Jill (10:37)

It's Jill from Los Angeles. I just wanted to make a correction. Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck were married for 10 years from 2005 to 2015. And they have three kids. So they weren't just together. They were married for quite a long time.

Caller (10:54)

Bye.

Paul Scheer (10:55)

Okay, Jill, sorry. I misspoke. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner did not just date. They were married for 10 years and have three kids together. I. I knew that. I. Look, we're. We're just going, right? This is not a Wikipedia page. We're not putting this into encyclopedia, all right? Don't come to me looking for all the facts. This is not a fact show. Anyway, here's another one. Another one coming at me about what I said, what I meant. Who cares? Yes, and Bitter Pill, they're writing in on the discord, too. Oh, Paul said that JLO and A Rod got married. Yes, I know. They weren't married while they got engaged. They broke it off in 2021. Before getting married. You know what? When you're engaged, you're married. It's like when people say, oh, we just were dating for 10 years. You're married. It means the same thing. On some level, it means the same thing. What are we doing here? We're adopting one title and then not. Oh, so you don't want to marry that. What are you doing? You married? I'm not even going to say I'm wrong anymore. You know what? I'm right. They were married. You've made the commitment to be married. You got engaged. You're married. Anyway, I don't need this. I don't need any of this bullshit. I need some real theories. Zilla21 has a theory. Zilla21 says. You know, I think the reason why JLo kept Ben Affleck's engagement ring is because she is kind of running a thriving business venture. If you think about it, her engagement rings are estimated between 11 and 20 million dollars. I mean, that's just good business. I mean, in this world in which the economy is always fluctuating, diamond rings ain't going anywhere. I mean, I don't know if she can cut them up and make them into new rings. But my, My thought is that JLo, I bet, is keeping all her rings, like, in a display case, like at the museum, like, this is a reflection of my love. Not. These are $30 million in assets. I don't know. I don't know. Again, I would like to think that JLO has a hall of love, like a museum of modern art, but all, like, dedicated to the men that have made an impression in her life. What was that? That song? Ariana Grande. Thank you, Pete, for all that you showed me. Move on. Or next up, whatever that song was. Batter Up. Was that the name of the song? I think it was Batter Up. All right, lastly, we have a video to share from Cash Money coward, who writes JLo may be Jenny from the Block, but here's a hilarious old TV interview where she goes back to the Bronx and no one has any idea of who she is. This was brought up to me the most on the tour. I know about this, and I'm so glad Cash Money Coward is bringing this to the forefront. Take a listen. Hi.

Caller (13:36)

I used to live here. I used to live here.

Paul Scheer (13:41)

Huh?

Matty Ice (13:42)

What is your name?

Caller (13:43)

My name is Jennifer.

Paul Scheer (13:45)

Jennifer.

Caller (13:46)

Yeah, I used to live up, and my room was upstairs right there.

Paul Scheer (13:51)

Jennifer Lopez. Who's Jennifer Lopez? Me.

Caller (13:56)

I used to live here.

Jill (14:00)

A long time.

Paul Scheer (14:02)

Oh, boy. That makes me. It's. It's embarrassing. I mean, I. I think it's like you don't recognize. I feel bad, of course. By the way, they don't. I mean, that speaks more on them than it does on her. It's not like JLo isn't gigantically famous, Right? But that is awkward as hell. Anyway, while we're talking about Jenny from the Block, let's end with a T shirt pitch from Matty Ice. All right, Matty Ice writes Jenny from the Block. How about Paulie from the Blockbuster, print the shirt? By the way, I love that. I wish we made that shirt. Paulie from the Blockbuster. Unfortunately, we made a Fat Joe shirt, which I think is equally great, and you can print it as a sticker. And I've already put it on two lampposts. Is that vandalism? Should I not admit to that? I don't know. Anyway, so many great corrections and omissions, but I won't be crowning a winner until we tackle the submissions for Jill Rips. I mean, right now, the one that strikes me as bringing the most heat to this. Hmm. Man, oh, man. You know what? I do want to get into how JLo lives, and I think the idea that her friends are just always hanging out at her house makes me laugh. But that video that no one gets, Jenny from the Block is a plus plus. So you are going around two. Cash Money Coward, round two. Here we go right after this. Today's podcast is brought to you by Squarespace. Hell, I might even be brought to you by Squarespace. I got so many websites up there. Squarespace gives you everything you need to offer services and get paid all in one place. Truly, I have been loving my Squarespace experience. I have broadened out. I have my website. How did this get made website, Unspooled's website, Dark Web's website, all there. And they each work completely differently. And what I love about Squarespace is from consultations to events to experiences, you can show off your offerings with a customizable website designed to attract clients and grow your business. Plus, with blueprint AI, they have this AI enhanced website builder. You can quickly create personalized sites that align with your brand and goals. You can streamline your workflow with built in tools for appointment scheduling, email marketing invoices, and seamless online payments. To keep your business running smooth, head to squarespace.combonkers for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use the code bonkers to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. That's right, squarespace.com bonkers using the offer code Bonkers. Look, as a small business owner, you don't have the luxury of clocking out early. Your business is on your mind 24 7. So when you're hiring, you need a partner that grinds just as hard as you do. I know this look, you need to trust a source. Somebody that could give you the best people in the biz. Not a friend of a friend who knows somebody. I'm talking about a true dedicated professional. A partner that clocks in when you check out. That makes it easy for you to find the best, most qualified candidates for a job that you need done. Okay. And with LinkedIn, you can get that perfect candidate by getting a job description that actually fits what you need. That's right. It's tailored to you. And at the end of the day, the most important thing to your small business is the quality of candidates and the time that you spend with those candidates. And with LinkedIn, you can feel confident that you are getting the best of the best. Find out why more than 2.5 million small businesses use LinkedIn for hiring today. Post your job for free at LinkedIn.com valuable. That's LinkedIn.com valuable to post your job for free. Terms and conditions apply. You ever plan a vacation based on if you can speak the language? Well, with Babbel, language no longer has to be the barrier. You can go wherever you want because Babbel will teach you how to speak and quickly. Okay. They have these 10 minute lessons that are handcrafted by over 200 language experts that get you to begin speaking your new language in three weeks or whatever pace you choose. Babbel's tips and tools are inspired by the real life stuff you actually need when communicating with a focus on conversation. You'll be ready to talk wherever you go. I love Babbel. It is the first language learning app that has truly connected with my brain. Sometimes it's just so hard to get in there it feels like studying. But Babbel feels like fun. And when I went to Mexico, I learned just enough Spanish to get by. And here's the thing I could keep on learning while I was there. Yes, I love Babbel and I'm making a commitment to myself that I will learn even more this year. Anyway, don't take my word for it. Why don't you try? Let's get you talking in a new language. Babel is gifting our listeners 60% off subscriptions@babel.com bonkers get up to 60% off@babbel.com bonkers spelled B A B B E L.com bonkers babbel.com bonkers rules and restrictions may apply. All right, welcome back. It is finally time to enter the cold room. That's right, the cold room. For corrections and omissions for Jill Rips and Discord user Arkham Player is back with another alt tagline, Jill Rips colon. The BDSM stands for Boring, Dull, Shitty Movie. These are great this week. The IMDb taglines are making me laugh. I love it. Back to the discord, Django 1 writes. I can't believe no one has mentioned the most disturbing part of this amazing movie. At the wake, when Dolph and his cop friend are talking at the table, there's an obvious fondue set. Who serves fondue at a wake? On top of that, there are multiple fondue forks in the pot. Are we to believe that many people come to the wake, put their fork in, and then wandered off to give their condolences? So sorry for your loss. Oh, wait. Gotta go get my fondue. That is ridiculous. Well, let me tell you, this fondue is a great wake thing to do because you can't, you know, you're saying you gotta put it. You don't have to put it in. You dip, dip and eat, dip and go, dip and go. They should have reusable fondue forks. I mean, that's. That was what I think the issue is probably. Look, it's the 70s, it's set dressing. Wakes were full of fondue. People were dipping bread and cheese. Oh, man, I gotta get my. A fondue kit. Frosted Nebula writes, if you're getting into a latex bodysuit, baby powder piles up in the suit. Silicon lube is the best thing to cover yourself in first. Thank you, Frosted Nebula. I am sorry. I guess you're right. It would. It would be drying your skin. The baby powder, silicone lube. Oh, boy. That's so much. Must be so much to clean up after that. And then you gotta clean the suit. How do you clean that suit? Let me know how you clean that suit. I do want to know, how do you clean that? Because for me, I would just throw away the suit now. I'm not yucking a yum. I'm just yucking a cleaning hat. I don't want to clean it. I'm not even saying for, like, weird sex stuff. I just don't want to clean a suit full of silicone lube and my sweat and all my chest hair. Oh, gross. Anyway, Dove writes, I was surprised that the crew didn't mention that the first BDSM light club that Dolph visits was named Emma Peels, a nod to the fabulous Diana Riggs character from the 1960s BBC TV show the Avengers. She famously wore a black leather catsuit. I also felt like I needed to point out that Dolph plays an ex cop, but he carries a gun around, and immediately the cops just let him become part of the investigation. Walk through crime scenes, go through the files. Now, Dov, I want to attack your second part first. That is cop trope. If you're a cop in a town and you retire, they let you back in full force. I mean, every TV show and movie. Let. Let him in here. He's one of us. It's a cop code. Don't. Don't you know? It's a 70s, too? So that cop code is going hot. But I do love that a set designer made that choice. And I guarantee you no one saw it or recognized it or even questioned it. Because here's the thing. It's also from the 70s. Even though this movie was made in the 90s, would Emma peel have been that iconic? I mean, it would have just happened ultimately, right? I mean, I guess it's earlier. I don't know. It's like, it's. It's. It's nearby. I don't think that there's a club naming itself Emma Peels. Like, right away, it would be, like, almost like having A bar named Bluey. Well, I wouldn't have a bar named Bluey. I don't know. Dog shelter named Bluey's. Bluey's House. Bluey's Clues. Blue's Clues. Bluey stole from Blue's Clues. God. All right, here we go. Back to the phones. Ariel from la, what do you got?

Caller (23:03)

Hi, Paul, this is Ariel. I'm an intimacy coordinator in la. I just listened to your episode, Jill Rip. And I just wanted to speak to the Shibari question about hanging upside down. So, yeah, a lot of people hang upside down, but you don't have to. Not everybody does. And generally speaking, shibari just sort of gives you this feeling of being held. So when the ropes go around a person, depending on where the knots are, it hits different points of the body and basically sets off the parasympathetic nervous system in different ways. So if the person being tied up wants to be upside down, it will basically have a little bit of a head rush. It will bring a little bit more to the chest than, let's say, someone who's maybe on their back and being held by the arms and by the ankles or the other way around. But anyway, thought that might be interesting to you and your listeners. I love the show and thank you so much.

Paul Scheer (24:06)

Wow. Okay. I am learning a lot about shibari. I appreciate shibari and I'm glad that we got this little education, but guess what? There's more. Melissa from la. What do we got?

Jill (24:17)

Hey, Paul and Jason and June. My name is Melissa. I've been listening to how did this get made? For 10 years. And this week's episode is the first time I felt absolutely compelled to call in for a correction. You all were right to have so many questions for the person sharing their experience about shibari. They were so confident and so close to being right. I'm the co owner of Devil Math Studio here in dtla and I've been teaching folks how to tie each other up more safely for over a decade. I wanted to correct a few things that person mentioned about chabari. Yes, it has some relationship to a martial practice called Hojo Jitsu that was historically used to capture and restrain prisoners, but it has been reinterpreted and recontextualized into a primarily artistic and sexual practice over the last 100 years. Yes, it can sometimes be escaped, but generally not easily, especially once you're in suspension. And most of the point is to be restrained and surrender to the experience so you won't be trying to get out. Anyway, it's awesome that Jason Bought rope and June seemed interested in trying it too. If you're up for it, I invite you all to the studio for a private lesson when you're back from the torque. Love the show. Thank you for 10 years of laughs since I've been listening. And all of our guys, thank you, thank you, and thank you for introducing me to this absolute nonsense movie. It was wild. Thank you. Bye.

Paul Scheer (25:53)

First of all, thank you so much. I will ask Jason and June if they would like to accompany me. I need to check it out and. All right, so this is interesting now. Okay, everyone, I'm not a. I love this. I love knowing about Shibari. By the way, our shirt for this is Olaf in Shibari, and it's Naughty. Olaf is the name of the shirt. We had to take it down because we got a copyright issue, but we were able to change the Olaf, so now, I mean, it still looks like Olaf, but we were able to, you know, go around it. Anyway, Melissa and Ariel bringing in the heat with Shibari talk. I mean, this is. I mean, maybe we should just call this Corrections, Omissions, and Shibari Illuminations. I love it. If Jason Jun and I went to your Shibari studio, I think that would be. I mean, we gotta take this show on the road. We gotta get a video of this. All of us. I would love it. Anyway, Hangnong man wrote this. While watching the opening credits, my fiance and I came across the name Charles Sexiest and had a juvenile chuckle imagining his last name being pronounced sexy ass. However, I noticed on IMDb that Big Jim Conway's actual name is Charles Seyyas, which means his name was misspelled in the movie. Coincidentally, Charles final credit on IMDb is for a character named Dolph. What? Separately, I want to say I've been listening to the show since 2012, and I cannot thank you and this podcast enough for all the free laughs. The show has gotten me through many dark periods and was a ray of light during the pandemic for my fiance and I, who are finally getting married this September. And if this is remotely interesting enough to make it onto last Looks, Hayley, I love you. I'm eternally grateful to PJ&Z and the rest of the how did this get made Crew and community. I love you all. Oh, hang on, man. First of all, you come in here with a fact that I'm like, love it, right? This guy's name misspelled three different places, then they miscredit him. You get paid extra for that. Rob Huebel. They spelled his name wrong. In the Love Guru. They paid him extra, by the way. It's a great deal. Spell your name wrong, you get more money, and then you get this fun little fact about yourself. Well, look, there's. I was going to say Melissa and Ariel. You guys were going to split the. The best. Correction, omission. But now, I mean, I got to say to someone who's been listening since 2012, which I know many of you have, but we got a fiance situation here. We got a marriage going on. Maybe Melissa will offer you a free shibari, you know, or discount. Let's give him a discount. You know, we all have to make money. Give a discount, Melissa. If they come to la, get them up in jabari. Anyway, our winner this week is Hang young man. Is that how you say it? Hey, young man. And Haley. And Haley. Because you know what? Honestly, they are the best. All right. I love it all. Thank you so much for all these corrections and omissions. They were all great, except for the two people who decided to correct me to not do that again. I am so mad. Anyway, hey, young man, you get this amazing song from Honest Jams. Hit it. All right. If you want to chime in with your own thoughts about the latest episode, hit up the discord at discord gg hdtgm or call us at 619-Paul-Ask. All right, coming up after the break, I will finally announce next week's movie. But first, take a listen to this bonus deleted Scene from Jill Rips where we talk about why you should never trust ChatGPT. All right, what's your question?

Caller (29:19)

Hi, I'm hoping maybe a book person can help, but I was very confused when watching this book. Maybe I thought maybe it was because I was quite high, but I'm glad everybody else was also confused. But I looked it up on ChatGPT afterwards to say, please describe this movie to me like, basis by basis. It goes to start pretty accurately, but then it flips into talking about how he's obsessed with a girl named Griffin and how Griffin is actually the murderer. And Griffin.

Paul Scheer (29:46)

You can't trust ChatGPT for stuff like this. Yeah.

Caller (29:49)

In the book. Is there a character named Griffin in the book?

Paul Scheer (29:51)

Is there book readers? No.

Dr. Horton (29:53)

No.

Paul Scheer (29:54)

They're saying no. I think this is just chatgpt going rogue on you. Oh. It's almost like that's an untrustworthy place to go for information. I. So, like, I one time I was trying to get like I was trying to find a trivia fact for a movie and they said, oh, Steve Carell Originally decided to do a robot voice for 40 year old virgin. And I wrote back to chatgpt go, that's not true. And they said, my mistake. You're right, it's not true. Like, I was like, wait, you just lied to me? I don't. God help us. God help us if the next, like 30 for the rest of our lives, we're just scolding AI. I was like, I don't think leading us. I like, I don't think that that's true. He's like, you're right, it is. But I was like, wow, you just made up. It's no better than my friends. Yeah, it's no better than someone I ask. You know, there are things that can really put your day into a detour, where things are going right and then they just go wrong. Well, if you need to brighten up your day, put a smile on your face, you know what's going to do the trick? Hershey's Milk Chocolate. That's right. Whether you're eating out on the go or just treating yourself to something sweet, Hershey's milk Chocolate checks all the boxes. I love it. My family has become s'mores masters, okay? We are making s'mores now. My kids request them. I have to find ways to do it over the stove because we once did it camping and now we're doing it at home. But I hope that in the future that when they see that wrapper, that Hershey wrapper, they think about these good times. Because now when I see that wrapper, it reminds me of all my good times and growing up and making s'mores with my parents. And yes, I don't bite into a Hershey's bar. I break it off. Because that's what you do, people and I will not have any disagreement. You can shop for Hershey's milk chocolate now at a store near you found wherever candy is sold. Little exercise for you here. What is your perfect day? Being on a beach, going camping, seeing a movie, having a perfect meal. Imagine that. But now picture you stink. You stink from your pits, okay? The only thing that can wreck a perfect day is your body odor, okay? When you stink, no one wants to be around you. And here's the thing. I don't want you to wreck a perfect day. I want you to have a perfect day. We need to enjoy our perfect days. And so does dove Men plus care Whole body do all right. They help keep your BO from ruining the good days. From pits to privates to feet, you can feel confident with 72 hour protection in all your odor zones. Dove Men Whole body do goes on instantly dry with an aluminum free vitamin E infused formula for whole body freshness and care. Dove Men plus Care Whole body Dio get everywhere care even down there. Find it on Amazon or at Target today. Okay, I am going on a spring break tour. That's right. How did the Skimatus hitting the road? And here's the thing. I need to have some outfits, things that I feel good in. And that's where Quint's comes in. Okay. Quint's is a place where I get all my high quality travel essentials at fair prices. Now look, I'm doing some shopping for myself, but you can also get bags, hats, jackets, whatever. But this time when I went to Quint's, I decided I would go the button down route. That's right. I got myself a beautiful button down and I got these very comfortable travel pants. And why do I love going to Quints? Well, because I can look like I spent hundreds of dollars. But truthfully, Quince's Items are priced 50 to 80% less than similar brands because they partner directly with top factories, cutting out the cost of the middleman and passing those savings on to you. I swear to God, these looks on the site sell for so much more in other stores. So get in, get early, get yourself the best stuff like lightweight European linen styles from $30, washable silk tops and comfy lounge sets. And you can pair it all with premium luggage options and stylish tote bags. Quint is for you. So for your next trip, treat yourself to the luxe upgrades you deserve from quint. Go to quince.com bonkers for 365 day returns plus free shipping on your order. That's Q-U-I-N-C-E.com. bonkers to get free shipping and 365 day returns. All right, we are back. By now you've noticed that every week we re release old how did this get made episodes. Every Tuesday we release something from the past that relates to something from the present. And this week's matinee was another Dolph Lundgren classic. Masters of the Universe. Love that episode. Tatiana Maslany I believe was the guest on that. So much fun. All right, keep on checking out our replays. Many people don't even realize that the replays which is even better. So yeah, we have two episodes a week and if you heard it before, hit yourself in the head before you listen. All right, so Jason will be back next week for another just chat segment, which means we're jumping right ahead. That's right. We are going from Shibari grunter to safari hunter. That's right. Next episode, we are watching the 2024 superhero movie Kraven the Hunter, starring Aaron Taylor Johnson, Ariana DeBose and Russell Crowe. Oh, it's a great Russell Crowe performance. Anyway, Rotten Tomatoes gives this film a 15% on the Tomatometer. And Dominic Baez from the Seattle Times says Craven may be the world's greatest hunter, but next time he he needs to track down a better movie. Oh, Dominic gave you a Craven slam. Now, look, I love this movie. It was dumb as hell and I enjoyed every damn minute. But why don't you be the judge? Listen to the trailer.

Jill (36:22)

Are you like your father? A killer?

Paul Scheer (36:25)

He puts evil into the world.

Katie Nolan (36:28)

I get rid of people like him.

Paul Scheer (36:32)

You think you're some kind of uncle, some kind of code. You're a criminal. Just like our father. Freeman the hunter in Peter's December 13th all right. Oh, I'm getting excited just listening to it. You can stream Kraven the Hunter for free on Netflix or rent it on Apple TV or Amazon Prime Video separately. I encourage you to check out Hoopla Canopy and Libby, which are digital media services offered by your local library that allow you to consume movies, tv, music, audiobooks, ebooks and comics for free. All right people, that is it for last looks. If you listen on Apple podcasts or Spotify, please rate and review us. Please also make sure that you are following us and have automatic downloads turned on. I'm going to say that again. Please make sure automatic downloads are turned on. It helps the show and we appreciate it. You can visit us on social media, dtgm. And a big thank you to our producers. Welcome back. Scott Soni. Welcome back, Scott. He came back from his maternity leave. Beautiful baby. Oh my gosh, we're psyched to have him back. Molly Reynolds, also just kicking it. And our movie picking producer, Avril Halley, our audio engineer, Casey Holford and Jess Cisneros, who creates our amazing Instagram vids. We will see you next week. For Craven the Hunter.

Katie Nolan (38:00)

Anywhere else, Tuesday is just. Well, Tuesday. But if you're at kfc, Tuesday is ten dollars Tuesday. Which means you can get eight hot juicy drums and thighs for just ten bucks. Let me say that again. Eight pieces of hot juicy original recipe chicken hand breaded in 11 herbs and spices all for just 10 bucks every Tuesday. Only at KFC. Guess Tuesday isn't just Tuesday anymore. It's finger licking. Good prices and participation may vary.

Matty Ice (38:28)

Tax tips and fees extra Hi, I'm Katie Nolan from the Internet and cable tv. Or as your mom called me, that sports gal from Celebrity Jeopardy. I have a new podcast called Casuals. It's a podcast for people who like sports a normal amount. No stats or spreadsheets, nary an exercise are o to be found, just laid back casual banter about home runs, hockey fights and good old fashioned drama. Casuals is a twice a week hang with me and my friends from across comedy, sports and entertainment where we talk about all the funny, weird, interesting stuff happening in and around the world of sports. Think of it as all the best things about sports with none of the homework. So whether you're a die hard fan or vaguely sports curious, Casuals is the podcast for you. You can find casuals on the SiriusXM app, Pandora or wherever you get your podcasts. And don't forget to smash that follow button. That way you'll never miss an episode. Just try it. You can always un smash it.