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Speaker 1
Foreign.
Speaker 2
Show with MAGA is just unbelievable, you guys. Laura Loomer, I'm just going to read to you what she posted, and I want to remind you she has the president's ear exclusively. Listen to this. This is arguably witchcraft. I want to know which one of President Trump's geniuses chose a woman who literally talks to trees and spiritual mediums and who doesn't have an active medical license to be the US Surgeon. I would call her a witch doctor, but she doesn't even have a valid active medical license. So I'm not going to call at Casey Means, MD Doctor. You have no idea how many texts I have received from doctors who are members of Mar A Lago and Bedminster who were like, WTF is this? This is honestly insane. I do not believe for one second that Donald Trump made this decision. I refuse to believe it. This is so revealing. Number one, that she thinks, like, witchcraft is real. Number two, that there are physicians that support Donald Trump when he sat in front of television cameras and had the great idea for American citizens to get bleach and clean out Covid and then shine a bright light. This is insanity. These people are insane. Take it.
Speaker 1
It's just, it's. I shouldn't be laughing because it's so dangerous. This is a woman that's had national security officials fired, but it is. I don't know what else to do with laugh because it's so absurd.
Speaker 2
She. What I think's interesting about this is she has faith in Trump to have some competency. She refuses to believe.
Speaker 1
Right.
Speaker 2
That he would pick this woman. Like, that's the most jarring thing about it. That MAGA believes in witchcra and all that crap. That's totally on brand for them. But that Laura Loomer is going down fighting, thinking that Trump is more competent than to pick this woman is really alarming. Okay, next up, of course, Trump has nominated his 23rd Fox News personality to be in his cabinet. I am pleased to announce that Judge Janine Pirro will be appointed interim United States Attorney for the District of Columbia. And he goes on and on about she's a crusader and she's all this crime fighter and she's excelled in all of these things. Let me just show you a clip of her journalism career. Here I am in front of the woods in Chapa looking for Hillary. You think I'm going to find her? You think she's everywhere around? Tune in tomorrow. This is why China and other countries are not taking anything seriously, Right? Because this is trickle down, batshit crazy. Is what this is. You've got a lunatic at the top who is friends with Laura Loomer, who planted the idea of eat the dogs, eat the cats, thinks he's somehow competent, is talking about witchcraft. You have Janine Pirro, who humiliates herself every night on Fox News to the dumbed down rubes that think she's some legal eagle, some massive scholar. And here she is in Chappaqua looking for Hillary Clinton. I mean, this is this what is going on in the United States of America right now? What is going on?
Speaker 1
You know, it's so moronic and idiotic. You would like a Saturday Night Live skit that had all of this going down. You would think it's a bridge too far, you'll never sell it. No one would believe this type of craziness. And here we are. And I think you're right. This is why China's not negotiating with us, because they know how stupid this administration is.
Speaker 2
This is why our allies are colluding behind our backs going, what on earth is going on here? But this is what happens. And we always have to come back to this thesis statement. Trump was a failed businessman, right? His entire image is all produced for television. He doesn't know come here from Sikkim. He doesn't know very simple, basic facts about the economy, about foreign policy. He's compromised. He's a convicted felon. He writes love letters to Kim Jong Un. I want to remind everybody that during the last campaign, his microphone wasn't working and he attempted to give the microphone a blowjob. And all of these MAGA Christians that are worried about witch doctors are all chips in on this guy. But speaking of MAGA Christians, this is really what they're all about. Put this up. Nancy Mace tweets, bye, bye, Gulf of Mexico. Actions have consequences. Cry harder. And then it is a map of the Gulf of Mexico with a pin on it that says the Gulf of America. Couple things I want to talk about here. Number one, actions have consequences. So y' all are doing this to punish people, right? Like this is a punishment and nobody cares. Like this, this victory that you think where we're all crying about it, could give two shits. Call it the Gulf of America. Call Trump the, you know, 5D chess player. None of that hurts my feelings. When Biden called you guys trash, which you are, and you had a stage seven meltdown. Trump calls every single liberal, nonstop, everyday radical left lunatics. Could give two shits that he calls me a lunatic. Could give two shits that he renames the Gulf of Mexico, the Gulf of America. Because he's some nationalist dipshit. That means nothing. It doesn't mean jack shit. What is happening. Happening here is we have a person that is violating the law, ignoring Supreme Court orders, and they do all this stupid to the 75 million trashy, stupid, dumb rubes and they think this shit's cool. And she says, cry harder, because that is their policy, right? Make the libs suffer. And they think that hurts us.
Speaker 1
Well, the thing is, is you look at his. His accomplishments since being president, renaming the Gulf of America or the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America is one of them, along with paper straws, and you have him tanking the American brand, the global economy, the stock market ever. The ports are empty. And she's running around taking a victory lap over the Gulf of America when.
Speaker 2
She'S not monitoring bathrooms. Right.
Speaker 1
When she doesn't have a flashlight in everybody's vagina.
Speaker 2
Our side hustle is running around monitoring bathrooms, harassing trans people and all gender. I mean, like, nobody cares. I used, you know what, I used to work out at Orange Theory all the time. And sometimes the women's restroom would be locked. I'd go in the men's. Nothing happened.
Speaker 1
Yeah, I've got. In the men's bathroom.
Speaker 2
Absolutely nothing happened. Okay? But to juxtapose all of that batshit crazy that I just showed you guys, from Laura Loomer to Nancy Mace to alleged, you know, boozer Jeanine Pirro, who's on, you know, an all nighter trying to find Hillary Clinton in Chappaqua in the woods, which that was weird as shit. There is a person who, I think she be the leader of the Senate. There is a person from the jump who has told the American public, looked in the camera, gone on podcasts, gone on interviews and said, what you're seeing is an authoritarian play. This is dangerous. It is illegal. And this man is Chris Murphy. And Chris Murphy got on the news, I don't know, a month or two ago and said, I regret voting for Marco Rubio. It was a mistake, and this man should be the leader of the Senate. Chuck Schumer needs to retire because this is the type of serious seriousness that the United States government used to have. This is why other countries took us seriously. Now they all laugh when Trump names renames Gulfs. It's a, it's a. It's a point of humor. But listen to Chris Murphy. To me, this is a really important speech that he gave to the face of Kristi Noem Play the clip with seriousness and respect.
Chris Murphy
But your department is out of control. You are spending like you don't have a budget. You're on the verge of running out of money for the fiscal year. You are illegally refusing to spend funds that have been authorized by this Congress and appropriated by this committee. You are ignoring the immigration laws of this nation, implementing a brand new immigration system that you have invented that has little relation to the statutes that you require that you are commanded to follow as spelled out in your oath of office. You are routinely violating the rights of immigrants who may not be citizens, but whether you like it or not, they have constitutional and statutory rights when they reside in the United States. Your agency acts as if laws don't matter, as if the election gave you some mandate to violate the Constitution. And the law is passed by this Congress. It did not give you that mandate. You act as if you were disagreement with the law, or even the public's disagreement with the law is relevant and gives you the ability to create your own law. It does not give you that ability. Let's start with your spending. You are on track to trigger the Anti Deficiency Act. That means you are going to spend more money than you have been allocated by Congress. This is a rare occurrence, and it is wildly illegal. Your agency will be broke by July, over two months before the end of the fiscal year. You may not think that Congress has provided enough money to ice, but the Constitution and the federal law does not allow you to spend more money than you have been given or to invent money. And this obsession with spending at the border, as the chairwoman mentioned, has left the country unprotected elsewhere. The security threats to the United States are higher, not lower, than when before Trump came to office to fund the border. You have illegally gutted spending for cybersecurity. As we speak, Russian and Chinese hackers are having a field day attacking our nation. You've withdrawn funds for disaster prevention. Storms are going to kill more people in this country because of your illegal withholding of these funds. Your myopia about the border, fueled by President Trump's prejudice against people who speak a different language, has shattered many of this country's most important defenses. I acknowledge that you don't believe that people should be able to apply for asylum, but you don't get to choose that. The White House doesn't get to choose that. The law requires you to process people who are showing up at the border and who claim asylum. Why? Because our asylum law is a bipartisan commitment, an effort to correct for our nation's unconscionable decision to deny entry to Jews to this country who are being hunted and killed by the Nazis. Our nation, Republicans and Democrats decided, wrote it into law, that we would not repeat that horror ever again. And thus we would allow for people who were fleeing terror and torture to come here, arrive at the border and make a case for asylum.
Speaker 2
Okay, this, I play this at the end of all of that other insanity because this is what American leadership is supposed to look like. This is what accountability is supposed to look like. This. He, he brilliantly laid out why we give people an asylum hearing. And you have Trump who's like, nobody ever celebrates World War II. I'm like, I think we've taken plenty of credit for victory in World War II, but they play these stupid, superficial games. He's giving that speech to the woman who dresses up in costumes at a rate I've never genuinely ever seen as a dentist. Now she's in her law enforcement era and she's always, this is not a serious person. And she is in charge of a very serious department. And she has left the United States of America vulnerable to cyber attacks from Russia and China. These people are chicken shit cowards who are way over their skis. And Chris Murphy should be elevated to the highest position a Democrat could possibly be in the Senate because from the jump he has consistently stood up against this authoritarian and illegal regime that is the Trump administration. He personally has taken ownership in his vote for Marco Rubio and said, it was a mistake, I shouldn't have done it. And he's moving forward, trying to hold their feet to the fire every chance he can get. Kristi Noem is a disgrace. For anybody to wrap up the Trump administration and say they're patriotic, it's bullshit. As he said, they feed into President Trump's narrative that he is prejudiced about brown skinned people that speak a different language. That's what this whole thing is about. She hates who Trump hates and she wants to cosplay being a big badass and she simply is not.
Speaker 1
I completely agree. I thought he was brilliant. And I will just say this. It is unbelievable to me that in the error of Doge, when everybody's talking about cutting federal spending, you have Cash Patel show up with no budget for the FBI, you have Christine. I'm going to run out of budget two months early because these people cannot manage their budgets, they cannot manage their offices. They can do nothing but show up and propagandize this administration.
Speaker 2
Okay, that's all we have for this episode. Subscribe Like Comment so that we can feed the algorithm to get us to 1 million subs and we will see you all later.
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IHIP News: "Desperate Trump’s Fox News Nomination Backfires, Laura Loomer Freaks Out!"
Release Date: May 9, 2025
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
In this episode of IHIP News, hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan delve into the tumultuous landscape of former President Donald Trump’s nominations and the ensuing backlash. The discussion primarily centers around Trump's controversial appointment of Laura Loomer as the US Surgeon, the nomination of Fox News personality Janine Pirro as interim United States Attorney for the District of Columbia, and the broader implications of these moves on American politics and global perceptions. With their signature blend of humor and critical analysis, Jennifer and Angie dissect the motives, qualifications, and potential consequences of these appointments, highlighting the deep-seated issues within the Trump administration and its MAGA supporters.
Critical Analysis of Qualifications and Beliefs
The episode opens with a scathing critique of Laura Loomer's nomination as US Surgeon. Angie highlights Loomer's unconventional beliefs and lack of medical credentials, questioning the rationale behind her selection.
Jennifer echoes these sentiments, stressing the potential dangers of appointing an unqualified individual to such a critical position.
The hosts express their disbelief that Trump would endorse someone with such questionable qualifications, emphasizing the risk this poses to national health and security.
Mockery of Qualifications and Potential Impact
Transitioning to the nomination of Janine Pirro, a well-known Fox News personality, as interim US Attorney, Jennifer and Angie question the suitability of media figures in significant legal roles.
Jennifer adds a layer of satire, suggesting that such appointments undermine the integrity of American institutions.
This segment underscores the potential erosion of international respect and the trivialization of serious legal processes.
Symbolic Gestures vs. Substantive Policies
The discussion shifts to the actions of MAGA Christians, specifically Nancy Mace’s renaming of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. Angie criticizes this move as emblematic of misplaced priorities.
Jennifer expands on this, highlighting the administration’s focus on trivial symbolic changes while neglecting pressing economic and environmental issues.
The hosts argue that such symbolic acts distract from substantive policy failures, contributing to both domestic mismanagement and international mockery.
Incompetence and Ideological Blindness
Jennifer and Angie offer a broad critique of Trump’s governance, emphasizing his lack of expertise and the detrimental influence of MAGA supporters.
They portray the administration as out of touch and reliant on a base that endorses irrational and harmful policies, leading to widespread incompetence.
The conversation highlights the dissonance between the administration’s symbolic gestures and their failure to address critical national issues effectively.
Bipartisan Accountability and Responsible Governance
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to Senator Chris Murphy’s powerful critique of the administration. Angie highlights Murphy’s speech, which condemns the illegal and authoritarian practices of the Trump administration.
The hosts play a clip of Murphy's speech, where he details the administration’s violations of laws, mishandling of budgets, and detrimental policies at the border.
Jennifer and Angie commend Murphy’s stance, portraying him as a beacon of responsible leadership and urging listeners to support such voices in the Senate.
This segment underscores the importance of bipartisan efforts to restore integrity and accountability in government.
Reiteration of Themes and Call to Action
In wrapping up the episode, Jennifer and Angie reiterate the absurdity and dangers of the Trump administration’s appointments and policies. They emphasize the need for informed and accountable leadership to counteract the chaos.
They conclude with a call to action, encouraging listeners to engage with the podcast through subscriptions and interactions to amplify their critical message.
Angie Sullivan [00:05]:
“Laura Loomer... all of these people are insane.”
Jennifer Welch [01:32]:
“It’s just...so dangerous. I shouldn’t be laughing because it's so dangerous.”
Angie Sullivan [03:59]:
“Trump was a failed businessman... writes love letters to Kim Jong Un...”
Jennifer Welch [06:16]:
“Trump's accomplishments... renaming the Gulf... tanking the American brand...”
Chris Murphy (Clip) [08:25]:
“You are illegally refusing to spend funds... violating the constitution...”
IHIP News delivers a compelling critique of the Trump administration’s recent nominations and policies, highlighting the intersection of incompetence, symbolic gestures, and the disturbing influence of MAGA supporters. Jennifer and Angie effectively use humor and sarcasm to underscore the severity of the administration's missteps, from appointing unqualified individuals to making trivial name changes that distract from substantive issues. By spotlighting Senator Chris Murphy’s bipartisan efforts to hold the administration accountable, the hosts advocate for responsible governance and the necessity of informed leadership to restore the United States' integrity both domestically and internationally.
This episode serves as a wake-up call to listeners, emphasizing the importance of scrutinizing political appointments and policies while encouraging active engagement in the political process to drive meaningful change.
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