12-08-25 - BR - Aprox 10k People Are Added To World's Population Every Hour - Poll On Peoples Feeling About Holiday Parties - Crystal The Racist Cinnabon Worker Has A GoFundMe At Over $100k

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness (Arizona)

Episode: 12-08-25 - BR - Aprox 10k People Are Added To World's Population Every Hour - Poll On Peoples Feeling About Holiday Parties - Crystal The Racist Cinnabon Worker Has A GoFundMe At Over $100k

Date: December 8, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

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Episode Overview

This episode dives into a series of topical stories and irreverent banter, focusing on:

• Global population growth stats
• Modern attitudes toward holiday/office parties
• A controversial viral story about a Cinnabon worker (“Crystal”) fired after a racially-charged incident (and her $100K+ GoFundMe)
• Social commentary, memorable personal anecdotes, and notable news oddities

The hosts blend humor, sarcasm, and their signature edge throughout, riffing on current events and pop culture in a way that both questions and entertains.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Global Population Boom

• Stat Breakdown & Reactions
  • Fact: "Approximately 6,000 people worldwide die every hour, while 16,720 are born. With those numbers, the world population grows by more than 10,000 people every hour." (06:26)
  • The crew marvels and riffs on what an addition of 10,000 people per hour means for the planet.
  • John quips: “That's too many. Put the dicks down, ladies. We got to calm that down a little bit.” (07:55)
  • Jokes about religious and ethnic groups contributing to overpopulation, mixing old stereotypes with tongue-in-cheek jabs.

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2. Changing Culture of Office Holiday Parties

• Poll: Office Parties vs. Dental Work
  • “27% said they'd rather get dental work done than go to an office Christmas party.” (08:47)
  • “30% of men would rather get a root canal than go to an office party.” (09:39)
• Why the Hate?
  • MeToo & Political Correctness: John blames the decline of office parties on liability, not explicitly COVID (09:03–10:46).
  • “Political correctness wrecked office parties because you can still get fired at a Christmas party.” (09:03)
  • Nostalgic tales of wild, old-school KUPD office parties, highlighting how times have changed: “Those were the stories used to proudly tell after. Now it's like some embarrassment to the company.” (10:57)
• Memorable Anecdote: Wild parties at John’s home—“She had sex with two people in the laundry room. We had to pay extra to get that cleaned up.” (12:55)

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3. 'Crystal the Racist Cinnabon Worker' Goes Viral

• The Story:
  • “Meet Crystal: hard working white mom... when two Somali customers decide to make her shift hell with intimidation... Cinnabon fired Crystal to keep the nons happy... $100,000 GoFundMe going and she's hit it. So a hundred grand has been given to her.” (16:39–17:59)
• The Hosts’ Take:
  • Sarcastically dissecting the viral GoFundMe and its racist undertones.
  • "I'm gonna start throwing the N word out. You know, you make 100 grand in a weekend just by being a jerk." (17:41)
  • Mockery of donors’ comments, with fabricated names and over-the-top examples (“A guy named Heimrich Himmler gave her $7 and just in his notes wrote salutations.” 20:20)
  • Debate over authenticity and motives: “If this is the fastest way to riches, I'm gonna do it… we've been doing this wrong.” (18:27)
  • Brady: "She’s being punished for defending herself." John (sarcastically): “Yeah, I don’t know about that. It’s a big defense. You are a terrible person. Suck it. Suck it.” (21:38–21:40)
  • Extended riff on how social media outrage and “victim” culture leads to unexpected riches.
  • Suggestions to fake their own incident for GoFundMe success, tongue-in-cheek: “I'm just gonna bust out a couple teeth. It might be worth it to go in blackface. Just start calling people names at Cinnabon until they snap and they get a GoFundMe.” (25:26)
  • Recitation of the most egregious racist comments posted by donors, underscoring the insanity of internet crowds and viral fundraising (20:44–21:08, 24:10).

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4. Baseless Fun Facts and Throwback Trivia

• World Flags: “53% of the flags in the world have blue in them.” (04:36)
• NBC’s Peacock Logo Origin: “NBC created its peacock logo in 1956... might inspire people to buy color TVs.” (04:45)
• Domino’s Biggest Day: “The day O.J. Simpson Bronson Chase.” (06:04)
• Other 10-year throwbacks: Willard Scott’s retirement, text etiquette, Crystal Pepsi comeback, and “The Big Short” teaching Americans about financial collapse (15:28–16:28).

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5. Notable News Oddities & Off-Color Banter

• New York Man Buys $65K in Liquor with Stolen Cards: (19:12)
• Ohio Man Sends Meth Through Bank Drive-Thru Tube: “Arm sucks a bag of his meth up through the tubes into the tellers.” (26:11)
• Violent/Absurd Viral Videos Discussed:
  • Man touches wire on top of train, “bursts into flames” (29:08)
  • Cop throws a traffic cone at a reckless motorcyclist (29:37)
  • “Bullring soccer” with people in giant inflatable balls vs. bulls (30:52)
  • Girl spits after “mouth hug” in a parking lot (32:04)
  • Girl set accidentally on fire at tableside restaurant (32:33)
• Each story is delivered with irreverent commentary that walks the line between shock value and social observation.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “That's too many. Put the dicks down, ladies. We got to calm that down.” (John, 07:55)
• “27% said they'd rather get dental work done than go to an office Christmas party.” (Brady, 08:47)
• “Political correctness wrecked office parties because you can still get fired at a Christmas party.” (John, 09:03)
• “You make 100 grand in a weekend just by being a jerk.” (John, 17:41)
• “A guy named Heimrich Himmler gave her $7 and just in his notes wrote salutations.” (John, 20:20)
• “I'm just gonna bust out a Couple teeth. It might be worth it to go in blackface. Just start calling people names at Cinnabon until they snap and they get a GoFundMe.” (John, 25:26)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Global Population stats: 06:26–07:55
• Office/holiday parties decline: 08:47–12:55
• Wild old office parties: 12:55–13:55
• Crystal the Cinnabon worker story & GoFundMe reaction: 16:39–25:26
• Incredulous donor comments: 20:10–24:44
• Ohio meth tube incident: 26:01–26:59
• Bullring soccer & viral videos: 30:52–32:33

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Tone & Style

The hosts maintain their signature tone: irreverent, sarcastic, and purposefully provocative. They skewer sacred cows, push boundaries, and blend real-world observation with over-the-top comedy.

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Summary for New Listeners

This episode is a crash course in modern American morning radio: brash, fast-paced, and unafraid to tackle viral stories and controversial trends with both humor and skepticism. If you haven't listened, expect sharp-edged jokes, memorable cultural takes (refreshingly unfiltered), and wild, honest storytelling that calls out the absurdity in today's news (and in human nature)—for better or worse.

Transcript

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail.

Rolling along.

Monday, creeping ever so close to the fat man. No, no, no. Brady reforts coming up in a second. And by the way, we played the Offspring a little earlier this morning and hopefully you now know that the whole deal we're trying to give you concert tickets for every cupd concert in 2026. You get the Kop KUPD concert pass going to get you the tickets you need all year long. And all you have to do was listen on the app. And every time you hear the featured artist of the week, you tap on that and it enters you in. The Offspring is this week's featured artist. So every time we play the Offspring and you're on your app, tap it and then you get a. You get entered into that thing. You could win a tickets to every KUPD show in 2026. If it's on our concert calendar, you can have it. That's how that works. That's pretty awesome. And it ends December 21st, which is just a few days away. So get on that. Also, if you're listening on your app, I remind you our managers and bosses are too stupid to have put this in there, so I'll do it. If you're listening on headphones, you're doing us no favors. We need you to listen to the app loudly. Otherwise, get a radio.

Gotta listen to it. Can't have your headphones on. But we focus heavily on making people listen through the app and then realize they don't listen on the app just out loud. No one does. It's rude. But we do like to give you stuff. So if you can get on that, please, by all means, do it and I'll get another. You know that's not exactly true. Okay, stop.

We both know it's true. You screwed this whole thing up. If you made a mockery of the whole deal. What are we? We radio station? We an app? Are we a podcast? What are we? We're all those things, okay? No company ever works when they're 40 different things at once with the same product. Unless they're Cinnabon.

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Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

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Hi.

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Happy National Brownie Day.

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Brownie.

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Couple of baseless fun facts. 53% of the flags in the world have blue in them.

Okay? NBC created its peacock logo in 1956 because peacocks are multicolored, and RCA owned NBC at the time. They thought a multicolored logo might inspire people to buy color TVs.

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Yeah, you wanted to see that. And when you did, you were marveling at it. It was the AI of its time. Imagine being excited by color tv.

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Boom, boom, boom.

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People lost their minds. And there was a lot of looking at TVs going, what's next? And then here we are, like, we are with AI. No AI. We don't know. Did you see the thing? I don't know if you guys sent it to me or not with a thing. It said AI two years ago, and AI Now I asked AI to make a thing of Will Smith eating spaghetti. Did you see that? It's. It's hilarious. Because two years ago, it's, like, weird. It looks enough like him that you can tell, but it's kind of flawed and it's got some goose. But two years ago, we were like, oh, my God, that's so cool. Then they said, here's what it looks like now. It's just Will Smith. Literally Will Smith eating some spaghetti. You're like, you'd never know that wasn't real. What happens in two more years? You got to remember, it was two years ago this month where we were all like, chachi PT What? What is that? And now it's doing all of our jobs for us.

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If you don't include the Super Bowls. The biggest delivery day in Domino's Pizza history.

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O.J. simpson.

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Yep. The day O.J. simpson. Bronson Chase. Last week. Yeah.

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Was it? Yep. Is that one of the questions? We didn't get to it, did we? I thought we did. Did we get to it? Who was the square?

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Where'd it go? Berman and Stephen A.

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We did not get to berman and Stephen A's question. Save it.

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Approximately 6,000 people worldwide die every hour, while 16,720 are born. With those numbers, the world population grows by more than 10,000 people every hour. Wow.

[A]

Wait a minute. Say it again. How many die?

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6,000. 6,600 people.

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Oh, okay. I thought you said six. Yeah, I think it's 66,000 people. We're going to run out of people at that rate.

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The other way around.

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Yeah. 6,600 and 16,000 being born. Calm down, Mexico.

We need to even that up a little bit. I figure it only needs to be, like, three or four. We need to have like a birth rate at 6,675 and a death rate at 6,675 people an hour. Seems reasonable to me. But every hour 6,600 people die.

Is that right?

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Yep.

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Worldwide, man.

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Well, 16,720 are born.

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Born.

That's crazy. An hour.

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An hour.

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Well that. Yeah, that can't be right. Every hour is a 10,000 person difference.

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So we add 10,000 people every hour.

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That's 240,000. Is that right?

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A day.

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A day that we add quarter million.

That's too many. Put the dicks down, ladies. We got to calm that down a little bit.

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China doesn't seem so crazy now does.

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Well, China's losing. It's not them anymore. It's them Arabs.

It is their whole goal in that Quran is to overpopulate everything. And then you got the Mormons and the Christians doing the exact same battle.

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Don't exclude the Mormons.

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They keep acting like we're going to fight. Like it's you're 700. It's not about the amount of people anymore. It's about your, you know, computer, know how they're overrunning stuff. I know. You get me started on Maryvale and the Mexican population. They're throwing babies around like crazy Mormons. I'm looking at you. To bring this down a little. There's not going to be a holy war. You don't need numbers.

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There's a national full time employee poll held about holiday parties. They asked him which would you rather go to? 27% said they'd rather get dental work done than go to an office Christmas party. Yeah, they're own.

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Yeah. Well the MeToo movement and all this political correctness wrecked office parties because you can still get fired at a Christmas party.

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Now they're saying it's still the effects from COVID Basically the call of the great disconnection.

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Well, there's no.

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A lot of people are saying as far as offices hanging out and doing activities drop down.

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Nothing to do with COVID A, it's being cheap. B, it's you can get fired at the Christmas party now. Not here.

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No.

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Boy, we learned that one couple of dudes acting like Cinnabon employees running around. But yeah, there's the whole.

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That started 30% of men would rather get a root canal than go to an office party.

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That started with political correctness has nothing to do with COVID Covid was our excuse to go good. We don't have to do that ever again and put our heels in the mud. We stopped liking them because you couldn't bang that secretary and the Xerox machine anymore. Remember the movie that came out, Office Christmas Party? And it just. Jason Bateman's in it and Kate McKinnon, and it just goes insane. And there's people banging on Xerox machines, and it's that. And everybody's like, we can't relate to this anymore. This happened. This needed to be an 80s movie. Everybody just walks through. It's like, don't have too much to drink. If you say the wrong thing, you can still get fired. And women can't, like, dress up and have fun and be old. Christmas parties were literal Christmas parties. But my Christmas party for this station, when I used to have him at my house, there was. In the laundry room.

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I was just gonna say, think about the liability you opened yourself up to. You did it multiple years.

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I had three or four in a row. Our old sales manager had it before that. And he's like, I've done three. It's your turn. I'm like, I'll do it. The party came to my house, and it got weird. There was fights.

[B]

Something weird happened at Dana's house, too.

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Well, there was a dead guy in the front yard. That's not so weird. We expected that.

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There's fight four or five. One was. There's people.

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Nice morning, front yard.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. But those were the stories used to proudly tell after. Now it's like some embarrassment to the company. And memos go out. And our engineer was found laying in a gutter. And I don't know who was like, no, that's. That's funny. Holmberg's morning sickness. Disgusting. They say things that are horrible.

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And who had sex with that one? Who brought that one girl? The accounts girl brought a friend to hers. No more guests. She had sex with two people in the laundry room. We had to pay extra to get that cleaned up. Chuck Hartig used to give me $500.

For all the alcohol, all the food, and the cleanup for my own house, which, by the way, the alcohol and food was like 700 bucks. Not. Not to mention the maid that would have to come in and get all the ejaculate out.

But those were fun parties. Then we went to Rustler's Roost.

[B]

Drink tickets.

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One drink ticket, one steak. These steaks are ice cold, sir. I didn't say they'd be cooked. Eat.

[B]

Then it became a competition. Who can collect the most tickets?

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Yeah, well, it was just bad. That was. Somebody use your tickets. Rustler's Roost. It was like 4 degrees. We're standing outside. Even the guy cooking the steaks was cold and he had fire.

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Your two hours is up.

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We got another party happening. You see that corral of the next Christmas party? People shaking behind that rope. Everyone out. They charge by the minute. And we got kicked out. Like, these are no fun anymore. Christmas parties can suck. They have to be. And that's another thing you don't know. It doesn't have to be a Christmas party sanctioned by your company to get fired from your job anymore. And I blame women in the workplace for this. Back in the olden days, watch the Mad Men where they have the Christmas party in the office. They have a game in it to see what color the secretary's panties are. And you know how they find out? Tackle them and pull their skirts up. Then everybody's laughing. That's hilarious.

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Christmas party at the Nakatomi Plaza over the weekend.

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That was getting going.

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There's people getting on the office.

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Of course, that's what Christmas parties used to be. Toledo said, hey, just want to have some people over for my Christmas party. And Brady goes over there and throws one in Brett. And Brett doesn't want that later. And he comes to his senses on Monday and goes, I had gay sex with Brady this weekend. You?

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Yep.

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And Brady are getting fired. It's like, but that was my personal party. Nope. You're always representing, bro.

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He wanted it.

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Yeah, of course he wanted it. Brady, you're very sexy and you're charming. You can talk any man into anal sex on a Christmas party because you don't drink. Got your wits about you.

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Here are.

Some things that happened 10 years ago on this week, Willard Scott officially retired from the Today show.

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No kidding.

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A study found ending your text with periods makes you sound rude. People over 25 were confused and shocked. Gen Z had already fully embraced the no punctuation thing.

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How about that?

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Crystal Pepsi made a short lived comeback.

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Would motor oil run out for a while? We needed Crystal Pepsi.

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They rolled it out real quick and then didn't sell.

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Well, that was the gooiest glue drink I've ever. And whatever they were putting it in it to make it clear was like Sprite had it figured out. I never understood the Crystal Pepsi thing. Now it's clear. Well, so seven up. We've had seven up for 100 years. Yeah, but Pepsi's clear. So you made Sprite. No, it's not lemon lime. It's clear. Like that was dumb and it was gooey.

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The last one. The big short hit movie theaters. Americans finally understood the basics of the 2008 financial crisis with some help from Margot Robbie. A bubble bath.

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It's the only way we'll listen. That's a great movie by the way. This just in. Crystal, the hard working girl from Cinnabon. Yeah we talked about earlier, has $100,000 GoFundMe going and she's hit it. So a hundred grand has been given to her. And here's what it says. It says, meet Crystal. Hard working white mom doing her job at Cinnabon when two Somali customers decide to make her shift. Hell with intimidation. Instead of banning the offenders and backing the employees, Cinnabon fired Crystal to keep keep the nons happy. We're not letting this slide. Funds going to make sure Crystal lands on her feet after this betrayal. Then it says no white person should lose their jobs for refusing to be harassed by Somalians. And $100,000 already. This happened Saturday. I'm gonna start throwing the N word out. You know, you make 100 grand in a weekend just by being a jerk. Did the David Duke foundation throw into that GoFundMe or what? Shut up. How'd I do? Yeah, no kidding. 100 grand she made. And I don't know if you guys have seen Captain Phillips, but I'm not that afraid of Somalians without guns. You can intimidate me to a certain point, but. And how mad are you as a Somalian? Remember how it used to be?

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They got bad press too, this week because the Somalians were scamming money in Minnesota.

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Well, yeah. Well, that's what Trump's been trying to push. That they got to get them out of there.

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Is that story tailing that one? No, the Cinnabon one that you happen to be.

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I don't know. You're lumping all the small ones together. That's not necessarily a thing. But these Somalians just wandered over. They used to not have any food. Now they've got Cinnabon and an iPhone.

I stand with Crystal. If this is the fastest way to riches, I'm gonna do it. I didn't know you'd get paid for that, Brett. We've been doing this wrong.

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Yeah.

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How about that 100 grand since Friday? Growing Somalians aren't intimidating unless they're climbing on your cargo ship.

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Got a 26 year old dude from New York who's accused of using stolen credit cards to buy more than $65,000 in liquor. He's buying it in liquor stores in Pennsylvania. He was using debit cards and other Visa cards and a place online delivery from the liquor stores racked up $65,000 worth.

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Jeez.

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Eugene Antwee is his name of Brooklyn, New York.

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By the way. You can also click on a button that says pray and send Crystal your prayers.

And people do. They gave her some. Give her Anonymous. Give her 50 bucks. The money is just rolling in. Merry Christmas, queen.

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She started Instagram or anything. She trying to go viral this viral.

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A guy named Wyatt power gave her $14 and said, we don't have to live this way. White people need to unite and take our country back. Said the Indians. What.

This guy $25? I heard this woman was first harassed by the two Somalis. Perhaps with reference to her simply Being dressed as a normal Western woman. That's why I stand with Crystal. Yeah, there's rumors that the Somalis wanted her in a hijab. No, they didn't.

And that's an easy walk away.

This is a better story than that. This is a good refuse service. A guy named Heimrich Himmler gave her $7.

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Oh, my God.

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And just in his notes wrote salutations.

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Back from the dead.

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And then anonymous giver gave her 20 and goes, Jeez, it's only a word.

These comments are fantastic. Do yourself a favor and go to give Send. Go and find Crystal and just read the comments. Chin up, darling. Apply some Pantene and let your hair blow freely in the wind of free America. Pantene. Get yourself some Pantene. That's good. White lady product. Keeps your hair glowing like a white.

Good luck with the lawsuits against the harassing couple. Maybe have Cinnabon. Toss in a few of those better Call Saul royalty dollars. All right.

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Thrown into it.

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Fully fatigued by them. Thank you for standing up to these people. Somalians.

I am the captain now. I know, like, we're. We're not.

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And the video didn't seem like it was that.

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If they were not.

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I had to know she was a loose can.

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Oh, yeah, like, watch trying to get free Cinnabon. I would have done it. She's being punished for defending herself. Yeah, I don't know about that.

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It's a big defense.

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You are a terrible person. Suck it. Suck it.

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You filming this? Good.

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I am a racist, and you are take your happy ass away from my Cinnabon. I got whites.

Yeah. Aaron Atwater told me earlier this morning. You know, they're gonna just start to go fund me, and she's gonna make money. I'm like, I hope you're wrong. That's crazy. Well, I was wrong, and Aaron was right. You were right, because here it is. And the comments. Which is worse? The taunts of Muslims or employers like Cinnabon that exploit, use, and discard an employee for defending herself? Prayers for the young woman. And prayers. The invaders are repelled.

Invaders that many Somalians that I don't know about. I haven't seen one in my whole life. If I have, I didn't know. I mean, I probably cross the street, but I don't know.

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They're taking over the Bay Mall in Wisconsin.

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Wisconsin. That's it.

Time to get these demonic beasts back to the abyss from which they spawned. I did not just come up with that. I had to read that. I don't Think my brain as creative as I might get, would ever come up with that?

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Wow.

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All birds. Morning sickness.

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Disgusting.

[A]

They say things that are horrible.

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He gave money twice. 50 bucks. His name's huge jar on Jesus.

And he gave another 50 in the exact same comments. He's gonna. I'm gonna do it again. I'm gonna double down on that copy bet. $1,000 came from a guy named black rifle. Black rifle Coffee. If some don't lump in somebody else's company. If Somalians must be seen until they are all removed by our blessed president's law enforcement, they must never be heard. Love and prayers.

My God.

Well, anyway.

She'S defending herself. She called me N word, told him to sit down.

It would have been, you know, it would have been a classier move to defend yourself by telling your manager, I'd like these people removed. They're harassing me.

[B]

I would, but he didn't show up today.

[A]

I am the manager. I am king queen around here. And you walk right out. Give me that Cinnabon back. You don't deserve it. What a mess, that hundred grand. Brett, let's go to Cinnabon today. No kidding. You're olive colored.

I'm just gonna bust out a Couple teeth. It might be worth it to go in blackface. Just start calling people names at Cinnabon until they snap and they get a Gofundme.

Have Brett and I stage a few of these things.

Split it with you. All right, I'm in.

[B]

Got a dude from Ohio. Oh, 46 year old guy. Jason Smith.

[A]

Say it again, Brady. O H I U.

That hurts.

[B]

Jason was at the drive through at his local bank.

And they use one of those bank air tube systems.

Reaches in to put his deposit.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Arm sucks a bag of his meth up through the tubes into the tellers. Bank called it in.

[A]

Hope she's cool. Ah, the teller was a jerk.

[B]

The cops tracked down Jason. Ah, search his car. Found more of her drugs.

Got his mug shot. Jason Smith, 46 years old.

[A]

I used to train with a guy named Jason Smith. Good dude too. Rosa.

[B]

That Ohio. How old?

[A]

Jason smith. I mean 46. Jason. Meth, Ohio. This is white as they come. He might have one tooth in his head. He's definitely wearing something that says Ohio State on it though.

[B]

Yeah. Curly haired, lily white.

[A]

When did this?

[B]

Unfortunately he's not in that. He's in, you don't know, standard.

[A]

Oh, he's in his prison gear. Oh, you can't tell. Okay. But he was. But we can. We both know he was in Ohio State gear. Or he had a shirt off and there's a buckeye with an O tattooed to his chest.

[B]

Yeah, it's good. Good chance.

[A]

Yeah. I'll say as white as they come and maybe thinner than a Somalian.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Average.

[B]

Just average.

[A]

I'm with John on this. Average, curly haired.

[B]

He sent money to.

[A]

Yeah, he looks like me. He's fat. I didn't expect the fat Keith Jardine. He's AI me. If they said add £62 to John.

Okay.

Winston and I are in on this. I'm getting texts from Winston. We're going to Cinnabon later. We're going to start up.

Now. We're going to go to Cinnabon and stir it up between each other. We can't get Cinnabon involved. Those angels need to stay put. But if we start playing and I just go get out of here and start screaming at Winston and stuff and he goes, I have to get out of there. We'll split the money for sure. I'll start a Gofundme then he could.

[B]

Go to the Cinnabon afterwards.

[A]

Oh, he can do whatever he wants. But I have to be crazy on film.

[B]

Sorry that happened to you.

[A]

I'll put some stuff on My face to make it like, I got a prankster. I got a prankster, which is a tattoo thing. It's dragging. So I got one of those, and I just drag white power across my forehead or something. You all just need to go home and have Winston go. You're out of your mind. And then I'll start a. I lost my job, lost my kids. Next thing you know, I got $250,000, and I'm in the Caribbean washing off that tattoo with Winston.

[B]

Yeah, I was gonna say you and Winston clinking.

[A]

This is, like, looking good. That's the end of trading spaces. Yeah. Feeling good, Winthrop.

[B]

The first pretty video is shocking.

[A]

Okay.

This better not be a pun. Did this guy get elected? Come on.

[B]

How long have we worked with him?

[A]

All right, guys, standing on top of train track. Oh, we've seen this one. This guy reaches up and bursts into flames. Don't touch those. How many times we got to see these?

[B]

It's got to be, like, reflexive. You got to just think, there's a wire above me. I have to grab it.

[A]

What are dudes doing on tops of trains and cruddy countries all the time? That's where they ride. I know, but, like, they're. Those could look like they're working. That train looks like it's already burned down.

[B]

Yeah, it stopped. That's.

[A]

Yeah, like a cool car. That's gross. All right, next.

[B]

Next is a traffic cop conducting traffic.

[A]

Yeah, that's what they do with the cone.

[B]

He's using the cone. Traffic cone. What's he doing again?

[A]

He's conducting traffic. He's a traffic with a traffic cone here. He kind of just throws the cone at a motorcyclist who's avoided all the rules, knocked him out, put him in concussion protocol, and then he crashes the motorcycle and slides down the freeway. He's like, stop. And the guy in the motorcycle is like, nah, those cones are heavy. I don't know. Is that a traffic cop? Just a guy in a jean jacket.

[B]

I don't know.

Multiple.

[A]

Yeah, it's. What is it, Jay Leno land? Why are the cops in denim? I told you to stop back then. It didn't do it. So I'm going to have to hit you in the head with a huge traffic con. Sorry about that. They should have just stopped. I mean, the other cops told you you got to get an eat. Traffic cone. That's a perfect shot. I mean, he went full tuathunga violoa after that bike. Now look at him. He's down there flashing gangster I warned him, and I don't know why they don't listen. Policia.

[B]

Stay away from the hill. Jill.

[A]

That's officer J. Policia. And moved to Spain and became an officer of the law. And Alto. Alto. And they didn't. And they hit him in the face with them.

[B]

Anyway.

That'S all I got.

[A]

All right, Brett, what do you got? A mild today, so. All right, good.

We'll start. I don't know if we've seen this before. Bullring soccer. It's always good to go back. Here we go. Ring soccer. Oh, we got. Oh, people inside. Those giant inflatable balls. That can't be you. Can't be. Oh, I would get involved in this. Oh, this is great. You got a bull running around, a big bull pen, and then. Oh, this is fantastic. I can't play that. And you're in those inflatables that people run around and bang into walls and stuff. Except for now they put the bulls to the test, and it can't pop. Well, maybe it might have just popped. It might have just popped.

[B]

That one popped.

[A]

But it's throwing these people 15ft in the air. This is phenomenal. Does he have horns? Little ones? Oh, he just lifts that. His horns are nubbed off, and he's in it. He's bubble wrapped. He's in a giant bubble wrap mattress. And they're just running around at the bull run towards it. Now we've got something. Mexico. Stop. Just letting all the citizens of a town live in the bull ring and put these things on them. Awesome. I'd do that right now in the parking lot if somebody had one of those suits. That looks fun. All right, next. Here's a real classy broad for you. Okay. She's in the passenger seat of a car.

Just getting out.

And she's spitting out what she just. Right after. Mouth hugs. Oh, she gave a mouth hug to the driver, and then she spit it out in the parking garage. She's kind of hot, though. Yeah.

Wow.

[B]

Classy broad.

[A]

Dude filmed it the whole time, too. There's a classy couple.

[B]

Pay up, mister.

[A]

I have a feeling they're gonna end up being angry at Somalians soon. And.

We'Ll do this at the bar. Where are we? Oh, it's a. We got a flambe in front of a girl at a restaurant. They're pouring all the. Oh, they literally. Ah. They let the girl next to her on fire. They're thinking it would be kind of a fun thing to have the fajitas actually burn at the table and oh, is that a Dr. They're trying to do? And they do.

They throw a little fire stuff on there. And then another dude pours some liquor on it. It splashes. And then another girl leans her hair, and then the next thing you know, she's burning to death. Oh, my God. Holy cow.

That's what we got. Wow. Get prepared, because Friday night, Brett's top 10 videos of 2025 will be aired live.

At Stand Up Live downtown Phoenix.

The tradition continues.

Last year, the one that stands out is the girl that was drinking out of the menstrual cup. That one got me. And the Asian lady eating the fly paper.

Oh, I think. Didn't we have a new one from the bald fisting guys last year, too? The bald fisting guys. Bald fisting guys. Pretty good band name. We're the bald fisting guys.

Yikes. There you go. Well, that's your Brady report. Congratulations. You made it through another one. It's 98. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee. I have heard enough of this.

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[B]

Amco does more than just transmissions, right?

[A]

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