There are many things under siege in Under Siege 2: Dark Territory—the audience, Steven Seagal’s credibility as a tough guy, his belt, and the statutory laws of wherever they filmed.

None of those equate to an entertaining action movie, nor should they describe the sequel to a pretty solid film of the genre.

Yes, this movie sucks. But, it did essentially end the silly notion that Seagal was anything more than the blowhard that he actually was. We can all thank it for that, at least.

Now, sit back, chop open an Oatmeal Porter from Highland Brewing, and hack that Apple Newton! The Thunderous Wizard, Chumpzilla, and Bling Blake are knife fighting terrorists on a runaway train!

This Week’s Segments:

Introduction/Plot Breakdown – Last time he rocked the boat. This time the sky's the limit!
Lingering Questions – Was any of the action in this action movie up to snuff? (31:58)
The "Hero Shit" Trivia Challenge – Chumpzilla challenges the field to trivia about the movie. (44:34)
Recommendations – We offer our picks for the week and next up: We continue our Try Hard Flops series with Die Hard at a prep school, Toy Soldiers! (56:11)

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