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Interviewer
Foreign.
Host 1
CPAC is. We should just call it. Instead of Conservative Pack, we should call it Cult Pack. This is the biggest convention of misfits and sexual deviants. There's. It's rumored yet again that Grindr crash. I don't know if that's true or not, but I would believe it. But this is the kind of shit that they say at CPAC conventions. Cult Pact. Play the clip.
Conservative Commentator
It's in our body. We're a practical people. We don't follow radicals and ideologues and demagogues easily. You know, I think that we have a great advantage to us, what we need to do is, is not fall for the traps that our opponents set for us. You think about it on the administration. They're always trying to come up with these divisions. A civil war in the White House. I have never seen a more cohesive White House in my life. They're trying to drive a wedge between, I don't know, the Vice President and the Secretary of. They all endorse each other. They're all on the team. I mean, effectively, the President has already endorsed Vance in 2028.
Host 1
I mean, it's so hilarious how they just say the quiet part out loud and over and over again. In fact, Donald Trump does play Rubio and Vance against each other, and he quite enjoys it. In fact, you guys fall prey to a demagogue so easily. You literally believe in nothing. It's, it's, it's staggering, actually. And a real indictment on the American education system. It's also further an indictment on how we have let big church run amok and rake in hundreds of millions of dollars and cover up child sex crimes in the Baptist, in the Nazarenes, in the Catholics and on and Mormons and on and on and on, and never gone in and fully investigated these churches and tax them. That these churches are allowed to politic from the pulpit and guide the head of the snake, as Jerry Falwell Jr. Did. The guy who hired a pool boy to his wife in a hotel room while he beat off in the corner the president of Liberty University. Jerry Falwell, Christian extraordinaire. Maga Trumper extraordinaire. He's the one who Michael Cohen made the deal with to get the evangelicals to support Trump. And it wasn't that big of a jump for the evangelicals to go there, because all of this depravity and lying and hypocrisy is their life. This is white evangelical church culture put on the national scale.
Host 2
Well, and this guy telling this group of People, I mean, if you are willing to go to cpac, you are so far down the rabbit hole. This is cult like, but Trump publicly does all this shit. It's not like their stories coming out from sources and blah, blah, blah. I mean, Trump says openly, who should I pick, Rubio or Van? Like, he loves this. So this guy sitting in front of this audience and convincing them, he could convince them that he had a bird on his head. And if he said, donald Trump says, I have a bird on my head, they'd all say, oh, my gosh, I see it. So the public, everybody at this convention should be embarrassed. People that sat there should be embarrassed, because that tells me they're the losers that Donald Trump likes to surround himself with because he can tell them anything and they believe it.
Host 1
Yeah, but I think they should be embarrassed. But they're never going to be.
Host 2
Never.
Host 1
They bask in entitlement and cruelty and propaganda. And the person who said that, that guy who spoke there, he knows it. And the people who run these organizations, they all talk behind Donald Trump's back. The reason that he even had to say, oh, everybody gets along so great, the, the Oval Office unified, the fact that he said that is such a tell because, you know, it's the most toxic environment imaginable. But I, I called this a few months ago. Donald Trump is. We're entering the phase of deathbed confessions. And with each day that passes, we're getting closer and closer to finding out, number one, who Bubba is. Number two, he's going to start saying stuff like, you know, I never liked J.D. vance. I do think he fucked couches. Or he's going to say something like, that's going to be pretty big. Here's my evidence as to that. Play the clip.
Interviewer
So I want to just thank everybody very much. And I'm asked to take a few questions. And unlike other politicians, they would like the question screened. I don't ask for screening of the questions. You can ask me anything you want. You can talk sex, you can do what you want. I'm here for you. Whatever question you want, you can ask. So do you want to do that? Do we have some people handling this? Here he comes. Look at this man. Very powerful man coming up, ladies and gentlemen.
Host 1
Okay. Very powerful man. He says, okay. So I just, I really want, like, I want the White House press corps to just, I mean, like, he said it, you know, no pre screened questions. Let's just start saying, hey, in the Epstein files, it said that you blew Bubba. Who is Bubba? Like, I would like to know that you know. And then also there's always these rumors around that, you know, when you were dating Melania, you would gift her to friends because she had such a great ass and she was such a good lay. Is that rumor true? Did you pass Melania around your friend group true?
Host 2
We don't care.
Host 1
We're just curious. I mean, times ticking here. Dementia deck. Let's get it all out.
Host 2
Or here's what I want to know. Is Stormy Daniels correct that you're a two pup chump that has a little nubbin as a penis?
Host 1
I think we all know that that
Host 2
cat's out of the bag. Here's the thing, first of all, he always says, you know, I wouldn't do that other I'll do it because other presidents won't. You fucking lie with your. If your lips are moving, that signals to me that you're lying. So the reason, first of all, they're going to prescreen the questions. But let's take it on face value. Even though he lies, he lies to every question or he attacks the reporter. So really it doesn't matter the substance of the question because it's the same old quiet piggy or you're a bad reporter or nobody reads the Times, it's attacks on the media or he just straight up lies to their face. So when you have zero ability to know the difference between lying and the truth, of course any question is fine. I'm sure he'd love for it to be about sex. Yeah.
Host 1
And I think to, to my larger point, as people get older, their filters and you hear about people in nursing homes that start talking about, you know, their sex lives or. I preferred this child more. I had an affair on your dad and I never told him. This stuff comes out. And that's where we are. I mean, Trump is 80, like he's an 80 year old man. He puts on the makeup and he dyes his hair and I think they probably jack him up with Adderall or something to get through the day, but the loose lips are going to start sinking ships and this is just what happens to people at the end of their lives. And fortunately and unfortunately for us. Fortunately because of the T. Unfortunately because he's a very powerful man that can cause even more death and destruction than he has. These loose lips are going to start sinking ships and he's going to start.
Host 2
Really.
Host 1
It's starting right now. I hang out with losers. Let's talk about sex. It's just all coming. We're like a news cycle or two. Away from this. Okay, here he is on Air Force One. He's laser focused on his architecture and design projects. Play the clip.
Interviewer
And that porch will be magnificent. Looking in between the columns. They no longer. We took the stairs out that were in the south side and really replaced them with these stairs. So you have an open porch and you have the closed porch under the columns overlooking the Washington Monument, the Jefferson Memorial and the Lincoln Memorial, slash Monument. So that's great.
Host 1
Okay, so this is a guy I can't take anymore. He is going to put his signature on the money. Yep, he is. He's torn down a part of the White House. And we all know if a Democrat did anything remotely like that, the, the meltdown on the right would be the hyperventilating and the hysteria would be worse than what it normally is, which it's always like a 12 out of 10. This guy, he doesn't care about human life. And Ruth Ben Guy, she's the scholar that we've had on the show a few times. She told me once that dictators have disdain for their supporters. And it's so true that you see this affordability crisis. So many people said they went and voted on inflation, the price of X. We heard that over and over and over again. And he did this, you know, like show tell presentation with him standing around groceries and talked about the price during the campaign. He doesn't give a. And I think this is pretty interesting too. You notice when he was campaigning, he always wore the same uniform. He wore the shirt, the suit, the oversized suit, poorly tailored, the white shirt and a red tie. And he always wore the red tie. And now it's like, I don't have to do this anymore. You'll see him in a pink tie, you'll see him in a yellow tie. And I know that's just a small thing, but like the mask is just totally off because what he said, I could, I could shoot somebody on fifth Avenue and my supporters would still like me. That is the one thing that has proven to be true. Out of all the things I've heard him say, that is the one true statement that has proven to be true. Considering that his presidency right now is an abject failure, a face plant. He's wrecked the US Economy. He's torn down every institution that we have. He's putting his name Kim, his picture. Somebody wants to see that shit. Kim Jong Un style all over D.C. and his supporters still, depending on what poll, 89, 90 or and or 100% still back him.
Host 2
You know, when I saw this Clip. And then he compares the ballroom to the Iranian war and some, you know, we're, we're, we're the first, we're the best, all that shit. And then I thought of these troops that are being sent over there and the people that love them. And it really made me sad because this is somebody that cares more about a ballroom, that cares more about making money in crypto than he does about these lives. We've seen that with little girls in Iran. But you just, if you love somebody that has been sent even to D.C. to clean up and is away from their family, you understand when you see that clip. He simply does not care. He does not put their lives and their family and their loved ones into a calculation of moving forward and making decisions. And it just really, I just immediately went to the people that loved all of these troops, the people that loved these little girls in Iran. And I just thought, isn't it so sad? Nobody in the United States government gives a flying.
Host 1
No, they don't. And they use, they see the through line is the oligarchs. And now this ruling class see working class people as something that they can suck off of. And the true parasites in this country are the oligarchs. And now everybody in the Trump regime. The parasitic nature of what we have set up in this country for people to suck off working class Americans is insane. And that working class Americans have to fund a genocide in Palestine, that working class Americans have to fund Elon Musk so that Tesla pays $0 in taxes. And the same goes for Amazon. I think Jeff Bezos pays like a 1% federal tax rate. And so ask yourself, viewer, what's your tax rate? It's not 1%, is it? And if Jeff Bezos paid more in taxes, it would affect his life. Zero. And government is supposed to work for us. And they have dismantled it in such a way that we are so desperate for TSA lines to work that will accept any crumb. And it's just such a diabolical manipulation. And these people do not care about the working class except for to be parasitic off of them, their time, their lives, their money, etc. And while we're saying all of this, Forbes reported on Friday, Donald Trump is worth 6.4 billion more dollars in just this short period of time than when he was sworn in for Trump 2.0. And I want everybody to realize that Donald Trump dying or being impeached or losing an election does not fix our problems even remotely. J.D. vance is terrifying. This is a man who is young, who is the world's biggest prostitute. He will change his opinion, his name, his religion, whatever, based on how much money is in it for him. He will not stand up for his wife. He will not stand up for his children. He just a few years ago, which is not that long ago, said that Trump was America's Hitler. And right now he is playing actual chess. Yeah, J.D. vance is terrifying. He is distancing himself from the Iran war. Tucker Carlson, Marjorie Taylor Greene and the right wing media are very cautious as they tiptoe and they never blame Trump for anything.
Host 2
Never.
Host 1
But they say who convinced Trump to go into war? And we have to be the anti war party. And JD Vance is positioning himself as the anti war candidate. They're throwing Marco Rubio, they're throwing Pete Hegseth. Trump has been blaming Pete Hexas for the war. So we report a lot on fissures in the MAGA movement. And yes, there are some fissures with influencers, but these people are really incredible machinators and they have been machinating what remains after Trump. And there is no planet whatsoever that it's not going to be worse than what this is. And J.D. vance is the most terrifying on the planet. He's positioning himself as the anti war candidate. He is going to emerge from all of this. I told them not to go to war. I told them not to listen to BB I told them XYZ and Tucker. If Tucker doesn't run, he will anoint JD Vance. Because JD Vance has the support of all of the oligarchs, JD Vance will very easily be able to dovetail into the wishes of the Supreme Court, which their number one gift, they keep giving. It's never been for Trump. It's always been for the oligarchs. Remember that? That's so important. So much of what we do, we focus on the personality of Trump. We're going to be able to remove Trump and I think the cult will have a lot of fucking problems staying together. But something about Republicans, you guys, they, they all get on what they're supposed to get on. They are so terrified of Democrats and the propaganda that the Republican Party has used long before Trump. Demon crats and libtards and all this shit. It doesn't take much for these people to vote to be haters. It just doesn't. And so here's J.D. vance. They're trying to run some interference for him here because Joe Rogan said there were so many dorks in the MAGA movement, which, I mean, Joe Rogan, thanks, Captain Obvious. And so they asked J.D. vance about it. Who he's like the biggest dork in the MAGA movement. J.D. vance. Play the clip. Those magus full of dorks. What do you think?
Host 2
You consider yourself a dork?
Conservative Commentator
I would. I. I think we have many, many fewer dorks than the far left. But everybody's got some dorks.
Host 1
We. Okay, so yeah. Benny Johnson, who everybody knows is a DL Demon Queen. And they're starting. Do you see how he. The influence. They're running interference for J.D. vance. And so we just have to be really offensive in our moves. We can't just focus solely on who is the. Who is going to be the 2028 nominee. I don't know. But I do know it's about two or three people on the right and we need to browbeat and propagandize and point out the obvious and all of the. About J.D. vance. The couch stuff was great. It got a lot of traction. JD Vance is the easiest. Everybody loves to hate him. And we need to continue hating on JD Vance because he is setting himself up to be the heir apparent. And he is the most terrifying heir apparent in my opinion, in the whole MAGA movement.
Host 2
Well, I. Because he's smart and he has no. I mean he will do whatever he's supposed to do if Peter Till tells him, oh, you're. You're religious now or whatever. Whatever he has to do to gain the power. But I was reading an article last week and I've been dying to get your take on it. JD Vance is floating the idea. He doesn't know if he'll run in 2028 because he wants to see how the fourth baby change changes his family dynamic. I'm like, you could give a flying. You said your in laws, you know that grandparents should babysit kids. Like please do not sell that. But it's all that family values and I can already hear it. Well, you know, I'm sacrificing for my country even though I had this fourth child. I agree with you. He is scarier because he is willing to do anything. Change his name, religion, all the things for power.
Host 1
All right. That's all we have. Like subscribe, comment. We'll be back later.
Episode Title: Feeble Grandpa Trump Goes Off Script At CPAC In Creepy Q&A, MAGA Cultist Are Panicking
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Date: March 30, 2026
This episode offers a lively, irreverent critique of the latest Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), with a particular focus on Donald Trump’s unscripted Q&A, the internal dysfunctions of the MAGA movement, and the looming influence of figures like J.D. Vance. The hosts blend biting humor with earnest political analysis, aiming to dissect MAGA culture, GOP power dynamics, and why the progressive left should remain hyper-vigilant as new far-right leaders take shape.
The episode blends sharp political analysis with raucous, sometimes crude humor. The hosts are unfiltered, mixing genuine alarm with energetic satire to highlight the dangers they see lurking in the current Republican landscape, especially as new MAGA leaders prepare to take the reins.
Jennifer and Angie assert that while Trump’s public gaffes and vanity remain obvious and alarming, the true danger lies in a well-organized, opportunistic right-wing movement preparing for a post-Trump future. They urge progressives to keep up the pressure, ridicule the MAGA cult, and focus their attention beyond Trump—especially on rising figures like J.D. Vance—if they hope to respond effectively to the challenges ahead.