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Alex Goldman (0:02)
Hey, psst. You didn't hear this from me, but Normal Gossip is back for its eighth season. Join new host Rachel Hampton as she shares the juiciest gossip from the real world. Each episode she's joined by a special guest, and you might even recognize a couple this season from the Radiotopia universe. Normal Gossip, named one of the best podcasts of 2024 by Time magazine and Vulture, is out now on all your favorite podcast platforms. New episodes starting April Nint and this September, Normal Gossip is going on tour. For more information, check out normalgossiplive.com this episode of Hyperfixed is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Do you ever find yourself playing the budgeting game? Well, with the name your price tool from Progressive, you can find options that fit your budget and potentially lower your bills. Try it@progressive.com Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates pricing coverage match limited by state law. Not available in all states. Hey, this is Alex. Really quick, before the show starts, I wanted to ask everyone to consider becoming a premium hyperfixed member. And I am asking, actually pretty selfishly, not because we need more money, though we do. We're all taking much lower salaries than we would in an established show because we believe in what we're doing. But the selfishness is because at this point, we have released three 14 bonus episodes. And I know a lot of people feel like bonus episodes are where podcasts just phone it in and to be sure, we're taking a lighter touch in terms of editing them. But if I'm being honest, some of my favorite episodes we've done so far are bonus episodes. And right now we have 2300 premium subscribers, give or take, which means only a small fraction of our audience is getting to hear them. So if you sign up, you will get a backlog of 14 episodes and as well as two a month going forward. And it'd mean a lot to us if you'd consider. Also, we're going to be working on some merch soon and it'll only be available to premium subscribers. And it is going to be good. I'm very excited. You can become a Premium member@hyperfixpod.com join and look, I know the world feels completely upside down right now and a lot of people are not feeling super financially secure, and I totally get that. So if you can't afford a premium membership, here's another way you can help. If you tell one of your friends to start listening to the show and you provide us with documentation, a screenshot of texts where you're bullying them, a Video of you physically wrenching their phone from their hands and downloading the podcast. I will record a cameo style phone video for you for free. I don't care if that means I have to do thousands of them. I just want this show to reach as many people as possible. So email your proof that you are bullying your friends to listen to Hyper Fixed to problems@hyperfixedpod.com along with whatever you'd like me to say in your cameo and I'll make a video for you. Okay, thanks so much. Here's the show. Hi, my name's Alex Goldman. This is Hyper Fixed on the show. Listeners write in with their problems, big and small, and I solve them, or at least I try to. And if I don't, I at least give a good reason why I can't. This week, the world's greatest episode. So, Kyle, welcome back. Yep, this is Kyle, and this is not his first rodeo. He was actually on an earlier episode of Hyperfixed, the episode about the reliability of measuring tape. And after we answered that question for him, quite successfully, I might add, Kyle wrote back to us saying there was actually this other bigger question he had and he wanted to see if we could help with it. Now that you have any problem, is your first thought like, oh, I've got this friend at the podcast that solves problems. I'm just going to call him.
