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John (Dr. Spacer)
Fear. I have to make them afraid. He's got a motorcycle. Get after him.
Alex
I'll have you shot. You mean blow up the building?
John (Dr. Spacer)
From this moment on, none of you are safe.
Alex
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John (Dr. Spacer)
Hell no. She killed people.
Alex
So have you.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Not like that. She's a lunatic. She experimented on people while they were alive. Just like Springfield Corp. And you guys invited her here?
Alex
Dr. Lewis will explain.
John (Dr. Spacer)
I don't care what she has to say. Screw this place and screw sticking around here.
Alex
She'll send you back to prison.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Good. That might be better. Anyway, just let me go.
Alex
Going somewhere, Dr. Spacer Guards?
John (Dr. Spacer)
Really?
Alex
I'm sorry.
John (Dr. Spacer)
And who the hell are you?
Alex
Please escort the good doctor back to the living quarters.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Alex, you said I didn't have to participate in the work.
Alex
You don't.
John (Dr. Spacer)
But I can't leave.
Alex
No, you can't.
John (Dr. Spacer)
It.
Alex
This is your room.
John (Dr. Spacer)
What the hell is this, Alex?
Alex
I mean, I know it's a tiny room, but.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Not talking about the room. I know. You should have warned me.
Alex
Would you have come, John?
John (Dr. Spacer)
I. Probably not. I don't know.
Alex
You would have stayed in prison overworking with Dr. Gatz.
John (Dr. Spacer)
I'm still in prison. Apparently. Ria told me I shouldn't trust anyone. I'm not sure if she was talking about the old Springfield Corp scientists or you guys.
Alex
I'll let you get settled in.
Huck
Sounds like someone just learned that they can't leave. Don't worry. We can't go out either.
Janie Hamper
You go out all the time. I'm Janie Hamper. Nice to meet you, John.
John (Dr. Spacer)
He told you about me?
Janie Hamper
I have super hearing.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Really?
Huck
Her room is right next door. I'm down the hall. And even I heard Alex say her name.
Janie Hamper
Couldn't resist. I have a different power. But Hakir actually doesn't sleep, so he's always listening.
John (Dr. Spacer)
I'M sorry to hear that.
Huck
She's being serious. I can't sleep.
Janie Hamper
I really have super speed.
Dr. Lewis
Watch.
Janie Hamper
Did you see it?
Huck
She's kidding again.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Thanks, Huck. You know, I'm actually blessed with the ability to tell specifically if Janey is being sarcastic or not.
Janie Hamper
That'd be a really useless power.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Power? I'm sorry, do you guys think you're some sort of superhero team or something?
Huck
That would require us to do something heroic?
John (Dr. Spacer)
Look, guys, I'm tired. I'm trapped here. I just want to go to sleep.
Janie Hamper
Aren't you just excited to give back?
John (Dr. Spacer)
What?
Janie Hamper
Like to see what things they learned from studying us?
John (Dr. Spacer)
I'm not here to be studied, brother.
Huck
We're all here to be studied by Dan, whether they admit that or not.
John (Dr. Spacer)
So it sounds like these guys are just as bad as Springfield Corp. As who?
Janie Hamper
What?
John (Dr. Spacer)
Springfield Corp.
Janie Hamper
I heard you. I just don't know what that is.
John (Dr. Spacer)
The evil scientists who caused these mutations.
Huck
Now who sounds like a superhero?
John (Dr. Spacer)
No one told you why this happened to you?
Janie Hamper
I'm just lucky.
John (Dr. Spacer)
It doesn't sound like luck. And this place seems real bad. So if you're actually able to get out. I'd leave.
Janie Hamper
Even if it's bad, isn't it better to have a hand in something than to let terrible people run it themselves? That's why Huck doesn't just slip right by the guards. He can turn invisible, you know.
Huck
Well, not while people are looking.
Janie Hamper
And I can see heat signatures on objects people touch. For example, you might not want to drink from that faucet again. The water here tastes terrible.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Right. Well, good to meet you both. You're really not gonna leave until I tell you?
Janie Hamper
Nope.
John (Dr. Spacer)
I can see and hear ghosts of people after they die, so Alex brought me in to help figure out who will kill him.
Huck
What?
Janie Hamper
Someone's going to kill Alex?
John (Dr. Spacer)
I didn't think it was a secret.
Huck
Did Dr. Lewis confirm it?
John (Dr. Spacer)
Yeah, I think so.
Huck
No.
Janie Hamper
They'Re close. Alex and hut. He was here before me. I. I have a session with Dr. Dan soon, so.
Dr. Lewis
But.
Janie Hamper
Welcome to the Corp. Huh?
John (Dr. Spacer)
Yeah.
Dr. Lewis
Good afternoon.
John (Dr. Spacer)
What?
Dr. Lewis
It's a non traditional greeting when someone sleeps too late.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Meant. What do you want?
Dr. Lewis
Have you lost so much respect for me in only a few days?
John (Dr. Spacer)
Less than 24 hours.
Dr. Lewis
Try two days ago. Alex thinks you're in here sulking. I suspect you're experiencing some fatigue.
John (Dr. Spacer)
When you kill a person in front of me and bring in a murderer by surprise. Yeah, I'd say it tends to make me view you in less than a positive light.
Dr. Lewis
Aren't you curious why I brought her?
John (Dr. Spacer)
Right now I'm really just concerned with not being able to leave.
Dr. Lewis
Alex tells me you were obsessive about uncovering the truth about Springfield Corps activities before. What changed?
John (Dr. Spacer)
The death of an officer close to me in a year in prison will do that to you.
Dr. Lewis
And you don't hold any responsibility on yourself from that.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Wake me up when Alex is killed so I can actually do something good.
Dr. Lewis
I started my initial research into these geomagnetic storms in the 1980s. But around then we didn't have much to actually test on. Nearly all experiments from Springfield Corps were eradicated prior. No doubt to cover up their work. Except for Rhea and a few others. Outliers, really. Springfield Corps was never very meticulous in their work. Something was always to unslopoly. But you can't really blame them. Can't blame them for being sloppy, no. For the rest, sure. But they were fringe scientists. In a government sanctioned lab being run by a telegrapher with no experience.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Why would they put him in charge then?
Dr. Lewis
See, you are curious. Have you eaten?
John (Dr. Spacer)
I'm not hungry.
Dr. Lewis
How about a walk around the grounds?
John (Dr. Spacer)
Well, guards have to come with us, so I don't run.
Dr. Lewis
I'm more than confident I can take you down if you do. That was a joke. Dr. Spacer. I trust you put on some pants.
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Hi, I'm here to tell you about. Good Morning Night Vale. Welcome to Night Vale's official recap show. An unofficial best friend food podcast. Join me, Meg Bashwinner and fellow Try hosts Hal Lublin and Symphony Sanders as we dissect all of the cool, squishy and slimy bits of every episode of welcome to Night Vale. Come for the insightful and hilarious commentary and stay for all of the weird and wild behind the scenes stories. Good Morning Night Vale. With new episodes every other Thursday. Get it wherever you get your podcasts. Yes, even there.
Dr. Lewis
You learned about your ability as a child.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Is that a question?
Dr. Lewis
It can be.
John (Dr. Spacer)
But you already know the answer. Around 5ish. From what I can remember, your mother Just before that, she thought I had an imaginary friend.
Dr. Lewis
I was 12. 1968.
John (Dr. Spacer)
1968. Were you near the same facility as I knew Rhea?
Dr. Lewis
Yes. My parents brought me to the same small town. Mom had a degenerative eye disease, and Springfield promised her they'd help.
John (Dr. Spacer)
And I'm guessing they didn't.
Dr. Lewis
When the storm came, I was grabbed and taken to a safer location. Everyone else in the town died, either by killing each other or from the effects of the storm itself.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Jesus.
Dr. Lewis
I didn't even realize I'd be affected until a year later. My father cut his arm. And that's when I noticed.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Wait, I thought your parents.
Dr. Lewis
My adopted father. He cut his arm? It was a miraculous find, really. Even before I had my doctorate, I was able to help point out the abnormalities in blood. But it wasn't until later that I realized I was just aiding Springfield Core for their next round of experiments in 89.
John (Dr. Spacer)
The same one that apparently affected me and Dr. Gatz.
Dr. Lewis
And Alex. And Huck.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Not Janie.
Dr. Lewis
She was a byproduct of the 2013 test.
John (Dr. Spacer)
I thought that storm was a false alarm.
Dr. Lewis
The truth is, it's getting worse. Springfield course perfected the dissipation method. By now, they can claim the storms aren't real, but it's because they can dissipate the effects on such a large scale that it's almost untraceable. Before, it was hard to hide. Either you became a monster, died, or had some other obvious effect. Now, nearly 80% of the population has some sort of abnormality in their blood with only cognitive impairment.
John (Dr. Spacer)
How do you know so much about what went on in Springfield Corp?
Dr. Lewis
I find it best to understand the beast you're trying to exterminate.
John (Dr. Spacer)
And Amelia can help with that more than you, yes.
Dr. Lewis
Don't be upset. It's just the truth. I invited Dr. Gatz personally. Before you, actually. Because we are looking for a cure to the effects of storm shock. A way to undo it. Have you successfully found a way to undo the effects?
John (Dr. Spacer)
Wait, is she.
Dr. Lewis
One way or another, nearly everyone in this country has been affected over the past 20 years thanks to these bubbles that were built. Haven't you noticed the world's slowly gone more mad? Now, Dr. Gatz may be a little off her rocker, but we have security here for a reason. And if she can help our research to find a cure, then I would rather have her assist me than delay progress any further. So, although you're welcome to join us in the operating room, these autopsies are not for you. You're Here as a favor to Alex. So do not think you're the important one here.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Isn't Alex important to you?
Dr. Lewis
Alex is. We've worked together for a long time now. I'll be sad to see him go.
John (Dr. Spacer)
He's not quitting. He's supposedly getting murdered.
Dr. Lewis
Supposedly.
John (Dr. Spacer)
This is all so. So much. Janie and Huck with their. Whatever you want to call them, Even you with sensing this cell degradation. It's just. There's no way you can know when someone's going to die.
Dr. Lewis
I could say the same about speaking to the dead.
John (Dr. Spacer)
My gift or whatever, means that there's something more to us after we die. Yours means the that.
Dr. Lewis
Go on.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Yours means that everything about life is predetermined.
Dr. Lewis
It is.
John (Dr. Spacer)
That doesn't make sense.
Dr. Lewis
The cells inside him are already preparing for death.
John (Dr. Spacer)
So his body knows when he's going to die. This isn't some inoperable tumor. He can avoid being murdered.
Dr. Lewis
He can't.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Destiny doesn't exist.
Dr. Lewis
Call it what you want.
John (Dr. Spacer)
I call it bullshit. You're telling me that I could just. Just pick up a rock and bash your head in, and your cells would already know that I was about to do it?
Dr. Lewis
The mind is more powerful than you give it credit for.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Free will exists. This can't all be predetermined.
Dr. Lewis
Then pick up the rock. Go ahead. Now's your chance to escape. Too. Right?
John (Dr. Spacer)
What's your blood telling you?
Dr. Lewis
I don't need to see my cells to know that you won't hit me.
John (Dr. Spacer)
So then why do all this? Why does you trying to prevent more tragedy matter if none of it makes a difference?
Dr. Lewis
Because it's what I'm meant to do.
John (Dr. Spacer)
So am I.
Dr. Lewis
We're finished with this patient. We'll be using another body in a few days once Dr. Gatz finishes her tests. If you think it would be helpful at all, you are welcome to attend.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Helpful for you guys or for the victims?
Dr. Lewis
Head back in. John. We're here.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Hey.
Alex
Time sure does move slowly when you're just watching people work. Trust me.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Here.
Alex
I brought you.
John (Dr. Spacer)
I don't drink coffee.
Alex
It's tea. Come on. Yeah. It was my job to research the people we find and to know everything about them. But you don't need to be weird.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Thanks. How can it not be weird when that guy follows you everywhere? Hey.
Alex
Six feet. Eugene.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Would you like to come talk to us like a normal person? You know, there are 15 different ways someone could try to kill you in this room alone.
Alex
Not counting freak accidents and bombs.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Only 15. It was a joke. You're one of them. A joke. Or a potential threat to Alex? I don't know. Both.
Alex
Thanks, Eugene. You can go now.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Got my eye on you, Jonathan. Please tell me you didn't hire him.
Alex
Huck and Jane. You're pissed at me, so thanks for that.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Maybe you just keep too many secrets.
Alex
I didn't know how to tell them.
John (Dr. Spacer)
This facility must be bigger than the tour you gave me. I keep seeing more scientists go down that wing.
Alex
More secrets, right?
John (Dr. Spacer)
I spoke to Dr. Lewis yesterday.
Alex
Did she help you change your mind?
John (Dr. Spacer)
I'm not sure that was even her goal.
Alex
She puts on a brave face, but she's as scared as the rest of us.
John (Dr. Spacer)
She mentioned you were hit by the 1989 storm.
Alex
Is that a question?
John (Dr. Spacer)
It can be.
Alex
I, I, I. I was just a bystander. When it came, I ran.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Hid.
Alex
Nothing really to report.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Did you lose anyone that day?
Alex
I lost everyone and everything.
John (Dr. Spacer)
That doesn't sound like nothing to report.
Alex
It's nothing to report because I didn't see anything. I hid in a safe house and heard it all through a vent. The death, the screaming. For days. And then it just stopped. I thought the world ended. Stayed down there, hidden from the world for almost nine months. Didn't leave my room or see or talk to anyone I was close to. I'd given up. I figured, what's the point of me living if I'm the last one alive? And so I. And then I heard a voice.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Like in your head?
Alex
No, through a radio. I'm not that crazy, Dr. Lewis. It was a woman named Persephone.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Like the Greek goddess? I don't know.
Alex
But she talked me off the ledge and gave me hope. We talked every day. She'd seen the same things, too. And eventually she said she was coming to get me. We could be safe together. I begged her not to. It was too dangerous. But she didn't listen. And anyway, I'm sure you're aware, but it turns out the world didn't end. Everything was okay, for the most part, and I was rescued and moved on.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Where is she now?
Alex
She was never real, John. I hallucinated the whole thing. Being trapped alone in there, huh? Storm shock can have some weird side effects.
John (Dr. Spacer)
So is this that your.
Alex
Is that what you would call my power?
John (Dr. Spacer)
I am not going to call it that.
Alex
I can't do anything. I'm not special. But Iris said I was one of the lucky ones. But, hey, I'm gonna die soon anyway, so how lucky can I really be, huh? Tick tock, doc.
John (Dr. Spacer)
Dr. Lewis.
Dr. Lewis
Dr. Spacer have you decided to join us?
John (Dr. Spacer)
If you'll have me.
Dr. Lewis
Have you spoken to Dr. Gatz yet?
John (Dr. Spacer)
No.
Dr. Lewis
Fine. But there will be no bickering in my operating room. Am I understood?
John (Dr. Spacer)
Yes, doctor.
Dr. Lewis
Very well. Your first session with Dan begins tomorrow.
John (Dr. Spacer)
With Dan? I thought I was going in the OR with you.
Dr. Lewis
I said we won't be using another patient for a few days. If you're going to try to be useful around here, Dr. Dan would like some assistance.
John (Dr. Spacer)
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John (Dr. Spacer)
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Narrator/Announcer
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John (Dr. Spacer)
It's safe.
Meg Bashwinner
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John (Dr. Spacer)
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John (Dr. Spacer)
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Podcast: How I Died
Host/Production: Audiohm Media
Episode: S4 E05: "Time Sure Flies"
Release Date: August 27, 2025
In this gripping episode of How I Died, Dr. Jonathan Spacer finds himself further enmeshed in the mysteries of Springfield—a town plagued by strange deaths and secretive science experiments. As he navigates his forced collaboration with a group of other "special" individuals, the lines between captor and captive blur. The episode explores themes of agency, fate, and the aftermath of human experimentation, while delving into the evolving relationships and moral ambiguities of the main characters.
On being trapped:
"I'm still in prison, apparently." – John (Dr. Spacer) [03:06]
On fate versus free will:
"Free will exists. This can't all be predetermined." – John (Dr. Spacer) [14:52]
"Call it what you want." – Dr. Lewis [14:36]
On trauma and loss:
"I lost everyone and everything." – Alex [17:49]
"She was never real, John. I hallucinated the whole thing." – Alex [19:17]
Sarcasm as survival:
"That'd be a really useless power." – Janie Hamper (about detecting sarcasm) [04:22]
Bleak humor:
"You know, there are 15 different ways someone could try to kill you in this room alone." – John (Dr. Spacer) [16:25]
"Only 15. It was a joke." – John (Dr. Spacer) [16:39]
The tone oscillates between grim resignation, gallows humor, and desperate attempts at hope. Sarcasm and banter serve as armor against trauma, while deep existential questions touch every interaction. The central themes include trauma recovery, fate versus agency, the dangers of unchecked science, and the blurred lines between heroism and survival.
For listeners:
This episode plunges you into the thick of Springfield’s human and supernatural fallout—offering emotional backstory, thought-provoking debate, and the fraught camaraderie among unwilling test subjects. If you’re interested in how trauma, fate, and moral ambiguity intertwine in a small town setting full of secrets, "Time Sure Flies" is essential listening.