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Elizabeth Day
Was so sad to hear of the death of Dame Gilly Cooper at the age of 88. I was so lucky to get to interview her for how to fail in October 2024. And I say I was lucky for myriad reasons. She was a hilarious guest, someone who had such a Z and twinkle for life. But she's also someone that I hugely admire as a writer, someone who is a shrewd observer of class in her books, someone who historically spoke openly about her inability to conceive biologically and who really made women feel seen both on the page and in life. I'm so, so glad that her work got the resurgence that it deserved with the TV adaptation of Rivals, and we also delve into that in this conversation. I hope that you enjoy enjoy it, and I hope that you listen to it and remember the remarkable woman and writer that was Dame Giddy Cooper.
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Elizabeth Day
My guest today was so naughty at school, teachers dubbed her the Unholy Terror. Over time, this naughtiness has served Dame Gilly Cooper rather well. When, as a newly married young woman, she found herself sitting next to the editor of the Sunday Times Magazine at dinner, she regaled him with stories of her husband and and he promptly commissioned her to write for the paper. She became one of the Sunday Times most popular journalists, writing a column for over 13 years and interviewing everyone from Margaret Thatcher to George Best. But it was as an author that she would become famous. She published her first book, how to stay married, in 1969 and since then has written or contributed to another 44 works of fiction and nonfiction. She is probably most well known for for the Rupture Chronicle series, which includes the bestsellers Riders, Rivals and Polo. Her books were wrongly dismissed frequently as mere bonkbusters. In truth, they are full of memorable characterisation, taboo busting action and humorous insights into everything from the British class system to whether a woman should shave her legs. I gobbled up the whole lot as a teenager and have never forgotten how fearlessly thrilling Dame Gilly's writing felt. Her books have sold over 11 million copies in Britain alone.
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Elizabeth Day
Rivals, starring David Tennant, Adrian Turner, Emily Atak and Danny Dyer has just hit our screens. Despite her success, Dame Ginny has never been one to take herself too seriously. I'm sort of frivolous, she has said. I don't write literature, but I hope my books have given people joy. I hope they make people happy. Dame Jenny Cooper, welcome to how to Fail.
Dame Gilly Cooper
You are lovely. I want to cry now. Nobody's ever been so nice about me.
Elizabeth Day
Well, you've made me very happy through your books and I'm extremely happy that you're sitting here opposite me today. Thank you so much.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Lovely.
Elizabeth Day
Thank you for blazing a trail for the other female journalists starting out on newspapers who've then gone on to write books.
Dame Gilly Cooper
You really were Catherine Whitehorn. There were some great ones.
Elizabeth Day
I mean, there were great ones, but you did a fantastic job. So thank you. And I wanted to end on that quote because I think I'd like to take exception to the idea that you don't write literature, given that riders made the BBC list of 100 most important English language novels in Love, Sex and Did it.
Dame Gilly Cooper
I couldn't find it. You're sure it's there?
Elizabeth Day
Well, it comes up Again and again in press cutting. So I think it must be.
Dame Gilly Cooper
That's a cheer up. I'm very pleased.
Elizabeth Day
Do you actually think you don't write literature or have you been made to feel that you don't?
Dame Gilly Cooper
I don't know what literature is. I remember I have a best friend called Joanna Trollope. He was always described as a literary author and I was described as a popular author and I used to feel bit sad. I don't know. When things become literature, is it time? I mean, if something is read 100 years time, then I don't know what the definition. Do you?
Elizabeth Day
No, I've never asked myself that question. Maybe as you say, it becomes literature if it stands the test of time. Your books are famous for their sexual content, but I'm fascinated by your insights into class. When was the first time you can remember being interested in the British class system?
Dame Gilly Cooper
We were so broke we were going to have to sell our house in Fulham. And then I wrote this book Class and went to Trace in the bestseller, was there for 20 weeks and saved our house. I think class is interesting because people do behave in a peculiar way. I mean, in my book I had Harry Stokerat who was the aristocrat and then there was the nouveau Richards who were the nouveau riche. People like that. You have fun with glass, I think.
Elizabeth Day
And do you think it's still as prevalent as it was when you wrote that book?
Dame Gilly Cooper
Probably not much, but I still think people look up and down at people. I mean, it's rivals book. Lots of the couples who look down on each other. I think it just tilts, goes on secretly. I don't think people talk about it quite so much.
Elizabeth Day
Are you excited about the TV adaptation of Ryan?
Dame Gilly Cooper
Yes, very. I can say it's absolutely wonderful. Gorgeous actors. Aidan Turner from Poldock who's up to.
Elizabeth Day
Heaven and he's not even playing Rupert Campbell Black.
Dame Gilly Cooper
No, no, no, no, no. Man called Alex Hassel, who's done all for Shakespeare, he's playing with become black. And then David Tennant in it, who's wonderful too, he's playing the baddie Lord Baddingham. So, I mean, there's a fantastic cast.
Elizabeth Day
Rupert Campbell black stalked the corridors of my teenage imagination.
Dame Gilly Cooper
I hope he did. I hope he did.
Elizabeth Day
He really did.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Gilly.
Elizabeth Day
The first one of your books that I read was Polo and he just blew me away. And he is renowned in your books for being the most handsome man in England. Who was he based on?
Dame Gilly Cooper
Three men, really. Andrew Parker Bowles is definitely a great friend for a long time And Anne Camilla, his darling wife. So he's very like Rupert because he was beautiful and blonde and stunning. And then there was a man called Mickey Suffolk, who was absolutely wonderful, very, very funny. And then there was one called Rupert Lysa Green, who was marriedly carried into Betjeman. And they were all these gorgeous men I met. So it was an amalgam of all of them, really.
Elizabeth Day
So Andrew Parker Bowles, you mention, is now the Queen's ex husband?
Dame Gilly Cooper
Yes, that's right.
Elizabeth Day
And you describe yourself as middle class. Isn't that interesting that you're now friends with the Queen?
Dame Gilly Cooper
No, I don't think so. I mean, I'm sure the Queen's got lots of friends. She's got lots of dogs.
Elizabeth Day
And Rishi Sunak, our former Prime Minister, is a big fan of yours as well.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Met him the other day. I went to his. Went to his house, Downing street, and he's gone now, poor darling. But he was so nice. We had half an hour together and he's very attractive. We had a really, really nice chat and he said the sweetest thing at the end. Sorry. No, that was wrong. So I got the wrong story. No, that was Prince Charles when I got my damehood.
Elizabeth Day
It's an understandable mistake. Okay, so you confuse the now King with our former Prime Minister, but what did then Prince Charles say to you?
Dame Gilly Cooper
No, no, he was so sweet. I said, he's got to stay well because the country loves him so much. And he said, by the way, we've got two rather good horses running at Ascot this week.
Elizabeth Day
Did you put money on them?
Dame Gilly Cooper
Yes, they didn't really, did you? I think they did.
Elizabeth Day
The next week, I wondered, when I asked you the Rupert Campbell Black question, whether you were going to mention your father and your brother, having recently been lucky enough to get a preview of the BBC documentary that's coming up about you. Both your father and brother were incredibly handsome adults. Very gorgeous.
Dame Gilly Cooper
I'm obsessed with beauty. Why? I just love it. I love beautiful people. I'm unnaturally obsessed with beauty, I think.
Elizabeth Day
Tell me more about your father. So he was a brigadier?
Dame Gilly Cooper
He was a brigadier. And he was absolutely. He was a wonderful, lovely, lovely man. And he got first Cambridge. He played ragafil, the army. He was very glum.
Elizabeth Day
And were these early male figures, did they embody that kind of masculine, macho energy that comes across in your books like macho men?
Dame Gilly Cooper
I'm afraid Leo, my husband, was macho.
Elizabeth Day
How would you describe macho?
Dame Gilly Cooper
My father went off to work and my mother looked at home after Us. I don't think this is necessary at all because I think it's lovely women who go out to work. But I do think men being strong and happy about their masculinity and women being happy about being feminine is lovely.
Elizabeth Day
So what do you think of the age that we're living through now where some people might think that that view is outdated?
Dame Gilly Cooper
I long talk to my granddaughter, but she's at a boarding school at the moment and she says the boys are very bossy. From that view, it seems boys still are very macho.
Elizabeth Day
Do you think you're a strong woman?
Dame Gilly Cooper
No. Weak.
Elizabeth Day
You don't strike me as a weak person. A weak person couldn't have written the books that you've written or had the success that you've had or saved the house that you were living in. Twice we'd say, Putnam's Glass.
Dame Gilly Cooper
We moved to Gloucestershire and then we asked the bank manager to stay for the weekend and we took him, introduced him to lots of royalty and he sat on the terrace on Sunday night. Oh, lovely old properties, lovely old properties. What a tragedy. You're going to have to sell it. I said, what do you mean? What do you mean you wouldn't have to sell it? Don't think your dirty little book writers will get you out of it. And it did. Sold and sold and sold and sold. So V signed bank managers.
Elizabeth Day
Exactly. And you moved bank afterwards, didn't you?
Dame Gilly Cooper
Yes.
Elizabeth Day
It sounds to me like you have with understood a lot of sexism over the years, not just from that bank manager, but also from people who have dismissed your books as Bonkbusters.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Rivals is interesting because Rivals, actually, there's a lot of screwing in it, obviously, because people are sort of carrying on as they do. There's an awful lot of other things. I mean, in the old days there was 15 different television stations around the country. Every five years somebody would try and take it away from the incumbents and that meant the regional television was really, really strong and powerful and built up the regions, which I think is very important. Now. It's all London based.
Elizabeth Day
So it's also. Your books are about power.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Power. LAUGHTER A bit. And nature. I like nature.
Elizabeth Day
I'd love to talk to you about your mother a little bit because I understand that it was her who started reading to you at a very young age. You started reading at the age of four.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Yeah. She's wonderful. Very, very beautiful.
Elizabeth Day
I read somewhere that she struggled with depression.
Dame Gilly Cooper
She did. She hated moving house. Every time she moved house she had a bit of a nervous breakdown. With Daddy in the army, that was a bit difficult.
Elizabeth Day
Very difficult.
Dame Gilly Cooper
But she was absolutely divine.
Elizabeth Day
How old were you when you became aware that things were difficult?
Dame Gilly Cooper
We moved from South Yorkshire to London. I remember coming home and seeing Daddy looking very miserable. I said, darling, what's the matter? What's the matter? He said, mummy, you know, she's had to go into a home. She tried to commit suicide.
Elizabeth Day
I'm so sorry.
Dame Gilly Cooper
By the end, she suddenly got really strong. When he. He got vaguer at the end, she was really strong, but she died at 91.
Elizabeth Day
Do you think that's partly why you have this desire to make people happy?
Dame Gilly Cooper
Yeah, I like making people happy. I mean, I'm a picture behind their backs. But I do like making love.
Elizabeth Day
And is that the secret to writing a great sex scene is to leave.
Dame Gilly Cooper
The humor in besides the marriage? I said that the good marriage was kept alive by creaking bedsprings, more from laughter than from sex.
Elizabeth Day
Let's get onto your failures. Your first one is your total failure to throw anything away. Are you a hoarder?
Dame Gilly Cooper
I always make about 15 drafts of everything I write, and I keep them in case there's an absolutely brilliant paragraph in draft 13 that I might want to go back to. And so, as a result, when we moved to the country, I filled up the gazebo on the garden with all my crud, my 15 drafts. Then I moved up to top of the house. Then Leo died. I moved into his study. Leo's lovely office on the ground floor is filled up with notebooks, files, drafts, the photographs of people. I'm just terribly untidy.
Elizabeth Day
Leo is your beloved late husband? Yes. Do you miss Leo?
Dame Gilly Cooper
I do. With Parkinson's is so vile. You're horrified when you actually say, please, God, take him, because it's so cruel. Then you feel absolutely bald.
Elizabeth Day
I'm so sorry you went through that. How did he feel about being Mr. Giddy Cooper, or how did he feel about your success?
Dame Gilly Cooper
Well, the thing Elizabeth Jane Howard, you remember, was married to him.
Elizabeth Day
Kingsley Amos.
Dame Gilly Cooper
That's right. And she came up to Leo at the Hatchard's Author the airport, and said, hello, Leo. How are you enjoying being Mr. Gilly Cooper from Lorne? He wasn't pleased. I think it was difficult for him. I think it is difficult for anybody. I think it's difficult. You go to any party and the people rush up to somebody you're with. And then, because I was with Stanley Tush at Wimbledon the other day and love is Stanley, and everybody saying, get out of the way. Get out of the way I want to sell for his Stanley. So I think it is difficult. It must be difficult.
Elizabeth Day
Let's go back to why you don't throw things away. So is there something about the past beyond the idea of the fact that you might have written the most exquisite sentence in draft 13? Is there also something about cherishing the past?
Dame Gilly Cooper
No. But also, everybody's so kind. They're always in my presence of. I'm not good at being tidy. I like to be, but I never have been.
Elizabeth Day
Have you ever been sent pants?
Dame Gilly Cooper
No. Who? You?
Elizabeth Day
No. I'm actually kind of offended now. And I got divorced in my mid-30s and then I started dating again. Don't worry, I'm married to a lovely, lovely man now and no one has ever sent me a dick pic.
Dame Gilly Cooper
A dick pic? Yes, that's what they're called.
Elizabeth Day
Literally a picture of their penis, which apparently is quite common in current.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Is it current occurrence now? Is it?
Elizabeth Day
Yes.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Extraordinary thing. Extraordinary thing to do, don't you think? Completely up or down.
Elizabeth Day
I've never been sent one, so I don't know. I think maybe half tumescent, but not fully erect.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Tumescent's a good word too, isn't it? It is. It's one of those words having a crossword, you know, where they say, which is tumescent.
Elizabeth Day
Yes. It's also one of those words that would be terrible in a sex scene.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Yes, it would. It would.
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Elizabeth Day
So you can't throw anything away.
Dame Gilly Cooper
No, no.
Elizabeth Day
And has it ever happened that you have gone back to draft 13?
Dame Gilly Cooper
Can you imagine? I lost Rivals on a bus.
Elizabeth Day
This is one of the most terrifying stories I've ever heard about any writer. Please tell it to us.
Dame Gilly Cooper
I was halfway through writers. I'd written about 400,000 words and I took it out to lunch to sort of fiddle around with the full stops and put photo adjectives in and tart it up. I went to lunch in soho, obviously got a bit pissed. Then I went to Selfridges and bought some centers. One does all the way. And I got on the 28 bus to go home. And. And when I got back to Parliament, it was gone. So I had this fantasy about some bus conductor writing the novel of the century.
Elizabeth Day
So you had to wait then for a few years, didn't you, before you could?
Dame Gilly Cooper
Yes. This was in 79.
Elizabeth Day
You rewrote the whole thing?
Dame Gilly Cooper
I had to, Yeah. I think it was better because it was a bit more developed, because it was finished in 84, something like that. So it was a long time to wait. It was awful.
Elizabeth Day
There's another story around public transport that comes up when one researches Dame Judy Cooper. And it must have been a very shocking and scary one.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Paddington train crash.
Elizabeth Day
Yes.
Dame Gilly Cooper
We went trundling along, just getting into Paddington. The train just crashed and all around us were people who did Romy. And I was sort of pulled out and I was all right, really, but I was going to a conference about the Holocaust. It was one of my books. Of course I got to this conference, the Holocaust. Everybody happened that was far, far, far, far worse than me in a little crash at Paddington. And then I. So I sort of cheered up and everybody was very nice to me and I got back to my house in full at the time and my children said, mum will miss her dogs. So they thrown the dogs into a car and driven them up to London to meet me. Was that sweet?
Elizabeth Day
That's so sweet.
Dame Gilly Cooper
So sweet. There they were.
Elizabeth Day
Yes. It strikes me, talking to you, that you have been through some difficult things, but you're not self indulgent. You dust yourself off and carry on. Would that be fair?
Dame Gilly Cooper
I mean, for a journalist, as you know, or a writer, you've got to meet a deadline, haven't you? So you've got to do something about it.
Elizabeth Day
Do you think of your life as meeting a deadline? Are you. Are you sort of ever aware that it's final?
Dame Gilly Cooper
No, but I always think. I always think I might need some more money. I'm always worried about money still.
Elizabeth Day
And how do you feel about death?
Dame Gilly Cooper
There's two things I love. The thing that when you die, all your favourite dogs at your past come running towards you across the sunlit dawn. Your favorite dogs leading the pack. Isn't that lovely? And I'd love to see Leo again and I'd love to see my parents again, but I just think all them all up now. I'm worried about the clouds holding them up.
Elizabeth Day
Oh, chilling.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Do you know what I mean?
Elizabeth Day
Yes. I should say actually, before we move on to your second failure, that you are one of the very generous guests who've given me several failures, not just three, because you said that you failed so many times, you can't just limit it to three.
Dame Gilly Cooper
No, no.
Elizabeth Day
Do you think this is something that a lot of female guests say to me? And I think it's possibly because women of a certain generation, myself included, are brought up not to believe in themselves fully and so they often think that they fail, whereas someone more self confident might think, well, you know, there's an obstacle that I can navigate, but eventually I'm guaranteed success. Do you think you've Always felt insecure.
Dame Gilly Cooper
I wasn't very clever at school, but I failed Oxford because I went for an interview at St Hilda's. It was all in tweed suits and sort of bossy boots, running around saying, what do you think of this? What do you think of that? I was there and I suddenly thought, I don't want to go to Oxford. I don't want to go to Tilda's with these sort of bossy women in tweed suits. And so I lied. I said, I'm terribly sorry, I've just heard my mother's ill and I've got to go back to Yorkshire. And I went back to Yorkshire and of course I didn't get in.
Elizabeth Day
Have you ever regretted that?
Dame Gilly Cooper
It would have been lovely to get a degree. I mean, I would have been very proud. I hate that I didn't go to Oxford, but, I mean, wasn't that an awful thing to do?
Elizabeth Day
No.
Dame Gilly Cooper
They just weren't my kind of people as women.
Elizabeth Day
Yes. And how interesting that you tell me that story in response to that question, because actually, that shows to me that you really knew yourself. You sort of knew where you were happy, in a way.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Yeah.
Elizabeth Day
Okay. So your second failure, which we know isn't really a failure, but it's such a moving thing to talk about. It's about not being able to give birth to your children. But it had this miraculous outcome because you adopted your children. Would you mind telling us, Gilly, how you discovered that you wouldn't be able biologically to conceive?
Dame Gilly Cooper
I was married and we made love a lot. Great deal. I was 24 then, Leo was 27, and he already had a daughter. And we wanted to have children. And nothing happened. Of course nothing happened. And nothing happened. And nothing happened. Went from gynecologist to gynecologist, and I had an ectopic pregnancy. And the doctor just said afterwards, no, I'm sorry, I just want to come out. And he said, I think you should think about adopting because I don't think you're likely to conceive. I mean, I wasn't that maternal. I'm not berserk about babies. So it wasn't a real terrible senior heartbreak for me, but I desperately wanted children. Of course, that was when we first adopted Felix. And it was difficult because Leo was divorced. And so they were a bit sort of iffy about then. And then, of course, there's a lovely adoption society. First they found us Felix, then they found us Emily. And miraculous. I could never love any much as I love them. So I was incredibly lucky I wonder.
Elizabeth Day
If I could wind back a little bit and ask you whether you felt like a failure. You said that you weren't particularly maternal. But as someone, I've also been through fertility challenges and even though I know on a logical level I'm not a failure, it was very difficult not to internalise the sense that my body was letting me down and partly.
Dame Gilly Cooper
And you were letting your husband down too. Yes, exactly. There is that because Leo's first wife, very, very beautiful and had six children by five different fathers and all beautiful. And I think I was jealous of the fact that she was being so wonderfully successful. Also, I wanted children. I longed for children. I love Leo and I just wanted some children. So. It's horrid, isn't it?
Elizabeth Day
It is horrid. How old were you when Felix came into your life?
Dame Gilly Cooper
I was 31. Okay. And Emily was about 33 years.
Elizabeth Day
If anyone is listening to this and they are going through a fertility struggle and they are considering adoption, but maybe they're scared of it for various reasons or they're intimidated by the length of the process, what would you say?
Dame Gilly Cooper
I'd say go absolutely for it's been wonderful. It made me so happy. Feels literally within the house for five minutes. Totally, totally in love. The same with Emily. It's absolutely miraculous. We've had this amazing present. I recommend anybody to do it. It was wonderful for us.
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Elizabeth Day
Your final failure is your failure to keep to a diet. Tell us about this, Julie.
Dame Gilly Cooper
I probably have a very good diet. In the middle, I would have tangerine for breakfast, Then I have something like sort of broccoli or something for lunch. Then I have dinner, but not very much in the evening. And suddenly I think, smug. I'm really thin now, so I'll trot off to the larder and get chocolate biscuit or bit of camper solar or something, and then three glassier mints or something. I lapse and so I have to start dieting again the next day. As soon as I get a little bit thinner, I get smug.
Elizabeth Day
Why do you feel you have to diet?
Dame Gilly Cooper
I've got weighing skills. If I'm nearly nine stone, I get worried. If I'm nearly eight and a half, I'm happy.
Elizabeth Day
But why? Why?
Dame Gilly Cooper
Because a lot here.
Elizabeth Day
You look amazing.
Dame Gilly Cooper
No, no. Very big thighs.
Elizabeth Day
No, you don't.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Fat size.
Elizabeth Day
This really upsets because you do look amazing and you always have and you've always been a very thin.
Dame Gilly Cooper
No, but I've always had to watch my weight like mad.
Elizabeth Day
What's your fear about not watching it? What's the ultimate fear? If you didn't diet, what would happen? That would be awful.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Something fat.
Elizabeth Day
Why is that awful?
Dame Gilly Cooper
Perfectly. What other people. I just don't want to be fat myself.
Elizabeth Day
I know why. What's the root cause?
Dame Gilly Cooper
And also, I'm not trying to pull anybody to seven either. Just I don't want to be. And also because now I have to. Now with Rivals, I've got to go on sort of programmes and do television and things like that and look, not too bad. I'm trying to be a bit thin.
Elizabeth Day
How much of this do you think is wrapped up in the era you came of age? You know, I came of age in the 90s and that was still pretty toxic for women in many respects. And I still have that kind of internal narrative, which is like, should you be eating that? Which I reject, I strive to reject every single day. Because as women, we are so much more than what we weigh. How much of how you feel do you think is wrapped up in the culture rather than in the gilly?
Dame Gilly Cooper
I've always sort of thought I was 11 and a half stone when I left school.
Elizabeth Day
And was someone critical of you?
Dame Gilly Cooper
No, not particularly, but I just felt very fat. And I remember going to France. I Was in love with the host's son. It was absolutely gorgeous. He said, this is Julie over there. And then she said, l. A trailade. Oh, no. Nay part. That means very ugly. Ver lad Egrosse.
Elizabeth Day
Egros. And fat.
Dame Gilly Cooper
No, no, no. This was the daughter of the heavenly man. She just said I was ugly and fat.
Elizabeth Day
And that's clearly stuck with you.
Dame Gilly Cooper
It did. It did. I don't want that back. I don't mind anybody else being any size. I just don't want to be that myself. I can't get in my clothes anyway, things like that.
Elizabeth Day
Is there any age that you've been where you have been fully happy with your physical self?
Dame Gilly Cooper
No. I think it'd be pretty smug if one was.
Elizabeth Day
I suppose there's this desire, Well, I have one, anyway, that the older I get, the more I'll feel accepting of myself.
Dame Gilly Cooper
You must be accepting. Why are you not accepting yourself?
Elizabeth Day
Oh, all the normal, boring insecurities about. I mean, lots of things, am I lovable, all of that sort of stuff. But now that you're in your 80s, what do you think of yourself? Do you think you accept yourself, love yourself?
Dame Gilly Cooper
I'm very happy, but, I mean, I miss Leo, but it's fine. I live in a lovely house and I live in a beautiful part of the country and I have my children very near, so my grandchildren. I'm very lucky.
Elizabeth Day
You should eat what you want, Gilly.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Okay.
Elizabeth Day
And drink what you want.
Dame Gilly Cooper
No, I don't think I should drink when I want. Much better than I used to be. But we used to drink much. Everybody used to drink much more. Don't you think?
Elizabeth Day
Yes, well, when I first started out in journalism, that was sort of early 2000s, and we still went for incredibly long Tuesday lunches with loads of booze.
Dame Gilly Cooper
You had long lunches, didn't you?
Elizabeth Day
Yes.
Dame Gilly Cooper
That was lovely. And then you came back to the office and you couldn't remember anything but what you'd done. It was awful.
Elizabeth Day
Tell me what Margaret Thatcher was like to interview.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Oh, sweet. Amazingly, amazingly. I was quarter of an hour later and I collapsed into her office in floods as usual, and said, God, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I'm late. Sit down, Julia, sit down. Don't worry, don't worry. I want Julia a cup of tea. And she said, now, my dear, I gather you would like a. Why don't you come and see me for two hours in Chelsea next week? So how can I not love her for that?
Elizabeth Day
And did you go and see her in Chelsea?
Dame Gilly Cooper
Lovely, lovely time. Chatted. And then I interviewed her again later. But I thought she was lovely. I mean, a hell of a job being the first woman to be Prime Minister.
Elizabeth Day
Yes.
Dame Gilly Cooper
I mean, she's bossy boots, but I think the men put her through it, don't you?
Elizabeth Day
Yes.
Dame Gilly Cooper
She had a lovely husband who adored her.
Elizabeth Day
Well, he, rather, like Leo, was used to being the husband of the more successful. High profile.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Yes, but Leo's much Leo's match. Dennis wasn't like that. But Dennis was absolutely sweet, gentle and lovely. I thought he was charming.
Elizabeth Day
Have you met our current Prime Minister, Keir Starmer?
Dame Gilly Cooper
No, have you?
Elizabeth Day
I have, actually, yes.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Nice.
Elizabeth Day
Very nice.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Really?
Elizabeth Day
Yes. Maybe you should send him some of your books. Get invited back to 10 Downing Street.
Dame Gilly Cooper
I don't know. Like animals.
Elizabeth Day
I actually didn't ask him if he liked animals, which is now a real failing of mine. I feel like that should be a question in every single interview that I do.
Dame Gilly Cooper
What?
Elizabeth Day
Do you like animals? Animals, yes. No, I know you do. I'm saying it should be a question. I should have asked Keir Starmer that and I failed.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Yes, you should.
Elizabeth Day
I mentioned that you had given me many more failures, so I'd love to touch on some of those. Your inability to understand anything technical.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Oh, God. Awful. Monica. My typewriter. I've typed. Manual typewriter. He's got a pair of scissors attached to one side of her and a pen to the other. And I used to just sort of cutter all the books since Riders or Monica, and now I don't use a laptop. I don't use. I can't. I'm not very good with. My telephone's cocked up now and I can't use all those lovely oblongitis things that people use. You tell them facts, you know, press a button and they'll tell you who Shakespeare married and things like that in five seconds. So wonderful. I must learn those. I can't do any of that. So, I mean, as I said in that piece, I mean, Shakespeare couldn't have had any of those aids. He did all right, didn't he, without these things? But I can't.
Elizabeth Day
Will he be able to watch Rivals? Will someone come and set up the television for you?
Dame Gilly Cooper
Oh, no, we've got a television. I can press the television button. I can do that and press that on wireless. It's awful. Monica's typing comes out so rare than my hair now, so I can't really read her.
Elizabeth Day
Are you writing something at the moment?
Dame Gilly Cooper
I wanted to write A book about Sparta. Because Sparta, ancient Greece and all the men, that's macho men in Sparta.
Elizabeth Day
Can I ask you a bit about your writing process? When it comes to writing a new book, where do you start? Do you start with planning or with writing?
Dame Gilly Cooper
At the moment I'm sort of thinking about Sparta. I've got a hero. I just thought myself making character notes of characters and then notes of chapters and then notes and then funny remarks. And I might fit in that character. I just sort of mess around for about six months and then I get started.
Elizabeth Day
Right.
Dame Gilly Cooper
How do you do it?
Elizabeth Day
I am not very good at planning. So I need to start writing to understand the character. And then I'll sort of retrofit the plan around that. Then I do do a bit of planning, but I have things very clearly delineated in my head and I can sort of drop myself into the world and remember the characters. Do you have that because you have this cast of recurring characters now? Over 11 novels of the Rutcher Chronicles.
Dame Gilly Cooper
I think we're up at 60 now.
Elizabeth Day
Right. But do you remember them very easily? No, no.
Dame Gilly Cooper
I had to read Rivals again the other day. I couldn't remember. Slightly shocked by some of the language.
Elizabeth Day
Who's your favorite fictional creation of your own? If you were stranded on a desert island and you have to choose one of your characters.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Yeah, I mean, rather tiring. My age. No, but I love Taggy. I love lots of the characters and I love the animals too. I love Gertrude and Rival's dog.
Elizabeth Day
And your final failure of the five that you sent me is driving. So when did you learn to drive?
Dame Gilly Cooper
I mean 60, I think. I started and was a lovely driving stretcher called Peter Clarkson. Took a year and a half driving around the country together. And then I went. I passed my test for the second time.
Elizabeth Day
What happened the first time that you failed?
Dame Gilly Cooper
Oh, I just ran into someone else or something. Ran into someone else? No, I didn't. But I did pass a second time. Everybody fainted at home. I think the whole family were completely horrified. My children were so mean. I mean, they literally used to cross themselves every time they got into my car with me.
Elizabeth Day
Why do you think?
Dame Gilly Cooper
Because I was a terrible driver.
Elizabeth Day
What was it? Were you scared?
Dame Gilly Cooper
Age of 50 something and not even taking a test is ridiculous, isn't it?
Elizabeth Day
I don't think it is, but I suppose it feeds into your inability to understand technical things as well. You're just a creative. You're an artist.
Dame Gilly Cooper
I'm hopeless. But then I gave up. I had lovely white polo Which I.
Elizabeth Day
Loved, I feel, hearing you talk. You're very mean about yourself, but very lovely about other people.
Dame Gilly Cooper
I'm quite lost with other people sometimes too. Are you?
Elizabeth Day
Just when you're not. Not when you're recording a podcast.
Dame Gilly Cooper
No, don't mean to be mean, it's just people are funny, aren't they? So you have to laugh at them.
Elizabeth Day
How important is friendship to you?
Dame Gilly Cooper
Very.
Elizabeth Day
How many friends do you think you have?
Dame Gilly Cooper
I don't know, but though I have got lots, they will write to me and say, julie, we must get together. I do mean to, but I always. We all must find this, you know, a hate droppers in. Because if you're a writer, you hate droppers in, don't you? Just get to the best bit in the paragraph or book, then suddenly some idiot comes, wants to drink and everything, and you've lost the plot.
Elizabeth Day
But friendship, what do you think it's given to you over the years?
Dame Gilly Cooper
I had to write a friendship piece for the Sunday Times, big double page spread. They were really kind, they liked the piece and so they said I could have a party and give me lots of champagne, I could invite my friends to it. And it's a lovely picture of us all on the lawn in partly having a nice time.
Elizabeth Day
I wonder how you feel being a sort of institution now, because it must be difficult for you to go out on the street in London, is it not?
Dame Gilly Cooper
No. In the old days everybody recognized. Now they don't anymore.
Elizabeth Day
And what was it like when everyone came up to you and recognised you.
Dame Gilly Cooper
And I didn't mind, really. I mean, it was just something that happened. Not everybody recognized me. They did. And I would sort of put on a bit of makeup before I went out and things like that. First thing in the morning was with black rings under your eyes and sort of red veins, your cheeks. That wasn't very attractive, actually. That looked very nice.
Elizabeth Day
And how do you feel when people pay you compliments, when they say, gosh, your books meant so much to me.
Dame Gilly Cooper
It was lovely. I used to get in the sun times, you'd get 100 fanlesss a week and things like that. Did you keep them somewhere? And that's probably why the place.
Elizabeth Day
And they were important to you?
Dame Gilly Cooper
Well, they were nice. They were lovely to have. I mean, it was important. I don't mind not getting them now, but I mean, I think the Internet's different, don't you?
Elizabeth Day
Yes, it is different and I think.
Dame Gilly Cooper
I think the social, whatever they call it when it was beast is horrid.
Elizabeth Day
Yes, horrible. Don't bother with social media either.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Awful. Why? I mean, it's cheating because they don't say who they are, do they?
Elizabeth Day
Exactly. They can do it anonymously. Whereas in our day when we were on newspapers, people had to make the effort of putting pen to paper and finding a poster stamp and walking to the post box. So there was a barrier.
Dame Gilly Cooper
I think I was mean.
Elizabeth Day
So my final question is, if you look back to 14 year old Gilly, what would she have thought?
Dame Gilly Cooper
I might have been very proud of myself. I would, wouldn't I?
Elizabeth Day
Yes, I think so.
Dame Gilly Cooper
I mean, I'm terrible. I love it. I love the backstop. I sound so ungrateful. I'm so grateful. I mean, I mean, when I got the letter about being a dame, I mean, it arrived at home and I opened it and I thought, oh, somebody's fooling around. So I put it. What? What? And Felix came in and he said, what's the matter, Mummy, what's the matter? I said, I've got a letter. What's a letter? God, who's died? Who's died? I said, no, no, look. He was thrilled too, but I mean, look. But I mean, you don't expect it, you know what I mean? You don't think it's really you, but it's very nice.
Elizabeth Day
We started off talking about literary acclaim versus sales. Do you ever feel that you've been overlooked by a literary establishment and does.
Dame Gilly Cooper
It matter as long as people read them and enjoy them? I said, I want to cheer people up, that's what I like to do. Or just sort of make them feel if they've been cruelty to animals or cruelty to children. I'd like to make people stop doing cruel things. Animals and War was one of the most important books. I read the Imperial War Museum and that was a lovely book and it was the saddest book I've ever read. God, it was awful what happened to all these animals. I'm glad I wrote it because it made people aware of how wonderful animals were. I hope. I was proud of that.
Elizabeth Day
Dame Jenny Cooper, thank you for cheering people up over all of these wonderful books that you've written. I am loving watching Rivals and even better for our listeners, you're going to stay on and you're going to cheer them all up because they've been writing in with their problems and failures in failing with friends and they are desperate to get your advice. But thank you so, so much for coming on how to Fail.
Dame Gilly Cooper
Thank you, thank you. Lovely, lovely.
Elizabeth Day
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Release Date: October 6, 2025
Guest: Dame Jilly Cooper
Host: Elizabeth Day
In this heartfelt and humorous episode, Elizabeth Day is joined by Dame Jilly Cooper—legendary author, journalist, and beloved chronicler of British society. The conversation explores Cooper’s life through the lens of her failures, from her struggles with hoarding and infertility to self-image and her comical attempts at driving. The themes of resilience, joy, and honesty run throughout, with Cooper generously sharing both wisdom and wit. The episode is especially poignant, as Day notes Cooper's recent passing, and it stands as a celebration of a remarkable life and literary legacy.
| Timestamp | Segment | Description | |-----------|----------------------------------------|----------------------------------------------------| | 03:13 | Opening biography and intro | Day summarizes Cooper's career trajectory | | 06:04 | Literature vs. popular fiction | Their exchange about literary merit and labels | | 06:49 | Reflections on class | Cooper recounts writing "Class" and saving her home | | 08:13 | Inspirations for iconic characters | Cooper discusses men who inspired Rupert Campbell-Black| | 12:27 | Mother's struggles and resilience | Talking about her mother's depression and recovery | | 13:36 | Hoarding and drafting process | Jilly discusses her writing habits | | 19:01 | Losing her “Rivals” manuscript | The infamous London bus story | | 23:29 | Infertility and adoption story | Candid story about discovering infertility | | 25:24 | Advice to those considering adoption | Warm encouragement to listeners | | 27:29 | On diets and self-image | Cooper’s lifelong struggle with body image | | 32:52 | Failing at technology | Tales of typing, typewriters, and aversion to tech | | 35:37 | Driving test misadventures | Late-in-life driving lessons | | 37:29 | Shifting nature of fame and public | Cooper reflects on public recognition | | 39:28 | Essence of her legacy | Her mission to bring joy and champion kindness |
The conversation is intimate, full of warmth, humor, and self-deprecation, with Jilly Cooper’s infectious laugh lightening even the more difficult subjects. Elizabeth Day’s admiration is palpable, and together they create a candid, uplifting examination of legacy, resilience, and the unlikely gifts of failure.
This episode stands as a tribute to Jilly Cooper’s irrepressible spirit and her ethos of delighting and comforting readers, even—especially—in the face of failure.