Firewalker, another of Chuck Norris' many collaborations with Cannon Films, is exactly what you'd expect from a low budget Indiana Jones ripoff.

The script is bad, the plot is ludicrous, and we never even get to see what the bad guy intends to do with his desired magical abilities.

Despite all that, Firewalker does have its charms—most of which lie heavily on the back of Louis Gossett Jr. Predictably, in a film with Norris as its lead, emotive acting is in short supply.

Without Gossett as his sidekick, Leo, and John Rhys-Davies doing a bizarre Foghorn Leghorn accent, this movie would've been quite the slog.

Now, sit back, perform the last rites with a Seeing Colors from Mad Tree Brewing, and be wary of El Coyote! The Thunderous Wizard, Chumpzilla, and Bling Blake are scouring Mexico for ancient Aztec gold!

This Week’s Segments:

Introduction/Plot Breakdown – A pair of down-and-out fortune hunters cash in on high adventure!
Lingering Questions – What exactly does the titular Firewalker do? (32:57)
The "Fruitcake" Trivia Challenge – Bling Blake challenges the field to trivia about the movie. (48:22)
Recommendations – We offer our picks for the week and next up: We conclude our Hops and Kicking Jeans Flops series with Expendables 2! (59:40)

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