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The JUSTICE FOR MATHYS agenda gets a boost, then takes a hit. Billie and Lauren do their very best to talk Rosa off a ledge, and almost succeed. Madders is back and has already done more for the club in 24 hours than nearly everyone else combined. But WHAT will it take to get a win at this cursed stadium??? We celebrate Spurs Women’s end of the season awards, while looking askance at their increasingly surreal comms strategy. One day without chaos. Will never happen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Was the hero we needed…everyone? Ash, Lauren and Rosa discuss not just another win, but an actually impressive performance from a team playing actual football. (And thank you for your service, Unai.) We also bid a sad and unwanted farewell to our captain, leader, legend Bethany England. Martin, your plans had better work. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We did it! We won a game of league football in 2026! But at what cost? Three points better off but two (more) players down as the psychological torture that is the 2025/26 season continues. The women stopped the rot at the stadium as our faith in Martin is restored (pending information about Beth England’s future). Plus! Billie and Lauren saw the Michael Jackson movie and they, like everyone else, have THOUGHTS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Signs of life, or a reanimated corpse? Lauren and Rosa try to process the trauma of having that longed-for win (and the joy of THAT Xavi goal) snatched from them at, not coincidentally, the death. Walk with us as we descend ever deeper into the bowels of hell. If a miracle is coming to save us, please let it be soon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

So…that’s probably that, then? Bye and thanks for nothing, Tottenham Hotspur. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s official: Roberto De Zerbi is the new Tottenham manager, and we’ll just have to make the best of it. Alas, we also need that energy for Spurs Women after their FA Cup exit at Chelsea. We’ll beat them one day. Probably. Surely?? At least Lauren and Rosa can celebrate watching the same show at the same time now that The Pitt is finally - FINALLY - on British telly. We take the wins wherever we can find them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

More managers than home league wins. It’s the end of the Tudor era - but is it the beginning of a new reign of terror? Ash, Lauren and Rosa get into it about Roberto De Zerbi - all of it. Elsewhere, another miserable away NLD for the women and a bad moment for Martin Ho. At least Ash and Lauren might have Jamaica to cheer on in the World Cup? 🙏 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The week that Tottenham fans showed up…but no one else did. The HG crew rank their levels of existential despair after that terrible performance, and wonder where we go from here. Are they really going to hire someone called ADOLF - or someone even worse? Spurs Women offer a glimmer of hope after their latest Bunny Shaw ordeal with the genuine thrill of a new Olivia Holdt contract. Plus! Find out where we all stand on the biggest issue of the day: Jorginho vs Chappell Roan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Monday morning without a side of existential dread! What a concept. Tottenham showed some fight - at long last - to earn a point at Anfield. A draw has never felt more like a win. Meanwhile, the stadium curse has fully infected the women’s team as they fell to Everton, in a game we’ve all seen approx 1678 times before. Plus! Timmy C has the most Marty Supreme, and therefore the most COYS, Oscars night ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Five goals conceded. Two concussed players. One generationally catastrophic goalkeeping performance. Just another regular week of Tottenham Hotspur. THANK GOD the women are back. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices