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Progressive Political Commentator
Foreign. MAGA cannibalism is completely underway and it is so delicious. Fasten your seat belt. Let's take a break from all of the egregious lawlessness and human rights violations at the behest of the president and all of his acolytes. And let's look at what's going on with Megyn Kelly and Mark Levin. Pop this up. So Megan has nicknamed Mark Levan, who went after Megan first. She's nicknamed him Micropenis Mark. But what prompted this is Mark tweeted to Megan, poor Megan Kelly, an emotionally unhinged, lewd and petulant wreck. She's completely revealed and destroyed herself. She's everything people say she is, but much worse. Never an intelligent, thoughtful or substantive comment. A utterly toxic. She retweets with comment comments and puts Micropenis Mark thinks he has the monopoly on lewd. He tweets about me obsessively in the crudest, nastiest terms possible. Literally more than some stalkers I've had arrested. He doesn't like it when women like me fight back because of his micro penis. I just have to say I rarely agree with Megyn Kelly. I rarely support her. I think calling Mark Levin Micropenis Mark is spot on. I think it's perfect and I support it. And Marjorie Taylor Greene is so jealous. She wanted to jump in on this and now she's chimed into the chat. Pop this up. She says, I wholeheartedly support Megyn Kelly telling the world that Mark Levin has a micro penis. It's the most deserved insult and I don't care if it's vulgar. And Trump's gigantic defense of Levin only enraged the base. More people are done. MAGA destroyed by Micropenis Mark. Marjorie, I have to say, I hardly ever agree with you. A plus, no notes. Angie and I have been making the case that MAGA men suffer from micropenises for quite some time, for about three years. So I'd like to say welcome. Welcome to the resistance of the micropen. There's room for you. We can build a big tent against little dick energy. And so Ted Cruz, of course, speaking of micro penises, he just has to jump in and here is a video of. And I don't know if it's Mark Levin or Mark Levin, so I'll switch back and forth because I don't follow MAGA influencers. Here's a video of Mark Levin and Lyon Ted Cruz on Fox News. Play.
Conservative Political Commentator
The clip on the Republican side, I think is terrifying. I've seen more antisemitism on the right in the last 18 months than at any time in my life. And it is growing. And there are a handful of loudmouths of self appointed influencers that are driving it. And I believe many of them are being paid. I think they're being paid by Qatar, I think they're being paid by foreign nations. And they are spreading, number one, hatred of Israel, number two, hatred of Jews writ large. Number three, they are embracing and apologizing the Islamist enemies of America. They're embracing Hamas, they're embracing Iran, and they're attacking Donald Trump for standing up and acting decisively to take out Iran's nuclear weapons facilities, for bombing Iran now to take out their ability to kill more Americans. And it's doing real damage to. And in my view, this threat is literally an existential threat. And the reason I say that is because antisemitism is the gateway to anti capitalism and anti Americanism.
Progressive Political Commentator
All right, so much to unpackage there. Number one, there is a distinct difference between criticism of a government, which all governments are worthy of criticism, especially if they're democracies. They should welcome criticism, they should welcome critique. There's a complete difference between criticizing Israel and then straight up anti Semitism. My problem with thinking that there's any veracity or integrity in anything Lion Ted has to say is he's never called out Elon Musk. He's not referring to these young Republican Nazi chats that are spreading like wildfire all over the place. And really, if he were a true champion against anti Semitism, he would be demanding that critiques of Israel be completely separate than bigoted language towards Jewish people. But instead he conflates the two, which makes Jews less safe worldwide. You cannot be a country that is above criticism, especially a country that has committed a genocide. And then you have all of these voices that cherry pick who can and who cannot be anti Semitic. Let's look at Donald Trump. There are great people on both sides. Elon Musk, back to back, sick heils. And then interestingly, he really shows us a window into his soul when he says anti Semitism is a gateway drug to anti capitalism. He's got it all wrong. Anti Semitism is a gateway drug to misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, racism, anti immigration bigotry. But Ted only cares about Israel and money because he doesn't believe in universal human rights. He's completely fine with any other form of bigotry, just not any bigotry towards the country of Israel. And then if you critique the country of Israel, then he's going to call you an anti Semite and say you're making Jews less safe worldwide. Which the people who are making Jews less safe worldwide are the people who demand the conflation of the two and demand that all Jewish people are the same, that are some sort of monolith. There are thousands upon thousands of Jewish people that do not support the Israeli government. But the Ted Cruz's of the world want to censor their speech. And it's so incredibly dangerous. Dangerous. Let's see what Ted has to say in regard to Elon Musk's Nazi salutes. Pop this up. He says, why are taxpayers subsidizing dishonest partisan liars? Elon Musk literally said my heart goes out to you. Has he made the gesture from his heart to the people? PBS knows they're lying and they are proud of doing so. They should be defunded. This is so dishonest. This is so intellectually visually dishonest. Let's just, let's just look at who Elon Musk follows on Twitter. Look at the people who he reposts. Look at the people he amplifies. They're Nazis, they're Holocaust deniers. These are the worst of the worst. For Ted Cruz to think that somehow Jewish people are safe in the arms of Elon Musk is stupid and dangerous. And again, if Ted Cruz is this champion against anti Semitism, he would be sounding the alarm bells about these Nazi chats. He would be demanding that the President of the United States completely cut ties with Elon Musk. He himself would cut ties with Elon Musk. But he doesn't because he just wants Israel to be able to have all of this power because he takes a shit ton of APAC money. And I think secondarily he's a rapture prepper. This guy is wants the Jews to be in their place in Israel so that the rapture can come and then Jesus will send them all to hell if they don't convert. That is not overwhelming support of Jewish people to have some sort of weird apocalyptic end of times fantasy surrounding them. And here's Ted Cruz. This is who he really is going after is Tucker Carlson. Now Tucker has been very critical of Israel, very. And he had, he makes a lot of really good points about Israel's control over the United States and over politicians in America. Tucker makes a good point that a lot of politicians claim to be America first when, when in fact they are constantly voting to ignore war crimes that Israel has committed. They're giving Benjamin Netanyahu a War criminal. Standing ovations. Tucker makes good points. But Tucker also is the guy who said that he was in bed one night and he was attacked by demons. He's also the guy that calls refers to gay people with the f slur, F a G, G O T. He's also the guy that he can say, claim that he cares so much about Palestinians and Palestinians, but is he stood up for the children of immigrants here in the United States. Families who pay taxes, contribute, they're not able to get anything back out of it and they're separated from their kids. No, because he doesn't believe in universal human rights. Let me remind you that maga, the people that are totally in Trump's tank understand that Tucker is a threat and they're preemptively trying to take him out. So here's Ted Cruz talking about Tucker,
Conservative Political Commentator
but in a college classroom, I'm a lot less certain. And it is being spread by loud voices, the most consequential of whom is Tucker Carlson. I believe Tucker Carlson is the single most dangerous demagogue in this country.
Progressive Political Commentator
Okay, stop it right there. Ted Cruz is the guy that said the same stuff about Donald Trump. And then when Donald Trump became the nominee, it's all God bless Donald Trump. Ted Cruz didn't give a shit that he was a demagogue. Didn't give a shit that he called his wife ugly. Could have given two shits about any of this stuff. But now Ted Cruz has his sight set on Tucker Carlson. Do any of you think for one second, let's fast forward to 2028. Tucker Carlson is the nominee that Ted Cruz isn't there going, God bless Tucker Carlson. These people believe in absolutely nothing. Their fight against anti Semitism is performative and self serving. Him wanting to take down Tucker Carlson is performative and self serving. Furthermore, he has no credibility whatsoever in any attack on any demagogue when he bends the knee to Donald Trump every single chance he can get. But let's look at the polling on Israel. Let's look at what's happened since the American public has opened up its eyes and said why? Why are the Democrats not opposing all of this money that we're sending to this war in Gaza? Why are we, why are the Democrats not opposing that? So as the American public is waking up that there's bipartisan support constantly for sending bombs to Israel, constantly for sending aid to Israel, but we're always told, no, we can't have nice things at home. The popularity of a that is run by a war criminal that commits a Genocide on oppressed people. Surprisingly, unsurprisingly, we see that Israel is polling at all time lows in the United States. Pop this up. NBC poll. 57% of Democrats have a negative view of Israel. 54% of Republicans view Israel positively. Only 17% of Democratic voters sympathize with Israel in the Israeli Palestinian conflict. So one could say that Tucker Carlson is an opportunist and he's seen this. One could say that Tucker Carlson genuinely feels like this is wrong. I tend to question anybody who doesn't prioritize universal human rights. I don't think Tucker Carlson does, and I don't think Ted Cruz does. Despite all of that, the MAGA cannibalism is utterly delicious. Absolutely delicious. But let's do a little check in with Trump. So here's what happened. Megyn Kelly calls Mark micropenis Mark, Mark calls Trump, and then Trump gets on Lysocial and then starts throwing feces because we're governed by toddlers. Pop this up. Chris Brunette tweets. Maga is completely 100% dead. Maga is now just a zombie skin suit worn by Mark Levin, Bill Ackman, Barry Weiss, Jared Kushner, captive dreamer, Ben Shapiro, Douglas Murray. And on and on he goes. So Trump goes and does a multi paragraph defense of Mark Levin, who got his feelings hurt because Megyn Kelly accurately calls him micropenis Mark because only a person with a micro penis would call and tattle to a person with full blown dementia about getting his feelings hurt. But let's check in. Has Mark Levin always been consistent? Let's do a little check in. Let's see what Mark had to say in 2016 regarding Trump. Oh, I see. He says, I would never vote for Trump. Ted Cruz said that. Marco Rubio said that these micropenis men believe in in absolutely nothing. And now here's Mark responding to Trump's defense of him. Mr. President, I am beyond humbled by your words and graciousness and writing such a beautiful note and sharing it on Truth Social. I am honored that you took the time to write it. Your courage, strength, and moral clarity are truly unparalleled. Okay, I can't even read the rest of it because it's so ridiculous. If Mark had a micro penis before Megyn Kelly took him out, it is now inverted inside his body. He just castrated himself on the Internet. How all of these Republican men are able to castrate themselves and emasculate themselves on the Internet year after year for this man is something that I will be fascinated about forever. The men who claim that they are big, tough guys are, in fact, micro penises. Megyn Kelly and Marge are so close to getting it. You guys, they are almost, almost there. All right, that's all we have. Like, subscribe, comment, and we'll be back later with more news.
Title: An All-Out MAGA Civil War Gets Very Dirty and Trump's Power is Slipping Fast
Podcast: IHIP News
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Date: March 16, 2026
In this episode, progressive commentators Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan break down the escalating infighting within the MAGA (Make America Great Again) movement, with a focus on recent public feuds among right-wing personalities. Using their trademark comedic and irreverent style, the hosts analyze the social media smackdowns between Megyn Kelly, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz, and others. The discussion expands to the broader implications for Trump’s influence, the shifting right-wing discourse on antisemitism and Israel, and the growing fractures threatening conservative unity.
Notable Quote:
“Welcome to the resistance of the micropen. There's room for you. We can build a big tent against little dick energy.” — Jennifer Welch ([01:58])
Notable Quote:
“I've seen more antisemitism on the right in the last 18 months than at any time in my life. ... Antisemitism is the gateway to anti capitalism and anti Americanism.” — Ted Cruz ([02:58])
Notable Quote:
“Antisemitism is a gateway drug to misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, racism, anti immigration bigotry. But Ted only cares about Israel and money because he doesn't believe in universal human rights.” — Jennifer Welch ([05:00])
Notable Quote:
“Ted Cruz is the guy that said the same stuff about Donald Trump. And then when Donald Trump became the nominee, it's all God bless Donald Trump.” — Jennifer Welch ([10:23])
Notable Quote:
“If Mark had a micro penis before Megyn Kelly took him out, it is now inverted inside his body. He just castrated himself on the Internet.” — Jennifer Welch ([14:00])
| Time | Speaker | Quote/Paraphrase | |--------|-----------------|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:58 | Jennifer Welch | “We can build a big tent against little dick energy.” | | 02:58 | Ted Cruz | “Antisemitism is the gateway to anti capitalism and anti Americanism.” | | 05:00 | Jennifer Welch | “Antisemitism is a gateway drug to misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, racism...” | | 06:10 | Jennifer Welch | “For Ted Cruz to think that somehow Jewish people are safe in the arms of Elon Musk is stupid and dangerous.” | | 10:03 | Ted Cruz | “Tucker Carlson is the single most dangerous demagogue in this country.” | | 10:23 | Jennifer Welch | “Ted Cruz is the guy that said the same stuff about Donald Trump. ...God bless Donald Trump.” | | 14:00 | Jennifer Welch | “He just castrated himself on the Internet.” |
The episode delivers a blunt, humorous roast of right-wing infighting and delivers a deeper critique of how performative outrage and shifting allegiances are undermining MAGA cohesion. Welch and Sullivan blend irreverence ("micropenis energy") with sharp political analysis, highlighting how these escalating clashes signal both the cultural toxicity and the unraveling of Trump’s formerly iron grip on the American right.
Listeners are left with the sense that, despite MAGA’s once-united front, the movement is now fractured by petty rivalries, hypocrisy, and a loss of purpose—making for “delicious” political theater for progressives.