Podcast Summary
Podcast: Holmberg's Morning Sickness
Episode: 10-31-25 - Scott the Bot Swings and Misses with Another Halloween Costume & Woman Crashes Car After Seeing Boyfriend Get Text From Another Woman
Date: October 31, 2025
Main Theme / Purpose
This episode dives into the annual tradition of dissecting and roasting coworkers’ ill-fated Halloween costumes—most notably, sales guy Scott Taylor’s latest baffling ensemble—while also discussing a wild real-life crime: a woman who intentionally crashed a car after seeing her boyfriend get a text from another woman, resulting in tragedy. Expect sharp, irreverent banter from hosts John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Mike King, and Dick Toledo.
Key Discussion Points
1. Scott Taylor’s Disastrous Halloween Costumes
(01:18–14:52, 29:14–33:07)
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Scott’s Legacy of Missed Costumes:
- Previously showed up in costumes that no one could quite decipher, leading to an annual tradition of roasting his choices.
- Past efforts included an infamous "Ted Lasso" that looked suspiciously like Hitler, and a topical (but not really) Scotty Scheffler costume right after the golfer’s brief detainment.
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This Year’s Attempt:
- Scott appears in a yellow reflective vest, ski mask, and Burger King-esque crown. The group is stumped, cycling through guesses from rapper impersonations to Ghostface Killa to a random roadside worker.
- Eventually, Scott reveals he’s a “Louvre thief on the lam,” referencing a recent (and, to the hosts, obscure) news story about an art heist in France.
- Consensus in the room: it’s the worst costume ever.
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Brutal Breakdown:
- The hosts suggest better alternatives, such as, “You should’ve gone as Ruby Franke’s son—now THAT would get a reaction in your neighborhood” [06:06].
- Reoccurring joke: The only thing Scott's costumes have ever achieved is collective confusion and pity.
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Memorable Quote:
- John: “You look like the guy who robbed Burger King, not the Louvre!” [04:42]
- Brett: “This is the worst costume I’ve ever seen. You might as well just have a sheet with holes in it—at least we’d know what you were!” [08:21]
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Running Gags & Alternative Ideas:
- The group invents even weirder identities for Scott’s costume (“King Joffrey Joffer from Coming to America doing community service” [13:37]), and bemoans the era of costumes that require a long explanation.
2. Absurd and Topical Halloween Costume Ideas
(05:37–14:52, 13:31–14:52, 25:08–26:28)
- A riff on current events and true crime:
- The hosts brainstorm more effective than “Louvre thief,” including Ruby Franke’s abused son (because Scott’s slimmed down), Coma Boy (from their later story), and Jeffrey Epstein’s ghost with a simple name tag.
- “Make sure you’ve got a costume people can actually recognize!” [12:33]
3. Real Crime: Woman Intentionally Crashes Car After Boyfriend Gets Text
(15:12–24:02)
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Story Recounted:
- Florida woman (“Leah Mumby”) crashes car on purpose after seeing a message on boyfriend’s phone from another woman, while pregnant.
- Boyfriend (Daniel Waterman) falls into a coma, later wakes up months later and exposes that she did it deliberately, then dies, turning the case into a homicide.
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Personal Experience Parallel:
- Brett shares his own experience waking from a car-crash coma, talks through post-accident confusion, and how little you really remember (“I woke up in the hospital with tubes in my throat and started swinging at everyone" – John, 17:02).
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Memorable Quote:
- John on the woman’s driving: “The bottom line...never let a woman drive. They’re too emotional...” [22:03] (delivered with characteristic facetiousness and over-the-top masculinity—typical satire from the show.)
- Brett: “That dude’s a hero. He wakes up from a coma and solves mysteries!” [22:59]
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Legal and Moral Angle:
- Discussion about how tough it would be to prove intent in court, but how the woman's confession sealed her fate.
- The hosts bounce from joking to marveling at the tragic/miraculous nature of the man waking up to ‘set the record straight’ before dying.
4. Upcoming Show Segment: “Night of the Singing Dead”
(26:28–29:14, 33:03–34:14)
- Hosts talk about their band’s Halloween gig where they perform songs by dead musicians, mentioning the effort (“four hours of makeup!” [28:35]), their tradition of picking songs based on recently deceased band members, and backstage banter around costumes.
- Numerous inside jokes about previous costumes and roles, such as Marilyn Monroe and John F. Kennedy, Paulie Walnuts, and the “no guineas this year” quip.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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On Scott Taylor’s Costume:
- John (04:42): “We thought maybe you were a rapper… you look like the album Biggie Smalls was on or the guy who killed Biggie Smalls. But no—you’re a Louvre Thief?!”
- Brett (08:21): “That’s the worst costume I’ve ever seen. I’ve seen bad ones... want a sheet with holes in it?”
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On Missed Topicality:
- Brett (06:53): “Take all this nonsense off. This Louvre costume is terrible. That’s worse than Scheffler!”
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On Crime Story:
- John (22:03): “The bottom line of the story is never let a woman drive—pretty sure that’s the message being sent here.” [satirically delivered]
- Brett (19:25): “Turns out the dead guy’s story makes a ton of sense—she crashed it on purpose.”
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On band tradition:
- Brett (28:35): “If a roadie drops and he was with the band for 28 years, we’ll do one of those [songs]!”
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On Costume Explanations:
- Mike King (08:51): “I just love that it’s a costume you have to explain.”
Timestamps for Major Segments
- [01:18–14:52] Scott Taylor Costume Roast, Missed Outfits, and Brainstorming Better Ideas
- [15:12–24:02] Crime Story: Intentional Crash, Coma, and True Crime Breakdown
- [26:28–29:14] Night of the Singing Dead — Band Talk & Halloween Preparations
- [29:14–33:07] Return to Scott’s Costume, Halloween Banter, and Spirit Halloween Gags
Additional Highlights & Running Gags
- Annual “bad costume” tradition is enthusiastically kept alive by the hosts’ relentless ribbing of Scott Taylor.
- Binges of inside jokes (“Coma Boy costume for next year!” [25:08]) and irreverence, especially regarding true crime stories and criminal justice.
- The irrepressible “judging costumes” attitude:
- “I'm brutal about it. I don't let people get away with crud. Every year it's worse.” – Brett [09:06]
Tone & Style
- Irreverent, rapid-fire, playful, sometimes brutally sarcastic.
- Frequent callbacks, inside jokes, and topical snark.
- True crime elements are played for both genuine intrigue and comedic dunking.
Summary for Listeners
Even if you’ve never tuned in before, this episode gives you everything this crew does best: merciless Halloween costume critiques, rapid pivots through pop culture, wild real-life news stories, and banter so brisk it borders on roast battle. You'll get tales both silly (Scott Taylor’s ongoing fail parade of costumes) and darkly fascinating (the crime story that ends with a post-coma confession), all in the show’s unique, irreverent Arizona style.
And don’t forget: if no one recognizes your Halloween costume, you might just end up the punchline on Holmberg’s Morning Sickness.
