
LIVE from Largo in Los Angeles, Andy Richter of Conan joins Paul, June, and Jason to discuss the 1980 disco/rock opera The Apple. They’ll cover June believing the movie took place in space, Paul not realizing the movie’s connection to Adam and Eve, and the BIM mandated hour exercise. Plus, we get into accents as the audience comes prepared with BIM marks during Audience Q&A! (Originally Released 02/05/2016)
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On January 24, Academy Award winner Michelle Yeoh takes command.
Paul Scheer
Gather your people. We're gonna need every one of them in Section 31, a new Star Trek.
June Diane Raphael
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Paul Scheer
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Paul Scheer
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All new Tuesday on ABC and stream on Hulu. If the finale of Staying Alive fucked Zardoz while Xanadu watched you would get this movie. We saw the apple so you know what that means. Now it's time for.
Michelle Yeoh
How did Schwarzenegger.
Paul Scheer
Grow a baby in his belly? Rock a rhinestone vest while whipping Justin to Kelly or maybe see a burlesque show with Nick Crow and take a vote with speed to hitting cruise control.
Michelle Yeoh
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Paul Scheer
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He'S on the line cranking 88 minutes.
Paul Scheer
Cause they cool as ice cause the bad Jim Varney looking kind and nice Paul and June getting literal Jason is getting laid June is making sure all the monkey shots gettin paid they judge a bunch of movies while they making the Here's a real question for you. How did this get made? Hello people of Earth. And welcome people of Largo. Thank you, thank you, thank you. We are very excited to be here tonight with this amazing audience here at Largo, our LA home to talk about one of the most important movie musicals of all time. Let's bring out our co host right now. Please welcome June Diane Rayfield. Please welcome June. How are you, June?
Jason Mantzoukas
I'm doing well. How are you, Paul?
Paul Scheer
And now welcome Jason Mantzoukas.
Michelle Yeoh
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Paul Scheer
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Michelle Yeoh
Okay, here we go. Here we go now.
June Diane Raphael
Thank you.
Michelle Yeoh
Can I ask you, gu. Who fucking gave you guys bim marks? Look at all you dummies.
Paul Scheer
I did not see this.
Michelle Yeoh
You didn't notice the bim mark?
Paul Scheer
I didn't notice it until right now. I never look at the audience. This is amazing.
Jason Mantzoukas
How could you not see them?
Michelle Yeoh
Yeah, I'm normally on the sidelines looking for chesty ladies. All I see is shiny foreheads. What's going on, nerd?
Paul Scheer
Most of our audience is in Bimmar.
Michelle Yeoh
Okay, who did we give you these?
Paul Scheer
No, no.
Michelle Yeoh
Who made the bim marks?
Paul Scheer
Who is responsible?
Michelle Yeoh
Yeah, back there.
June Diane Raphael
Maybe there was a stand up a sponsorship by the same Prismatic tape company that was behind this movie.
Michelle Yeoh
Well done, nerds. Well done.
Paul Scheer
Amazing. We'll definitely talk to the bim mark makers. If you don't know what we're talking about, good luck.
Michelle Yeoh
I love what people are like. I hate when they talk visual stuff on the podcast, this movie.
Paul Scheer
Well, logic be damned.
Michelle Yeoh
That's what you all sound like today.
Paul Scheer
But no, we were just talking backstage very briefly about this that I'm so happy to talk about this movie because it is unlike anything I think we've ever seen.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, well, I mean, it is in that it is an incompetent ripoff of other things. So it's like, it's unique in that it's attempting to ape other things, but it does it not just like badly, but just like in the way that you'd think a squirrel would understand language. Well, I will say it's so strange.
Jason Mantzoukas
For the first, I want to say 15 minutes of the movie, I thought this was taking place in outer space. I really did. I was like, we're in outer space. I don't know. I don't know quite where, but I thought we were in outer space.
Paul Scheer
Well, the opening number kind of looks like Cobra Commander and like destroying from GI Joe got together and formed Like a rock band.
June Diane Raphael
And what's. What's incredible, too, is that you start out. You start out the movie cold into a big production number where all you hear are lyrics that are like, hearing things like, hit us all in the phone.
Michelle Yeoh
Hey, Bim on the way, Bim on.
Paul Scheer
The way Bim on the way.
June Diane Raphael
And. And I. I had to turn on the fucking captioning.
Michelle Yeoh
I did, too.
June Diane Raphael
Cause I was like, what the fuck are they saying?
Michelle Yeoh
I am so happ. I turned on the captions for this movie because it's an even crazier read.
Paul Scheer
I will just, for a second, just play a little bit of the opening song.
Michelle Yeoh
And I would like to get back to where June thought this was in space.
Paul Scheer
Yeah, I will just play just so you can hear what. This is how the movie opens.
Michelle Yeoh
And it opens like this for a solid 15 minutes.
Paul Scheer
What? Flee. What is that word? To the beam? What? There ain't no good There ain't no.
Michelle Yeoh
Bad There ain't no happiness There ain't no tears Wait. There ain't no good There ain't no bad There ain't no happiness There ain't.
Paul Scheer
No tears of power hey, hey, hey it's the only way yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
So you see, here's the problem. I kept on hearing there weren't. There wasn't this thing. There wasn't that thing. I could hear those words. What I could never hear was what there was. That was. I always wanted to get. What. Well, what is there, though?
Paul Scheer
It's. It's like a generic meatloaf song. Like a deep. A deep meatloaf.
Michelle Yeoh
The whole. The whole. I agree in that the whole movie is a generic meatloaf song. And I feel like every. Every. I feel like they were getting close to production. So the guy. They told the guy who was writing all the music, just write opening lyrics and one chorus and then abort. We'll just. We'll just repeat that over and over again.
Paul Scheer
Well, I mean, then it's revealed that the opening is essentially an American Idol esque.
Michelle Yeoh
No, it's super. It's a song contest.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, that song. Eurovision Song Contest. Yeah. But now it's because it's 1994.
Paul Scheer
Of course.
Michelle Yeoh
How do you know it's 1994 in the movie?
June Diane Raphael
Oh, it's JK.
Michelle Yeoh
They talk about it fucking constantly at every turn. Somebody's like, well, you know, it's 1994 right now, the year that we're in.
Paul Scheer
And by the way, this movie was made in 1980, so they were only, like, really throwing it ahead 14 years.
Michelle Yeoh
A lot happens in 14 years and none of it's good.
Jason Mantzoukas
See, I'm still trying to understand this contest and the fact that the audience members heart rates are tested while the performers are up there. And Mr. Boogaloo.
June Diane Raphael
Boogaloo.
Jason Mantzoukas
Wait, who, sorry, Mr. Boogalow wants to see that the heart rates are going up.
Michelle Yeoh
Right.
Jason Mantzoukas
I can't even follow this train of logic so that. Let's get into it so that he can manage these artists.
Michelle Yeoh
He already manages bim. Bim.
Paul Scheer
That is the person we just heard singing Bim.
Jason Mantzoukas
Of course.
Paul Scheer
And so he wants BIM to know.
June Diane Raphael
BIM is the name of the company.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah.
June Diane Raphael
No, no, this is the name of the fucking. That's why it's even more obtuse. You don't even find out for 20 minutes what the fuck BIM is, and then you have to get it from the initials above the door of their building. It's like. It's like saying IBM is the way. Yeah, it's the.
Jason Mantzoukas
I'll say this much about bim, the craziest thing about BIM is. And I'm gonna jump ahead a little bit. At one point, we do. At one point, we're in the corporate headquarters of Bim BIM hq, and there's a sign that says, like, Arrow Music Department. Like, this way. But what other departments are there at bim?
Michelle Yeoh
Let's not forget that there are clowns on staff at bim.
Paul Scheer
Well, no, no. The wizard. The waiting room of BIM looks like a Cirque du Soleil break room.
Michelle Yeoh
Yes.
Paul Scheer
There's like, sorcerers and magicians, but they.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, there's a dance scene when they first go to meet with the manager. And there's Ballet 2000, an incredible future group of futuristic dancers. Which, by the way, did you know that the choreography of this was Nigel Lithgow?
Paul Scheer
Oh, really?
June Diane Raphael
That's Nigel Lithgow from so youo Think youk Can Dance. Choreographed all day.
Paul Scheer
That is amazing.
Jason Mantzoukas
I will say one thing about the choreography. I felt like they had, like, 15 great dancers, and then the rest were, like, in the background doing, like, head bops.
June Diane Raphael
Sure.
Paul Scheer
Well, basically, they just picked people from the American high school in Berlin and paid them $25 a day.
Michelle Yeoh
Yeah. This movie is shot in Germany?
June Diane Raphael
Yes, in. In Berlin.
Paul Scheer
Right.
Michelle Yeoh
Where's it supposed to take place?
Jason Mantzoukas
Outer space.
Michelle Yeoh
Cool.
Paul Scheer
I believe it's New York. I feel like it's New York.
June Diane Raphael
It could have been like Megacity or something. You know, like that.
Michelle Yeoh
It would have been great if Judge Dread had been there.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
There was something With Wait, isn't it in Canada?
Michelle Yeoh
No, they're from Canada.
June Diane Raphael
No, they're from Canada.
Michelle Yeoh
They're from Moose Jaw.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, right, from.
Michelle Yeoh
But then what I couldn't figure out is is Alfie, when he doesn't sign and he goes back to live with his landlord slash mother that he feels up. Is he back in Moose Jaw?
Paul Scheer
Well, hold on, where is he there? Just to give you guys a little bit of context, all you really need to know is that this American Idol show is going. Bim is trying to get their performer to win.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah.
Paul Scheer
And then Mr. Bugalow, although I think.
Jason Mantzoukas
You raised a good point, which is this group that's performing right now.
Paul Scheer
Yes.
Jason Mantzoukas
Their name is.
Michelle Yeoh
I don't know, not Roger.
June Diane Raphael
They're Pandy and Dandy.
Jason Mantzoukas
Of course. And I think that.
June Diane Raphael
Is that the name of their band too? Pandy and Dandy. Yeah, Dandy, Candy and Dandy.
Jason Mantzoukas
But I think what you were saying, Paul, it's confusing this contest because it does seem like Bim already represents them.
Paul Scheer
He does, but he's trying to break down.
Michelle Yeoh
They're performing to try and win the contest, which he manipulates the contest so that they do win. And playing the red tape by playing the red tape.
Paul Scheer
But now wait, now I want to talk about this red tape because he's manipulating contests because then I'm just have to look at my names here. Then BB And Alfie come out and they're doing like an old fashioned folk song that people are really moved by.
Michelle Yeoh
First people hate it. First people are like, bring back Bill.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, yeah, I want more Bill.
Paul Scheer
And then they start to love it, right? Really about emotion because it's a love song.
June Diane Raphael
They remember their European and their suckers for bloodless sentimentality.
Paul Scheer
Oh yeah, right.
June Diane Raphael
That's what we appreciate above all. Cuckoo clocks.
Paul Scheer
So they start singing. They're doing well. He plays the red tape which causes the audience to riot. Now here's my way. Here's my. I'm sorry, my one thoughts are excited. My only thought is this. So if they're rioting, their heart rate's going up, right?
Jason Mantzoukas
One would think, I would imagine your.
Paul Scheer
Heart rate is more intense.
Michelle Yeoh
I don't think that's what's being measured in terms because you see the clock going down or the counter rather, because they're losing interest in the act.
Paul Scheer
I thought is that. That's a heartbeat.
June Diane Raphael
There was heart rate, but there were other things too. And there was one that was like their enjoyment index.
Paul Scheer
Okay.
June Diane Raphael
So I don't know if that was or something like that. Yeah, there were different levels because he. He sort of.
Michelle Yeoh
And how would you measure it?
Paul Scheer
Well, you know what? We can even hear. We can even hear them discussing it right here.
Michelle Yeoh
It's 1994.
Paul Scheer
Here is them talking about the heart rates.
Michelle Yeoh
Boss, we have just scored 150 heartbeats. It's not beats, man.
Paul Scheer
I predict our BIM song is going to take this competition by storm.
Jason Mantzoukas
Ashley, prepare some BIM merchandise.
June Diane Raphael
Something like bim T shirts.
Paul Scheer
T shirts. Lastly, use your imagination. This is 1994.
Michelle Yeoh
Oh, thank God he told us. Cause I had no idea. The other 24 times they tell us.
Paul Scheer
I felt like throughout this whole movie, I was watching a James Bond movie with the villain, but no James Bond.
June Diane Raphael
Exactly.
Paul Scheer
Yeah, yeah. He has a major headquarters. But June, I cut you off. You were saying with the heart.
Jason Mantzoukas
I don't remember.
Michelle Yeoh
On January 24, Academy Award winner Michelle Yeoh takes command.
Paul Scheer
Gather your people. We're gonna need every one of them in Section 31, a new Star Trek original movie on Paramount. Plus, Section 31 is just a place for people to bend the rules.
Jason Mantzoukas
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Paul Scheer
What a cute idea.
June Diane Raphael
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Paul Scheer
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Jason Mantzoukas
I. I'm trying to figure out now, even watching the beginning again, what Mr. Boogaloo was trying to do here with these artists. Bugalow. I'm sorry.
Paul Scheer
I think Bugalow was trying to get the song to be the national anthem.
Michelle Yeoh
No, he's just trying to win. Isn't it your. Isn't it basically that song contest that still exists, the Eurovision, the song contest. That is like a thing, right? Isn't that a thing?
Paul Scheer
No, but, but, but.
Michelle Yeoh
All right. Foreigners, relax.
Paul Scheer
They perform it every day. Because when they're walking around like, well, at. It will be the national anthem of exercise, too.
June Diane Raphael
No, because I have a feeling that Menachem Golan's take on this was, you know, he wants to win and then there's someone else, he wants to beat them, and then the song becomes a national anthem.
Paul Scheer
Yeah.
June Diane Raphael
Anyway, I think that's about as deep as he probably got into it. You know, it was very difficult to.
Michelle Yeoh
Figure out why BIM Industries held so much sway as to be able to have a law that people needed to wear BIM marks on their goddamn heads.
June Diane Raphael
It snuck up. It snuck up on everybody. Where all of a sudden, now he's.
Michelle Yeoh
Basically like a fascistic leader and has taken over. And I get it, he's the devil. I couldn't quite tell if there was an allegory in this movie, but you.
Paul Scheer
Know what I have to say. Say it's a weird way, like, as June pointed out to me, like, it's an Adam and Eve story, which I didn't really get because the top.
Michelle Yeoh
Wait, what? It's about an apple.
Paul Scheer
Right?
June Diane Raphael
But he didn't get it.
Paul Scheer
But not really.
Jason Mantzoukas
I'm going to tell you guys, he didn't get it.
Michelle Yeoh
What?
Paul Scheer
I'm sorry, Paul.
Jason Mantzoukas
I feel really badly to say that out loud.
Paul Scheer
You can. You can tell me, because I think the top part was missing. I feel like there was no. Like, that guy who comes at the end, Mr. Topps. Like, he should have been at the top of the Movie.
Michelle Yeoh
You're right. Don't eat that apple.
Paul Scheer
What's up?
Michelle Yeoh
To have been a true.
June Diane Raphael
He should have bookended it.
Paul Scheer
He should have been the other manager. Like, stay with me and you'll be okay. And then the devil.
June Diane Raphael
Or he could have been the mayor of Moose Jaw because they're coming from an idol going into the pits of hell.
Michelle Yeoh
You go right ahead. You go to Sodom and Gomorrah. Just. Just don't eat that apple.
Paul Scheer
It's as if you picked up the Bible, like, 50 pages in. You're like, oh, okay. Like, I didn't see the first part of this.
Michelle Yeoh
Like, your understanding of the Bible is flawed, but it's.
Jason Mantzoukas
Let me just ask you this, Paul. Let me just ask you this. When you saw that gigantic apple, you just thought, oh, it's an apple.
Michelle Yeoh
Well, especially the.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah.
Michelle Yeoh
That it was being offered by the devil.
Paul Scheer
At that point, I was not paying attention to the logic. I was enjoying the magic.
June Diane Raphael
It is very sloppy, though, because there's this.
Michelle Yeoh
Right.
June Diane Raphael
You know, there's like, what is it? The devil? And, you know, the sell your soul for stuff. You know, I felt like that's what.
Paul Scheer
I thought it was. I thought it was more like. And then he's selling his soul.
June Diane Raphael
But I didn't get unpokito Nazi stuff. You know, all of that thrown in there.
Paul Scheer
But I feel like no one. Like, I wanted to see someone say, like, don't sign with that guy. Then I'd be like, okay, now I get it. Like, I mean. Well, I don't know that. That sounds dumb as I say it.
Michelle Yeoh
He was okay. The guy was like, I get he's the devil. He is like. But he's, like, not even close to not being the devil. He has horns.
Paul Scheer
Yeah, got it.
Michelle Yeoh
He might as well have cloven hooves for feet. He was a straight up, like, classic version of a devil, the triangular beard.
Paul Scheer
But I got. But I thought more of it. I thought it more of a story about, like, how the music industry is corrupting artists and music. I thought of it more like that. Less of, like an Adam and Eve.
Jason Mantzoukas
Honestly, in your defense, I think it was so hit over the head that I think there was a part of you in your mind that was like, well, it can't be this, because that's too obvious. And maybe I think you were actually looking for something deep, deeper.
Paul Scheer
You know, maybe you're right, June. I'm too smart for this movie.
June Diane Raphael
Well, and also, you're Hollywood, so you're totally.
Paul Scheer
I'm just.
June Diane Raphael
You don't See, past the music business. You don't need to.
Paul Scheer
Connecting to art and management and the problems of that.
June Diane Raphael
Exactly.
Michelle Yeoh
Yeah.
Paul Scheer
I mean, I'm in a daily struggle with that kind of.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.
Michelle Yeoh
I mean, contracts. The legalese of contracts and all that.
June Diane Raphael
Stuff is exactly like life and meaning. It's true.
Paul Scheer
I also am fascinated by movies that take place in the future when they try to figure out what the future is like, what. And this. It was just bigger. Champagne glasses were bigger, cameras were bigger, which seems the opposite of how we've all gone.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, yeah.
Paul Scheer
What's wrong with the champagne glass that we needed to reinvent.
June Diane Raphael
Listen, that is one area. This film does not make one misstep. Visually.
Michelle Yeoh
Yep.
June Diane Raphael
It is a delight for the eyes.
Michelle Yeoh
Yep. Everybody.
Paul Scheer
Beautiful.
June Diane Raphael
Everything about it is perfect. Visually.
Michelle Yeoh
Every. All of the metallic fabrics. Oh, crazy. Everybody like, crazy. Nonsense.
Paul Scheer
Well, now I want to get into the bim marks, too. The bim marks are. They're not like drugs or anything. They're just saying you're f. Like, it would. I mean, you're followers of.
June Diane Raphael
It's the number of the beast. It's just that dumb that.
Paul Scheer
That's it.
June Diane Raphael
It's that dumb. Yeah. You know, like the number of the beast. Okay. Yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
Paul, you should look no further than just the signs and symbols that are.
June Diane Raphael
Yes.
Michelle Yeoh
I can't believe I'm about. I genuinely can't believe I'm about to say this, but. Paul, what do you think was happening?
Paul Scheer
No, I got, like, I. I guess I felt like I wanted to see a deeper plan being hatched. Like, I didn't understand what this plan. All right, so it's a devil. He's controlling them, but not really. There's no real plan.
June Diane Raphael
Like, he's just sloppy filmmaking that you're seeing there. Maybe when she leaves the apartment and they just go, okay. You know, she's being trapped and she wants to go. And then. And I. You're expecting some sort of.
Paul Scheer
You're.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, like they're laying wait for somewhere. But no, that just goes and has babies in the hippie cave.
Paul Scheer
That. That's something that really, like, paid off. It was like, I thought, oh, the devil. You want to put this on them? And then he'll activate the BIM marks and everyone will be like an army. Like, I was expecting more like I was waiting for it to pay off.
June Diane Raphael
Like, you shouldn't just, after a couple years, be able to just peel it off.
Paul Scheer
Yeah.
June Diane Raphael
It shouldn't be a little more substantive than that.
Michelle Yeoh
I felt like. And I guess this is the point of Bim Hour and the Bim Marks and all that stuff is just to show us by the end of the movie, obviously, but to show us that the devil has won. He has gotten control over everybody. Except for the fucking hippies. They're fucking playing a flute in the woods. And then Mr. Topps comes down at the end and is like, you guys want to scram with me? And everybody, best as I can tell, commits suicide and walks into. It's a hail bop like that, like Jonestown right here.
Paul Scheer
But it's like, what was that? That cult that they all wore sneakers and they went up.
Michelle Yeoh
Yeah, yeah, the. The.
Paul Scheer
Same thing. Like, he pulled. Like, hey, our. Our Lord's gonna pull up in the golden Cadillac.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah.
Paul Scheer
And we'll all walk into his garden.
Michelle Yeoh
Alfie was like, he's gonna come. He's going to come. But then she's like, who's going to come? Mr.
June Diane Raphael
Tops.
Michelle Yeoh
What?
Paul Scheer
That's what I'm saying.
Michelle Yeoh
If there's a day who takes machina coming, why hasn't it not. Why is it not been mentioned?
Paul Scheer
This. Yeah, this character has not been mentioned.
Michelle Yeoh
That God is literally in a machine like the Cadillac.
Paul Scheer
This person's coming. I don't know who. They means nothing to me.
June Diane Raphael
It was really just. Do you know, is there any. Like, was it tacked on to the end? Like, did they.
Paul Scheer
I did do a little research right before the show. So this is my. What I'm giving you is my honest opinion. Then I found this. So I will tell you this. That.
June Diane Raphael
Oh, I'm sorry. Am I. Am I.
Paul Scheer
No, not at all. This is. I will tell you.
Michelle Yeoh
You ruined the show.
June Diane Raphael
I guess I did. I'm sorry.
Paul Scheer
No, not at all. I will tell you that. This is the. Apparently they shot an opening that was disastrous. It was supposed to take place in Mr. Top's world. Heaven. It's called Creation, where he brought Alfie to life. And then he also sang a song to Bugalow and he fell into the stream and disappears. But apparently when they were shooting it, they had animals and puppets and a tiger got loose. Elephants got their trunks stuck in set pieces. People wearing a brontosaurus costume passed out from the heat and no one could dance. And the cameras couldn't move anywhere because the set was so small. So they cut the entire opening, the biblical opening.
Michelle Yeoh
A tiger got loose. That's amazing.
Paul Scheer
So no one has ever seen.
Michelle Yeoh
Hey, have you seen the tiger? Yeah, he said he was going to craft services. Uh oh. Cause he's not there.
Jason Mantzoukas
The one thing I did like that Mr. Bugalow enforced was the mandated exercise in the middle of the day.
June Diane Raphael
That was nice.
Paul Scheer
When I saw that, I was like.
Jason Mantzoukas
That'S a cool idea. Yeah, I'll just like get up and move our bodies. Gotta do it.
Michelle Yeoh
Count down to four.
June Diane Raphael
No, it wasn't four minutes. It was an hour.
Michelle Yeoh
It was one hour.
June Diane Raphael
They were dancing like this.
Michelle Yeoh
It was one hour. And wait.
Jason Mantzoukas
I gotta say, even better.
Michelle Yeoh
Yeah, except for the fact that firemen stopped fighting fires.
Paul Scheer
Yes.
Michelle Yeoh
Doctors stopped treating patients like people died during Bim Hour just so that the living could have some calisthenic workout.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, and they're already wearing Mylar jumpsuits. That can't be good to work out in.
Paul Scheer
Well, I want to show some of Bim Auer here again. Just picture everyone that does everything in your life stopping to dance. So this is the dance break at Bim Hour. Attention please, good citizens. It is now one minute to 4:00. Time to stop ordinary activity activities and.
Michelle Yeoh
Prepare for the national Bim Hour.
Paul Scheer
All traffic must stop immediately.
Michelle Yeoh
Everybody's so stoked.
Paul Scheer
Throw down their hoses. Join in the National Fitness Program.
Michelle Yeoh
Stop fighting the fire, guys.
Paul Scheer
Citizens, attention. Counting down to BIM exercises designed for your health and peace of mind. All citizens must participate. Attention citizens. Shut down the machines. Operate your work. Get operated. 10 seconds to bim Hour. The National Fitness Program is watching you. 5, 4, 3, 2.
Michelle Yeoh
And these are the only lyrics.
Paul Scheer
Everyone's dancing. I don't know how they got hope the patient is even dancing and then dies. Nuns are not dancing and then boom.
Michelle Yeoh
They break out like perfectly choreographed.
Paul Scheer
Well, perfectly is tough to say in.
Michelle Yeoh
This movie, but hey, hey, hey, Bims on the way are the only lyrics to the song, presumably that lasts for one hour, which as far as I'm concerned, would make society go insane.
Jason Mantzoukas
That's true.
Paul Scheer
I do want to just go back to one thing again. If that folk singers, right, the one that he corroses. BB is her name. BB and Alfie. If BB and Alfie were so good, why is he trying to create her as like a pop star? Wouldn't he just try to capture her folk music?
Jason Mantzoukas
I think in some ways he may have felt threatened by her.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, I think that's right.
Michelle Yeoh
Well, what is. What is. He's watching them and they're about to beat Tandy and Bandy or whatever. And then they do beat them and he's like, they've got talent, they're good, whatever. What is unclear to me is to is why doesn't he let them sing Love Songs. Because clearly that works.
Paul Scheer
Well, that's what I'm saying. It's like saying, like watching Michael Jordan or, you know, or Stephon Curry. They don't call him Stephon. No.
Michelle Yeoh
You're a big sports guy, right?
Paul Scheer
Yeah, a huge sports guy.
Michelle Yeoh
Huge.
Paul Scheer
Very heavy into sports. Like, just be good at basketball and say, oh, now let's let them play, like, croquet. Like, it didn't make sense. Like.
June Diane Raphael
Well, I think. I think, too, that their. That their songs and their music was so beautiful and such, you know, like, they couldn't. Yeah, it's like, you know, God that's of God and he must crush that out.
Paul Scheer
So it's almost like disco. Disco is like killing society. So more disco.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, Disco is the work of them. And into the disco.
Paul Scheer
Like, you can't have the hippie shit out there. No, because that makes people think.
June Diane Raphael
It makes people feel too, like. Oh, yeah. Then all those. All those, like, trite cliches really are carrying me away.
Michelle Yeoh
Well, that's the thing is the devil. Disco is the devil's music, you know, so all of his agents have to be disco singers. And God's people are the hippies. Didn't you think that the hippie with a beard was God?
June Diane Raphael
Yes.
Paul Scheer
Yeah.
June Diane Raphael
They are played by the same guy.
Michelle Yeoh
Whoa. What?
Jason Mantzoukas
When were you gonna share this piece of information? This unlocks everything. We did meet God earlier.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah.
Michelle Yeoh
Huh.
June Diane Raphael
Wait, they are played by the same guy?
Paul Scheer
Yeah, they are played by the same. But I didn't think. But he's not.
Michelle Yeoh
That makes sense.
Paul Scheer
But he wouldn't know him as Mr. Top.
Jason Mantzoukas
So that's the Garden of Eden.
Michelle Yeoh
That's why he's able to be amongst. Amongst his people without being Mr. Top.
June Diane Raphael
And they talk to each other.
Paul Scheer
Right.
June Diane Raphael
They share the same screen. How about you, hippie dude, go first? All right, here I go.
Paul Scheer
So that is confusing. Yeah, that is definitely.
June Diane Raphael
No, that's like, they just. No, that. That was just probably. It was cheaper.
Paul Scheer
When they cut that first scene, they're like, oh, we got to figure out something to justify whether something.
Michelle Yeoh
We got to make this make sense. Because I care about.
June Diane Raphael
I got missed at. I got Mr. Topps for three weeks.
Michelle Yeoh
I'm worried.
June Diane Raphael
The king of the hippies.
Michelle Yeoh
I'm worried this isn't gonna add up.
Paul Scheer
And am I right in saying that both the male leads in this movie, not the devil, but the hunky guys, both look like Roger Daltrey?
June Diane Raphael
Yes.
Paul Scheer
They both have similarities. And the girl falls victim to him very quickly, within seconds.
Michelle Yeoh
Oh, yeah.
Paul Scheer
He gives her he drugs her.
Michelle Yeoh
Wait, what do you want me to do? Put this in my mouth? Okay. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, what is it? It's a pill. Okay, let's do it. Like, everybody's like, okay. Which I could not for the life of me figure out because she's like. They come. BB And Alfie come to the party after losing the contest, and Mr. Boogaloo immediately separates them with Bandy and Bandy. Yeah, whatever. And then shit just goes crazy. And why is everybody able to look at Roger Daltrey seduce Bibi? Right. That was also, like, for everybody's.
Jason Mantzoukas
But then they all laughed.
Michelle Yeoh
And then they all laughed at them, like, ha, ha, ha. You got seduced by this guy, like, pretty easy.
June Diane Raphael
You let him take you right to the peeping spot.
Michelle Yeoh
Yeah.
June Diane Raphael
The pre designated peeping spot that we wait downstairs.
Michelle Yeoh
We've all. We've watched you be Corrupted back up 6 inches.
Paul Scheer
There's also. There's also something here, too, that I just realized. The story was originally set in 1984 because of Orwellian themes, but then Golan decided, oh, that's too close. Let's go to 94. But that kind of loses the Orwellian theme because you don't immediately just think, like, all things in four. Like, 2004. Yeah, yeah.
Michelle Yeoh
It's like.
Paul Scheer
It's like 84. That's a real shitty way to do it.
Michelle Yeoh
Did everybody. Did everybody see Matilda May? Matilda. What was her name? From Life Force?
Paul Scheer
Was Matilda May in this?
Michelle Yeoh
I thought she is a dancer in this movie from. Wait, did nobody see that?
Jason Mantzoukas
I saw her.
Michelle Yeoh
You did.
Paul Scheer
Wait, no, you didn't see Life Force?
Jason Mantzoukas
No. There's an actress I saw in this movie who is from General Hospital and.
Paul Scheer
Also that's from Staying Alive, Fanola Hughes.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, Fanola Hughes.
Paul Scheer
No.
Michelle Yeoh
Who looks similar. Am I wrong?
Paul Scheer
No. Finola Hughes is in this movie.
Jason Mantzoukas
Hughes is definitely in this movie.
Michelle Yeoh
Yeah. I couldn't. I thought it was her, but maybe not because it would make sense because Life Force and this movie are both canon films.
Paul Scheer
Oh, maybe she was in it.
Michelle Yeoh
Well, I'm almost somebody. Come on. Nerds. You fucking assholes. I thought for sure you guys were gonna be on my side on this. I'm now. I am Deb. It.
June Diane Raphael
Wait, is Life Force that movie where, like, a beautiful woman turns into a killing machine?
Paul Scheer
Yeah, she's like a. No, no, no. That's. That's Species.
June Diane Raphael
Okay?
Paul Scheer
That's Natasha Hendrich.
June Diane Raphael
Life Force. I haven't seen Life Force.
Paul Scheer
You should see. It's pretty much the same idea it's just a woman from space who's naked the entire movie, sucking the life out of men. Yeah. I would love to talk about the ghetto or that place where they lived. And the woman that was his roommate. Mother. What was going on there?
Jason Mantzoukas
That lady, the landlady, is the only person that curses in the movie.
Michelle Yeoh
Okay, I'm wrong. She wasn't in it.
Jason Mantzoukas
Sorry.
Michelle Yeoh
God damn it. Sorry. Let's get back to this woman. Cause I was.
Paul Scheer
She's only credited as Alfie's landlady. She has no.
June Diane Raphael
Oh, there's no name.
Paul Scheer
No name. Alfie's landlady.
Michelle Yeoh
Sad for her.
June Diane Raphael
She kind of looked. There was something familiar about her.
Michelle Yeoh
Oh, she's Professor Sprout from Harry Potter.
Paul Scheer
Ah. Wow.
June Diane Raphael
That's why she looked familiar.
Michelle Yeoh
Whoa. I was off all over this movie. That's. I should have known that.
Paul Scheer
That's Miriam.
Jason Mantzoukas
It was this. The moment where he grabbed her boobs.
June Diane Raphael
See, I missed that because. I'm sorry, people. I missed him groping his landlady. No, I.
Michelle Yeoh
It is a.
June Diane Raphael
Watching this on a laptop at home in pieces, with children running around.
Paul Scheer
Yeah.
Michelle Yeoh
And it's neat to see this movie.
Paul Scheer
It's also a movie. It's also a movie that you check out for at moments. I would say there's a couple moments like, oh, I'm still watching something.
June Diane Raphael
Oh, fuck, yes.
Paul Scheer
Yeah.
June Diane Raphael
No, they were like, I took a leak in the middle of songs.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah.
June Diane Raphael
Because it's just. I don't need to see it.
Michelle Yeoh
Yeah. There was a couple of times I got confused because I would check out for a second. So I would rewind and be like, oh, I didn't miss anything. This is just a confounding series of scenes.
Paul Scheer
Well, their relationship. I was like, I thought it was his mother.
Michelle Yeoh
Yes.
Paul Scheer
I didn't think it was his Landly. But then they were like an airbnb situation because they seem like they're really in the same room. They're not. There's no, like, ups. No downstairs.
June Diane Raphael
No.
Paul Scheer
Right. Right.
June Diane Raphael
When she goes to cook, it's just, like, in a nook. Like an attached nook. His own sweet. She advertises it as such.
Paul Scheer
And she's keeping. He's been keeping her awake, writing amazing songs. And he'll grab her boobs just to goose her a little. To not get away with not paying the rent.
June Diane Raphael
You know how it is.
Michelle Yeoh
He owes her rent, but he's like, don't worry. I'm gonna sell this song. And she's like, I know you're gonna sell this song. And then he's like ha ha ha, rabba, rabba, rabba. And he like gives her like a real reach massage which I was into but but also that's what I was like. What is the relationship here? Where are we? Are we back in Moose Jaw? What's happening at T Mobile?
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Paul Scheer
Are you still quoting 30 year old movies? Have you said cool beans in the past 90 days? Do you think Discover isn't widely accepted? If this sounds like you, you're stuck in the past. Discover is accepted at 99% of places that take credit cards nationwide. And every time you make a purchase with your card, you quickly earn cash back. Welcome to the now it pays to Discover. Learn more@discover.com credit card based on the February 2024 Nelson report well, it also seemed like there were parts of the city like that was a very poor like it looked like you know, like a very like co op city or something like that. It was a very like poor area.
Jason Mantzoukas
Tenement house, a tenement house together.
Paul Scheer
But, but then other parts of the city were very rich. So I didn't know. But these people are also followers of bim. They didn't seem to get any of that trickle down economically.
Michelle Yeoh
Everybody's a follower of BIN by the end including all these dummies. And that's, and that's.
June Diane Raphael
I like, I like to think that that was like a very specific direction by menachem Golan like to like walking through the blocking of it and he goes. And then, you know, like you do with your mom, you grab her boobs. If anybody goes, no, just do it. Trust me. What do you. You're not a boy.
Michelle Yeoh
If anybody hasn't seen it yet, there's an amazing documentary on Netflix about Cannon Films.
Paul Scheer
It's amazing.
Michelle Yeoh
The company that made all these movies and it's fantastic. And the guys that created it are amazing characters.
Paul Scheer
Well, I'll just give you like a little backstory in this movie. The writers conceived the Apple as a three act Hebrew stage musical about God and the devil. But their vision was deemed too elaborate and costly to execute on stage. They showed it to Golan, who convinced him to turn it into an English language screenplay. Then they determined that that vision wouldn't work as a film. So they scrapped the story and 17 songs. Then Golan rewrote the script. He rewrote the script, added this landlady character who was not ever in this movie, and then just hired someone else to write the lyrics. So this is like a photocopy of a photocopy. They threw away the photocopy, wrote a new thing, and then photocopied that.
Michelle Yeoh
This movie makes Starlight Express look like Hamilton.
June Diane Raphael
You know, though I, I do think this movie, there is an earnestness to this movie.
Paul Scheer
Oh, there was.
June Diane Raphael
I don't feel like this is just some cynical, you know, just sort of like, ah, we'll do some knockoff. Like some other.
Paul Scheer
I feel like they were trying to say a lot.
Michelle Yeoh
Oh, yeah.
June Diane Raphael
And I, I remember there was some at the, at the top of the IMDb trivia. There was when it opened in Khan, people started booing and leaving halfway through. And Menockum. Golan went back to his hotel room when it was about to jump out the window.
Paul Scheer
Yes.
June Diane Raphael
When his business partner barged in and stopped him. That's like, holy shit, this guy was serious. The whole, like he was. This is not a laugh to him.
Paul Scheer
No, this is a. This is a big deal. This movie had a very mixed reception. They handed out soundtracks at one point to the audience and at the end of the movie they threw them at the screen and punctured the screen.
Michelle Yeoh
I get it. I would have, I would have disowned. This movie is shockingly bad in a way, though, that is that, you're right, is so sincere and is so serious. What they're trying to do, I can tell, is so serious, but it is so not getting there. It is such a disappoint it falls so short.
Paul Scheer
It's serious in theme, but never goes deeper than surface. Right. I feel like it's like.
Jason Mantzoukas
Well, you missed it, so.
Paul Scheer
Yeah, I guess. Right. Touche.
June Diane Raphael
This is what the people pay for. You going at it, Paul?
Paul Scheer
I've never heard the June chant in the show.
Michelle Yeoh
Yeah, yeah.
Paul Scheer
Oh, my God.
June Diane Raphael
Oh, yeah.
Michelle Yeoh
That's a real victory right there. I would like to talk about the song. Oh, Coming for you. It is. It is my theory. Do you have this by any chance?
Paul Scheer
I sadly do not. A huge.
Michelle Yeoh
It is my theory that this is the song and video that the grandfather was watching in the Star wars holiday special. This is what inspired that pseudo porn. Was this actual porn?
Paul Scheer
This was one of the most graphically disturbing songs.
Michelle Yeoh
Yes.
Paul Scheer
That I had ever.
June Diane Raphael
Sex production numbers.
Paul Scheer
Yeah. I mean, I wrote down some of the lyrics. I want to drain every drop of your love. I'll take it deeper. I'll make it tighter. Coming just for you.
June Diane Raphael
I like picturing you as a shrink reading back notes. Well, you did say.
Michelle Yeoh
And this again is a scene that features someone who has been drugged to make them pliable for sex.
Jason Mantzoukas
What's interesting about this, too, is the next morning. I don't know if this is. This is Pandy who's singing the song.
Paul Scheer
Yeah.
June Diane Raphael
Pandy is the male.
Paul Scheer
Oh, no.
June Diane Raphael
Dandy. It's Dandy. I think Dandy is the.
Michelle Yeoh
What is doing in this?
June Diane Raphael
Pandy.
Paul Scheer
It was Pandy. Pandy is the girl. Grace is the girl.
June Diane Raphael
I'm sorry, My mistake.
Jason Mantzoukas
So the next morning, Pandy comes to Bibi and says, you know, you have to go back and get Alfie. You have to. You have to.
Michelle Yeoh
So he loves you.
Jason Mantzoukas
He loves you. But here's what's interesting about Pandy's turn in the movie. It seems as though, because Alfie wouldn't have sex with her. Although I think they. I don't know, they definitely had sex. I wasn't sure. I wasn't sure she wanted to take you.
Paul Scheer
Now you like that.
Jason Mantzoukas
But it seemed as though she was. I don't know how to put this, but she was either offended that he wasn't that into it or because he ran away at the end.
June Diane Raphael
That's not. You know what that could be because it could be that he wasn't able to perform.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes. Something happens at the end of their lovemaking that. I'm sorry.
Paul Scheer
He says bb.
Jason Mantzoukas
He. He says, BB that's right. So with all.
June Diane Raphael
I really watched this.
Michelle Yeoh
We've all been there, right?
Paul Scheer
The best. I mean, they come with their bin marks. They're not fucking around.
Michelle Yeoh
Please, please. You guys are gonna leave tonight. Some of you are gonna have sex with each other. When you come, say BB. Hey, please, please, just do it. Just do it. Look into each other's eyes and say, ah. B.
Paul Scheer
I want everyone just to post pictures of them with these bim marks, but make no reference to the bim marks. I just wanted to take over in.
Michelle Yeoh
Your bim marks and say, bibi, take pictures. Put it online. Let's get weird.
Paul Scheer
Everybody go to work with your bim marks on.
Jason Mantzoukas
But here's my question. Was Pandy working on her own here or was she sent to do this by Mr. Boogaloo?
Michelle Yeoh
I think she was.
Paul Scheer
Yeah.
Michelle Yeoh
I think she was trying to seduce him for Mr. Boogaloo. The way that not Roger Daltrey seduced Bibi.
Paul Scheer
Right. The way Dandy seduced B.B. yeah, they were. Mr. Boogaloo was supposed to.
Michelle Yeoh
Right. But then she felt guilty about it and, and, and, and helped BB Escape instead, knowing that she would then suffer the consequences.
Paul Scheer
Yeah, she told Bulldog the. The bodyguard to let him go.
Michelle Yeoh
Yeah.
Paul Scheer
Yeah, Bulldog. Bulldog seemed like the most uncomfortable guy. Just a bigger man and just like.
Michelle Yeoh
Metal, like a metal job and like big inserted teeth to make him look like a bulldog.
Jason Mantzoukas
But here's the thing. Pandy never suffered any consequences.
Michelle Yeoh
I thought she was gonna be killed.
Jason Mantzoukas
She wasn't. When they arrived at that forest, she was there, just.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, yeah.
Michelle Yeoh
What?
Paul Scheer
Pandy escaped? Oh, she was with them?
June Diane Raphael
No, no, she just. There also, too, is a little foreshadowing at the end of the first big party sequence when Bebe goes off to her own room. After, I think it's maybe after that speed song, she goes off to her own room. Like, you know, Dandy tries to get her to party with the.
Jason Mantzoukas
She's not into it.
June Diane Raphael
Giant Kool Aid vases filled with Kool Aid. And then she goes to bed and he turns to Pandy and she takes the glasses with Kool Aid and hard ass drops him on the ground. So I think that was where we got a sense that she was a rebel, right? That she was standing up to be a rebel.
Michelle Yeoh
I also couldn't figure out, okay, when Alfie has been drugged and he bone zones Pandy, and then he's like, I gotta get outta here. Then he gets into a room with BB and not Roger Daltrey, and she's like, who are you? Get out. Does that happen?
Jason Mantzoukas
No, that was in his mind.
Michelle Yeoh
That was imaginary.
Paul Scheer
And why does he have these. Why does he have these flashes? Like, why is he Special that he's able to see all that stuff.
Michelle Yeoh
Yeah, I couldn't figure that out either. Why is he having, like some sort of clairvoyance to be able to understand that the earthquake and that this is the devil and the ba ba ba.
Paul Scheer
Right. He like. And again, even a title card would help me get some of this.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, Like, I think. I think they were just trying to subtly say that he's Mormon. Cause it comes very naturally to Mormon people.
Paul Scheer
Maybe you're right.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, I'm just. It could be.
Paul Scheer
So the Mormons take Moose Jaw.
June Diane Raphael
Probably not a stretch.
Paul Scheer
It sounds Mormon parable.
Michelle Yeoh
Yeah, it sounds Lutheran. Moose Jaw. I feel like Moose Jaw's right above Lake Woebego.
Paul Scheer
I was gonna say. Yeah, it's Garrison Keillor's like, Right. Breathing into his mic.
Michelle Yeoh
Tom and Tom Vilchist was pandy and dandy.
Paul Scheer
June, I want to just.
Michelle Yeoh
All of our Garrison Keelers are flawless. I bet people listening right now thought like, oh, we switched out of A Prairie Home Companion.
Paul Scheer
We kill the Prairie Home Companion audience here. June, I want to tell you something. I was just looking at the taglines of this movie. And here we go. It's 1994. The future is music, and music is the future. That's one tagline. But the other tagline is the power of rock, the magic of space. So maybe it did take place in space after all.
Michelle Yeoh
Space. Berlin. Space. Germany. With like a very short monorail. A very short monorail. And like a Soviet style buildings. And then like a hippie cave.
June Diane Raphael
I think that actually this. We wouldn't even be talking about this movie if it hadn't been made in Berlin. Like, it is just soaked to the bone with German weirdness. That just totally really makes it stand out, I think.
Paul Scheer
Well, let's go to the audience. Let's have them ask some questions. And if you're more interested in finding out about the apple, you can read Blake Harris's article over on Slash Film. You can just check that out right now. He got in with a lot of the people from the film, so. All right. Raise your hand if you have a question.
Jason Mantzoukas
Child. While you're walking over. Paul. When they have their child who's a year old, I guess.
Michelle Yeoh
Right.
June Diane Raphael
Well, that happened so fast.
Jason Mantzoukas
This is supposed to be two months old. And that child is enormous.
Michelle Yeoh
Yeah, that is. That's another example of when I looked away for a minute, I looked back.
June Diane Raphael
And they had a baby and they had a kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For a second I was like, is that the same guy? Yeah, yeah. I think maybe hippie babies grow big underground.
Paul Scheer
Possibly it's the lack of light.
Michelle Yeoh
Hippie babies. We're big underground.
Paul Scheer
Where are BIM people? Let's talk to our BIM people first.
June Diane Raphael
They're everywhere.
Paul Scheer
Come on over here. Your question. What would you call this? This movie? Your name, what you call this movie? And your question. Here we go.
Michelle Yeoh
Oh, boy.
Paul Scheer
Just the mark of the bim.
Jason Mantzoukas
I don't really know.
Paul Scheer
I like that. Mark of the BIM is good.
Michelle Yeoh
My question is, does anyone else think that this was actually filmed in an empty airport hangar? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Absolutely.
Paul Scheer
Apparently, the audience really agreed with you.
June Diane Raphael
Well, there's definitely, like, when, like, I started to mention the dance sequence with ballet 2000. And you can see. And the dancing in that particular scene, I was noticing in shots, they weren't really moving much. And then you see. Oh, they're like, on Convention center short, short carpet. Like, they're having to do a big. Like. It's like, you can't do a dance number on Convention center carpet.
Jason Mantzoukas
You've always said that.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, I've always said that. I'm like, and. And you better accept that or you better get the hell out of this.
Paul Scheer
By the way, I thought that was a performance by Ballet 2000. But then that wouldn't explain why Mr. Bugalow is also performing with Ballet 2000 if he's about to sign them. Like, I was like, oh. Cause this is a movie that does that weird thing where there's music being performed and then there's musical numbers. And that's always confusing to me because it's like, is this in the mind or is this in a real musical performance? I didn't know if Ballet 2000 was performing or not.
June Diane Raphael
I just say, go with it, man.
Paul Scheer
All right. Your name, your title of the movie, and your question. Justin. Title.
June Diane Raphael
The movie would be True Hollywood.
Paul Scheer
Alfie and Bebe. Ooh, I like it. And the question is more of, like, a comment, but going off of what June is saying, they do reference the fact that it needs to. They need to transfer this to a different planet. In that ending sequence with Mr. Tops and with Mr. Boogaloo or.
Michelle Yeoh
Or Bugalow or whatever his name is.
Paul Scheer
Like, about how they're gonna have to go start over in a new planet without him.
Michelle Yeoh
So maybe God learned his lesson with this incarnation.
Paul Scheer
So are we the new planet?
Michelle Yeoh
No, I think we've been abandoning Earth to the devil. Is it Earth?
June Diane Raphael
Yeah.
Paul Scheer
Is it Earth?
June Diane Raphael
That's Earth? Yeah.
Paul Scheer
Prequel for After Earth. You're gonna get this cup it says snow dad is better than no. All right, sir, your name. Your title for your movie and your question. My name is Tim. My title. Jesus Christ Superstar, the prequel. And did you guys notice how in this movie, unlike most movies, all of the women are dressed pretty, like, respectively, and covered up? And all of the men were just naked for a lot of it. Like, during the apple scene.
Michelle Yeoh
That is true. The women. The women are wearing a lot of like.
Paul Scheer
Like.
Michelle Yeoh
Like big tunics and like, things like silver metallic tunics and stuff. And the guys are pretty much nudesville.
Paul Scheer
I didn't notice that, but yeah, I guess you're right.
Michelle Yeoh
Yeah, they're all like, remember the orgy?
Paul Scheer
Yeah.
Michelle Yeoh
All the dudes are, like, straight up in, like. Like. Like a couple of pieces of rope.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah.
Paul Scheer
And the women are all covered up. Like, during the snake, he likes to show you what his dick looks like the entire film. The. During the apples, like, where she bites.
June Diane Raphael
The apple, she's wearing a dress.
Paul Scheer
And, like, the guy who's Adam is, like, in a thong.
Michelle Yeoh
Like, it's. You know, what is she more provocatively dressed? And then Mr. Bugalow is like, bink. And she's wearing a more. A more modest dress.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah, it's the future. It's the future. And I look forward to it. I look forward to it.
June Diane Raphael
Wow.
Michelle Yeoh
Wow.
Paul Scheer
I always appreciate people with handwritten notes. You have a lot of handwritten notes here. Okay, your name, your title, your question.
Jason Mantzoukas
Name is Alexis. I got a real, like, Tommy vibe. And the Roger Daltrey thing was totally on point. So Bimball Wizard.
Michelle Yeoh
Yeah.
Paul Scheer
Ooh, I like that.
Michelle Yeoh
Bimball is in the movie. Ashley, the marketing guru does create bimbo.
Jason Mantzoukas
There's also Bim Burger.
Paul Scheer
Ooh, Bim Burger. Yes.
Michelle Yeoh
Bim Bender, the director, been hit with microphones.
Paul Scheer
All right, your question.
Jason Mantzoukas
So, yeah, I wanted to bring up. I'm a former journalist, and so I really related to Joe Pittman.
Paul Scheer
Oh, I wrote that about. I want to talk about Joe Pittman so much, I forgot about his name.
June Diane Raphael
Remember that name?
Jason Mantzoukas
Joe Pittman, the intrepid reporter from the Daily Post. And I actually was wondering if you guys could sort of unpack how this movie may have been fairly prescient about the crisis that newspaper reporters were going.
Michelle Yeoh
To go, are you saying that Mr. Bugalow is Rupert Murdoch? Murdoch.
Paul Scheer
Exactly.
Jason Mantzoukas
Exactly.
Michelle Yeoh
I like where you're going, Alexis. I like where you're going.
Paul Scheer
I actually like Joe Pittman because Joe Pittman reminded me of Mark Ruffalo in Spotlight. He's, like, really kind of meek, but Asking the hard questions. I know, Mr. Buccalow.
Michelle Yeoh
I just think Mr. Buccalow, people are saying it might be the devil. I don't know.
Paul Scheer
Stay right here. I'm gonna get you a special prize. Yeah, that is it. Is that Rupert Murdoch? I guess. I mean, maybe it could be the.
June Diane Raphael
Guy that played that, too. I noticed because I saw that the lyrics were written by George Clinton, and I was like, no fucking way is that George Clinton writing some of these, literally lyrics. And then I looked at. I. I just cross referenced it somewhere, and it was George S. Clinton who played that guy. That guy that played that reporter was the lyricist.
Michelle Yeoh
Yeah.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah.
Michelle Yeoh
That's amazing.
June Diane Raphael
He's George S. Sure.
Michelle Yeoh
I'll write two songs. I just want to be in.
June Diane Raphael
He. He. He was scoring previous Golden Globus Ninja movies, and that's how he got.
Paul Scheer
I love the. The canon films. The canon of canon films. I mean. I mean, Golan directed 46 movies, I believe, like, over the top being one of them. And I think every movie that they made, he pretty much directed or 46 is a lot. And probably none of them made over $134,000. Yes. Your name, your title of your movie and your question. Hi, my name's Andrew. I guess. Dude, where's my bib?
Michelle Yeoh
I would have gone bim. Where's my car?
Paul Scheer
Bim. Where's my car? My question is around accents. Okay. Were they a direct choice? Because everyone had a different accent. Everyone had a different accent.
Michelle Yeoh
You have an accent.
Paul Scheer
I do.
Jason Mantzoukas
You do have an accent.
June Diane Raphael
I'm glad you said it.
Michelle Yeoh
Right, so. Oh, surprise, surprise. You want to talk about accents? Hey, no narcissists at our show. Your question is. Can we talk about me for a minute? You're the worst.
Jason Mantzoukas
I will say Alfie's accent came and went. It was here.
Paul Scheer
Wait, he was putting it on.
Jason Mantzoukas
I'm sorry.
June Diane Raphael
No, he was. No. Do you think he was putting it on?
Jason Mantzoukas
No, I don't.
June Diane Raphael
He's Scottish. He is. He's Scottish. Yeah. Yeah. So I think he just was watering down a Scottish accent. No, because that guy, it was like. Or maybe I'm thinking of Pandy.
Paul Scheer
He's from the boondocks.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, that's what he said.
Paul Scheer
He was like, I'm from the boondocks. Yeah.
Michelle Yeoh
Guys, don't fight. You remember, you love each other.
Paul Scheer
From the boondocks. That can talk to us.
Michelle Yeoh
Wait, he was on the TV show the Boondocks. I'm just gonna make this even more complicated. Yeah, the accents were terrible, you know, from the. You know Weird. Kind of European. Frenchy. Kind of Mr. Boogaloo is clearly French. Right? And Italian. He speaks Italian and German as well.
Paul Scheer
The devil has a many faceted talk.
Michelle Yeoh
But I feel like his resting accent was Frenchy, Right?
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes. I had a hard time understanding him.
Paul Scheer
He's Polish.
Michelle Yeoh
Is he?
Paul Scheer
Yes.
Michelle Yeoh
Interesting.
Paul Scheer
Yes. Your question, your name of the movie, and your question. Christine Lamay all day. And I had a revelation earlier when I thought about Bebe doing her Speed video. She reminded me so much of Ke$ha from the bad hair and the eye makeup.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, and the metallic triangles too.
Paul Scheer
Do you think Ke$ha ripped off this movie? Wow.
Michelle Yeoh
Wow. That would be amazing. We need to take ke$ha to task.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah.
Paul Scheer
Is ke$ha.
Michelle Yeoh
I would say hashtag ke$ha. We know what you did.
June Diane Raphael
I would say cut. Kesha.
Paul Scheer
I would say I'm appreciative of Kesha more than I ever thought. Now she's going into the apple to kind of pull.
Michelle Yeoh
I love that speed. What? That Speed video I thought was amazing.
Paul Scheer
That's the best song.
Michelle Yeoh
I was gonna say. That's the best. Yep. Just pure song. I would legit listen to that song, like, while running for my life.
June Diane Raphael
Right. Well, and it works so great, too, because it's. Well, what's the song about? Speed.
Paul Scheer
Yep.
June Diane Raphael
Well, is it about anything else? America. Just those two things. Yeah, just those two things. Oh, all right. Sounds good.
Michelle Yeoh
So that. That makes it a much more complex song than all the others, which are about one thing.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, yeah.
Michelle Yeoh
That one of them is coming, right?
June Diane Raphael
Hey, hey, hey.
Michelle Yeoh
Here comes the bim. I do think it's the bim.
June Diane Raphael
No, Bim's on its way.
Michelle Yeoh
Bim's on its way. Sorry.
June Diane Raphael
Bim's on the way. I don't know. To do what?
Paul Scheer
Maybe it's like apple crush out all individuality. I mean, it could be like a Steve Jobs thing too. Like, we're all so into that we logo ourselves in 1979. Yeah.
Michelle Yeoh
All right.
Paul Scheer
A time traveler came back to warn us of our future.
June Diane Raphael
That line barely made it to the stage. You cast it so weakly.
Paul Scheer
Yes, sir. Your name? Your name, your title and your question.
Michelle Yeoh
I'm David. My title would be escalator to heaven. And was I the only one that noticed all their vehicles? How much they look like the car that Homer Simpson designed? Another cultural ripoff. Simpsons ripped off the apple.
Paul Scheer
I don't put that above the writers of the Simpsons. To have an homage to the apple in there. I feel like they do a lot of stuff like that. Oh, sir. With a notebook up. I'll take a notebook, sir. All right, sir.
Michelle Yeoh
Ooh, I hope it's the Notebook from the movie.
Paul Scheer
Your name, your title, and your question.
Michelle Yeoh
My name's Jason. Yeah, that guy gets it. How you doing? Doing good. I haven't seen you at any of the meetings. My title. All right. Okay. You're gonna blow me off. Dick move, bro. Now I know why you haven't been invited.
Paul Scheer
My title would be the Crapple. Ooh.
Michelle Yeoh
And I was just wondering, which do you think is a better workout, The BIM Hour or the Jamie Lee Curtis Sports Connection workout? From Perfect.
Paul Scheer
They're very similar. They're very similar. They have a lot of. I mean, I almost say they're identical. Really?
Michelle Yeoh
No. Jamie Lee Curtis that. You know, that whole thrusting thing is really. This is just a lot of like. Like raising of the arms and kicking.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, Yeah.
Paul Scheer
I would say this is more cardiovascular, masculine sound than the Jamie Lee Curtis one. Really?
June Diane Raphael
This. A lot of these songs, I think, have their roots in just children. Children's, like, German work marches.
Paul Scheer
Yes. Yeah.
June Diane Raphael
So they're very simple. They're meant to be, you know.
Michelle Yeoh
Yep.
June Diane Raphael
Like, what came off to the woods for light manufacturing. Yeah.
Michelle Yeoh
That's what the people in the machine like. I don't think anybody's getting in shape during the bim hour.
Paul Scheer
It is an hour.
Jason Mantzoukas
A lot of high kicks.
Paul Scheer
Dancing. You are getting. It's an hour of dancing, perhaps.
Michelle Yeoh
All right, I mean, let's see. Half of. Let's agree. Half of you go on the Jamie Lee Curtis workout. Half of you guys go on the app, the BIM hour, and we'll come back in a month and we'll see how we did.
Paul Scheer
All right, sir, your name, your title, and your question, come to me. Here we go.
Michelle Yeoh
Hi, I'm Charles.
June Diane Raphael
My name would be. You can't understand what I'm saying.
Paul Scheer
But don't worry, because you'll forget it instantly because there's no melody. It's a very long title, like the Birdman title. My question is, do you think that.
June Diane Raphael
There was a production meeting where they said, hey, no.
Paul Scheer
Who has.
Michelle Yeoh
Do you think there was a production meeting? Question mark should be it, and the answer no. Do you think there was a meeting.
Paul Scheer
There where they said, hey, what have you seen? And what are you going to see? Because we have the cars from Back to the or from Ghostbusters. We have half the people dressed in X wing fighter jumpsuits, and we have the 1984 themes, and we have the Star wars cantina scene when they go to the lobby.
June Diane Raphael
They show the close up of the clown. It's like the cantina scene where, like.
Paul Scheer
There'S all the freaks, just. No, you're saying there's no defining link to any of these wardrobes. They, like, seem to take from everything.
Michelle Yeoh
How about when the tall guy becomes the small guy? Remember when that happened?
June Diane Raphael
No.
Michelle Yeoh
What do you wait it over there? This was during the. In the. In the lobby of BIM Industries. Like, there's a tall guy walking around and then he goes behind a thing and a little guy comes out and it's like, what. Why are there clowns? That to me also, though, says something very powerful, which is clowns are agents of the devil.
Paul Scheer
Well, we know you have an issue with clowns.
Jason Mantzoukas
Well, I'm. Now I'm thinking that there were other departments at bim.
Paul Scheer
Yeah, like a circus. Clowning.
June Diane Raphael
Clowning, yeah. We're the largest music and clowning conglomerate in the world.
Michelle Yeoh
And also large fruit manufacturing.
Paul Scheer
Who has a really good question? Who thinks they have a really good. Really good question? Oh, my gosh, I need these apples. Bigger notes. I'll go to a notes.
June Diane Raphael
Large pieces of fruit and vegetables for trade shows, et cetera.
Michelle Yeoh
On the roof is our giant orchard.
Jason Mantzoukas
And Paul, quick question for you. When you were watching the movie, were you ever thinking back on the title and wondering.
Michelle Yeoh
Did you think. Wait, I have a question.
Paul Scheer
Really slamming me. Yeah.
Michelle Yeoh
Paul, did you think the movie took place in New York because it was the apple? Yeah. Yeah.
Paul Scheer
These are. These are really good questions. I. I'm. I'm gonna say, when I saw the apple, I was impressed with the size of the apple.
Jason Mantzoukas
The whole week, we're watching the apple. We're watching the apple. The apple's on Amazon. Gotta watch the apple.
Paul Scheer
I was just saying it like that.
Michelle Yeoh
This is a real window into your lives.
Paul Scheer
Jude.
Michelle Yeoh
Jude, wake up.
Paul Scheer
Wake up.
Michelle Yeoh
Don't forget we're watching the apple.
Jason Mantzoukas
I heard the phrase the apple so many times.
June Diane Raphael
It sounds like you have a child running the apple. The apple. The apple. I wasn't saying.
Paul Scheer
I was not running around the house proclaiming, the apple is on Amazon.
June Diane Raphael
Hey, apple.
Michelle Yeoh
Hey, Jude. I met this.
Paul Scheer
I definitely think I thought the apple. I. I'm sorry, I got more. I think I was just seeing it at face value, which is like. Like, I got the idea that the devil was like, bite into this apple. But I didn't see someone telling him not to do it.
June Diane Raphael
I still am cutting you some slack because it's such a sloppy execution of the Adam and Eve Garden of Eden metaphor. Because there's no fucking heaven to start, you know. There's no Eden to start out with.
Paul Scheer
That's what I'm saying. You didn't see anything before it.
June Diane Raphael
We just go right to the snakes. Already won, you know.
Paul Scheer
All right. Your name, your title of the movie and your question. My name is Kathleen. The title? I have no idea. Like apple doo or something.
Jason Mantzoukas
Apple do like Xanadu.
Paul Scheer
Great. All right. With apples.
Michelle Yeoh
Okay, so at the end, like, Mr. Tops comes and he's like, okay, I'm leaving this place.
Paul Scheer
And so arguably it becomes like, hell on earth because the devil's there. But like the landlady mom title lady, she still.
Michelle Yeoh
She didn't make it to the hippie refugee camp.
Paul Scheer
So like, arguably, all these pretty nice.
Michelle Yeoh
People are just left on hell on Earth because they didn't make it to.
Paul Scheer
The Cadillac in the sky.
Michelle Yeoh
Yep. And what happened?
June Diane Raphael
So what's your point?
Michelle Yeoh
Yep. Fuck em, bro.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, sorry.
Paul Scheer
It's a really dark ending of the movie that I didn't think about. There's hundreds, thousands, millions of people.
Michelle Yeoh
God abandons earth with Max.
Paul Scheer
30 people. Max.
Michelle Yeoh
Max.
June Diane Raphael
And it's like, that's what the apocalypse will be. Just as lazy and just as half ass.
Michelle Yeoh
That's what the leftovers was. It's just 30 people disappear and everybody's like, are you serious? I think we are super fucked.
Paul Scheer
And arguably like those 30 people, you wouldn't really miss. Cause they were just like weirdo hippies. Yeah. They had nothing to bring.
Michelle Yeoh
Although our terrible jam band music festivals would be empty. You fucking idiots.
Paul Scheer
We've talked about the end a lot, but I figure, let's hear a little bit of Mr. Topps and the devil talking. Oh, yeah, because this is a great scene right here. The devil. Sorry, The God is Mr. Topps. Is coming from his golden Cadillac in the sky. And we'll just hear a little bit of this. Slowly walking with. No. And then it. Pierce. Who the hell are you?
Michelle Yeoh
They call me Mr. Tubbs. Sergeant, arrest that man. I can. What do you mean you can't?
Paul Scheer
I can't with my legs.
Michelle Yeoh
I'm paralyzed.
Paul Scheer
Come and join this, all of you. The devil seems powerless here. They all just walk away.
Michelle Yeoh
The car drives away without anybody in.
Paul Scheer
It, which is confusing. The car is like, I'm leading the way.
Michelle Yeoh
Oh, he's at it. Okay, that makes sense. Car sing.
Paul Scheer
Follow me. Got it.
Michelle Yeoh
Okay, I get it.
Paul Scheer
Wait a minute. Where do you think you're taking them?
Michelle Yeoh
I don't know yet.
Paul Scheer
I'm looking for a new place, a new planet.
Michelle Yeoh
If I can find one free from your pollution.
Paul Scheer
Don't tell me you're going to start all over again.
Michelle Yeoh
Yes, but this time without you.
Paul Scheer
Without me? But my dear Tops, you know that is impossible. The world simply cannot exist without me.
Michelle Yeoh
Let's give it a try.
Paul Scheer
And then Mr. Tops walks away. And I will say that I think that the takeaway I got from this movie was that disco is really bad.
Michelle Yeoh
Yes.
Paul Scheer
I mean, that's really what. That's the whole thing, really, Paul. That's what I walked away with. Disco is bad. I also thought when he came down, he said, my name is Mr. Tibbs, which I thought was like maybe a.
Michelle Yeoh
Reference to call me Mr. Tibbs. That would be amazing if a white character came down and said, they call me Mr. Tibbs. Oh, I will say I did have a little bit of a problem when all of the black characters were singing about the devil. He knows how to be a master.
Paul Scheer
Oh, yeah, that was tricky.
Michelle Yeoh
I had some real problems with that.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, yeah, I checked out for that. That was like. I don't like, like this part.
Michelle Yeoh
I don't care for this.
June Diane Raphael
I'm on board with everything else but this part. No, no, no, no, no.
Paul Scheer
Obviously we had an opinion about this movie, but there are people out there that had a different opinion. It is now time for second opinions. Now, last time we did a live show, I asked if someone here has composed a song. They can sing it. I will give you that chance.
Michelle Yeoh
Coward. You cowards.
Paul Scheer
All right, well, that then if you all want to make up your own lyrics to it right now, I'll count to three and all of you guys try to sing it once. Here we go. One, two, three. Great.
Michelle Yeoh
You really. You guys start strong and then it just goes to shit.
Paul Scheer
They could have just sang the BIM song. Really? And just like second opinion. Second opinions. All right, here we go. These are five star reviews culled from Amazon. This is by Cindy Wegman, the movie. I don't understand it personally, but my husband loves it. The music is wonderful and I would like to get that CD for myself personally. Five stars personally.
Michelle Yeoh
Hey. Hey, babe. Are you on Amazon right now? Oh, cool. Will you just write a review for the Apple and tell them I love it?
Paul Scheer
I don't get it, but I love the cd.
June Diane Raphael
I just like to see my husband happy finally. He's had a tough year. Shingles, you know? Anyway, I don't get it.
Paul Scheer
This is written by cpa. CPA wrote this. I have been trying to get ahold of this movie for years. I was One of the dancers. And it was a really funny experience to make and we could all not stop laughing at the rushes. It was an Israeli film crew, a British cast, and filmed in Berlin. I can't wait to see it again and do the bim. I always thought it would be a cult movie. Five stars. Seems like she's waiting for two to become. And now, finally, this one, I think. I mean, it's obviously written in jest, but it's so well written, I wanted to read it from Tim Edstrom. The Apple is a merciless depiction of Neo Eden, flawless in its presentation, brilliant Israeli director Golan is the master of his craft. When. Wait, why am I. How do you. Wait, what's the scientist?
Michelle Yeoh
Copernicus.
Paul Scheer
Copernicus, yes. Sorry. When Copernicus first asserted that the sun, not the Earth, was the center of the universe, he attained immediate pariah status. Yet time proved that he was correct and a brilliant visionary. Those who disparage this starkly beautiful film are those who disparaged Copernicus so many years ago. Witness and myopic in their worldview, Golan has created a world that is uncanny in its resonance to today's post Clintonian United States, where corporations choose what musics will enjoy and where police officers break into dance, a subversive symbol of the racial injustice that is today's police force. Dancing nuns.
June Diane Raphael
Oh, these dancing cops.
Paul Scheer
Nostradamus would be proud that Golan could foresee, way back in 1980, the dance around the facts of child molestation within the Catholic Church. This is truly a tour de force of film verite. In its own brilliant, pitless way, the Apple evokes our own age in its quest for glitter and success. The Apple does not moralize over the fate of the beautiful Mr. Bugalow, who loves so unwisely. Although his last song is thoroughly chilling, commenting on his life and the world in which he lived. 1985 stars.
Michelle Yeoh
That is concerning. So as the people who are criticizing Copernicus, does that make us the church?
Paul Scheer
Yeah, that's it.
Michelle Yeoh
Amazing, guys.
Paul Scheer
And so I just want to be clear on one thing. This is kind of an Adam and Eve thing, right?
June Diane Raphael
Yes, yes.
Paul Scheer
Just want to make sure. Anything that we hadn't talked about that anyone wants to bring up.
Michelle Yeoh
Oh, I'm sure there's stuff we're forgetting. I just can't remember. But, yeah, no, we're good.
Paul Scheer
All right. I feel like we definitely covered a lot of it. And let's get into plugs. What do we want to plug here, Andy? Anything you'd like to plug no. Jason?
Michelle Yeoh
Not really.
Paul Scheer
June?
Jason Mantzoukas
Nah.
Paul Scheer
Well, just follow us on Twitter @HDTGM. Please wear your bims out there, take pictures, tag yourself, put it on our Facebook page.
Michelle Yeoh
Call each other BB while you fuck.
Paul Scheer
A big thank you to Nate Kiley who did all our research. Avril Halley, who pulled all of our clips. July, up in the booth. Everybody here at Largo. Thank you guys so much. We'll let you take pictures now. Here we go. A big thank you to our amazing guests. A big thank you to the Largo Theater and Flanny who runs the Largo Theater. If you're ever in LA, go check out largola.com they have amazing shows. Adam Sandler just performed there and he fucking killed it. Check out everybody at Earwolf and Hal. They have some great shows going on. Also want a big thanks to July Diaz who does the work out in the field with us, recording these live episodes, listening to these episodes. A big shout out to Avril Halley who pulls all of our clips. She's the best. And I probably mispronounce her name like 50% of the time. Nate Kiley, who just kills it. Love Nate. Awesome doing the research. And make sure you head on over to film.com to read the oral history of the Apple. This one is a good one. And finally, last but not least, go check out our Facebook and Twitter pages because we have fan art designed by Leanna Waldron and by you guys. And we also announced stuff that no one else knows. So with all that being said, we'll see you next time. Always so fresh, delicious and nutritious. Egglund's best eggs fuel the body with six times more vitamin D, 10 times more vitamin E and 25% less saturated.
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Episode Details:
The episode delves deep into the 1980 film The Apple, a musical that has garnered a reputation for its perplexing narrative and eccentric execution. The hosts, along with special guest Andy Richter, embark on a comedic yet critical analysis of the movie, exploring its storyline, thematic intentions, and overall impact.
Paul Scheer opens the discussion by expressing his initial confusion upon watching the film:
“The whole movie is a generic Meat Loaf song. And I feel like every... they told the guy who was writing all the music, just write opening lyrics and one chorus and then abort. We'll just repeat that over and over again.” (07:53)
June Diane Raphael echoes this sentiment, highlighting the film's attempt to imitate other works but falling short in execution:
“It is unique in that it's attempting to ape other things, but it does it not just like badly, but just like in the way that you'd think a squirrel would understand language.” (05:18)
Jason Mantzoukas shares his initial misconception about the movie's setting:
“For the first 15 minutes of the movie, I thought this was taking place in outer space.” (05:41)
The hosts delve into the movie's underlying themes, attempting to decode its metaphorical intentions. Paul Scheer suggests a critique of the corrupting influence of the music industry:
“I thought it was more like... how the music industry is corrupting artists and music.” (20:37)
June Diane Raphael compares the narrative to an Adam and Eve story, albeit a twisted version:
“I think it was an Adam and Eve story, which I didn't really get because the top...” (18:32)
Michelle Yeoh points out the film's attempt to intertwine these biblical themes with modern societal issues:
“He already manages BIM. BIM is the name of the company.” (04:16)
A significant portion of the discussion centers around the film's troubled production. Paul Scheer reveals insights into the scrapped opening sequence:
“Apparently they shot an opening that was disastrous. It was supposed to take place in Mr. Top's world, Heaven. But then a tiger got loose, elephants got their trunks stuck in set pieces... they cut the entire opening.” (25:23)
This abrupt change led to narrative inconsistencies, leaving the audience bewildered about the movie's setting and thematic direction.
The hosts analyze the characters, particularly focusing on Mr. Boogaloo and his portrayal:
“He didn't get it. He is like, not even close to not being the devil. He has horns.” (20:37)
June Diane Raphael questions the casting choices, noting the confusion arising from characters sharing the same actor:
“They are played by the same guy. But I didn't think he was the devil.” (31:03)
Paul Scheer humorously compares the male leads to Roger Daltrey, adding to the critique of the film's lack of originality:
“The male leads in this movie, they both look like Roger Daltrey.” (31:59)
The hosts dissect specific scenes, including the perplexing "BIM Hour" dance sequences:
“It's like saying, disco is killing society. So more disco.” (71:08)
Jason Mantzoukas highlights the over-the-top nature of these sequences:
“It was 1985 stars.” (75:39)
June Diane Raphael points out the absurdity of mandated public dances, comparing them to high-kick workouts:
“It's like a children's German work march. They're all meant to be, you know, simple.” (63:05)
The live audience engages with the hosts, raising questions that further unravel the movie's intricacies and inconsistencies.
Example Questions and Discussions:
Accents and Localization:
Question: “Do you think the accents were a direct choice? Because everyone had a different accent.”
Discussion: Hosts debate the portrayal of accents, speculating on Mr. Boogaloo’s linguistic background and its impact on character perception. Jason remarks:
“I had a hard time understanding him.” (58:35)
Filming Locations and Set Design:
Question: “Does anyone else think that this was actually filmed in an empty airport hangar?”
Discussion: The consensus among the hosts aligns with the audience’s observation, acknowledging the movie's limited set design and its contribution to the overall incoherence.
Subplots and Story Arcs:
Question: “Did you think the movie took place in New York because of the apple?”
Discussion: Hosts analyze the symbolic significance of the apple and its ambiguous placement, with Paul suggesting:
“It's like 84. That's a real shitty way to do it.” (33:33)
Character Arcs and Development:
Question by Alexis: “Did you guys notice all their vehicles? How much they look like the car that Homer Simpson designed?”
Discussion: The hosts explore the movie’s reliance on recognizable but poorly integrated cultural references, drawing parallels to The Simpsons.
As the discussion winds down, the hosts reflect on their collective experience watching The Apple. Paul Scheer sums up the overarching theme he perceived:
“I was just saying it like that. I'm just seeing it at face value, which is like... the devil was like, bite into this apple. But I didn't see someone telling him not to do it.” (67:25)
June Diane Raphael expresses disappointment in the film's failure to cohesively deliver its intended message:
“Such a sloppy execution of the Adam and Eve, Garden of Eden metaphor. There's no heaven to start, you know. The snakes already won.” (67:38)
Michelle Yeoh adds a touch of humor while maintaining the critique:
“He might as well have cloven hooves for feet. He was a straight-up, classic version of a devil.” (20:37)
Throughout the episode, several memorable quotes emerge, encapsulating the hosts' frustrations and comedic take on the film:
On Bim Marks:
“If you don't know what we're talking about, good luck.” (04:59)
On Mr. Boogaloo’s Motives:
“How did Schwarzenegger grow a baby in his belly?” (01:56)
On the Dance Sequences:
“It's an hour of dancing, perhaps.” (63:27)
On Production Flaws:
“They took away the biblical opening because the set was too small.” (25:27)
On the Movie's Ambiguous Themes:
“It was like a Steve Jobs thing too. We're all so into that we logo ourselves in 1979.” (60:57)
The hosts unanimously agree that The Apple stands as a testament to misguided ambition in filmmaking. While the movie attempts to tackle profound themes through a musical lens, its execution fails to resonate, resulting in a convoluted and disjointed narrative. The episode concludes with the hosts encouraging listeners to explore further critiques and oral histories related to the film, emphasizing the podcast's mission to dissect and celebrate the most bewildering cinematic endeavors.
Notable Mentions:
Documentary Recommendation:
Michelle Yeoh recommends a Netflix documentary on Cannon Films, praising its in-depth exploration of the studio's influence on such cult movies.
Viewer Engagement:
The hosts encourage listeners to engage with their content on social media, share fan art, and participate in discussions about the films covered.
This episode of How Did This Get Made? offers a comprehensive and humorous breakdown of The Apple, highlighting its flaws while celebrating its status as a cult classic of bad cinema. The detailed analysis, coupled with the hosts' comedic chemistry, provides both entertaining and insightful content for enthusiasts of film oddities.