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Host 1
All right, there's some very, very, very disturbing breaking news coming out of Washington D.C. and viewer discretion is advised. This is going to be one of the more alarming things you've seen this calendar year. Pop this up. Katie Miller, wife of Nazi Steven Miller, tweets, It's been a very exciting week in the Miller household. Hawthorne Hayes Miller was born on June 3rd at 9:04am Growing our crew to 4 kids, 5 and under. Babies are the absolute best. Our home is filled with so much love, laughter and joy. It's an incredible feeling to know that you can make an entire person from scratch. I truly recommend parenthood. It's a 10 out of 10 life experience so this is disturbing on a number of friends. Number one that the two most horrible people on the planet. I believe worse than Donald Trump and Melania, Katie and Stephen Miller, that they are breeding. That is disturbing enough. But she says that it is an incredible feeling to know that you can make an entire person from scratch. This is unnecessary cruelty. In this tweet that we all have to then think about she and Stephen Miller having sex. You know, and really, was it that easy for you? Katie To Stephen just. And if it was, ooh, just an entire person from scratch. And here's just something I'm gonna say. I'm a mother. You are a mother. It's a great. I love my kids. I love being a mother. It is not novel, unique, nor new, nor does it make us special or better than any other women on the planet. This is something that every single person you see around the planet is an adult of.
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Host 2
Right?
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Host 1
They are a result of this same thing. These MAGA women that act like they just discovered childbirth. Are they that. Do they lack creativity that much? And then just a couple other things. This statement here. Our home is filled with so much love, laughter, and joy. And so, I mean, I've seen Katie Miller, you know, clips from her podcast. I've seen Stephen Miller flirting with Jesse Waters on Fox. I. I never get, like, love, laughter, and joy. So, listen, I'm really sorry, but we have to unpack this. Angie here.
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Host 2
That was the thing that struck out to me because I am like, how is it possible that you have two people that breed on hate? They love hate. They love cruelty. They love demeaning people. They love locking up little kids and taking them away from their parents. Every word that comes out of Stephen Miller is full of hate and rage. So I just. I thought that was the most. The biggest lie of the whole thing. Like, I totally got the vibe that I'm the only one that's ever made a baby. Can you believe it's like, shut the fuck up. Everybody's made a baby. If they've been born, they've been a baby. Shut up. But the love, joy, that and laughter, I just. I find that was the biggest stretch for me.
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Host 1
It's a tell. It's a tell. It's like when you see somebody's like, Mercedes Schlapp, the wife of alleged sexual assaulter Matt Schlapp that goes around the CPAC conventions grabbing balls and penises. Mercedes Schlap Twitter profile is like Christ, and it has a Bible verse in it. It's a tell. If you have. If you're tweeting. Our home is filled with so much love, laughter, and joy. It's. It's a tell.
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Host 2
You don't.
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Host 1
That's not a. When people are saying that to me, it's a cover. When people. When couples, married couples or people in relationship are posting My baby so good to me, he makes me pancakes and scrambled eggs every morning. The person chimes in, I know, baby. That's right. You know. You know that something's going on. So this is performative happiness at best. And here's what I have to say, Katie, why stop here, right? Only four. Only four kids under the age of five. Keep going. Keep going, sis. Keep breeding. Since you've discovered this new novel thing, stay at it. And speaking of crazy maggot women, Nancy Mace, pop this up. Nancy Mays tweets the following. Some people expect me to be eating a pint of ice cream after my loss. I have other plans. And then she tweets a bowl of beans. And so that's pretty weird. Moving along, another maga woman at Jillian Michaels, pop this up. It seems to me that he is
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the only one standing between us and
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Host 1
the complete loss of free and fair elections.
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Host 2
It's so stunning. It's so stunning. Here's the thing. Jillian Michaels has a shit ton of money, okay? She's a white woman with a shit ton of money. She's also a lesbian and she has a black child. And I just think, you cannot be fucking serious right now. You are so privileged that you haven't noticed the racism coming out of this administration, the homophobia like Jillian Michaels. Obviously, something is not quite right. And you know what else I remember? I remember when she was on the Biggest Loser and she talked about how she was fat and she was bullied and she was picked on. Then I look at, like, Stephen Miller. By all accounts, he was bullied and picked on as Elon Musk. It's. I mean, I don't know for sure, but I would just have to think bullied and picked on a child. You go on and on and on. This is people that have been bullied and picked on and now they have a little bit of privilege and they want to make sure that they do it worse than anybody ever did it to them. That's just. It's just repulsive. Jillian Michaels repulses me.
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Host 1
Speaking of repulsive, Senator John Kennedy wants to see Graham Platner's sexting play the clip. Not normal behavior. And. And I want to know. I want to see those text messages. I want to see them, too.
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Host 2
Yeah.
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Host 1
And I want to see all of the Epstein files.
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Host 2
Yep.
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Host 1
And I also want to see all of Susan Collins emails and all of her stock exchange. And I also want to see a chart that is made from Susan Collins votes and how they all have led to endangering women and children. I also want to see the through line of Susan Collins vote for Donald Trump. Supreme Court justices that are usurping the Constitution and dismantling the Voting Rights act and are harming Harming black Americans at a click we haven't seen since the 60s. So why don't we do that chart too? Listen, Susan Collins needs to be defeated. She is a fascist collaborator at best. In my opinion, she is a fascist. But more than anything, Susan Collins is a pedophile collaborator and a pedophile cover upper. And so let's do it. Let's see Graham Platner sex. Because here's the thing. Boomers and Gen Xers, all of the millennials and all of the Gen Zs, they've all sexted and sent dick pics and titty picks. And so we can all sit here, clutch our pearls. But Graham Platner won. He won resoundingly. I supported Kamala, I supported Joe Biden, I supported Hillary Clinton. I always support the Democrats. Everybody needs to rally the troops because Susan Collins has a record that is far more egregious than sexting. Far more egregious. We're talking about blood on her hands with the overturning of Roe v. Wade. And the people of Maine are fighting fed up with everybody outside of Maine telling them who they can and cannot vote for. Susan policy. Susan Collins policies have failed them. The Republican Party has failed them. And they're willing to take a chance on somebody who says, these are my mistakes. I own them. Vote for me or not. And they voted. So shut the up and release the Epstein files. Senator Kennedy, I mean, give me a break with this.
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Host 2
I just get so tired of we're going to support Donald Trump, we're going to protect pedophiles, we're going to pardon rapists of children, we're going to do all this shit. But then we want to know about your sexting between adults. Like, I can't, like just of course to see him.
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Host 1
Of course he wants. But here's the. This is a guy that read the. The book that our. Our guest about a coming of age of queerness. He read on the Senate floor. This guy is sex obsessed, genitals obsessed. So of course he wants to see Graham Platners sexting because he wants to see how real men text. Because these Republican men don't have a clue. They're either one minute James Hellerico's gay and trans, the next minute like, oh, he sure does date a lot of women. Because these people have no riz. They have no game. They're chronic masturbators that sit around on pornhub all the time. I guarantee you that's what's going on here. And then moving along here is a ufc arena update. Pop this up. So there you have the white trash America Freedom 250, the UFC fight in the White House lawn. This is just like, it's an abomination.
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Host 2
Horrible.
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Host 1
And then here we have Turning Point Update. Pop this up. UFC dropped the outfits the Octagon girls will be wearing at the White House this weekend. So there we have the MAGA women. The, the ones that talk about submitting to your husband. Basically, their whole agenda is, you can slut it up for America or your husband, but that's it, girls. That's it. Slut it up for Jesus, America and your husband. But outside of that, keep your legs crossed and breathe like Katie Miller.
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Host 2
Quit saying that about Katie Miller breeding. It's so gross.
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Host 1
She keeps saying it.
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Host 2
I know. Here's the thing. $60 million from the forestry, the United States Forestry Service. We don't have park rangers, we don't have other safety measures at U.S. park. So we can have this at the White House, the white trash event of the universe for Donald Trump's birthday. It just, it makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
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Host 1
I mean, at this point, I'm just like, let's continue. Just, he's going to do this. The Republicans weren't going to stop him. Right? And hopefully progressive Democrats win progress. Progressive Democrats that are willing to look at Susan Collins in the face and say, you are a pedophile enabler, you are pro billionaire, you are anti American, you are pro war, you are anti economy, you are a pathological liar that has blood on your hands. You support child sex abuse and sexual abuse with your vote. Brett Kavanaugh, the fact that you even had to say, I think Donald Trump has learned his lesson and that you're not atoning for that. It's just she is an absolute abject failure. Everybody needs to go all chips in. Quit talking about Graham Platner and talk about the wicked witch from Maine. This woman is horrific. And she says whenever she hears something egregious, what's very concerning. What's very concerning is that she hasn't been checked yet. What's very concerning is that she votes for all of these dip men because she doesn't give a. She's insider training out the wazoo and she's making tens of millions of dollars. So we need to support the. The Democratic voices in Maine and their candidate and get this cunt out of the Senate. All right? And then here is the final point from the game last night at the Madison Square Garden. Play this flat for Jalen Brunson.
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Host 1
Brunson gets it, fires up a shot. No good. The tip, it's gone. It's good. It's gone. So the Trump curse is over. You know, he had to roll his fat ass in and take a taxpayer funded nap on the global stage. And of course, I mean, who could play basketball with the, with that vibe? I mean, I could. The whole time I'm watching the game when he was there, all I could think about was him because he's so grotesque and so disgusting. So anyway, and then that James Dolan, who owns the Knicks and who owns Madison Square Garden, I read an article. Madison Square Garden has not paid property taxes in over 40 years.
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Host 2
I'm not even remotely surprised by that. Not even remotely.
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Host 1
Here's the thing.
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Host 2
Trump did the Knicks on game three. What he does to every business he's ever done, utter disaster.
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All right, that's all we have. Like, subscribe, we'll be back later.