Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: 06-06-25 - Brian Simpson at Tempe Improv
Release Date: June 6, 2025
Host/Author: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

1. Introduction to the Episode

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, host John Holmberg and his co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo welcome special guest Brian Simpson, a comedian from Tempe Improv. The episode delves into a range of topics, including disturbing internet videos, military experiences, personal stories related to 9/11, food safety, and the development of comedy.

2. Discussing Disturbing Internet Content

The hosts kick off the conversation by addressing disturbing content commonly found on the internet, specifically referencing the infamous movie "Faces of Death."

• Brady Bogen introduces the topic:
  "You’ve been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He’s evil sitting right here." ([02:37])

• Dick Toledo responds with humor, downplaying the severity:
  "No, I'm not talking about a movie called Faces of Death." ([03:43])

• They describe a particularly gruesome scene involving the consumption of monkey brains:
  Brady: "They keep going. They keep going." ([05:58])

This segment highlights the hosts' fascination with the darker side of internet content and sets the tone for their candid discussions.

3. Welcoming Brian Simpson to Tempe Improv

Brian Simpson is introduced as the guest performing at Tempe Improv. The hosts encourage listeners to attend his shows, emphasizing his unique comedic style.

• John Holmberg:
  "Next contestant is Brian Simpson. Come on down. We'll get him a bucket, too." ([02:56])

• Brady Bogen:
  "Brian Simpson's at the Tempe Improv tonight and tomorrow go to tempeimprov.com." ([27:38])

4. Dick Toledo’s Military Journey and Discovery of Comedy

A significant portion of the episode focuses on Dick Toledo's experiences in the Marine Corps and how they shaped his career in comedy.

• Joining the Military:
  Dick Toledo:
  "I joined two months before 9/11." ([14:35])

• Facing Racial Tensions:
  Dick Toledo:
  "I was the first black person back in the unit. But no one told me this." ([22:16])

• Developing Comedy Skills:
  Dick Toledo:
  "The Marine Corps is what taught me that I was funny." ([21:49])

• Transition to Stand-Up Comedy:
  Dick Toledo:
  "And I sort of got away with saying a lot of things that other people couldn't say." ([23:42])

These insights reveal how military service provided Dick with unique experiences that he later transformed into comedic material.

5. Personal Stories Surrounding 9/11

Both Dick Toledo and Brady Bogen share their personal connections to the September 11 attacks, adding a poignant layer to the episode.

• Dick Toledo:
  "I was eating breakfast when 911 happened, and I was like, oh, man." ([20:08])

• Brady Bogen:
  "My wife was in the towers where it really made it out. And then we got divorced." ([25:15])

These narratives provide listeners with a deeper understanding of the hosts' backgrounds and the emotional impacts of historical events.

6. Light-Hearted Banter on Relationships and Marriage

The conversation takes a humorous turn as the hosts discuss relationships, marriage, and the dynamics between partners.

• Dick Toledo:
  "Married people always sound just like cocaine addicts, you know?" ([27:19])

• Brady Bogen:
  "You need to take the trash out. You need to be a little bit more diligent about cleaning the bathroom. Otherwise, you're going to hear about Osama." ([25:59])

This segment showcases the hosts' ability to blend humor with relatable everyday topics.

7. Food Safety and Health Tips

In an unexpected yet informative segment, the hosts delve into food safety, sharing practical tips and personal experiences.

• Dick Toledo on Excedrin Spoilage:
  "If your Excedrin smells like vinegar, don't. It's bad. Don't use it." ([28:35])

• Discussion on Rice and Pasta Safety:
  Dick Toledo:
  "Cooked rice and pasta left out can harbor harmful bacteria. It can kill you." ([30:08])

• Brady Bogen:
  "Wait a minute. What is this? Personal experience." ([28:16])

These conversations aim to educate listeners on the importance of proper food storage and medication safety.

8. Final Words of Wisdom and Closing Remarks

As the episode draws to a close, the hosts offer final thoughts and humorous observations, reinforcing the camaraderie among them.

• Dick Toledo’s Advice:
  "If your Excedrin smells like vinegar, don't. It's bad. Don't use it." ([28:35])

• Brady Bogen:
  "Brian Simpson killed me. That's what happened." ([30:51])

The closing remarks leave listeners with a mix of practical advice and light-hearted humor, encapsulating the show's unique blend of topics.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Brady Bogen ([02:37]):
  "You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil sitting right here."

• Dick Toledo ([03:43]):
  "No, I'm not talking about a movie called Faces of Death."

• Brady Bogen ([05:58]):
  "They keep going. They keep going."

• Dick Toledo ([22:16]):
  "I was the first black person back in the unit. But no one told me this."

• Dick Toledo ([23:42]):
  "And I sort of got away with saying a lot of things that other people couldn't say."

• Dick Toledo ([28:35]):
  "If your Excedrin smells like vinegar, don't. It's bad. Don't use it."

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a rich tapestry of discussions ranging from the macabre aspects of internet content to deeply personal military experiences and practical health tips. With the engaging presence of Brian Simpson, listeners are treated to a blend of humor, storytelling, and insightful conversations that cater to a diverse audience.

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