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Coverage is not available in all states or for all vehicles and coverage selections. All right. Joining me today on IHIP News is entertainment executive turned creator and host of the Lauren Paritra Show, a daily show that beats the Katie Miller Podcast across all metrics. Please welcome Lauren. Lauren, how are you? Good.
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So, so excited to be here.
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I'm really excited to have you. I love that you're beating Katie Miller. We are as well.
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Amazing.
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Just great.
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Doesn't take much, but you know, it's really a driving force behind all I do.
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Kylie, our producer found this is six months old and I had no idea that this existed. What I'm about to play for you. This is Katie Miller on some right wing podcast talking about me.
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Oh yeah, play the clip that we are destroying their way of life when you and I both know she's probably someone who employs illegal labor or an immigrant just to show off to her Upper east side friends that she does. So it is one of these things where it is just so hypocritical, her personal viewpoints based on how she interacts with the rest of society.
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Okay, first of all, I don't live on the Upper east side. And secondly, my labor, I don't have any illegal IM immigrants. But unlike you, Katie Miller, I accept all people. This is so insane. You know what she's mad at? I called Stephen a Nazi Jew.
Lauren Paritra
Where's the lie? I mean, this is like Katie Miller is like constantly in a state of crash out. And I love when she makes her little CNN appearances with like prom makeup, like face beats straight from the Mac counter. But this is a woman who married Steven Little bitch Miller on purpose. She like in a world of free will, no wonder she wants to take everyone else's away. Like that's that's what she chose. A man who was, like, gestated in a basement and eats mayonnaise. Like, it's just too much.
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Oh, my gosh. I mean, she is. I don't understand why there is, like, a script for these MAGA women. They. They marry these unfuckable men, they're miserable about it, and then they want to make everybody else miserable and start these podcasts. And then she's on Twitter saying shit like this. Pop this up. Politico tweets. Lawsuit seeks to stop the UFC fight on the White House south lawn for Trump's birthday. Katie Miller responds. This is tyranny by lawsuit.
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Well, it's like, they all follow the same script. It's always demonic tyranny, pandemonium. Like, they use these words, they throw them around, and it's like, hey, Katie Miller, UFC fight on the White House lawn on. On the. The mall is kind of crazy. And, like, especially because it's only really to benefit. Trump's an investor in the ufc, so be outraged about something that matters. Like, be outraged about health care. Be outraged that you chose to marry Stephen Miller and, like, he got cucked by Elon Musk. Like, we don't know what the baby's gonna come out looking like, but there's a lot of people betting a lot of money that it might be a musky little.
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I've heard that rumor on, actually, Elon Musk. Free speech website is where I read that.
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Oh, check that out.
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Yeah, the free speech website. Okay, so then let's talk about Erica Kirk. Okay, so she had a little, like, Women's Turning Point type thing, and she was ambushed, and somebody came up to the stage and said this. And I want to study her facial expressions during this entire thing. Okay, Kylie?
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And it's important to remember that happiness comes and goes.
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It is so fleeting, but the joy
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of the Lord withstands all.
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Watch your face.
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It's important to remember that happiness comes and goes.
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And I pray, pray that you find it. The women's. The Turning Point Women's Leadership Summit.
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So it's like, first of all, I think it's crazy because Erica Kirk is clearly, like, going through stylists. Like, why is she dressed like a mother of a bride? It's a lot. And then you could tell, like, she's short circuiting because she's trying to think about, like, what character do I want to be? But it almost feels scripted. My thing about this women's summit that really upsets me most is, you know, that they were selling tickets to Girls under the age of 13, they had like a special ticketing tier under 13. So they're like selling this like submit to a man who's statistically most likely to you message to all these young girls in the Bible Belt. That's like pretty PDF to me.
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That doesn't surprise me because they know research shows that in order to believe these things there's a window of indoctrination. And so they have to recruit these people very, very young. So when I grew up in the Bible Belt I didn't grow up religious. But the recruiting is so heavy and the younger you are and they use like emotional blackmail, I would call it abuse. They tell kids like if you don't believe this, Satan's gonna burn you forever. And then peel your skin off and it grows back. And it happens. It's like really abusive things that they emotionally blackmail these people into believing. And here's the thing about Erica Kirk, her, Katie Miller Usha, all of these women that want everybody to be a trad wife, yet they work full time.
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Yeah, they think we're dumb. And most of their followers probably are, which would be a nice way to move through life. We'd be a lot less stressed I'm sure, if we just didn't know. But like they're, they're hitting these young girls over the head with messaging around, submit to a man, pick up their underwear. I was watching clips from this weekend. Birth control is evil and they use the same like language repeatedly. So it's like they're, you're demonic. This is evil. And it's like it would be one thing if you were, you know, people who are in the audience had their prefrontal cortex is fully developed, but they don't, they're talking to like young girls in states that like likely want to find community amongst their peers and are like turning to these things that are really just telling them to submit and give up your career and don't work and don't aspire to be anything and just like you don't want a credit card. And it's the type of women that say like women shouldn't vote.
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Yeah. In this movement they, because I'm familiar with these types of women, the number one thing they teach their children from a very young age is to be a virgin. So they're talking about sex to these, you know, elementary school aged people. And I've said it once and I'll say it again, purity culture sets the psychological soil for rape culture because these teens don't understand when they once they become from children to teens and they actually have hormones and they're masturbating and they want a French kiss and might go to first or second base. They're told it's evil and horrible and awful. So nobody's ever taught them about consent. Nobody's taught them that this is normal. And so that's why you have this completely toxic movement that's so sex obsessed and like just completely yet dangerous. And they're just all degenerates. Like, Erica Kirk is a total degenerate. Like she is grifting off of people in the most insidious way, which is using their faith to curry favor with them. And then they feel like, oh, I'm going to be so close with J.C. if I, you know, buy this ticket for Erica Kirk.
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It's so much Jesus talk too. And this whole event is also being bankrolled by like Netanyahu, like one of their main funders and like sponsors. On the top of the ticket is Birthright Israel.
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Really?
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Yes. And like when you look at their other events, I went to Kirkchella, which is like their turning point, I call it that their AM Fest thing at the end of last year and that was bankrolled by the nra. So it's like, read the room, you guys. Your founder was off by what, a gun? And now you're like taking that money and then crying in public when like one shows up at an event. You're at, like, be so real.
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Well, you know, this group, the Evangelical Christians are the most co opted group on the planet. They, the nra, like you said, completely can pick them up, mail them, maga, and also Vladimir Putin.
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Yeah.
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And then this is the first. I mean, it doesn't surprise me. Netanyahu knows that Evangelical Christians have apocalyptic dreams for Jews and it is the Israel, you know, the Jews need to be in Israel in order for the Rapture to come. And then their plan for Jewish people is then to send them to hell if they don't immediately convert. And Netanyahu, Putin, the NRA and Trump, they all know how easy it is to manipulate these people. But so does Erica Kirk. And so did Charlie Kirk.
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Yeah, I mean, Erica Kirk, spineless. And from the moment her husband was off, she's been on this whirlwind, blissful media tour. We're coming up on the trial date. It starts July 6th and there's gonna be cameras in the courtroom. So I'm gearing up for like the show of a lifetime because we've seen this Vegas residency style tour where she's like on every. Talking to every microphone that she can find and selling everyone something. Whether it's like submit to a man and like pick up his dirty undies and like do whatever he wants or like it's a book or who knows what's next.
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So it's going to be televised. The trial?
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Yes.
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Let's just discuss. I want to look at Erica's face, then I want to talk about the. Look at Erica's face during this. Kylie, will you. Will you put that up? So look at her. She's about to die laughing. And then she realizes, oh, I have to act. Drew Ski really nailed her. But let's talk about.
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You really nailed her.
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Let's talk about this. So her maga. If you send your kids to. If you live in a city, a blue city, your kid's going to be a trans, blue haired terrorist, left wing, you know, antifa, extremist. And much to my surprise, the shooter of Charlie Kirk white lived around all white people. MAGA parents, Utah. Utah Mormon maga. Although MAGA has just declared a war on Mormons, which o te loving it. It's delicious. Yeah, it's great. I'm living for it. But by their logic, this shooter should have been completely a perfect Christian as. As Erica Kirk would say, white mailman. And then a white mailman, not the United States Postal Service, but the kills her husband. And did you know the other creator of Turning Point, he died of COVID What?
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No.
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Yeah.
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Who's that?
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Okay, so Charlie Kirk had this 70 something year old guy that funded him and he. That, you know, they were all about the pickleball guy. Different guy.
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Okay. He's like mysterious deaths all around.
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I know. So he's like, we have to have guns and nobody should take a vaccine. So the two things that they advocated for killed them.
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Funny.
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Yeah. If the 70 year old would have had the vaccine, he probably would have lived. And Charlie Kirk, you know, get shot by a white MAGA kid while he is being a racist on a Utah campus.
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Crazy how that works out. And I loved how like they instantly jumped to like the bullets were trans, the gun was trans, like they were just like spewing anything. And then, you know, I try to not subscribe to the conspiracy theorist stuff because it's not really productive. And it gets a little too MAGA either. But those text messages, the exchange between Tyler Robinson allegedly and his like roommate, trans lover. I just feel like those are like two small town cops, like writing something and they're like, let's write it how the kids would talk and then like, pop it into chat.
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GBT here's the thing. I don't think it's conspiratorial to think that Cash Patel is a liar.
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Oh, yeah.
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And I don't think it's conspiratorial to think that Stephen Miller, the aforementioned Nazi, which I will continue to call him,
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that's what he is.
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That Stephen Miller, Donald Trump, Cash Patel, and all of the other sycophants were like, it has to be a trans. We have to make it. This, this is our Reichtag fire moment. You know, like, they wanted it to be something like, in Nazi Germany, where they were able to then erode civil liberties. And I just, I don't buy any of it. I don't buy the bullets. I don't buy any of it. And I just don't think these people have garnered our trust. No, I don't think. I think they would do anything on the planet to cook the books. I think the fix is in. And they have to, they have to fake their support because they, their leader is basically a really bad drag queen. And these are the people that drone on and on and on about gay people and drag and all this shit.
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And it's just like, they're obsessed.
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Yeah. They're upset.
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To them, like, for real. It's, it's, it's nutty. And I'm really curious what's going to come out in this trial, because Erica Kirk demanded the cameras and the defense was actually like, you've been on a willful media tour. And she was quiet for a couple of days because it's like, maybe she's finally, like, kind of adhering to, like the not gag order, but gag suggestion of just like, shut up and chill for a couple minutes. But no, because she's popping up, doing these things left and right. So it's really sauce. I'm curious what's going to happen next and, like, what she's going to be like in a court room environment.
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Why do you think she demanded the cameras?
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Because she wants the show. Everything's a show. She wants to sell something. But also, I don't think it's going to work out favorably for her unless it's all, you know, rigged in the back end. Because if you're going to take advantage of anyone, it's going to be like a small town in Utah, rinky dink, whatever. So it's, it's going to be fascinating. And she also invoked her right to her victim's advocate right to a speedy Trial, which is something that doesn't exist for victims except in Utah. So all my like attorney friends are like, that's not a thing. Because it's usually reserved for the defendant because they have a right to a speedy trial. But she invoked it, she wanted, she was like, let's get the show on the road. Which is crazy to me because if somebody ever harmed somebody I loved, the last thing I would want is like a rush trial. Like, she's like, let's pack it up, let's get this moving. So it just doesn't make any sense. It just like defies everything we know about being a person and how people think and grieve. And it, something's up.
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I mean, and don't you think it's fascinating that nobody in the MAGA movement has said one thing about gun control? Well, it's such a preventable death. It's so preventable. I hated seeing him shot. I did not. Like, no, I think he was racist. I think he preyed on young, open minded people, had been spiritually abused by their parents in their churches. But that being said, I, I hate violence. I abhor guns. I think he should be alive.
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Yeah, I mean, like, for somebody I fundamentally disagreed with, like, seeing that, did not want to see that. That was graphic, dude. Nobody deserves to die like that. And in such a graphic public way. Horrible. And at the same time, what are we going to do about it? Like, and also, like, let's address the elephant in the room. It's mostly men. We have a male gun violence problem. They use it on their partners, they use it in intimate settings, they use it in schools. Like, maybe men should start in prison and have to kind of earn their way out with like references or something because like the, the data overwhelmingly shows that like, we've lost our privilege as a country. We gotta clean it up. I don't, I don't like reacting in a certain way when I hear a loud boom, right? And like, if you friends come down from Canada ever, they're like on edge constantly because they're like, y' all just are toting guns everywhere.
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If you were like some mother in France and your kid was like, I want to go study in the United States, wouldn't you be like, no, you're not going.
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No, absolutely not.
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You're absolutely not going to.
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You're saying far away from this Erica
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Kirk, not going to Turning Point. What do you make of the fact that both the killer, alleged killer of Charlie Kirk and the alleged assassin of Donald Trump, Thomas Crooks, that there's really no stories about them. You know, like anytime anybody has been shot or there's been some dramatic crime like this, the media are all interviewing the neighbor, the person that served him coffee, the person that used to see him walk across the street. They would just dig up anything about them. And I've been, I was waiting like, oh, I can't wait to watch all the expose on this Mormon killer. This MAGA Mormon killer.
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That's the juice.
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They're not. They're non existent.
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It's very bizarre. I mean, right, because usually there's like a long extensive manifesto and like a paper trail and signs and there was none of that. So it's. It's giving something else something bigger. And even what's his face came out and said the former FBI guy said that he didn't. He was willing to testify in defense of Tyler Robinson because he didn't believe he acted alone and that there was likely foreign interference or foreign adversaries involved potentially. But he didn't have the opportunity to investigate that. And then we have Crash Patel, like drunk at the wheel, like saying he's going to handle it.
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Did you hear when they landed with cash, he was demanding an FBI jacket and they couldn't find one. And so they finally, because he's so little, they had to go grab it off of a woman FBI agent to get. Because he wanted a rage. Kylie, will you please Google. Kylie will find out for us. And whatever it is, I'm sure we have to reduce. Okay, I want to move along with these women at the MAGA Turning Point show. Here's Savannah Faith Stone. Let's play the clip as we have
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completely reversed God's design. Instead what society should look like is this. God is above everything. The man listens directly to God. The woman listens to her husband because he follows God. And the woman is stomping on the head of the serpent.
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What is this?
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I mean like, why is she in like a white lace dress? What a choice. It's like, it's like her wedding rehearsal dress, but like make it clubby kind of. I don't know. They're so fixated on trans people. They're so fixated on the gays. It's like I don't think about as a hetero woman, I don't think about women having sex all day. I definitely don't think about young girls having sex and like private parts. So it's like it seems like they have a fixation and they want to control everything and that they have a lot of Suppressed everything. Yeah, but it's. It's really dangerous that they're out here preaching to the choir in the Bible Belt, telling these young kids how to live. Like, if it was just a freak show meet up of, like, adult women consenting, sure, go to town, like, have your little cult. But, like, I just find it really upsetting that children are involved.
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It's really creepy because they are. They prey on children, both intellectually, emotionally. And now we know from the Epstein files.
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Yeah.
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MAGA fully supports sexual predation on children. But I want to ask you about these women that go to this. I. I tend to think that a lot of MAGA men, like when you. When Grindr's crashing at Charlie Kirk's funeral in the Republican National Mission, but I also believe that there could be some secret scissoring going on at these.
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Oh, yeah.
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I mean, I just like Erica Kirk. I. I get.
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What.
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What are the lesbians thinking? Yeah. Could y' all see
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my producer at least? Bisexual.
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Yeah. How tall is Cash?
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Oh, not a shot in hell.
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Okay, but. So there was this woman in Florida, and her name is Bridget, and she was the Moms of Liberty president. And she and her husband like to have a menage atois with another member of the Moms of Liberty. And the husband, of course, you know, would watch them scissor and all this stuff. Although Kylie says scissoring is not a real thing. It's just fun for me to say.
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It is fun to say any.
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Anyway, then the husband, of course, got. Because they don't understand consent. Then he sexually assaulted the third member of the Menagea 12. Meanwhile, these people are full blown Trumpers, full blown MAGA thumpers. Big supporters of Governor kitten heels, which is what I call DeSantis because he wears the.
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Oh, my God, you remember the white boots moment?
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Yes, Governor Kitten Hills.
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What a gay. Great gay Halloween costume that would be. Or like a pride costume.
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But I just think at these. At these events, I think that there's probably. I think that there's just so much suppressed sexuality. And I'm not saying they're gay or what have you. I agree that when somebody is so consumed with sex all the time, whether it be gay sex, trans sex, lesbian sex, scissoring, what have you. I think when you constantly are talking about the sex lives of other people, there's something going deeply going on. And if you think about it, as I mentioned, these kids I grew up with in the Bible Belt, like seven years old, I'm gonna be a virgin until I'm married.
Lauren Paritra
Like what the actual, like, God doesn't care. Like, literally, I don't think God cares. Like, they translated this Bible from like, what language? You know, and they're interpreting it in such a way it's. It's a stretch. And also, like, who cares? Like, I don't. I grew up Roman Catholic.
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Yeah.
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Because from this area and they're like, if you're Italian, you do this and like, just in case you have to get married in a church or something. So like, okay, but I remember just like always arguing with them. I was like, why does it matter? Why does this. What does this have to do with anything? Because, like, I don't really want, like, God in the room with me when I'm like, doing my thing with like, my boyfriend. So it just feels like they've got a lot to hide and a lot of fixations. And also this is a group that is like anti consent and like, they don't believe in, like, you can rape your partner when you're in a marriage. Like, it's just like very violent and dark.
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It's weird. And speaking of like dark shit, you remember when Congressman Boebert was in the theater watching Beetlejuice and she was sucking a little vape, given a hand job.
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Yes.
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Right. So she's a big family values maga thumper. And now she has responded to Thomas Massey. Let's play the clip.
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You.
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First of all, if you're gonna bring
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me into this, like, the sexist stuff is like out of control. So there's your clickbait that you are
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looking for a lot of people. I don't want to talk about anybody's
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exes and their crazy that they do.
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So she says, you know, you. She responds to a fair allegations with Thomas Massie and question was asked by a Fox News reporter. I'm so proud of them.
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Yeah, let's get it. I know they hate Massey, so they're like, doing it. But like, Lauren Boebert, you're so close, like, sexism Israel. It's like, unpack that a little bit further. Let's go a little bit further with it. Because, like, she's clearly like a freaky gal if she's getting off to Beetlejuice in a public theater.
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That's a king exhibitionist. Yeah.
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And then like, also, I love that the like reports of that was she was like puffing her vape and like.
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Yeah.
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Wasted and like, was it her boyfriend? Whoever? It's like, you actually ride for these things now. Like, stop being such an about it.
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Like, okay. And then we have Marjorie Taylor Greene receiving stem cell treatments in Mexico. Play the clip.
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Well, I'm getting stem cell treatments.
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Not bad. She's pretty good.
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So we're down in Mexico getting a
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stem cell iv, which is absolutely incredible and healthy.
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And this is something that you can't
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get in the United States, unfortunately, because
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our FDA and our government won't let
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us, but they should. So I highly recommend this, and I'm very excited for the great health benefits. I love that she is now a woman of the people, highly recommending that the people in her rural district in Georgia fly to Mexico and buy stem cell stuff. Because the only reason that that bitch Haven has any money knocked me over with a feather. She was a lot smarter than I gave her credit. She figured out how to insider trade. She's worth, like, $20 million now.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah. Is Kylie. We look that up the. I think it's 20 million.
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She should be on a plane to Turkey, get that little nip and tuck. If I was her.
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Or. Or Korea.
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Yeah, anywhere.
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Yeah.
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Well, it's like, okay, so you do believe in science, you do believe in healthcare, but I. If I was a Mexican doctor, nurse, whatever, injecting her, I would have had a little bit of fun, probably. Like, who knows if it was really stem cell.
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Yeah, exactly. Because she's such a bigot. I mean, we have to remember that. Okay. And then lastly, we have an excerpt from J.D. vance's new book about his fourth kid. Pop this up. So he says, for years, I had asked USA to have another baby. And for years she had told me she was done. Especially now that public service had elevated us into the national spotlight.
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We.
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But something changed for Usha. And not long after we buried my friend, she became pregnant with our fourth child, a boy. So is he saying that, like, they got horny after Charlie Kirk's death?
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It reads in such a way. And she, like, helped him write this book. Allegedly. Or the ghostwriter, whoever did it. Yeah, but, like, ew, I don't know. Oh, that got you off, J.D. vance. And I. I still don't buy that she did not have a little egg and storage and just pop it in.
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Yeah.
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Because I just can't see. I don't want to picture those two, like, going vertical, but, like, I just also can't see it.
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I can. I can't either. I.
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She always looks like a hostage victim whenever she speaks in the. In the podcast. She has the book reading podcast where she's, like, this lawyer from Yale, but, like, sounds out children's Books better than Melania, at least.
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But, you know Melania's missing.
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Yes.
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She's not been seen in public in three weeks ever since her friend called her a hooker.
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She's gonna come back, and it's, like, gonna be somebody with, like, a different jawliner, ears, or teeth. Like, it's gonna not be her. Oh, you know.
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You know, her friend called her a hooker.
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Yeah, I saw that.
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Yeah.
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I wish I buy it. Like, obviously, she wasn't here. Lady Einstein on, like, an Einstein visa. We know that much to be true. My. One of my friends who's a former sex worker, subscribes to the. The dominatrix. And then she's like, if you just watch the way she walks, if you watch the way she kind of, like, moves through things, like, that is her strength and skill, which I think is an interesting take that I would probably subscribe to. But also, like, you have.
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You know what? Let's go down that rabbit hole. Okay. Think about the Meet the Press that we just had where Kristen Welker is, like, challenging Trump, and he got excited. Like, his face turned be. He looked alive. I mean, all we've seen for last months on end is this man, like, the stroke victim, gawing logs. So bored. He was so excited that Kristen Welker challenged him and got excited. He threw his microphone on the floor. He stood up, stepped on it, and stormed off. He looked alive for the first time. I can totally see this. And then in the Melania documentary, I haven't seen it, but I did see this clip where when she's, like, good night, honey, and he goes to his room and she goes to her room, I'm like, oh. She wants everyone to know that she doesn't him. Like, that's important for her.
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Yeah. Gavin brought it up in his book that they have, like, two different beds on Air Force One, too. They, like, do not sleep. And I think she's on an entirely different floor.
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She wants everyone to know she's not.
Lauren Paritra
She wants to make that really clear. But I also think, like, you know, she's. She's loving the role, but it's going to be interesting if she does come out, and people are probably going to keep a close eye on her. And, like, has she been replaced?
Co-host or Interviewer
Just, like, another week she's missing. So you're saying plastic surgery?
Lauren Paritra
I think. No. I think that, like, she might be offed. And, like, I know that could be a theory. Like, she's off, and then they, like, just replace her. Because you. Have you heard those, like, bizarre rumors? I Don't subscribe to these, but they're fun. The Avril Lavigne that, like. Avril Lavigne died, and then they replaced her with somebody else, and they're all. Have you guys heard those? Yeah. Really good.
Co-host or Interviewer
Yeah.
Lauren Paritra
Yeah.
Co-host or Interviewer
My illegal.
Lauren Paritra
I think. I think that they. She might be. You know, maybe she took a tomball off a tall hill or something, and now they're gonna pop up another Eastern European woman. Because probably can't be that hard to manufacture a Melania, you know?
Co-host or Interviewer
Right. Yeah, I mean, I could see it. But I also think she's humiliated because of that Amanda Ungaro accusation. Because, remember, she did the offensive press conference immediately where she played offense, and everybody's like, what the. Is this doing what? Why is she talking about. It was kind of out of the clear blue sky. Well, because Amanda was over there tweeting, and nobody really followed her, and she's like, look, I had to go to ice and did. I mean. And Melania. What a shitty friend she was. I mean, and stupid. Because now, like. Because it's just not that hard of a thought pattern to get to the fact that Melania, of course, she was introduced by Jeffrey Epstein. How did she get over here? I'm not buying that she speaks seven
Lauren Paritra
languages because we've never heard through a sentence in English.
Co-host or Interviewer
Right, Right.
Lauren Paritra
Remember when she tried to read the Christmas book and the kids were like, is she okay? That was crazy. That was crazy material. But, yeah, when anytime she gets onto a. Into a microphone willingly, it's like, something's up. And I didn't think it was a secret. I thought it was, like, public knowledge that, like, obviously she came here with Epstein. Like, I knew that there was ties to Apollo. And so.
Co-host or Interviewer
So here's the deal. This is my understanding. Yeah. So Amanda and Paulo are in a relationship.
Lauren Paritra
Okay.
Co-host or Interviewer
Paolo is the COVID So Donald Trump, Melania are like. You say that you introduced us so that Melania has cover from being a hooker. So Paulo's like, okay, so Paolo and Amanda have this baby together, and Amanda's in on it. And, like, they weren't just, like, friends. Like, they're at the inauguration, they're at the White House.
Lauren Paritra
They're.
Co-host or Interviewer
Yeah. They're flying on, you know, Trump force. Whatever, whatever. They're all the stuff. And so then Paolo and Amanda are breaking up, and there's a custody battle, and this guy is such a dick. He calls probably Stephen Miller. This is just my assuming or Trump. They're like, deport Amanda so that I can keep my kid. And the Trumps throw Amanda in ICE custody for, like, three months. She's in there, the father of her child, and the Trumps, the family values people. And then she's like, hell hath no fury, Melania. I'm telling all. So she's kind of like, tweeting this from Brazil. So she finally ends up back in her home country of Brazil, and that's when Melania, being a narcissist as she is, thinks everybody is in on this. You know, this one girl that's tweeting, which tells you. I just think every denial with MAGA is an admission.
Lauren Paritra
Yeah. I mean, I thought it was. Like I said, I thought it was public knowledge that Melania was, like, clearly an escort because this Einstein visa. Yeah, right. And then obviously, like, I mean, we saw also Caroline Levitt, like, had her, the mother of her godson, deported.
Co-host or Interviewer
Yes.
Lauren Paritra
And it's like, they're not just getting deported. They're getting sent to violent internment camps where we know God, what the. Is happening. Like, Delaney and all these dilly. It's a nightmare. So that's a violent act. And.
Co-host or Interviewer
And think about, like, you know, Caroline Levitt with her cross and how she Christian signals all the time, and then she does that kind of shit. It's so disgusting. These bag of women that are carrying water for the patriarchy, I mean, are just. Here's my thing. I hate this phrase, women supporting women. I hate that, because I will never support those women, ever. But I think women supporting the Women's. Women's advancement is something I can say. But women supporting women, those are trying to drive us back to, like, shackles.
Lauren Paritra
No, they have to earn our respect, and they haven't done that. Like, Caroline Levitt, you're married to your landlord, literally, who's like, she's now closer in age to her newborn baby than she is to her baby daddy. And it's like, just be serious. Caroline Lovett, like, you also love your job. You're terrible at it. You just go up there in your Amazon blazer set and, like, yell at everyone. Caitlin Collins all day. It's just so bizarre. But my favorite was when she went on her little maternity moment, and they were like, J.D. vance, you're your first up on deck to, like, step into that role because that, you know, that they don't respect her.
Co-host or Interviewer
Oh, yeah.
Lauren Paritra
And that, you know, that that was like a dick to him, which I.
Co-host or Interviewer
Oh, they loved a rat. Donald Trump's number one thing right now is rat JD Vance, and I'm here for it. And we are now we have moved on to Marco Rubio Rat watch, because it's coming. Because Trump is never going to go, oh, here, Marco, here is the maga movement. You can have it. Because I'm a big boy and I am a decent person, I'm going to say, hey, carry this on. He has already successfully rat J.D. vance, and he just continues to do some of it just for spite. Soon he will be moving on to little Marco and we intend to cover it. So I'll watch your coverage on your show of the trial, which sounds t.
Lauren Paritra
It's going to be so good. We don't know what, like, what is going to happen. It's going to be crazy. Sure. I cannot wait.
Co-host or Interviewer
All right. Tell my listeners how to follow you, how to watch your trial coverage, Your podcast, your YouTube channel, all of it.
Lauren Paritra
You can find me across social. I am. I am Lauren P. Lauren, like Lorena, and I'm the Lauren Preacher show on Spotify, Apple Podcast, iHeart, YouTube, wherever you get your podcasts and follow along, we talk a lot of shit about Katie Miller and Erica Kirk.
Co-host or Interviewer
Oh, I love it. I love. I can't wait for your trial coverage. Are you going to cover their wardrobes, too?
Lauren Paritra
Oh, my God. Every. Every detail. I'm going to be, like, locked in. I was like, clear the schedule. This is our Super Bowl. Because it's going to be so.
Co-host or Interviewer
Are you going to live stream?
Lauren Paritra
Oh, yeah. It's going to be so sideways and it's actually like, it starts on my birthday. And I was like, thank you, universe.
Co-host or Interviewer
Well, you bring me in as a guest. Yeah, of course.
Lauren Paritra
I would love.
Co-host or Interviewer
Hop on the stream.
Lauren Paritra
Yeah, let's talk a little. Okay. That would be the dream.
Co-host or Interviewer
Oh, my God.
Lauren Paritra
Thought you never asked. Okay.
Co-host or Interviewer
All right, that's all we have. We'll see you all later.
Lauren Paritra
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Episode Title: Erika Kirk Suffers Mental Breakdown on Stage & Katie Miller Responds to Jen
Podcast: IHIP News
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Guest: Lauren Paritra (The Lauren Paritra Show)
Date: June 9, 2026
This week, Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan are joined by Lauren Paritra, creator and host of The Lauren Paritra Show. Together, they dive deep—and hilariously—into the latest red-state political circus. The main themes: the public meltdown and problematic messaging at the Turning Point Women’s Leadership Summit, MAGA women’s hypocrisy and internalized misogyny, the fallout from GOP influencer deaths, cult-like religious indoctrination in conservative circles, and dueling right-wing personalities. The hosts balance critical cultural commentary with biting, irreverent comedy.
[01:21] Lauren rejoices over both her and the hosts’ shows outperforming Katie Miller:
“Doesn’t take much, but you know, it’s really a driving force behind all I do.” – Lauren Paritra
[01:37] Hosts play a clip of Katie Miller accusing Jennifer of hypocrisy regarding immigration and elitism. Jennifer fires back at Katie’s “Upper East Side” stereotype and calls out the hypocrisy:
“But unlike you, Katie Miller, I accept all people. This is so insane. You know what she’s mad at? I called Stephen a Nazi Jew.” – Co-host (Jennifer)
[02:15] Lauren offers brutal shade toward Katie Miller’s husband and their marriage:
“But this is a woman who married Steven Little bitch Miller ON PURPOSE... A man who was, like, gestated in a basement and eats mayonnaise. It’s just too much.” – Lauren Paritra
[02:42] Jennifer expands on the “MAGA women” archetype—how they seem to marry “unfuckable men,” become bitter, and launch grievance-driven podcasts.
[04:23] Discussion of Erika Kirk’s on-stage “breakdown” at the Women’s Turning Point Leadership Summit. The hosts and Lauren dissect her demeanor and the problematic, submissive messages being sold to girls:
“So they’re like selling this ‘submit to a man who’s statistically most likely to you’ message to all these young girls in the Bible Belt. That’s like pretty PDF to me.” – Lauren Paritra ([05:02])
[05:38] Angie (Pumps) discusses the emotional blackmail used on children in these spaces, calling it “psychological abuse,” and connects “purity culture” to rape culture:
“Purity culture sets the psychological soil for rape culture because these teens...nobody’s ever taught them about consent.” – Co-host Angie ([07:16])
[06:26] Lauren exposes the repetitious, apocalyptic language (“demonic,” “evil,” etc.) and the targeting of girls with anti-career, anti-choice rhetoric:
“They’re hitting these young girls over the head with messaging around, submit to a man, pick up their underwear...” – Lauren Paritra
“This whole event is also being bankrolled by Netanyahu...on the top of the ticket is Birthright Israel. When you look at their other events...that was bankrolled by the NRA.”
[09:40] Lauren and Jennifer discuss Erika Kirk’s “media tour” following her husband’s death, her demands for a televised trial (beginning July 6), and allegations of manipulation/publicity-seeking:
“Everything’s a show. She wants to sell something...” – Lauren Paritra ([14:15])
“If somebody ever harmed somebody I loved, the last thing I would want is...a rush trial.” – Lauren Paritra ([14:53])
[10:30] The conversation shifts to the shooter’s profile (white, MAGA, Mormon) and how it disrupts right-wing scapegoating:
“By their logic, this shooter should have been completely a perfect Christian as Erica Kirk would say, white mailman...not the United States Postal Service, but kills her husband.” – Jennifer
[12:08] On the right’s desperation to link the shooting to “trans terrorists,” and speculation that key details are being faked:
“They instantly jumped to like the bullets were trans, the gun was trans...I try to not subscribe to the conspiracy theorist stuff...but those text messages...just feel like...two small town cops, like writing something and they’re like, let’s write it how the kids would talk.” – Lauren Paritra
[15:09] Hosts lament MAGA’s silence on gun control, even after high-profile deaths:
“Fascinating that nobody in the MAGA movement has said one thing about gun control. Well, it’s such a preventable death.” – Jennifer
[15:36] Lauren on America’s “male gun violence problem”:
“It’s mostly men. We have a male gun violence problem. They use it on their partners, they use it in intimate settings, they use it in schools.” – Lauren Paritra
[16:25] Foreign perceptions:
“If you were like some mother in France and your kid was like, I want to go study in the United States, wouldn’t you be like, no, you’re not going.” – Jennifer
[16:34] Noting lack of media investigation into the shooters:
“There’s really no stories about them...I was waiting like, oh, I can’t wait to watch all the expose on this Mormon killer...They’re non-existent.” – Jennifer
[17:22] Lauren adds:
“It’s giving something else, something bigger. Even what’s his face came out and said the former FBI guy...was willing to testify in defense...didn’t believe he acted alone...foreign interference...”
[18:34] The hosts mock the extreme heteronormativity and religious rhetoric at the women’s summit (example: Savannah Faith Stone clip).
[19:36] Romantic/sexual repression and hypocrisy recur, including a Moms of Liberty “scissoring” scandal:
“I just think at these, at these events...there’s just so much suppressed sexuality...I think when you constantly are talking about the sex lives of other people, there’s something going deeply going on.” – Jennifer ([21:14])
[22:45] On “purity until marriage,” consenting couples, and anti-consent beliefs in conservative Christianity:
“This is a group that is...anti consent...they don’t believe in like, you can rape your partner when you’re in a marriage. Like, it’s just like very violent and dark.” – Lauren Paritra
“I love that she is now a woman of the people, highly recommending that the people in her rural district in Georgia fly to Mexico and buy stem cell stuff.” – Jennifer
“I just think every denial with MAGA is an admission.” – Jennifer ([31:32])
“Donald Trump’s number one thing right now is rat JD Vance, and I am here for it. And we are now we have moved on to Marco Rubio Rat watch, because it’s coming.” – Jennifer
“Every detail. I’m going to be, like, locked in. I was like, clear the schedule. This is our Super Bowl.” – Lauren Paritra
On Katie Miller:
“But this is a woman who married Steven Little bitch Miller ON PURPOSE...A man who was, like, gestated in a basement and eats mayonnaise.” (Lauren, [02:15])
On purity & rape culture:
“Purity culture sets the psychological soil for rape culture...” (Angie, [07:16])
On religious hypocrisy:
“Evangelical Christians are the most co-opted group on the planet. The NRA...can pick them up, mail them MAGA, and also Vladimir Putin.” (Jennifer, [08:56])
On gun violence:
“It’s mostly men. We have a male gun violence problem... Maybe men should start in prison and have to earn their way out...” (Lauren, [15:36])
On Melania Trump:
“She’s gonna come back, and it’s, like, gonna be somebody with, like, a different jawline or ears or teeth...Have you heard those Avril Lavigne rumors? ...Maybe she took a tomball off a tall hill or something, and now they’re gonna pop up another Eastern European woman.” (Lauren, [28:33])
The tone throughout is sharp, irreverent, and unsparing—equal parts angry, comedic, and intent on exposing hypocrisy and abuse of power in modern conservative politics. Jennifer, Angie, and Lauren blitz through MAGAworld scandals with wit, righteous anger, and a sense of camaraderie—“clear the schedule, this trial is our Super Bowl.”
Listeners come away with:
Lauren Paritra: “You can find me across social—I am Lauren P.—and I’m the Lauren Paritra Show on Spotify, Apple Podcast, iHeart, YouTube. We talk a lot of shit about Katie Miller and Erica Kirk.” ([34:12])
End of Summary