
If you love The Room, Samurai Cop, & Birdemic, then you won't want to miss the 1993 self-funded indie action-drama Champagne & Bullets (aka GetEven aka Road to Revenge), written/directed/starring visionary John De Hart and based on a true story. LIVE from Portland, Jessica St. Clair brings the rizz as she helps Paul and Jason discuss the amazing Shimmy Slide, all the uncomfortable nude scenes, the black belt poodle, the baby sacrifice cult, the leather and cowboy outfits, bizarre music choices, and so much more.
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Listen up you better take your piss stop and protect your human babies cause Satan is loose oh yeah and remember to be or not to be. We saw champagne and bullets so you know what that means or maybe see a burlesque show with Nick Crow and take a bubble speed to hitting cruise control J man big Paul in the beautiful jewel gonna take you from the groove all the way to the room ran against the street fighter help to blow off steam just a sucker punch.
Jason Mantzoukas
The eye light for Timothy green sharp middle bird demonic how we staying alive.
Paul Scheer
They calling them your badass and he's on the line cranking 88 minutes cause they cool as ice cause the bad gym funny looking kind of nice Paul is June getting literal Jason is getting laid June is making sure all the monkey shots in the PA they catch a bunch of Movies while they making the grade. Here's a real question for you. How did this get made?
Jason Mantzoukas
Hello people of Earth and hello people of Portland.
Paul Scheer
We are on our final tour stop of the Beefcake Tour. That's right. We originally came out on the road as the Doppelganger Tour. But due to our selection of films, it has become the Beefcake Tour. And tonight, well, well, well. We are talking about what some people call the worst movie ever made. You might have watched Champagne and Bullets, you might have watched Road to Revenge, and some of you might have watched Get Even. Interesting. A smattering of applause for each one. Here's what I'll say. Champagne and Bullets is the version that you probably should watch if you like excessive nudity. Get Even is the one that you should watch if you like a more violent death of your main bad guy. Wait, what? He made it more violent and then towed it down? Yes, we'll get into all the nitty gritty of how each version is different, but let's just break down what this movie is. Okay. This movie, according to IMDb says two cops are fired after being set up by the corrupt boss who then gets appointed as a judge, but secretly heads a satanic cult. After his wife is killed by the cult, one of the cops is determined to bring the cult down. IMDb does not fuck around with their synopsises, they just straight out spoil the movie. The wife gets killed with 20 minutes left of the film. This movie was self funded. This movie was released in 1993. Reshoots happened after. Well, again, we'll talk about it. It's the first time I can tell you though we found out some information about the director, the writer, the producer, the lead actor and the musician of the film. John de Hart from LinkedIn. Yes, according to LinkedIn, he is the CEO of production company. He is an actor, he's a singer, he's a writer, he's a producer. He is a licensed attorney. He is a real estate broker and a building contractor. And in his own words, good at all of the above. That is what we know. He is still alive. And he does say that he has a script for Champagne and Bullets too. But he won't make it because you all think it's funny and it was made as a serious fucking film. He also says he won't make it because Cindy has passed. So he does not want to. Does not want to make a movie without her because, you know, then he can't convince somebody else to get naked for 90% of the movie. It's a very hard job as you get older and older. I don't know what to say about this movie. I was afraid of it, then I fell in love with it. And then it's left me with this. Like this. I'm in it. I'm still in it. To this moment. I'm like, what did I watch? I don't know. We're gonna break it down here tonight, but first let me introduce my co host. Please welcome to the stage, Mr. Jason Mantzouk. Up jerks.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes. Portland. Let's go, let's go. It ends here tonight. Last night of the tour. We'll all be dead before dawn.
Paul Scheer
Jason June often says this, and I think about it a lot. We've been doing this show for a very long time.
Jason Mantzoukas
A shatteringly long time.
Paul Scheer
I have never heard of this movie.
Jason Mantzoukas
0.0Knowledge of this masterpiece. I mean, what did I watch?
Paul Scheer
This movie was given to me by Michael Weber, a great screenwriter, wrote 5artist. What? Yes. Disaster artist. Yes, he has. He is a great. He's recommended two movies. He uses his movie selection very sparingly. Yes. Giorgio the Pavarotti movie gave us that.
Jason Mantzoukas
Incredible.
Paul Scheer
Then right before the tour, he goes, I think I got one for you. Champagne.
Jason Mantzoukas
I think I got one. Here's the thing, Weber, if you're listening, you know you got one for us.
Jessica St. Clair
Wow.
Paul Scheer
This was a gift. It was the last film that we picked and we called an audible in the middle of the tour, like, fuck it. And Champagne and Bullets is going to Portland.
Jason Mantzoukas
You're welcome. You're welcome. I have never. This is a Pantheon movie for me. This is one of those ones that I know when I open my app, my notes are just chaos.
Paul Scheer
I absolutely went bonkers for this film on the flight today.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, I want you to.
Paul Scheer
Because you told me it was.
Jason Mantzoukas
You told me there was nudity in the movie. I started it on the same flight. And in my head I said, paul said, there's nudity. The minute there's nudity, I'll switch it to something else. Five minutes. Less than five minutes. I was like, wow, this movie is incredible. I need to wait to enjoy it in the comfort of my own hotel room.
Paul Scheer
It never stopped. I just fast forwarded. I was like, ding, ding. 10 seconds. 10 seconds. Like, I hit 10 seconds so many times. Like, still.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, the bathtub scene is, I believe, 13 minutes long.
Paul Scheer
I was like, it's.
Jason Mantzoukas
Get her out here. We got it, we got it, we got it.
Paul Scheer
And now our next co host, who has been so gracious to join us on this Tour. She is the co host of the Deep Dive podcast. She is the author of a book to help you small talk better. Please welcome to the stage Jessica St. Clair.
Jessica St. Clair
Hi, guys. Yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
Be careful you didn't stretch.
Paul Scheer
Yes, I will say, Jess, knowing that you were watching this today brought me joy because I was like, I cannot wait just to hear where you're at with this.
Jason Mantzoukas
I would love this film. Yeah. I want to know every one of your thoughts about this movie and what you maybe even can imagine its plot is.
Jessica St. Clair
This is what I'll tell you. Paul starts apologizing for this movie about five days ago. He's like, the movie, it's got some weird themes. And I'm like, what kind of weird themes? He's like, I'm going to look for a different version for you.
Paul Scheer
And I'm like, I did send Jess a different version.
Jessica St. Clair
He's like, this has a little less.
Jason Mantzoukas
You know, it's funny, you treat Jess like your dad treated you, creating a version of the movie that's safe for her to interact with.
Jessica St. Clair
So I'm like, well, surely this version. Get Even is gotta be nothing. No naughty bits. What was the original like?
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh.
Jessica St. Clair
Cause this is so fucked up. Get Even was so fucked up.
Jason Mantzoukas
Okay. Champagne and Bullets is. I'm gonna. I didn't watch the version you watched. I'm gonna guess it's 100 times more fucked up based simply on the absolute insanity that I saw put too cellular.
Paul Scheer
I have all the differences. I'll just give you this. So Champagne and bullets runs 99 minutes. Road to revenge 75. Get even 90. So our.
Jessica St. Clair
I would've rather the shorter one, you know.
Paul Scheer
Well, the Road to Revenge was hard to find. Although some of you found is. I mean, Get Even is the one that most people have watched. Oh, okay. Champagne and Bullets is like the newest.
Jessica St. Clair
I see an uncut version.
Paul Scheer
Yes.
Jason Mantzoukas
What do you mean, the new.
Paul Scheer
All right, so is new.
Jessica St. Clair
This.
Paul Scheer
This film was originally edited as Champagne and bullets in 16 millimeter, but never released. Okay.
Jason Mantzoukas
This. This movie definitely feels like something that would be played at a bachelor party in the 80s, I guess, right?
Paul Scheer
Unlike the two other cuts, this one contains the full Shakespeare soliloquy.
Jason Mantzoukas
Holy shit.
Paul Scheer
What?
Jason Mantzoukas
I watched that.
Paul Scheer
I watched that.
Jason Mantzoukas
And it's. It is. It is mad. Inducing.
Paul Scheer
It is wild. It also has, as Jason already referenced, the full bathtub.
Jason Mantzoukas
The bathtub scene. I'm not kidding. The bathtub scene is easily 13 minutes long, but it felt.
Jessica St. Clair
The one that I watched felt like it was 36.
Jason Mantzoukas
Six hours long. I believe that the movie is simply a sales device for an album of absolutely incredible songs.
Jessica St. Clair
Oh, man.
Jason Mantzoukas
The gift, the true gift of this movie are these songs.
Paul Scheer
Now, now, Jason, here's what Jess saw that we didn't see. Okay? This is the most notorious cut. It has more comic relief with John's lost soul, Pinky, the black belt poodle.
Jessica St. Clair
Okay, wait, there was. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. There's one. One scene with a poodle.
Paul Scheer
Yep. Okay, wait.
Jessica St. Clair
And I did write down, this poodle has more talent than anyone in this film.
Jason Mantzoukas
Whoa.
Jessica St. Clair
This poodle's jumping off the screen. I mean, really?
Jason Mantzoukas
Okay, so it also.
Jessica St. Clair
But it didn't come back.
Paul Scheer
No, no poodle.
Jason Mantzoukas
I didn't see any poodle.
Paul Scheer
I got a lot of poodle clips we can watch.
Jessica St. Clair
Had. I dissociated when I got done watching this movie, I was so fucked up that I was in, like, a dissociative state. I ate a giant. A king size Snickers. And then I just started scrolling and I searched Sorority rush videos on TikTok. And I watched it for like an hour and a half. And my husband.
Jason Mantzoukas
Did you think that was the movie?
Jessica St. Clair
I thought that was the only thing I thought could. Could. Could, like, wash it out, offset it or wash it out.
Jason Mantzoukas
You. You. This is the thing. This movie has invaded our mind, changes you. And there are. It is antibiotic resistant. We will have this movie forever. It's in all of us.
Jessica St. Clair
It's in.
Jason Mantzoukas
This is an it follows scenario. No, it's just here.
Paul Scheer
Now, I will say one other thing. Get even. The version that Jess watched also includes a martial arts sequence that was shot in 2007.
Jessica St. Clair
You guys. What?
Jason Mantzoukas
That's 20 years later. And when you had Rick in it.
Jessica St. Clair
Okay. Yes. And what is so crazy. What's so crazy is 20 years later, you think, oh, has he aged a lot? He seems just as weak.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes.
Jessica St. Clair
20 years later, he's just like. I mean, swiping at the back.
Paul Scheer
He was 49 or 50 years old at the time of filming.
Jason Mantzoukas
A very cool age. Yes, very cool age.
Jessica St. Clair
Very sexual.
Jason Mantzoukas
And he was a few years older. That would be cool, too.
Jessica St. Clair
Yeah. It would be prime of his life.
Paul Scheer
And he was 65 for the reshoots.
Jason Mantzoukas
We can all agree that's gross.
Paul Scheer
Now, I will also point out that his Love interest was 34 at the time. Now, the other thing I will say, and the biggest difference, the biggest difference between champagne and bullets and Get Even is the end death of the bad guy.
Jessica St. Clair
Can I understand something? Who is releasing these new versions? Is anybody Asking for it.
Paul Scheer
I will show you. It is John de Hart. John DeHart. There he is.
Jessica St. Clair
Divorce quick. You can get a quick divorce from him.
Paul Scheer
He does everything.
Jessica St. Clair
He's a straight up lawyer. I have to say, hearing that, I'm like, good for him. Like, this guy has. He's got conf. He's got Riz. He's got Riz.
Paul Scheer
Well, I do want you to look at this. When someone tried to troll John De Hart lawyer on his website, this is what you get back. This is a picture, too. Chad Brooks writes, I once got double crossed by my boss, who was secretly the head of a satanic cult, and I needed some help. John knew how to handle it. He's also a great singer. And John de Hart writes back, profoundly intuitive.
Jessica St. Clair
Chad, I love this guy.
Jason Mantzoukas
He gets it.
Jessica St. Clair
He does get it. He gets it in that he doesn't get it. And he doesn't give a fuck.
Jason Mantzoukas
He doesn't give a fuck. He's tucking that sweat jacket into the sweatpants.
Jessica St. Clair
He's.
Jason Mantzoukas
Everything gets tucked in.
Jessica St. Clair
He got married in a white track seat.
Paul Scheer
What that is, you gotta get married.
Jessica St. Clair
He's got Riz.
Jason Mantzoukas
I mean, there's just too many notes. I do this thing now where I dictate the notes, and it's absolutely. I'm looking at them. They are chaos. They are chaos.
Jessica St. Clair
Even if you didn't. I wrote them down. Mine make no sense.
Paul Scheer
Oh, I mean, I'm writing. I was writing down. I was like, I think I have to stop at a certain point. But the opening sequence, when three cops surround, like, a small trailer, and they're like, oh, fuck, we're outnumbered. No, you're not. Yeah, you're exactly numbered.
Jessica St. Clair
They're also wearing. They're also wearing silk black jackets that look like they're the pink ladies from Greece that say lapd. And they're like, take cover. They're literally walking in, like, plain sight up to the trailer.
Jason Mantzoukas
They're not hidden at all.
Paul Scheer
My favorite thing is that their boss, I believe his name is Normad, their boss is wearing transition lenses on his sunglasses.
Jason Mantzoukas
So the whole movie, he's wearing them in the courtroom.
Paul Scheer
And it was shocking because at first you're like, oh, he's a cop. He's wearing the dark glasses. And then after. After Huck gets shot, regular glasses. I'm like, oh, I don't want to see this guy's eyes.
Jessica St. Clair
Yeah, my dad has those transition shades. And it really upsets people. It upsets people to just see you in sunglasses and then not.
Paul Scheer
Yeah, it's Too shocking.
Jessica St. Clair
You can't trust a man.
Paul Scheer
No. And by the way, great storytelling. You understand right away, don't trust me.
Jason Mantzoukas
Man is untrustworthy. Untrustworthy. And yet somehow he becomes a judge.
Paul Scheer
A judge.
Jessica St. Clair
What is that Trip voted? Well, obviously John de Hart. Oh, he must know he did it. I mean, he became from actor to.
Jason Mantzoukas
Lawyer that he could become a judge.
Paul Scheer
I believe he was a lawyer who became an actor and then stayed a lawyer.
Jason Mantzoukas
And I love that she's. When Cindy comes back. Cindy, right, Cindy. When Cindy comes back, she's like, are you still an actor? He said, I'm trying to audition. I'm like, still. He's acting as if he's like 29 in the movie.
Paul Scheer
He is a police. There's one line in the movie where Cindy goes back to her parents house. The parents want to reject her because she's been in a satanic cult. And you know, and she's like, you know, like, I'm not letting that guy in there. And he goes, dad, he was a cop and now he drives a limo. I'm like, that's not.
Jessica St. Clair
That is a. That's a bad trajectory.
Jason Mantzoukas
I just want to get this out straight away, right now, okay? Cindy is part of a cult that kills a human baby. There is no coming back from that.
Jessica St. Clair
But he keeps saying to her, it's.
Jason Mantzoukas
Fine, don't worry, we're going to work through it.
Jessica St. Clair
It's okay.
Jason Mantzoukas
You'll get past it. It's fine.
Jessica St. Clair
He can't get past it.
Jason Mantzoukas
He doesn't register an ounce of shock.
Paul Scheer
He has no reaction to it. And she, you see it in flashback. And then she goes, a human.
Jason Mantzoukas
A human baby. Also, the movie doesn't understand film language at all. We see the whole thing in flashback.
Jessica St. Clair
We know it's a human baby.
Jason Mantzoukas
The movie doesn't act like that's her telling him. She tells him that story out loud. When we come back from the flashback, I was like, that's not how we do this.
Paul Scheer
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Jessica St. Clair
This really did haunt me. It makes me feel sick. It's so crazy about the other night.
Jason Mantzoukas
Those guys in the bar. He loves a hard tug.
Jessica St. Clair
They're members of a cult. Devil worshipers. The crowd I got into, they. They started getting involved in a coven. I just kind of fell into it.
Paul Scheer
Now that's acting.
Jessica St. Clair
I just love her to put on a bra.
Jason Mantzoukas
You want to put her in a bra?
Jessica St. Clair
I do.
Jason Mantzoukas
Interesting.
Jessica St. Clair
Her. And something a little more supportive.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, there's the baby.
Paul Scheer
We need to find that child.
Jessica St. Clair
Go with Satan. This isn't right. Who put their baby in this movie?
Jason Mantzoukas
Satan lives. Oh, the baby. I wish I could hold that baby. I'll save you.
Paul Scheer
I love that the Altar just has 666.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah.
Paul Scheer
Very, very much like we went to party city, got some 666. The upside down. Oh, I guess it's an upside down cross. All right. So there it is. All right, so this is the satanic cult. And I will say that Cindy does jump out and say, stop. That's a. That's.
Jason Mantzoukas
That's a very late cat after this.
Jessica St. Clair
Yeah. She waits for that baby to get all the way to the altar before she says anything.
Jason Mantzoukas
She's part of this infanticide for 100%.
Jessica St. Clair
And you don't bounce back from it.
Paul Scheer
You just don't. You said like, you know who. You know who might put their baby up for this role? Like, hey, we're casting for a baby to be murdered? And somebody's like, oh, we'll give it to John. He's a good lawyer. We'll give him our baby. I'll tell you one person he didn't cast as his love interest, which is his girlfriend.
Jessica St. Clair
Who was his girlfriend?
Paul Scheer
The nun.
Jessica St. Clair
And God bless.
Paul Scheer
And John. And John did say. Oh, no, John did say that when she saw the bathtub scene, she broke up with him.
Jessica St. Clair
This guy is a hero. He is America's hero.
Jason Mantzoukas
I mean, what. The ball's on this boss move.
Jessica St. Clair
The ball's on this guy.
Jason Mantzoukas
She doesn't even know it's in there. She had to see what the. I mean, like, he did it. What Respect.
Paul Scheer
Yeah. So, you know, look.
Jessica St. Clair
Wow.
Jason Mantzoukas
And that.
Jessica St. Clair
And put that poor nun. She was as bad as actor as. As he.
Paul Scheer
Oh, I mean, that was a rough, if not worse.
Jessica St. Clair
That was a rust. And but you know what? It makes sense because you're thinking to yourself, jesus, why is this nun even in this movie? And why are they giving us such a long scene with her when the.
Paul Scheer
Nun goes, but you have to drive me back to the hospital. He's at his dead wife's grave.
Jessica St. Clair
He said, I'd rather spend a little time with Cindy.
Jason Mantzoukas
Well, she's bringing him to see. Spoiler alert, his dead wife is alive.
Jessica St. Clair
How humiliating is that?
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, man.
Jessica St. Clair
She has to deliver her boyfriend to Cindy in those boobs.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes.
Jessica St. Clair
Not knowing that they just earlier that morning Shot a 16 hour soap fest.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah. Oh, my God. She.
Jessica St. Clair
Okay, you.
Jason Mantzoukas
Here's a little PSA for everybody. You can't. In water like that. That's full of that soapy.
Jessica St. Clair
That ph. She's going to get.
Jason Mantzoukas
She's getting a UTI that's going to last a month. Big time, my guy. You're an idiot.
Jessica St. Clair
Big time.
Paul Scheer
Now I will say who came up with the plan to fake Cindy's death. Was it the EMT drivers?
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes. Yes. She says she woke up in the ambulance and they take her away to protect her life. So that the bad guys in the satanic cult think she's dead. Think she's dead.
Paul Scheer
But now.
Jessica St. Clair
But who was working behind the scenes to help protect her? We never really tell me. They wouldn't. They wouldn't let me tell you.
Paul Scheer
And he did no research himself. That means he never identified her body. Nope. As her husband, that's a given. Like, he went through a lot. By the way, this whole movie probably takes place in eight days.
Jessica St. Clair
Yeah.
Paul Scheer
He meets his ex girlfriend and he.
Jason Mantzoukas
Has like, easily 14, all leather outfits in the course of that eight days, at least.
Paul Scheer
I mean, I just want to get. I want to get into all of it.
Jason Mantzoukas
We haven't talked. We have.
Paul Scheer
Any of it.
Jason Mantzoukas
Talked about Huck Finley at all. Which is.
Jessica St. Clair
To be honest, that character disturbed me more.
Jason Mantzoukas
That character. I felt like that that is the point of view character for the movie.
Jessica St. Clair
Yes.
Jason Mantzoukas
It felt to me like the movie only makes sense if it's taking place in his mind.
Jessica St. Clair
Agreed.
Jason Mantzoukas
In his broken, broken mind.
Jessica St. Clair
And I felt like. I don't know if the actor was losing his mind throughout the filming, but it felt. There was a lot of improv going on, moment to moment. I felt like he thought he was in a David Mamet play.
Jason Mantzoukas
I think he, you know, I think he thought he was Dennis Hopper in Apocalypse Now.
Jessica St. Clair
Yes.
Paul Scheer
I mean, there are moments when John is watching him and it looks like he's smiling, like, oh, this is going to be good. Like that whole scene where he's like.
Jason Mantzoukas
You don't know Hamlet.
Paul Scheer
You don't know Hamlet. And John's like, who? And then he's like, I'm so mad at you.
Jason Mantzoukas
I'm like, tell him the thing that Hamlet wrote. What?
Paul Scheer
By the way, the fact that John de Hart is auditioning with his to be or not to be monologue which has a cut in it. Right. One of the benefits of that monologue is no cutting. Right. Like.
Jason Mantzoukas
Well, also, the cut is to just a slightly different angle of himself. The movie doesn't understand the idea of coverage. So there are multiple scenes in which the person talking isn't shown. But because they've not shot that, like.
Jessica St. Clair
In the waiter, when the waiter comes, they're having a whole conversation with somebody you never see.
Jason Mantzoukas
What about the scene. What about the scene where in the foreground, all you hear is someone pushing phone buttons as if. As if someone's holding up a receiver to the microphone? There's so many. The mix is so crazy in this movie. There are four. The foregrounded scene stuff is always the. The soundtrack.
Jessica St. Clair
Yes.
Jason Mantzoukas
And the ambient foley work. The crunch scene, chewing.
Jessica St. Clair
I don't know if it's foley work either. Like the fountain, which I also had a feeling that they shot all of this in like a sad apartment building. Like an empty apartment building, Mexican restaurant. And then they just put a fountain in there.
Jason Mantzoukas
You're telling me a judge. His office is a windowless, artless, nothing of a box.
Paul Scheer
I believe that every room in John's house was used for this movie.
Jessica St. Clair
Yeah.
Paul Scheer
I mean that bar is not a bar. That is his garage. And he clearly collects video games.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes.
Paul Scheer
Because that's 1993. He's got old ass video games. You never see the other side of the bar. And then later on when they're at another place, I'm like, oh, that's just the bar.
Jessica St. Clair
That's the bar. Again, can we talk about why first of all, that they're wearing cowboy outfits. Cuz I. And I don't see anybody say I'm fixing to have you a drink or get you a drink.
Paul Scheer
By the way, when they revealed that there was la, I was like, huh?
Jason Mantzoukas
I was. I found it. I found it thrilling.
Jessica St. Clair
It was.
Jason Mantzoukas
I found it thrilling to be like, why are they doing cowboy? Why? And then when everybody in the bar begs him to sing and then he sings, I'm gonna say a seven minute song. And I'm not kidding. He looked with panic in his eyes. He looks like someone wants a performance that is transcendent. That is better than Whitney Houston singing of the national anthem. It's absolutely transporting.
Jessica St. Clair
And his neck and his head are moving as one column. He's. He's so uncomfortable. I've never met it seen a man more uncomfortable in his own body.
Paul Scheer
And it's clearly a song that he has written that he knows the words to. But it feels like someone's like if you fuck up one word of this song that you don't know any of the words to. We will kill a human baby.
Jason Mantzoukas
This was the moment. This was the moment where I most felt like this was a Will Forte character.
Jessica St. Clair
Yes. Yes.
Jason Mantzoukas
Like this is some sort of cut scene from MacGruber, right?
Jessica St. Clair
Yes.
Paul Scheer
Let's watch. Clip one. The Shimmy Shimmy shake.
Jessica St. Clair
Wow.
Paul Scheer
Or sorry. The shimmy slide.
Jason Mantzoukas
The shimmy slide. Okay.
Jessica St. Clair
Cindy's mom is also an unsubscribe.
Jason Mantzoukas
Okay, can we pause for a second? Can we pause for a second? Cindy's mom wears that Outfit only she wears that outfit to her daughter's funeral, I believe.
Jessica St. Clair
Also, who goes to a bar where there's just full nudity? Women dancing with their mom.
Jason Mantzoukas
Wait, hold on. But wait, she's a child there.
Paul Scheer
Hold on. Just think about when you hear the Shimmy Slide. You want to take off all your clothes like that. That is a song that makes you go hot. Now this mom has my best. My. One of my favorite lines of the whole movie. She goes. She was off. I'll be right back. I got a lot of things going on.
Jessica St. Clair
Yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
And you know, she's just gonna come.
Paul Scheer
Right back in in 35 seconds.
Jason Mantzoukas
I believe her, though. I believe she's busy.
Jessica St. Clair
Yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
What does she got going on?
Paul Scheer
All right, so here is the shimmy side. Here we go.
Jason Mantzoukas
Different location.
Paul Scheer
Goblet of wine, two big.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, my God. I mean, this leather is next level.
Paul Scheer
That fireplace is in his living room.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah. Yes.
Jessica St. Clair
Totally.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes.
Paul Scheer
Proving too much stomping for some more.
Jason Mantzoukas
That's when my eyes kick.
Jessica St. Clair
So scared. It's his movie. He's so scared to be in his own movie.
Paul Scheer
In his mind, this was gonna be the, like Ghostbusters we're gonna call. Like, this was going to be the thing.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, yeah. And they have a whole dance that goes with it. It was going to sweep the nation, by the way. The song is a banger. The song. I mean, I would kill for somebody to do a cover of this. Please let Chapel Ron do a cover of this song.
Paul Scheer
He is mystified the Shimmy Slide did not become a huge hit. He has said that now.
Jessica St. Clair
But, but, but the joke is on us.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes.
Jessica St. Clair
Because on YouTube, people are obsessed with the Shimmy Slide. He has won.
Jason Mantzoukas
Well, he has won. As he should.
Jessica St. Clair
Yes, I agree.
Paul Scheer
He should.
Jason Mantzoukas
This is what we deserve, America. This. We did this to ourselves. Right. This whole tour has been somehow about the manosphere, I believe, and toxic masculinity.
Jessica St. Clair
Yeah.
Paul Scheer
I do want to bring up this thing because this is great. During this scene, John is up on pain meds because his back was so seized up. It was actually throughout of most of production.
Jessica St. Clair
That makes sense why he can't move.
Jason Mantzoukas
I get it now. Now I feel bad. As someone who has also experienced lower back pain. I understand. So now I feel bad.
Paul Scheer
But. No, but I mean, then don't shoot this. He looks like he is fogged up on pain meds like that. Like, of course he's scared out of his mind. He doesn't know where he is and he's directing himself. I got to get. I'M I'm making this movie. Well, I'm just directing it, right? No, you're acting it too. What?
Jason Mantzoukas
Red dots about to appear on his forehead.
Paul Scheer
Yeah, I just imagine him like I imagine him waking up. John, you got to get the set. What set? I'm a lawyer. No, you're directing a movie.
Jason Mantzoukas
You have to go to set downstairs. Yeah, set. You have to go to set down in the basement.
Jessica St. Clair
Craft service is already set up. John, get up.
Paul Scheer
Well, at least I'm only directing it. No, no, you're acting in it too. Wait, what?
Jason Mantzoukas
At least I'm not singing all the songs. You are singing all the songs in real time.
Jessica St. Clair
Well, I honestly would believe that they had a boombox playing the soundtrack while they acted.
Jason Mantzoukas
100%. Yes. And the performances are better for it. I will fuck to this soundtrack. Mark my words, Portland. And I want you to too, tonight. I demand that Portland fuck to this music.
Jessica St. Clair
Oh, God.
Paul Scheer
Now, Jason, though, when you fuck, when you finish fucking, you always say adiosi. Bela Lugosi.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah, I do, I do.
Paul Scheer
I.
Jason Mantzoukas
Can I just.
Paul Scheer
Another one.
Jason Mantzoukas
Cindy, your eyes are. They're incredible. They're still the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. Still. Still. I haven't seen more beautiful. Every one of his lines are so weird.
Jessica St. Clair
They're so weird.
Jason Mantzoukas
When he says the pleasure is all mine at the end of a scene that's not been the setup. It's wild.
Paul Scheer
All I want to talk about is the court scene in the beginning when these two guys are getting framed as drug addicts. There are words in here that I'm shocked by. The Normand or Normad. When Normad says they were in front of a panderer's vehicle with a myriad of paint on it. What?
Jason Mantzoukas
I believe that's like a. I believe that's like a van that's got like some art.
Paul Scheer
Just say it's got a.
Jason Mantzoukas
It's got like a Buffalo Bill van vibe.
Paul Scheer
And then.
Jason Mantzoukas
And then it rubs the lotion on its skin.
Paul Scheer
Well, we found out on this tour is that Jess is afraid of sound. So lamb.
Jason Mantzoukas
So do not specifically. That voice is apparently quite triggering.
Jessica St. Clair
We did this. We already did this.
Jason Mantzoukas
It came up organically.
Jessica St. Clair
No, it didn't.
Jason Mantzoukas
It came up organically.
Jessica St. Clair
Don't bring it back.
Jason Mantzoukas
It came up organically.
Paul Scheer
Now, the way that Normad describes them as drug addicts is so he's like. I saw him take his left hand and push it on his nostril, and then the right hand held.
Jessica St. Clair
He created a miniature straw.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes. Out of a matchbook. He Rolled a matchbook.
Jessica St. Clair
Sniff up the drugs. Why did we have to hear that monologue?
Paul Scheer
I mean, it was a monologue of, like, the slowest details. It was like. It was as if this movie was for the visually impaired. But it like, it was like, oh, he's walk. This is wonderful. He's walking us through the scene. But we don't need all that because he's testifying about cops to cops that.
Jessica St. Clair
All know what doing drugs are.
Paul Scheer
Yes.
Jason Mantzoukas
So there's no. It's. It makes no sense. And thank God, Right. I'm going to say this. In the first 15 or so minutes, I must have checked the runtime 10 times. Right. And was like, it's only been five minutes. It's only been 10 minutes.
Jessica St. Clair
Yes.
Jason Mantzoukas
And then this happened. And for the rest of the movie, I was like, I'm in, baby. When they bail Huck Finn out and that whole scene unfolds, and then our guy Rick tags it with, here's a quarter. Buy yourself a personality. I was like, I'm in. I don't know why. And the rest of the movie sailed by.
Jessica St. Clair
Yeah, I was.
Paul Scheer
Oh, best clip, too. Just let's watch that for a second. Sign right here. Man.
Jessica St. Clair
Now look, he's thinking about how he's.
Jason Mantzoukas
Going to say it, how he do.
Jessica St. Clair
He's like, man.
Jason Mantzoukas
Now here's Huck Finley. I just want to say one thing. Finny. Finny. From a personal observation that the accommodations here, they. I don't know, they just suck.
Paul Scheer
Just.
Jessica St. Clair
I feel really uncomfortable around him on the street.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, here's a quarter.
Paul Scheer
Buy yourself a personality.
Jessica St. Clair
And then they just hang on the.
Jason Mantzoukas
Back of the car and then they just wander out.
Paul Scheer
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Jason Mantzoukas
That is with him at each of his locations. It's at home with him. It's outside with him. It's wherever he is. That statue or whatever is with him.
Paul Scheer
I was shocked. And he's talking.
Jason Mantzoukas
He is.
Paul Scheer
From the. At first, we're like, okay, he's upset that Nomad has framed him.
Jessica St. Clair
Sure.
Paul Scheer
That's why he's a live wire. But then we realize, oh, he's not a live wire.
Jason Mantzoukas
I think because Norman. Norman first got him shot, right?
Jessica St. Clair
Didn't care because he didn't cover him. Although they were just in a field. There was no way, honestly, justice for Normad, because what could he do justice.
Jason Mantzoukas
For the guy that killed a baby? What are you talking. This is a Satanist who murdered him. This is how we got Trump. This is how we got a second Trump. Because you're rooting for Norman Normad.
Paul Scheer
Hey, look, when you run a satanic church, you gotta do some stuff.
Jason Mantzoukas
It's a church.
Jessica St. Clair
I guess it is. And it provides community. But, yeah, he's pissed at Normad. Fine. But then what we're realizing is he. He is. Has a. It is like the heart of darkness. He's starting to lose it. He thinks everyone nailed his wife.
Paul Scheer
When he says that everybody. My wife is banging all my friends. Like, first of all, you're married. That has not been established. Nor we haven't you. It's hard to.
Jason Mantzoukas
I'm not rooting for this guy at all. He belongs in. In jail.
Jessica St. Clair
Yeah, no, he's in. He belongs in an insane asylum.
Jason Mantzoukas
But actually, that's true.
Jessica St. Clair
His scene with Alex, his wife is his ex.
Paul Scheer
Wife. I thought she was fantastic.
Jason Mantzoukas
She was great.
Jessica St. Clair
She's doing phenomenal beat moment to moment work. And I do feel like. I have a feeling that John had them all over to kind of workshop some of these scenes before they. Because they really felt like, lived in.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes.
Jessica St. Clair
Do you know what I mean?
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, yeah. It felt like they were really living with these characters.
Jessica St. Clair
Yeah, really living with the characters.
Jason Mantzoukas
Like Daniel Day Lewis becoming a cobbler.
Jessica St. Clair
Right. But why we have to cut in the middle of that fight to just a TV screen with static on it. And like, also, she's either she's standing in front of the TV or what, but there's shadow puppets on his face through the entire thing. The lighting of it. They would just set a light up and then just. Oh, let it rip.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yep. Oh, yeah.
Jessica St. Clair
Just one light.
Paul Scheer
Well, I mean, look, I think they have one microphone too. Because when the judge who is kicking them off of the force, he's miked when the camera's on him, far away. But when they're on the other ones, he is not mike.
Jason Mantzoukas
Correct.
Paul Scheer
So they didn't either. Did they not shoot both sides? I don't understand.
Jason Mantzoukas
No, they could not do any coverage, either audio or video whatsoever. The same thing happens with Benny, the waiter at the restaurant.
Jessica St. Clair
Yeah, poor.
Jason Mantzoukas
Wow.
Paul Scheer
Well, this is what I love about this. And I guess you can compare this movie to the room, right? Tommy Wiseau. And I think what I love about movies like this is it does also show how these men view themselves. Like, oh, I'm the guy they love. When I tell jokes, women want to fuck me.
Jessica St. Clair
The two jokes he tells in the restaurant are so disturbing.
Paul Scheer
I wrote it down.
Jason Mantzoukas
I mean.
Paul Scheer
Well, we have the scene. I mean, why not? This is a movie that we got to play scenes on clip three. So I got a position joke.
Jessica St. Clair
This is for sure. Shot in his breakfast nook in his. His house in Marina del Rey.
Paul Scheer
The doctor says, hey, you got a disrobe?
Jason Mantzoukas
She says, I'm very shy.
Paul Scheer
Can we turn the lights off?
Jason Mantzoukas
He says, okay. He turns the lights off.
Paul Scheer
She takes her clothes off and she.
Jason Mantzoukas
Says, doctor, where should I put them?
Paul Scheer
He says, right over here on top of my.
Jason Mantzoukas
I love that he referred to that in the setup as a position. I've got a position joke for you.
Paul Scheer
What?
Jason Mantzoukas
This guy with a duck. I don't think we classify jokes like this. Can I help you? The duck says, yeah, get this guy off my ass.
Jessica St. Clair
And then she has to laugh at it.
Paul Scheer
You always have a good job.
Jason Mantzoukas
Look it, she deserves an Academy Award.
Jessica St. Clair
She does.
Paul Scheer
I'M not kidding. She's amazing because she looks like she is in love with him. Here's what I love. After he tells that doctor joke, and I think it's after he tells the one about the duck, he goes, quite a profession.
Jason Mantzoukas
Incredible. Doctor's quite.
Paul Scheer
Quite a profession.
Jason Mantzoukas
He's got throwaway lines like that throughout that art church. Like, quite a.
Paul Scheer
Like, it's like. Well, you know, it's like. And it is a true story. Quite a profession.
Jason Mantzoukas
Here's. Here's the other one that he has that I was like my scrambled my brain. He goes, how about we drink to new beginnings? Let's hope they never end. Wait a minute. What now? Hang on. I'm going to. I really want to examine that. Let's hope new beginnings never end.
Jessica St. Clair
They have to.
Jason Mantzoukas
I think that if you're successful at this, it has. The beginning can't be persistent.
Paul Scheer
Well, but here's what I think. Midway through the movie, I wrote down, this isn't an action movie. This is a romance.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes.
Paul Scheer
This is a straight up.
Jason Mantzoukas
This is a love story.
Jessica St. Clair
It is. And you know, now I'm thinking about it, I actually think this pairing makes sense. Because if you are somebody who participated, even unwillingly, in the murder of a baby, who is going to take you in and. And accept you for that, not only.
Jason Mantzoukas
Take you in and accept you, but take you in and accept you immediately.
Jessica St. Clair
Right. Is a guy like this, this guy.
Jason Mantzoukas
He is unfazed when she says that they killed a human baby.
Jessica St. Clair
Right. So in a lot of ways, this May December romance makes a lot of sense.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah.
Paul Scheer
I was laughing at the guy named Scar, and I'll tell you why. You know, one guy's name's Snake, the other guy's name's Scar. Now, I assume that Scar got the Scar because he's a bad guy. He's done some stuff. When do you make that transition of the name? That's what I kept on thinking about. When do you become Scar? Is it like he was Ralph Scar? Well, but I'm saying, was he Ralph until that one bad fight?
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah, I think so, for sure.
Paul Scheer
And then, and then you go, like, don't call me Ralph anymore. Now I. I don't know why I went down. This movie opened my brain to thoughts I've never really had.
Jessica St. Clair
It's like doing acid. I really feel like we all did ketamine.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes.
Jessica St. Clair
And we're seeing and making connections that we weren't able to.
Jason Mantzoukas
I really went over there. I think it's interesting and what you're getting at is that every single character could be the lead of this movie, including Scar, including sideburns guy.
Paul Scheer
Well, I did do some research on Scar and I found out that he did do double duty as wardrobe.
Jason Mantzoukas
Incredible. So he sourced all the leather.
Jessica St. Clair
He also felt like, because scene to scene, his scars a little different. And I feel like. So like someone handed him like an eyeliner and said, have at it. You know, just try to make it like last night.
Paul Scheer
Just do it.
Jessica St. Clair
Sometimes it's, you know.
Paul Scheer
Well, these guys, I mean, these guys are. The thing I like about this movie too is like these guys, everyone's drinking a beer. Always.
Jessica St. Clair
Always.
Jason Mantzoukas
There's men.
Jessica St. Clair
That's what men do, right?
Jason Mantzoukas
Even the little kid at the strip club is drinking a beer. That little kid who calls, who narcs on the strip club. First of all, it's an arcade bar that. Then that.
Jessica St. Clair
Wait, why did they start stripping?
Jason Mantzoukas
Rick sings an eight minute country western song and then a woman comes out and strips. Now there's a child who's been drinking a beer. And the child who's been drinking a beer is outraged at the strip club.
Jessica St. Clair
As she should be.
Paul Scheer
But doesn't her mom borrow the food.
Jason Mantzoukas
Phone and calls the cops?
Paul Scheer
And doesn't her mom say, I've seen worse stuff in your bedroom?
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes.
Paul Scheer
Like what?
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes, what?
Paul Scheer
If you see, by the way, it reminds me that John, John de Hart, when he comes into that bar scene, that woman leaves, she goes, I got a lot of stuff going on. She leaves her beer there and he just takes a sip of her beer before his is brought to him by Huck, who says, beer, friend, beer. Like that's the other thing Huck is doing, like we said, improv out the ass. And I kind of love it.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, he's giving a performance that is at least keeping us like off balance and guessing because. Because Rick is, he's. His character is stoic. I think he thinks he's doing like a. A Clint Eastwood type of Dirty Harry kind of guy. But when in this whole scene leads up to the. The he sings the song, it's the strip club. The kid calls the cops, the bad guys show up. They try and capture and kidnap Cindy. Cindy and Huck and Rick beat the shit out of the guys clumsily.
Paul Scheer
Like a Six Flags stunt show. It's like Batman Forever Live every day, every 45 minutes.
Jessica St. Clair
They don't make any contact with the other person's body. The. The amount of women who are slapped should have upset me, but it didn't because they're never hurt. They're just like, slap. Don't do that. Slap. I said, I love you. Slap.
Paul Scheer
I mean, they say the word in this movie all the time.
Jessica St. Clair
Like, got that bitch in my men's studies class. For sure we're going to be studying this.
Jason Mantzoukas
We get at this point afterwards to the first Rick and Cindy sex scene, which I just want to read my stream of consciousness reaction to. Okay, this is how it occurred to me in the room earlier today, talking into my phone while watching. Okay, the first thing it says, please tell me there's a soundtrack for this on an app. Okay, Next, they are in real time undressing each other clumsily. She's biting his shoulder. Does his shirt never come off? He's doing the ice cube down the right leg thing. Seduction thing. Oh, wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this movie question mark now? It's like a Cinemax movie question mark, but worse. Somehow, inexplicably, that's what I. That's what me. Imagine you're in the room next door and you hear me screaming these words, stoned in my hotel room.
Jessica St. Clair
Poor, poor Cindy.
Paul Scheer
Watching her come in for a kiss, she did something I've never seen on screen before, which is open her mouth. She comes forward like, ah. Like Pac Man. Yes, chief, Pac Man.
Jessica St. Clair
Ready for it?
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah, she is. It is a wide. It's a wide berth.
Paul Scheer
But I will say she doesn't seem like whatever they have.
Jessica St. Clair
Like, I feel like I don't see the disgust that we should.
Paul Scheer
Right, exactly.
Jessica St. Clair
So either they did have some chemistry, which is disgusting.
Paul Scheer
Right.
Jessica St. Clair
Or she's the best actress in the world. Either way, justice and Cindy. She's fabulous.
Paul Scheer
By the way. I just saw in my notes after giving him all this props for the shimmy slide, he didn't write it.
Jason Mantzoukas
Who did? Is it a cover?
Paul Scheer
He said he bought the rights to it and put his voice on it. So maybe he really didn't know the lyrics.
Jason Mantzoukas
I love it. I love it. Absolutely fantastic. This movies. I really. I can't. I'm jumping ahead so much, but I can't recommend this movie enough because so much of what we are talking about, so many of the scenes are undone by music that is so present, so forward. In the Huck and his ex wife scene, it is as if someone has opened up the drum option in a Casio keyboard and is just doing this. It is abject chaos on the soundtrack in a way that is so crazy and wild that I would believe if an eighth grader had made it, you know, it felt.
Jessica St. Clair
Yeah, because we all got one of those keyboards. You know, your mother would be like, shut the up.
Jason Mantzoukas
Symbol, symbol, symbol. Bongo, bongo, bongo, bongo, bongo. Hi hat, hi hat, hi hat. Bass drum, snare drum. Bongo, bungo, bungo, bungo. That's what it is. The whole. We'll have them put it in right now so that you can hear it while you're listening to the podcast. How intrusive and competitive it is to have this level of nonsense drumming happening.
Paul Scheer
I, I, I love that scene because he goes, you didn't care when you were at the Beverly center, which is like a mid tier mall.
Jessica St. Clair
Gross mall. Yeah, it's a gross mall.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, yeah. While you were at the Nordstrom rack.
Jessica St. Clair
Yeah.
Paul Scheer
He's like buying all that stuff, like on a cop salary.
Jessica St. Clair
Well, if, if his buddy moves out and all that is left is that futon.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah.
Jessica St. Clair
And that one. TV also. That's all he has.
Jason Mantzoukas
Also these guys imagine a world. And again, I think this movie imagines that these are younger people. Imagine a world in which two men in their 60s are roommates after having been cops for only seven years. So that means Rick became a cop when he was in his 40s, which.
Jessica St. Clair
Is hard to do just to pass the physical.
Jason Mantzoukas
Hang on. Somebody could do it.
Paul Scheer
I bet he's not running around. He's not running too fast.
Jason Mantzoukas
I mean, I bet if you, like, work that.
Jessica St. Clair
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
You could probably do it.
Paul Scheer
It's such a wild, it's a, it's a wild turn of events because the fact that that guy becomes a judge as if that's the trajectory of cops. It's like, you kiss the boss's ass, you'll become a judge.
Jessica St. Clair
Yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
I loved it. I loved it. And it's also absolutely clear that when he's a judge, his judge's robes are, are the priest's robes from the funeral.
Jessica St. Clair
Okay.
Jason Mantzoukas
And the wedding.
Jessica St. Clair
Because I thought, is that like when they cut your hair, they put a robe, like maybe they ran over to the.
Jason Mantzoukas
So I believe it's so tight.
Paul Scheer
Yes, it is. It's because it's tight around the collar like that tight.
Jessica St. Clair
You can't afford a judge's robe.
Paul Scheer
And yet he was going to, he was going to side over the trial of Huck. We had a trial in this movie. Huck goes to jail twice.
Jason Mantzoukas
Huck goes to jail twice.
Paul Scheer
And when he's there, drinks all the fucking cleaning fluid.
Jason Mantzoukas
Bleach. Bleach. Rick says, you did the bleach thing and then he goes, you did that bleach thang?
Jessica St. Clair
What survived that?
Jason Mantzoukas
You kidding me? Drank bleach trying to commit suicide? What are you talking about? Huck is in rough shape.
Jessica St. Clair
He's in rough shape, and then because.
Jason Mantzoukas
Of this, he is just free. Because he attempts to unalive himself, he becomes free and he's allowed to just.
Jessica St. Clair
Smoke in his bed.
Jason Mantzoukas
He gets to go home. He's cool. His voice is fine.
Jessica St. Clair
Yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
Are you leaving?
Paul Scheer
I wasn't going to the pad.
Jason Mantzoukas
I was gonna.
Paul Scheer
I was gonna go out here.
Jessica St. Clair
It's been a long week.
Jason Mantzoukas
Can we get house lights, please? Can we get fully house lights?
Paul Scheer
I realize I never go to the front row for questions, but I see you have a great notebook full of very nice handwriting. All right. What's your name?
Jessica St. Clair
Elaine.
Paul Scheer
Okay, and what's your question?
Jessica St. Clair
Okay, I wanna go back to the henchman. Scar with that? Yes, yes. With his eyeliner. Scar. So this movie came out in 1993. The Lion King came out in 1994.
Jason Mantzoukas
Wow. I love this. I love this.
Jessica St. Clair
Wow. Making connects. See what I mean? We're all on ketamine. We're making connections.
Jason Mantzoukas
I would love it.
Jessica St. Clair
We're seeing the Clockwork. Else.
Jason Mantzoukas
This is Carl Jung's collective unconscious.
Jessica St. Clair
Yes. Okay. So, yeah. Do you think that Scar was. Scar from Lion King was inspired by scar from.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes.
Paul Scheer
100%, absolutely.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes. And I believe John what's his name has a great case. I would believe he would have sued Disney by now if there was any truth to that.
Paul Scheer
But you could see the animators at Pixar getting a copy of this somehow. Yeah, I love it. All right. Yes. Your name, Your question. My name is Amelia. Why was every woman in the wedding scene wearing a white dress? Great question.
Jason Mantzoukas
I believe they were like, we're not sure who's gonna get married, so everybody wear a wedding dress or Scar, who did wardrobe, showed up with just all wedding dresses and they were like. He was like, I didn't get. I didn't understand the assignment.
Jessica St. Clair
John, you didn't call me back. You took those pills and then you went to sleep. And nobody let me know what we needed for the day.
Paul Scheer
I blame Scar. Scar should have gotten everybody different outfits. Yes. Your name, Your question?
Jason Mantzoukas
Well, actually, my name's Rodney. Looking at the hat, I'm surprised the hats haven't come up yet. So they're just black hats from, like, a truck stop that they colored over with the Magic Marker.
Paul Scheer
Right. They definitely are. Again, that Scar do. Doing a lot with a little, you know.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah, I'm sure he was given $0. Except for I think he had a pretty sizable leather budget.
Paul Scheer
But also flexible leather. Like track pants.
Jessica St. Clair
Like a pleather.
Paul Scheer
Yeah, pleather.
Jason Mantzoukas
Well, he vacillates between like a sweatsuit type of look. Always tucked in and just top to bottom leather. But not in a leather daddy kind of way. In like a blousy leather 80s kind of way.
Jessica St. Clair
Keep it loose. Everyone wants to see their leather.
Jason Mantzoukas
It feels like all of it is. Is. Was a. Is like from a woman's closet in Aspen in 1987.
Jessica St. Clair
Absolutely.
Jason Mantzoukas
That's where they got leather came from.
Paul Scheer
Everything came from an estate sale.
Jessica St. Clair
Yes.
Paul Scheer
Yes. Your name? Your.
Jason Mantzoukas
My name is Jenna. Did John de Hart sleep with Huck's wife? Because methinks he does protest too much. Oh, is that. Is that. Is that Hamlet? Is that Hamlet's writing? Are you quoting Hamlet's writing?
Jessica St. Clair
Wonderful callback. I really don't think. I really believe that he is a stand up guy.
Jason Mantzoukas
I do too.
Jessica St. Clair
And a good friend. But his friend is clearly having a nervous breakdown and he can't shut up about those fucking wedding plans. Not only he shows up and his friend is clearly lost his mind. He is having a psychotic break. He's like, hope to see you on Sunday.
Jason Mantzoukas
Even Bet. Even before that. Even before that, he's like, how come you can't be happy for me that Cindy and I are back together yet? I was like, my dude, Huck is losing his mind. He's having a. Huck has dyed hair, drank bleach. Yes, he drank bleach. That's a cry for help.
Paul Scheer
He has dyed his hair. He is in a pool with women in bikinis talking about. And he says Israelites in a way that I've never heard it said.
Jason Mantzoukas
Israeliites. It says Israelites.
Paul Scheer
Israeliites.
Jessica St. Clair
What's up with the. Why is. Why is their hair dyed red? Why?
Paul Scheer
Because Huck Finn.
Jessica St. Clair
Oh, because of Huck Finn?
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah, the whole thing.
Jessica St. Clair
He's.
Jason Mantzoukas
I felt like that was his pitch. That was. That his pitch was like, what if it's a whole Huck Finn thing?
Paul Scheer
Well, get ready, Jason. Oh, boy. Because John was fucked up on pain pills. He was not able to be at that pool scene.
Jessica St. Clair
Oh, no.
Paul Scheer
And didn't know what that scene was until he saw it in the dailies and said he was quite surprised.
Jason Mantzoukas
Including. Incredible.
Jessica St. Clair
That's incredible.
Jason Mantzoukas
It's so good. Everything you're telling us, Paul, is so, so good.
Paul Scheer
It's.
Jessica St. Clair
I'm now thinking that actor who's done all this work, but he's probably been like, you Know more supporting roles. This was his chance to flex his dramatic muscle.
Paul Scheer
Everyone here is making an acting reel. Like, they're all like, this is going to get me to the next level.
Jessica St. Clair
Yeah.
Paul Scheer
And you know what? They were right. Your name?
Jason Mantzoukas
Alex.
Paul Scheer
Your question?
Jason Mantzoukas
I wanted to know if you notice at the end of. The end of the scene where they're having sex after the wedding, he puts, like, a champagne glass on the side table, but he, like his fumbling around, and then again, hand grabs it. Say it again. Yeah. So a hand grabs the champagne. You see the hand. How many times do you think he dropped the champagne? Because he said, fuck it, I'm gonna grab it.
Paul Scheer
So he went. He went to go put it on a side table, but then somebody grabs it before he puts it down. So it's like something. This is like my favorite.
Jessica St. Clair
A random hand.
Paul Scheer
Yeah.
Jessica St. Clair
No, Another person's hand comes in.
Paul Scheer
My friend worked. My friend was an ad. Worked on Lifetime movies, worked with a very famous actress. And every time they would say cut, she would drop whatever she was holding in her hand.
Jessica St. Clair
That's a diva move.
Paul Scheer
Yeah. And so they always had to make sure that they didn't call cut until something was down or they had someone underneath her with, like, a blanket to catch the things.
Jason Mantzoukas
Like a big pool net.
Paul Scheer
Yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
Like, and.
Paul Scheer
And I do feel like that's. You're right. I think that glass broke many times. By the way, we didn't talk about the strip scene on the night of the wedding.
Jason Mantzoukas
Incredible, incredible stuff. The whole wedding is crazy. I mean, I could talk about that forever. I could talk. The bathtub scene is deserving of at least an hour of our time.
Jessica St. Clair
Portland, first of all, is that his bathtub? His real bathtub?
Jason Mantzoukas
And why is it a nautical theme? Yeah, why is there a genuine nautical theme? There's like, a fishing net behind him on the wall and all this crap. Also, he keeps trying to feed her champagne from a glass awkwardly. There's a second glass there. Pour her her own champagne.
Paul Scheer
I am in the lower balcony. What do you have? What's your name? What's your question?
Jessica St. Clair
Christina. It's more of a comment about Normad. I read an interview with John de Hart where they asked him what's up with the name Normed? And he said it was a typo, that it was meant to be Norman.
Paul Scheer
Amazing. Amazing.
Jason Mantzoukas
Incredible stuff.
Paul Scheer
They couldn't afford the white out to make the fix. All right. Yes. Your name, your question. I'm Scott. So did you notice that when Huck was ironing his jeans, he put Budweiser on them to get the creases out.
Jessica St. Clair
What?
Paul Scheer
That's a good tip.
Jason Mantzoukas
And why you gotta do that? Especially if it's raw denim?
Jessica St. Clair
If you.
Jason Mantzoukas
If it's Japanese salvage denim, you gotta soak it in beer.
Jessica St. Clair
If you are two men in your 60s living together, you don't want to come home and see your bro pantsless ironing like that's every night for them. He's just pantsless.
Paul Scheer
By the way, I will say beer on jeans. I'm sure you can find a TikTok that tells you to do that. Oh, Nickelodev Ultra. That's the one that you got to use.
Jason Mantzoukas
You shouldn't be washing your denim. You should just be soaking it in a hoppy ipa.
Paul Scheer
Yes. Your name, your question. Ryan. Less of a question, more. You guys missed out on Wing Hauser's greatest credit, which is that he's Coalhouser's father.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, wow.
Paul Scheer
And that's why he looks right. Because I was thinking about that. I was like, yes. Do you have it? Yes. Also, his de escalation method when in with his ex wife is fit in her face.
Jessica St. Clair
That's tough.
Paul Scheer
Well, you know what she was asking for that alimony.
Jason Mantzoukas
I mean, by the way, what about.
Jessica St. Clair
When she has her boobs out? And she said, and you never knew what to do with.
Paul Scheer
Yes.
Jessica St. Clair
What did she say?
Jason Mantzoukas
That is what she says when she rips her own shirt off to frame him.
Paul Scheer
I don't know.
Jason Mantzoukas
We never knew what to do with these either.
Jessica St. Clair
Either.
Paul Scheer
I will say, that ring falls to me.
Jason Mantzoukas
What you don't know.
Paul Scheer
Women are like, you don't know how to use my breast.
Jason Mantzoukas
The bedroom.
Paul Scheer
You don't know how to use these.
Jessica St. Clair
You know what? Every woman wants her boobs to be used in the right way. It's what we dream of as little girls. Someday someone, a man's going to come along and know how to use boobs. Show me how you spend all that.
Jason Mantzoukas
Time being like, well, I can't wait till I have usable boobs. I can't wait till I've got a usable boob.
Paul Scheer
Who's got the question?
Jessica St. Clair
So you guys didn't talk about one of my favorite lines of the movie. And he uses it a few times, so I think he wanted it to be the catchphrase in the bar. Someone says, ready to get hurt? And our hero says, not a problem. Yeah, yeah. And he says that about hell. I'll say, see you in hell. And he says, not a problem. What does that mean? Yeah, what does that mean? I will be in Hell, and I'm cool with it.
Paul Scheer
Not a problem. I'll get there. I'll get there when I'm good and damn ready. He's cool in all situations.
Jessica St. Clair
He is.
Paul Scheer
Back row of the balcony, last row, first row.
Jason Mantzoukas
Wait, are they also wearing costumes?
Paul Scheer
What?
Jason Mantzoukas
Nothing. Go ahead.
Paul Scheer
Great costumes. Great costumes. Up here. We got some great costumes. All right. Who's gonna ask a question? Hi. Such a pleasure. Was I the only one? So first I listened to the end of a little bit of a director's commentary on the. On the film. I don't know if you were aware of. No. He talks about how he's such a method actor, the whole history of theater, which makes me wonder, was he actually falling asleep in the bathtub scene when Cindy was earning, like, Academy Award after Academy Award? Think those. I think what we can take away from this movie is back meds are fucking serious.
Jason Mantzoukas
I loved it. I loved it. In ripped. In multiple scenes, he's kind of like.
Jessica St. Clair
Like, they're just like, john, John, don't go under the water. John's under the water.
Paul Scheer
12 hour days are a bitch. All right, another back row, gentlemen. How are you? What's your name?
Jason Mantzoukas
Hi, I'm Garrett. Two things. Wings Hauser actually passed away on March 15th. Oh, and then. I know none of you are necessarily financial advisors. How do you know that?
Paul Scheer
John has a lot of things. We could have a lot of things, too.
Jason Mantzoukas
How do you know that in this tumultuous economy? Do you recommend taking my gas bill, my electric bill, my landlord, shooting it and then flushing it down the toilet? Yes.
Jessica St. Clair
Yes, do it.
Jason Mantzoukas
That is efficiency at work. We are getting efficient in this government and we gotta shoot all of our bills.
Jessica St. Clair
It was the tiniest gun, too.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, it's like a tiny little Darren thing.
Jessica St. Clair
It wasn't working. Correct me if I'm wrong, but when a gun clicks and nothing comes out, we're out of bullets. Igo clicks.
Jason Mantzoukas
Wait, what are you saying?
Jessica St. Clair
What?
Jason Mantzoukas
What have you heard?
Jessica St. Clair
But it felt like there was a malfunction in this toy gun.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes, because it's. It probably only has two bullets in it and he has, like a bunch of. Of shit. He's got too many bills.
Jessica St. Clair
He has so many bills.
Jason Mantzoukas
Thank God he expended all the bullets on those bills because when his ex wife came over, he would have shot her.
Paul Scheer
Now, we talked about, did you know, maybe Pixar see this film and title one of their characters Scar? But he did say this is supposed to be a surrealist movie. All right? It was shot a year Before Pulp Fiction. And he believes it's kind of the inspiration for Pulp Fiction.
Jessica St. Clair
What?
Jason Mantzoukas
Of course I see. We all see it.
Paul Scheer
He also says, but really, where he takes inspiration is from Clockwork Orange.
Jason Mantzoukas
Of course, we all see that this is Kubrickian in its intensity and it's. It's scintillating analysis of violence.
Paul Scheer
The government killed Kennedy. That's what's hidden in the this movie. That all the clues are there. Just like Kubrick's the Shining said that we faked the moon landing. This showed that we killed Kennedy. Here's the rub. The movie is based on a true story. Sean was a limo driver, and one of his routine clients was a young 20 year old. One night, she started crying and confessed that she had been witness to a satanic cult in Riverside county where a baby was sacrificed.
Jessica St. Clair
No. What are you talking about?
Paul Scheer
Not wanting to push her for more details since she was so distraught, he figured he would ask her some other time. A week after her confession, she was dead.
Jason Mantzoukas
Whoa.
Paul Scheer
From a motorcycle accident, which he suspects was homicide. The police labeled it an accident, but John believed it was deliberate. So he put out an award for any information. And that prompted the police to raid his home, believing he was responsible.
Jessica St. Clair
What? My God.
Jason Mantzoukas
So not only does he not solve this murder, he becomes.
Jessica St. Clair
He gets framed.
Jason Mantzoukas
He becomes a person of interest.
Paul Scheer
And that is.
Jason Mantzoukas
Wow.
Paul Scheer
Wow. Now, obviously there are a lot of people out there that have different opinions about this movie. But now it is time for us to hear a second opinion.
Jessica St. Clair
Is there more softcore porn in this one? Huck was dying, but now he's in contempt and drinking beer. So shimmy sliding cowboy gear, sex in the bath, and covens that aren't great with children. Another shot for the poet who thinks you look good in that thong. Fake your death and save your change. Cause we're saving up for a new person personality recording bad sound while these people get down. So thankful this movie is streaming. I'll be your polyester puppet. I give this movie 5 stars. Champagne and bullets.
Jason Mantzoukas
Amazing. What's your name?
Paul Scheer
What's your name?
Jason Mantzoukas
What's your name?
Jessica St. Clair
Oh, my name's Jane.
Paul Scheer
Amazing.
Jason Mantzoukas
Give it up. Oh, you know what? I'm mad. I forgot to do. I wanted to like they do a lot in the. In the Satanist scene, there will be just like an off camera, like, we love you, Satan. Yeah, I wanted to just pepper that in throughout the show. We love you, Satan. We love you, Satan. It's so casual.
Jessica St. Clair
We love you, Satan.
Paul Scheer
Well, I'll tell you this much. This Is an interesting one. There are no reviews for this movie on Amazon.
Jessica St. Clair
Really?
Jason Mantzoukas
There are no reviews for any of the three versions.
Paul Scheer
I guess maybe this version. There are four total reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. None of them are five stars. So we've kind of pulled these from different spots. This one is from Cooper. Steve, 67 and wrote would have given this 10 stars. If I could have heard the conversation at the restaurant over the chewing.
Jason Mantzoukas
It's incredible. The chewing is so. So. The chewing song are so loud.
Paul Scheer
And then says Wings. Hauser is lovable as Huck, but obviously Brad Pitt used it for inspiration in 12 Monkeys.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes, yes. Very much feels that way.
Paul Scheer
Ends his review by saying the bail bond scene was very informative. There were more paperwork instructions given by the bail bondsman than I ever got when my family was in trouble.
Jessica St. Clair
Wow. Because that's true. There was a very long scene. If you remember. He's like, we have to duplicate this. We got a sign here. Hold on a second.
Paul Scheer
More signings from conceptual editing. This is written. I've been, and I am a mainstream film editor flex since 1985. I viewed this film Road to Revenge more than once. Each time has been better. John de Hart, Wings Hauser and William Smith give magnificent performance. The message is good over evil and it's delivered in a surrealist style. This is a stand up film that is character driven with substance and good continuity. This movie is worth seeing over and over. You'll come away with something new each time. I am one of the many that really appreciate the work. If you check the rating votes, you'll see that every lady voted gave it 10 stars.
Jason Mantzoukas
What?
Paul Scheer
I happen to be a man. This is John. Yeah. This might be a joke.
Jessica St. Clair
This is John. I think that's John.
Paul Scheer
Yeah, maybe it is.
Jessica St. Clair
I don't think it's.
Jason Mantzoukas
Sure it is. Because of the use of the word surrealist.
Jessica St. Clair
Yeah, it's.
Jason Mantzoukas
John thinks it's a surrealist tone poem.
Paul Scheer
If you haven't seen this movie, you might need to die.
Jason Mantzoukas
Thank, by the way. Thank God we watched it.
Paul Scheer
And then this one also from Letterbox from Chiveonion. Apparently you can just make a movie.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah. Yes.
Jessica St. Clair
And that's what's so inspiring about it. Yes.
Jason Mantzoukas
I mean, like, shame on us for not doing it.
Paul Scheer
Yeah.
Jessica St. Clair
150%.
Paul Scheer
He said, you know, self finance. He said he could have retired three times over if he would have just not done this. Yeah. Jason, what do you want to plug?
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, I don't want to plug. I. I still have things to talk about in this movie.
Paul Scheer
Oh, yeah, of course. By the way, I didn't ask the question.
Jason Mantzoukas
How about when they go to her parents house and they're so mean to Cindy, right? There's so mean to her and she's acting like that. She was caught smoking. She was caught killing a baby. Her parents are right, she's bad.
Paul Scheer
Oh, wait. I remember a moment that I want to talk about at the end when they're making the big drug deal. This is a drug deal that's going to change the game. The guy like, he's like, well, we're going to have a long relationship if you figure out how to get more of this. And then the guy calls his supplier to say it's good. Goes, you speak English in my house. Why are we taking this stand?
Jason Mantzoukas
How about after Cindy's killed, when there's a whole scene that takes place between Huck and Rick where Rick is just hitting a heavy bag. Rick's just like, bam, bam, bam. And it's so loud. It's as loud in the mix as the chewing sounds.
Paul Scheer
Here's a fun fact about John de Hart. Not a fan of action films.
Jessica St. Clair
Boy, he would have thought, he would have studied them. Maybe that's why some of the connective tissue is missing in this movie.
Paul Scheer
This was meant to be his demo reel. That would have launched his acting career because he was tired of never being cast as a lead.
Jason Mantzoukas
The. The tub sex scene, they go back to sex twice. They go back to twice. And there is, let me be clear. In that scene, a song that is being sung that has an extensive spoken word portion of the song.
Jessica St. Clair
I didn't see that.
Jason Mantzoukas
It's.
Jessica St. Clair
I saw the shorter version.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, you are you.
Jessica St. Clair
Oh, I'm missing it. You're gonna go back and you're worth for it.
Jason Mantzoukas
It's so good.
Paul Scheer
I'll go around the horn here. Do you Recommend this movie?
Jason Mantzoukas
100% yes. I cannot recommend this enough. This is. If you haven't seen this, but you're listening to the episode. This is in the realm of the Miami connection. This is in the realm of birdemic.
Paul Scheer
This is in the high. This is really one of the greats.
Jason Mantzoukas
This is absolutely phenomenal. Samurai Cop. Didn't we.
Paul Scheer
Oh, yeah, that one absolutely did.
Jason Mantzoukas
That felt very homemade.
Paul Scheer
And Scar is in Samurai Cop, is he? Yep.
Jason Mantzoukas
Fuck yeah. As Scar. Is he Scar in everything? The Scar reverse.
Paul Scheer
I love the Scar verse, Jess.
Jessica St. Clair
I'm different. I've changed. And I don't know if it's a good thing.
Jason Mantzoukas
I mean, at the end of this tour, how do you feel?
Jessica St. Clair
I feel unwell.
Paul Scheer
I mean, will you do a breakdown of this tour on the deep dive?
Jessica St. Clair
I hate to give men more of a. Of a platform than this than these last five movies have been given, but no, I. Here's the thing. This movie takes you on a journey. You, you, you hate that you're watching it and then you realize that he lives in all of us.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah.
Jessica St. Clair
Do you know what I mean?
Paul Scheer
We are persuaded.
Jessica St. Clair
He's braver than any of us have ever been. To put your art out there.
Paul Scheer
I would love you to interview him.
Jason Mantzoukas
What?
Paul Scheer
On the deep dive? Honestly, it would be fantastic.
Jessica St. Clair
Bless him. Bless him for taking the. The risk and giving us all this joy.
Jason Mantzoukas
True leap of faith. A true leap of faith. To put something this personal out there.
Paul Scheer
100 and maybe stopping and maybe stopping a real life satanic cult. We don't know.
Jessica St. Clair
I feel like we skated over that. This is based on a true story is just crazy.
Paul Scheer
I love it. There's nothing more to say. More then. Thank you, Michael Weber, for recommending this film, bringing it to Portland.
Jason Mantzoukas
You have been an amazing audience.
Paul Scheer
Give it up for Jason Mansukas.
Jason Mantzoukas
Jessica Sinclair.
Paul Scheer
I am Paul Shear. Thank you so much for being here.
Jason Mantzoukas
Eat Portland. Eat.
Paul Scheer
That's a wrap on our Doppelganger Tour. A big thank you to Jessica Sinclair as she helped us retitle The Doppelganger Tour 2. Yes. The Beefcake Tour. We had such a great time with Jess and now June will be back full time. But a big thank you to our tour manager, Beth Thomas and the amazing staff at the Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall. Now, our T shirt for this episode is pretty great. It's John de Hart's face on a quarter with the inscription Satan allegedly. And the quote, here's a quarter. Buy yourself a personality. Just click on the merch link@hdtgm.com and buy this shirt and more. You can even get our official how did this get made hats. It's all@hdt gm.com now. We're going to hear your thoughts next week on the Last Looks episode. So give me a call at 619p a u l a S K or just go to our discord at Discord GG hdtgm. Now, here's the thing. Jason's going to be back on Last Looks. We're going to get into a lot of fun stuff. I want to let you know though, if you've not gotten your copy of Joyful Recollections of Trauma right now it's 50% off at Barnes and Noble in store and online until September 1st. So here's your chance. No more excuses. Go on and get yourself a copy of Joyful Recollections of Trauma and make sure that you are going to the movies to see June Diane Rayfield in Weapons and Freakier Friday as well as the new season of the Great American Baking show where she will be performing alongside my fellow Team Sanity member Casey Wilson. You can watch that on the Roku Channel app. Remember, if you listen to us on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, please make sure you are subscribed to our feed and have automatic downloads turned on in the show settings. It helps us and we appreciate it a lot. And last but not least, I gotta thank our entire team for whom the show could not be done without I am talking about our producers Scott Sonny and Molly Reynolds, our movie picking producer Avril Halley and our engineer Casey Holford. That's all I got. I'll see you next week on Last Looks. Bye for now. Adam Pally here and I'm John Gabris. We're a couple actors and best friends who you may know as the host of the TV show 101 Places to Party before you die. Now we're bringing you a comedic look at health and wellness with our new show Staying Alive. We'll have guests like our friend actor Jerry O', Connell, ketamine therapist Dr. Stephen Radowitz, Paul Scheer, Ego Wodom, Gillian Bell, Dr. Dolittle staying alive with John Gabrison. Adam Pally is out right now. Get them a week early and ad free with SiriusXM podcast plus on Apple Podcasts. Summer's heating up and so is the action with chumba casino and 23xi racing. Whether you're trackside with Bubba, Riley and Tyler or cooling off at home, the fun never stops at Chumba Casino, the online social casino packed with free to play games like slots, blackjack and more. Jump into summer@chumbacasino.com and score your free welcome bonus 2 million free gold coins and 2 free sweeps coins. No purchase necessary. VGW Group Void where prohibited by law. CTNC is 21 + sponsored by Chumba Casino.
How Did This Get Made? — Live! Champagne & Bullets (aka GetEven aka Road to Revenge) with Jessica St. Clair Episode Date: August 22, 2025 – Portland, OR – The Beefcake Tour Finale
In the latest rowdy LIVE edition of How Did This Get Made?, Paul Scheer, Jason Mantzoukas, and special guest Jessica St. Clair (subbing for June Diane Raphael) gather in Portland to break down Champagne & Bullets—also known as Get Even and Road to Revenge. This 1993 cult oddity—written, directed by, and starring attorney-musician-contractor John De Hart—comes in various bizarre cuts and is often named “the worst movie ever made.” The crew digs into the film’s baffling plot, jaw-dropping scenes, accidental comedy, and the “Renaissance Man” at its center. Live audience Q&A, unforgettable quotes, and genuine wonderment abound as the hosts attempt to process a movie that invades your psyche and changes you forever.
Editing and Sound: (43:34–44:00, 52:42–53:58)
Acting and Set Choices:
Champagne & Bullets (in all its titles) is a singular labor of ego, confusion, and sincerity—a must-see for fans of “bad-good” cinema. The hosts unanimously recommend it as a life-changing watch, and audience engagement shows De Hart’s strange charm has left its mark, in Portland and well beyond.
Recommended If You Like: The Room, Miami Connection, Birdemic, Samurai Cop—and absurd true stories told with absolute conviction.
Listen to the full episode for wild diversions, live crowd reactions, and more evidence that sometimes the worst movies truly bring out the best in comedy podcasts.