THOUGHTCRIME Ep. 118 — Looksmaxxing and Jestergooning? $500 Faces? Blame Canada?

Summary

Human Events Daily with Jack Posobiec

Thoughtcrime Ep. 118 — Looksmaxxing and Jestergooning? $500 Faces? Blame Canada?

Date: March 14, 2026

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Overview

This episode of "Thoughtcrime" dives into three major themes: the ongoing challenges of legal immigration and domestic security, the bizarre internet-fueled world of “looksmaxxing” and related subcultures, and a tongue-in-cheek discussion of who deserves to be on U.S. currency and what’s gone wrong with money and national symbolism in the Anglosphere, with a final segment lambasting Canadian social policy and the erosion of equality before the law.

True to the “Thoughtcrime” style, the episode is equal parts news analysis, subcultural anthropology, and banter-laden satire, blending serious national-security concern with irreverent Gen Z and right-wing internet humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Domestic Terrorism & Immigration (00:49–15:48)

• Recent Attacks Tied to Legal Immigration:

  • A shooting in West Bloomfield, Michigan, and another in Virginia are both credited to naturalized U.S. citizens, raising alarm among the hosts about failures in immigration policy and vetting.

    “We are giving full citizenship rights in this country to people who hate us and want you dead.” — Host (02:44)

  • Several recent attacks (in Austin, New York, Michigan) cited as evidence that legal immigrants/radicalized citizens are a burgeoning threat.

• Frustration With U.S. Policy & Law Enforcement:

  • The Michigan attacker was known to the FBI, previously imprisoned for ISIS support, but released due to the limitations on denaturalizing citizens.
  • Repeated calls for “mass deportations” or “remigration”—mirroring policies discussed or used in Europe.

• Hostile Populations and Blowback:

  • Discussion of the Newtown, PA bomb plotters growing up in affluent suburbs:

    “It’s like the town out of Gilmore Girls. Absolutely gorgeous…an ISIS cell operating out of there is shocking.” — Host (06:10)

  • Importing populations “hostile to your way of life” is described as a catastrophic strategic error.

• Policy Proposals:

  • Strong advocacy for stricter rules, including denaturalization for terror activities, closing green-card loopholes (e.g., child brides, cousin marriages).
  • Anecdote of Trump’s Thanksgiving statement advocating “reverse migration.”

    “President Trump said, no reverse migration. Remigrate them all.” — Host (08:28)

2. "Looksmaxxing," Jestergooning, and Gen Z Masculinity (15:50–32:58)

• Defining the Subcultures:

  • “Looksmaxxing”: An internet-driven phenomenon of self-improvement hyper-focused on physical appearance, especially via extreme means (sometimes even breaking facial bones).
  • Associated terms: “Jestergooning,” “bald mogging,” “frame mogging,” “mewing” (using tongue posture to widen jaw), “cortisol face.”

    “You break the bones, they grow back stronger and more, you know…” — Host (20:18)

• Satirical Analogies & Critique:

  • Compares looksmaxxing to the metrosexual trend of the 2000s, but also, in a twist, to male-to-female transgenderism—both seen as the pursuit of an exaggerated, almost surreal ideal.

    “This is like the dude version. They’re basically male-to-male transsexuals…trying to make themselves more attractive.” — Host (30:12)

  • Pushback against extremity: “This is too far. You shouldn’t be breaking your bones to change the shape…” — Host (25:21)

• Pop-psychology and Religious Reflection:

  • Biblical principle invoked: “For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things...” (1 Timothy 4:8) — Host (32:44)
  • Skepticism about the lasting value or masculinity of looksmaxxing.

• Memeification:

  • References to viral memes, public “cortisol checks,” and internet call-out culture among “looksmaxxing” enthusiasts.

3. Who Belongs on American Currency? Satire and Seriousness (33:02–57:28)

• U.K. and De-Traditionalization:

  • British move to replace figures like Churchill with wildlife on currency lampooned as cultural suicide.

    “They’re replacing Churchill with wildlife...badgers, hedgehogs, otters.” — Host (40:06)

  • Parallels drawn to “woke” trends in U.S. currency redesigns.

• Which Americans Deserve the $500 Bill?

  • Mock-serious speculation about who should appear on a hypothetical new $500 bill, with nominees including:
    • Teddy Roosevelt — “the bull moose,” rugged heroism, trust-busting, national parks.
    • Calvin Coolidge — champion of fiscal responsibility.
    • Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, Charlie Kirk, Master Chief (from "Halo"), even meme nominees.
    • Tossed in: controversial or ironic suggestions (e.g., Nixon, George Lucas "only the originals").
  • Old U.S. high-denomination bills featured (McKinley, Grover Cleveland), with a nod to nostalgia for classic designs.

• Broader Cultural Critique:

  • Loss of national heroes and the inability to create unifying symbols in an age of mass migration and identity politics.

4. Canada and the Erosion of Legal Equality (61:13–67:12)

• Case Study: The Apartheid Allegation

  • A Canadian court slashes a murderer’s sentence due to a requirement to account for his race (“Black” or “First Nations” status), as specified in Canadian law.

    “Canada is an explicit apartheid state. By law, superior castes are punished less for crimes than inferior ones, with native born white Canadians as the most inferior group of all…” — Host reading from Twitter (62:09)

  • Comparison to Jewish law (the Torah) and the principle of equality before the law.

• Racial Preferences in Practice:

  • Open discussion of explicit racial quotas and hiring bans in Canada, and the importation of further minorities to maintain these systems.

• Application to the U.S.:

  • Noting parallel trends in U.S. public institutions and “equity” rationales for preference policies.
  • Endorsement of true colorblind meritocracy:

    “Just one standard for everyone. No caste systems…we’re for total blank…colorblindness across the board.” — Host (67:12)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Immigration & Security

• “We are giving full citizenship rights in this country to people who hate us and want you dead.” — Host (02:44)
• “The only way this can be dealt with is mass deportations.” — Host (06:30)
• “If you join a terrorist group, you get denaturalized. This is common sense.” — Host (11:29)

On Looksmaxxing & Gen Z Internet Life

• “You break the bones, they grow back stronger and more, you know…” — Host (20:18)
• “This is like the dude version. They’re basically male-to-male transsexuals…trying to make themselves more attractive.” — Host (30:13)
• “For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things…” — Host quoting 1 Timothy 4:8 (32:44)
• “Women, stop getting your buccal fat removed for the love of God…It is a war crime. It’s a crime against nature. Stop it immediately.” — Host (69:26)

On Currency and National Heroes

• “They’re replacing Churchill with wildlife...badgers, hedgehogs, otters.” — Host (40:06)
• “Who would you put on a $500 bill?” — Host (43:31)
• “Look, if Alabama can put a radical anti-American communist on their state quarter, I think we could get Charlie Kirk on a quarter.” — Host (42:27)
• “We should put Virginia Dare back on the money…America is descended from the English. What makes America great is what we inherited from the English.” — Host (54:41)

On Canada & Legal Double-Standards

• “Canada is an explicit apartheid state. By law, superior castes are punished less for crimes than inferior ones…” — Host quoting self on Twitter (62:09)
• “Equality under the law is a moral principle dating back all the way to the Torah. Canada is throwing that out.” — Host (62:14)
• “We’re for total blank, colorblindness across the board. And one standard. That’s it. Just one standard.” — Host (67:12)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

| Segment | Time | Notes | |-------|--------|------| | Immigration & Security | 00:49–15:48 | Michigan, Virginia attacks; immigration failures; policy critique | | Looksmaxxing & Subcultures | 15:50–32:58 | Definition, internet memes, cultural and religious critique | | Who’s on the Money | 33:02–57:28 | U.S., UK, Canada money; “who deserves the $500 bill?”; cultural decline | | Canada’s Apartheid Law | 61:13–67:12 | Murder sentencing, racial criminal justice preferences | | Final Thoughts & Wrap | 67:12–end | The need for reform, humor on individual looksmax pledges, closing banter |

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Flow & Tone

The episode moves rapidly between news analysis, deep dives into internet meme culture, and historical/ideological discussion, alternately sober and sardonic. The hosts are unfiltered, self-referential, and blend earnest political anger with irony, especially in their discussions of “looksmaxxing” and pop culture.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

• If you’re seeking analysis of the intersection of immigration, domestic terrorism, and American identity:
  The panel is fiercely critical of current legal immigration, using recent high-profile attacks as evidence that legal frameworks are dangerously lax.

• If you want a hilarious, sharply critical take on internet masculinity and "self-improvement" fads:
  The “looksmaxxing” segment skewers the cult of superficial masculinity, with both mockery and a warning about what such obsessions reveal about modern American life.

• If you enjoy culture-war satire about national decline in symbolism and money:
  Speculation about a $500 bill provides both comic relief and a thoughtful look at the lack of shared national heroes in a fractious era.

• If you track “equity” and identity politics globally:
  The Canadian case is used as a warning about what happens when equality before the law is explicitly abandoned in the name of progress.

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Concluding Takeaway

The episode ends with a call to focus on colorblind meritocracy, skepticism about shallow self-improvement trends, and a final tongue-in-cheek challenge for the hosts to attempt some “looksmaxxing” of their own—demonstrating the podcast’s mix of culture, news, and irreverent internet-attuned humor.

“Ladies and gentlemen, as always, go out there and commit more thought crime.” — Host, closing (73:25)

Transcript

[A]

From the age of Big Brother.

[B]

If they want to get you, they'll get you. DNSA specifically targets the communications of everyone. They're collecting your communications.

[C]

All right, welcome to thoughtcrime. Thursday we are. I got my Jack. See, I forgot my jacket rule and then I. So I put on.

[A]

He keeps forgetting the jacket rule. You can't defy the jacket rule.

[C]

I get cold in the studio. They have it turned down to like 61 for the. For the equipment here. Anyways, welcome to Thought Crime for you. I'm totally. I'm. I do not do well with cold. I'm a. I'm a brown skinned.

[A]

You don't want to catch Andrew.

[C]

Southern European quarter Mexican.

[A]

He doesn't have his Jack Jack and had his din Din yet.

[C]

So we got to get into some breaking news here, because I'll be honest with you in the audience. I'm pretty upset. Pretty pissed off, I think is a. Is a good way to say it. We had a shooting in West Bloomfield, Michigan, about 20 miles down the road from Dearborn, Michigan, which, as many of you know, is the epicenter for the Islamification of the country. And it looks like new intel has come in. Bill Malusian tweeted out. It looks like we have that at 24, that this person appears to be. The car is registered to a Lebanese naturalized US Citizen. So assuming that it wasn't a carjacking or a stolen car, it's safe to assume that this would be a naturalized U.S. citizen that committed this crime. We'll wait for those details to come in, but even if that turns out to not be the case, we have another shooting in Virginia. This one's even more egregious on some level. It's a naturalized citizen from Sierra Leone. Again, when I say naturalized, that means that they were.

[A]

It means we had this person here and we thought, this person is awesome.

[C]

We let them in.

[A]

We should give them the right to live in America.

[C]

We should let them vote.

[A]

And nothing can make them leave. They should have the right to vote. The right to all of our welfare programs.

[C]

Correct.

[A]

This is the type of person we want in America.

[C]

This person was known by the FBI. This person had been radicalized by ISIS, had traveled abroad multiple times. And in 2016, he was prosecuted. Right, Blake? 2016.

[A]

Yes. Yes. He was imprisoned.

[C]

Imprisoned. And we let him back out on the streets for some reason.

[B]

And.

[A]

Because he was a naturalized citizen.

[C]

Yeah, because he's a naturalized citizen. But add that just to this month, and I'm gonna read from a tweet from Will Kane here said this month, Austin shooter. You remember that one? Austin radicalized. Said Property of Allah.

[A]

Property of Allah.

[C]

Islam. Property of Islam. Shout out Al Akbar. Austin shooter. Naturalized citizen. The OD shooter. Naturalized citizens. The New York City teen bombers. Thankfully, it did not go off. Children of naturalized citizen. And now the Michigan synagogue attack. Naturalized citizen. We are giving full citizenship rights in this country to people who hate us and want you dead. We have a legal immigration problem in this country and today shines a very bright spotlight on this horrible reality that we've created ourselves. So we need to start there. Blake, Jack, thoughts?

[B]

Well, and, and I want to, I want to go in because the, the one in Michigan, I believe it was also car ramming.

[C]

Right.

[B]

So it was a. And I think there was a preschool that was on the premises as well. And so it was a car ramming. And then not all the details are exactly out on that just yet, because this is breaking news. But it was a car ramming and then, you know, an attempted shooting as well, I think is what we saw. And that, that the shooter. So yeah, car ramming and shooting incident has now been killed. Bill Malugian says something about the corpse actually being on fire. So I think that I'm sure there's going to be an investigation into whether or not explosives were used in that case.

[C]

Yeah, well, they're. They're actually still clearing the scene as far as we're aw. There that. Because they're. They're looking for incendiary devices or bombs. Yeah, exactly.

[B]

We're in the middle of it. Similar to the, you know, whether they're explosives, similar to the individuals in New York City. And you know, what's crazy about those two from New York that attempted bombing was, you know, I was looking at this. That town where they grew up in apparently that Newtown, Penns area. That's not far at all from where I grew up, where I'm from. The only difference is, is that Newtown, Pennsylvania is one of the. I mean, they lived in the lap of luxury. It's one of the nicest towns in the United States. The idea that there could be an ISIS cell there is just. It's jarring. My whole family's talking about this. They went in and there was a suspicious, you know, there are suspicious items found in a storage locker that they had that the SWAT team and bomb squad had to go in. And they were, I think it was a material, a residue. They say that they were worried was a potential explosive.

[C]

What they call it, Jack, Daughter of Satan or something like that.

[B]

Well, it was, it was tatp, which is a very common but also powerful explosive that can be made in home. So TATP is a precursor and an explosive that you would see in the Middle east in, you know, ISIS bombings, etc. So, and it's, and it's not, by the way, something that you would find that you would, you know, just go on YouTube and, you know, watch, you know, a tutorial on. It's something that's actually quite serious. And so the real questions as to whether or not there were others involved or bomb makers involved that were not, that were not caught at the scene. And I just want to say again about this town, Newtown, Pennsylvania. I mean, this thing, it's an idyllic town there. It's, it's, you know, very luxurious. It is, they have a great downtown. It's, it's kind of like. And I had this tweet that went pretty viral. I said, this is like, you know, if you're not from PA and you don't understand, it's like the town out of Gilmore Girls. Okay? It's like the town out of Gilmore Girls. It is just a sleepy, nice suburb where with, you know, it's absolutely gorgeous. The people there are very affluent and the idea that an ISIS cell could be operating out of there is shocking to anyone in the area. But at the same time, Andrew, to your point, where when we look at the higher percentage of foreign born individuals that now reside in so many of these places, obviously Dearborn being one of the hottest of all the hotspots for that in terms of Middle Eastern migration, you know, should we really, should we really be surprised? And look, I know the FBI has been out saying we're tracking, you know, and Cash Patel over there is doing a great job saying, hey, we're tracking these things. But at the end of the day, what you've done is you've imported foreign populations that in many cases are going to be inherently hostile, inherently hostile to your way of life, inherently hostile to your values, inherently hostile to your society. And the only way that this can be dealt with is mass deportations. And this is something that Charlie, Right, and we all know this, that Charlie was talking about this in the day, his last days. Well, hold on, Jack on the planet, this is exactly what he was talking about.

[C]

So what we're, I mean, yeah, mass deportations, but we're talking about a whole different thing here. We're talking about the fact that every year in fiscal year 2023, we issued 1.17 million green cards in fiscal year 2024, preliminary data shows 980,000 green cards were issued through the first three quarters. We're talking about legal immigration. These are people that have been brought here that, as Blake said, we did this to ourselves. We chose to bestow upon them the full rights and privileges of United States citizenship. And they turned the gun on us, and they're trying to kill Americans. And I'm sick of it. I don't know when we're ever gonna, like, wake up from this idiocy and actually start saying, oh, I don't know, maybe we shouldn't be importing people that hate us. Maybe we shouldn't be importing people that have a loyalty to something, some religion, some country other than our own. Because guess what? I was born in this country. I'm gonna die in this country. My kids were born in this country. They're gonna die in this country. We love this country. First, I'm so sick and tired of bestowing the rights and privileges of an American citizen upon people that don't give a crap about it or their children that grew up to not give a crap about it.

[B]

Well, and Andrew, in Europe, where they're already also dealing with this issue, they do have something that they view as a new way forward, and it's called re migration. And President Trump. President Trump has. Has endorsed this in many cases. He, you know, we do hear kind of occasionally different signals out of the White House over what is going to be prioritized at any given time. Axios, of course, had a story about that this week, but President Trump has said many times that he believes specifically, by the way, re migration and reverse migration. And I'll tell you exactly the last time you said it was Thanksgiving, when on last Thanksgiving. So just what, you know, four months ago here, we had the shooting of two National Guard members, one male, one female. The female who was killed on the scene, and the. The male was obviously just at the State of the Union a couple of weeks ago. And those were done by Afghan migrants who, again, were here legally. And President Trump said, no reverse migration. Re migrate them all. Perfectly fine with that. Totally fine with that. It's got to become a priority. And, you know, I got into it with a certain senator earlier today for saying specifically this, that we need to take this threat seriously. We need to take it seriously. It needs to become one of the highest priorities in the United States. There's no question about it. And little did I know that, you know, just on the same day that that happened, that there would be two more Muslim migrant attacks.

[C]

Blake.

[A]

I think there will be more. There will probably be another one by tomorrow. I think we're getting. We're getting a lot of. We're seeing the consequences of throwing open America to basically the entire planet and saying everyone deserves to be in America. No one should ever be forced to leave America. There should be no penalties for attacking Americans again today. Marks, I think the first time we've had a repeat offender on literal terrorism.

[B]

The guy. Can you walk through that case? What was the. We know there was a previous case.

[A]

It seems that in 2016. I haven't read all the details. We'll get those soon enough. But it seems that he supported ISIS in 2016. So they arrested him, they imprisoned him. He received, I think, 12 years, was let out after about eight. So he gets out in 2024. And because in our great wisdom, we made him a naturalized U.S. citizen. And our lawmakers, in their great wisdom, do not allow us to denaturalize citizens for crimes like joining foreign terrorist groups that want to murder Americans. He just got out, and they stopped monitoring him. And he thought, okay, well, you know, first time didn't work out, but second time's a charm. So he got a gun and he went and started shooting up Old Dominion. And thankfully, now he is dead, so he cannot offend a third time. Though I'm sure we'd find a way to do that if he were still with us. And I suspect this won't be the last time, because we pathologically want to let in people who will attack and kill us. Zuzu's petals, by the way, donated in a rumble rant. It feels like even our legal immigration system is designed to kill Americans. Yes. Yes, it is, Zuzu. That is clearly the case. I think one of the most enraging things to me is there are so many obvious problems and flaws in our immigration system that, I mean, at a minimum, Republicans could whip up a short bill with 10 different items on it and just vote on it and force Democrats to vote against it. I would include things like, you get denaturalized if you join a terrorist group. I would include things like, you can't get a green card for a child bride. Did you know you're allowed to do that in America? You can. You can bring in a child bride to marry you. That happens. It happens regularly. Like, there's several cases a year, bunches of things. Maybe you can't get a green card for someone who's your first cousin, even if it's legal.

[C]

This is great, but, like, I'm gonna play a clip for you here about this is the Virginia shooting. This guy was like known by the FBI, okay? Cuz like we can't even get to the point where we're getting known threats off the streets, let alone passing immigration reform through our stupid Congress. Cut 16 with some little details that we know about the shooting so far. How, how are we able to confirm that this or this was an act of terrorism?

[B]

How it was an act of terrorism?

[A]

I can tell you that we have confirmed reports that prior to him conducting this act of terrorism, he shouted al

[B]

or stated Al Akbar and he was

[A]

formerly a subject of a FBI investigation

[B]

in material supporting terrorism.

[C]

Yet he was walking free and more

[A]

will because our illustrious leaders just choose to.

[B]

Let's. Here's something I tweeted as well, that there's a, you know, there's a tendency I think for a lot of people to call the, say, oh, this is a sleeper cell and then create this picture that oh, they're directly working for Iran or the IRGC and they've been contacted by Iran in some way to, you know, press the trigger and activate the, you know, the cell. It's got that like that old Claire Danes Homeland show kind of thing. But that's in reality, that's not really what it's like in reality. In many cases these are self radicalized individuals. They are people who, they are, you know, supportive of ISIS for their own means and they're again, just part of a hostile population that we've allowed into our country. Because I think Zuzu's petals is right because we have an immigration system that is designed to kill Americans. The point of a system is what it does. And so whether it's killing you through what they're doing in terms of depressing wages and putting pressure on our housing market and wreaking havoc on us economically, or in this case literally and actually directly picking up guns and killing us. It almost seems like that's exactly what, what's been happening over and over and over. So no, I don't think this is just some like, like oh, we're, you know, we've got the call from the new ayatollah who like nobody can see anyway. Like he hasn't even like put any actual audio out yet or anything. Is like Schrodinger's ayatollah. But no, it's not like that. It's just they want to do this and there's Ryan Grim who you know, is, is well sourced and has done a lot of reporting in this Area says that the. The guy who was from Lebanon, that apparently his. His family lived in one of these villages or one of these towns that was under attack, that was in, you know, caught up in some of the bombings with Hezbollah. And so he lost family members. And, you know, it may have been a motivation for his attack on this synagogue in preschool that, you know, you. You took out my family. You took out my kids. I'm going to take out your kids or something like that. Again, if. If, you know, if that reporting is true is to be believed. But again, these are the types of blowback problems that you get into when you embark on the invade the world, invite the world policy. And that's exactly what Charlie would talk about over and over.

[C]

All right, guys, we had to hit it.

[A]

Topic number two, should we hit ourselves in the face with hammers?

[C]

It would be more intelligent than our immigration system. So, yeah, sure, why not?

[A]

All right. Yeah. So, of course, as I'm sure anyone under the age of probably 25 knows, the reason you would want to hit yourself in the face with a hammer is so that you can look smacks. Do you know what that is, Andrew?

[C]

I do know what looks maxing is.

[B]

Ooh.

[A]

Do you look smacks?

[C]

No.

[A]

You don't?

[C]

No. Can't you tell? I don't know.

[A]

I mean, it's pretty. It's pretty worrisome.

[B]

Blake tried to look max once, but it didn't take.

[A]

Oh, I know.

[C]

What do you think the beard is about? The beard is literally looks maxi.

[A]

No, but the problem is, is I'm, you know, I'm getting. I'm getting bald mogged. And so you've got jester gooning and bald mogging, and I refuse to say that word. You're gonna have to say it.

[C]

No.

[A]

You're gonna have to. No.

[C]

That's the Jackism.

[A]

Say it now.

[C]

I saw Jack say it on a show the other day, and I was like, I'm not saying it. Jack can say it. It's a Jackism.

[B]

I said what? All I said was. All I said was, Lindsey Graham is jester gooning for. For war. That Lindsey Graham loves to gesture goon for war. He doesn't care where the war is or really who's in the war. It could be in Ukraine. It could be in the Middle East. It could be in Latin America, but that's Lindsey Graham. He loves. He loves jester gooning for war.

[A]

Okay, so we probably should explain this a little bit because we do have listeners who are a little bit older.

[C]

We also have 11 year olds. So let's.

[A]

Yeah, of course. Okay, well, so looks Max. And we can start with acting silly looks.

[B]

It's literally just acting silly.

[A]

Also, also, 11 year olds probably shouldn't be listening. The entire idea is this is the PG13 show.

[C]

Okay, so 13 year olds.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, so we've got. But so looksmaxing is a subculture that's emerged. It comes out of online Internet forums. I believe it comes out of the incel community, which is of course a community on the Internet. And so it's the guys who say in these harsh times where we have more and more inequality and more and more extreme outcomes, the only path towards success is you have to massively maximize your physical appearance. And that doesn't just consist of eating right or lifting weights so that you look stronger. It includes things like aggressively reshaping your face. And so there is a, I believe. Is it clavicular? Jack Clavicular is the guy who hits his face with a hammer in order to. The idea is it breaks your bones in your face and then as a result you get sharper features and so you'll have a stronger chin, stronger cheekbones, and you will become more of a gigachad, which is what you should all

[B]

aspire to be others remember. You guys heard. Have you guys heard of mewing?

[A]

Is that the one where you put your tongue on the roof of your mouth?

[B]

Yeah, yeah. So you, you. Mewing is the one where you put your tongue on the roof of your mouth and then you use it to sort of like spread out your, your upper mandible so that it. So that it spreads the size of your jaw. So the idea is that, that I don't know why it's called mewing, but. But that's what mewing is. And there's also, there's also people who eat or chew. It's not mewing, but in. In. In other, you know, jaw related looks. Maxing is because the people will eat like chew like hard gum, like mastic gum, or like something that's like a really, really extra chewy gum that they'll just like chow down on all the time. And there's been some videos of guys with like this. I saw this one clip. I don't know where it is where, you know, this guy was like super skinny and like looked like he didn't go to the gym. But the only muscle in his entire body that he worked out was his jaw. So he had this like massive like expanded jaw kind of situation going on there.

[A]

Yeah, no, I mean that Sounds of

[B]

course, makes you talk like a Hapsburg.

[A]

That. That sounds weird to us, but I think. Do we have to admit that this is just the correct way to go about life? Do we have to maximize our physical appearance at all costs due to inequality? Yeah. Look at him. He's. He's hammering his face with that.

[B]

This is a hammer.

[C]

That's.

[B]

That's the. That's like a massager. It's like a massage gun.

[A]

Well, it might be for the more mild version of it or maybe. Maybe the higher budget version of it. He definitely breaks bones in his face. I know that. I think we have the idea.

[B]

Is that in the community, like stronger cheekbones, I guess. Or maybe it's like. It like calcifies.

[A]

Is that the idea?

[C]

That's exactly what it is. So you break the bones, they grow back stronger and more, you know.

[A]

Yeah. And so it's become this whole thing because we have these different look smacking people. They all seem to have bizarre names. So we have. We have Clavicular, we have Andrew Jennick. We have. There's a local tie in here. There's a guy who's. I only know him as ASU frat leader. We all know that Arizona State is a particularly fratty school and particularly looks Max and. Yeah, and ASU frat leader. In fact, ASU frat leader, I think we have a clip about this where he got publicly cortisol checked by Androgenic. Do we have. Do we have clip 9? Is that. Is that live or is that just B roll?

[B]

Listen, Virus mate, I will avenge Clav if it's the last thing I do. If I have to blast 5 grams

[C]

of test, I am coming to you.

[A]

I'm coming to lam in a few weeks.

[B]

Be there.

[A]

Oh, dear. Okay, so I guess apparently what happened is that clip was that ASU frat leader got publicly cortisol checked by Andrew Jennick. The number one undisputed looks maxing protege of Clavicular. He is about to avenge Clavicular, who I believe got frame mogged by ASU frat leader Jack. Do you know about frame mogging?

[B]

Yeah. So what's funny is a lot of like the Gen Z slang is actually just like right wing slang from 2015, 2014. So, like mogging is something that. Yeah, like the MGTOW guys used to say this. And like the Manosphere guys used to say this. Oh, apparently there's also a. I gotta watch it because I heard it's. I heard it's interesting. There's a new Manosphere documentary out on On Netflix or something. So I've gotta. I've gotta pirate that and watch it, you know, watch it later. And so mogging used to just mean like. Like going beast mode on somebody and just showing how. How much more powerful you are than them. Like mog someone in the gym, like, was. That was the, you know, was the original take on it. But then mogging sort of took on a new form where it was. If you had. If you had like a. If you're just bigger than somebody physically, that you are mogging them and that if you stand next to someone in an image like this, because you're in the same frame that you are, then frame mugging them.

[C]

I got accused of chin chin mugging somebody.

[A]

Chin mogging by whom?

[C]

It was in that. When I. When I was debating Adam Meckler or Mockler, whatever his name is. You remember that? That.

[A]

Oh, right now. Right now you're pronouncing.

[B]

It's not hard to mog that guy at all. It's really not hard to mock him. Not even a little bit, because he's got that. He's got that, like.

[C]

I felt bad about it.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I saw a couple of comments there,

[A]

and I was like, first you chin mog him, now you pronounce smog.

[B]

I was. I was chin mogging him originally because I was making fun of his soul patch. He had that little, like, he had that little, like, food catcher. And then he got. I think he shaved it after that

[C]

when we were on Fears. Funny enough, he was on, you know, that. That whole Abby Phillip controversy about Islam and stuff like that. He was on that. That panel that night, and I was like, I know that guy. That guy's really.

[B]

Oh, really?

[C]

Oh, yeah, He's. It was. It was interesting because back behind scenes, he was really kind and nice and he was.

[B]

I've actually heard that about him.

[C]

And then he got on stage. It was like Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde. It was. It was completely animated. Unfair, jumping to conclusions. Yeah. Anyways. But it's fine.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What's funny, what I do.

[B]

Wait, by the way, Blake, the other one that I wanted to get in, because you mentioned it a couple times, cortisol. So cortisol face is if you have a round, puffy or bloated facial express appearance. So I guess perhaps the, you know, the hammering might help with this. So if you have a high stress level, which gives you a cortisol. Cortisol spike, then you have lack of facial definition. You could have double chin. And then. And then you could even get cortisol belly. So gotta watch out for the cortisol.

[A]

So what I think is kind of interesting about this is if you look at all of these guys, they basically are all Gen Z white guys. And this definitely grows out of, as Jack would say, like right wing slang on the Internet. It does feel big time. It feels implicitly a bit right wing. I think they've all been denounced as essentially like right wing extremists at some point, and yet they're actually kind of not. I guess that's probably merciful because otherwise we'd end up with like clavicular running for president or something. But in fact, they've actually, they've gotten attention for like, they've basically one of them.

[B]

I think that's got to be surgery.

[A]

Oh, what are we showing here? Oh, they're showing B roll here. Yeah, I mean, a lot of them get through. That's part of it is like that

[B]

guy with the horns.

[A]

Like the bigger picture thing here is that there is something like, I think on the right, we talk about it's desirable to excel, it's desirable to improve your appearance. Like, we shouldn't embrace obesity. We shouldn't embrace, like being a loser. You should try to improve yourself. And yet, like, this looks max. And I think technically it is a form of improving yourself. You're trying to make yourself more attractive. How far is too far?

[C]

This is too far. You shouldn't be breaking your bones or like micro breaking your bones to like, change the shape. Come on.

[A]

Okay, so is Botox immoral? Because Botox, you're injecting yourself with the deadliest poison in the world and paralyzing your face.

[C]

You know, I think it's arguable, but it doesn't strike me as nearly as insane as some of the pictures I'm looking at right now. Like these, these images that we're throwing up on screen, they have obviously crossed another line.

[A]

Or what about if it didn't exist? If it didn't exist and these guys were inventing it, how do you think we'd react to something like braces? Like. Oh, they bind metal bars to their teeth to straighten their teeth insano.

[B]

My kids got braces right now.

[C]

Yeah, I just. It's a whole different thing.

[A]

Most places don't do braces. This is like a weird American thing.

[C]

Yeah, but braces, no, but there's actually a medical reason for braces. Because the shape of your bite, your. Your shape of your palate can affect the way you breathe at night, can affect, you know, sleep apnea I had a buddy that had to get his whole palate because he didn't get braces when he's a little kid, expanded so that he, because he was literally dying slowly because of his sleep apnea. And it was so bad that the machine wouldn't work. So he had to, he had to do that. If he would have gotten braces as a young kid, it probably would avoided that.

[B]

Yeah. What about wisdom teeth? Do you guys have your wisdom teeth?

[A]

Mine were removed.

[C]

Yeah, I have,

[A]

I got mine out in high school, I think when I was 17 or 18.

[C]

I have the two lower ones still.

[B]

You two. So I've been hanging on to mine. I've been hanging on to mine my whole life. And like, every time, like, I'll go to the dentist and they'll be like, they'll be like, oh, you know, you've got this with your, with your bridge of teeth and they're going to grow and it's going to jam out your jaw. And I was like, well, if it becomes a problem, I'll take them out and it's never become a problem. And I'm like, I feel like this is just kind of a scam in some cases where they just know that they get paid.

[C]

I totally have thought the same thing. I've thought the same thing because, you know, human beings have existed with wisdom teeth since. Human beings have existed.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

So, like, why do we have them if we didn't need them? I mean, I guess you could make the argument that your, your first round of molars fallout because of, I don't know, cavities, and we didn't have dentistry at the time and you needed a replacement set. But I just kind of don't buy that at all, actually.

[B]

So, yeah, I just, I don't, I, I, I've never bought it. Now, funny enough, in the military, so, like in the Navy, for example, you can get it taken out for free. So it's, it's something like they always try to push. They're like, oh, you should get these taken out. You should get these taken out. And if you, here's an interesting one. If you sign up for submarine service, they take your, your wisdom teeth right away, Blake. Do you know why?

[A]

Because they don't want to have to operate on you if you have a problem while at sea. Don't they also, like, take your appendix out or something?

[B]

No, but why do they specifically take wisdom teeth out automatically for submariners?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Because if it has to do with pressure and the pressurization of the submarine, which is like, similar to, you know, going in an airplane when it's pressurized. And if you have a problem with your wisdom teeth and they impact, they can actually explode when you're underwater. And apparently it's, it's, you know, it's happened in the past. And so at this point, they don't even mess with it anymore. And so even if you, like, we're in boot camp, we had a ton of guys. Every single person who, who signs up for undersea service gets. Gets their wisdom teeth taken out. No questions asked. Like, you just have to do it.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So do people get their wisdom teeth taken out for appearance? I thought that was just because, like, they can just mess you up health wise. And so it's just.

[B]

No, but that's, that's what I'm saying is that like, in some cases, I don't medically necessary.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, we do have someone asking kids today, say, or saying kids today would not make it in the 90s. There's definitely reason to believe this. We have a clip where one of these look smackers is apparently in tears because someone puts cheese on his burger. I guess that's not a looks maxing approach. That's clip number three. I know you miss the way we kiss a day away my bed. I know you never get these clever words outside of your head I know you'll never find another lover love who will love you like I did.

[C]

Oh, geez. See, this is how, you know.

[B]

I have a question now.

[C]

You know it's a line too far. Go ahead, go ahead. Is.

[B]

Is looks maxing really all that different from metrosexualism that was beyond that in the early 2000s? Like, isn't this kind of the same thing as that?

[A]

I think the closest analog for, for looks, Maxine, actually might be male to female transgenderism. I think it's pretty cuz. Think about it.

[B]

Because.

[A]

Think about it.

[B]

Wait.

[A]

A male to female transgender? A failed male to female transgender.

[B]

Let's not forget your. Your breath, your pioneering work at Revolver.

[A]

Yes, I'm about to say, I'm about to say.

[B]

Okay, so go ahead.

[A]

Exactly. So a male to female transgender as we as we know, they're autogynophiles in many cases. So they basically their, their kink is they kind of, they have a fetish for like, the idea of themselves turning into a woman. And as a result, they have a very stupid, pornified version of like, what a woman is. So like, you look at Caitlyn Jenner, Bruce Jenner, did Not become. He was 60 years old when he started going through all that. He didn't become a 60 year old woman. He doesn't look like your grandma. He tried to dress up like he's a 29 year old model. Bombshell. And that's what they get into. They have. They want to imitate this super stereotyped version of like what women are into or how they look and how they behave and everything. And you know, they'll talk about like it's so, it's so hot, like getting our periods. Like women don't get weird excitement about getting their periods. They don't like them. And so this is like the dude version. They're basically male to male transsexuals. So these guys are going, and they're like, let's inject ourselves and do these insane things. So we look like a cartoon version of a dude. Like, I mean, look, throw up. One of the ASU frat leader picks again, like the dude literally looks like a cartoon character. Like you would think it was AI generated.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Except he's apparently a real.

[C]

I know it's going too far. And Botox, Botox is like, I don't know. I put it in a different category. Although I've, I've heard people make the same argument about Botox. But like here, here's. You could tell when he starts crying. The narcissism and the fragility, like that's not masculine. So the whole point is you're sort of like creating this hyper masculine veneer to cover up this hyper insecure interior, this hyper narcissistic interior. It's not godliness. That's not. I mean, listen, how about this? It's a somewhat similar. Because I think about this with weightlifters or bodybuilders, like there can be a discipline in that. Right. I'm not totally against it, but like sometimes it's like, okay, how much are you going to focus on your physical form here? So first Timothy 4, 8. For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise both for the present life and the life to come. This is a trustworthy saying that deserves full acceptance. That is why we labor and strive because we have put our hope in the living God who is the savior of all people and especially of those who believe. So the physical body, yeah, there's some value to it. But having good character, being godly, that has eternal value. So this stuff just. All the sirens are going off for me, all the flags.

[A]

Alrighty. Well, all right.

[C]

I Just ruined the conversation.

[A]

No, it's fine. Actually.

[C]

Did I kill the vibe?

[A]

We have to die. Are we in an upbeat mood where we should talk about money or in a downbeat mood?

[C]

Oh, yeah, let's get to the rumble

[A]

rants where we should talk about the abolition of Canada. We could do one or the other.

[B]

Well, before we, before we move, I know we got a couple rumble rants in, so I do want to hit that. Those. Oh, and apparently we have a sound effect for that now.

[A]

Yes, we do. Yeah, we've. We've had the sound effect for a while. How about we do B. Jordan's first, which I think is a question for you.

[B]

Yes, of course.

[A]

Oh, I'll got it here. Yeah. So since Jack mentioned Netflix, was it determined that they dropped their attempt to buy Warner Brothers because of the Trump administration would block approval?

[B]

So, yes and no. There were serious antitrust issues with this because it wasn't just like the Trump administration. There were actual serious antitrust people coming out and saying that if you have the number one streaming service, buying the number three streaming service, that you're going to run into very serious issues. But in this case, so when Paramount came in, that became sort of the number, I think, like number four, number five streaming service, Paramount plus buying the number three. So it just, it just wasn't in the same category as Netflix consolidating the market. It just didn't really trip, you know, didn't really hit the trip wires for that would trigger an antitrust situation. And they kind of knew that. So, you know, I think that, honestly, I think that regardless of who was in, in office, in the, in the White House right now, this probably would have run into some very, very serious issues. And then also, Paramount came in with a, with a deal that was just so much higher than where, where Netflix was for Warner Brothers. Plus, the Netflix deal was only for a, a portion of the Warner Brothers assets. So it didn't include, for example, I think CNN and some of their other TV assets. Whereas the Warner, or, excuse me, the Paramount deal came in and said, we want to buy the whole enchilada. So they, they came in and said, we're buying everything. So in a short answer, like, like, yes, but it's actually more complicated than that. That being said, if you guys remember, you know, I was definitely targeting Netflix and bringing this up as a huge, huge issue way back during the Stranger Things situation, Right? Which of course happened right when this deal was first announced. And look, you know, what can I say, guys? What can I say? You lost. You deserve to lose, and you have totally lost. And also, by the way, how great is it. How great is it now that HBO has now been bought by Paramount instead of woke flicks? And perhaps, just perhaps, the new Dunk and Egg series, which is amazing, will be able to continue without being super wokeified.

[A]

Lovely. And then the other one that we have here is. We've got too many of these here. All right, we have a question. It just says Old Dominion. Oh. Zuzu again asks, the Old Dominion terrorist was sentenced to 12 years in federal prison. Was out in three. How did that happen? I think it was a little more than three. I think it was 2017-24 or so, but nevertheless did get out very quickly. And the answer is because our prison sentences are not as long as they are supposed to be. Although the federal system is better. The federal system at least has no parole and there's like a cap on how much good behavior credit you can get. So I want to say, what's the most you can slice off a federal sentence? Like a quarter of it? Something like that?

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

All right, it's something like that. It's less than your full sentence. But you don't. The federal system doesn't have these cases. You get in many a state, even many red states, where you get sentenced to 20 years and you're out in three and a half, and then you go and stab someone again. And everyone asks, how did this happen? There's no way we could have prevented this.

[C]

Well, a lot. You were talking about that. George Soros, Virginia. Is it the district Attorney?

[A]

Yeah, Commonwealth attorney. They call them the same idea. Yeah. You know, we just have Commonwealth attorneys who love not prosecuting people and love letting criminals out immediately and love, love letting them roam around and stab people. There's a guy so crazy enough that Old Dominion shooter, his last name was Jallo. We have had two different shooters in Virginia in the past month who are immigrants from Africa with the last name Jallo, who have violent criminal histories, who have murdered somebody.

[C]

So we should just like, you know, we have like the Muslim band. We should just. We should just do like Jalo Band.

[A]

Jello band. We can call it the Jello Band.

[C]

The Jello Band.

[A]

Just somewhat adjust the pronunciation there a bit.

[C]

Jello Band.

[A]

I think. I think we could at least, you know, shut it down until we figure out what is going on. But speaking of shutting things down, how do we. How do we feel? Do you. Do you guys feel like beating up on Canada or you guys feel like talking about money.

[C]

Both are very good. Both of them.

[A]

Do you like money?

[B]

Does they have, like, the loony.

[C]

Is Canada even a real country, though?

[A]

So Canada is a real country. It's a very problematic country.

[B]

Disagree. Not a real country.

[A]

No. I think we have to admit it's a real country. We have to stare evil in the face.

[C]

All right, you put Blake.

[A]

You know, Canada fills me with so much rage. I need to dial back my anger. I want to embrace the money first.

[C]

All right, let's go, money.

[A]

Alrighty. So this is a different Anglo country that's committing suicide. This is the United Kingdom. We have a lot of fondness for the Brits. I don't know how much they return it, but we love the Brits.

[C]

We do.

[A]

But the problem is Britain made a big mistake. They made this idea where they thought everyone in the world would just surely love to be British. So we don't need to care about maintaining our cultural homogeneity or our religious homogeneity or our. Doesn't want to destroy the UK homogeneity. So they let in a bunch of people, and now they're full of people who don't like the uk. And so the lovely people, besides abolishing jury trials for a bunch of crimes, they are also abolishing people on the.

[C]

People on the money. So who, Blake?

[A]

Winston Churchill, Jane Austen.

[C]

Can you imagine? That would be like. It would literally be like us removing George Washington or something.

[A]

Watch the space. I'm sure we'll get on that.

[C]

It would be like eisenhower from the 50 cent piece, like taking all of that money. I know they don't make them anymore. Right. But I mean, this is kind of what we're talking about. World War II figure, Winston Churchill is, you know, broadly beloved. Obviously, there's some people that have claimed he's the real villain of World War II, which I wholeheartedly reject. Charlie loved Winston Churchill.

[A]

Yeah. I think. Do we have a. Do we still have a Churchill object here? I think that's. I think that's old Churchie up there with the headphones on.

[C]

Bust of Churchill. Yeah, up there on the shelf. Love Churchill. And I think this is offensive because. Yes, exactly.

[A]

I think it actually.

[B]

In the shadows. Never surrender, never quit.

[A]

Actually, you know, in general, we should maintain traditional things, but especially, actually, if you're embracing all of this mass migration, I think it's actually essential. You've got to keep people on your money. You need to have national heroes. You have to force people to accept them as national heroes.

[C]

They're Replacing Churchill with wildlife.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Badgers, hedgehogs, otters, barn owls, newts and beavers.

[A]

She. I think that's what it was.

[B]

Are they. Are they putting Sonic the Hedgehog on British Bunny? Which was funny because Sonic is of course, originally Japanese, I guess.

[A]

No, Sonic the Hedgehog is really in Britain. I'm not sure why, but he. He actually is insanely popular there.

[B]

Oh, really?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Like, is he more. Because there's like, a new mar. I. I mean, I guess. I mean, Sonic's popular in the U.S. but I. I mean, I guess Mario has, like, always been more popular.

[A]

Who's Mario?

[B]

Like Mario Mario.

[A]

I've never heard of this.

[C]

Never heard of this. Is this like the Catholic. Is it a Catholic thing? Mary O.

[B]

Wow, that was just awkward. Yeah.

[A]

I'm confused.

[B]

That's like the Philly way of saying Mary.

[C]

It's way. Okay, okay. We need to get Kevin to confirm. How does he say Mario?

[A]

All right. But yeah, so I think Kevin's got

[B]

like, the more Philly, like the real, you know, you'll. Mario.

[C]

Mary Mario. Okay.

[A]

Yeah. And like, you know, once they take. They put the wildlife on, they'll like, never be able to muster the cultural courage to put someone on the money. Or if they do, it's going to be someone horrible. They're like, okay, we need to put the person on the money who's like the first multicultural gay basket weaver to serve on the City Council of Leeds and just put them on the money the way they do in the US where did you know that? The quarters they're making now are like, women of the United States and we're just getting like. Asian rights activists in San Francisco are getting on money.

[C]

I feel like we dispersed the quarter thing, like, across the state so everybody gets to play kind of thing. That was their strategy.

[A]

We did all the states, then we did the national parks.

[C]

God forbid we have any future white men on. On our currency.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Do you think it's gonna happen? Do you think it's possible that we could get another white man on?

[A]

Like a new white man?

[C]

Yeah, like. Like you could get an American.

[B]

Charlie Kirk.

[C]

Yeah, Charlie Elon.

[A]

We actually were discussing this. We were discussing this. Let's say we created.

[B]

Why can't we get Charlie Kirk quarters?

[C]

I want a. I want a silver dollar.

[B]

Commemorative coins like they. They typically do. They'll have American activists on, you know, coins, silver dollars, quarters, this type of thing. Why not? Charlie?

[A]

Look, if Alabama can put a radical anti American communist on their state quarter, I think we could get Charlie Kirk

[C]

On a quarter we should try.

[A]

I'm referring to Helen Keller, of course, was a communist, but allegedly.

[B]

Allegedly, we knew Secretary of the Treasury. Oh, wait,

[C]

let's advance this. I know there actually was talk at the treasury to get something pushed. I'm gonna, I'm gonna revisit that because Charlie deserves.

[B]

Yeah, no, I feel like before actually.

[A]

Yeah, no, it'd be neat. So one of the things that's worth noting, we haven't added a new dollar bill denomination in a long time. In fact, we've reduced them. We used to have larger denominations. We had thousand dollar bills back when that would represent like 10,000 plus dollars.

[C]

More than that. I would say.

[A]

Yes, we, I think we had a $10,000 bill. We had a $100,000 bill, but it was more like kind of a bank transfer certificate thing. Yeah, yeah, there we go. That's a thousand dollars. I think that's Grover Cleveland. We put Grover Cleveland on money. That's okay.

[C]

See, I wouldn't, I wouldn't recommend, but

[A]

I feel like it'd be time. I think you could get away with a $500 bill at this point. That would probably be worth inflation.

[C]

Yeah, it's basically what a hundred dollar was when we were kids.

[A]

Who would you put on a $500 bill if you.

[C]

So my, my vote would be one of two. And if you were going to force me, I will. I'll pick. But Teddy Roosevelt or Calvin Coolidge.

[A]

All righty. Do we have a mock up of that? Do we have a mockup of that guy, Teddy roosevelt on a $500 bill? Okay, that looks solid. That looks solid. And I also like, that's kind of the old look of dollars. They've gotten all fancier. I wouldn't mind restoring that.

[C]

The old century.

[A]

Yeah, the mid century. Grayish green background.

[C]

Say that actually, because when they kind of came out with the more colorful $20 bills and things like that, I actually was young enough that I was really fascinated with it. And actually when you look at dollar bills, they're actually gone in. Yeah, there you go. What are we looking at here? Oh, we have the whole list of all the dollar bills you guys came up with. We have Tom Brady, 28.

[A]

Yeah, throw out Tom Brady. Tom Brady on Tom Brady on a $500 bill would be pretty, like just like income. He'd be the first seven time super bowl winner to be on currency.

[C]

That's really funny. Okay, so the original though was McKinley, right?

[A]

I believe. Yes.

[C]

If you throw 45. The actual $500 bill was McKinley image 40.

[A]

No, that's actually a mock up we did where that's William McKinley except with a gigachad face.

[C]

Oh, gigachad.

[A]

Which Donald Trump definitely thinks McKinley was a gigachad. He beat up on Spain, he went to Cuba, he took the Philippines, he did all the things Trump wants.

[C]

Okay, so everybody knows that Nixon is now on his reclamation tour. He's, he's being reclaimed by the patriots. Roger Stone has always been on this train. But did you know that apparently Nixon took one for the team, that he actually fell on the sword for the sake of the nation. I want to get James Rosen on the show who did that New York Times op ed about this. Oh, for sure.

[A]

Oh, for sure.

[C]

This is Nixon on the $500 bill. 23. There it is. Beautiful. Yeah.

[A]

Tell us, by the way, who do you guys want? We could probably make a mock up. If someone has a good, has a good suggestion in the chat for who you want as, as a 500 bill honoree, please tell us.

[B]

No Teddy Roosevelt. I mean, I think it, you'd be hard pressed. Funny enough. I just showed my kids a night at the museum for the first time like two nights ago and they loved it. And we were talking Teddy Roosevelt. You think about the Rough Riders, Cuba, the Spanish American War. Teddy busting built trust busting who. I was going to say who built Panama. Yeah, again, trust busting. Trust bus. Just like with Netflix national parks, you know, the national parks. I mean you just, you think of the amount of accomplishments that he's had. And I've also long said that Teddy Roosevelt would be an excellent sort of avatar and hero for the new right because he's someone who's a Republican in good standing. But you know, you talk about how he's, he isn't, he wasn't a looks maxer, but what was he? He was a rugged maxer. So he believed in going outdoors.

[A]

It's kind of funny because he was like, he really had to train at it because he was a softy. He was super sick all of the time.

[C]

Yeah. When he was a kid.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But he was even by the way,

[B]

if anyone find that picture of him from when he was younger and he was like a boxer when he was in college or, or something. There's like a, he's like super ripped and just like does not look like you'd expect Teddy Roosevelt to look as he did older in age. I mean he was shot and like still kept speaking similar to a certain president that we all know and just, just someone who had a, had a View of politics that was totally different from the George W. Bush sort of, you know, mindset of it. He was a class trader in so many ways, in ways that his cousin FDR was not. I think that the bull moose should absolutely be and should have. We did a. Cernovich and I did an event years ago that we called the Bull Moose Party. And it was like a CPAC afterparty kind of thing, similar to how Amfest got started. And I've always said that we should. We should really bring back the bull moose. And plus the aesthetics are just great.

[A]

Yeah, Roosevelt's pretty good. People like that idea. Someone said gibberish suggests Ike on money. I do like Ike we had.

[C]

We have one of those.

[A]

He would be kind. I think we have a mockup 37 throw up. Ike he would be. We. We need to in general do like some Ike awareness. Charlie was actually passionate about that last year. He was just thinking, we have a lot of stuff about. You could definitely see that this is made with AI. It's not a perfect Eisenhower portrait there, but we have a lot of people who remember Reagan, obviously a lot of people like Nixon. But we're actually, you know, we're now at the point where living memory of Eisenhower as president is fading out of American life. And Eisenhower was a great president in a lot of ways.

[C]

Created the highway system.

[A]

Created the highway system.

[C]

He had the whole military industrial complex.

[A]

Warned against military industrial complex. He was like the last president, I think he had his progressive, you know, this incremental approach towards like civil rights questions before we spiraled off into inverting the Constitution and like making affirmative action country. He was the one who said, oh, we're going to actually just. We're going to have equal rights for Americans, not just unequal rights. In a different way. He had balanced the budget. He actually cared about continuing to balance the budget. It was a period where America was.

[C]

Well, we were in debt from the war.

[A]

Yes. And he wanted to pay that down. It was a period where America was innovative, where America was. Had thriving families.

[C]

Trad cons.

[A]

And it was a period where America still put Americans first. We hadn't thrown open the borders.

[C]

Yeah. That was pre Hart Cellar.

[A]

Yes. And so Eisenhower, great American, anyone? World War II, by the way, you know, throw that in there sometimes.

[C]

Okay, so there's this movie. Jack, do you know the movie with. I think it's called November 22, 1963. And it's got James Franco history thing. Yeah, James Franco. Where they're back in the. I know what it is pre assassination of jfk. And I often put myself in that same, like, thought pattern because the hart Celler Act, 1964, changed the country permanently. Like, we didn't necessarily feel the change. We talk about naturalizing all these immigrants and things like that. We didn't feel the change for decades. We really didn't feel it in earnest until after the 1990 Immigration Act. Which is interesting, people don't know this, but JFK's brother was part of the 64 hard seller act, and he was also part of the 1990 Immigration Reform Act.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Total twice.

[C]

1990 went from. In 1990, we went from 500,000 green cards a year, and we just, like, more than doubled it to about 1.2 million.

[A]

We're totally total insane, suicidal stuff.

[C]

It's one Kennedy. And by the way, what's ironic about this is Robert Kennedy. Kennedy dies and he's assassinated. JFK dies. He's assassinated. The one Kennedy that actually had all this impact through immigration almost died in the car accident, but then he survived. And we, you know. Anyways, it's an irony of history. It truly is.

[A]

Yeah. We pulled the staff on who they would put on the money. And so they created some of their national heroes. I think this is Caboose said he wanted to put Master Chief on the money.

[C]

Master Chief?

[A]

Yeah, Master Chief. You know, he defeated the Covenant.

[C]

That feels very.

[A]

What, you don't. You don't think defeating the Covenant was an achievement?

[C]

Citizen, though, do we know.

[A]

Is Master Chief? An am. Is Master. Yeah, they say he is. He's the American citizen. You're denying citizenship to that great American hero.

[C]

What about Barron Trump?

[A]

Barron Trump.

[C]

Who came up with that one? 41. There it is. Yeah, but the problem with this is you don't get a sense of how tall he is.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. You gotta make it like. I think you gotta. That's gotta be like a vertical.

[B]

Why would you have Donald Trump before Barron Trump?

[C]

Well, it was like the most obvious option. Like, I'm. I'd be pro Trump.

[B]

Teddy.

[C]

What's that?

[B]

I'm all in on Teddy.

[C]

I like Teddy. Wait, how come I got no love, like history love for Calvin Coolidge? You went on this field.

[A]

Coolidge is good, too. The thing about Calvin Coolidge is he's good, but he's. So he's a somewhat unexciting type of good.

[C]

Oh, I love that. We need more unexciting good.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You would agree with this. Yeah, yeah, for sure. All right.

[A]

He's a great one. You know, if you want if you want a true thought, Michael Jordan would be good. Michael Jordan. Brady got seven championships. Jordan only got six. But Jordan was mvp, I believe, six different times. No, wasn't he. Wasn't he the finals MVP all six times.

[C]

Why do we do some of them in color and some of them not?

[A]

Look, we bow down before the AI Gods. And also, you can't make people. You've got to have the red on Jordan, otherwise people will wonder if he's wearing the wizard's jersey, and that'd be really lame.

[C]

Obviously, George Lucas. No, you can't have what if.

[A]

What if. Wait, wait.

[B]

Did you guys see the George Lucas meme this week?

[A]

Yes, I did. Yes, I did. But what if we had George Lucas, but it specifically said, like, Lucas, but. But only the originals, like in parentheses, and it could say that on the bill.

[B]

But as, as, as I'm as much I'm loathe to say. There was this meme of George Lucas earlier this week where it was just a picture of him and he was like. So do you still think trade route disputes are a boring plot point?

[A]

Yes. Yes, I do. Yeah. I'm already tired of the Strait of Hormuz.

[B]

What about you? It's like, you got to give them credit. You gotta give them credit on that. And I will, I will say that as boring and terrible as a movie as episode one is, and I'll. I'll die on that hill. That was just. It was, it was, it was trite. That, that, that meme was certainly earned. I mean, was certainly earned.

[C]

So I have a. I have a random thought that I don't know if I'm allowed.

[B]

Star wars continues to be faking gay.

[C]

What? Star wars, she says, continues to be faking gay.

[A]

You know, if I have an actual. I have a genuinely thought crimey.

[C]

I was about to thought cry.

[A]

Oh, okay, you can thought crime on your money. But then I want to thought crime on money.

[C]

No, it's not. Oh, it's not about money.

[A]

Oh, so my. Mine is still on the money. One like a genuinely thought crimey thing. I think it would be cool to put on the money, and we've done it before, but people would lose their minds if we did it today. Did you know in 1937 we put Walter Raleigh and Virginia Dare on the money?

[C]

I did not.

[A]

So Walter Raleigh created the Roanoke colony, which was lost, but it was the first English settlement in America. And Virginia Dare is the first person of English descent born in the Americas. And so in 1937, I believe it was the 350th anniversary of the foundation of Roanoke. And so they made a commemorative half dollar for it. And I think that'd be cool because we've had that discussion. Like, guys, is America a diverse country? Yes. Is America people from all over?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

But America is descended from the English. It is an English country. What makes America great is the stuff we inherited from the English. And we should actually emphasize the English character of America. We should do that with Jamestown, we should do that with the Plymouth Colony, and we should do it with Roanoke. And so we should put Virginia Dare

[C]

back on the money, which is why throw up 48. We should make a big deal about Calvin Coolidge. Look at that English bloke. Is he actually English?

[B]

I just had a good idea.

[A]

I mean, probably, but probably English.

[C]

Go ahead.

[B]

I just had a good idea and I'm surprised that it didn't come to me until now. And I don't know if this. I'll have to look it up because I haven't done this. But just off the top of my head, Christopher Columbus.

[A]

Columbus, okay.

[C]

But not English.

[B]

Christopher Columbus. Because when you mentioned the first. How Virginia was the first, you know, sort of born American, that one thing that I teach my kids is that Christopher Columbus was the first American. And we talk about this, you know, a lot. And he'll. And they'll say, like, well, sometimes our. Our teacher says that Christopher Columbus wasn't the first American because the Indians were here. And I was. And I, I pointed out, I said, well, if your teacher says that, then you can remind your teacher that the United States of America didn't exist until the European settlers got here because there was no America at that point.

[C]

It's a good point, by the way,

[B]

Columbus is still the first American.

[C]

If you, have you ever read Christopher Columbus's journals and things like that, his personal writings. The man was extraordinarily godly, actually, at least from his writings. Obviously we didn't know him and maybe he was a closeted something or other. But like his, his writings are incredibly, I would say, spirit filled, actually. So.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Oh, Thomas Edison.

[B]

Well, I mean, Columbus, the reason that he wanted to get the gold from the Indies was because if you look, look at the time frame. So Constantinople had fallen in 1453. So 1492, you're about 40 years later. He wanted to find, to use the money to found a new crusade to retake the Holy Land. And starting with Constantinople, which had fallen to the Ottoman Turks at the, you know, just a couple decades prior. And then after Ferdinand and Isabella had finished. Had completed the Reconquista in Spain. You know, he was saying that, look, we need to retake Constantinople. We need to retake the Holy Land. And I'm going to go to the. The, you know, the Indies, collect all this gold, and then we'll use that to fund the retaking of Constantinople. So, again, unfinished business.

[A]

We've got some fun suggestions in here. I think I like the pairing. Someone suggests Davy Crockett and James Bowie, both Alamo defenders. That could be an exciting one. Maybe someone can rip that. Someone also suggested Rush and Charlie as a dual team. Let's see. Dylan Ivey says yuck to Coolidge. You should take that back. Dylan, you're very mistaken on that front. Keep cool with Coolidge. That was a great time to be American. He was a great American president. He was just good times under the Coolster.

[C]

He believed in taking your medicine as a country. So instead of just inflating your way out of debt and spending yourself into oblivion, he was like, no, we're gonna let the markets correct, and guess what? Bad capital is going to be wiped off the books, and we're going to start from a much more firm foundation. Economically. Current America could never deal with that, but it was the right choice. So. By the way, just. I know. This is back to breaking news. Do you know these students at ODU killed the shooter?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, a ROTC guy stabbed him.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That's pretty.

[B]

I didn't know that.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Stabbed him to death.

[B]

I've been on air a lot today, and I'm not like. I just haven't been following the news as much. What happened?

[C]

They. They. He targeted the ROTC guys and killed one of the ROTC instructors. And then one of the students, ROTC guys, killed him.

[A]

What a hero.

[C]

Total hero.

[A]

Put that guy on the money.

[C]

Put him on.

[A]

We can put him on money. Next to Zuzu. Suggested David Hasselhoff. Can we get that one? Although maybe. Could we get David Hasselhoff, maybe on an old Reichsmark, because he was really big in Germany.

[C]

Wait, okay, that's interesting. Who was the other guy with the mustache?

[A]

Hitler. Hitler was big in Germany? I don't know. I don't think.

[C]

I don't think.

[A]

I don't think we should put. I don't think we should put Hitler on the money. He was. You know, he had a lot of

[C]

down talking about Tom Selleck. Right?

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah. Tom Selleck.

[A]

Tom Selleck didn't lead Germany in World War II.

[C]

I mean, but he. Magnum PI was big in Germany. True. Story.

[A]

Yeah. No, it is very funny. There's a lot of American celebrities who just become big in foreign countries. Did you know. Did you know the book Anne of Green Gables is huge in Japan?

[C]

No.

[A]

So, like, Japanese tourists will go visit Prince Edward island in Canada because they want to go visit Anna Green Gables.

[C]

You know what we should do, though? We should. Oh, go ahead. Go ahead, Jack.

[B]

Oh, no, I was gonna say in. When I was in China, I remember that finding out that Friends is, like, massive in China. Like, they just. They love it. They all watch it to, like, learn English. They think it's the coolest thing. And then, of course, when I was there, I'd be like, yeah, I was more of a Seinfeld guy. And they're like, what? I guess like the. I guess, like a lot. Because you think of it, though, so much of Seinfeld's humor is like, wordplay and puns and stuff like that, and it just. It doesn't translate well.

[A]

Yeah, Dylan. Dylan says he takes it back. He was thinking of Harding the whole

[C]

time we had this conversation.

[A]

You can't mix up Harding and Coolidge. They're. They're totally different presidents, people. One of them is a boring, forgettable 20s president, and the other is an awesome, forgettable 20s.

[C]

He's so glad you're with me on the. Coolidge.

[A]

Yeah, Coolidge is great.

[C]

Coolidge is the best.

[A]

Harding. What's funny about Harding? Harding was an extremely popular president while alive, and then he died and everyone realized there were a lot of problems.

[C]

This is their election plank right here. It says safe, sane and steady. You guys can't see it, but we have. We have Coolidge.

[A]

Yeah, we have Coolidge and Dawes and some other fellows up.

[C]

We should hit Canada since we. We have a few.

[A]

All right. We very briefly have to hit Canada while we're talking about this. Canada's definitely a nation that's not going to have anything cool.

[B]

Are we finally going after the Great Satan?

[A]

We need to go after the Great Satan because it's going. It is going viral today. So what happened was in the benighted nation of Canada, people are getting mad at a judge over this, and they really should not get mad about the judge. So this fellow, he murdered his girlfriend. Everton Javon Downey stabbed his girlfriend Melissa 15 times in the stairwell of a shopping center in 2021, ending her life. And he. They originally were seeking a sentence of, well, so this is Canada. So what they do is you get sentenced to life in prison, but it's fake life in prison. And so they're like, okay, well, he's sentenced to life in prison, but how long until he can get out from his life in prison?

[C]

I saw your tweet on this and

[A]

they were saying it was gonna be 15 years. They were seeking 15 years, but British Columbia Supreme Court Associate Chief Justice Heather Holmes has decided to slash that pun intended to 12 years before this man can get out in parole. Because despite his, you know, aggravated criminal record involving violence and firearms, she's required under, she's required under Canadian law to account for the fact that he's black and therefore he's probably just faced oppression in his life. And so they shouldn't punish him as much. This is a requirement under Canadian law if you're black or if you are a First nations person. The Canadian law explicitly says you have to get special consideration for reduced sentences in criminal cases.

[C]

That's insane. I loved your tweet about this, by the way. You should read it. I'll read it for you.

[A]

Yeah, go for it, Go for it.

[C]

Out of respect for your good contribution here, Canada is an explicit apartheid state. By law, superior castes are punished less for crimes than inferior ones, with native born white Canadians as the most inferior group of all. Naturally, inferior castes can also be legally excluded from jobs that are reserved exclusively by favored groups. Equality under the law is a moral principle dating back all the way to the Torah. Canada is throwing that out.

[A]

Charlie would always talk about, he loved to talk about how in. I can't remember where exactly, but in the Torah there's a law that says, like, you shall have the same law for rich and poor, for foreigner and yourselves. Like, you have to have that basic equality, the law. And he loved to tout that. And in America, we're obviously imperfect on that front. We've eroded it in a lot of ways under leftism, but it's at least an ideal. In Canada, it's just explicitly legal. Says some races get stricter punishments than others when they commit crimes. In Canada, like in America, you have the song and dance where, oh, we want to take diversity into account for this hiring and it's a travesty and we'd hate it. But in Canada, you can just straight up post a job listing for a job and you say white men are not allowed to take this job literally.

[C]

Like it's the inverse for a physics famous signs like blacks only.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, it's just straight up. This job is only for a racial minority or a woman, period.

[C]

And by the way, they're going to do their darndest to just keep importing more and more and more racial minorities to the point that the laws only favor the new majority.

[A]

Yeah. And they're doing this all the time. They're also. They have this whole mess going on where if you own property, they can void it. If a. If an Indian tribe, If a First nations tribe says that their oral tradition is that their. Their traditional lands, where. Where yours. Where your house is, they can take your house. That's unfolding.

[C]

A version of this happened in Los Angeles, actually. Remember, Ryan James Grodeski was suing on behalf of this because they made some law in the 1980s to essentially send more money and smaller class sizes for minority schools, which they considered Hispanic.

[A]

And so now any school that's like over 25% white is actually a segregated school.

[C]

No, exactly. So what's hilarious, though, is that now this actually discriminates against the only minority that's left in Los Angeles, which was white schools, which is a massive minority in Los Angeles. So that's how.

[B]

Wasn't there. Blake, wasn't there something like, now this. This isn't in law, but wasn't there something similar kind of in practice when they were. When they were looking at jury in group versus out group bias in the United States, and they were trying to determine whether or not, you know, you know, white juries and black juries and, you know, different. Different groups on juries were more biased regarding the race of the defendant. And I'm trying to summarize all this. And they found that white juries were the least. The least likely to show a racial bias and, in fact, would. Would punish their own, you know, their own race as much as anyone else. But it was the exact opposite when you had other juries.

[A]

Yes. And we. We really shouldn't be surprised about this because actually, if you. If you dive in to the psychological literature, one of the most important developments in Europe, in northwestern Europe specifically, is they really develop this, like, kind of the extreme openness of treat everyone basically the same, don't favor your clan explicitly. Like that level of equality under the law and high trust, which is also what's causing all of our problems. That's. I was gonna say it's the same psychology that says it was a. We could bring anyone into our country and have them have.

[C]

Yeah, well, and. Exactly. Right. So it was a societal advantage to have blind justice and equal rights for. And it has now become a societal weakness that's being exploited by the open borders lobby and many others to damage our cultures. And trying to. Honestly, it's the erasure of Western culture, if you want to know the truth,

[A]

if you want to see the end state of It's Canada.

[B]

And, and this, this of course, came up when, like, right after Charlie was killed and they were trying to, like, pull, you know, all the, like Barack Obama was trying to pull certain quotes and take all this stuff out of context. But the point is, is like, like we here on this program and as Charlie, as far as I know, always said that we're for, you know, what are we for? We're for colorblind meritocracy. Just everything should just be based on merit. Right. So it's now in this, we're not talking about punishment in this case, but we're talking about in just actual standards. Just one standard for everyone. And no cast systems, no fast lanes, no. Oh, you get extra access to something or you get extra points in the, you know, in the admissions process because of, like, something that happened to your group or whatever. No, we're not doing it. We're just not doing it. We're for total blank, you know, colorblindness across the board. And one standard. That's it. Just one standard.

[C]

Let the best man or woman win, depending on. Yeah, sometimes.

[B]

And let the chips fall where they met.

[C]

The chips fall where they may. I love that. Listen, we, our studio has a busy, busy weekend to here, so we're gonna wrap up. But this has been an important show in many ways because I actually think with everything that happened today with these naturalized citizens, everything that's happened since the Iran conflict kicked off, that if we don't change our ways now, if we don't actually get momentum behind reforming some of these issues, I'm not sure we're gonna die. We're gonna die. People are gonna die. And people like to turn this into a conversation about bigotry or xenophobia or racism. It's not that we did not have to worry when we got into foreign conflicts that our Muslim new citizens were gonna be offended and start attacking us when we, I don't know, went to war in World War II or even the Vietnam War. You don't even have to pick a popular war, pick an unpopular one. We didn't have to worry about this. You didn't have to worry about this in the Gulf War. Yeah.

[A]

And we won that war.

[C]

Yeah. Anyways, Jack, thanks for joining us, man. Any final thoughts?

[B]

Thanks for joining us on Dog Crime.

[A]

Go out and you're committing them.

[B]

I, I, no, no, I was just trying to think, guys, what should we, so you Know what should we all do for looks maxing this week? We all got it. We've all got to pick something real quick.

[C]

Blake has to do.

[B]

I'm gonna do the mewing. You're gonna do how many?

[C]

I'm gonna do 150 push ups tonight.

[A]

Okay, that's pretty good.

[B]

Are you gonna do push ups every day?

[C]

I could do that.

[A]

150.

[B]

I'm gonna mute. I'm gonna start.

[A]

Pretty good amount.

[B]

I just can't really talk when you're mewing, but I'm moving right now. It's great. It's going great. It's real great. And we'll see what my progress is next week.

[C]

Is the point to make your mouth look like this?

[B]

No, it's gonna make your jaw like.

[C]

Like out.

[B]

Like. What do you mean? It's not going to change your lips?

[C]

All right, fine.

[B]

But if it does, I'll just get. I'll just get like, collagen and Botox and stuff would be good. Oh, by the way, you know, just. Just since. Since we're. We were mentioning looks maxing women. Stop getting your buccal fat removed, for the love of God. I guess Margot Robbie got it removed or something. It is awful. It is a war crime. It's a crime against nature. Stop it immediately.

[A]

Yeah, it's very bad.

[B]

It's so bad. It's so bad.

[C]

Here.

[A]

It's the stuff that give me kind of like baby face in your cheeks. And some people take it out and they think it makes them look all they.

[B]

Yeah, they take out. Take it out, and it just look. I'm sorry. It looks awful. It just looks awful.

[C]

What do you call it?

[A]

Buckle fat? Like be. You know, buckle.

[B]

Yeah, buckle buccal. Something like that. Yeah, you look for and after, and it's never good. It's never good.

[C]

Okay. All right, here. We got to throw this up. We got it because. Because now it's. Now it's a thing. But these. That image is, like, kind of far, far apart here. Oh, yeah. It makes her look older for sure.

[B]

No, I don't like it. Oh, my gosh.

[C]

Oh, hold on, hold on.

[A]

I think that's, like, a really aggressive.

[B]

Oh, no. Oh, gosh.

[C]

What are you doing? Hold on. Yeah, here we go. That is, like. She looks like.

[B]

She looks like. What's it. She looks like Uma Thurman right in. In Pulp Fiction, like, right before they have to stab the needle in her. In her heart because she. Because she was ODing. Like, why are you doing this?

[C]

I don't Know if that's actually her on the left, but that's her on the right. Afterwards, it kind of is, like. But honestly, it's kind of full circle. Put the other one up.

[B]

But the other one up.

[A]

It's actually a little frightening to me because you realize, like, the intense pressure celebrities and movie stars get under, and you realize, like, they've always been pretty insane, but now we have more advanced ways for them to be completely insane, and they can. They can go really nuts and, like, really mess themselves up.

[B]

Only for a couple more years, because AI Is about to take all those jobs.

[A]

Yeah. Do you guys know that Oprah's, like, really thin now? Finally.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Blake, you're not getting out of this without saying how you're gonna look smacks.

[A]

I'm gonna look smacks by slamming my face into a table until it really toughens up my face and gives me an iron, like, facial features.

[B]

All right, start right now. No time like the present.

[C]

This reminds me. This reminds me of when Charlie did the. The banana peel ice buck.

[B]

The ice. The ice bowl.

[C]

Okay. I have a really studio right.

[B]

That was right there.

[C]

Hold on. This. This is actually the best one I've seen right here. Throw this one up. This is probably pretty true to form. There's a little, like, German words in the middle here that it's.

[A]

I don't like where they have that concavity in their cheeks. It doesn't. It looks very wrong.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, she looked like Uma Thurman when she was on coke in Pulp Fiction right before that. Remember? And they had. They had to stab the adrenaline into her heart.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

John Travolta.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I've never seen Pulp Fiction.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Seriously, I'm just. I want to say that to upset people.

[C]

Yeah, That's.

[A]

I saw Inglourious Basterds, and I think that was enough Quentin Tarantino for me.

[B]

Pulp Fiction.

[A]

So much I know Charlie watched because Charlie would always pronounce the word Nazi, which is only.

[C]

No, that wasn't from politics.

[A]

No, it's not from public. Like you. He clearly watched Inglourious Bastards. And I. I would. I'm not sure if he thought that was the way it was pronounced, because he would say it, even in serious context.

[C]

You know, it's funny. I said the same thing. I said Don Lamond, and apparently a lot of people didn't know why I kept saying it that way. I got a bunch of people saying, like, why did you keep saying it, Don Lamont?

[A]

I was like, it's.

[C]

That's.

[A]

Well, you see, half a decade ago, there was a running joke on a now canceled Fox News program in which

[C]

like Blake used to actually was writing the pronunciation.

[A]

Imagine someone trying to do spelunking as a historian 200 years from now and figure out, I guess they'll just have AI do all the work in the future.

[B]

But it's like when I say Jake Taper.

[C]

Taper. We should end. This was a lot of fun. Jack, take us away.

[B]

Ladies and gentlemen, as always, go out there and commit more thought crime.