Host (3:13)

Oh yeah.

TR (3:14)

They don't care about American football. It's totally pointless.

Brady (3:21)

Yep, another party.

TR (3:22)

Well, it screws up a lot of stuff too. I know. The Steelers play in Dublin in week four and the game starts at six in the morning. The only thing you're doing is hurting Steelers and Vikings fans. I think it's the Vikings. They play. There's nobody at like it's nine at least in Minnesota. Or eight in the morning, six o' clock here. I don't know how any Hawaiians are fans of football because it'll be 3am There to watch a football game. Alaska, it's way late. But that's just dumb. But tonight at least you got a regular time. You're pretty much in the time zone down there in Brazil. Is it Sao Paulo or is it Rio? I don't even know where they're putting it. That's all a circuit. How many people will be murdered? That's a murder capital. After the game, Patrick Mahomes murdered 13 Brazilians and walked right to the bus. Because that's what they do there. I can't wait.

Brady (4:18)

So tonight's game is the one.

TR (4:21)

Oh no, tonight's the Philly. That's Friday. Yeah, that's Friday. That's right. But still, I'm excited about that one. That's the game I want to watch. I want to watch. I don't care about Philly and Dallas.

Host (4:29)

That's in Sao Paulo.

TR (4:30)

Yeah, it's Sao Paulo. Okay.

Brady (4:31)

Yeah, that's 5, 501 start on.

TR (4:35)

Because that's, you know, we're in the same start time. South America and the United States are on the same times. But you start rolling over to the UK or wherever Else they start. They have a game in Australia. God forbid it'll be tomorrow. Football's back. Yeah. Tonight's the Eagles Cowboys. So everybody will watch that just because it's on. Eagles fans will be excited. It's a good matchup, but it's just marquee teams. I'm excited to see the Chiefs in charge because I think, you know, Chiefs are gonna have one of those years that are maybe finally the announcement that it's over. That's what I'm seeing with them. Maybe so, huh? Eh. They get a run left in them, but I think everything's kind of caught up. I don't think the Chargers are the team to catch them, but they play them tight. We'll see. We'll see. I'd like to see them getting battered around a little bit. It's time for the Chiefs to step away. It was a nice run. The Eagles took it last year and kind of showed them. Hey, you guys are now second tier as far as championship teams go.

Host (5:35)

Decent matchups this first week, though, too.

TR (5:36)

It's awesome. Yeah. Because it's all even. Like, the parody in the league is ridiculous right now. Nobody knows anything. What's gonna happen. It's gonna be great. Oh, I'm very excited. Yeah. Eagles and Cowboys tonight opening up with.

Brady (5:48)

The Battle of Ohio.

TR (5:50)

And nobody cares, Brady. Nobody cares about that. Not even a little bit. No one outside of Ohio says it's the Battle of Ohio. I got into an argument once about O with a guy who said Arizona State and Arizona is the biggest rivalry in college football. I'm like, are you crazy? Shortly answered after by the Battle of Ohio. When people think that the Bengals and Browns draw eyes at all. That is a. What else you want to do Monday night? What's the Monday night game? Browns. Bengals. Oh, it's like, we're going to dinner Monday. I'll peek in. I'm not going to watch that whole thing. I don't know how Jacksonville. Jacksonville and the Bengals are the same tomorrow. Most people. The Browns are funny. At least they're comic. Like the Browns should wear. They should just change the name. It rhymes. Just call them the Clowns because they're just put them in, like, jester outfits.

Host (6:41)

Big red nose and floppy shoes on.

TR (6:43)

Every year they go out there and clown it up. Brown's going to Brown. They're browning right now. They're going to Brown up this season. And that hadn't even started yet. There's some things that are constant, and one of them is Brown's going to Brown. Bengals going to Bengal. Brown's going to Brown. Ohio going to Ohio. At least in the NFL. The best NFL team in Ohio is at Ohio State. The best professional football team for years has been the Ohio State Buckeye. And they should take a lesson because it's costing the Browns $200 million a year to suck. And it's only costing Ohio State 30 million to win championships.

Host (7:19)

30 million on paper.

TR (7:20)

Well, that's true. Good point. Well, then the Browns can learn from that, too. Yeah, The Asians start scamming. All right, it's time we talked something much more pressing. The Epstein files. And I know it's got people up in arms and stuff, but yesterday, things.

Brady (7:39)

Going all over the place.

TR (7:40)

All right, exactly 33,000 pages were released. And they finally got through them. And they said, it's just the tip of the iceberg. I know how we get to the bottom of this. Exactly. How we get to the. Somebody will spill. Cause all the stuff that came out in 33,000 pages. Think of that. I could buy eight houses a year, fill out the loan paperwork for years, and wouldn't come close to having seen 33,000 pages. And those are huge. Like 150 page. Think of how big it is when you buy a house or a car. The documents. And you're like, jesus, look at that pile. Where do they put all this? Now multiply that by 300 or 3,000 and you've got 33,000 pages. And it's just a little piece of it. Whoever the dude dude is who has to file, that is the guy we need to talk to. He's gotta be ready to spill.

Brady (8:37)

Give us the. The Reader's Digest version.

TR (8:42)

There isn't one.

Brady (8:43)

Yeah, this is it.

TR (8:44)

You got the Reader's Digest version.

Host (8:46)

That's the 33,000.

TR (8:48)

It's the little bit. They released a little piece of it.

Brady (8:51)

If that. Is that the chunk that they've accumulated over the. You know, when he went to court?

TR (8:55)

No, the first time in that first documentary. Whatever. There's a lot there. 33,000 pages were released from the FIL. Not all of it. It's a little bit. So there's a million pages. Who's writing it? Who's going through the notes and documenting and then, you know, transcribing and where is it? Because whoever's typing with the carpal tunnel is ready to get bribed. What have you been. You've. You've written the whole thing. I know, and I'm absolutely tired of it. It just keeps pouring in on me. That dude's under so much stress. That's the real hidden underbelly of this. There's a group of people filing this. There's a lot of people who know what it is, and they're under lock and key with a gun to their head to not say a word. Because I know for a fact if you gave me a job that said file those 33,000 pages, and I'm like, if you don't, tell me right after that, if I don't, you'll kill me. I'm telling everybody about what I find. We went through kupds when we closed the old building in Guadalupe, and we found a few old file cabinets. We went through and found out how many old employees and what they made. And we spilled our beans, like, immediately about people who were still there. Like, we found some. If you're in the Epstein filing business and you're just rolling through the computer, I gotta click this and put this here. You've seen all of it. And there's another dude who has to go through and go, better black that out. There are multiple people reading all of these. Somebody needs to get to them, pay them, and say, come on, speed this up a little bit.

Host (10:37)

Someone pay the guy with the Sharpie.

Brady (10:40)

This says, or is that the design of it? Or it's just gonna be buried. So much stuff.

TR (10:45)

But there's somebody doing the work, right? Get to that guy. Quit asking Trump, quit asking Biden, quit asking Democrats and Republicans, and get to the dude in the room with the files. He's tired of it. His job's too hard. Spengler just emailed over and says, according to AI, 33,000 sheets of paper is 10 and a half feet to 11 and a half feet tall. That's. That's two Bradys on top of each other of paper. And that's just a little piece of the file. Nobody thinks about the poor slums that have to sit in a computer room and type it all in or input the data or take all the information from the hearings and the documents and the depositions and then put it in. Somebody's typing all this stuff and somebody's reading all of it to say, this is okay to release. We better not do this. What's that dark underbelly that we don't talk about? Everybody says, oh, Trump's hiding this, this guy's hiding that. What about the people who do the work?

Brady (11:51)

Yeah, whatever nicene group put the ones to put the one that. This is approved.

TR (11:56)

Exactly.

Brady (11:56)

The apocrypha.

TR (11:57)

They're the whole thing. We Want the whole damn thing. Like, no, no, you ain't ready for the whole thing. You should see some of the stuff I've read. Doesn't that make that the worst person involved?

Brady (12:05)

A lot of it repeats itself.

TR (12:07)

Like if Brady was filing the Epstein files and I'm like, hey, Brady, have you seen anything? Oh. Oh, brother. Some of the things I've seen, the things they did to those kids. Aren't you a bad guy? Now wouldn't that make Brady a bad guy for having seen it and going, I gotta blow the whistle on this whole deal.

Brady (12:26)

But evidently part of it. I saw some of this stuff I.

TR (12:30)

Because I'll get killed otherwise. That's the real Clintons. The Clintons will kill you.

Host (12:36)

Game over.

TR (12:36)

I don't know why we get involved in that, but we will kill a bitch for telling anybody about Epstein Island. The bad, dirty stuff just keep floating out. All the nonsense. Yeah, they drown you in this. But somebody's got to be doing that work. And what we don't talk about while we sit and go. They're covering it up. They're covering it up. Is the dude who had nothing to do with it, who gets murdered if he says what he sees. And there's an entire government agency of that. I sound like Alex Jones right now. But that's true. Because when they said yesterday, 33,000 pages. We've gone through them. Nothing new here. We're waiting for the rest of it. I'm like, how in the world is there a the rest of it? You couldn't cover it in 33,000 pages. Morning Sickness 88 K U P D.

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TR (14:03)

Wondery Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

Host (14:08)

How is there nothing new in 33,000 pages?

TR (14:11)

That stuff we already knew Mike well, you went through all 33,000. Yeah, I knew all that, Mike. I don't think I have 33,000 pages of knowledge in my head about everything. That's just one topic. So what we really should be talking about is the truth that lies underneath the surface of this weird story is that there's a whole group, paid for and under the threat of a blade to say, read all this, put it in a computer, and if you say anything, we're gonna cut your heads off. And they do it. Who knows who they are dealing with.

Brady (14:47)

Something that was just. That put people in positions that there's so much money involved. You open that can of worms.

TR (14:55)

Yeah. Reylo said, the Epstein files. Why did they release 33 black sheets of paper from all the redempt Redactions. Exactly. But if there's tons of redactions, somebody's got to go through and black that out. There's somebody going through all these. Find that dude. He's tired of his job. I guarantee you he's ready to talk.

Host (15:14)

But doesn't want to die.

TR (15:16)

Then you protect them. Like, get the mob back involved. Get Brett's people.

Host (15:20)

I've been saying that for years, and everybody looks at me like, come on.

TR (15:24)

The mob would go in and fix stuff like this. They could be the ones doing it.

Host (15:28)

That's when Vegas was better.

TR (15:29)

Vegas was awesome. When the mob ran, they were off. It was 33 pages, but you gotta think about that. Yeah, we missed by. We don't know where these numbers come from. Somebody moved the decimal. It's a small children's book. There's nothing going on. And I don't say like, a children's book like that. Epstein had some problems with it. Nothing to see here.

Brady (15:49)

These pages have pictures.

TR (15:50)

Yeah, it's. Well, it's just crazy, whatever's on them.

Brady (15:53)

Cartoons.

TR (15:54)

Somebody sits in a basement somewhere with a group of employees saying, all right, guys, every page you go through, if this word's in it, black it out. And they have to read it. Somebody still has to read it. A computer can go through and say, all right, we'll black out all these. If this word's on the page, black out the page. But somebody has to see that. And somebody knows the list of keywords to tell the computer to get rid of that are too detrimental to. And then it comes back a full black page. And that guy's got to have some curiosity to go, whoa. I'm gonna go peek at this page and see what we just blacked out, because this is all the computer black the whole thing out. Somebody like, who isn't important knows all this stuff and that makes them as bad as anyone else. Like, if I was.

Brady (16:36)

How about all these, you know, companies or businesses that are yelling how crooked Epstein is, which is how it looks. Well, but yet they took.

TR (16:46)

That's hindsight. Everybody always comes out and so why are you doing.

Brady (16:49)

They took the money donated to the charity.

TR (16:51)

Anybody who makes a ton of money is going to have some enemies that they feel like they got rooked by the guy. That's just part of having success. The success you have competition. He made a billion. The other guy didn't. Epstein stole from me. That's natural. But if I'm not even talking about.

Brady (17:07)

That, I'm talking about that Epstein helped them out in their business or charity and all that.

TR (17:12)

And then, well, they have to distance themselves. So, yeah, he was, you know, he, he was like a sociopath. He went about.

Brady (17:18)

Yep.

TR (17:19)

The city of New York as the king of New York for a little while, and everybody took his money and got in bed with him and, and did business and stuff. But I'm talking about. Who's the group? Tell me. Nobody asks that question. I never watch any of the news sources goes, who's doing the redacting? Like, that's who we need to look into. Who's the wor. Like, if it's Brady down in a basement just reading, oh, you can't do that to a kid. Better black that out. That guy's just as bad. Cause I know if I was reading that and it's like, and then Clinton, Obama, Trump, Biden and Kamala Harris gang banged a five year old. Like, oh my God, I gotta tell everybody about this. That dude's just like, no, black that up because he'll get. He's got it. He's got to be like a guillotine over him all the time.

Brady (18:01)

And is that part of the whole thing? When was it Christy Dome who. Who came out and like, hey, we're gonna.

TR (18:07)

We're releasing Pam Bond. Yeah. She said we'll release it all. It'll all be out.

Brady (18:13)

Oh, you're gonna see.

TR (18:15)

No, you're not. Somebody is like the COVID That's it. I don't think the COVID up is. I don't think. And everybody wants it to be their side is winning and the other side isn't. But the bottom line is that's all. Everybody's covering it up. But who's doing the work? Because I know Trump's not in there reading like, nope, nope, nope. Because I Know, if it was me that was being accused of this and they gave me access to those files, I'd be the one blacking stuff out. I'd be protecting my own ass. I wouldn't trust Brett. You're gonna read some things in there, Brett, but I trust you. Black it out for me, buddy. Like, I'm gonna make sure I'm doing this myself, so I don't see him doing it. There's a group of people that are hired to do this.

Brady (18:54)

I'm picturing it's like Willy Wonka when he looks out the factory door and down at all the tables, all these people are reading the files. It would just take a thousand.

TR (19:05)

You're hungry, aren't you? That was a candy ride. You compared the Epstein files to Willy Wonka, which is.

Host (19:11)

It's got to be a.

Brady (19:11)

Have we found anything yet?

TR (19:13)

You know, of course.

Host (19:14)

Come on. You can't read 33,000 page. It's not like they got one dude there. Brady's right with that.

TR (19:20)

Well, somebody's doing it, though. Somebody's telling the computer, the AI it's got to be redact.

Host (19:26)

Well, that's true.

TR (19:26)

Right, but so, like, what I'm saying, when those files come out and a whole page is redacted, and I know what words get blacked out by AI And I see, like, eight pages, I'm curious enough to go back in and go, what happened here? Somebody does. Does.

Host (19:40)

No.

TR (19:40)

You would have that keep your mouth shut if you and I were in a room, and I'm like, did you read that last page we just blacked out Clinton. Let's just say he loves ketchup. I didn't expect that. I love ketchup. I pour it on my body, and I just let the children lick it all.

Host (19:58)

And you know what happens?

TR (19:59)

All right. Then you get killed.

Host (20:00)

Yeah, exactly.

TR (20:01)

So the two of us have to.

Host (20:02)

Let your eyes shut.

TR (20:03)

It's like the scene in. What was that? New Jack City, where Pookie went into that room and everybody was naked doing the cocaine. Because if they had clothes, they had pockets, and that means they could steal some. And they got paid well. But they also knew anything happens, they're getting offed.

Host (20:20)

Yep.

TR (20:23)

That'S what it has to be. A room of naked people.

Host (20:25)

Oh, look at Epstein.

TR (20:27)

You knew two months got off. Good point.

Host (20:30)

Goodbye.

TR (20:30)

But it just doesn't seem like the journalists are doing their jobs and saying, where are these files? Like, where do you hide them? Oh, they're in the hidden file room. Like. Yeah, that seems fishy, right? There. Who's in there? Who's the like. Dig down into that and you know what would start happening? You'd hear, hi, how are you? My name is Bill Clinton, former President of the United States. And I guess you've been fishing around in that room a little bit heavy, haven't you? There. All right. Major Garrett, you are a pain in the ass.

Brady (20:57)

That's why they all have their libraries when they finish up the pressure.

TR (21:01)

Where does it go?

Brady (21:02)

The Clinton library.

TR (21:04)

I want to. I want the job where you go in there. How do you apply for that job? I want to be the guy who files the Epstein stuff. Sure. That's great. All right. Let's get you down there. Now we're going to kill you if you say anything. Oh, I know. I'm. I'm highly aware of that. Like who still wants that gig?

Host (21:19)

Well, I don't think you go on. Indeed. And fill out a resume for that or anything.

TR (21:23)

It'd be great if you did Wanted Epstein filer like with a Sharpie. Apply here. Quick fingers. I can file all this. So that's the real. Like everybody keeps looking for the conspiracy and the angle and everything else. The real one is what group is this? That is. That is hiding it. That keeps it in the government's basement. And I know you'll say the government, but who? All of them.

Brady (21:49)

But then wasn't there an outside committee?

TR (21:52)

I don't know. Because the government. Government's got to be the one that releases the papers to be investigated. There's a whole underbelly of weird that we're not talking about. Because when they said 33000 pages, I thought of that poor SAP with just those weird little things on his fingers. Remember the people used to wear those paper cut.

Host (22:11)

Oh yeah.

TR (22:12)

The little condoms looking things.

Host (22:13)

Yeah.

TR (22:14)

Just going through files going, I can't take it because they release it as papers. They don't release it in a computer file. They always show that here's the bill for the blah blah blah. And they just plop it down. And then congressmen pretend they've read it. I don't know. There's an Epstein file guy out there.

Host (22:31)

This guy figured out the hours it would take for to read that and everything.

TR (22:35)

That's the other thing they always say we read it. Who? Not one guy read that. Nobody's actually even read the Bible. It's too confusing and long. Nobody's read 33,000.

Host (22:44)

This is longer than the Bible.

TR (22:46)

So I mean, yeah. For an average adult reading for comprehension, 33,000 pages. Would take 1375 hours of continuous reading. Doesn't account for break sleep or daily activities. That would be start reading and 1375 hours later you're done. Which would extend a total time to many months or even years. The calculation is based on the following assumptions. The Average reading speed, 200, 250 words a minute. Conservative estimate of 240 words per minute is used for the calculation. Words per page, standard page, about 500 words. It would take you months. And they did it in three days. The news is claiming we look through it in three days. There's nothing new here. 33,000 pages. Maybe there's a lot of pictures. Maybe it's a pop up book. But if you plop that down in front of me and say, read this. No, you read it. I'm not doing that. If you don't read it, the Clintons will kill you. Greg has a good one. He says, you think every time Bill kills someone, he has like a cool phrase, it's time to pay your bill. I'm gonna kill this guy. Well, I'm not gonna do it. I don't blow my hands, but I got people for that. It's gonna be great. Hillary doesn't kill as much as I do now. She's taken some time off since the losses. I won twice, tried twice, won twice, she tried twice, got blasted two times. It's hilarious. Yeah. This guy said, if you've seen. Oh, yeah, I got two people in a row saying, have you seen the movie Severe Severance? The TV show? I said same things. And then Rochelle says, those people that go through the severance procedure, it must be real. It is. It's. That's what I really want to know. That's where my conspiracy brain starts spinning. Because when I see all this stuff, I'm like, all right. Everybody keeps talking about who's covering it up, but it's covered up long before it's released. There's an entire, like, division of it. And I want to meet one of those people. I'd be like, what do you do? I work in the operations department at the CIA. And you don't have. Nobody ever asked them any more questions because you know what'll happen to you. And that's a good group of people. That's a group of brats times 10. I don't want to know. They haven't. Not one of them's come out about Kennedy, about moon landings, about this. They keep it kind of quiet, keep it. Keep us guessing. That's weird.

Brady (25:15)

Don't put me in that mix?

TR (25:16)

Yep. Morning sickness medicate KU PD Holmberg's morning sickness. So, John, maybe it's a group of people on the spectrum and they tell them it's a special game to see who can make the most black lines. There's a surprise at the end. That's true. But eventually somebody has to spill, right? Somebody has to get wordy. You would think, because, you know, it's not just one dude down there. It's a team of human beings monitoring 11ft of paper.

Brady (25:54)

Ghislaine needs some help.

TR (25:56)

Yeah. They said there were naked pictures of her in this file release.

Host (26:00)

I will release those. You know, I'm okay with that.

TR (26:02)

You know what that keeps.

Host (26:03)

It's like Playboy. I'm not reading the articles. Show me the pictures.

TR (26:06)

It's salacious. Yeah. I'm not there for the joke. Right. Little Annie Fanny was not funny at all. Not even a little bit. The articles, occasionally you get a good interview, like, but for the most part, it was after I was done jerking off. Yeah, but you released some nudity. It's salacious. People are in. Ooh, there's just Lane's boobs. She's not bad. That's all we really care about. The truth is laying under that somewhere says, what would Trump's murder catchphrase be? Good one right there. You're fired. Probably. It's like, you just keep the same one from the Apprentice. I don't know. It's just.

Host (26:41)

He's already branded. It's good. It's a good idea to keep that.

TR (26:44)

You know, my life changed when I met that dude who was a sovereign citizen, and he was a black ops military guy, and I didn't know what any of that meant, and I didn't believe him for years. And then finally he started to say stuff, and I'm like, that actually happened? Like, the things he was telling me started to actually happen. And I'm like, this is weird. And then I. And he's like, you don't want to know half the stuff I know. Which is why he became a sovereign citizen. And then he told me the one time he started to look into a certain case as a sovereign citizen, he woke up in Greenland, and they left him at an airport without any ID and said, find your way back and knock it off. I don't know who it was. Whatever. I'm like, you're a liar. And it happened to him again.

Host (27:28)

So, like, the A team, they gave him some milk, he passed out and jumped. Flew on a plane.

TR (27:32)

I don't know if it was real or not. But again, I always tell that story of the time he called me and said, hey, I can't work out this week. I worked out with him. He said, I can't work out this week. I gotta go to Mexico for a job again. I was too stupid to understand it because he's a contractor. So I thought there was just some plumbing that went bad in Mexico. I'm like, he's going to stay busy in Mexico for years if he's a plumber. He was a contractor. And he said, we called in tanks, so that's weird. See, if anything talks about. I'll be disconnected for a few days, see if anybody talks. And that happened to be the weekend that Gabby Giffords got shot in the head. And on the scroll underneath, skirmishes on the Mexican border with the United States. You know what? And he goes, didn't anybody report it? And I'm like, yeah, there was a scroll, but I mean, some bigger news happened. He goes, yeah, I know. And I'm like, is that real? And he goes, he just shrugged his shoulders. And I'm like, oh, dude, I'm not talking to you anymore. This is weird. Stuff's happening, and you're kind of predicting it the day you leave. Everything feels fishy since I met him. And I don't want to be crazy, but it does feel that way.

Brady (28:29)

I don't know if it's conspiracy or not, but the theory of that a lot of that information is leaked or given to Hollywood before that.

TR (28:39)

The Manchurian Candidate theory. Yeah. Is that the. The indoctrinate us through movies, so we're used to it when it actually happens. We've seen it before. The Manchurian Candidate was the first one where people raised their eyes and said, wait a second, is this actually happening? Whose idea was this? This is weird. And now when it happens, you're like, oh, well, that makes sense. And we get introduced to a ton of stuff by movies. Wag the Dog was one. They've had a ton of them where it's like, when this happens, you'll have already seen it. We don't want to surprise you with it in real life. We'll give it to you in form of art first, and then. Then we're gonna do it. It's crazy, and it does sound nuts. And by the way, I'm not smart enough to ever figure it out. So keep me fat and happy and I'm fine. Don't kill me, and I'll be a worker bee all day long. Hey, I got off easy. I Tell fart jokes for a living. If this is how bad it is that I have to stay quiet and not know anything, okay, I'll go to TMZ and start caring about what the Real Housewives are doing. Keep my brain busy with that rather than looking to this. But sometimes this happens, and my brain says, stop for a second. What's going on over here? Crazy.

Brady (29:48)

I met. I might watch Dancing with the Stars this season.

TR (29:51)

Absolutely gonna watch that. That cast is amazing. Feldman alone, and then he started adding in some of those hot Mormon wives because they're on there now, too. Of course, that's going to take my football and Dancing with the Stars. The Epstein files will be back in my mind tomorrow. Just. I mean, yeah, Again, you want to see something that'll make your brain hurt? Watch the documentary about the Pat Tillman story and what his family had to go through just to find out how their kid died. And. And what they gave them was years of reading material with redacted lines out. And they hired a guy who, again, this is where I kind of got the idea for what's going on with the Epstein file. They hired a guy who somehow got out of the system and knows what redacted lines are, why they would black this out. And they give you a little piece, and he goes, okay, this clear. And he deciphered the entire thing, and they showed it in the documentary, and it's almost all black lines. He knew exactly what those papers said. He figured it out. He could. It's like reading hieroglyphics to him. He's like, I got this. And it took him a long time because they didn't count. The government never counted on Tillman's family reading those papers. They just kept throwing it at him. Drown them in paperwork. And they effing read it and then went back to every one of those.

Brady (31:10)

Generals to stay in line, like, never got it.

TR (31:13)

That's when I knew. Because when Harry Waxman and Donald Rumsfeld, enemies for their entire careers, shook hands and said, nothing we can do here. And he's like, yep, this is all locked up. We don't know how to even. And then Rumsfeld went over to Tillman's dad and said, hey, sorry, we did all we could. And Tillman's dad goes, go yourself on camera. It's one of the best moments ever, because they figured it out. And then they all claimed every general in the military. Rumsfeld and Waxman said, our emails were down that day, and they were all in different parts of the all of their emails happen to just get lost. Oh, well, no reason to look at any further. Pound the gavel. I find it all fascinating. But tonight I will stop caring. At 5 o' clock when Al Michaels and the boring Kirk Herb Street. Is that on? Is that a Prime game? Thursday nights are usually. It might be NBC. This might be a big one. This might be the NBC game. Really?

Brady (32:09)

They take it away from.

TR (32:10)

Oh yeah, because it's. They want big ratings. Prime is not getting those. Maybe it is a prime game, but who cares? Whoever's voice I hear if it's Collinsworth, it's NBC. Okay, Tirico, give me whoever. All this gets washed away. It's perfect. It's perfect. And the guy says, are you telling me that Marvel might be real someday? Yeah, Interplanetary wars at multi dimensions. They're coming your way. The multi dimensional stuff to me might be something they're trying to tell us.

Brady (32:46)

And how many bringing in that quantum physics?

TR (32:48)

A lot. Oh, yeah, and notice that it started in like the 50s and 60s when movies started to tell us about aliens coming in. When it happens, we'll know. We'll be like, oh yeah, I've seen this before. There's an asteroid headed directly towards her. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's probably gonna happen.

Host (33:05)

Send up a bunch of oil riggers. We'll get that handled.

TR (33:08)

That's right. We have to send up people who aren't scientists and train them to kill an asteroid. It would be a lot easier to do that. Then we'll teach them to fly the shuttle rather than just teach astronauts how to kill an asteroid with oil rigging stuff. That's a good plot.

Host (33:22)

Let's go, Buscemi.

TR (33:23)

Worst plot in movie history. Who's best qualified to take care of this space rock? Probably roughnecks. Yeah, that's good. That's better than astronauts. We'll teach them to fly. We'll make them astronauts first. That'll be a lot easier than training astronauts to work a drill. Dumbest movie ever, anyway. Well, good luck. If you want to read the 33,000 pages, it's available. Yeah, they're out there. It's available right now at Oprah Transcripts if you want to look, I think she was there. You know what would put an end to this? I should work for the government. And the 33,000 pages, 11,000 of them are nudes of Oprah. No one would look into it anymore. It would be like, oh, good lord, we've got 11,000 pictures of Oprah and Gail Scissoring. So that's available to the public now. And that is be zero. Just your funniest friends would be sending those out in memes naked. Oprah. That puts an end to all of it. We've got Rosie o' DONNELL performing oral sex regularly on our. You want to see that that's there? Yeah. Thanks. It's horrifying. What do you got on the big board of musical treats there, Bert?

Host (34:33)

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TR (35:18)

You can't. They're clearing that. They're clearing the decks over, right. So actionrideshop.com just got an email from a guy and he's right. He goes, I want to see those cans of Jizz. That's just Lane. That's her nickname is Jizzy. She has nice hangers. I think so too. Just Lane's. You know, you take aside her friends and stuff. If you met Ghislaine at a bar, you know, if you're at the. If you're on some sort of a business retreat. Look at that. She's pretty good. And she's, you know, hanging around the bar at a courtyard inn. Oh, there she is. Naked.

Host (35:52)

Yeah, it's all blurred. Japanese porn.

TR (35:54)

Is that the one that was just came out?

Host (35:56)

I don't know.

TR (35:58)

Brett's pulled up some nudes of Jizzling. She's got a body on her. She's curvy. Like in a good way.

Host (36:03)

More than I thought.

TR (36:04)

Yeah. And her name is Ghislaine. I mean, that's awesome right there. Yeah. You keep me interested with these naked pictures of her. Yeah. I'm gonna start release those.

Host (36:18)

I don't care what the words are saying in those files. Come on, give me the p.

TR (36:23)

Yeah. Anyway, what do you got?

Host (36:29)

All right. Deftones, Judas Priest. Acdc, Allison Chains, White Stripes, the Cult, Pantera, Dying Fetus, and then Terror. Keep your mouth shut for the files. Destroy everything from Hate Breed for the Epstein files.

TR (36:44)

Operator.

Host (36:44)

The guy reading it's got nothing left to lose.

TR (36:46)

So tell us.

Host (36:47)

Yeah. And then vengeance buried alive for the guy that's doing the files, too. So got both sides. Sides.

TR (36:56)

All right, let's do Operator. I love Nothing to Lose. Such a great song.

Host (37:00)

And I'll pull that up.

TR (37:01)

I don't know if I have it or not. That is such a good song. The band. I wanted to be awesome. That get kind of fizzled out. I was mad at him at first, but to lose. I don't have it in mind. Do you have it?

Host (37:15)

I can do it.

TR (37:16)

Got to get that. Yeah. That band came and went. Johnny Strong.

Host (37:19)

Great songs.

TR (37:20)

Yeah. And everybody was mad at first because they sounded so much like Chris Cornell.

Host (37:24)

Yeah.

TR (37:25)

Why is that bad? And at first, I was a little grumpy about it. I'm like, hey, he's doing an impression. This. No, that's a good impression. And it's a great voice.

Host (37:34)

Keep doing it. If that's.

TR (37:35)

That's it. That's what you got. Bring it to us. Nothing to lose for the Epstein filer. We're thinking of you, man. Somebody buy that guy a Twix. You got it Ready? Knock it out. It's 98 Kup. It's your wake up song. Love this one. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee. I've heard enough of.