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Host 1
Foreign.
Host 2
Immigrant that's worth billions of dollars showed up in the Oval Office wearing a T shirt that says the Doge Father and a hat that said Doge in black with a shiner and higher than a kite, tripping balls in the Oval to have his firing ceremony wherein he received a trophy from President Titty Baby Trump. Here's what he looked like, here's the black ey. Okay. And then in this next quote, he explains how he got this shiner. I was just horsing around with Little X and I said, go ahead, punch me in the face. And he did. So he blames his toddler, Little X for punching him in the face and said he encouraged the child to punch him in the face. And this man received the keys and, and the checkbook to the United States federal government with impunity. And they are seeking that everything he did be kept under seal.
Host 1
The most stark part of this, other than he showed up with the black eye, is the fact that he says he's alleging he's made all these cuts and they've gone to the Supreme Court to stop any transparency in this department. And I just think he is lying. I don't know if he fell out of bed. I don't, I just don't believe his 5 year old did that to face. I just don't.
Host 2
Anybody who has been around addiction knows that this man is a spiraling outof control drug addict. And the bruise could have come from many, many sources, maybe a baby mama, maybe Scott Bessant. Apparently everybody in the Trump administration hates him, which could you imagine that all the liberals hate you and then all of MAGA hates you. I mean, it's just like he is literally the most hated man, but here he is. The New York Times, we covered this week, did a huge expose on his drug use. And here is what Musk has to say to that. To be clear, I am not taking drugs. The New York Times was lying their ass off. I tried prescription ketamine a few years ago and said so on X. So this is not even news. It helps for getting out of dark mental holes, but haven't taken it since then. And one of the integral parts of addiction is something called denial and lying. And so we can see that he is in such infant stages of a potential recovery that he is still deadlocked, in denial. My husband has suffered from drug addiction as a recovering drug addict. And the lying and denying that the addiction exists, the lying and denying that the person is taking the amount of drugs that they're taking, is an Integral part of the disease called addiction. And clearly people in the MAGA movement or some of his baby mamas or the board of Tesla need to stage an intervention. And we need like a 12 month impatient situation for this man.
Host 1
What I think is just so unbelievable is he's running Tesla, he's putting people in the skies and he is saying, oh, I'm not on drugs. Okay. For Space X, I'm sure for Tesla you have to have drug tests. Elon Musk, show us the drug test. Show us drug tests that show that you are sober. Are you going to sue the New York Times for this? Because truth is a defense. So if he could, you know, roll out some drug tests. But the thing is he can't roll out negative drug tests because the addiction is so bad he pees in his pants. That's my thought.
Host 2
Here's the problem. We have somebody who paid close to $300 million to get inside the federal government, the same federal government that was investigating him for racism, for safety features on Teslas, for all sorts of things. This guy is a billionaire. States, taxpayers. This man does Nazi salutes. He promotes white supremacists and anti Semitism all over his horrible hate site X. But then here he is in the Oval when a reporter is trying to ask him about the New York Times article where they expose the drug addiction. Not keeping score here. But we've been covering that at I hip news we since the jump. But the New York Times caught up and they're about to ask him about this. And here he cannot take an ounce of ownership and watch how he deflects the question that mentioned that you had.
Elon Musk
To deal with all the slings and arrows during your time at Doge. There's this New York Times people, you know, some of the media organizations in this room were the slingers. Well, so there is a New York Times report today that accuses you of blurring between. Is the New York New York Times, Is that the same publication? That Garculus prize for false reporting on the Russia gate, Is it the same organization? I got to check my Pulitzer counter.
Host 2
It is.
Elon Musk
So I think that, I think the judge just ruled against New York Times for their lies about the Russiagate hoax and that they might have to give back that Pulitzer Prize. That New York Times. Let's move on.
Host 2
Okay, so you know, this is a political party that claimed to be of alpha males that cannot take personal responsibility for anything. And the fact of the matter is, is that Don Donald Trump is compromised by Russia. Always has been. The reporting in my Opinion hasn't gone far enough. Next up. Here he is in this same interview. Play the video. Here is a man who is completely tripping his balls off on drugs with his Doge hat, his shiner, his Doge father T shirt, receiving his participation trophy from a man that cannot blend his makeup. If Hollywood producers produced such a film and such a narrative, I would think that's too far off from the truth. The fact of the matter is Bono went on Joe Rogan and told Joe Rogan 300,000 people are probably dying from these USAID cuts. Food is going sour because Elon Musk had to go in and shut down these investigations. He's hell bent on getting everybody to use Starlink, getting every person in the world to drive a Tesla. Nobody likes this man. He is an untreated drug addict. And there should be massive investigations in what he did at Doge, why he did it at Doge. What information did big balls get off of all of these computers? Where is that information? Where are the Democrats? Why? Or is this just happening and it's just a little blurb in the news?
Host 1
Well, because I think to this point, the Democrats, very few, have shown any ability to combat this at face value. This man is in the Oval Office with a black eye, running around on a ketamine height, like, can't hold his head up straight. Trump slumped over, slurring his words like, this is a 911 fire. I mean, we are in a crisis because we don't have anybody that's going to intervene on either one of these people that cannot take accountability for anything.
Host 2
Okay? And here's a video of Elon Musk whining, which is what MAGA men do. They are the biggest whiner deflectors the world has ever seen. Not just this country, in the world. I've never seen a bigger group of whining titty babies. Here he is in an interview, and watch how he just cannot handle the truth.
Reporter
The interview didn't get off to a smooth start. I noticed that all of your businesses involve a lot of components, a lot of parts. Do the tariffs and the trade wars affect any of this?
Elon Musk
You know, tariffs always affect things a little bit.
Reporter
Wondering what your thought is on the ban on foreign students, the proposal. I mean, you were one of those kids, right?
Elon Musk
Yeah. I mean, I think we want to stick to, you know, the subject of the day, which is, like, spaceships as opposed to, you know, presidential policy.
Reporter
Oh, okay. I was told anything's good, but no.
Elon Musk
Well, no.
Host 2
No, I don't want to Talk about what a hypocrite I am. From a softball question from CBS just about student visas. I want to talk about blowing up in space. That's why I'm here with my shiner while I just sniffed a line Academy. Are you kidding me? I mean, this man goes into the federal government, cuts off food for the poorest people of the world. He's supported by all of these evangelical Christians like Moses, Mike, Jesus Johnson and that Paula White whack job who has an office above the oval who does a bunch of tongue talking. And all of these so called Jesus followers are just fine with this. You know why? Because he's rich. You know why? Because he's a con man just like their preachers.
Host 1
The lack of ability to talk about policy when he's been inside the federal government cutting policies and cutting funding. I would think he, if he knew anything, which we know he doesn't. But I cannot believe he would sit there and act like he gets to tell you what the questions are after he has ransacked the federal government.
Host 2
But isn't that the epicenter of maga? We get to do what we want to do. And the rules that apply to, to us do not apply to the general public. You may go through financial hardships, but don't worry, we're billionaires that get planes gifted to us and we're completely fine. Social Security, Ponzi scheme. I don't care how much money they took out of your check. Tough titties. Working class Americans, we get to call the shots. And because the Democratic respons has been so impotent, they keep doing this shit with impunity because we're not filling the vacuum. And one final clip here. Musk wants to have it both ways. And this is what MAGA wants. They always speak out of both sides of their mouth. Listen to this clip.
Elon Musk
And you know, it's not like I agree with everything the administration does. So it's like there's, I mean I agree with much of what the administration does, but, but we have differences of opinion. You know, there are things that I don't entirely agree with, but it's difficult for me to bring that up in an interview because then it creates a bone of contention. So then I'm a little stuck in a bind where I'm like, well, I don't want to speak up against the administration.
Host 2
Okay, a few things here. Number one, Donald Trump is suing 60 Minutes because they claim that Kamala Harris had a word salad edited answer. That's the most word salad thing I've ever heard in my entire life. And so I want to see all, all the clips of this CBS thing because these people. He wants to let Trump have his way. Where Trump is doing the bill, what I want him to call it, what they're calling it, where it's going to add $5 trillion to the deficit. Meanwhile, this lying liar drug addict goes into the federal government, claims he's going to cut $1 trillion, hasn't cut Jack shit. All he's done is sent big balls in on a fishing expedition to get all of the investigations into his companies, into him personally down and reward himself contracts. And all of this stuff just floats out there. And I haven't seen a Democratic response to it.
Host 1
A few.
Host 2
There are a few. But where is the unified pounding of a response of this blatant corruption?
Host 1
What strikes me about this is I see Colton that he says, I can't disagree with the administration publicly. And that's a huge problem because politics is about learning from each other and doing better. Because you look at all of the different perspectives. Elon Musk says the quiet part out loud. You have to agree with the dictator or you get in trouble. And this is a man that owns Donald Trump.
Host 2
You're. That's a really, really, really good point. And it really does reek of cult vibes, there's no question about it. And what he says is exactly the same permission structures that all of Trump's followers go with. Well, Trump said it right, and he's Jesus's imperfect vessel, so we can't disagree with it. And it's just we've got a, a toddler cult leader that I guess has Riz, who surrounds himself with all of these drug addicts and bot feeders that whine about being employed and they claim to be alpha males, and meanwhile they're doing all of this whining and complaining. This is a layup. This is a layup to start changing the narrative. So that's all we have for right now. Please click our link in bio. We have a book that just came out. It's called Life is a Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches, and we'll see you all later.
Podcast Summary: IHIP News – "Battered Elon Musk Spirals in Oval Trying to Bury Drug Scandal"
Release Date: June 2, 2025
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Episode Overview: In this intense episode of IHIP News, hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan delve into the tumultuous events surrounding Elon Musk's recent appearance in the Oval Office. Titled "Battered Elon Musk Spirals in Oval Trying to Bury Drug Scandal," the episode dissects Musk's controversial actions, alleged drug scandal, and his intricate relationship with political power.
The episode opens with a vivid description of Elon Musk’s unconventional and alarming presence in the Oval Office. Hosts vividly recount Musk’s attire and visible injuries, setting the stage for deeper analysis.
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The hosts transition into discussing the underlying issues that they believe point to Musk’s drug addiction and erratic behavior.
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A significant portion of the discussion revolves around Musk’s contentious interactions with the media, particularly his response to the New York Times' allegations.
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The podcast delves deep into Musk's purported influence over the federal government and allegations of corruption.
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The episode further explores the psychological and social dynamics surrounding Musk and his followers, drawing parallels to cult behavior.
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Wrapping up the episode, the hosts reiterate the urgency of addressing Musk’s actions and the broader implications for political and social stability.
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Summary: In this compelling episode of IHIP News, Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan present a scathing critique of Elon Musk, alleging severe issues ranging from drug addiction to manipulative political influence. Through vivid descriptions and pointed analysis, the hosts argue that Musk's behavior and actions pose significant threats to both his professional responsibilities and broader societal structures. By highlighting Musk’s contentious relationship with the media and his deep entanglements with political power, IHIP News calls for greater accountability and intervention to address what they perceive as a growing crisis within the highest echelons of power.