Host (2:48)

You truly, in your heart of hearts, truly believe that this is a human being? This.

Charlie Kirk (2:54)

Without a doubt. Without a doubt, yes.

Host (2:56)

This is a dolphin fetus.

Commentator (3:02)

All right. So as you can see, racism is ubiquitous at Turning Point usa. You can dress like an assassin and you can try to gaslight in a very dramatic way that your organization isn't racist, but videos. Live Forever. Videographic evidence of mental breakdowns. Live Forever. And Erica Kirk went on to talk about Melania Trump's another victim, her attacks.

Erica Kirk (3:31)

Play the clip if you can just. If you can just pause and just take a minute and ask yourself, how would you feel if even just one person made cruel jokes about the attempted murder of your loved one? That is what Jimmy Kimmel did to the first lady, for fuck's sake. He said that she had the glow of an expected widow. The glow of an expected widow just 48 hours before that nightmare almost became a reality. This culture we're living in absorbs disagreement as a form of personal betrayal. It turns having an opposing viewpoint.

Commentator (4:25)

How would you feel. How would you feel if the President of the United States said he wanted to wipe out an entire population? How would you feel if your husband said because he's famous, he can grab him by the pussy? What would Jesus do? What would Jesus do to the black pilot? How would you feel if your pre. If your husband, President of the United States, was an adjudicated rapist? How would you feel about that? How would you feel? Moving along here, Erica Kirk has had it with whiteface.

Erica Kirk (5:08)

Play the clip to a new headline. Lying About Me. I have comedians dressing up in whiteface. I have people saying I'm not fit to be CEO. And I have Candace Owens claiming I murdered my husband. And the list goes on and on and on.

Commentator (5:33)

And I get on camera and I show everybody how batshit crazy I am. And the evidence goes on and on and on and on. And I will not stop, because just Monday I said I was taking time off to be with my family. And now it's Thursday and I am hosting a podcast clip because in Turning Point, you can both take time off from work and work at the exact same time. And this hypocrisy can go on and on and on and on. And let's just review the white face that Drew did. Play the clip.

Charlie Kirk (6:34)

Do it.

Commentator (6:34)

Do a shimmy, P. Come on. Shimmy, shimmy. Those should drag it. Sometimes art imitates life. Erica also found a way to slip in immigration into her speech. Let's hear the grievance on this.

Erica Kirk (6:56)

They have big problems with illegal immigration in this country. I have to tell you, we have an even bigger problem when it comes to the systemic indoctrination and radicalization of our own citizens.

Commentator (7:11)

So this is the woman whose organization goes to universities and wants to radically indoctrinate people to be racist. The body of evidence surrounding this is massive. This is a woman in an organization that is overtly racist, that promotes gun violence. The crazy thing about Erica's husband's organization, Turning Point, is they promote gun violence and her husband died of gun violence. And in a bizarre turn of events, she dresses as an assassin when speaking about gun violence, but actually she never spoke about gun violence. It's all of these made up grievances. And another note is the other founder of Turning Point, you guys, the guy who funded it, this old guy, they spoke out against vaccines. That guy died of COVID So basically these people promoted ideals that killed the two founders of it. And now the remaining heiress, the person who wants women to stay at home, is both taking time off and working full time. And then our little cosplay assassin ends the episode in the creepiest way possible. Let's play the clip.

Erica Kirk (8:33)

I am choosing to fight for America, for my children, for your children, and for our humanity. We all need to do our part. And by the grace of God, we will succeed and America will remain what she was always called to be. A shining city on a hill, a light to the world. Let me give you a perfect example of how it's done. My husband did it best and left us the blueprint on how to have uncomfortable conversations with those who disagree.

Charlie Kirk (9:04)

Buckle up, Buckle up everybody.

Host (9:05)

Here we go.

Commentator (9:10)

Wow. So first and foremost, I just want to point out that the anti pronoun brigade just gave America is she her? Way to go. Erica on that number two. Kylie, if you'll pop up the Turning Point studio, the wide shot that they have there, I just want to point out just a few things that are not culty at all. There we go. So we have Charlie Kirk, which makes sense. I mean he, this is his show. And for the record, Charlie Kirk should be alive. And this woman, this widow, doesn't mention one time gun control. Her husband died shot by a kid from a MAGA family in a white cracker ass town. He died while he was promoting gun rights for everybody. And then next to Charlie on the right is a portrait of Donald Trump and all this other creepy ass. And I just cannot state enough. She came out of a break, a 24 hour break of spending time with her family dressed as an assassin. If you think I look ridiculous and I'm acting ridiculous, you are spot on. This is crazy. I am batshit crazy today. I woke up today and I chose crazy. I chose to drive to this podcast studio. I chose to dress like an assassin. I chose to put this hat on and act like an unhinged maniac and then wrap it all up in patriotism and some perverted love for the grabber Donald Trump, because I'm a Christian. And what would Jesus do? Jesus would want the guy that likes to grab and the adjudicated rapist and the guy who wants to make sure everybody has guns because my God, that's pretty Christ like, don't you think, Pops? Absolutely. Pumps. Do you have any comments that I surprised you this morning? Were you wondering why the screen was black all morning, Kylie?

Host (11:19)

My screen.

Commentator (11:23)

My stomach hurts. I have water running out of my pumps. You know that every day MAGA women can't be the only people that get to cosplay. Why can't we wake up and choose to be crazy too? Why can't we be crazy? Why does Alex Jones get to have the crazy ass camera angles? Why can't we at I hip news have crazy camera angles? Why? Why can't we? Why can't we act unhinged? I want to be unhinged for America. I want to be crazy for America. I want to wake up this morning for her. America's pronouns. She, her. All right, that's all we have. Make sure you like and subscribe. Make sure you pre order my book, which I would like to dedicate to one Erica Kirk. Not Today Fascist. And Erica, the person that I'm talking about Today fascist is you. You. You were the racist fascist about whom I am talking to. The work that your husband's company and that you were doing to America's youth to make them racist, narrow minded, hateful and batshit crazy is an absolute disgrace. And thank you for the outfit, Inspo. Thank you very much for that. It's been a lot of fun. Make sure you subscribe to our channel. Make sure you pre order my book, Not Today Fascist Punch. You're welcome. For your abdominal workout today. No, I'm serious. Not today. Not today, Erica. Not today, Tata. For now.