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Blake
From the age of Big Brother.
Russ
If they want to get you, they'll get you. DNSA specifically targets the communications of everyone.
Jack
They're collecting your communications.
Tyler
And his name is Obama.
Blake
Barack. A lot of Obama. He'll chum the pants off your mama.
Tyler
He's mother.
Blake
Nobody's history.
Tyler
44 was great. It's exhilarating. It's interactive. Every actor was great. It's worth seeing. Don't miss it. Go to another state, go to another country, but make sure you see 44. I just felt like I was in
Blake
a whole nother world for two hours.
Rachel Wilson
So great, great music.
Russ
Really made me nostalgic for a time
Blake
when, I don't know, politics meant something beautiful.
Tyler
And I miss you, Obama, but come
Blake
see the show and you'll recapture that spirit.
Tyler
Obama.
Jack
Well, on that note, it's thought Crime Thursday. Gosh, it's just so catchy when I hear the Obama musical. Music. Music.
Blake
Who.
Jack
Who set this up? Who else is on the show here today?
Blake
We've got five people house. We can put on an Obama musical ourselves.
Tyler
Love how Cliff is just front and center.
Blake
Look at him.
Tyler
Look at him. Just.
Russ
Actually, we have.
Tyler
You are the keystone.
Russ
This is actually Lynn Manuel Miranda.
Cliff
No, it's not a jacket. This is a citizens. Just for the record, I did not wear a jacket. A formal jacket.
Jack
Is that a pullover?
Cliff
Citizens alliance pullover.
Blake
It is not a jacket. It doesn't open all the way. It's just like a quarter zip.
Tyler
It's a quarter.
Jack
Blake is.
Russ
Is. You know, it looks very cheap.
Jack
I guess you have a quarter, huh?
Cliff
Very ch.
Russ
Very thin. It does not look like it's protecting him at all.
Tyler
We did not waste jacket donor money.
Cliff
We need to get some advice from Turning Point. Where you guys get your merch.
Russ
It's America. All that matters is American.
Tyler
Obama's got lots of money.
Jack
It's all China. Tyler only does his shopping in China.
Russ
But we.
Blake
We should explain that. So that intro was 44 the musical. It's actually existed for a little while, but it's on. It's being performed in D.C. for another 10 days, I believe. So if you live in that area, you could go see it. And it's sort of strange to say this. I wish I was in D.C. i would totally go see this.
Tyler
I would not see it.
Blake
You would not see it. You wouldn't see the Obama musical.
Tyler
I would have PTSD from it.
Blake
But that's.
Tyler
That's what the thing about it is.
Blake
It's got to be ridiculous.
Tyler
Yeah, they call it bipartisan Fun. Yeah. No, there's nothing bipartisan fun about it
Blake
is apparently the theme is apparently the Obama administration as remembered by Joe Biden. So it kind of leans in. So it leans in on Biden having foggy memory and so he.
Tyler
Oh, that is actually kind of fun. But then you heard those like testimonials like we forgot how good we had it and we missed the spirit of 44.
Cliff
And I'm back in the good old days.
Tyler
Good old guy who literally woke ified the country single handedly.
Jack
I don't know, Jack, you know what,
Tyler
you're in D.C. area.
Jack
I'm not, no, I'm not going to see it, but I am. I am going to point out that once again the left shows that they champion their heroes. The left goes and makes musicals. They go and make, you know, I mean this is obviously cringe, but you know, they're willing to go and actually put on musicals, put on shows. They just did one about Luigi, which I believe started in San Francisco. It's coming to Broadway. So they go in and they use media in a cultural way that actually promotes their values to future generations. And so this is something that the right. We just don't do. We don't use the power of story, we don't use the power of culture. With the exception obviously of the Turning Point halftime show, the all American halftime show. It's like the one time the right actually tried to do this.
Tyler
Well, but see, we have a disagreement on this, Jack, and I think Russ has my back here. You got, you got neocon thrillers up the yingy yang. You got. Was it Jack Ryan? You've got. I mean you could make an argument.
Jack
Neocons are actually liberals.
Tyler
Tom. Tom Cruise, you know, impossible. Not maybe Mission Impossible. I'm thinking more like Top Gun. That felt very patriotic. That felt cultural.
Jack
I Suppose Top Gun 2 is definitely neocon.
Tyler
Yeah, it's all neocon though. It's all like America, you know, I
Blake
don't know that I wouldn't say. It's like they're doing, they're doing a strike, an airstrike on somewhere that's so vague. We do airstrikes in a lot of places.
Tyler
It was Russia.
Jack
It's definitely Iran In Iran. Top gun too. It's 100% Iran. Yeah.
Tyler
Okay, okay, I misremembered. I don't know.
Jack
They don't know. Blake is right. They don't say it. But like if you just watch the film and you kind of like put the pieces together, like they're clearly talking about Iran.
Tyler
We have some B roll of this from this Obama musical number three. Can you just throw up some of the stills? Here we go. Oh, gosh, there's Hillary Rodham, basically. You know, Jack, to your point, though, you often make the observation that the left is basically run by a bunch of former theater kids. So this feels very apt.
Jack
Well, in this case, it's not former.
Tyler
Yeah, look at that. That was that the monkeypox guy.
Russ
Funny you should bring up theater, actually.
Tyler
Every time. I don't know. I don't even know what to think of this. It's just.
Russ
I just. I just discovered that Cliff Maloney is actually a full time theater professional.
Jack
Oh, are we doing this?
Blake
Really?
Jack
Are we. Are we out in. Cliff.
Blake
Hold on, hold on.
Cliff
This is new to me on every show. I have a degree in theater arts.
Tyler
Do you do.
Blake
Do you do theater like amateur theater on the side or pro theater on the side?
Cliff
I haven't done a show since 2021.
Russ
Listen, there's a lot of the students involved with libertarian.
Cliff
I was a teen angel in Greece. Oh, 2021.
Tyler
All right.
Cliff
Played Gaston and Beauty and the Beast. Glenn Gulia, naturally, in the Wedding Singer. Yeah, he is the rude.
Blake
Do you still have the Gaston song memorized?
Jack
Julia Gulia. Yes.
Cliff
Thank you. I knew somebody would get it. Exactly. Julia Gulia's fiancee.
Tyler
You and James o' Keefe holding it down for the theater kids on the right.
Blake
Now, hold on.
Cliff
What?
Blake
Give. Give us like a guest. No.
Tyler
1.
Blake
Something. I'm retired at this point.
Tyler
Who else? Who else in conservative circles does theater?
Cliff
I don't know.
Tyler
Is James and you Rob Schneider. I mean, we have all the dream role.
Blake
What's your dream role?
Cliff
I played Billy Flynn in Chicago and that was like. It was just a really cool role. It's like the leading male, but the male is not the lead. It's the two women, obviously.
Tyler
But.
Jack
Well, he's the lawyer, right?
Cliff
Yeah, yeah, but it was just, you know, every song, it's like. I mean, it's like Gaston kind of. Yeah, you're kind of doing your own thing.
Tyler
Are you doing. So you do musicals?
Cliff
Yeah, there's some good lowquality videos online you can find.
Tyler
Really?
Cliff
Oh, yeah.
Blake
Guys, find these videos. Get those hunted down, would you? What role would you want?
Jack
I'll throw something out to get your back here. Told to. To hold your back. Well, and obviously Rick Renell was running the Kennedy center for the longest for, you know, the first year. But. But also someone who's a huge fan of Broadway that on. On the right is not Someone who's in Broadway, but someone who is a huge fan. Probably his favorite music genre is President Donald J. Trump. And a lot of people, a lot of people don't know this, but if you spend time around him, he's listening to Phantom of the Opera soundtrack on repeat. We were, we were hearing that so much at one point that I actually had to sit Tanya Tay down and show her the movie because she wasn't familiar with it. And, you know, I think, I think it closed on, on Broadway after, funny enough, actually something that is going to come up in a later topic because they did a sort of woke DEI casting of Christine, even though it's supposed to be a, you know, set in what, 18th century France or something, and, you know, at this, at this opera house. And President Trump loves Broadway. He's just a huge Broadway fan. He obviously was going to the Kennedy Center a ton when it was still in full operation, last I heard there, it looks like July 4th is going to be the final, you know, like, final hurrah, as after they close it down for, you know, projected two years of maintenance. But, but it's something that President Trump really actually just enjoys. He's a New Yorker. He's always loved Broadway. He was at the, the Broadway opening of Phantom with Andrew Lloyd Webber. It's something that he talked about, has talked about a number of times, and it's just something that's funny that, like, I think a lot of people don't know about the President.
Blake
Okay, quick on the spot. Favorite musical,
Tyler
Come Back to Me.
Cliff
Hadestown.
Blake
Hadestown. I've never heard of that one. Tyler.
Jack
Is that actually good? I keep seeing, like, stuff for that.
Tyler
Yeah.
Cliff
I mean, there's one problem in it. There's an archetype that is pretty much Trump and they sing a whole song about knocking down the wall. But aside from that, and you look past it, the music's fantastic.
Blake
Okay. All right.
Cliff
Tyler.
Russ
I don't know. I, I have a special place in my heart for Les Mis.
Tyler
I was going to say Les Mis.
Blake
I actually was also going to say Les Mis. I, that one, I, I really hate
Russ
everything French, but for some reason it doesn't feel French.
Blake
It's one of the most French things ever created. It literally was originally in French.
Jack
It's not even a French thing ever. It was written in French.
Russ
I, I, I understand all of that. I'm just saying when I watch it in English, it doesn't make me feel, it makes me feel like the, the, the liberty elements of Les Mis. I appreciate.
Tyler
Yeah.
Russ
And Also. And also the analogies with. With Christ and everything else. I think that's.
Blake
It's a truly Christian musical. Jack, what's your favorite?
Jack
It's. No, I was going to. I love. I love Les Mis. You know, most of my life I would have said Phantom. You know, I might. I might give a slight edge to Les Mis now, but, you know, traditionally I would say Phantom.
Cliff
Let me stir the pot a little bit. I think the funniest show is Book of Mormon.
Blake
Book of Mormon is very fun. They messed it up how? In 2020, they changed the Book of Mormon because of George Floyd and the woke moment. So they edited the jokes. Like, if you see the show, there's a joke where like, oh, did you get my text? And they're literally writing it on a typewriter. Like, haha. That's what a text would be for them. Because they're in Uganda and they're poor and they changed it to. They just actually have smartphones and they send it and the joke is like, oh, you dumb American think we don't have smartphones in Uganda? Yeah, it's very stupid. They did a few changes. They did it. Yeah, yeah, they. They messed it up badly.
Russ
I was.
Jack
I always thought it was really funny. I think we've talked about it on here before and just. Cliff, just so you know, Blake has pretty much every word of Book of Mormon memorized verbatim off the top of his head.
Blake
I do.
Jack
Tyler. I always have to say I. I've always appreciated the way that the LDS Church responded to Book of Mormon was to like, use it as a promotional vehicle and be like, like, hey, you like the musical? You'll love the book. And they would just.
Russ
They also screwed that up too, though. It was at first, they embraced it the right way, which is that way, which is the same way that Charlie embraced.
Jack
Yeah, yeah, that's what I remember.
Russ
And then since then, though, now it's become like they don't embrace it now they. Now they reject it.
Tyler
Okay, I embrace it doesn't count, but I embrace it.
Russ
I actually think it's great. I think it's fine. I don't think it's that offensive. And I actually really like the. The producers of the content. And anyways, I just.
Tyler
Do you think that that opinion is widely held within the Mormon community? Are you the. Are you the exception at the rule?
Russ
I don't think. I actually don't think many. Most Mormons are bothered by it at all.
Tyler
I don't think they like, even my favorite. I just remember it's not a musical, though. But it was the Count of Monte Cristo.
Russ
Count of Montecristo is good. Yeah.
Blake
Play version of it.
Tyler
Yes.
Blake
Okay.
Tyler
They've done it as the play. I. But I fell in love with the one with Jim Cavis for kids.
Russ
I. I'm a big fan. I've. I've seen a few times with my kids. Matilda. Matilda.
Jack
Oh, is that good?
Tyler
My.
Jack
My kids are actually super into Matilda right now.
Russ
It's great. The broad. The Broadway version of Matilda is like, I think one of the best things you can take your kids to.
Jack
I love that book. I. I must have read that book like, a hundred times when I was a kid.
Russ
And they did a re. A new version of it on Netflix a few years ago that was based around the musical, like the actual Broadway.
Tyler
Okay. Sort of relate.
Russ
Really good.
Tyler
Sort of related. I saw one of the comments that they're still waiting for my review of Animal Farm. I have not seen it. Did you do this last week?
Cliff
Yeah, I did.
Blake
It was really terrible. It was catastrophically bad, unfortunately. I don't blame. Obviously, I don't blame Angel Studios that. I blame Gollum for that.
Tyler
Well, Angel Studios just did the distribution. They didn't exactly.
Blake
Exactly.
Tyler
But the. The guild had to approve it, so I don't know. The guilt. Hey, leave. Even the Angel Guild will get it
Blake
wrong from time to time. Yeah. They just, you know, but it was. It was devastating. Yeah.
Jack
I think someone was saying that, like, they approved it because they wanted to do an Animal Farm movie. And they're like, oh, yeah, Animal Farm would be great. But then they didn't realize that it was like the. The liberal Animal Farm thing.
Russ
I blame Seth Rogen.
Tyler
Can we talk about Helen Clothing? Can we talk about that? I know we're not like.
Blake
I mean, I know we're kind of on topic. We probably could. I mean, it's. It involves.
Jack
I mean, what. What else. What else can we add that hasn't already been said?
Tyler
Pictures worth a thousand words. I saw this AI with. Wait, what's the. The. The. The trans actor Ellen Page. Ellen Page. Ellen Page. You know that famous scene where Brad Pitt is, like, running after Eddie, like, dodges the spear and then he dodges the next spear and then he, like, stabbed. Yeah, well, they. They did some AI version with Ellen Page, and it's just like starts running kind of like weekly is running down and then just gets. And then just the first spear just takes her out. Actually, I think I could probably find.
Blake
The funny thing is, it's not. Even though the rumor Is that Ellen Elliot Page is going to be Achilles. That's not confirmed.
Jack
That's just a rumor.
Blake
Unlike Helen of Troy, being black is unfortunately confirmed. But there actually is a trans character in the Odyssey. Did you know that?
Tyler
No.
Blake
So the sage Tiresias is a fortune teller, and Apollo gets mad at him and punishes him by turning him into a woman. And so it would make sense to actually show that character as androgynous in some way. There's notably, Odysseus runs into Tiresias, I believe, in the underworld, and asks him a rather like PG13 question. He basically asks. Nevermind, I can't say it. Look it up. Go read the Odyssey, folks. You have to go read the Odyssey.
Tyler
I found it. There it is. Russ says he's pulling it, but it's worth sharing. But do you guys subscribe to the idea idea that.
Russ
Wait, while we're on the topic.
Tyler
Nolan's doing this for an Oscar?
Blake
I don't think so.
Tyler
You don't think so?
Jack
I think he is. I think he is. But also just in general, I think that Christopher Nolan is vastly overrated. I just thought that for a long time.
Tyler
I mean, since. What did he do that was good? He did Batman.
Blake
He did the Dark Knight was.
Tyler
The Dark Knight was.
Blake
Which came out almost 20 years ago.
Jack
No, Batman Begins was good.
Russ
Batman Begins with the Dark Knight was perfectly good. Dark Knight was a good movie.
Blake
The Dark Knight Rises.
Jack
I have. I. I was by the Dark Knight that I actually uploaded the entire movie into Final Cut Pro and made my own edit of it. I called mine the Darker Night.
Tyler
Sounds overtly.
Blake
You want to recast?
Tyler
All right, here we go.
Russ
Interstellar. Interstellar.
Tyler
We're gonna do. We're gonna do the. We have those Ellen Page video.
Blake
Let's let him show it.
Jack
Terrible.
Russ
No, Interstellar is great.
Tyler
Okay, play the Ellen Page video.
Jack
Love will win.
Tyler
Oh, is it not have sound effects. Okay, well, this is the AI. This is all AI. Yes, but like, I mean, I think they're borrowing heavily from the. From the actual film here.
Blake
It's somewhat mangled as an AI and yeah, you can see they.
Tyler
That's all. That's it.
Blake
Directed by Michael Bay. Oh, yeah. Because the original version had like some great music playing.
Tyler
But anyway, so there it is. Oh, and then we have. We. Okay, apparently we do we have it. Do we have. Do we have that one clip Russ of Chicago Way Musical.
Russ
Wait, let's hang on one second while we're on this. Memento is good. Jack.
Jack
Rent is good.
Russ
The Prestige, Inception. Inception's a great Movie.
Jack
Inception is only good on the first watch. It doesn't actually hold up after the
Russ
first watch every once every 10 years at recess.
Blake
I mean, I just watched most movies you're only gonna see once anyway, so you forget.
Russ
You forget. I forgot everything in it, and then I watched it again just like not that long ago.
Jack
If you're someone who has a memory, then.
Russ
No, it doesn't.
Jack
It doesn't work.
Tyler
We got a. We got a Dylan Ivy here.
Blake
Dylan's a regular. He's here every week.
Tyler
Dylan says I hated Dunkirk. What's that?
Russ
I hated Dunkirk. I didn't like Dunkirk.
Jack
Dunkirk was perfect. What are you talking about?
Russ
Okay, so, Jack, you now.
Tyler
You've now.
Russ
You've now argued against yourself. You now have argued against yourself. You think that most of Christopher Nolan stuff is good.
Jack
I said he's overrated.
Blake
I think he's.
Russ
Which one was. Which movie was overrated?
Tyler
Rated.
Jack
Yeah, the Stone's just right. Interstellar and the.
Russ
Interstellar and the Dark Knight, like, everything that, like, literally all of America loves both those movies.
Jack
Well, sometimes people are wrong, but usually the people.
Russ
Walmart sells a lot of clothes.
Tyler
So Dylan, Ivy says, I don't know about going to the musical, but I still think y' all should still send Blake to the Met gala next year. As an action news reporter, it would be a lot of, who are you wearing?
Blake
Who am I wearing?
Tyler
That's what you asked.
Blake
I mean, I guess I might have to wear. Gosh, no.
Tyler
That's the question you ask. You ask.
Cliff
He's not looking for an answer. He's saying that's what you're gonna say.
Tyler
You have to ask, like, who are you wearing? Oh, that's what you.
Cliff
What brand are you wearing?
Tyler
It's all by some designer.
Blake
Oh, gosh.
Tyler
I'm like a pop culture.
Blake
Andrew knows about these things. That's why he's always accidentally, accidentally wearing a jacket on this show.
Russ
Yeah, yeah, no, Blake with, like. With like, a top line, like, twenty thousand dollar, like, tux with no shirt underneath would be really hilarious.
Tyler
Dude, if you're doing the hundred push
Russ
up challenge, you'd be looking good and, like, eye glitter.
Cliff
No.
Russ
Sucks.
Tyler
All right, guess what, Jack. So I challenged jack to 100 push up challenge. I can't do 100 in one setting. You have to take a break and then I can do 100. But Jack.
Jack
Yeah, I can easily do it with a break. I can do it with a break.
Tyler
No, I could do it with a break. No, I could do it with a break. I'm talking one Set all the way through. And Blake already got started on. I mean, Blake already got started.
Blake
Yeah, I did. Yeah.
Tyler
He's got an app for.
Blake
There's an app you can get in. There's a hundred push up. App takes about six weeks, they say.
Tyler
So Blake. Blake is starting at week four. He's just. Cool.
Russ
So how do you.
Jack
How do you work your way up to it?
Blake
So I'll just whip it out here. So it's called. Let's get it here. It's called Pushy. And you'll do. It'll have you start. It starts off doing, like, only a handful of sets a day, but what you'll do is you'll do like five or six sets in pretty quick succession. So I started on week four, day one, and it went 22, 26, 21, 18, 19, 31. And you're supposed to wait no more than five minutes between sets when you do them.
Tyler
Okay. I got. I got up to 80 and I. I gave out. So I don't know what.
Blake
Jack.
Jack
Yeah. What's with the random numbers? I don't. I don't get the random numbers.
Blake
I don't know. It's probably science came up with it.
Tyler
Yeah, it's science, Jack.
Blake
Yeah. Science haters.
Tyler
Okay, without further ado. Without further ado, we do have Cliff's Broadway performance here. Ooh, it's off Broadway. Probably right off off Broadway.
Blake
It would be off Broadway.
Jack
No, no, it's on Broadway.
Blake
Off off off Broadway. They had to invent it just for him.
Tyler
All right, Slaters24, play it. Mr. Billy Flynn sings a press conference Rag.
Blake
Notice how his mouth never moves.
Tyler
Almost.
Blake
Where'd you come from? Mississippi. And your parents? Very wealth. Now six feet under.
Tyler
But she was granted one more start.
Blake
The Convent of the Sacred Heart when you get here.
Jack
19, 20. How old were you?
Blake
Don't remember.
Jack
Then what happened?
Blake
I met Amos and he stole my heart away Convince me.
Cliff
Ending. The ending's the only good part. You gotta play the last.
Blake
Find the ending. We'll get it, I think next week.
Jack
That's great.
Blake
We should get that suit for you. You should wear that. If you had.
Cliff
That burgundy suit is like a box suit. And at the end, I'm standing up. You see? It is like a pure box.
Blake
I might contemplate making an exception to the no jacket rule. If you wear that suit on the set. And it's not. It's not wearing a suit, it's not wearing a jacket. It's wearing a costume.
Tyler
Cliff, you're actually good.
Cliff
I'm an Actor who sings, not a singer who acts. So I, you know, would push through it. The ending's good, though. If you watch the ending, then I could say, yeah.
Tyler
Think about how many votes you could drive out in the midterms.
Cliff
0 showing up in Republican primaries.
Blake
I want to get back a little bit.
Russ
I bet. I bet in New Hampshire there's a few.
Tyler
Oh, yeah. New Hampshire's prime ground for this. They're cultured up there.
Russ
The widest parts.
Blake
That actually gets at something, which I think I want to actually talk a little bit more about the Obama musical because it's so fitting that Obama is getting a musical in the sense that the Obama ear. First of all, musicals are totally like a fancy white liberal thing. A white people thing.
Tyler
Oh, yeah.
Blake
And Obama was kind of. He was the last gasp of this sort of white lib dominated America. Like, it's. This is the group that gave us Hamilton.
Tyler
Ironic. Because he's black.
Blake
Yeah, of course. But it's. This is totally the sort of thing that they would get into the whole, you know, again, they pushed Hamilton everywhere. That was dominating D.C. in the mid-2010s. And you just read the descriptions of these. Apparently the guy who plays Obama comes on stage and says, I'm mother effing Obama. It's definitely a way a millennial would do it. I love these descriptions here. Hillary Clinton is the bitter, scorned woman with a feminist rant titled My turn. It's then followed by a performance by a bikini clad Sarah Palin titled PG13 warning. Drill me, baby. She is joined by fellow villains Mitch McConnell, Ted Cruz, and various blonde hobots. From phone news, the Republicans convene a meeting of Wham, the white hetero affluent men group, where they appoint Herman Cain as a token black member. Lindsey Graham prances about with a tiny parasol and makes that sounds fitting. Somewhat uncouth comments. And they exclude Trump entirely from the story.
Tyler
Wow. They just wanted a breather from Trump. All right, Cliff, we have it 25. Lot of pressure here.
Cliff
A lot of pressure.
Blake
Both reach for the.
Russ
I had much lower exposure expectations.
Cliff
Thank you.
Russ
That's pretty good.
Tyler
You gotta play the ending hat dance. Yeah, that's great. It was great.
Blake
I gotta get the suit.
Russ
That's like, really good.
Blake
You.
Russ
You hit that note.
Tyler
Yeah. Listen, I'm all for bringing back masculinity to the arts. The arts are awful because it's run by a bunch of femme Nazis and gay people. If you could actually insert some freaking masculinity in there. And then you got Christopher Nolan, who should be Kind of a masculine director and he's botching everything.
Jack
Speaking of the arts, I know that Blake on the next topic, wanted to do some, some review of the leading, I guess fiction, but a certain type of fiction. Isn't that right, Blake?
Blake
100% true. 100% true. Do we want to jump into that?
Tyler
Yeah, let's hit it.
Blake
All right, so it's all related. Oh one. 100%. Especially the way we've moved this here. Let me go grab the original tweet. So this was all prompted by a rather amusing observation someone made on X. They were going through Amazon. Amazon has some amazingly good detailed tracking of who is buying their products. And Amazon sells a lot of books. They sell a lot of the only books people buy anymore are romance novels. And they have them subdivided into a bunch of categories including interracial romance. Big.
Tyler
That's a category.
Blake
That's a category. Interracial romance. And someone of course top 100 best selling interracial romance novels of the past year. And 38 of them are white guy, black woman. 20 of them are white guy, Asian woman. 19 of them are white guy with a white woman, but misclassified because they classify an Italian or a Russian as not white. Then they have nine of them are white guy, Latina woman, four are white guy, Indian woman. Six out of 100 they're both not white. One was gay, one was a. I believe, I think it looks like Asian man, black woman and one was Asian man, white female.
Tyler
So hold on
Jack
audience. I think, I think, I think we need to know what the audience is for this because this is, this is I think the salient point here.
Blake
I think I. Well we don't, I don't think we have that data specifically.
Tyler
But I think we know though, like the white male, as it was in
Jack
the tweet, the tweet thread.
Tyler
58, we're at basically 65.
Blake
How many?
Tyler
70.
Russ
How many are black male?
Tyler
We're like 70. 70.
Jack
No, we are well over 70. We are.
Blake
Look, it was 30 years, 20, 19, 9. Literally over 90 of them are a white guy with a non white woman. And the answer as Jack is getting, that is these are consumed overwhelmingly by women and it turn and in general I'd say consumed by in this case women of color, black women.
Tyler
So they, they hate on us.
Blake
They crave the hairy, barbarian Nordic bodies in their romance.
Tyler
This is very telling actually.
Russ
So this is what we're pulling down.
Jack
Multicultural and based on Amazon bestsellers. Wait, wait, pull up the where's that AI deal again. I just Want to read it based on this? The is the overwhelming market is heavily dominated by bwwm, black women, white man pairings, particularly within the billionaire mafia and sports romance sub genres. Dark romance and forced proximity are currently the top performing tropes. And, and Blake, the point that they're getting at, I believe is that the, the audience for this is. Is not white men, is it?
Blake
No, it's not. It's. It is the women themselves. And that's why I find this really interesting.
Tyler
White women.
Blake
This is. No, it's. I think it's. It's like black women. Black women want to read a romance novel where a white guy falls in love with a black woman. Or a lot of them do.
Tyler
I bet there's some white women that read this stuff.
Blake
Probably. I think they're probably not put off by it because a lot of the women who read this are woke. So they'll. They'll feel righteous as they read this. And then the other groups actively like,
Tyler
I bet American white women do the misclass. The Italian Russian male with a white woman.
Blake
They might. Well, you are. I like this question. I have a question. Proximity subgenre. What's very interesting about romance novels in general? They have a lot of very specific niche sub genres that will get tons of entries. I know we've talked in here before how there's a million hockey romances. Like just go to Barnes and Noble, you'll find tons of them and they're all hockey specifically, but they'll also do that with types. And so they mentioned there the billionaire subgenre, the mafia subgenre, the sports subgenre. And yeah, forced proximity. That would be. There's tropes where I think two people are fish out of water and you are, you know, very different worlds and you contrive a reason they're stuck together. So that could be they're in a shipwreck and they're stuck on a desert island.
Tyler
Stuck in an elevator.
Blake
Yeah, stuck in an elevator. Trapped in a panic room. Trapped on an alien planet. A million different iterations of this, but they'll all follow the same beats of. Oh, I like the idea of them being trapped together.
Tyler
Did any. Anybody here ever date a black woman? Looking at you, Cliff? No.
Jack
Andrew, something you want to. Something to share?
Russ
I'm going to. I'm going to be fair. I'm going to. I'm going to be very blunt. Most black. It's not me. Most black women hate me.
Tyler
Oh, I don't know why in general
Blake
do they get
Tyler
that hat?
Russ
I Don't know what it is.
Blake
Do you like, if you, like, show
Russ
up and I don't know what it is. Do they know I piss off black women? Like, I'm not kidding. It's been my whole life. I don't know what it is.
Tyler
Like, I don't know why, but I'm bothered by. Black women love me.
Russ
Most black women, like, yeah. Do not find me funny. They do not like me. They don't think my humor is good. They don't think, like, my sassiness or whatever.
Cliff
Like, they don't like, sassy.
Tyler
Are you sassy?
Russ
So I used to. So I used to.
Blake
Have you discovered this through experience or something? Like, yes, you.
Tyler
This is anecdotal. It's your personal experience.
Russ
It's personal experience. Like, I. I have many stories. I don't know if I should share them, but, like, it is like, at
Blake
an R B concert and you were.
Russ
No, okay, fine, I'll just share.
Tyler
Did you go to a Boy's Dimension show?
Russ
When I was in college, I worked for a bank.
Jack
He went to see the Michael Jackson movie, and he was thrown out.
Tyler
He asked somebody to be quiet, and he got through.
Russ
When I worked for college. When I was in college, I worked for a bank, and we acquired a bank that was largely based in Detroit.
Tyler
Okay.
Russ
And every single bank manager that I was there to support was a black woman. And I talked to basically exclusively black women every single day. And I was like, I'm. Like, I was a really nice person. Really. They did not like me at all. Like, did not, like, not none of them. It was like I was batting zero.
Tyler
I would have been good at that job. I'm.
Russ
No, I have friends that, like, are loved by. Like, yeah, one of my best friends is, like, loved by black.
Tyler
I'll run into black women just, like, at the store or whatever, and they're like. I mean, get on like a house on fire. I'm not. It's not. I mean, you need to think.
Cliff
It's.
Jack
If you're in the military, government, you'll find that a lot of, like, the administrative HR roles tend to be black women. So if you can't, you know, build a rapport there, if you can't just have a conversation, then, like, you are not going to be very successful in any of those roles. And what can I say? Look, Cliff, you know, come from the Philly area. Like, it's just. Just something you grew up with.
Russ
Hey, hey, Blake. On that list, are there any black women? Mexican man novels?
Blake
I don't think so. It seems like there was Asian, there's Asian male, there's, there's nine.
Tyler
White male, Latin female.
Blake
Sorry, let's see, are there any others? Let's see. Authors. Yeah, I don't think there. There is, amusingly. There is exactly one. All right.
Tyler
Black male, white.
Blake
There's one. There is one Indian male, white female novel writt by an Indian woman and it has arranged marriage themes.
Russ
Arranged marriage themes.
Blake
So that's, that's definitely.
Tyler
This is hilarious. So this, this tweet was drafted by this guy Bucci, I guess.
Russ
Yeah.
Tyler
And he goes, there was only one black male, white female romance novel. At least that's what I thought. It turns out the male protagonist is Russian with a Viking with Viking traits. And apparently the COVID used stock photography at relaunch in an effort to, quote, appeal to a different audience.
Blake
These covers are amazing, by the way. Let's see if we can throw up one of these. We have Fjord lords captive there. That one is really amazing looking.
Tyler
So you know what's weird about this is because I'm looking at this, this image right here. And I mean, so here, I gotta put this image up here. But what's interesting about this is. So this is. This is all consumed by women.
Blake
Yes.
Tyler
So women apparently like the. Yeah, there you go. Alpha's mate, Bad boy bears book.
Blake
Too bad.
Tyler
Terrible stuff. But it's actually the most amount of
Blake
the only thing keeping the bottom like 60% of the population literate, by the way.
Tyler
That's very elitist of you. Yes, it is. But what's interesting, if you, if you swap the roles, like men are kind of famous for porn. I don't. I mean, I'm not encouraging that 11 year olds where the roles would be reversed. It's a famous genre. I mean, I'm not.
Blake
It certainly is.
Tyler
It's just a fascinating, weird dynamic.
Blake
I wanted to.
Tyler
Hold on.
Jack
What are we showing here?
Blake
What are they putting.
Jack
Producer Russ has made. Wait, Blake, you have a series of interracial novels. Blake, is that true?
Blake
Look at. I'm looking at the author here. They're written by.
Jack
They're written by Russ. Hat on.
Blake
Russ writes all of them.
Jack
He's got the rice hat on and he's with. With a Vietnamese girl.
Tyler
Look at. That's him after 100 push ups though. That was that, that one.
Jack
That's. Yeah, that's Blake after 100 push up. Blake, why are you wearing dress shoes on the beach?
Blake
A man should always be properly dressed at all times, Jack.
Tyler
This is literally the only way.
Jack
It's everything I Love how you have the quarter zip no matter what situation you're in. By the way, like on the palace,
Blake
again, a man should always be properly dressed in an elevator.
Jack
On the Rice Patties.
Tyler
That one's hilarious. Where you're wearing the.
Blake
Yeah, the.
Jack
The one with the hat.
Blake
The Rice Patty hat.
Russ
Yeah. Well, we were just talking about.
Jack
Read that.
Russ
We were just talking about theater. This is like Blake's west side Story.
Jack
No, that's the. The plot of Good Morning, Vietnam. Right. Doesn't he have. He has, like, a Vietnamese, like, girlfriend that he meets when he's. When he's Robin Williams, when he's stationed there.
Blake
I don't know. I've never seen that movie.
Jack
There's. Never seen Good Morning Vietnam.
Blake
Gosh.
Tyler
What is the takeaway here, Cliff? Why are white men dominating the interracial romance novel category?
Jack
Look, here's what I need to say about that. We are not objects. Stop objectifying us.
Blake
We keep objectifying us.
Russ
Do it.
Tyler
This is a weird, like, underhanded compliment. Individuals, they hate us in culture, and they hate us politically, but they love us.
Blake
That's the take. That's the takeaway. They can. Yeah, you can.
Cliff
No, we'll go with that. We'll go with that.
Jack
Surface. The hate is on the surface because what's simmering right underneath.
Tyler
Yeah, it's.
Blake
I mean, we've also seen this. We've seen the.
Cliff
No, I just think that I've seen.
Jack
Who watches Bridgerton? Okay.
Blake
Did you watch it?
Jack
Seen it?
Blake
Bridgerton. Wow. Did you watch it, Jack?
Jack
No. Okay.
Blake
All right. I mean, he says he's seen who watches it. I don't know. I haven't.
Cliff
Last point of clarification. We're saying that the people that. That are buying these books, we. We know that they are minority females,
Jack
or that's what we're guessing significantly, according to this data. According to this data set. No, based on. Based on sales and Amazon data.
Tyler
Where's the fact. I didn't see that anywhere. Blake was.
Jack
It was in the thing.
Tyler
Blake was. Was presuming. No, no, no.
Jack
It's.
Blake
It's in the thread.
Jack
Put it in the chat.
Tyler
Is it. No, this is. He's presuming.
Jack
No, it's right there.
Tyler
What does Zuzu's pedal say from. Can you make a T shirt and sell it?
Blake
Maybe.
Russ
I. I made it our. I made it our group photo and on telegram.
Cliff
Oh, dear.
Blake
Geez.
Tyler
You did.
Russ
Look at that.
Tyler
Dear Lord. Okay, that is a thought. Hold on, Jack. Don't say anything. Don't say anything. Cliff, what is the takeaway here, the
Cliff
takeaway I do agree with Jack, is that they act in public and virtue signal that all white men are evil. But in reality, they've got a soft spot for us.
Tyler
Charming.
Russ
Well, here's what's confusing about it. I mean, we've made pretty dramatic inroads with black men, specifically, like, black men love Trump and they've broken the whole. Since Obama. Since we were just talking about Obama since the Obama era. Black women, not so much. Black women are not big fans of most of us, but they're buying the books, so there's gotta be an inroad there politically.
Tyler
Yeah. I also look at my African American over here.
Cliff
Yeah. I also think, yeah, they do love Trump. But I do think we always underestimate how much black men hated Kamala Harris. I mean, yes, they hated her with a passion.
Russ
What.
Blake
How they feel about Michelle.
Cliff
I think they look at Michelle Obama as, like, an actual black woman. I think they just looked at Kamala and it was a little too yappy
Tyler
and a little too, like, Indian.
Blake
Yeah.
Cliff
Like, is she faking it?
Tyler
She's really a black woman.
Cliff
Correct.
Tyler
Yeah. Okay.
Jack
That be all right.
Blake
Someone was asking if they can make a romance novel cover set in the Roman Empire.
Tyler
You would be good at that.
Jack
They did ask for his own. His own comments.
Blake
Caligula. Oh, dear.
Tyler
Can we get.
Jack
We got it before. I. I have a heart out.
Cliff
But.
Jack
But I would. I would love to hit this. This millennial mom thing.
Russ
This.
Jack
I've been sitting on this for like two weeks now.
Tyler
You're talking about the one where 40 year old moms are having more babies than.
Jack
No, no, no, no, no. Not that one. This. It's related to that. But this was the one where it was like they were saying that millennial moms. So moms who I guess, like, are in their 30s, 40s now, are actually reporting more. This is a Newsweek article. And they were reporting to be more. Feeling more drained, feeling more mentally anguished, feeling more. What was the word? Resentful. This was. This is the headline from Newsweek. Feeling more resentful than mothers of other generations. So Gen X and baby boomer boomer mothers. And it said, while the findings suggest that while motherhood has changed across generations, the burden of. Of managing family life still falls disproportionately on moms. Okay, that's kind of a ridiculous suggestion. Like, obviously moms are the best at raising families because that's why we have moms. That's what they are for. But it was talking about how millennial moms have a higher rate of burnout and resentment and that personal time is their number one need. And stated that way more than or. Or baby boomer moms. And I wanted to throw out to the chat, of course, which we are reading, and also to the gang here as to what we think might be the reason for this huge generational disparity.
Tyler
Social media. Social media. Yeah. I mean, it's just like they all look, I'm telling you, they all look on Instagram and they all compare their lives to all the other moms and how they have it put together and they're like, my life sucks compared to them. I'm resentful.
Blake
Delete Instagram.
Tyler
Yeah, serious. They would be so much happier if they just deleted Instagram.
Cliff
When you figure if you're in your 30s or 40s, you know, you're raising kids in the era of like, you have to be a victim, you know, we've kind of gone over the hump of that. And it's like, I think they're probably fighting for privilege points. And it's like you said, everybody's critical on social media. I mean, it's.
Jack
I also.
Tyler
Yeah, but I also think it's like the expectations on moms these days are completely out of bounds. Like Gen Xers were free range kids. Like boomers like let their kids just like ride around the park and right around the neighborhood. Like, didn't have to helicopter parent them, so you got to do that. Then you got to get them the tutor, then you got to get them the piano lessons and the, and the like fencing, whatever the hell.
Blake
We've made being a parent a lot more miserable.
Tyler
They've made being a parent a lot more miserable.
Blake
Like it's, it's more time consuming. There's a lot more things you have to worry about either literally. So if you live in a place with bad public schools now that's something you have to, you might have to homeschool, you might have to find the right private school or get them into the right.
Tyler
And you have to be a boss babe at the same time.
Blake
So you got to have a job.
Tyler
You have to have a full time job.
Jack
And that's, that's what the article is talking about. I'm, I'm doing my tie right now as we, as we chat here, because I have a hit, but. Jolie Silva, PhD. How's my tie? I wasn't even looking. It's pretty good. Not bad for. Not bad for a Catholic school kid that millennial mothers were raised in a climate of women's empowerment to climb the corporate ladder, be entreprene, become highly educated, and make their own money. Most of these women also wanted to be moms and perhaps weren't presented with the realities of the hardest job. So you, you have the girl blossom on one hand. But I would, I would definitely argue that Instagram brain is a huge part of that. Particularly because, you know, they go on Instagram and. And you know, they're going to see like some influencer who's like, got the perfect house, got the perfectly, you know, is like working out all the time, everything seems great, kids seem great, has a job. And it's like, like, how am I supposed to compete with that? And internally, subconsciously, it creates all of these problems. So that's why I tweeted on Mother's Day that if you want to be a good husband to your wife, to your spouse on Mother's Day, yes, of course, take her out, treat her well. But if you really want to help her, unburden her mental load, if you want to help her find that way to relax, don't get her spa tickets, don't give her that back rub. The main thing that you can do is to take her phone and delete Instagram.
Tyler
I gotta agree with that. I think. Yeah. So Russ is making a good point because they're doing wedding planning right now and, like, the FOMO thing is real. So my wife used to be a wedding planner and she and her mom did the business together. And they were talking about how brides just kept getting worse and worse because of Pinterest. So they would all compare their wedding, even though they had like a $50,000 budget or a $30,000 budget. And they'd be comparing it to like a million dollar budget or half million dollar budget. So all they're feeling is like inadequacy after inadequacy. Fomo, fomo, fomo. So, you know, poor Russ is trying to plan one right now and you're comparing yourself to like, the entirety of the Internet. This is why I think people were happier when we just lived in, like, villages. All you had is compared to what
Blake
used to just resent your neighbor.
Tyler
Yeah. When you were living in a village and just like Matt, imagine like prehistoric times, you're literally. Your psychology, on some level is probably
Jack
wired most closely to what Scott Adams used to say. Exactly what you're saying right now.
Tyler
Oh, okay. I'm legitimately not ripping it off Scott Adams. But it's. No, no, yeah, it's a good point.
Jack
He agreed with exactly what you're saying
Tyler
you just compare yourself to the other like, you know, Neanderthal and like making fire in the corner. Oh, he got a bigger deer than me. Okay, I guess that's. But you would also know your role in like a social structure much more clearly. Like I'm part of the guys that go out and hunt, hunt for, you know, wild, you know, animals, or you're a woman that sits around and you make the bread.
Blake
A really interesting manifestation of that that I don't know if it's really been deeply investigated, but it's an interesting theory. So we talk about number of kids people are having fertility rates over the past five years, roughly since COVID the number of children being born in middle to lower middle income countries has, has absolutely cratered. Like the number of kids that are having in Latin America because they all got cell phones. So the number of kids they're having in the Middle east, the number of kids they're having in Southeast Asia, those places that are, they're not rock bottom poor, but they're lower, they're middle to lower middle class countries. And I think a real factor in that, as you say, they got cell phones, they got on social media. So we're getting FOMO of things in the United States. Imagine how bad your life FOMO is if you're a person living on $3,000 a year in Jakarta, Indonesia.
Tyler
I have a crazy story on this. So when I graduated college, I ended up joining up with an organization. I went to Africa for a mission trip and I was there for months and I was around the Maasai people. So we would do these like little tours out, you know, to Maasai land. And at one instance I was literally in a Maasai hut. Like a traditional, like old, ancient hut. There's nothing modern about it. They did it in all the old school way. When I got in there, I saw a car battery that somebody had sold them and they used the car battery to charge their cell phones. So these Maasai are living completely ancient lives. And this is like probably at the advent of smartphone technology, maybe a little before. But I remember thinking they had full cell service out there. They lived in a hut, they were hunter gatherers, but they had a car battery to charge their cell phones. It was like the wildest dichotomy. They didn't have anything else, but they had a car battery to charge their cell phone.
Jack
But so they could. They used the car battery to charge the cell phone so they could get on Amazon and download the interracial novels.
Tyler
Correct. With the white man.
Cliff
Were they happy people?
Tyler
Were they happy? Yes, they were happy. Those folks were really happy. But again, this was at the advent of all that. But I sort of wonder if you, if I went back now and I saw them still living in huts, nuts, you know, dodging elephants, literally. Like, you know, would they now have iPhones or androids, comparing themselves to Western cultures or Asian cultures or whatever? It was a really, really fascinating experience.
Jack
No, I, I think that's a huge part of it. I think you are starting. And by the way, I've seen something too, with like, millennials and just zoomers on, on Instagram in general, where people, like, act like they've got a brand new. If they've. And they'll have like 200 followers or whatever. And it's like, what's up, guys? Here's what I'm doing today. La la la. And it's like, like, who, who are you? Like, what are you doing? Like, we shouldn't.
Tyler
Nine views.
Jack
Yeah, exactly, like nine views or something. And I'm not dissing it or anything. Like, like, if you want to get started, that's fine. But I do think that we've created a problem. We have a problem in society. And social media, particularly Instagram and TikTok caused this where everybody wants to be, be like the person on stage. Everybody wants to be the, you know, the, the center of attention. And it creates this, this really narcissistic feedback loop for a lot of people.
Tyler
This is why, this is why Blake's right.
Jack
Constantly creating this content and they're, and just real quick, it, and it disconnects you from what you are doing in the moment because you are, like, you are wanting to be, you know, you're wanting to, like, film it for people elsewise. And you see this, of course, in like, the wake of, you know, horrific tragedies or events or like car crashes, like, oh, I got to film this for the gram. As opposed to be like, oh, my gosh, can I help someone?
Tyler
Well, this is ultimately why Blake's right. We're going to lose to China because we are, we are producing a culture where everybody wants to be a social media influencer. And can I just tell you as somebody who did my darndest to avoid ever being a public person until what happened to Charlie. And I was sort of like, forced to be more public. Public being private was way better. And actually, like, I, I, I've. It, it made me feel bad for you, Jack, because, like, you know, Charlie obviously was a very figure. He's not here. You've been. You've been forced to be a public figure. Well, you. You did it to yourself, but, like, you've had to endure it for years. And I think it's. I got a bug in my throat. I think it's, like, unfortunate. The downside of it is, like, really, really shockingly awful. I will tell you.
Russ
I think the worst thing in modern culture with women on particularly Instagram is this crossover between the arch of. Or the arc. Not the arch. The arc of the Pick Me girl crossing into the main character syndrome.
Tyler
What's the Pick Me girl?
Russ
Pick Me Girls on Instagram are people who are trying to exemplify their superiority over other women.
Tyler
Women. Okay.
Russ
So sometimes they're. It's deprecating of other women.
Tyler
They're. Are they like the mean girls?
Russ
Yeah, it's kind of like mean girl syndrome.
Jack
No, it's like, it's like, I'm not like, I'm not like other girls. I'm like one of the guys.
Cliff
They're fishing for comments. They're trying to, you know, get clout with the guys.
Jack
Yeah.
Tyler
Oh, is it. Is it. Is it male geared? I've just barely ever been.
Jack
It's like those other girls are hussies. Those are thoughts, dots. Those are whatever. Like, I'm not. I'm cool. I'm not like them.
Tyler
Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. It's funny, there was like a whole conspiracy theory that I deleted my Instagram because it was like, it had all this, like, stuff on it that was really important public knowledge. It was literally just pictures of my kids. So my wife took my phone and, like, I haven't been on Instagram in like a long time. People send me Instagram.
Jack
It was, it was. It was just this weird account I found, like, Andrew Colvette too. And it's just weird pictures of you. Like, I think it's AI. I don't know if it's real, but it's just Andrew and Speedos. Like.
Tyler
No,
Russ
it's actually. It's actually Andrew singing on stage. And is it.
Tyler
Is it can you steal my heart?
Jack
You saw it too?
Tyler
Yeah, that's what it is.
Jack
Oh, no,
Tyler
that's really funny. I have to say. Literally, that's what the hut looked like.
Russ
Andrew Colvette goes into Maasai territory, comes
Cliff
out, can you steal my heart?
Russ
I don't know.
Blake
The best part is I did. I did just tell Grock, give it a punny African title. And it went with that.
Cliff
That's pretty good.
Tyler
It's pretty good.
Blake
These things are overtaking us. They're coming up with bad puns for romance.
Tyler
That's what the hut looked like. And it was filled with flies. That's what they don't show you in that Roman romance novel. Absolute. Filled with flies.
Cliff
You bring up a great point about the public. You know, we all kind of have this public Persona, but it's like. Like, people ask me all the time, like, what is your, like, off ramp from politics and what you're doing? And I'm like, my dream is, like, the day that I can delete all social media.
Tyler
Right.
Cliff
I. I mean, and I'm. I don't mind saying this on the air. Like, I really have to do it to raise the money. Right. Like, to have a pro to. To get the people to apply for door knocking. Sure. But, like, really, the public perception is, well, all these other groups are doing this. Like, it's about, you know, being able to reach donors and having a presence out there and commenting. But, like, the day I'm done, like, phone in the trash, I'm off all social media.
Tyler
Yeah, man. I. I genuinely think that it. If. If I could be king of the world for one day and they. And I could just destroy social media, like, that's what I would do.
Blake
Yeah. One of my dream laws.
Tyler
It would be, like, legitimately the best thing that could ever.
Blake
Like, I. I have to. I, frankly, I wasn't even on Twitter until last fall. And then I. No, you're like, you ordered me onto it.
Tyler
You said if I had to do it, I was like, blake, you've got to go on.
Blake
You've got it. You've got to start an ex con. I'm like, okay, fine. But I think ideally, yes, I think a huge number of our social ills are downstream of social media. And if I could, I think I would. I would pass a law and say, yeah, we're abolishing Instagram, or we're at least restricting it. One of my hot takes is Instagram is bad for women in the same way that hardcore pornography is bad for men, in that it takes a natural drive that a person has that is overall good, and it supercharges it in a way that is destructive. So with pornography, like, men are supposed to be attracted to women, they're supposed to pursue women, they're supposed to try to have kids with women, and you're blowing that out with a super stimulus, and it's messing with your head.
Jack
Got to dip, guys.
Tyler
Jack. Thanks, Jay.
Blake
We love you. Enjoy your hit.
Jack
What hit are you doing back Rob? Schmidt on. On Newsmax.
Blake
Have fun it up Instagram. Instagram, though, same thing that it. Women are women. As we said, they're Norman Forcers. They are naturally going to care about what other people are doing and think of them. They're the. They're the glue that holds a community together. And we're super stimulating that we're showing them too much of what's going on for too many people, and it's making them feel massively inadequate when that would not be the case if they were in a normal community with normal people of their normal social circle.
Tyler
Well, and. And by the way, the. The cure to this is community and namely church.
Cliff
Of course.
Blake
Yes.
Tyler
It was like Jonathan Haidt had this clip and I want to pull it again. But he was asked the question, like, who raises better kids, right wingers or left wingers? And he was like.
Blake
He said, not even close. Not even close.
Tyler
Not even. It's not even like, statistically close. I'm not even gonna try and throw a bone to the left, left, the right. The kids of the right are completely more well adjusted. And he specifically brought up social media that they're more likely not to get washed out to sea is I think the way he put it, because right wingers tend to go to church. They have based in communities, based in family communities, and that just is way more stable. So women that have families, that. Kids that like, are. Have like a stable husband, that I think they are going to endure the onslaught of social media much, much more in a healthy way than.
Cliff
Yeah, he calls it the happiness gap.
Tyler
Right.
Cliff
The happiness gap is because the right wingers will keep their kids off the phone.
Tyler
Yeah. I mean, we're talking about strategies right now because my kids are little, but we want to be able to get a hold of them for safety. But they make all these phones that don't have the smartphone stuff on it. Really? Steve Jobs ruined everything.
Blake
It's insane how much phones mess with you. I think one of the craziest ones to me is, is there's some study that having a phone in the room, you're not on it, but there's just a phone in the room, damages your ability to do focused work on things. You don't even. It's not even. It's not even that you are. Because you grab the phone and it distracts you. Just you're thinking about the phone and what's on it. You have to literally take the phone, remove it from the room.
Tyler
So I'm actually doing a big camping trip with my kids. Kids where the whole thing is digital detox.
Cliff
Nice.
Russ
Where are you going?
Tyler
I'm not gonna say for privacy, but. But it's a really fun.
Russ
Out of state?
Tyler
Yeah, out of state. So we're going for four days and we're digital detox.
Russ
Western or eastern United States?
Tyler
Western United States, of course.
Russ
Northwestern. Southwestern.
Tyler
So the point is they. They put your phone in a box for four days and if like there's an emergency with your family or whatever, they have a satellite for phone. That's the only way.
Cliff
Oh, this is like set up where
Tyler
you're going, set up. A guy invited me to it and I was like, this sounds rad. So it's a bunch of dads with their kids.
Russ
That's cool.
Tyler
Yeah, it's gonna be fun. But it's four days without a phone. And I was like, you know what? I freaking need this.
Blake
So Zuzu's pedals has chimed in again. Thank you, Zuzu. She says Instagram is for people too illiterate to read real news on X. I am going to critique that a little bit, Zuzu. Obviously all of us are on X. We get a lot of news on X. We read takes on X. But I would say you should not use X as your exclusive news source or maybe even your primary news source, because that's part of it is part of the rod of X is you're getting one. A lot of AI fake stuff these days, but also just a lot of very brief hot takes that are not allowing you to fully grasp what's going on. I would encourage everyone, if you're. If you want to be an informed person, you should have normal news sites that you read and you read full articles on them. And you should have find a substack on a topic that you like in the real world. So it can be finance, if you're in business, it can be world news and politics. Just subscribe to Nate Silver or something. Nate Silver is a good one to read, but find the thing that you can learn where that involves reading full long articles because you need to have that ability to digest a long argument about something.
Tyler
So I actually had this conversation. I had to do an event with Dr. Ben Carson last week in D.C. and I was talking about. He's obviously a brain surgeon, neuroscientist. He said that reading long form is the single most powerful, I guess, contributor to strong neural pathways that you can. Can do or you can engage in. So reading books, reading long articles, so much better for your brain than short form stuff.
Blake
I even noticed that in short Term like when you're just. You read. When I'm in a high pace of reading, I'm doing a lot of reading each day I start. It's like your brain is putting together all these connections. I start noticing all this stuff. I notice my vocabulary goes up. I'm detecting new words.
Tyler
Caboose the Bard. If you are going to follow somebody online. Caboose the Bard.
Blake
If you want the guy who's the
Tyler
funniest guy on X. He says, I'm the funniest guy on X. It's criminal.
Blake
He's the guy who, who does all of the sound intrusions.
Tyler
Yes.
Blake
So if you like those, you should follow him. If you don't like those, you should follow him and then down him. Send him angry messages and say that
Tyler
you don't like Caboose the Bard. There it is. Yes. Caboose the Bard.
Blake
I guess all the better. I guess all the better. DND classes were taken, he couldn't be Caboose the Paladin or Caboose the Mage. Caboose the Bart.
Tyler
Caboose the.
Blake
Sorry, I had to make that nerd joke.
Tyler
We're gonna have to find out about that too. Reading out loud too, for kids. Yeah, man. I read out loud to my kids every night and it's really good. But I do agree that the IQ on X is higher than the IQ on other platforms. Of course, I mean, just if you had to take it. Obviously there's retards on X as well, but like the full on overall median IQ is hider. Retard alert.
Cliff
Do you have to use the hangover pronunciation of retard?
Tyler
Is that where I got it from?
Blake
This is like, you know, I want to. I want to come back. It's like how Charlie would always say it, Nazi when talking about Nazis. He would say Nazis every time without exception. And I kind of want.
Tyler
Do you think that was in a Jen Psaki? He would say Jen Pisaki.
Cliff
Yeah, because he was a retard. Yeah, Alan says it so.
Tyler
Yeah, but he said Nazi because of that.
Blake
That's why he said it. But, but I just thought he. Because he would do that. Not just in flippant references. He would do that when 100% earnestly talking about World War II or America's achievements in World War II. Things like that. Where. Where you'd think there'd be a little different way. But that was his way of doing that. It was a funny tick of his.
Tyler
Yeah, it was. Are we done if we want or
Blake
we can keep going. What do you Guys, think we could talk about the other part of that? About how there's no teen moms and
Tyler
they're all, oh, let's talk about that. Yeah, this is great. We have the graphic, right, guys? The. Is that Russ Spacey? The. Where's the graphic? Throw the graphic up. I want to read the headline about the 40 year old moms. This is a wild new stat, so I'm trying to find it. There it goes. More babies born to women over 40 than teens. For the first time in U.S. history, birth rates in women over 40 have jumped 193% since 1990, CDC reports. That's wild. But I will tell you that, like. So we had our first kid when we were living in Los Angeles and the nurses were like, you know, my wife was in her 20s, so they were, they were like, you know, wow, this is like amazing. This is going to be. No, no, no, no issues here because they were so used to in LA having most of the moms be like close to 40, in their 40s.
Russ
I have a theory for this and I sent it to the group too. Too was that teen alcoholism is way down.
Tyler
So you think they're totally linked.
Russ
I, I sent it over to the group.
Tyler
Yeah. I don't know. But they're all smoking weed, which I guess probably is not.
Russ
Weed doesn't get you laid.
Tyler
Yeah, that, that 11 year olds.
Russ
Yeah, they, they. I mean, I think it's part of it is the alcoholism is like way down and to the point. Kids aren't hanging out.
Blake
Yeah, they're not, they don't hang out, they don't.
Russ
But it's all, it's the same.
Tyler
They don't like each other, it's all together.
Russ
Like, they're not dating, they're not hanging out, they don't have inside jokes, they're not drinking, which is a good thing. Which is, I mean, that's a good part of it.
Blake
But it is good that teenagers, teenagers are not having kids. Other than we don't like it if they abort their kids, of course. But it is, it is still interesting because, yeah, we have the medical science to have your kids in your 30s and 40s. But I think a very real fact that people have not been honestly informed about is just how much harder it is to have kids when you're in your 30s, especially if you haven't had kids before. This is the thing that's a true fact. If you have a kid when you're 22, that by itself makes it easier for you to get pregnant again when you're 32, your body becomes better at it. It's a real thing.
Tyler
Well, there was a, you know, that guy Zubi on X, or whatever his name is, Zubi. He put out this tweet like a couple years back, must maybe it was even like five years back. And he said, do you wish you would have had more kids or are you happy with the number you had? This thing went so viral, like so viral. I mean, it was, you know, it was like 12, 16 million engagements by the time and it was like this, the, and everybody chiming into the chat was, I wish I would have had more, or, or I had four or five. And it's just right. So the people that had like a lot, you know, of kids were happy. But then the vast majority, I got started too late and one person left this comment that I'll just never forget. And it was basically like, to your point, it was like, you know, when you get to a certain point in your life, you look back at your early 20s, mid-20s, and you realize you had this strong, healthy body that you just wasted on partying and getting drunk and not, I guess, to your point, maybe they're not so much, but like, that was the reflection of this person that was in their 40s that had like two kids, wishes they would have had more, but struggled to get pregnant. And they basically said, it's crazy. You had this strong, healthy, like, like, you know, fertile body and you just, you wasted all of these years doing these things that you, you don't even remember now or you don't even value looking back on. So I, I, I'm a big believer that if you have that nagging feeling in the back of your mind like, should I have more kids? Like, the answer is yes.
Cliff
Do you think abortion or, you know, access to protection, I mean, does that impact us at all? Is that how we get to that stat?
Russ
Yeah, for sure. I think like, especially teenage and college age, like call it, everyone that's been on a college campus knows that they're like, they're just like throwing condoms around. Like, that was like a big push for the last 20 years. So that's definitely had an impact. For sure. I think abortion, for sure.
Cliff
It's up 16% last year compared to 2020 abortion. Yeah. In the U.S. yeah, that became a
Blake
lot more common after Dobbs, unfortunately. The, you know, the left wing states really went and supercharged their availability.
Tyler
Yeah, well, and the, the tech companies were like, we're gonna help finance your trip to California to get you your abortion. Really Sick stuff. Faz has some good takes here. He says 40s is when the wannabe girl boss plays her final trump card and retires to motherhood. It's a tap out disguised as a win for liberal rules. The fact that it's. That it's hard adds to the victimhood. Sorry, Foz, if I shouldn't have attributed that to you, but it, but it's kind of true. Like, you know, like there is like a, I think a the boss babe journey. Like the arc of the boss babe, right, where they get to that later stage and they kind of like either have to settle or they finally find the guy that they're willing to have kids with. And then they. And then that's when they kind of come to grips with the fact there's no more time on the clock. I gotta go next. So I think that's what's driving it is a lot of this, like, you know, you know, the clock's ticking down. They got to take their final shot or no. Or. Or else. I think that's driving a lot of it. But there you're. To your point. A lot of them need a lot of fertility help. Yep. Lot of doctor help, a lot of nutrition, a lot of ivf.
Blake
It's very. It's dark. There's a darkly funny aspect of this, which is one of the biggest reasons people give for not having kids earlier is they need to be more financially established to do it. And then when you go through this fertility stuff in your late 30s or 40s, you can easily spend a six figure sum trying to get pregnant. If the cycles fail over and over, that stuff gets expensive.
Tyler
I totally agree. I was thinking about this. Oh yeah, this one. Play this clip. This is a good one from Rachel Wilson. I'm still trying to get her on the show. She's great, but she kind of gives a little bit of. It's kind of like it's talking around some of these issues that we're talking about. The how unhappy moms are, how unhappy women are in general and. Yeah, loaded at 29. Okay, great. Go ahead and play it.
Rachel Wilson
Women just overall reporting dissatisfaction, unhappiness, a feeling of being really torn, trying to have it all. Trying to have a career and be a career woman and also have a family and. And do all of that. Women don't know what to do with relationships because on the one hand, they want men who make more than they do. They want men who are higher achieving than they are. Yet this creates a paradox. Whereas women have become the number one, earners of college degrees. They have now got salaries that compete with men, and they've got more equality than ever before. They're finding that the men are not suitable to marry. They're finding that, you know, they just can't find a guy who's on their level or higher, which is what they really want.
Tyler
Which has, of course, been your experience as well. So. Just kidding. Like, just kidding. No, but. But this talks about the paradox, right? Because women are getting all these degrees, they're trying to do it all, and then they get to the point where they're 40, and they're like, okay, I. I think a lot of them settle, if I'm just being honest. Like, they settle for the guy they can get at 40 because they realize there's, you know, all of a sudden your math changes when you get to 40. Charlie used to talk about this all the time, especially as, like, you know, women, like, a lot of the good ones are gone by the time 30 rolls around. If you're a woman and you're trying to get a mate. Right. A good man, like, a lot of them tend to get married and. Or, like, you know, are no longer in the dating pool at that point. So I'm a big fan of starting early. I don't think you should rush. It's not what I'm saying. Don't. Don't pick the wrong guy. Make sure you've sussed them out. Make sure you go through premarital counseling. I'll do all the things. Things. But, man, I think if you're at 30 and you're just starting to think about it, I do believe that that's, like, the wrong strategy, the wrong approach. If, you know, in your life you want to get married and have kids, I think earlier is better.
Blake
Yeah.
Tyler
Right, Cliff?
Cliff
Yes, sir.
Tyler
Yes, sir.
Cliff
So hold on. Just real quick. The stat was. I know we jumped around. The stat was that people in their 40s are having more kids than teens.
Blake
Yes. For the first time ever.
Cliff
That's wild.
Tyler
Yeah, but.
Russ
I mean, but. And. And. And definitely. I. I bet. Well, I don't know. I don't know this, but there's probably fewer people now as a percentage that are having babies in their 40s. And that's how low the birth rate is for teens.
Jack
Well, more.
Blake
More. I think the number of births in 40s is going up over.
Tyler
No, it's gone up. 193 or something.
Blake
No, it's still not a very high total compared to 20s and 30s. That's why our birthday rate is low. But it is somewhat marginally propped up by a few of these people.
Tyler
I bet. I bet it's because the Mormons are having fewer kids as teenagers, too. Mormon birth rates.
Russ
No, it's Mormons. It's Catholics. It's. It's orthodox. Yeah. Religious, like, so hardcore Christians, Catholics, young Catholics, like, most of most of my friends, I would say, and people that are a little bit younger than me that are, like. Because I grew up basically just around exclusively Catholics and Mormons, most went one of two directions. One, they either immediately came out of high school and had a bunch of kids, or they waited until they're, like, right now, like, I know a bunch of people who are, like, in their late 30s, early 40s, who are just, like, barely starting their family. And now all of them. And by the way, now all of them are pretty conservative.
Tyler
Yeah. Well, millennials are getting more and more conservative. I think that we should, at some point, devote a show about the absolute psyop that millennials endured in this country. Because, like, it's crazy, the expectations we had in life. And, like, what we were told was good. Like, how many millennials were told, don't have kids.
Blake
You know, stuff even from people who are reasonably conservative, I think about. Sorry, mom and Dad, I know you listen to this show, so I'm gonna criticize you a little bit here, but one of my sisters, she's a dentist, and my dad was lobbying her hard to go spend more time in school and become an oral surgeon, which is go. Go to school another four years. You can make more money, do all these things. But it is four more years of school. And what my sister's opinion on this was, okay, but then I won't be done with school until I'm in my 30s. And she'd gotten married by this point, she's like, I want to have kids. And she has three kids now. And I'm not sure how enthusiastic she is about actually being a dentist, but.
Tyler
Well, by the way, that happens a lot with moms. Have their first kid, and they. A lot of them just don't come back to the workforce. I told Daisy when she had her. Her daughter, I was like, I'm not sure you're coming back, like. But she's like, adam, we've worked out. She's got a. I mean, a good, good situation here that. Where she can.
Blake
But it's a real thing. Parents, even conservative parents, they, like, they worry about their. Certainly their daughters being able to support themselves, being having independence. This is a real thing. But they do end up Encouraging them down a life path where they're a lot less likely to have as many kids as their mom did or as early as their mom did.
Tyler
And then you got the Hispanics that, like, are they living, like four families to an apartment building and they all have four kids? And it's, you know, if you. If your goal is to have kids, the point is, like, money. Yeah. It's a concern, but it shouldn't be your primary concern. I'm a big believer that when. When you have kids, like, God brings the provision. So I totally believe that if you're devoted to it and you're serious about being like a good parent and a providing parent, God will bring the provision. I believe that. All right, guys, it's been a great show. I've had a good time. And Cliff, do you want final words to Cliff Malone? We want you to feel like you can talk here. We're not going to just drag you through the mud with all of your extracurricular activities.
Cliff
Tyler, can we promote the coloring book
Blake
you did that foreword for? You did a forward for a coloring book?
Russ
No, it wasn't a coloring book. It was. So Cliff has a new book that's out.
Blake
Oh, he made a coloring book.
Cliff
Yes. It's great.
Tyler
We put your book on the.
Blake
Is it a romantic coloring book?
Russ
So I actually. Over at the. I'll bring you. Because Cliff was nice enough to send me a couple boxes of them, so got them out over on the.
Tyler
All right, what's the title?
Cliff
Run right, Run right, Run right Book dot com. Great forward by the wonderful Tyler Boyer. Tell a lot of stories. Pretty much it was just the curriculum from our candidate academies with Joshua Lycic's assistants, our favorite co author.
Blake
This isn't a coloring book. You lied to me. This is a normal book.
Tyler
Throw it up, throw it up, throw it up.
Cliff
A lot of fun stuff from 2024. And then talking through the basics of. I mean, most of it's. Honestly, people want to run for State House because that's kind of where we focus. But, you know, if you're an activist
Russ
or if you're somebody that wants to
Cliff
run, we say if you want to run, you want to win, you want to stay principal. That's the point of the book.
Tyler
Good. Yeah. And use a lot of the learnings from Turning Point Action. What you guys, of course, did in Citizen alliance in PA and else other
Russ
places, there's not a lot of books out there that actually give you insight into what to do and how to win. And again, most. I mean, look most Republican party apparatus scenarios in most states are pretty bad. Right. So you don't get any help whatsoever from those guys because if you're conservative they basically attack you, try to take you out. Most people don't help on the fundamentals when it comes to this and Cliff is one of the the very few PhDs that we have within the conservative movement.
Tyler
You got a PhD in running and in singing.
Cliff
Not running. Running for office.
Tyler
Running. Right.
Cliff
I gotta work on my push ups. I was glad you didn't turn to me and say hey, you getting in the challenge?
Tyler
Wait, so is Poso coming back for a sign off?
Blake
No, let's just do it. I think we're all right.
Tyler
All right. All right. We're good. All right guys, this was a fun thought crime. Thought crime Thursday until next Thursday. Keep committing more thought crime. Thought crime is death is death is death.
Blake
Obama.
Date: May 16, 2026
This episode of Thoughtcrime explores the interplay of culture, storytelling, and societal trends across politics, the arts, and family life. The roundtable—hosted by Jack Posobiec and featuring Blake, Russ, Tyler, Cliff, and regular commentary from others—dives into:
The tone is lively, tongue-in-cheek, and unfiltered, with ample pop culture references and frequent moments of self-awareness.
| Timestamp | Topic/Event | |:-------------:|:-----------------------------------------------------------| | 00:19–04:20 | Obama: The Musical—media, culture, left vs. right | | 04:47–17:10 | Musicals, Broadway, masculinity in arts, Trump’s favorites | | 24:47–36:50 | Romance novel stats, societal implications, panel banter | | 38:12–53:00 | Instagram, millennial mom burnout, social media’s impact | | 59:13–71:06 | Demographics, birthrates, late motherhood | | 65:23 | Rachel Wilson quote—women, relationships, career paradox | | 70:24 | Closing advice—families, faith, and fortunes |
This episode blends acerbic cultural critique, personal anecdotes, and policy discussion, revealing:
Frequent ribbing among hosts lightens weighty topics, but the underlying theme is that reclaiming culture, identity, and sanity requires both introspection and action—whether that’s consuming less social media, having more kids younger, or taking creative risks in art and politics.
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