
Hosted by Saoirse McGarry · EN

Who run the world? Lizards in very convincing meat suits. I talk about meditating while you're on hold, and afterbirth. Enjoy x

Today I discuss how aliens do exist and just actively avoid us, because we are annoying and also ugly. I give a run down of my news from the past month, which is why this episode is alarmingly short.

Jason Statham's career and the Dolan twins meet and greet... I have two guests on this episode and it's 30 minutes of absolute garbage. Welcome to the show and thanks for being here.

I have a guest speaker on the podcast to discuss her bowel movements, or lack thereof. No conspiracy theory in this episode! I owe you people nothing.

Are we living in a simulation, or did a pigeon really just shit on my sleeve? It's episode 3 of Human DIsaster? and I am arguably mentally ill.

I discuss slowly boiling alive in a hot shower and a beautiful sock puppet love story. There is no intro, outro or any editing so you get to hear me gulp some water and occasionally clear my throat! I like to keep it authentic.

I discuss Rodrick Heffley thirst tweets and how the moon isn't real. Also full disclosure I have no idea what I'm doing and haven't listened to