BEST OF HMS PODCASTS - WEDNESDAY - January 1, 2025 - Joe Rogan - In Studio - May 2005

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Best of HMS Podcasts - Featuring Joe Rogan (May 2005)

Released on January 1, 2025

In this standout episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, Arizona's premier morning radio show hosted by John Holmberg, listeners are treated to a lively and engaging in-studio conversation with none other than comedian and "Fear Factor" host, Joe Rogan. Recorded in May 2005, this episode captures Rogan's candid interactions with Holmberg and fellow co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, offering fans a deeper glimpse into Rogan's multifaceted career and comedic insights.

1. Welcome and Introduction

The episode kicks off with John Holmberg promoting local comedy events, highlighting performances by notable comedians like Paul Versey, Beth Stelling, and Lil Rel. However, the spotlight soon shifts to welcome Joe Rogan into the studio.

[01:14] Joe Rogan: "Yes."

[01:15] Maddie Akupd: "Joe Rogan. What's up, man?"

Rogan responds with enthusiasm, mentioning his extended stay in Arizona to film a comedy DVD, signaling a weekend packed with creative endeavors.

2. Joe Rogan's Comedy Ventures

Rogan elaborates on his current projects, emphasizing his passion for stand-up comedy despite his "Fear Factor" fame.

[06:04] Joe Rogan: "Well, yeah. I mean, what I really like to do is stand up. I mean, when I'm not doing Fear Factor, that's what I mostly do, right?"

He expresses a genuine love for stand-up, distinguishing it from other entertainment avenues that are primarily financially motivated.

[06:23] Joe Rogan: "You know, when you're a stand up, they offer you other stuff and that's how I got on television in the first place."

Rogan's commitment to comedy shines through as he discusses the balance between passion and the commercial aspects of the entertainment industry.

3. Reality of Fear Factor and Reality TV

A significant portion of the conversation delves into the nature of "Fear Factor" and the broader landscape of reality television. Rogan shares his perspective on the unexpected challenges and perceptions associated with reality TV.

[02:21] Maddie Akupd: "The every channel in this city shows Fear Factor. I'm home early. I watch a lot of weird TV."

[02:24] Joe Rogan: "That's not my fault."

He candidly addresses the ubiquity of the show and the mixed reactions it garners, highlighting the thin line between expectation and reality in televised content.

[02:28] Joe Rogan: "No, no. It's just the way it goes. Just no one ever expected that to happen with reality TV. They expected it only with, like, sitcoms."

Rogan underscores the unpredictable nature of reality TV, contrasting it with scripted genres like sitcoms.

4. Insights into UFC and Mixed Martial Arts

Transitioning seamlessly, the conversation shifts to UFC and mixed martial arts (MMA), areas where Rogan has substantial expertise.

[07:01] Joe Rogan: "I've done martial arts since I was a little kid, so, you know, I've always been, you know, a big fan of fighting and I don't even really like other sports."

Rogan passionately discusses the authenticity and raw excitement of MMA compared to other mainstream sports, emphasizing the visceral thrill of real combat.

[07:20] Joe Rogan: "The ball actually went in the net. That's incredible. It does. See, it's. It's a non-event."

[07:27] Joe Rogan: "But a fight is a fight. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's always. It's always exciting."

He articulates his preference for sports that showcase genuine competition and physical prowess, distinguishing MMA's appeal from the sometimes theatrical nature of other sports.

5. The Steroid Debate in Sports

A heated topic emerges as the discussion turns to the use of steroids in professional sports, including MMA.

[09:22] Maddie Akupd: "There's nothing wrong with it, I don't think. If you want to shrink your balls from my entertainment, then I'm all for that."

[09:27] Joe Rogan: "I'm talking about all the athletes are Lance Armstrong's on steroids. They're all famous for it."

Rogan critiques the prevalent steroid use in various sports, questioning the integrity of athletic achievements tainted by performance-enhancing drugs.

[09:42] Joe Rogan: "I don't know if you knew that."

[09:44] Maddie Akupd: "I prescribe, get a wad going, you."

The hosts engage in a spirited exchange, debating the ramifications of steroid use on athlete performance and public perception.

6. Humorous Tangents and Banter

Interspersed with serious discussions, the episode is peppered with lighthearted banter and humorous tangents that showcase the camaraderie among the hosts.

[12:18] Maddie Akupd: "They made you run around way too much. Western. Oh, man."

[13:03] Joe Rogan: "They beat you with a stick if you don't run."

The humorous interactions provide a balanced dynamic, making the conversation both informative and entertaining.

7. Conclusion and Farewells

As the episode draws to a close, Rogan promotes his upcoming shows and DVD releases, while the hosts encourage listeners to tune in and support his endeavors.

[14:24] Maddie Akupd: "And there's a brand new, brand new 20-minute chunk in Joe's act of limo driver jokes. Jack is fantastic."

[14:51] Maddie Akupd: "You can see Joe Rogan 24 hours a day on every channel, on every station ever."

Rogan expresses his gratitude for the warm reception and looks forward to future interactions.

[15:06] Joe Rogan: "Thank you, thank you. Appreciate it."

Key Takeaways

• Joe Rogan's Multifaceted Career: Beyond hosting "Fear Factor," Rogan is deeply entrenched in the stand-up comedy scene, balancing his passion with the demands of television fame.

• Reality TV's Unpredictability: Rogan offers a candid perspective on the evolution and reception of reality television, highlighting challenges faced by shows like "Fear Factor."

• Authenticity in Sports: A fervent advocate for genuine competition, Rogan emphasizes the unmatched excitement of MMA over other sports that may lack authenticity.

• Steroid Use in Athletics: The conversation underscores concerns about the integrity of sports marred by performance-enhancing drugs, sparking a debate on fairness and athlete health.

• Engaging Host Dynamics: The playful and humorous interactions among the hosts enrich the episode, making complex topics accessible and entertaining.

This episode is a treasure trove for fans of Joe Rogan and Holmberg's Morning Sickness, offering an unfiltered look into Rogan's thoughts on comedy, reality TV, and the sporting world. Whether you're a longtime listener or new to the show, this conversation provides valuable insights wrapped in engaging dialogue.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get out to the Tempe Improv on the east side to see Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. The Desert Ridge Improv up north features Sarah Weinschenk this Thursday and Joe Derosa on Friday and Saturday. And downtown at Stand Up Live, check out the very funny Lil Rel performing Friday, Saturday, and Sunday for the complete lineups. And for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it's John Holberg here for.

[Maddie Akupd]

The amazing people at the Core Institute. Life can throw you a curveball now and again. One day you're trucking along, feeling great. Next day your dog smashes into your head and knocks you cold. Or like a KUPD listener told me this week, his dog did a sprint across the backyard directly into the side of his wife's leg and blew her knee up. She needed that need to get fixed and fixed right. Two years later, she's running like she used to again. And it's all thanks to the Core Institute. I went through it, too. And you can get rid of your pain and start saying, yes, I can to all the things you want to do.

[Joe Rogan]

And.

[Maddie Akupd]

And all you have to do is trust the experts at the Core Institute head there right now. The Core Institute.com the Best of Homework's morning sickness. I'm Maddie Akupd. So the host, the man, the myth, the legend of Fear Factor. He's here right now.

[Joe Rogan]

Yes.

[Maddie Akupd]

Joe Rogan.

[Joe Rogan]

What's up, man?

[Maddie Akupd]

How you doing? How are you?

[Joe Rogan]

What's happening?

[Maddie Akupd]

Good to see you. We thought you're here only for a day. You're here the whole weekend?

[Joe Rogan]

Yeah, I'm here Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

[Maddie Akupd]

All right, so you're here all weekend. You're here for the perfect.

[Joe Rogan]

I'm camping out. I'm moving here, bringing a posse in. They're coming in right now sans posse, without the best way to catch me.

[Maddie Akupd]

No, you can't.

[Joe Rogan]

Posse comes, I'm just gonna show off and pretend I'm a different person. But for now, people open doors and get me water.

[Maddie Akupd]

You got to play lights with lightweight because it's just you and.

[Joe Rogan]

Well, I'm filming a DVD down here.

[Maddie Akupd]

Oh, cool.

[Joe Rogan]

So that's. That's why mom here to do comedy, but I'm here to film a DVD of the comedy. So there's a bunch of people here.

[Maddie Akupd]

Wow.

[Joe Rogan]

That's awesome film crew.

[Maddie Akupd]

So you got the whole thing going on now you're gonna start during the show.

[Chuck Arting]

You might go, stop. Cut.

[Maddie Akupd]

Yeah.

[Joe Rogan]

This is bold.

[Maddie Akupd]

Stop.

[Joe Rogan]

I almost. Almost swore. Rewind it.

[Maddie Akupd]

Yeah, but you got. So you got the dvd. When is that coming out? When it's done.

[Joe Rogan]

We have to edit it, so I'll be a.

[Maddie Akupd]

But sweet.

[Joe Rogan]

But we're filming it Friday and Saturday.

[Maddie Akupd]

Now, I know you're rolling in dough right now, but could you do me a favor and please tell bucks every. Well, I do, actually. If you can. That's next, but I want to do that off there. I don't want to make you uncomfortable.

[Joe Rogan]

Thank you.

[Maddie Akupd]

The every channel in this city shows Fear Factor. I'm home early. I watch a lot of weird tv.

[Chuck Arting]

Right?

[Maddie Akupd]

And there it is. I turn it from here, turn it to there, and you're on constant.

[Joe Rogan]

That's not my fault.

[Maddie Akupd]

A little bit, though.

[Joe Rogan]

Not really. And I don't get paid for those either.

[Maddie Akupd]

You don't?

[Joe Rogan]

Not really.

[Maddie Akupd]

You get a little bit.

[Joe Rogan]

Tiny bit. It's after. It's a. It's a.

[Maddie Akupd]

You're just getting the chunk for the reruns.

[Joe Rogan]

You're not getting any for the reruns. It's a tiny amount. It's a real small amount. Yeah.

[Maddie Akupd]

As much as that's on you sue somebody, then.

[Joe Rogan]

No, no. It's just the way it goes. Just no one ever expected that to happen with reality tv. They expected it only with, like, sitcoms.

[Chuck Arting]

The other thing I didn't realize is you walk around with this giant jar of cockroaches, which is cool.

[Maddie Akupd]

It's just in case of.

[Joe Rogan]

Well, you know, people always want to eat something. So I'm just like, hey, you got. You want to eat something?

[Maddie Akupd]

I got sick of that. Like, people don't do.

[Joe Rogan]

It's the first, like. That's the. They all. They all think they're being original. What do you got for me to eat? Come in.

[Maddie Akupd]

You got it.

[Joe Rogan]

I'm like, oh, this is not gonna go away. This is gonna be with me for the rest of my life.

[Maddie Akupd]

You're gonna be like, crazy.

[Joe Rogan]

I'll eat anything. I'm gonna be 90 trying to play golf. Yeah. Some old man's gonna come out to me. I almost got on your show once, hit him in the head with a knife.

[Maddie Akupd]

You get the. You get the people that just constantly tell you that they almost were on Fear Factor.

[Joe Rogan]

No, I'm trying out for your show. I'm trying out for your show. But, you know, the best thing is I Tell them I go, well, you know what? If you talk to me, you can't ever be on the show because the.

[Maddie Akupd]

FCC rules and they leave you alone.

[Joe Rogan]

They leave me alone.

[Maddie Akupd]

That, my friend, is brilliant. Pure brilliance right there. You know, there's, you know, you start in with a Hollis because Dave Chappelle just went into a mental rehab.

[Chuck Arting]

What's happening in South Africa?

[Maddie Akupd]

Yeah, he's in South Africa.

[Joe Rogan]

If you're in South Africa, you might go to mental rehab. Either I'm crazy or they're crazy. So let's get this checked out right.

[Maddie Akupd]

Now for going to South Africa when he's making 50 million an hour.

[Joe Rogan]

Well, Africa is cool, man. I want to go to Africa. I want to watch some animals kill their animals. I want to watch it happen live.

[Maddie Akupd]

You know, you do it on every Monday.

[Joe Rogan]

I would like to go, wouldn't you like to go out watch a lion take out a gazelle?

[Chuck Arting]

That could be a new Fear factor thing. You strap some like fresh meat on someone, they have to run through the jungle.

[Joe Rogan]

The problem is even the wild lions, like the. When you go to safaris, they're not even wild anymore because they're used to seeing people. Yeah, it's not like that's the first jeep.

[Chuck Arting]

Well, I had some neighbors that just got back from South Africa and that's exactly. They were in the car, the lions were just eating the carcass right next to the.

[Maddie Akupd]

Well, they have the one where you feed them. What's the point of that? They have the one where you're just tossing them food and oh, this is amazing. It's not right.

[Joe Rogan]

You gotta watch them get their own.

[Maddie Akupd]

So you're just basically can't feed the lions.

[Chuck Arting]

Really?

[Joe Rogan]

That's crazy.

[Maddie Akupd]

That's the whole point of I'm with you is just watching Take down a gazelle. That's the only reason those shows on National Geographic get me and I'll watch the first 30 minutes to learn about the animal. Not paying attention, just to watch them take something out.

[Joe Rogan]

I wonder how long they have to film something to catch. Like, you ever watch like that. There's one crazy footage you see over and over again of this crocodile exploding out of the water, taking out this wildebeest. Oh, it's so sick. It's like this 300 pound wildebeest. This thing just goes flying through the air. The crocodile is like 20ft long, grass.

[Maddie Akupd]

And the cameraman had to stand there for like hours and days.

[Chuck Arting]

I don't know. Those crocs.

[Maddie Akupd]

Yeah, it's pretty common.

[Joe Rogan]

Those are Dinosaurs, dude.

[Chuck Arting]

The wildebeest, they cross every year, so they have a fever.

[Maddie Akupd]

He's big on the animals. This is where. This is where you made a mistake.

[Joe Rogan]

You and me, my friend. Real talk.

[Maddie Akupd]

Oh no. You know what?

[Joe Rogan]

Smoke a doobie and talk about this.

[Maddie Akupd]

It'Ll be like having a limo driver in your ear all day long.

[Chuck Arting]

I picked up a fertile lamps, man. It bit my friend.

[Joe Rogan]

What? What the hell are you talking about? Who are you?

[Maddie Akupd]

This is what I'm saying. Look what you've started.

[Joe Rogan]

Stop calling my cell phone.

[Maddie Akupd]

So what are you doing? Hey Joe, it's Brady.

[Joe Rogan]

I'm back.

[Maddie Akupd]

That's all you're gonna hear constantly. Hi, thanks for the number.

[Chuck Arting]

Hey, I got a great thing for you to eat.

[Maddie Akupd]

You'll be bird watching with him before you know it. Just drunk. Why are we doing this again? Yeah, but. So you, what do you do with your free time? Do you have any free time anymore? You're out.

[Joe Rogan]

Oh, yeah. I got plenty of free time.

[Maddie Akupd]

Really?

[Joe Rogan]

Well, yeah. I mean, what I really like to do is stand up. I mean, when I'm not doing Fear Factor, that's what I mostly do, right? And the only reason why I do anything else besides stand up is for money. Seriously, stand up is really what I love to do. It's just, you know, when you're a stand up, they offer you other stuff and that's how I got on television in the first place, you know, but.

[Chuck Arting]

When you start in Fear Factors, you have to relocate.

[Joe Rogan]

No, no, I lived in la. Yeah, it's all. Most of it's done in la and occasionally we shoot like a show in New York or Vegas or something like that. But most of it's la.

[Maddie Akupd]

Yeah, but that's it. So it's just stand up and then everything else is a heartless attempt to grab a check.

[Joe Rogan]

Yeah, Everything else, financially, yeah, that's great.

[Maddie Akupd]

There's nothing wrong with being honest. I appreciate that. No, most people, I could just for the love of acting, you know.

[Joe Rogan]

You know, there's something about hosting that really just touches my soul.

[Maddie Akupd]

So you just rolled through news, right?

[Joe Rogan]

Three, two, one, go. There's just something about it.

[Chuck Arting]

So what about the uf?

[Joe Rogan]

I've done martial arts since I was a little kid, so, you know, I've always been, you know, a big fan of fighting and I don't even really like other sports. I mean, I. I can't. I don't watch basketball. I just. I can't get behind it. I don't understand it. I mean, your ball's going in the net. Who cares? Ball went in that.

[Maddie Akupd]

Whoa.

[Joe Rogan]

That ball in the net, too. Well, that's crazy. Oh, you threw a. Ball went in the net.

[Chuck Arting]

Whoa.

[Joe Rogan]

The ball actually went in the net. That's incredible. It does. See, it's. It's a non event. See, the only time it's an event is when there's like some artificial significance attached to it. Like a world title, you know, three seconds to go. Yeah, but a fight is a fight. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's always. It's always exciting. You know, when two dudes are locked in a cage and they're ready to brain each other.

[Chuck Arting]

There's something about that.

[Maddie Akupd]

So basically, you're kind of like me. If it's. If it's not bleeding, it ain't entertainment.

[Joe Rogan]

Holla.

[Maddie Akupd]

Yeah. See, that's what I'm talking about, girl. John Holmberg's morning sickness.

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[Wayne]

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[Unknown]

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[Joe Rogan]

Nice.

[Wayne]

Is that a big deal to get done?

[Maddie Akupd]

Not at all.

[Unknown]

It takes about an hour, and in most cases, we can do it while you wait.

[Maddie Akupd]

That's awesome. I'll say.

[Unknown]

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[Wayne]

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[Maddie Akupd]

Morning sickness.

[Joe Rogan]

I want excitement, man. When? Look, I watch a basketball game and I'll be bored until a fight breaks out in the basketball court, and then I'm gonna be the first person standing up going, oh, yeah, that's exciting. That's reality.

[Chuck Arting]

The ufc. The last one. It's hilarious because you're Going crazy.

[Maddie Akupd]

Yeah.

[Chuck Arting]

And you can't help it.

[Joe Rogan]

But which one? With Randy Couture, Chuck Liddell. Yeah. That was insane. Yeah, that was insane.

[Maddie Akupd]

Which is a great. And I swear to God, you're gonna just kill the heavyweight boxing completely, which is about time somebody did.

[Joe Rogan]

Yeah, you watch that, James? Tony. Oh, you can't watch.

[Chuck Arting]

He just got ripped away.

[Joe Rogan]

He just got caught with steroids.

[Chuck Arting]

10 days.

[Maddie Akupd]

10 days after it's caught with, you know, a Wateroids in there. I mean, when's he using? I'm a doctor.

[Joe Rogan]

I don't know if you knew that.

[Maddie Akupd]

I prescribe, get a wad going, you.

[Chuck Arting]

Know, and that's what's good about the UFC is it's.

[Joe Rogan]

They're all on roids.

[Chuck Arting]

It's part of the deal.

[Joe Rogan]

We love that. No, they get tested too, actually. A lot of people. A lot of people have been stripped of the ufc. Look, you know, they need an allroids.

[Maddie Akupd]

Sport because look how boring baseball is now without.

[Joe Rogan]

Why is everybody yelling with the door open? I could have swore we were on the radio. Who's this guy?

[Maddie Akupd]

This is Chuck Arting. He runs the place. Chuck's in here?

[Joe Rogan]

Chuck's yelling with the radio on?

[Maddie Akupd]

Yeah, he's just happy to meet.

[Joe Rogan]

Doesn't even realize the radio show's going on. Talking about his golf game this morning.

[Maddie Akupd]

Chuck wants to. Chuck wants to be on Elderly Fear Factor. That's a possibility. Tons of Metamucil and we'll just fire it off into buckets. That's all I'm looking to do. Yeah, he's big into that stuff. So when is the UFC thing? Is that weekly now or what's going on?

[Joe Rogan]

Well, what they're doing now is they're going to have a whole bunch of new shows on Spike TV where they have live UFCs. They're going to have six in the next 12 months, and then there's going to be a bunch of pay per View cards. The next pay per view one is June 4th in Atlantic City.

[Chuck Arting]

I never really watched that show. The week a week one where they're training, where the ultimate fighters.

[Joe Rogan]

Great show, Great show. The final. The final steroids.

[Maddie Akupd]

He's on a water, boys.

[Joe Rogan]

The finale was awesome. You know, they had a live finale on Spike tv.

[Maddie Akupd]

It was sick.

[Joe Rogan]

It was crazy.

[Maddie Akupd]

I just. I love it. I can't get enough of it because it's real fighting. You're right. You know, some of those guys are on steroids. We can't lie about it. You know it. And then, you know what?

[Joe Rogan]

All the athletes are Lance Armstrong's on steroids. They're all famous for it.

[Maddie Akupd]

There's nothing wrong with it, I don't think. If you want to shrink your balls from my entertainment, then I'm all for that. I think it's a phenomenon.

[Joe Rogan]

I'm talking about.

[Maddie Akupd]

Plus, you bleed easier.

[Joe Rogan]

More doctor talk?

[Maddie Akupd]

Yeah. I don't want to get too technical, but extra blood. Their arms fall off their new organs and stuff. Some of the greatest events in history have been due to steroids. And that's. It thrills me, guys. Arms. Well, breaking and plopping off and weightlifting.

[Joe Rogan]

There's some sports that they're not. I mean, like, you got. Look, if you're gonna test sports, test all sports. I mean, how do you think football players get to be £350? Yeah, that's not normal for a human.

[Maddie Akupd]

No.

[Joe Rogan]

Okay, one more. Humans. £350 for the 1900s, she never existed.

[Maddie Akupd]

That's tr.

[Joe Rogan]

£50 of solid muscle. Until they figured out you could take stuff out of organs and stick it in your body. That. That never happened.

[Chuck Arting]

Yeah, they were doing that, but not for that reason. Years ago, what were they doing? Taking organs out and sticking them in your body. Yeah. The Indians would take your intestines out. You run around a tree. It's a torture.

[Maddie Akupd]

They made you run around way too much. Western. Oh, man.

[Joe Rogan]

Just get ready.

[Chuck Arting]

It was on the Internet, man.

[Maddie Akupd]

You. You believe that you. That Indians would tear your intestines? You run around a tree?

[Joe Rogan]

Yeah.

[Maddie Akupd]

You think that's impossible with your 27ft, baby, your intestines are out and you can still manage to run around the tree.

[Joe Rogan]

They beat you with a stick if you don't run.

[Maddie Akupd]

Chief. I'm done. Now what they also take.

[Chuck Arting]

They also take eagle claws and elevate you.

[Maddie Akupd]

Okay, I know that one. That's easy. Eagle claws?

[Chuck Arting]

Yeah.

[Joe Rogan]

I thought they used, like, hooks, man, called horse. Remember that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Maddie Akupd]

Those are eagle claws.

[Joe Rogan]

Is that what it was? The eagles were endangered?

[Maddie Akupd]

He's like a little kid that just got out, like a civics class.

[Joe Rogan]

Nice.

[Chuck Arting]

Not anymore. Bald eagles are back. They're like pigeons now, people.

[Maddie Akupd]

Yeah.

[Joe Rogan]

You know they found a new rodent? Did you know that?

[Maddie Akupd]

No.

[Joe Rogan]

They found a new, entirely new species of rodent today.

[Maddie Akupd]

And playmates will be eating it on Monday. Yes.

[Joe Rogan]

Yeah.

[Maddie Akupd]

For. Is it?

[Joe Rogan]

Yeah, I don't know. Some new rodent they just found, like Indonesia or something.

[Maddie Akupd]

Really?

[Joe Rogan]

Yeah. So it's like. It looks like a. Like a guinea pig. And it's got a long furry tail. Look in the drudge Report.

[Maddie Akupd]

Wow. All right.

[Chuck Arting]

The real thing that we have out here is a jackalope.

[Joe Rogan]

What is that?

[Chuck Arting]

It's a cross between a jackrabbit and an antelope. It's a rabbit with horns.

[Joe Rogan]

Really nice.

[Chuck Arting]

They have them here in Wyoming and Arizona.

[Maddie Akupd]

Making that up too.

[Joe Rogan]

It's people looking that up online right now.

[Chuck Arting]

I had on cabbage. Have you heard of the Cabot?

[Maddie Akupd]

No.

[Chuck Arting]

The cat and rabbit.

[Joe Rogan]

Well, that makes sense.

[Chuck Arting]

It's on the Internet.

[Maddie Akupd]

Some cat and rabbit together. That is sexy. Scre. I want to watch that go down. I want to see this new rodent. It's on the Drudge Report. We can't find it.

[Joe Rogan]

We'll find it.

[Maddie Akupd]

Not yet, but that's pretty cool.

[Joe Rogan]

Gotta kill a pop up window, man.

[Maddie Akupd]

Yeah, the pop up windows. That's all we got.

[Chuck Arting]

You got the cut?

[Maddie Akupd]

We just got the cut.

[Joe Rogan]

Heather. The heavy Heather came in. Well, thank you for having me on.

[Maddie Akupd]

Not a problem.

[Joe Rogan]

Like I said at the 10pm Prov all week, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. But Friday and Saturday if you want to heckle and get on the DVD and. No, don't do that. I'm just kidding.

[Maddie Akupd]

And don't Friday night, please. And there's a brand new, brand new 20 minute chunk in Joe's act of limo driver jokes. Jack is fantastic.

[Joe Rogan]

The limo driver jokes, limo drivers, Jackalopes and station managers who open the door and have massive conversations for you on the radio. Come on.

[Maddie Akupd]

He's old. He can't even hear us.

[Joe Rogan]

He didn't even know.

[Maddie Akupd]

There you go. You can see Joe Rogan 24 hours a day on every channel, on every station ever. Satellite, cable, doesn't matter what you got. Thanks for coming back.

[Joe Rogan]

Thank you, thank you. Appreciate it.

[Maddie Akupd]

Joe Rogan right there. Holla. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station.

[John Holmberg]

He said fully erect 98.

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