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So essentially she, it says she pleaded guilty in I think it was 1990 or early 90s that she killed somebody and it was her, I think it was her husband murdering the wife of a man she later married. She was released from prison. So they didn't catch her for 27 years. Right. So she was evidently the affair partner kills the wife. Right. And then gets away with it for 27 years. So here's how she does it. She knocks on the door out of the blue dressed as A clown with balloons. Lady answers the door, and she goes, hi. She goes, oh, how nice. And she goes, these are for you. The balloons say you're the greatest. And the. And the lady's like, oh, this is fantastic. She goes, yep. And then just shoots her in the face. Shoots her dead, ditches all the stuff, runs away, drops the car. The car has orange hairs in it. So they knew that there was a clown in there at one point or another. A clown of some sort or a ginger, but they knew it was fibrous clown wig and, like, there's clown hair in here. So they found that. They're like the kid, because people said, a clown shot my mom. And then they did some, you know, reconnaissance work to say who's recently purchased balloons. And an hour prior to that murder, there was a you're the greatest balloon bouquet purchased by somebody. They found that. And then earlier, she rented a clown costume and then ended up buying it. And that was. So she had one. They had her dead to rights. No DNA at the time. So for 27 years, they really didn't do anything. She's always said she didn't do it. She served from 2017 on, but she's denied. And they're letting her out. Like, if you think for how long? But she hasn't even been it. She was only in there for, like, 18 months. She was only sentenced to 12 years. It doesn't make any sense. So here's the fun part of the whole thing. I personally believe that in court, women get away with murder more often than men, and they also get lesser sentences. That's just true. For some reason, this lady shoots a woman in cold blood dressed as a clown. And it's just an admission by the judicious judiciary system that women are, deep down nuts. And we all know it. Look, at any moment now, all of them could snap. And we all know that they don't have logic or accountability. So if they shoot somebody, it's probably a lesser cause because she should have seen it coming. If you answer the door for a clown you didn't expect, you expect a bullet in the head. There's no reason a clown out of the blue is going to show up at your door with the best intentions. Surprise. Clowns, murderers, same thing. If, Brady, this is a new way for you to die, and I'm worried about you a little bit. If you saw a clown through the peephole. I've had so many clowns come to the door growing up, you would, my friend, be eating a bullet seconds later? The Last thing you hear on this planet is that big, loud bang. And the last thing you see is a hot flash of fire before that bullet enters your skull. Do not, I repeat, do not answer the door. For a clown, you don't expect. No, it's not. It's a real easy life to live. Here's another thing. If you do expect a clown to come to your house at any time, change everything about your life. That should. There she is. It should better with clown outfit on. It should never happen. So anyway, she murders the lady after dressing up like the clown and marries the guy who's. Who was married to the woman she shot. So she gets married to the dude whose wife she killed. So this gets even worse. She got 12 years for this and no trouble for him? I don't know. I don't know that he was in on it, just. And they're denying they ever had an affair? Nope. Didn't know her until after the whole clown incident. Like, did she kill her? Like. I don't know. She's pretty awesome, though. It's crazy. So, yeah, they were all at home. Marlene Warren's lady, the son was there. That's the woman who dressed. Joseph Aarons is his name. His friends were all there when they said a person dressed as a clown rang the doorbell. And he said his mom answered the door and the clown handed balloons and. And the mom said, oh, how nice. This is unexpected. The clown pulls out a gun and shoots her in the face and then runs away. Right. So the Palm Beach County Sheriff's investigator said that the lady's name is Keen Warren because she married this, you know, Marlene's husband after the murder. She said she wasn't arrested until 27 years later. They had improved DNA, tied her directly to the evidence found in the getaway car. But they all say, oh, that's too weak to throw her in jail for a clown wig when. If you tell me a clown shot my mom and you find an abandoned car with clown wig DNA in it, your you did it. That's a life sentence. Anyway, at the time of the shooting, she was an employee of Mr. Warren's at his used car dealership. By the way, the car she was driving was a stolen car from that dealership. And everything points her. How is she getting out? And they're all celebrating this. The costume shop employees identified Ms. Warren as the woman who bought the clown suit two days before the killing. Two of the balloons, a silver one that said, you're the greatest, was sold at a store. Only one store in the area, the public supermarket right next to the lady's house. And an hour earlier, they had her on surveillance buying the. The goddamn balloons. Every step, everything. 12 year sentence. I'm not even upset she's getting out. I'm mad that she got 12 years. She. Before she left, she told her mother, if anything happens to me, Mike done this. Meaning that the husband of the lady that's about to die, he was the one who did it. And the mom's like, I don't know what that means, but okay. Lunatic. Yeah. They say that the DNA sample showed both male and female genes. It could have come from one of any of 20 women at the time. So they're like, well, let's just let this lady out. Did you rent the clown outfit? Yes. All right. You're guilty. That's it. This is over. This is the close kit. You're going to jail forever. How'd she get a clown outfit? She could have went Amy Fisher style. Just showed up at the door like a man. Yeah. Looked like a goddamn man. She got out, too, so it's unreal. But again, part of me says the sentence is lesser if you answer the door for the unexpected clown. The unexpected clown at your door. You deserve whatever happens after you crack after this noise. Howdy ho. What's up, new friend? If that bullet comes course. And they're like, what happened to Brady? Oh, a clown came to us. Ow. Unexpectedly, he got that. Seems reasonable. Yeah. And we'd all be like, oh, well, he shouldn't answer the. We've been warning him for years to just stop that goddamn. That screen won't stop a bullet. Well, look at this fam. There's a clown standing on our porch. That can't be bad. It's always bad. Nah. Let's go say hi to our new clown buddy. He's got a balloon says I'm the greatest. This guy knows his stuff. How you doing, clown? What's your name? Brady. Yes, sure is. Oh, he's got one of them water pistols. That's gonn. Then it's just dead quiet at the Bogan household. Sopranos just goes to black. You know what? I would hate Brady's last thought in this life to think John was right. That was. I don't want that to be the last thing you think. Will you keep answering my last words? Clowns at your door is a bad thing. Someone's Joe. Darius, get out now. Soon. I mean, you know. Hey. Yep. She tried to say that she was the one defending herself, Right. Eventually, somebody's going to eat that, right? Yeah. Don't answer the door for. For anybody, let alone someone in costume. It's just dumb. They teach you that? Attack the black. Like day one, don't answer the door. See a clown, avoid a clown. Does no one know the John Wayne Gacy story? Clowns are bad. If it's not in a clown environment, and even then, be skeptical. You shouldn't be seeing clowns roaming around. Rogue. Shouldn't happen. It's not Bozo and Cookie showing up at your door. Even if they slam the door. Look, if they show up at your house, you're in trouble. Something horrible. That's bait, man. They wanted to play Bozo buckets out in the driveway, so I said sure. And then one shot me right in the. Cookie shot me in the face. Yeah. Don't answer the door for clowns and don't like clowns. And. And again, I've always put them in the category of, you know, dude who wants to run a dojo for kids out of his garage. That he's definitely not touching somebody. The home gym for kids. Nope. Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that? 98 KUPD. Did you know you can opt out of winter with VRBO? Save up to $1,500 for booking a month long stay with thousands of sunny homes. Why subject yourself to the cold? Just filter your search by monthly stays and save up to fifteen hundred dollars. Book now at Verbo Dot Comberg's. Morning sickness. A lot of wrestling coaches, priests, and people who want to be clowns. They're not normal. Not at all normal. Never once has anyone told me, you know, my true passion is to be a. A clown for other people's children. Why? Why do you want to entertain other people's kids? It's just inside me. Okay, well, I know what's gonna be inside those kids, and you're going to jail for it. Clowns are evil. Always will be. Always. Always will be. Always were. Brady, this is my public service announcement to you and the people like you. There's a clown walking to my neighborhood. There's gonna be calls made. Oh, I'm on the phone with the cops. If I see a clown in my cul de sac. There's a guy dressed as a clown outside, and the cops would be like, we're on our way. Not a second of like, oh. Did you say anything? No. I tell the cop, there's a clown in my cul de sac and it's not Halloween. He's just standing out there. The cops Are showing up immediately. I might as well have just said, hey, bin Laden's outside. They show up just as fast for the rogue clown. Could be Troy Michael playing some role playing. Could be it leaked out of their house and the authorities need to know about it. Brett, I don't. I don't care what goes on inside their house. But if one of them comes out in blood stained and poop stained silks and they're staying in the road with a red wig on and they don't know where they're at, I'm like, we got to get those gays back in their corral. Yeah, dress up like a clown with your wife. If that's what you're into. Go nuts. But the second that thing goes outside, sirens should be happening immediately. The whole neighborhood should act. That's a true see something, say something moment. Even Brett would rat out a dude in a clown outfit just standing outside. Oh, clown outfit. Yeah, Keep calling the cops on that. You're not giving him any grace. No. Plus you hear in the background kids yelling in the backyard because he's walking above shooty shooty, shooting the clown. You ready, kids? Also, if you live in a neighborhood where kids are chanting for the local clown to show up, you need to move immediately. It's an awful place to be. Doug Hopkins wouldn't even buy your house at that point. Now here's your five grand. I'm done. Doug isn't even going to give you the five grand because your house is no longer worth that much. It's not even worth the guarantee to make the offer. It's like, wait, you got clown parties? How often? Pretty much daily. It's a clown friendly area. I'll give you 3,800 for the whole house. Can't do nothing for you, man. Well, what if you. The price moves? You're not getting the five grand. You're not getting anything. It's. It's over. Clowns are awful. Awful. And if you're thinking, if you're putting the white face paint on now, going, gotta get to work at 6. It's 6am I got clowning to do. You're a mess. Welcome the election clown. Yeah, if you've got even. Look, go through your house right now, and if you've got white face paint at all, get out. Because it's after Halloween. So over. Yeah, you should have to toss that and. Or put it in a place where like, we'll get to this next year. If it's just available and you're like, I gotta clown up soon, nothing. If you've got white and bright red, you got the nose and a wig somewhere in the house and you plan on using that again. If in your closet is one of those big silky things with the puffball buttons. If you got a squirting flower, too. Done. Only thing I have is Oompa Loompa. You've got the Oompa Loompa outfit. That's not a clown. You can have costumes. I threw the makeup away because I did think for a second. Oh, if I wasn't really happy with the orange, which I wasn't. Right. It was a little jaundiced. Yeah. But it still looked good on stage. That was the big thing. The stage lights hit you. The jaundice clown, he looked a little like on Halloween. Brady looked a little like Sammy Hagar if he had a liver disease. He's a little yellow and his hair was green. It was kind of strange. But on stage, very Oompa Loompa. And the shape, your body shape, my God, has there ever been anybody more built for an Oompa Loompa than you? So healthy on stage. Your yellow skin and your Oompa Loompa outfit, it did nothing for your physique, however. Hilarious. If I saw you standing around outside, though, here on November 5th, 2024, just standing there. We're walking towards my house. You're gonna get some bird shot. You're not gonna make it all the way to the door. There's gonna be a. It's gonna be a noise, gonna be a Mossberg, and it's gonna be. Just in case. Just gonna rack that thing real quick. Can I help you out there, clown? I'm a lost clown. All right, I'm gonna call the authorities. We're gonna get you back in your cage. Yeah, that's probably for the best. Wanna smell my flower? No, I don't. Bye, Joker. White face paint. Think about it. It's not gonna be a thing. It's a thing. People are emailing me things with clown stories. Everybody's got one. No one likes them. Yeah, you never set an alarm to be a clown, do you? Tough gig. No, it isn't. It's not a gig today, by the way. Not a gig, not a job. Nope. You know, even Toledo's son down there in Tucson has never once resorted to clowning to pay the bills, cuz. Well, not yet. No. I mean, he's just doing it naturally without the makeup, but still, it's not something people turn to and go, there's always. I could always Be a clown. Just a rogue for hire clown. If you're not working for Ringling Brothers or something like that. I'm saying even. Even on the the different traveling circuses, no wonder how many working clowns there are. It's got to be less than a thousand. I don't care about that. I'm talking about independent clowns. Ones that are actually part of a circus. They voty the clown. Yeah. Nope. If there's a clown at the voting thing, that's got to be some sort of voter interference that's definitely affecting the election. I would have gone in there but there was some murderous clowns standing there. Oh, is it murderous clown? Isn't it? They all have tendencies to go that way. Yeah, clowns are off. And again, Brady, I'm looking at you. Don't answer your door for a surprise clown. No clowns, unless you want to die. Oh, now you put it down. Toledo, has your son thought about getting the face paint? Talked to him yet? But I guess it's on the table. It's not on the table. Toledo's fine with that. He don't have to pay that. If in fact your son says I found a job as a independent contracting clown for hire, then just go, oh, I'm gonna send you a bunch of acid, put it in the bathtub and climb in. Unless he shows me his list of gigs that he's lined up. I lined up 38 gigs. I'm going to pull in about 250 grand this year. No clowns ever said. No clown has ever said made 250,000 last year clowning. And by the way, I think you're way off on your a thousand. A ,thousand is only 20 per state. There's way more than 21 in the Ringling in like official circuses. I think you may be on. Oh, just in circuses. Yeah, you're right though. Clowns for hire. That might be a lot of clowns for hire. Way more of the than that. Look at our promo crew there is true. I mean the way he uses the word clown. No one's ever said that. And, and like had it as a nice. Gosh, you're such a clown. It's never been like a nice. Oh, thank you. Hey, last year I had a good year. Got the supermodel wife and clowning for 10 years and that's finally paying off. That was clown. Never been set. Never been set, has it? Probably Talked to Jeff Jr. Tomorrow and get some of my money into that. Trajan, all this clown money piling up at the house. I don't know what to do. Never been sent. What's your portfolio like there? Clown. That's pretty strong right now. Heavy into tech stocks. And a lot of clown merchandise at the house. It's worth a lot. Nope, never been. Said they live in weird apartments. They live alone. Even cats leave them. There's no like, clown cat person. They're just alone. And Brady's gonna get shot by one. And I've tried. You guys heard me. You heard me. Try to save a friend. I don't worry much about Brett. Not gonna happen. Yeah, because you wouldn't have to knock on the door. You'll have that screen door open if you're a clown and you want to kill someone. Brady's house. Because he'll stand on the other side of that screen and just laugh. That's fun outfit. You're funny. You think so? I do. You know what's real funny? What's that? Blood. That's weird. Okay. Why? What do you mean? Oh, that Aunt John was right. Did you do the actual Ringling College? Nope. Most of them are like cast out party city dropouts from clown college. Anyway, the clown killer lady, she's getting out. What's going on with our system here? That all these like. She needs to be in jail for a long time. And Brittany Zamora's still in and Britney Zamora is still there. That kid that she was doing it with has to be 18 now. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Because he was 12. 12. He was throwing some decent bombs around, some great texts. How old is that? That might be. He might be just now 18. Over six years. You think she's cured of it in this kind of time? I don't think so either. Yeah, she got 20 years. She got a long time that just. She's gonna be like Mary Kay and Ely. Yeah. She gets out and they get married. Yeah. She's dead now, right? Mary Kay Letourne died. Yeah. Yeah. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98k this holiday, discover meaningful gifts for everyone on your list at K. Not sure where to start. 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This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness delves into increasing concerns about violent offenders being released early from prison, focusing specifically on the notorious "Clown Killer" case in Florida, and expands the discussion to the perceived inconsistencies and leniency in the justice system—especially when it comes to female offenders. The segment is infused with the show's signature irreverent, dark humor and playful banter, notably around the subject of clowns.
"She got 12 years for this and no trouble for him? ...It doesn't make any sense." — John ([09:00])
"I personally believe that in court, women get away with murder more often than men, and they also get lesser sentences. That’s just true." — John ([10:10])
John: "If you answer the door for a clown you didn’t expect, you expect a bullet in the head. ...There’s no reason a clown out of the blue is going to show up at your door with the best intentions." ([12:00])
Brady: "I’ve had so many clowns come to the door growing up..."
John: "You would, my friend, be eating a bullet seconds later."
John: "I'm not even upset she's getting out. I'm mad that she got 12 years." ([16:30])
"Brittany Zamora's still in... and Britney Zamora is still there." ([51:00])
"Did you rent the clown outfit? Yes. All right. You're guilty. That's it. This is over. ...You're going to jail forever. How'd she get a clown outfit?" ([14:00])
"If you answer the door for a clown you didn’t expect, you expect a bullet in the head." — John ([12:00])
"It's just an admission by the judicial system that women are, deep down, nuts. And we all know it. ...If they shoot somebody, it's probably a lesser cause because she should have seen it coming." — John ([10:40])
"Do not, I repeat, do not answer the door for a clown you don't expect. No, it's not. It's a real easy life to live." — John ([13:20])
"No clown has ever said made $250,000 last year clowning. ...They live in weird apartments. They live alone. Even cats leave them." — John ([39:00])
"That's a true see something, say something moment. Even Brett would rat out a dude in a clown outfit just standing outside." — John ([30:30])
"I’ve tried. You guys heard me. You heard me try to save a friend." — John ([43:00])
"Clown killer lady, she's getting out. What's going on with our system here? ...She needs to be in jail for a long time." — John ([46:00])
This episode blends true crime outrage with the show’s unfiltered, often outrageous sense of humor, shining a spotlight on (and mocking) both societal fears of clowns and the perceived flaws of the criminal justice system—especially when dealing with female convicts. The case becomes a launchpad for lively banter about clowns, trust, paranoia, and the logic (or lack thereof) behind sentencing, with the hosts maintaining a playful, irreverent tone throughout.
If you’re looking for straight talk, sharp satire, and some dark laughter about both the law and the world’s creepiest profession, this episode delivers it in spades. And above all: Don’t answer the door for a clown.