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B (0:48)
We have some major breaking news. Very important news for Ihip news. When the Trump regime started attacking the First Amendment, of course, that's sad in a big sense, but. But in a tiny sense, it made me most sad that I wouldn't be able to publicly shame and berate and browbeat the unfuckable, unlikable piece of shit senator from Texas, Ted Cruz. That was the part where I was like, I can't focus on the big part of it. I just want to narrow it down because I'm going to miss publicly shaming that. Well, you guys aren't going to believe this. Kanks has lost Ted. What? Ted is speaking out. Ted Cruz slams FCC chair Carr for threatening the media. What he said there is dangerous as hell. That's right out of Mafioso. It might feel good right now to threaten Kimmel, but when it's used to silence conservatives in America, we will right regret it, even have moments of clarity. Even unfuckable, unlikable pieces of like Ted Cruz are capable of moments of clarity. And as we fight these insufferable titty baby fascists. Welcome, Ted. Welcome to the resistance. And it gets worse. Okay, so he can't just. He cannot just say this and not be a prick. He can't just say this and not embarrass himself. He can't just say this and not make a huge ass of himself. So I'm gonna play this audio clip from this interview and at the end he does some acting in it. So you don't want to get out of this video. Just buckle up, buttercups. All right, Seth, play the audio.
C (2:48)
So the Federal Communication Commission is in charge of granting broadcast licenses. So abc, NBC, cbs, they have licenses from the fcc. It is true that under statute, they are required to be in the public interest. What he is saying is Jimmy Kimmel was lying. That's true. He was lying. And his lying to the American people is not in the public interest. And so he threatens explicitly, we're gonna cancel ABC's license. We're gonna take him off the air, so ABC cannot broadcast anymore. And I gotta say, he threatens it. He says, we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way.
