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What happened was I knew I was writing it and I remember that Rob Greenberg was in the room, the writer's room, and we were in there and we were like, that'll be great. She'll write the wrong name and then everybody will call him that name all throughout the script. And I either went to the bathroom or went to meet with you guys in your office for like one second. And I came back in and Rob said, oh, we have a name that they could have written down. I go, okay, great, what is it? And he goes, swirly. And I said, you don't need to tell me anything else. I've got this.
Josh Radnor
I'm alone.
What a pity I won't be soon in New York City when I see you. Please permit me to tell you everything in New York City.
Well, hello. Welcome to another episode of How We Made youe Mother I'm Josh Radner. I'm here with my friend Craig Thomas. Hello, Craig.
Craig Thomas
Hey, Josh.
Josh Radnor
Craig co created a show with Carter Bayes called How I Met yout Mother. I starred on that show as ted Mosby from 2005 to 2014. We did 208 episodes of the show. We're making our way through them. We one by one. We also talk a lot about what went into every decision. We're getting pretty granular. Craig and Carter, of course, were joined by a murderer's row of fantastic writers. And we have one of the best here with us today. Craig, say a little bit more to tee it up.
Craig Thomas
Oh, yes. This gentleman joined us in season two with a very intimidating resume, joining me and Carter, who had never even been on staff on a multi camera set, technically speaking. And Greg joined us. And I've already blown the name. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Greg Mayans. Let's just get right into it. Greg Mayans, who worked on so many great shows including Friends and co running or running Friends for several years. I mean, Greg was a name we would see when Alec. I went to college with Alec. We would watch Friends in college and like see Greg's name on there, who was very young writing for Friends at the time. And I would think to myself, someday maybe I'll just at least get to meet maybe a guy like Greg Maylands and just like talk to him one time. Instead, Greg joined season two of how much yout Mother? And did multiple seasons helping us as incredibly valuable and wonderful and not just a great writer, but just a great dude.
Josh Radnor
Let's, let's keep complimenting him for 45 minutes. I don't want him talking.
Greg Malins
I want to throw, I want to throw one more thing out there about that.
Josh Radnor
This is Greg, by the way, a acclimate to his voice. Go ahead.
Greg Malins
The preamble to working on the show was I was on Will and Grace the year before when you guys did your first season. I was on Will and Grace and there were three writers on Will and Grace and we were all, you know, as a close writer, but there were three of us who were watching How I Met yout Mother from the first episode all the way through. And we'd come in the next day and the writers room would talk about the episodes and stuff and those and how much we loved the show. And this was the last season of Will and Grace. So I was already like looking for what could be next for me. But it was Jamie Ronheimer, Robbie, Rashid and me all on Will and Grace talking about How I Met yout Mother. All of us ended up writing on How I Met yout Mother.
Josh Radnor
That's so cool.
Craig Thomas
Multiple seasons. I forgot that little trivia fact. That's amazing. And you, Greg, you kind of sought us out a little bit and made us look very good to our bosses because you were a way bigger name than we were. And we were not a hit show yet.
Greg Malins
It was a big show.
Craig Thomas
It wasn't. It was not. It was. Season one was okay, and it did not. It was not a hit.
Greg Malins
I loved the show.
The biggest thing for me was if I could write on this show, I would learn so much. It was a show like I'd never seen. The way the show. The way you guys created, essentially, in television, how to tell a story in a very, very different way than had ever been done on television. I mean, on friends, we did seven flashbacks, maybe in 10 years. But I was like. It seemed like I could learn so much from you guys. And that's why I pursued it, because I didn't have, you know, I was open and I loved the show. So it seemed like it made a lot of sense.
Josh Radnor
Greg, given that you had such a history before How I Met yout Mother, writing on more kind of classically structured sitcoms, did you. Before you saw How I Met yout Mother, did you feel narratively kind of hemmed in, like. Or did How I Met yout Mother show you that there was more possible to do with the form?
Greg Malins
The second one. Definitely not the first one, right?
Yeah, but look. Well, we talked about this off air, but it goes back to my desire to not stagnate.
And if I could learn and grow and discover a whole new way of writing, which, I'll be totally honest, I'm not sure I ever got as good as you guys at doing that, but I gotten good. Like, I was much better.
Craig Thomas
Do you know what I love one of the many things I love about you. I'll keep calm. I'm just going to compliment you the whole hour.
You could have come in and by the way, the network and the studio probably would have loved you coming in, saying this. You could have come in and said, let's make this even more like Friends. Friends was a huge hit. Let's make this more like Friends. You came in instead and didn't see all the similarities of How Much yout Mother to Friends, which there are many. And we love Friend. Like I said, Alec, our producer, and I watched Friends together in our college living room, in our house we lived in every week. We love Friends with All respect, but, like, we didn't want How I Met yout Mother to just ape and try to mimic that show. We wanted it to be its own thing. You came in and really saw what was different about How I Met yout Mother and said, do more of that. Do more of that. And it kind of watching this episode, Swirly. That's the episode we're talking about today. Very a classic. Greg's first of several episodes he wrote and an Alzheimer. And I love how this episode begins with a cold open. That very much differentiates Friends from How I Met yout Mother. And it was sort of. I felt that that encapsulated your entire approach. You said, no, be your own thing. And I want to be part of that. I love that. Thank you for that. Coming in with that.
Greg Malins
I gotta talk about that for a second because I did not write it in that way at all. Like, I just wrote it. It seemed like they usually drink beer, and in this scene, they had to, because of the wrong name on the coffee cup. They had to be in a coffee shop. What's a good joke that could come from that? And I just thought, saying, well, drinking beer is better than drinking coffee. I wasn't even thinking.
Craig Thomas
And then I forgot about that because.
Greg Malins
Lot of the same crew as Friends did on How I Met your Mother. And I got down onto the stage that first day, and a couple of the cameramen who I knew from Friends were like, oh, that was a good dig at Friends. This is a good dig at the Friends. And I was like, wait, why a good dig? And they pointed it out, and I was like, oh, yeah, totally. I can see why you would think that. But it didn't come from that.
Josh Radnor
I think it's pretty universally acknowledged as a dig at Friends. Like, I don't think anyone thinks of it that it's not that.
Greg Malins
All I can tell you is it wasn't.
Josh Radnor
There might have been some. You were subconsciously, like, Freudian, like, killing your father or something. Like, it feels like you were. Yeah.
Greg Malins
I.
Josh Radnor
No, I love in this episode, though, that it starts with a friend's joke and ends with a Cheers joke.
Craig Thomas
Yeah.
Josh Radnor
And there's something so great about that that, you know, in. In some ways, we were a humble show. We were. We were trying to stay on the air. We were. But also, I think we were really trying to situate ourselves in the constellation of great classic sitcoms.
Craig Thomas
Yeah.
Josh Radnor
You know.
Craig Thomas
Yeah.
Josh Radnor
And even the. We can get there later. But the ending with the Cheers font.
Craig Thomas
Oh, my God.
Josh Radnor
Is so funny and such A little wink towards sitcom lovers.
Craig Thomas
It made me so happy. And your name's in there because Greg was an executive producer. Greg's name is up there in the Cheers logo. That made me happier than anything in the entire episode. Seeing that before.
Josh Radnor
Before we go on, let's just say this. This episode is. Is called Swarli and Alec. When did this episode air?
Alec Lev
December 8, 2006.
Josh Radnor
December 8, 2006. And Craig, or maybe even Greg, you can give, like, a little summation of what is this episode, what happens?
Craig Thomas
Quickie logline. For people who didn't just watch it the way that we just watched it.
Greg Malins
It was a really big episode.
Impactful and important. And I remember fighting to be able to write it, because I really wanted to write it, because Marshall and Lily had been broken up for so long, and this was the episode where they going to get back together. And that one I really, really wanted to write. And I remember fighting for it and was granted the script. And so I was really excited about it.
Craig Thomas
And.
Greg Malins
But, you know, and that was a great storyline in it, and the big getting back together of Marshall and Lily and. But the other storyline overtook everything, it really did, and became the title of the show, which was in a coffee shop. The coffee girl misspells Barney as swirly. And then that was what happened was I knew I was writing it, and I remember that Rob Greenberg was in the room, the writer's room, and we were in there, and we were like, that'll be great. She'll write the wrong name, and then everybody will call him that name all throughout the script. And we were breaking the episode all down with the writing staff. And I knew I was writing it. They knew I was writing it. And I either went to the bathroom or went to meet with you guys in your office for, like, one second. And I came back in, and Rob said, oh, we have a name that they could have written down. I go, okay, great. What is it? And he goes, swirly. And I said, you don't need to tell me anything else, but I've got this.
Craig Thomas
You made the sale, so stop selling.
Greg Malins
I need nothing else. I have this all, like, through my head. Everything started swirling as it did for everybody.
Craig Thomas
Swirling.
Greg Malins
Swart, Healy, Swarls, Barclays, like, every.
Craig Thomas
Like, oh, my God. So I text. I texted Rob about this, and I said, you came up with the name Swartly, right? Because I remember that, too. Greg and Rob wrote back, yes. I used my propensity for verbal gaps, for infamy. I think he will often say words and names the wrong way. And it's just he had a natural talent to come up with it.
Josh Radnor
It's also one of those perfect things because it's not like carny. It's not like it's like, close, but it's not that close. Like, it's just weird.
Craig Thomas
It's weirdly not obvious.
Josh Radnor
It's just weird enough.
Greg Malins
It's ridiculously not that close.
Josh Radnor
It shares an R sound and an E ending. That's it.
Greg Malins
But how great of Rob, by the way, for me to walk back into that room and say, we came up with a good name.
Josh Radnor
Yeah.
Craig Thomas
Yeah.
Greg Malins
Without saying, I came up with a good name.
Craig Thomas
Yeah.
Josh Radnor
Yeah.
Craig Thomas
He didn't take credit.
Greg Malins
No. I walked in and he said, we came up with the ad. He didn't take credit, which is great.
Josh Radnor
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We'll be right back.
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Josh Radnor
And now back to the show.
Greg Malins
There's one. There's a classic. Well, it's not about the episode, but there's a classic How I Met yout Mother story. A joke that was never in the show. It was just a room bit that there is still a huge debate about which we can get to later. Or I can do it right now.
Craig Thomas
No, you have to tell us right now. I don't even know what you mean by that.
Greg Malins
I had come up with something that I thought was funny, and I think it was for some storyline that we never did, or maybe you did it after I left. I don't really remember, but I just thought it was funny, and it was a novel, and it was called Revengeance. And I thought that was funny because it was about a guy who got revenge but then needed to get it again.
Craig Thomas
Revengeance.
Greg Malins
Revenge. And that, to me, was funny enough. But then. And this is where the big.
Thing is my recollection. Luckily, I'm on this and Stephen Lloyd is not. Stephen Lloyd said, the tagline to that book is, this time it's personal again. Which I thought was one of the funniest lines I have ever heard.
Craig Thomas
How do we not find a place for that?
Greg Malins
To this day, Stephen Lloyd swears that I came up with it. And he'll tell me that. Wow. He'll go, you can. And I was even at the strike, somebody came up to one of the writers I used to work with said, oh, you know, we tell you a joke in the room all the time on whatever show he was working on. I said, what joke is that? And he goes, this time it's personal again. And I was like, that wasn't me. And Stephen Lloyd said, it was you. I remember. And I said, stephen, if I had come up with a joke that funny, I would never have forgotten it, I can promise you that.
Craig Thomas
Oh, my God, that is so Stephen Lloyd. That's a good portrait of a good writer's room where people are fighting to not take credit for a joke. You know, it's good people in that room.
Josh Radnor
Yeah. Well, it's also a. It's also a metaphor for the show itself, which is like the fallibility of memory and like, who did what when?
Greg Malins
You know, that's a really good point.
Josh Radnor
Yeah.
Greg Malins
But anyway, that's the. That's the side trip of that joke that I still find so funny. Anytime you start something with this time and end it with again, it's gonna be fun.
Craig Thomas
I'm. I can't believe we can't. Didn't find a way to get that.
Josh Radnor
Craig, when they. When they pay us the mountains of money to do the. The movie. The one off movie. Yeah, we gotta get that in there.
Craig Thomas
We have to make. Make it right and get that.
Josh Radnor
I feel like Marshall gets bored of being a lawyer and he writes crime novels on the side.
Craig Thomas
Revengeance. Oh, my God, Greg. I completely forgot and still don't fully believe that you didn't mean that Friends reference, because Hymnum fans excerpt that cold open and play it all the time. I think at least it was Subconscious. I'm going with Josh's theory that subconsciously you knew. Because I'm so convinced that you meant it, that you've told me this before, that you didn't mean it. But I just. My brain doesn't let it in. And watching it again, I was like, oh, all right. Greg did that. I will never fully believe that you didn't mean it. I'm just saying that right now.
Greg Malins
Well, you know what? It's like a song, like, well, whatever lyric you hear that means something to you, that's great. I'm fine with that. But I had no. I certainly came into How I met your mother having no animosity towards Friends whatsoever.
Craig Thomas
No, no. Neither do we. I want to make that very. No one. No one did. Yeah, right. Because sometimes people excerpt that and they go, ah, Friends. Him took the piss out of Friends. And it wasn't. Even if it had been overtly a Friends reference, it wouldn't have been that. Because we adored Friends. We wanted to write a show because of Friends.
Josh Radnor
All it really showed was that our protagonists were alcoholics. It was kind of a cell phone.
Craig Thomas
It was a cell phone.
Greg Malins
But it also seemed true.
Craig Thomas
Yeah, it is true. Yeah, it is true. In their case, it's true.
Josh Radnor
There's also more potential for dramatic chaos to unfold at night at a bar versus daytime in a coffee shop.
Greg Malins
You're telling me.
Craig Thomas
Yeah. It's a credit to Friends that they got that many stories out of hanging out at a coffee. Well, just to ask, I feel like I have to ask the very obvious question.
What was it like writing on Friends and then writing on How I Met yout Mother? Were you in your head about, like, I want to. Did you have a voice in your head saying, I know. I want to steer things away from things we did at Friends. I think sometimes you helped us do that. When we were inadvertently stepping on some storyline. You'd go, I don't know about that. What was your own. What did you. What was your feeling of that journey of having been on both shows?
Greg Malins
You know, Friends was the ultimate learning experience for me. You know, I. And I learned from the best. And we put in whatever, 18 hours a day for six, seven years, whatever it was that I was on that. And I learned from David Crane and Marta Kaufman, who are just brilliant. And I was the same age as, you know, a lot of the staff was the same age as the actors, as the characters. And so every. I mean, everything in my life went into that show. I came, unfortunately, to How I met your mother with all life of my life events have been used already.
Craig Thomas
You had fully caught up to that, to real time.
Greg Malins
The thing we were saying was true, which is that was the ultimate education in how to write a really good, solid, classic sitcom. The beats go like this. You hit this at the act break. You hit this and you get the. And everything, which I didn't really even know at that point until I learned it all there. And so to be able to then go to How I Met yout Mother, like, I don't think. I wouldn't say that I was hugely effective on that show, but I wouldn't have been effective if I didn't first know all the rules that we were kind of breaking.
Craig Thomas
Right? Yeah.
Greg Malins
Yeah. You know what I mean?
Craig Thomas
Yeah. Yeah. That's a cool way to put that. Yeah.
Josh Radnor
What? Just for Friends fans out there, are there any things that you lent personally, like from your own life that ended up being on Friends in a somewhat iconic way?
Greg Malins
Oh, that's. That's like too many things.
Craig Thomas
It's probably too many things, right?
Josh Radnor
Did you have a pet monkey?
Greg Malins
No. I came on second season, but Joey wearing all of Chandler's clothes is a true story.
Craig Thomas
Did you do that or did someone do that to you?
Greg Malins
I was in the room. You know who it was? Brian. Do you know Brian Boyle?
Craig Thomas
Yeah. Yeah, Brian, I wrote on American Dad. Carter and I with Fran Boyle. Yeah, you guys go way back, right?
Greg Malins
Brian did that. Well, Brian and I went to middle school together, but he put on everything Sebastian Jones owned, who's also a writer. He was on Spin City and other things.
Craig Thomas
Sebastian, you all became comedy writers from that event. Oh, my God.
Greg Malins
There was a time on Friends worth a quarter of the writing staff all went to high school together.
Josh Radnor
Greg, I remember there were two things you told me early when you came in, maybe the first couple years, but one of them was you said it's really important for writers to get to know the actors. Like, it's really like writers and actors should be, you know. You know, really, because you take. You get to know them, You. You get little. You know, you notice little quirks about their. The way they say things or the way they throw lines away that if you study them. And that was. That was part of what. In the negotiation around the writers was like, writers should be on set. Writers should be fraternizing with the actors. It's like magic happens because of that. Right? That was one thing you told me. And the other thing was, you know, when all guns are firing on a sitcom, when you can picture, you can Any two characters, put them in a room together and, you know, you can kind of see the scene. Do you remember saying that?
Greg Malins
Yeah, I don't think that was Stephen Lloyd.
Josh Radnor
Maybe it was Stephen Lloyd.
Greg Malins
I think. Yeah. That maybe kind of paraphrased something that Chuck Lorre once famously said, which a sitcom is two people on a couch talking.
Josh Radnor
Right, right.
Greg Malins
But, yeah, I believe that. But once you get the. And the characters on how I Mayweather were so great. And we got to have so much fun with Robin after season one.
Craig Thomas
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We found so many other speeds for her in season two.
Greg Malins
And that was the first thing I ever said to them on the phone. Do you remember that?
Craig Thomas
What did you say?
Greg Malins
I said Robin should have been a one hit wonder in Canada.
Craig Thomas
Yes, that's right. The initial Robin sparkle scene. Like, it was.
Greg Malins
I said Robin sprinkles.
Craig Thomas
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Greg Malins
And then you said Robin sparkles, and I was like, oh, yeah, that's better.
Craig Thomas
I mean, yeah, that's true. That. I mean, that was. We're getting a little ahead of ourselves here. But it's true a little bit. Not too far down the line because.
Greg Malins
Robin didn't have any backstory in season one.
Craig Thomas
Yeah. And you said Canadian. How do you think you arrived at that? You just thought Canada backstory, the Alanis Morissette thing, like, we'll just dive. We'll just do it.
Greg Malins
Yeah, yeah, something like that. Yeah.
Craig Thomas
It's such a great idea. I mean, it's one of the all time best ideas.
Josh Radnor
There's also, like, certain Canadian things. Like.
What'S the huge Canadian band? The Tragically Hip. Do you know the Tragically Hip? Yeah. They're the biggest band Canada ever saw. And they would play very small clubs, the rest of the world, including the United States, like, they never broke out of Canada.
Greg Malins
Really.
Josh Radnor
Even though we're so beloved. I think there's something funny about, like, art just being, like sequestered up. Like, you live up here, it might not travel south.
Craig Thomas
You know, you can really not have heard of things that happen up there. Which. Which made this was perfectly fit. This.
Greg Malins
Some of our cats. All of our Canada jokes were my favorite.
Craig Thomas
I. Oh, my God. Yeah, you. You helped open the door.
Greg Malins
Well, she was Canadian before I came on the show. It wasn't me.
Craig Thomas
Right.
Greg Malins
But just the one hit wonder thing. But the. The. One of the things which is the kind of joke I love, which is she was talking all excited about something, and after you win a hockey game, you know, you all go out to Danby's. There's just silence. She's like, oh, come on, you guys don't have Danby's here. That thing of, like, people from another country. And that wasn't my joke in any way, but sure was Stephen Moy.
That kind of joke just really makes me laugh.
Josh Radnor
Kobi always played the exasperation at not having the same cultural references very well.
Craig Thomas
Yeah. Because that was real. And she was like, wow, they're doing more Canada bit. That was an actor playing the reality. Greg, I thought you were going to say one of the earliest things you said to us.
That made me. It was when we met with you about you maybe working on the show. And I go, this is the guy you said, I love that you have a couple that loves each other on this show. You have a couple that's not the Bickersons. It's not like the typical TV couple. And it's the sort of heavyset guy and the wife who's taking the piss out of him. It's like they actually really like each other. And it's funny because you joined then you joined the show and they were apart. And I think that's why you wanted to write the episode that got them back together, isn't it?
Greg Malins
Because that was one of the things we talked about at Will and Grace and one of the things that I thought was the most challenging and something that I wanted to learn because I took it a step further than what you're saying, that, yes, there was a couple on there that loved each other and clearly were meant to be each other, yet they were funny.
Craig Thomas
Right.
Greg Malins
They were really funny in love.
Craig Thomas
Right.
Greg Malins
And if you remember on Friends, we got Ross and Rachel together and then broke them up as fast as we possibly could because they weren't nearly as funny together as they were apart.
Craig Thomas
Right.
Greg Malins
So to see a couple that is funny together was a revelation to me. And I was like, I gotta learn how to do that.
Craig Thomas
Was it a bait and switch, though? Did you sign up to want to be on the show? And then we broke them up. Had we broken them up already?
Josh Radnor
No, they broke up at the end of season one. So they were.
Craig Thomas
I know, but we met Greg during season one, I think, didn't we, Greg? Didn't we meet you as it was airing? Anyway, I might be misremembering, but you wanted to get them back together, which I love.
Greg Malins
You're talking about the fancy lunch at the commissary, right?
Craig Thomas
We had a fancy commissary lunch.
Greg Malins
I remember that. Yeah.
Craig Thomas
I mean, we were nervous, we were intimidated, we Were. I want to make clear Carter and I are both huge Friends fans. Like that. Whatever that cold open was or wasn't decide. We love Friends, and we were very intimidated by you. And we, you know, there was still the feeling from the studio and the network that these two guys, Carter and Craig, are very young. They've never run a TV show. They never had. They never staffed on a real sitcom. So the confidence it gave them for you to join was very real. But then you came in, and you were great, and you wanted to keep making. Help us make this show, not make it more like another show. And again, that was huge.
Greg Malins
So proudest of any show I've ever worked on.
Josh Radnor
Oh, man, that's so nice. Greg, how many seasons were you on the show?
Craig Thomas
2, 3, 4?
Greg Malins
5. 5. 5. Sounds right.
Josh Radnor
And had you worked with Pam Freyman before on any of your shows?
Greg Malins
Yeah, yeah. She directed some Friends. Yeah.
Craig Thomas
Okay.
Greg Malins
I'd known Pam. Yeah.
Craig Thomas
But no other Friends writer, as far as I can remember, ever worked for him. I meant yout mother. So you are.
Greg Malins
Well, I wouldn't let that happen. OB.
Craig Thomas
Who else do we need? Greg. That's cool. We should talk more about the episode, too.
Josh Radnor
Yeah, let's talk about the episode. So, yes. So I love that it opens with this. Whether intentional or unintentional, this Friends thing, it ends with this Cheers thing. To me, it was just evidence. We were swinging for the fences. We were really trying to make a classic sitcom. One thing that really amuses me about the whole swarthy bit.
I think that it was really important to see Barney, like, have episodes where he was losing and the butt of the joke.
Greg Malins
Agree.
Josh Radnor
He couldn't be, like, a triumphal, like, a triumphant character all the time. He had to have the piss taken out of him to maintain his place in the friend group on some level. But I texted Craig last night. We were talking about the episode, and I said it really amuses me that most of Ted's arc in this is just roasting Barney for this name. And also, even, like, calling the bar is like. It's another nod to, like, that's Bart Simpson calling mo.
Craig Thomas
Yeah. Friends, Cheers, and Simpsons.
Josh Radnor
Yeah. Like, you guys are really, like, drawing from, like, this great well of inspiration.
Craig Thomas
That was my favorite one, the one that he doesn't actually get to deliver to Barney. But Robin's like, you should remember that one was that Swirls Barkley. I think Swirls Barkley people in Espanola was also great, which I think was in Greg's original draft. I don't Think that was a room. That was a Melen's Swarlos. That was you.
Greg Malins
That probably came out of the room.
Craig Thomas
No, I think that was it.
Greg Malins
It was in my original script, but it probably came from the room. All right, I'll stop here just to prevent this from happening. Saying, you know, it was a nod to friend. You know, starts with a friend's joke, ends with a tears joke. Here's the truth. And I've never told anybody this. This is a revelation. And it's not something that. That, A, I'm proud of and B, makes me feel good and C, makes me look good. Because none of the above are true. The end of the cold open of this episode. I wrote that joke already on Friends.
Craig Thomas
What?
Greg Malins
Yeah.
Craig Thomas
Wait, say more. My mind is racing.
Greg Malins
So there was an episode of Friends where.
They were deciding Phoebe had three babies to name. And so everybody was fighting to make her name them after us. And she. I said something like, to Chandler. Well, I'd never use Chandler because your name's weird. And he goes, damn it, it is weird. I'm going to get a new new name. And then he left. And then he came back in another scene. And he goes, hey, I've. I've got a new name. I'm changing my name. No more Chandler. I figured it out. I think I'm going to be Rick. And it was Fee. It was Phoebe and Joey. And they were like, I don't know if you're a Rick. And CB's like, can he. Can you pull off Rick? And he goes, I can pull off Rick. And they go, no. And he goes, well, what name do you think? And they look at each other and they go, how about Gene?
He goes, I'm not Gene. That's not a cool name. My name's not Gene. And he gets mad and leaves. And Phoebe and Joey turn to each other and go, whoa, what's up with Gene?
Craig Thomas
Oh, my God. I know now. I know that moment.
Greg Malins
This is the thing is, I was sitting right here, specifically where I'm sitting right now. And I remember getting to that. I needed a blow for the scene. And the way the show works, if nobody knows. It's like you write a draft and maybe you get notes and then rewrite that draft. And then that draft goes to the entire room, and the entire room rewrites that draft. And then do a table read. It's rewritten again. I've run through. It's rewritten again. And I was just like, all right, well, I know this joke to work. There's no way. It's going to last all the way till shooting. It's going to get replaced by something else, because it always does.
Craig Thomas
But you were saying. And you were having this wrestling match in your mind. Cause you were wondering about the ethics of stealing that from Friends. And you were kind of wanting that joke to be cut. Is that what you're saying? Deep down, you kind of wanted it to be cut.
Greg Malins
I wanted it to be cut. And I assumed it was gonna be changed.
Craig Thomas
Oh, my God.
Greg Malins
Because everything gets changed. And then it just kept being in there. And it kept being in there and kept being in there.
Craig Thomas
It's so funny. It's so funny.
Greg Malins
And at a certain point, I was like. But no one has ever said anything. None of the crew said anything to me about it. No one's ever said anything to me about it. This is the very first time I'm revealing that I've stole from myself.
Craig Thomas
Breaking news.
Josh Radnor
It's weirdly complicated ethically because you stole it from Friends. But you wrote the joke. It's your joke.
Craig Thomas
You wrote the joke.
Greg Malins
But it's also right there. It's right there.
Josh Radnor
Yeah.
Greg Malins
Like, what other joke are you going to do in that moment?
Josh Radnor
Well, I think. I'll tell you this. I think you topped your joke in the way you did it. Because it's Marshall who says you almost never see old Swarls get that upset. Right. And what's funny to me about it is one when Swiley comes on and he looks at Ted and Marshall and he knows, oh, this is now my name. Like, this is. They're gonna. They're gonna get this is my name. But they immediately go into not just the name, but variations on the name, like his name got a nickname immediately for Marshall.
Craig Thomas
Yeah, that's the twist that makes this. Okay, Greg.
Josh Radnor
That's what. That's what makes it extra. That's why it lasted into the episode.
Craig Thomas
Oh, my God. I love this. I never knew. You really never told. You never said a word about this.
Greg Malins
And you were just like, I've never told anybody that.
Craig Thomas
I've never even told my w. Oh, my God. This is. This is major news. Major news.
Greg Malins
I just feel like if I. As long as I don't tell anybody.
Craig Thomas
No one will ever know.
Josh Radnor
But now everyone knows.
Greg Malins
Now everyone knows. And I'm a. I'm a. I'm a hack.
Craig Thomas
You're ripping off yourself. I think it doesn't count.
Alec Lev
Well, I just want to say that the. The crack team behind how we made your mother. We are. We are always hard at work. And so, ladies and gentlemen.
Craig Thomas
Oh my.
Josh Radnor
Hey everyone.
Alec Lev
It's at this point that I played for the guys the clip from Friends that we managed to call up from the Internet right then and there. Greg's memory is correct, except that Chandler's chosen name was Clint and not Rick. While yes, Joey and Phoebe did look to rename him Gene. But as we aren't sure that we have the rights to play that clip here, we've instead given you the link in the show notes and you can check it out for yourself. And now here's their reaction to having heard Joey ask what's up with Gene?
Craig Thomas
Oh my God, that is so crooked. Greg. I, I this is, this is. You blown it. You're blown our minds.
Josh Radnor
It was Clint though. It was Clint. You misremembered.
Greg Malins
What did I remember? Rick.
Josh Radnor
I think you said Rick.
Craig Thomas
Yeah, you've blown our minds. Okay, but Gene, you remember Gene?
Greg Malins
No, Gene. Gene was correct. I, I believe me, I know the name they said was Gene. And you know how I know that? I had completely and totally forgotten that David Crane's father was named Gene. And that did not go over great for a couple seconds.
Craig Thomas
But God bless him for knowing it was funny. He put it in. It's in there.
Josh Radnor
And this old man, he must admit he fell in love with you.
Craig Thomas
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Craig Thomas
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Josh Radnor
You know what else I really like, though, is when Robin says, swirly hooked him up. And then Ted says, oh, good, you got my text. Like, everyone is immediately on board with Barney is now swirly. No one questions it. Like, it's just like. I mean, this is part of their telepathy, right? Like, they're like, you know, even without the subtitles, they're still speaking telepathically with each other.
Greg Malins
Yeah, well, that was one of the things I noticed in the rewatch, which I didn't notice the first time I watched it, except for the weird music at the very beginning of the episode, which in no way was the music we used when it was on network television. But whatever was the joy. And, Josh, this is especially true of you, in my opinion, the joy this swirly storyline brought to, I would say the characters, which is true, but also the actors, like, the joy of being able to play this. And I remember thinking, and Josh, especially you, like, you know, swirls as they're swirling. You know, you know.
I was like, josh is having a really good time right now.
Craig Thomas
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Greg Malins
And all that. The whole cast was enjoying it so much. And it came across.
Josh Radnor
Yeah, it was just one of those.
Greg Malins
Magic bits that brought out, like, the best.
Josh Radnor
Well, you know, there's. We had a teacher at nyu, Jim Calder, who used to talk about, like, find the status in the scene, like, who's high status, who's low status. And Barney always.
Craig Thomas
He. He.
Josh Radnor
Neil played him very high status. I think it was the right choice. He was written kind of. Even when he was 100% in error, he still had great confidence. So I think there was something joyful about getting to seize the reins and be more high status because I had this joke that drove him crazy. You know, it was kryptonite for him. And I think Ted loved it, and I loved Ted loving it. So there was a lot of joy in it.
Greg Malins
I did, too. I loved it, especially for Ted.
Craig Thomas
It's funny, we sometimes talk, Greg, so far on the podcast about there's a few episodes that don't have the right title, because the thing from the episode, like, the Lemon Law, like, there's certain episodes of Season one, where you're like, the thing that really resonated across time and you only noticed 20 years later isn't the name. This time we got it right. Swirly. It should be called Swirly. This is so the Swirly episode that I almost forgot. It's the Marshall and Lily get back together episode.
Josh Radnor
Well, that's a little bit of the genius of the way it's structured. It feels like this big, broad comedy. And then we do this all the time. In How I Met yout Mother, the last scene is the one that kind of rips your heart out and you didn't see it coming.
Craig Thomas
And that's a great scene, Greg. You wrote that really well. That last scene, I can tell you.
Greg Malins
That scene of them on the steps. I mean, if I don't. I don't have my old script because I don't have that program we wrote on anymore.
If you looked at my script, I don't think any of those words were in there. That scene. I think even though I love writing emotional scenes like that, I didn't have any recollection of writing those words. And I bet it was a combination of the room, you and Carter, who were really good at writing emotional stuff, and then Pam and Jason working with the words on the set.
Craig Thomas
Right. Well, it was a big scene. I'm sure we went over and over it a bit and changed some things, but the construction of getting to that scene and Crazy Eyes, getting them back together, I think it redeems the crazy eyes thing, too. That he loves her crazy eyes. We're all fucking crazy. We are all fucking crazy. And every now and again, it's the right kind of crazy for the right person.
Josh Radnor
I just remembered, Greg, this is actually what you told me. Might not have told me the thing about every two characters, but I do remember you told me this, which is you said, don't stress if you're not the Ace story every week. You said people are tuning in because they like the vibe of all of you guys together. And you don't have to worry about if you're getting the best jokes in an episode or the best storyline in an episode. Just know that the show is working and everyone will get their moment in the sun. I do remember you telling me this. You might not remember telling me this.
Greg Malins
It was like I was up there sitting on a big hill, like, giving advice to anybody.
Craig Thomas
You were Yoda. You were the older, wiser guy. You were, like 38, and you were like the older, wiser guy.
Josh Radnor
You, at one point in your life Commanded a lot of respect.
But you've.
Craig Thomas
Done everything to erode that since then.
Josh Radnor
But one thing I'm noticing as I watch back through these episodes, sometimes there'd be an episode like, I bet you there was a part of me that thought, oh, I don't have. Have a lot to do in this episode. Or I'm not the. You know, But I walk back. I walk back through it, or I watch it again, and I'm like, oh, no. I'm delighted by Ted's storyline in this episode. Like, it's so much fun sometimes to be the C story or to be the joke guy who just pops in and throws the funny thing and gets the hell out, you know?
Craig Thomas
Yeah. You're really funny in this one, Josh. And I think it's like, the pressure's off you for having to carry any water emotionally in this one. And you really.
Josh Radnor
I think I felt that you feel really.
Craig Thomas
It's palpable, you playing it that way.
Josh Radnor
But you enjoy.
Greg Malins
You enjoyed it so much, and it made it so enjoyable to watch.
Josh Radnor
Well, it's also, you know, friends know how to bust each other's balls in such a particular way that is, like, it is bonding, you know, I mean, Barney seems like he's genuinely upset, but it's ultimately like, you know, it comes from love, because you can't actually do that to someone you dislike, you know, Then you're like an actual bad person.
Craig Thomas
Yeah, but if you're doing it. It's a love language.
Josh Radnor
It's a love language. Exactly.
Greg Malins
Yeah.
Craig Thomas
The best. Barney's attempt to say he likes it now was really funny. That was probably in your original script. No, I like it.
Josh Radnor
Jordana thought it was going to work. She was like, oh, this is going to work.
Craig Thomas
I'm glad we fooled her.
Josh Radnor
She overestimated his powers.
Craig Thomas
Oh, my God.
Greg Malins
Maybe we should, because the one person to talk about, too, is Marina. Like, Marina was. Oh, my God.
Craig Thomas
Yeah. Really funny.
Greg Malins
But she. You know what? She was. She was so game.
Josh Radnor
Yeah.
Greg Malins
To do anything we put on her plate. No questions. You got it. I'll pretend. Yeah. I'll say that I'm scared of a weird hunchback midget man yelling at me. You got it.
Craig Thomas
In the rain. Yeah.
Greg Malins
Yeah, I will.
Josh Radnor
I have a question about a logic thing in this script that. That came up. So Marshall is getting them beers, and he hears the breaking of the glass of the picture. Right. Comes back in. At that point, it's broken on the ground. But then in the flashback, when Lily's breaking into the apartment, she Breaks the picture before they even get in there in the dark.
Craig Thomas
Yeah.
Greg Malins
The truth is, what is in the show is he says, what was that? And she said, I dropped my keys.
Craig Thomas
Yeah. And she wasn't lying. You think she's lying. There's all these great twists and turns. You think she's lying, but she wasn't lying.
Greg Malins
The episode was a very high level of difficulty. I remember having to consult the flashback experts. I mean, you tell one half of the story and then you go back.
Craig Thomas
Yeah. It's a form we've done a couple times, but at this point, we did it in. Ted Mosby, architect, kind of did it only a couple episodes prior to this one. It's clearly a form. We go back and see it again and look at new things.
Greg Malins
There was nothing I had ever done. And it was really the idea that.
Josh Radnor
That.
Craig Thomas
That her crazy story, that Miranda's crazy story turned out to be true and that it's. Lily is very satisfying.
Josh Radnor
Oh, my God.
Greg Malins
And that.
Craig Thomas
That sequence of. Of Lily running after her in the rain on New York Street. I remember watching that in 2006 with Rebecca, with my wife. And that was the hardest she had laughed at anything on How I Met yout Mother to date that. Something about, like, Allyson's, like, physical commitment to the insanity of that bit. It looked great. It was a. So I was also watching it going. People don't understand. Like, it's really hard to make that little slice of New York street on the Fox lot, teeny, tiny little segment look like New York in the rain. We're in Southern California. It was probably 75 and sunny that day. Everything, the camera crew and, like, lighting and everybody had to do and the rain machines and, like, to make that feel. It really feels like this gothic sequence shot in New York streets. It really played that way, this dark horror sequence. And I was so proud of how great that looked watching this 20 years later.
Greg Malins
When I.
Josh Radnor
When I was watching it. It the other night with Jordana, I. I remember just being like, when she said, you know, there's a humpback with a limp who's chasing me on the street. And I remember being. What is this? Like, what? Oh, yeah, she's crazy. I guess she's crazy. And once I totally forgot, I started laughing so hard. And Jordana, she wasn't onto it yet. Like, she didn't understand what was happening.
Craig Thomas
Yeah. Yeah.
Josh Radnor
And I was like, just watch.
Craig Thomas
Just.
Josh Radnor
And the fact that it's.
Doing that voice. Oh, my God, it's so funny. Sometimes when you guys asked Ally to do like crazy things, like. And everyone just had an ability to commit to the bit fully.
Craig Thomas
Just her wide eyes and her cute little face just go crowy. So it's. She leaned in.
Greg Malins
So everyone committed so hard.
Craig Thomas
Committed so hard so perfectly.
Greg Malins
There was such commitment from every actor on this show in that episode. I mean, there's commitment obviously in every episode, but. But in this one, it really stood out to me because there was weird. People were being asked to do weird shit.
Craig Thomas
There was. Lily dives over a couch at one point. People are doing crazy shit. And it's a 21 minute episode.
Greg Malins
Barney plays something he's never played before for the first time.
Craig Thomas
Yeah, yeah. Like total defeat and really, really, really being bothered by something. And you're right, it's the most bothered we've seen him be in some ways, maybe a couple moments in season one. But it revealed to us a very fun speed for Barney that you had to do to earn some of the other insane, like, unlikable shit that Barney does.
Josh Radnor
Yeah.
Craig Thomas
When you see this, when you see how actually fragile Barney is, it really earns you a lot. It shows you why he's.
Josh Radnor
There's almost. There's some sort of like, mathematical formula. Like three Barney whatevers to one, you know, where he has to have his knees pulled out from under him. I also love, you know, there's that Pulp Fiction freeze frame of Lily going over the couch.
Craig Thomas
Yeah, that was a great moment. Was that Allison or was that a stunt woman? I asked her.
Josh Radnor
Ooh, I don't remember.
Craig Thomas
Because it was. She's really in midair diving. Maybe it was Ally. I can't remember.
Josh Radnor
You know, there's another thing, Greg, that you probably didn't do on Friends or Will and Grace is like the graphic going into the crazy eyes, which is like a kind of. We did that on Pineapple Incident.
Craig Thomas
You know, just set up in Pineapple Incident.
Josh Radnor
Just those weird, suddenly trippy graphics that.
Craig Thomas
The Jack in the box laughing is terrifying. It really. It was fantastic.
Greg Malins
Fantastic.
Craig Thomas
Graphic.
Greg Malins
I remember being very, very, very nervous. And my instinct was to say, I don't think we need to go into her eyes.
Craig Thomas
Right.
Greg Malins
That was my instinct. And because I was so scared of what this was going to look like. And then when I saw it, I was like, oh, okay, great. I get it now. I'm now more on board how I met your mother than I even was before. Because now I'm understanding and getting stuff like this, this, you know, and it was. It was really fun. I remember Carter maybe showing me the. Hey, we Got the graphic in from. What was the name of the rocket?
Craig Thomas
It might have been Gunslinger. I. I wonder if it was one.
Josh Radnor
Of our early years.
Craig Thomas
They did a lot of effects on how much mudder and were really great.
Greg Malins
It was Gunslinger. And I was like, oh, that's fucking great.
Craig Thomas
That works perfectly. So it's hilarious that what they did there. And terrifying.
Josh Radnor
You know what really made me laugh. Probably my second biggest laugh of the episode was Janine bashing in the car with the. It was a baseball bat or crowbar or whatever.
Craig Thomas
Yeah.
Josh Radnor
She was so funny.
Craig Thomas
It's shocking.
Greg Malins
It's shocking.
Craig Thomas
I think she was a stunt woman.
Josh Radnor
She was.
Craig Thomas
We had to cast a stunt woman because, like, it was really a hard thing to do.
Greg Malins
Yeah.
Craig Thomas
She really did that. Yeah.
Greg Malins
That is a. That is a bad date. That's a bad date.
Josh Radnor
And her immediate. Her throwing it down and then just being like, you want to, you know, come up? Or whatever.
Greg Malins
Yeah.
Josh Radnor
There's also something about.
That I really. That really amuses me about. Normally it's Barney throwing out the theories, you know, the lemon law and he's coining them. But for some reason on this one, Ted and Barney are absolutely in sync around Crazy Eyes. This feels like something they've discussed. Before they know it, they're speaking shorthand. Marshall doesn't. Because why would they have talked to him about. So they've got a. I just like their united front on that.
Greg Malins
That.
Craig Thomas
Yeah. Yeah, me too. Ted's not contradicting Barney or nay saying it. And I also like. I would an addendum to that is. I like that the women later have a quick one that's like, you know, with a guy, it's like jerk nails. If a guy has two nails that are too manicure and he's a jerk. Which seemed. Which is probably Barney, by the way.
Greg Malins
And probably true.
Craig Thomas
And probably true. Yeah.
Greg Malins
It was good.
Craig Thomas
The ladies had one.
Josh Radnor
Do you dislike Billy Joel, Greg?
Greg Malins
No. Nothing bothered me about that episode more than that.
Josh Radnor
Yeah.
Greg Malins
Because Billy Joel was my first concert. Billy Joel got me through a lot of hard emotional times in my youth and some in my adulthood. And I loved everything he's ever done. I shook it. I rushed to stage and shook his hand.
Craig Thomas
Wow. And now your name's on this slanderous thing. I can't remember why we decided to kind of take the piss out of Billy Joel in this one. I like Billy Joel, too.
Greg Malins
It worked, I think. I think I wrote that joke of an. I also like music.
It was just a.
Craig Thomas
Is that on Friends 2? You son of A bitch.
Josh Radnor
Greg, did you watch the recent documentary on Billy Joel?
Greg Malins
Oh, yes, of course. Yeah.
Josh Radnor
Fantastic.
Craig Thomas
He's great. Billy Joel, we love you. You're great.
Greg Malins
I've seen you. I've seen him like seven times, I gotta say.
Josh Radnor
You know, we talk a lot about Greg. Like, what about this show is aging incredibly well. And what is not more of it is aging well. We all seem to agree. But I loved what I think it was Nick Pomgarten, the music critic, when he said towards the end of the documentary that Billy Joel now singing those songs makes a lot more sense than when he sang them when he was younger because he was always singing as if he was an older person. He was singing about nostalgia. And there's something about seeing an older man sing them that it's just more. It tugs you. It just gets you more. It's like he makes more sense.
Craig Thomas
His oeuvre has aged really, really well. He was like 30 when he wrote Piano man or somewhere. He's way younger than you think. This jaded, kind of like he, he was at the beginning when he wrote that. It's. It's remarkable.
Josh Radnor
Jackson Brown wrote these days when he was 16 years old. Please don't confront me with my failures. I have not forgotten them. A 16 year old wrote that. I always think that's most astounding.
Greg Malins
I struck out in the third inning.
Craig Thomas
Yeah, exactly.
Josh Radnor
Exactly.
Greg Malins
Oh, oh, oh. There was a weird thing I remember about this episode is we had this joke that she remembered every word till we didn't start the fire. And there was a negotiation. Do you remember this, Craig?
Craig Thomas
Yeah. Because we couldn't come anywhere near the melody we wrote in.
Greg Malins
And we wrote. We. We had, we had the last five words.
Craig Thomas
Yeah.
Greg Malins
Because we didn't start the fire. She comes in and says the last five words. And he goes, yeah. Wow, you really didn't remember. And then we got from the lawyers, you can't five, two. You can do three. The last three words. We're like, okay. So we. This is before we had filmed anything. We were like, okay, okay, we'll put the last three words. And then it came back and go, you can't.
Craig Thomas
Three is too many.
Greg Malins
It's too. They're still saying it's. It's too close.
Craig Thomas
Yeah.
Greg Malins
And then I forget what it was, but it was like, well, they can't stop us from saying again or anymore.
Craig Thomas
Isn't it anymore. I think it's the word anymore or something. Yeah.
Greg Malins
He doesn't own the word anymore.
Craig Thomas
No, I say that it's hilarious.
Greg Malins
And that's all we got.
Craig Thomas
All of a sudden that joke becomes $100,000 joke or something. So it is. There is a danger, but it's ridiculous.
Josh Radnor
This is another kind of just fact that I don't think people understand when they' sitting around watching an episode of television. If there's a proper noun that has to be cleared by legal. There is a whole team of people clearing that, Paying royalties, paying clearance, all this stuff. So if there was one Billy Joel song that I would throw under the bus, it would be that one.
Craig Thomas
Fair Love.
Josh Radnor
The rest.
Craig Thomas
It is a list of things that happened. I remember in the 90s, this very funny writer we worked with on Letterman, Rodney Rothman.
He went to some party where he had. I wasn't there, but everyone had to do a performance, like performance art piece. Everyone who came to the party to do performance art piece. And his piece was that he. And this was like 1997 or something. He played the entirety of We Didn't Start the Fire. And at the very end of the song, right at that last line that Miranda Baccaran says, he hits pause and updates it for the 90s. And I remember this joke for him telling for 25 years ago, his update just to cover the 90s was. Was CD ROMs, soccer moms. What the heck is going on?
That is somehow lodged in my brain as a joke. I wasn't even there for 25 years ago, but Rodney Rothman, very funny.
Josh Radnor
Wow. Shout out to Tom Lenk, who played Brian in the coffee shop. He was great. Another Buffy. Yeah.
Craig Thomas
Yes. Another Buffy verse. And Morena Baccaran went on to be or was on at the time. I can't remember Firefly. So there's like a Joss Whedon verse happening in this with Tom Lenk, who was on Hilarious on Buffy. She's great. Yeah. I can't remember the timeline.
Greg Malins
I love her so much. How happy did you feel when she was in Deadpool and, you know, she's.
Alec Lev
Homeland and in the movie Elevation and.
Greg Malins
Yeah. Which I love her in Elevation.
Craig Thomas
She's great. Yeah. She's. She's had a great career.
Greg Malins
There was some Warner Brothers party, maybe the year after, something where Jenny and I hung out with her. There was something on the lot, a launch party or something. And she was there by herself for some of the show. And I just went up to her and I said, I think you're so great. I'm Greg. I wrote the Crazy Eyes episode of How She Goes. Oh, I want to pretend like she remembered me. But she didn't but we had a great time, like hanging out at that. This weird party where none of us.
Josh Radnor
Marina went to. She went to Juilliard. So just a shout out to theater trained actors who know how to like, roll with it. And do you know when you train to be an actor at a drama school, you are doing. You. You get very used to humiliating yourself. You get very used to being looked at, being picked apart, being, you know, doing insane things. And she was just so game and so wonderful. You know what really also made me laugh and forgive me just to keep coming back to Ted's stuff. But I loved we'll stop calling you Swirly. But instead we'll call you Jennifer. And for some reason, Jennifer, like again, the perfect negotiation.
Greg Malins
It's the formal.
Craig Thomas
It's not Jenny. Yeah. It's not Jen. It's not Jenny. Your wife. Is it a shout out to your wife, Greg?
Greg Malins
It probably was at the time.
Craig Thomas
Yeah.
Josh Radnor
But she's no longer your wife.
Greg Malins
No, she is still my wife. Okay.
Josh Radnor
So we were talking earlier about his kids who were kids, proper children, when we were doing this show and are now. How old did you say?
Greg Malins
21 and 23. Yeah.
Josh Radnor
No longer children.
Greg Malins
Jack and Harry.
Josh Radnor
Jack and Harry. Yes. I remember thinking those were very sturdy names.
Craig Thomas
They're adults now.
Josh Radnor
Very royal names. Yeah. But you. One of them used to say my dad writes jokes when people would ask what he did for a living. Was that right?
Greg Malins
Works up at your joke.
Josh Radnor
He works up a joke. That's right.
Craig Thomas
He works up a joke.
Josh Radnor
And I remember you also telling me a story that you, your son was kind of quiet in his room and you just checked in and he's over his desk and you said, what are you doing? And he said, I'm writing jokes. And then you read them and then you told me you said they weren't very good.
Craig Thomas
He didn't know how to work up a gym.
Greg Malins
He didn't have the stuff.
Josh Radnor
He didn't have this stuff.
Craig Thomas
He was too. Too. He said. He said, my dad steals jokes from friends and puts them on How I Met yout Mother. That's what he does for a living. Yes.
Josh Radnor
Son of it.
Greg Malins
But then again, that same son said one of the greatest things I've ever heard in my life that he, he, he has no recollection of it. He was very, very young. And no clue of why he said what he said. But he did, which is I said, I love you, Harry. I hope you have a great sleep. I was saying goodnight and he goes. And I said, I love you. And he said, I love you. A thousand plus go kart 15.
And I was like, we had not been talking about Go Karts. Not reading book about go karts. Why 15? Why only a thousand and not a million? Maybe I did have to work to get to a million. I don't know.
Josh Radnor
A friend of mine told me, him and his daughter, when they. When he puts her to sleep, they. She's about 4 and they do I love you so much that. And they do the thing of how big. And one night she said, daddy, I don't love you. And he was like, why? Why not? And she goes, that's just the way life is.
Greg Malins
Wow, that's a good one. Yeah.
Josh Radnor
So you. Another thing that I really loved was the kind of like revisiting the stoop, like the front stoop where Marshall, you know, sat with that ring in the rain when Ted pulled up. And just the scene of his absolute, you know, annihilation and heartbreak. And revisiting like that, to me is like a metaphor for How I Met yout Mother. Is like. You can almost like re. Enchant a place or revisit a time or a place. And you can see it from a different perspective or a different angle. And it can become your. Your friend again rather than your foe, I suppose. Right?
Craig Thomas
Yeah, I love that.
Greg Malins
Re.
Craig Thomas
Enchant a place. Yeah. He took back the stoop. They took back the stoop.
Greg Malins
I loved the Big. Christened it the big hard Ted hug. Jumping in for that big three way hug.
Craig Thomas
The scene of the crime became the scene of the reunion. It's amazing.
Josh Radnor
It did feel a little bit like all is right with the world. Marshall and Lily are back together again. And now we can. We can just reassume our rightful places.
Greg Malins
And then they go to the bar and we, the audience, have forgotten just as much as they have that they left Crazy Eyes alone in the apartment. Because even as an audience member, you're like, oh, shit, that's right.
Josh Radnor
Yeah.
Craig Thomas
Kind of deserve to have their place trash.
Josh Radnor
And the true psychotic, the way she played it just like so pleasant, was like, pretty terrifying, actually.
Greg Malins
It was. It was great. And her keys were right in front of her.
Josh Radnor
There was something kind of. There was a great switcheroo of like, oh, she is crazy. And then it's like, no, she's not. And then at the end, yes, she is. You know, like you went on a real journey with her.
Craig Thomas
So many back and forth, so many up and backs with that.
Greg Malins
Well, what it was is. It's crazy as a real and true.
Craig Thomas
That's right, Greg. We love you 1000 plus go kart 15. You know what? We love you 1000 plus go kart 16. I'm going to say we love you more than your own 16.
Josh Radnor
So, so great to see you and come back, Come back anytime. We'll. We'll have you back on.
Craig Thomas
There's some more classics. You got to come. We'll, we'll get you back for another later one.
Greg Malins
I would love to. I would love to. There's a couple more.
Craig Thomas
What a fucking great first episode to have written. Thank you for like wanting this one and chasing this one. You wanted to get Marshall and Lily back together and you did it. And it's. It's an all timer. Thanks, buddy.
Josh Radnor
Yeah, thanks, Greg.
Greg Malins
Thank you, guys.
Josh Radnor
Man, what a treat to have Greg Maylands on the show.
Greg Malins
I love that.
Craig Thomas
Always a delight. One of the greats.
Josh Radnor
Yeah. There was something so nice about how great the writers were. I mean, there was not any time, you know. Cause the writers would often on their own episode, they'd be on the set, you know, they'd be the ones kind of down there. And every week was like a new person you were delighted to see.
Craig Thomas
Yeah, it was a great group. And Greg. One of Greg's superpowers too. I should have said this while he was on, is he kept everyone calm. Do you know what I mean?
Josh Radnor
No, I was gonna say this.
Craig Thomas
He has a calming energy.
Josh Radnor
He's not an excitable personality.
Craig Thomas
Yes.
Josh Radnor
And he, he had the especially, like navigating, like network and studio. Like, he never broke a sweat.
Craig Thomas
Yeah.
Josh Radnor
Like, he just seemed like, we're gonna figure this out.
Craig Thomas
He was really good at that. We'd have him on calls because it was like, Greg, Greg seems like the adult in the room. He talks very calmly. We're crazy and young. We don't know what we're doing.
Josh Radnor
But he's also got a little bit of that. We were talking about with Cranston about the I can't believe they're paying me. This is how I make my living and pay my mortgage. Greg always had a little impish glint in his eye of like, I can't believe this is our career.
Craig Thomas
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.
Josh Radnor
Yeah. Well, that was fantastic. Greg, we'll have you back on. We just had so much fun talking to you. And yeah, we're. Alec, what do you have for us to close out this episode?
Alec Lev
Well, you know, we get our questions from the Internet and actually we've been getting some great ones from one of our good friends. But we're going to go and give her, I believe, her third question, because it is only fitting that our one question of the week today will come from the great swirly memes.
Craig Thomas
Swirly memes on brand on point. Let's do it.
Alec Lev
Absolutely. Okay, here we go. Swirly meme says phone call prank radio prank name tag on the back. The great origin of teasing old swirls back in 2006. Fast forward to today, and they'd probably be making memes about swirling. Ahem. I'd argue that since the beginning of humanity, people have loved uniting over ridiculous situations with a bit of schadenfreude. The ways we do it may have changed, but the core of why hasn't. What do you think is so timeless about him's humor that it still makes people laugh and relate 20 years later and probably beyond, with courtesy from Swarthy Memes.
Josh Radnor
You know, Craig there, I wish I had it, and maybe I'll pull it up, but my friend Amy sent a bunch of us a meme that. That said, my friend Dave in college came back one time from a break, and he was talking a little too excitedly about barbecuing hamburgers. So for the rest of college, his name was Burgers.
Craig Thomas
Oh, my God. Dude.
Josh Radnor
He just displayed, like, a little too much passion about something. So he was called Burgers. And they were like, be careful out there, kids.
Craig Thomas
Oh, my God, it's so funny. The hymn writers room had one of these one time. Chris Harris was really just slightly excited to get the cornbread from this barbecue place that delivered regularly to Ham at yout Mother. And, like, he was just, like, kind of excited and maybe asked a question about it. And he was called Kornbread for like, half a decade after that.
Josh Radnor
Well, also out of the writer's room, Chris Harris is the one you would want to want.
Craig Thomas
He just. Cornbread Harris.
Josh Radnor
Cornbread Harris. But he also can take a joke.
Craig Thomas
Better than anyone else.
Josh Radnor
So you kind of are like, well, we should probably. This guy's not gonna get, like, despondent over this. He can.
Craig Thomas
He got that the pure beauty of it was the same thing as your friend. He wasn't that excited. He was just a little bit excited. It was almost built. It was built on nothing. It was built on sand. And then. Yet it lasted.
Josh Radnor
Well, I think what Swarthy means is. Pointing to is you guys were very good at finding some of this stuff. You know, some of the Gen X references or whatever. You might. In a hundred years. You're gonna need footnotes to understand some of that. But this one is Like a classic old timey. The wrong name was written and it is suddenly his name. And it's gonna stick and we're gonna come up with every variation of it and we're just gonna roast him.
Craig Thomas
Do you know what it is? It's Dr. Seuss. It's just like playing with silly words. It's like children's books. It really is timeless. That's what.
Greg Malins
But.
Craig Thomas
Right. That's the only timeless things are kids books, really.
Josh Radnor
And it was. In some ways, there was delight in needling Barney. But also it's a fun word to say. Swarley is pleasing in the kind of like, what's that? Neil Simon, like, had, you know, the thing of, like, funny syllables. Like, what. What words are funny? I think comedians and writers are always trying to. But Swarley is pleasing. It's fun to say. And you almost get the feeling like, like, Ted and the gang were like, let's say this as many times as we can.
Craig Thomas
Oh, very much.
Josh Radnor
But the added bonus that it's going to drive this guy serious.
Craig Thomas
Rob Greenberg is a big, funny word guy.
Josh Radnor
He.
Craig Thomas
He said he misnames things, so that's why he was good at this. But he also, he has a long list of comedy words. And sometimes, just when the writers room would be stuck, he'd just be like, can't we work in the word chimichanga?
Yes. Rob was also a good Sophia. He'd pitch some chimichanga.
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Craig Thomas
Like, you can't self. Yes. You can't self. Yes. But he would self. Yes.
Josh Radnor
That is so cool.
Craig Thomas
God bless him.
Josh Radnor
We love you, Rob.
Craig Thomas
We're having him on next.
Josh Radnor
Well, I think we kind of answered swirly meme.
Craig Thomas
I think we did. I think it's. It's because it comes from love. Even these little stupid stories we're telling are people we love. And that's why that's the timeless piece, I think.
Josh Radnor
Yeah. Well, thanks for being with us. We had such a fun time talking about this episode, and we'll see you next time. I am guilty. Please acquit me. All sins are forgiven in New York City.
Alec Lev
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Podcast: How We Made Your Mother
Hosts: Josh Radnor & Craig Thomas
Guest: Greg Malins (Writer/Producer)
Episode Date: December 8, 2025
Covered TV Episode: How I Met Your Mother, S2E7 “Swarley” (first aired Dec 8, 2006)
This episode dives deep into the now-iconic "Swarley" episode of How I Met Your Mother with special guest Greg Malins, the episode's writer and a sitcom veteran (Friends, Will & Grace). The hosts and guest reflect on how the show, and this episode in particular, blend classic sitcom structure, innovative storytelling, and heartfelt character moments. The conversation is brimming with behind-the-scenes anecdotes, writers' room lore, debates about creative choices, and affectionate reminiscing about cast and crew. The Swarley episode’s unique humor, the work that went into Marshall and Lily’s reunion, and the legendary running joke of Barney’s “wrong” name are explored in loving detail.
[02:35–06:03]
"On Friends, we did seven flashbacks, maybe in 10 years… It seemed like I could learn so much from you guys." – Greg Malins [05:29]
[06:03–09:31]
"All I can tell you is it wasn’t." – Greg Malins regarding the “dig” [08:57]
[10:01–12:29]
"He goes, swirly. And I said, you don’t need to tell me anything else. I’ve got this." – Greg Malins [11:12]
[27:07–37:35]
[14:14–16:18]
"It’s a good portrait of a good writer’s room where people are fighting NOT to take credit for a joke." – Craig Thomas [15:49]
[18:02–22:38]
"I wouldn’t have been effective if I didn’t first know all the rules that we were kind of breaking." – Greg Malins [19:34]
[24:07–25:10, 36:36–38:51]
“To see a couple that is funny together was a revelation to me. And I was like, I gotta learn how to do that.” [25:10]
[28:09–32:01]
“Breaking news!” – Craig Thomas [31:04] “It’s weirdly complicated ethically because you stole it from Friends. But you wrote the joke. It’s your joke.” – Josh Radnor [30:55]
[35:18–37:10]
[36:36–38:51]
[41:09–46:47]
[44:18–45:05]
[47:24–48:08]
[48:12–51:09]
“There is a whole team of people clearing that, paying royalties, paying clearance…” – Josh Radnor [51:09]
[52:24–53:02]
[40:24–40:46]
[60:28–63:10]
“The core of why hasn’t changed… people have loved uniting over ridiculous situations with a bit of schadenfreude.” – Swirly Memes listener question [60:32–60:43]
On the writer’s room:
“It’s a good portrait of a good writer’s room where people are fighting to not take credit for a joke. You know it’s good people in that room.” – Craig Thomas [15:49]
On “stealing” the Friends joke:
“I was just like, all right, well, I know this joke to work. There’s no way. It’s going to last all the way till shooting. It’s going to get replaced by something else, because it always does.” – Greg Malins [29:46]
“Breaking news!” – Craig Thomas [31:04]
“It’s weirdly complicated ethically because you stole it from Friends. But you wrote the joke. It’s your joke.” – Josh Radnor [30:55]
On teasing in friend groups:
"This one is like a classic old timey. The wrong name was written and it is suddenly his name. And it's gonna stick and we're gonna come up with every variation of it and we're just gonna roast him." – Josh Radnor [62:31]
Advice to actors:
“Don’t stress if you’re not the A story every week. People are tuning in because they like the vibe of all of you guys together.” – Greg Malins (paraphrased by Josh Radnor) [38:51]
On the Marshall/Lily couple:
“To see a couple that is funny together was a revelation to me. And I was like, I gotta learn how to do that.” – Greg Malins [25:10]
On making “New York” out of LA:
“It was probably 75 and sunny that day. Everything, the camera crew and, like, lighting and everybody had to do, and the rain machines… it really felt like this gothic sequence shot in New York streets.” – Craig Thomas [43:13]
| Segment | Timestamp | |-----------------------------------------------------------|------------------| | Swarley name origin story | 01:37, 10:39–11:47 | | Opening/coffee vs. beer (Friends “dig”) | 08:00–08:57 | | Writers’ room “Revengeance” joke | 14:14–16:18 | | Marshall & Lily reunion, writing for a “funny couple” | 24:07–25:10; 36:36–38:51 | | Greg “stealing from himself” (Friends joke reveal) | 28:09–32:01 | | The magic of cast chemistry with the Swirley gag | 35:18–36:31 | | Visual innovation (crazy eyes graphic, Pulp Fiction gag) | 45:38–46:42 | | Billy Joel/music licensing constraints | 48:12–51:09 | | Listener question, timelessness of group teasing/friendship| 60:28–63:10 | | Final thoughts on re-enchanting painful places (the stoop) | 56:36–57:25 |
The episode concludes on the idea that How I Met Your Mother endures because it captures the ineffable magic of both hilarious and heartbreakingly real moments—often in the same episode. The “Swarley” nickname, like many details from the show, unlocked both the absurd and the emotionally resonant: it’s the ageless joy of friends gently tormenting one another, but always anchored in deep affection.
On why Swarley—and HIMYM—lasts:
“It comes from love. Even these little stupid stories we’re telling are people we love. And that’s why that’s the timeless piece, I think.” – Craig Thomas [64:10]
Final shoutouts:
For die-hard fans and newcomers alike, this podcast episode is a masterclass in sitcom writing, a love letter to group dynamics, and a celebration of a story that felt fresh even as it honored its roots.
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