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Host 1
Foreign.
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Host 2
Check in on what's going on over at Fox. And you would think with the nation heading to war and major inflation, oil prices astronomical, complete face plant of their dear leader Donald Trump, they might talk about that. But much to my surprise, they're talking about my co host and me on the five. Kylie, let's play part of the clip policy.
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Jessica Tarlov
Do the Democrats just need a good looking guy to win in 2028? Check out this headline, thirst traps over think tanks. Dems want hotter candidates on the ballot. And they might be onto something because liberals are obsessed with looks. Watch.
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Host 2
Maybe a Jon Ossoff.
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Greg Gutfeld
I'm sorry.
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Host 2
Oh my God. I want a hot president.
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Greg Gutfeld
I've been challenged with my weight for, you know, most of my life. Honest. And so you know the idea and I have succeeded and failed. No, you're just, you're hot, dude. You're hot, dude.
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Host 1
Why do you write this book? Just, just write it.
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Greg Gutfeld
Follow up, be like, this is how I became the hottest, biggest pimp.
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Jessica Tarlov
Not sure why. Pritzker.
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Host 2
Okay, pause it right there and then we'll, we'll return to it in just a second. So first and foremost, Pumps and I were on Andy Cohen, who is the Bravo guy. We were on his radio show. This is not a political show. We're about politics. And if you think about Bravo, you think about all the women in the shows, all the gays in the shows, of course, this is the way normal people speak, which Jessica Tarlov points out at the end of that, you're like, oh yeah, I like John Olaf. Oh yeah, he's pretty hot. And everybody in the comment section, don't go bananas about whatever oof stands on. That's not what this, that's not what this video is about. This video is about that. Then they go to Adam Friedland, who's a comedian who is just messing with Gavin Newsom. And they're trying so desperately to make this a story because they cannot talk about the fact that the president United States has full, full blown dementia, a full diaper and is in the Epstein files over 1 million times with credible under oath accusations of child rape, pumps.
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Co-host/Guest
You know, here's the thing. I'm thinking about that on the Five, Greg Getfield and Jesse Waters, all they do is talk about how people look, how ugly women are, how fat they are, the looks, police. And there has never been a president that attacks people more for their looks and the lowest hanging fruit than Donald Trump. So here's the deal. I don't give a what you think. You're the Worst offenders. You can say nothing to me. There's nothing these people can say that I will have any credibility for. And I do want a hot president after we've had this ugly ass person like I do.
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Host 2
I like the double down pumps. I like it. Okay, kind of resume with the video now. You're going to hear from Gutfeld and Jesse.
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Jessica Tarlov
All right, so, Dana, let's just focus on certain things, like Jennifer Welch, who calls off the future of the Democrat party as I want a hot president. Isn't that a very objective or subjective statement and feeling.
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Dana
Well, of course, but notice that it's. The women are not suggesting that there's a Democratic woman that they would like to put forward.
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Guest Commentator
Right.
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Dana
Where's the girlhood? And to me, I mean, Kamala Harris was an objectively beautiful person and she couldn't win. So I'm not. I don't think that's what it is. I also think people are watching too much Love Story. I like the show very much, but they have this idea that if they go back and they recreate jfk, that they'll be able to win. But it's more about policies than. There's nothing that comes to mind. That is a P word that starts pretty. Yes, that P word.
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Jessica Tarlov
And Greg, I mean, I think a lot of this maybe stems from the media fawning over Gavin Newsom and really blurring the lines from actual journalism to just straight up over, you know, stalking.
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Host 2
Okay, pause it, pause it.
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Co-host/Guest
Fox News.
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Host 2
She's talking about journalism, you guys. And then. And then the other chick that, like, they're acting like this is serious. They're taking something that was to a radio show. Pritzker talking about his lifetime struggle with weight is really one of the more relatable experiences I think Americans have. So that was a really, you know, normal moment for him. But they're making it as a. As a negative. And then the Adam Friedland. It's just bananas. But listen to gut. Phil,
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Greg Gutfeld
let's be honest. So now they're embracing biology, Dana. That hot people are preferable who are physically well groomed, dressed appropriately sexy, that is attracted to the opposite sex. What a slap in the face of the ogres and the crusties and the misfits who they pay to man their protests. What happened to your love for the body? Positive non binary activists who stopped shaving and bathing to protest capitalism. Here's the problem. You can find a hot candidate, but who's gonna buy it? People aren't attracted to ugly ideas. You know, hot people, speaking as one I don't wanna protect criminals or butcher kids. Beautiful people like good ideas. It's a fact. And winners are attractive, and people wanna associate with winners. And if you're on the wrong end of every issue, that makes you a loser. And also, and I think you'll agree with me, Dana, beauty is truth, and truth is beauty. There's something ugly about deception, no matter how hot a woman is.
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Host 2
Okay, I just want to point out he has a piece of paper in front of him, and he is reading.
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Co-host/Guest
Yes.
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Host 2
He is not speaking extemporaneously. This is a scripted response. Greg Gutfield is unable to just, off the cuff, respond to this. And he has a couple of trolls at Fox prepare, because he keeps looking down and you can see his hand moving along with it, which is just remarkable. Well, then here we get to Prissy pants, Jesse Waters. Let's go over to Jesse.
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Jessica Tarlov
Okay, so Jesse Peanut Butter Pritzker was in here because he was saying, like, you know, are you losing weight? Because you're.
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Host 1
You're.
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Jessica Tarlov
You're sort of gearing up for the presidency. Is he gearing up for the candidacy? That's a different concept than voters straight up saying, we need Love Story. We need an actually hot Democrat candidate, which I think doesn't exist.
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Host 1
I have to disagree with Dana. I didn't think Kamala was hot.
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Greg Gutfeld
Oh, she was attracted.
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Dana
I'd say hot.
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Host 1
I don't know. I mean, she was. Okay, But I mean, if we're talking hot, it's. She's not hot.
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Dana
I didn't say hot.
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Host 1
I said, well, it's about hot people. Okay, aoc, I'm not gonna go generous. The. Do you ever see the politicians before television? It was, like, old fat guys with no hair with, like, mutton shop sideburns. So TV is the thing. You gotta have a good looking person. And now I like the fact that Democrats have gone from, like, we need, like, a transgender Native American amputee to just someone who's hot. And I feel like that's progress.
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Jessica Tarlov
Okay, Jessica, I saved you for last, because apparently there's someone that runs this, like, thirst Trap X account, and it's
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Guest Commentator
all about Senator my boo. Yes, yes.
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Jessica Tarlov
But here's what she said, sort of what you said, where she was like, it's about the values, and that's what makes them hot. She pushed back against a rebuke of toxic masculinity, but at the same time saying that Ossoff was hot. So I feel like they're trying to thread the needle where they're like, oh, no, guys. It's just about putting, you know, men in women's bathrooms. And also, though he has to be 10 on the scale.
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Host 2
It's not that complicated.
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Guest Commentator
They're talking like normal people, which you guys have been begging us to do for quite some time.
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Greg Gutfeld
Too late.
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Guest Commentator
John Ossoff is really good at his job. He's also attractive. Georgia Senate race. Now. Republicans have all but conceded that they're not going to be able to flip that seat back because he's that good. This is just being a normal human being. AOC is very hot. Gretchen Whitmer is very hot. Kamala Harris is very. All right, whatever.
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Jessica Tarlov
Maybe not.
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Guest Commentator
You don't want to go to date with Gretchen Whitmer. She won't go on a date with you either. I'm just saying all of this is ridiculous.
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Host 2
Okay? Jessica Tarlov. I really, really like her. I mean, she does such an important job in America for that 35% that is in the cult, because here they are. That was all a burger. And it was just. None of it was deep. It was just. They're taking little tidbits from Democratic people. You, me, Andy Cohen, Adam Friedland, where we're, you know, being off script and talking about, like, yeah, like, pumps. You said, yeah, I don't care. I want a good guy. And I. Yeah, I'd like to have a hot person, too, man or woman. But they have to throw in as they're talking about this. This is their go to you guys. This is all they have. Gender mutilation.
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Jessica Tarlov
Yes.
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Host 2
And then what did they say there at the end where you and I both just, like, running the needle because
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Co-host/Guest
we know we're not, like, we're gender something we're no longer going for. It's like, here's the deal. I don't give a What your gender is. I don't like it. Makes me no difference. Are you trans? Are you straight?
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Jessica Tarlov
Are you guys.
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Co-host/Guest
I don't give a. I don't want a sociopath in the White House again. We've had that. It's time to move on to a real person with real ideas that gives a flying fact. We don't have that now. And that whole thing. I am dumber now.
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Host 2
Thank you. I have to say, I think calling him a sociopath sounds kind of like it's an intelligent thing. I think that is an upgrade from what he really is, like, dementia. I think he has psychopathic tendencies. But I don't think that this. I mean, this guy, what we're seeing in the. In the cabinet Meetings, sleep, going on, going on, sleeping with a stroke victim. We have a stroke victim. Pudding boy whose brain is cooked. Who I wish Jesse Waters. You know, Jesse Waters loves to talk about how men eat.
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Guest Commentator
Yeah.
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Host 2
I think great television would be Jesse Waters going to the White House because Trump fancies a dinner in bed. He eats his meals in bed. And I think a patriotic thing that Lady Waters could do would be to go to the White House and go into Trump's bedroom, which by the way, he doesn't sleep with his wife and spoon feed him pudding and live stream it on Fox.
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Co-host/Guest
I think that's a great idea. And you know, here's the thing about like Greg Gutfeld. How many times has he been ugly about you on that show? 1 million. It's not like he, he is a short, fat, very insecure, probably a two pump chump gyrator from hell. Like I, there's, it's just, I just feel dumber having watched that. It's un, it's just, I can't even believe that somebody could take all seriously. Like she's like, well, you know, they're not talking about women, they're not supporting. What the are you talking about?
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Host 2
That's all they have.
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Co-host/Guest
I mean, I mean, so confused.
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Host 2
Think about what their party is. Think about what is. So their whole subject is the Dems and this is the ethos of the modern day Republican Party. And Trump says it all the time, owning the radical liberal vermin from within, you know. And so that has become their whole ethos and Fox is a great conduit for that because the people who sit and watch this all night I think suffer from profound jealousy of people that are free thinkers, people that are incredibly open minded, people that are liberated from the shackles that shackle the Jesse Waters, that shackle the Greg Gutfield. You know, it's these people have a very broken human beings and their audience as such are very broken human beings. The misery loves company. And so hurt people hurt, you know, hit dog collars. And so they put this on because it's satisfying for them to demean people that ultimately they're jealous of, which is really a through line through all of Republican policies. You know, they men want to punish women by controlling their bodies because they fetishize them or they want to control gay marriage or browbeat trans people because they fetishize them. And this is something that is an interesting psychological take on the breakdown of this particularly cult in this particular era of the United States right now.
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Co-host/Guest
Yeah. And I, I shouldn't get so Bad. See, this is why you're better at all this stuff than me, because I just get so mad. I just want to walk up to Greg Gutfield and say, shut up, you fat, ugly, short mess. I'm not hurt by what he says. I just.
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Host 2
There's Greg in a swimsuit.
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Co-host/Guest
Greg needs a bra worse than I do. Like, please, Greg, please stop talking about how people look as if you're just this. And it even says, well, I'm a hot one.
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Co-host/Guest
Just the whole thing.
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Guest Commentator
I.
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Co-host/Guest
It's not under my skin. It's just like, I cannot believe my parents sit and watch that. That's.
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Host 2
That's it. It's a mommy issue. Trigger. Because that's what it is.
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Co-host/Guest
How do. It's brain rot on steroids.
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Host 2
And it's just mean. There's a. There's a cruelty undertone to all of it. That they would rather consume this than talk about helping fellow Americans.
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Co-host/Guest
Right.
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Host 2
That's probably trigger. I mean, that would. That triggered me, too.
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Co-host/Guest
Yeah, that's probably it.
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Host 2
I get it. All right. Mommy issues strike again. All right, maybe you book with your therapist two times next week. After that, I'll go twice. After those few minutes of Fox News, Maybe you need to go double dip with the therapist. All right, that's all we have. Like, subscribe Comment.
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