12-10-25 - In Planning The After Dark Show John Was Punked By His Bandmates - Theory That The Diddy Parties Are For Black People What Epstein Parties Were For Whites As Far As Infamy

Summary

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Episode Overview

Theme:
This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness revolves around pre-show chaos and the stress of event planning, segueing into a lively discussion about the recent scandals involving Sean “Diddy” Combs. The hosts (John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, with appearances by Dave Nash and others) dissect celebrity “infamy” parties (Diddy’s for Black celebrities, Epstein’s for white elites), current accusations, and the ripple effects these events have on people tangentially associated—especially on social media.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. After Dark Show & Prank on John (00:47–07:13)

• John details the logistical headaches leading up to the "After Dark" show. From canceled pre-parties (thanks to a more lucrative Christmas party steal) to last-minute band lineup changes, John juggles mounting stress.
• Band Drama:
  • Drummer, Ryan, can't make it. John enlists "disgraced Dr. Jordan" (a friend, former doctor, now real estate agent and drummer). Bandmate Marty hints Jordan is unfit by using the code "boots in a dryer" (03:31), meaning: the drumming sounds terrible.
  • John, anxious, considers faking a club ban on drums so as not to hurt Jordan’s feelings.
  • The twist: it’s all a prank orchestrated by his bandmates. Every “cover up” text gets screenshotted and shared with Jordan.
• Memorable Quote:
  • “[Boots in a dryer is] code for your drummer is horrible. It sounds like boots in a dryer.” —Brady (03:31)
  • “Every text I sent of how I was gonna lie to Jordan was being screen capped and sent to Jordan. So instead, now Jordan knows that if I would never be honest with him in a time of peril, I would just lie to him…” —John (05:29)

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2. Diddy Parties vs. Epstein Parties: The Racial, Social, and Celebrity Angle (08:03–21:07)

• Holmberg’s Theory:
  • “Whites, elite whites have Jeffrey Epstein; Blacks have P. Diddy. […] It’s the same thing as far as if you were in a picture with them in the last 20 years, you’re in trouble.” —Brady (08:03)
• Media & Social Fallout:
  • Photos and old tweets are resurfacing implicating celebrities at Diddy parties, echoing the fallout from being seen with Epstein.
  • Marlon Wayans, noted for attending Diddy’s parties, faces online accusations regarding his sexuality and support of Diddy, partly fueled by an old tweet:
    • “‘Been doing Diddy parties for 15 years…Ain’t no party like a Diddy party. Good times.’” —Brady quoting Wayans’ 2009 tweet (09:32)
• Documentary Drama:
  • 50 Cent is producing an anti-Diddy documentary, accused of being a personal hit piece rather than balanced journalism.
  • “Documentaries are all angled at whatever the producers want it to seem like. […] It’s a hit piece.” —Brady (11:07)
• Ripple Effect & Reactions:
  • The hosts admit: given the chance, any of them (or their listeners) would have attended these legendary parties, ignorant of their infamous turn.
  • “Let’s all be honest. You’re going to Epstein Island before you knew. You’re going to a Diddy party before you knew. In 2009, if you gave Brady and I two tickets to the Diddy party, we’re going for sure.” —Brady (15:32)
• On Social Hypocrisy:
  • Hosts criticize people passing judgment in hindsight, noting how easy it is to feign moral superiority after the fact.
  • “This pearl clutching…of what Marlon Wayans said in 2009… Pictures of everyone at a Diddy party are all of us if we were invited.” —Brady (16:49)

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3. Notable Quotes & Comic Moments

• On “Diddy is Black Epstein”:
  • “Diddy is Black Epstein. Black Epstein's a good band name.” —Brady (18:59)
• 50 Cent’s Petty Legacy:
  • “50's level of pettiness is legendary now, from buying all the front row tickets to the Ja Rule concert so it was empty. And it's just great and entertaining.” —John (19:04)
• Comic Riff (Regis Philbin voice):
  • The crew, channeling Regis, paints a parody of wild Diddy parties (drugs, food spreads, and awkward celebrity encounters), exaggerating the absurdity of such events. (16:18 onward)

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4. Reflections on Celebrity Hindsight and Social Media

• Would You Have Gone? (21:07–24:51):
  • Hosts openly debate: would anyone have said no to a Diddy or Epstein invitation, before their reputations crashed? They say no: “I don’t want to hear anybody in hindsight starts it. Dave Nash does that on the sports podcast—‘No, I wouldn’t have gone...’ That’s all in hindsight, you jackass. If money’s not important, why do you run a business?” —Brady (17:46)
• Confusion Over “Who Said What”:
  • Series of running jokes about mixing up which Black comedian gave what take on Diddy’s parties: was it Marlon Wayans, Affion Crockett, Bill Bellamy, Ms. Pat…? (15:02, 24:44)

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5. Other Tidbits & Side Notes

• Camelback Mountain Story (25:01–25:52):
  • Brief aside about a man stuck atop Camelback Mountain, suspected of being suicidal for attention, leading John to quip about “being right again” regarding people’s motives.

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Notable Moments with Timestamps

| Time | Segment / Quote | |---------|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 03:31 | “Boots in a dryer is code for your drummer is horrible.” —Brady | | 05:29 | “Every text I sent [...] was being screen capped and sent to Jordan.” —John | | 08:03 | “Whites, elite whites have Jeffrey Epstein; blacks have P. Diddy. It's the same thing...” —Brady | | 09:32 | Quoting Marlon Wayans’ 2009 tweet about Diddy parties | | 11:07 | “Documentaries are all angled at whatever the producers want it to seem like. [...] It's a hit piece.” —Brady | | 15:32 | “Let’s all be honest. You’re going to Epstein Island before you knew. You’re going to a Diddy party before you knew."| | 16:49 | “This pearl clutching…pictures of everyone at a Diddy party are all of us if we were invited.” —Brady | | 18:59 | “Diddy is Black Epstein. Black Epstein's a good band name.” —Brady | | 19:04 | “50's level of pettiness is legendary now from buying all the front row tickets to the Ja Rule concert…” —John | | 21:07+ | “Even Brady would have gone to the Diddy party… You love celebrity stuff” —Brady | | 24:44 | “This guy said it was Bill Bellamy that told Brady...” —Brady | | 25:01 | Camelback mountain story; John’s take on strange local news |

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Conclusion

This episode mixes event-planning chaos with banter about scandal contagion in celebrity culture. The hosts reflect with humor and cynicism on social judgments, media hit jobs, and the universal allure (and obliviousness) when presented with a ticket to the party of the year—no matter whose name is on the invite.

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For listeners:
Tune in for event gossip, a dose of Arizona irreverence, sharp-tongued celebrity commentary, and trademark HMS comedy on the folly and fame of America’s most notorious parties.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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Homberg's morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail.

[Brady]

Nine Inch Nails, part of the next year's concerts. And if you win that KUPD concert pass, you can go see them. A March 6th. That's pretty good. And it's not just tickets to Talking Stick. People are asking, lawn or pit? It might be at Dodge Theater. What do they call that now? AZ Federal Credit Union. It might be a marquee. You get tickets to all of them. Like right now, Nine Inch Nails is at Desert Diamond Arena. There is no lawn to ask about. I don't know where the seats are, but they're free. Shut up.

[John Holmberg]

Quit being cheap.

[Brady]

Probably pretty good. We don't get terrible seats. Sometimes we do. I'm not gonna lie to you. But on the seat, on the smaller shows, I guarantee you're gonna have good ones. And on the huge ones, you'll probably have decent ones. And maybe here. And then you'll get a cruddy one. Big deal. Sneak around, act like you've been there. Walk up to the front until you get kicked out. Nobody's gonna move you. You've seen the security they have at arenas. They're a thousand years old. Half of need. Heart transplants. You can barely walk. You're good. Yeah. I have to tell you, yesterday, I've been all week. This is a week when we've got the homework after dark thing that I start getting calls and have meetings and talking to people about. Cato wants this. John wants this. I know. I gave it away. Frank wants this. All these things and I don't know who's coming and who's going and where they are, if they can make it, whatever. Last year, we're supposed to have Adam Ray, and it was just a scramble the whole week. Stress, stress, stress. And it's. And plus, on top of it all, I'm trying to organize stuff with Toledo. You guys, Brett's got to get his videos together. We got to make sure it all works at the club. The club just canceled our pre party because they got a Christmas party that paid them an exorbitant amount of money to rent out Copper Blue. So they're like your pre parties out. And we're like, we don't blame you. So there's no pre party now. But you can go drink wherever you want and come in a little lit up. I highly Recommend you come in a little bit sauced just for fun. There's plenty of bars in the area there. It'll be good. So come down Friday. All this stuff. So I also have my friend Marty Lucas from Homeburg Undercover Band. He's the guitar player. He's a nine ball and he does all these, all this band stuff. He's a local musician, does amazing stuff and this is probably a crazy month for him. Oh, not really. He's had the last couple. Couple weeks off. He's been crazy up to this. So he always agrees to be the in house band for our show, the happy ending show. And that's great. And this year the drummer, Ryan I Bling isn't able to make it. So I have my friend, disgraced Dr. Jordan, who's lost his license in several states due to terrible practices as a doctor and now he's a real estate doctor. So, yeah, he is. He's a doctor of real estate. Disgraced Dr. Jordan is a drummer and he's been, you know, he lived in Kansas City for a while, so you have to talk slow when you're around him. But he, he drummed for bands there and he was a musician in Kansas City. I don't know if he was any good or not, but I told and Marty and him met at a son's game and I said, jordan can maybe fill in for Ryan and we can get the little band thing going inside the room. And he's like, okay. So they had Jordan over to the house Monday to work some stuff out. I get a text yesterday from Marty that said, we need to talk.

[Dave Nash]

Oh boy.

[Brady]

That's what I said. And I'm like, oh. And I said, well, I'm in the middle of something right now. I'll call you, I'll text you before and I'll ask if it's okay to call. He goes, okay. So I text him about an hour and a half later. I'm like, right, ready to call. And Marty says, I can only text right now. And I said, what's the issue? And he goes, boots in a dryer. Now boots in a dryer is code for your drummer is horrible. It sounds like boots in a dryer. I'm like, boots in a dryer. And I'm like, but Jordan's. I've seen him on video back in Kansas City playing. He's good. And he said, it's been a while since Jordan's played. And he goes, and I know he's your friend. And he said, but we got a problem. So. So I'm like, oh, God. And like, all right, maybe we just canceled the band side of this thing. He goes, no, we can still do it. He said, I'll track some stuff. I'll track in drums, and we'll just play along to the track. Drums. And he goes, somebody's got to tell him. And he goes, and I don't know what to do. So the dude seems pretty nice. I'm like, he's great. Dr. Jordan's awesome. If as long as you don't let him do any medical work, he's totally reliable. And so I'm going back and forth, and I'm like, all right. And I'm text Marty. I said, let's just tell Jordan that the club doesn't want drums inside the drum. Comedy club. Yeah, because in the past, we use the Zen drum with Ryan, and it's a handheld. It's amazing.

[Dave Nash]

It's a space saver.

[Brady]

It's. Yeah. And you don't have to have an actual drum kit. So I'm like, I'll just tell him. Marty goes, that's perfect. And so I'm like, all right, I'll break it to him. And I'm like, I'm fine with.

[John Holmberg]

You're outing it out right now on the air. If you told him.

[Brady]

Well, here's the thing. Right as I'm about to fire Jordan from the whole thing, Marty calls and he goes, I just. I can't let this go on. I'm like, what's the matter? And he goes, dude, I. I wanted to keep this going as long as I could. Jordan's fantastic. And I'm like, you bastard. I'm driving around for 30 minutes under just extraordinary amounts of stress, trying to figure out who's doing what. I'm. I'm on the phone with Lovitz yesterday, just Brady said, see if Lovett's wants to golf Saturday. So I text Lovitz and I said, you want a golf Saturday?

[Regis Philbin]

I'll be sleepy.

[Brady]

Like, we'll sleep in the cart. Do you want to go or not? That's yes or no.

[Regis Philbin]

I don't know.

[Brady]

Make up your goddamn mind. I don't need any more, you know, ambiguity with this. Marty calls me, and evidently, every text I sent of how I was going to lie to Jordan was being screen capped and sent to Jordan. So instead, now Jordan knows that if I would never be honest with him in a time of peril, I would just lie to him and make something up, because I wasn't going to call him and go, marty says, you Suck. Eventually down the road, I'd say, hey, you know, the club was going to allow drums in, but you're evidently terrible at this because I. I make fun of him for losing his medical license. For fingers going where they shouldn't go. That was my guess. I think he and Justin Tucker were in cahoots with some work. And then Tucker turned him in and he lost. He didn't even fight back. But yeah, so they got me good. It was a fun one because I'm like, oh, this is the last thing I need right now.

[Dave Nash]

Timing of it was perfect.

[Brady]

Yeah, it was.

[Dave Nash]

Because you're like beautiful.

[Regis Philbin]

All this crap.

[Brady]

Oh. And it was just another thing where it's just like, just come on.

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[Brady]

Something has to go, right. Can you send me some money for travel? Yes. Can I get a. How am I gonna get from the airport?

[Dave Nash]

I knew who that was from.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. I got this. I got that. I fired off Apple pay to people just to keep them quiet. I'm sending my right as I get the call. So it's all good. And I would very much like everybody who's got a ticket to the show on Friday because I finally talked to Jordan and he goes, ah, that was hilarious. He said, you get people all the time, so we want to get you back. And I'm like, that's awesome. Because Marty and the guys are great. And I'm like, good. I hope you enjoyed playing with them. Cause it ain't gonna be Friday fired.

Anyway. So that's all settled. We're all good there. But the pre party is not going to happen. So all the people that were like planning on going to Copper Blues before some company moved their Christmas party over to Copper Blues and gave them like thousands of dollars to rent the thing. And it's a lot more lucrative for them to do it this way.

[Dave Nash]

Bars open in the. Once we get in the club.

[Brady]

Well, sure, you can sit down. Yeah, but you can't pre party. Gotcha. Right? So you can go. Yeah, but then the service is going to be slower and the club is. They're letting everybody in. It's better to go get drinks before and get a little oil in the system before a late night show. You know, I don't. Last thing I want is a Friday night late show. That's sober. Come on.

[John Holmberg]

Tailgating in the underground parking, huh?

[Brady]

Let's do it. Brett will have a tailgate going at Chico Malo for a little while and we'll move it over to the.

[Dave Nash]

There you go.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, Brett should have the Kettle Black. We should do a pub crawl with Brett on Friday.

[John Holmberg]

The kettle black.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's okay. Not there, though. We won't go there.

[Dave Nash]

There you go.

[John Holmberg]

What are you doing?

[Brady]

Brett will meet you at the Kettle Black. It's. You can't forget it.

Across the street. Jesus. I wasn't thinking. I got a lot on my mind. I'm in.

The other thing that's keeping my attention while I'm trying to figure out all this other stuff is I discovered last night something racial. Not that way, Brett, but in a. In a weird way that we can all kind of unite each other, is that whites, elite, whites have Jeffrey Epstein, blacks have P. Diddy. It's the same thing. Not the same crimes, kind of, but it's the same thing as far as if you were in a picture with them in the last 20 years, you're in trouble, like all these people are. And it's a black and white thing. I don't think any black people ever went to Epstein island, and I don't think any Obama.

Maybe if Mike allowed it, Big Mike might have been there. I don't think I see pictures of many prominent African Americans at Epstein island, and I also don't see, you know, you see a couple like Leonardo DiCaprio's pictures, famous at the white parties and stuff, but I don't see. But now Marlon Wayans, who I think is awesome, Love that guy. And Fitty Scent, the producer of this Puff Daddy documentary that's killing it on Netflix right now, is Marlon has started to put pictures up of puff and 50 cent together. One in a hot tub where they're partying together in a hot tub. 50 comes back with, that's AI, but this isn't. And it's a picture of Marlon in a rainbow flag for an LGBTQ ad. And then a bunch of people going, oh, yeah, Marlon's a closet homosexual. I had sex with him here. And like, all these people making accusations about Marlon being gay, and he's got this long, long standing. And then all these things that Marlon has said in the past. One of his tweets, that came from September 20th of 2009, and that's when tweets just started. Said been doing diddy parties for 15 years now. And I must say, you never let me down, Puff. Ain't no party like a Diddy party Good times. Anal party ain't no party. Probably more accurate the way you said it. Ain't no party like a Diddy party good times. So that was 16 years ago. He Said that that's resurfacing now as he was in on it. This is where social media, where I always say it and people laugh. It is a viper in your pocket that will eventually strike. 16 years after something he had. No. And maybe he was at a party. That was crazy. But the Diddy parties were legendary to the point where they were in that movie get him to the Greek, where Diddy went crazy in the party, was like, yeah, I've heard about that. And then now that it's illegal, everybody's like, oh, I'd have never been part of it. So now pictures are surfacing of Marlon at Diddy's parties and Marlin saying, yeah, that's fine. And then this comes out that says marlon Wayans. I know you're not talking about it, but.

Save the smidgen of respect I have left for you. This is what's floating around. Marlon has spent three decades cultivating a hyper, heterosexual, womanizing comedic Persona, when in reality, he is a closeted homosexual who has had a relationship with a prominent lawyer in Los Angeles for the last nine years.

Privately maintaining a fluid spectrum that includes long term relationships with men. Like it matters. But if he's been hiding it, now he's out. This has nothing to do with Diddy and Fitty Cent. And I'm telling you, I like Marlon a lot. Like, I haven't texted him for a while, but when we do, it's very fun and he's super nice to me, and I always loved him for that. But my advice, if I were to send it to him is, did he's already been shot or 50 has already been shot nine times. This is not a guy you want to get in a beef with. Plus, we make a documentary about you. Always remember, Marlon made a good point about this documentary. He's like, diddy getting kicked while he's down isn't cool. And 50 cents hated him for a long time. So now he's got this chance to make this documentary. And documentaries are all angled at whatever the producers want it to seem like. This thing is anti Sean Combs. Like, when you've watched it started, you can tell. Yeah, it is like, let's get him. It's a hit piece.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[Dave Nash]

When you hear about it, though, then it's hard not to. I mean, you watch it and you're like, yeah, okay.

[Brady]

It's well accompanied with videos of women being punched.

[Dave Nash]

Yeah.

[Brady]

It's real easy to just go, all right. Everything they're saying about him that's bad is true. Because there's a lot of pictures that.

[Dave Nash]

You could have access to. Like the Epstein.

[Brady]

Yes.

[Dave Nash]

Interesting. The ones that he chose.

[Brady]

Oh.

[Dave Nash]

When he shows the white party pictures.

[Brady]

And the people that are he's accusing Diddy of multiple murders. Yeah. I mean, it's not just like, oops, this was an accident. He is accusing Sean Combs of multiple and all Marlon Wayans was saying was, look, man, you might be down someday. Be careful. Because he was basically talking about, you know, a karmic retaliation to say, look, Diddy's down and you're attacking him. Fine. I know you got a personal problem with him, but let's say he gets out of this and you run into some trouble and now this dude's definitely going to get you. And now they're. Because of that they're going after Marlon Wayans for sort of defending his friend Sean Combs. And let's all be honest.

[Dave Nash]

Much like Marlon when he was in it. Didn't he say he's gone before the. He's been.

[Brady]

No, that was a different black comedian. You're doing it. That wasn't one of the ways Shady McCoy. No, it wasn't. It wasn't. I think it was a feon Crockett. And then there was another guy that came in and talked about the Diddy parties because we were asking when it.

[Dave Nash]

Was hot because I. I thought I was talking about with the one of the weigh ins because we were like the Wayans had have been.

[Brady]

You have to be more specific than just bring up one of the way and stuff.

[Dave Nash]

That was Mark. Who was the last one that was.

[Brady]

I don't know. I don't know if you remember it. You remember it. But otherwise it's speculation. And he could be confusing black.

But let's all be honest. You're going to Epstein island before you knew. You're going to a diddy party before you knew. In 2009. If you gave Brady and I two tickets to the Diddy party. We're going for sure. And we're probably going to make comments on the radio. I've never seen anything like what I saw at the Diddy party. Yeah. There was drugs. There was this. There was. You're going to. It's assumed that a giant party has drugs. I'm. I'm parties that with people who aren't famous. There's been drugs.

[Dave Nash]

You might notice it more than I did. I probably would have been like I didn't see anything.

[Brady]

You'd have been at that giant diddy buffet. Because I've seen that too Spread was amazing hours. Yeah. You wouldn't. Yeah. You'd have probably been like.

[Regis Philbin]

Seemed fine. I met Leo DiCaprio.

[Dave Nash]

Pinwheels.

[Regis Philbin]

He asked me if my name was Molly. I said no. And then we went on pinwheel titty pins.

[Brady]

We'd have gone to it Regent.

[Dave Nash]

I plowed a bunch of oysters.

[Regis Philbin]

My name's Regis Philbin. Who are you? Let's have anal sex. I am so high on Molly right now. I'd love you to touch my balls with your nose. I know it sounds strange but it's a Diddy party anyway. I had Brady's tongue in my ass and we were playing Yahtzee.

[Brady]

It's just crazy. We'd have all gone. So this pearl clutching and this oh, my God attitude of what Marlon wayne said in 2009 or what somebody did. Oh, was he there? Pictures of everyone at a Diddy party are all of us. If we were invited, there isn't a soul out there that wouldn't have gone. Unless you're gonna email me and go, I wouldn't go to that party. And all them black people. I don't want to hear from the races who. I know why you wouldn't go, but you'd have gone to Epstein Island. You meet Trump, Epstein and Bill Clinton. You're like, I am. I am in with the bigs.

[Dave Nash]

I brought some ladies to the party.

[Brady]

Yeah. And then. And we're going to have girls and we have this. And you're a single guy and you're like, even if you're not everybody, you're going, I don't want to hear anybody in hindsight starts it. Dave Nash does that on the sports podcast. Now. I wouldn't have gone. You wouldn't have gone to Epstein island with four billionaires. No, because money's not important. Like, no, that's all in hindsight, you jackass. If money's not important, why do you run a business?

Everybody would have said, yes, everyone. And coming down on Marlon, so what if he's gay? I mean, it is a little weird if he's hiding it, but so what if he's gay and that's. Diddy's attacking him now. So now there's going to. We're starting up an east coast, west coast thing again without even realizing it. And that ended with lots of people getting shot.

[John Holmberg]

So did he's attacking him or Fitty's attacking him?

[Brady]

Attacking Diddy.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, yeah, I know that. Yeah, yeah.

[Brady]

And Fitty's attacking Marlin for saying, hey, Diddy's down. This is kind of a. It is. You know, as you're watching it, you're like, yeah, it's a little bit of a low blow. You know, this is a little bit of a. The guy can't defend himself type thing. And maybe he's an awful person. That's fine. But where was the courage out to him? Look, it's been. He's known all this for 15, 20 years. He can't get the footage without him being in jail. The footage becomes public record while he's there. So he's got some of this stuff. He's able to get through friends who have abandoned Diddy because of the trial. And he couldn't do it before. So now that the guy's really down and there's still no real outcome. He's like, I know everything. And it is a slanted document. It's entertaining, though. Man, is it fun to watch. But now it's bleeding over into other stuff. And I realized last night, Diddy is Black Epstein. Black Epstein's a good band name.

[John Holmberg]

Chris writes 50's level of pettiness is legendary now from buying all the front row tickets to the Ja Rule concert. So it was empty. And it's just great and entertaining. We're just watching this.

[Brady]

Good point, though. Said Pop. Pop might be right. John, Marlon Wayans tweeted years ago about how great Diddy parties are and. Oh, no, that's what I was talking about. That's why we brought that up. Yeah, that's what everybody's getting into. I'm sure he's been there. I don't know if we talked to him about it. I don't want to speculate just in case it's the wrong black guy, because I know we talked to. It may have been Aeon Crockett. And then there was another guy that brought it up and said he'd been to him and he would leave before it got crazy because he knew the reputation. I think Marlon left before it got crazy. I think Marlon likes crazy. If you talk to Marlon for five minutes, you know, he's like, I'm gonna let this go. It's like especially way back. And this is going back to the Living Color days when he was nuts as the DJ and then he was on for a little bit. He was known as the crazy one because he did nutty stuff. But it is entertaining. If you watch that documentary, you're gonna love it. You're gonna Love it.

Damon Jr. Was in the studio earlier this year. Maybe he's talking about him again. You're all racist. This is just mixing up black names. And weighins is if you don't know which Wayans, it's safe enough to just go, I don't know anything about this. That's the position I'm taking. Maybe right, maybe wrong. I don't know. If you can't name it, you don't know.

So remember, John, you were sending clean toilet paper pictures back and forth with Marlon Wayans earlier. Yeah, that was last year and this year when we both told each other that we. You can wipe me clean. If I don't, I take a shower after each one and so does he. He says every time you sent one of those over, he's fantasizing about eating that ass. I don't know if that's true. Just because he's gay doesn't mean he's attracted to everyone he meets. I mean, me for sure, but that's a clean ass. I'm going to stop sending them those just in case, though. Just in case. Shane's right. Interesting all the way around.

So watch the documentary. But realize as you're watching, you'd have gone. Even Brady would have gone to the Diddy party. Am I wrong? You love celebrity stuff. If they said, hey, Brady, if you'd have come back in and go, that.

[Regis Philbin]

Was at the Diddy party Saturday, got a little weird.

[Brady]

And then you might not have given us details, but you'd have gone in a heartbeat. In a heartbeat.

[Dave Nash]

I went to Laughlin. The motorcycle ride. A couple years.

[Brady]

With Diddy.

[Dave Nash]

Not with Diddy. Oh, but there's some shooting going on.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, but that's not a celebrity invite. That's like a celebrity invite. You're going like the waffle thing. Like, just you and some friends.

[Dave Nash]

Notorious parties that are sure that you wouldn't know a ton about. Have you been to the. Have you been to the white party on Labor Day?

[John Holmberg]

Well, he was roommates with Randy Johnson, so that's true.

[Brady]

Randy Johnson, Yeah. But if a celebrity, I mean, Brady's gone to dinner was like, like low end celebrities. Just because they're like, they ask and he doesn't like saying no to people. And that's a pretty big move. Like, I think you were at dinner with like, you had Steve Trevino. You were. You guys were chasing each other around for like, it's not worth it. It's just not worth it. You're going into clubs, meeting Steve Trevino and I didn't get in. I know, but you tried. Because Steve's like, come down like, it's. No, it's Steve Trevino. He's a nice guy, but this is too much. It's a lot. I need a bigger name to start. Ralphie. Ralphie? Yeah, Ralphie. Ralphie just wouldn't go away.

[Regis Philbin]

Coming out.

[Brady]

Oh, God. All right.

[Regis Philbin]

We stopped making reservations for some dinners and some lunches. And by that I mean lunch into dinner. We're not leaving the restaurant. Reserve the space for hours.

[Brady]

But yeah, I mean, there's no doubt. We go. If Brady met Jeffrey Epstein, we'd never hear the end of it. My friend Jeff and I like, oh, here we go again.

[Regis Philbin]

Should see his pad. We were in his helicopter. These kids were in it. I thought it was like a JCPenney toy catalog. I guess they were models. Anyway, we went to his island. The spread.

[Brady]

He'd be the most innocent man at Epstein Island. Oof.

[Regis Philbin]

I hate going over to Epstein Island.

[Brady]

Why, Brady? The pedophilia?

[Regis Philbin]

No, I gain, like, eight pounds every time I'm there. The spread.

[Brady]

He went to my uncle's funeral. Never met him for the spread.

[John Holmberg]

He was supporting you.

[Brady]

The problem is, I'd have gone to the Diddy party, and Brady would have said, I wouldn't do that. I'm like, shut up, you baby. And the next thing you know, I'm like, she was what?

[Regis Philbin]

How many people were there?

[Brady]

Oh, my God. There's pictures. Brady was right.

I thought she was a midget.

That wasn't a midget? No. Oh, God. Are you tweeting about it?

[Regis Philbin]

Been tweeting all weekend.

[Brady]

John thinks that's a midget. Oh, no. I'd be in trouble. But I am smart enough to know when stuff gets goofy to leave. I'll go until the fire starts. I'll get myself in a little trouble, but I'll go. And once the fire starts, we need to go.

I see a gun. I see a mound of cocaine. Like, it's time to go. We'll go stand in the.

[Dave Nash]

Not my cup of tea.

[Brady]

Well, it isn't even my cup of tea. I just. I. It is actually something I would love to be part of. I just know how it ends up. It's always fun, but when there's a multiple, there's a gaggle of people and a mountain of cocaine. Stay for a little bit. And then you just have to know when to go. It's like being at a swingers party. I've been there, too. And the second it starts getting a little bit like, okay, we've breached some boundaries here. It's time to go. Or you're gonna. Or you're part of it. But pictures tell a thousand stories.

This guy said it was Bill Bellamy that told Brady that he would leave the party. So again, it's a bunch of white people trying to pick which black said something. This is.

[John Holmberg]

I'm even staying out of this one.

[Brady]

I'm staying out of this. You guys, quit it.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody said Darnell.

[Brady]

Just naming them now.

It was Ms. Pat. It was. Ms. Pat told us that she would leave right before. Either way, it's 9:04, and don't lie to yourself. You'd have gone. And by the way, the guy that got rescued off Camelback Mountain, once again, Uncle John was right. What'd I say? You're going to Find a bloody knife up there. Evidently this dude's suicidal and now he won't come down off the mountain. So they're closing the mountain for hikers and stuff because this lunatic's been up there since last night. He ran from his wife. His wife called in and said he's nuts and he's running away for attention. And evidently not that suicidal or they wouldn't have left him alone up there all night. So actually the best place to put a dangerous person is on top of a mountain alone at night. Just keep your eyes on him. We'll go up and check that guy again.

[John Holmberg]

I'd have left him.

[Brady]

Yeah, just leave him. But he's stuck up there and evidently he's not coming down now. Or at least that was the last report. He might be down now. I still don't see a helicopter.

But they're trying to get him to come down and he won't. And evidently he's distraught. I told you this. That had more on it than just some hiker getting lost. You don't hike without a cell phone unless you're trying to get attention or do something stupid. Well, right again. We got a rock wars coming up in just moments. It's 98. Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool actually.

[Dave Nash]

No membership fee.

[Brady]

I've heard enough of this.

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