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Host
Mom, can you tell me a story?
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Co-host Angie
Was she brave?
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Host
Did she have to fight a dragon?
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Carvana Advertiser
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Co-host Angie
Was it scary?
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Carvana Advertiser
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Host
Did the car have a sunroof?
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Carvana Advertiser
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Host
Trump's approval rating is hanging as low as that little vagina hangs from his neck. He is hitting 31% and he is hitting a 29% approval on the economy. This, to me, is good. We're doing better, America. But 31%, I guess those are the cultists. And the amazing thing about these cultists is the majority of these policies that he's implementing. He's dismantling clean water, he's dismantling any sort of social safety net where a lot of these people are paid horrible wages so that the billionaires can't exploit them and they continue to sign up. So at this stage in this fascist takeover, we have a portion of the American public that despite knowing that there are facts out there, refuses to use their brain in favor of this man who is in clear mental decline. If this were your uncle, your grandfather, your father, we would be talking about almost like mental hospice care at this stage. Angie.
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Co-host Angie
I would just say when I look at these Trump voters that still continue to. To back Trump despite the fact that his policies hurt them the most. It kind of goes with the what I was. What I grew up with in evangelical Christianity. Have faith. Don't worry about the facts. Have faith. And so I think these people have adopted that with have faith in Trump. Just have faith. You don't have to believe it. You don't have to look anywhere else. If you have faith, faith, then you will be rewarded in the end, which, unfortunately for their reward, is a shit sandwich.
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Host
It absolutely is. All right. And Trump was asked if he is going to his son Don Junior's wedding, who, of course, we here at I Hip News refer To Don as dumb and Eric is dumber. And this is what the president, the pro family, all of the pro family Christians, this is what. This is their guy. This is who they support. This is their Jesus. This is what he said about going to his son's wedding. Play the clip.
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Trump Clip Speaker
He'd like me to go, but it's going to be just a small little private affair and I'm going to try and make it. I'm in the midst. I said, you know, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. That's one I can't win on the. If I do attend, I get killed. If I don't attend, I get killed. By the fake news, of course I'm talking about. No, but he's got a very person who I've known for a long time, and hopefully they're going to have a great marriage.
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Host
All right? So I just want to point out that he's golfed. I believe it's 14 to 16 times since the beginning of the Iran war. This is just to illustrate here that this man is a total hardcore narcissistic nihilist. He doesn't care about anything. He doesn't believe in anything. He believes this entire country, all of its resources, all of its assets are personally his. He doesn't give a shit about his kids. I do think he kind of, in a very bizarre way, like Ivanka, because he thinks she's hot, right? And we'll leave that for the psychiatrist to unwrap. But it's. It's really disturbing stuff. And his son, Dumb, was just bananas over Hunter Biden's laptop. I mean, just bananas on Fox, on Newsmax, on his own YouTube channel, where he looked, in my opinion, kind of coked up. And these sons, Dumb and Dumber, are now getting enriched so much because everybody around Trump is jumped on his back and riding his coattails in committing crimes and doing unethical corruption to financially benefit themselves to the cost and the expense and the detriment of the country and the taxpayer and its citizenry.
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Co-host Angie
You know, you look at Dumb and Dumber, I don't think they have any real skill, but they're called Dumb and Dumber for a reason. But what I have noticed in this second term is there's a government contract awarded. Oh, who's on the board? Who, who benef? It's always Dumb and Dumber. It's like meme coins, AI stuff. Everything you can put your name on to be awarded a government contract. They've got it on There.
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Host
Yeah. And I just want to always point out that the family values shit that the Republican Party trots out all the time is a lie. The we are a law and order party and is a lie. We're so great with the economy, we're great ambassadors, we take incredible fiduciary care of these financial responsibilities is a lie. Trickle down economics is a lie. Yet 31% of the American public still buy in to their lies. The Democratic Party, if they weren't so incompetent, would be messaging this constantly branding them as criminal pedophilic liars. The I'm going to say it once and I'm going to say it again. MAGA is an anti family, pro pedophilia death cult. When they say they're Christians and they say they're pro family and they say all of these things, we need to get their Google search histories because I'm certain it would prove the opposite because their policy certainly proved the opposite. And now there's some reporting on the maga. GOP meeting with Todd Blanche. Pop this up. Andrew Desirio. I'm sorry I'm so bad at butchering people's last name. So Andrew, my sincerest apologies. News nearly two hour meeting with acting AG Todd Blanche and Senate Republicans was incredibly hostile. Per multiple attendees, as many as 25 GOP senators spoke. This is very rare for these meetings. All in opposition to weaponization Fund Republic. Republicans pitched specific ideas as dictating how the five commissioners are chosen and not allowing people convicted of violence against cops to be eligible for payout. What's so disturbing about this reporting for me is that they are negotiating.
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Co-host Angie
Right?
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Host
That's the problem with Republicans. This should be a full stop guardrail. Absolutely, positively no. We are not giving American taxpayer money to convicted felons that commit crimes. We're not doing it. This man is half in the grave. Are. If you're a Republican, aside from Mitch McConnell, you're going to live a lot longer than Donald Trump is. And so, you know, you need to start thinking the long game here. The fact that they're negotiating, I'm not going to take this catnip. Oh, there's Fishers in the Republican Party. They are, you know, putting up a guardrail. No, they're negotiating here. They're negotiating that these people will have a slush fund for imagined made up bullshit weaponization that doesn't exist. The fact of the matter is Donald Trump stole documents from the United States government. The fact of the matter is Trump and a lot of other rich people organized and paid for an insurrection wherein they wanted to hang Mike Pence. And the Republican Party is negotiating how they can pay out some of these people. And it is all based on lies. All of the MAGA shit is all based on complete lies. So do not take the catnip that the Republicans are fighting with Todd Blanche. They're negotiating, they're rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.
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Co-host Angie
You know, you see these primaries, Bill Cassidy loses, Tom Massie loses because Trump doesn't like them. And then Bill Cass comes out and, and wants to limit Trump's power in Iran. You're a fucking coward. You didn't do it until you thought you had. You have no choice. You're no longer in office. Okay? And then now we have these guys who've now shut down the Senate so they don't have to vote on this because they're too big of cowards to stand up and say we're not fucking doing it full stop. And this here's the thing. Todd Blanche, Donald Trump, they don't give a flying fuck about the input of these senators. They're going to do whatever the fuck they want to do and Trump is going to attempt to shove it down their throat. So it is time for these people instead of shutting down Congress like Mike Johnson did over the Epstein vote and shutting down the Senate because hey, they don't want to vote on this and go against Trump. It's time to get some backbone in my.
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Host
They're not going to fixes in. And it's important to understand that we oftentimes want to apply our logic, a normal person's logic, and project that onto this ruling class. The fix is in. Donald Trump is merely a vehicle that was able to consolidate a cult style base. Christian nationalism does not poll well at all. I mean, if you start looking at the polling of their policies, putting making all of the public schools, Christian schools, making America a Christian nation, dismantling any form of secular government, this polls in the 20s. So what they're trying to do is get it injected into electoral elections, electoral democracies. They are injecting this, they started this game a long, long time ago. George W. Bush was one of their freedom fighters in this. He would say we are compassionate conservatives. Meanwhile, the Republican Party back then, and I'm old enough to remember when George W. Bush ran against John Kerry, who was a war hero, he and Dick Cheney, who received multiple deferments, just like sagging vagina boy at the chin. These guys are liars. They are pathological liars that lie to the American public using things that they think can tug on heartstrings. And George W. Bush and Karl Rove put on the ballots everywhere gay marriage. And Dick Cheney at the time had a gay daughter. So these people, none of them give a shit about their kids. Why do you think they're going to give a about the country or you imagine I'm a mother. These are the people who don't talk to their kids if their kids are gay. These are the people like Donald Trump. I don't know if I'm going to go to my son's wedding. Dick Cheney cared so much about getting power. He didn't stand up and say, you know what, I'm not throwing my daughter and her partner under the bus. I'm not doing that. They don't believe in anything and they're never going to believe in the voter in the country. They see the United States, all of our resources, all of our assets of things that they can extract from personally. And when they are doing the extracting, they're taking from the hard working American people. They're cheating the system. All of these guys talk about cheating and weaponization. They are the cheaters. Every confession, I mean every, what is the saying? Every accusation, every accusation is a confession with these people. And here's Trump. I mean he has totally descended into full blown nihilism. The mask is off. Asked if he's losing control of the MAGA gop. Play the clip. Are you losing control of the Senate, Senator?
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Trump Clip Speaker
I don't know. I really don't know. I can tell you I only do what's right. I don't need money for the ballroom. You know, I'm making a gift of the ballroom. It's the biggest misreporting that I've ever seen.
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Host
Okay, he's laser focused on this ballroom, you guys, because that's where he's going to go. That's where he's going to go. Burrow down. I wouldn't surprise me one bit if he has asked engineers if they can build an underground golf course. It just wouldn't surprise me one bit. It wouldn't. That's what we find. I mean, don't worry about it.
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Co-host Angie
He just wants a billion dollars from the taxpayers to do it. I wouldn't be surprised if he's got some like, what do they call it when they freeze your brain and then they, they say they're going to bring you back to life. I mean, this is a man that thinks the whole world is going to fall around, around him. And in Terms of losing control, he will just get on social media or on his lie social and say, crazy until the cows come home. And I'm afraid that this 30%, they're gonna put go, right, they're gonna be like, yeah, yeah, we need to do it.
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Host
Well, this 30%, they're the ones who think, okay, if we stand up for him, we can win a payday. Like, because that's what he's showing. He's showing these people, if you're loyal to me, I'll pay you for it, right? If you break laws for me, I will, I will pay you for it. Don't go buy the scratch off lottery tickets at the gas station any anymore on Main Street. Just do corrupt shit for me to stay in power. And then you can get a payday. And sadly, that's the bottom feeder that's left in this 31%. And finally we have a guy who has all this power and uses 0% of it. It's really, really fascinating. I've never seen such a. As the right likes to call it beta male, as I have in Little Moses Mike Grindr Johnson and Little Moses Mike Grinder Johnson wakes up every day in his apartment or condo that he lives in Washington D.C. which last I checked, he lived with this evangelical pastor that answers the door in his panties when Little Grindr comes home from work. And he. Everything he does is for a audience of one. Everything he does. And he's, he's a spring chicken. Little Grinder is not old. And I can't imagine anything more humiliating than ascending to speaker of the House. I mean, you have, you can wield great power. You could shape political conversations and policy and you could really help a lot of working class people. And he gets his Bible in his one hand Little Grinder and talks about the Lord and he has all these one on one conversations with God and then every single chance he can get, he votes to protect pedophiles, he votes to protect, to promote the accumulation of wealth, which his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, spoke out exclusively in the Bible, exclusively against the accumulation of wealth. And obviously Jesus was like, no war, all of these things. So here's Little Grinder. Pop this up. The New York Times breaking news. House Republicans abruptly canceled a vote on resolution directing President Trump to withdraw US Forces from Iran or win approval from Congress to continue the war after it became clear they lacked the votes to defeat the measure. Angie, you know, it just put that
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Co-host Angie
into another category of instead of doing our jobs as Congress and voting, we're going to Go. We're going to go home. Because we can't deliver exactly what Donald Trump wants. And it is absolutely, I agree with you 100%. Mike Johnson is in a position. I mean, he's second in line to the presidency. If something were to happen to Trump, and this man does nothing but go and sniff Trump's ass and do everything he wants, debases himself, humiliates himself. And he humiliates and manipulates and says all this shit like, I know more than the Pope. And this is, we're not. We're not at war because Trump says he's not at war. And then Trump said, you know, he, okay, the Republican Party in the beginning with Iran was like, well, this isn't a war. He's still calling it an operation or a co, a coalition of forces. This is a man with no scruples. And I would say I hope he doesn't get reelected, but I have zero hope for that because he is in such a compromised district of maga, Christians indoctrinated, that if you don't vote Republican, you're going to hell. And Mike Johnson to me is pathetic on every single level. And this is not new for him. He has been shutting down Congress when he can't get what Trump wants for the last 18 months.
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Host
Yeah, and it's important to Part of the reason a lot of these red states keep producing the little Moses Mike Grinder Johnson's the little booster box Mark Wayne Mullins of the world is because the democrats abandoned a 50 state strategy. So the remaining politicians that run the Republican politics dominate state elections. And then the people who are moderates or are left leaning get voter apathy because it's like, well, my vote never matters because there's no Democratic stronghold. And you may not win the first round, you may not win the second cycle, but look what's happening in Texas right now. It keeps turning. It went from red to purple and potentially it could go blue. Look at what Bernie Sanders has, has done. He. He's never going to be President, but he ran and he changed the conversation and brought a national awareness of the exploitation and the real rigging of this country is from these corporations. And they use religion as a means to march in. I have credibility because my name is Little Moses Mike Grinder Johnson, and I live with a alleged straight man who answers his door in his panties. But I will tell this great people of Louisiana that God and I are tied as ticks while I fleece them, while I am parasitic and I transfer all of these, all of these monies to these billionaires with whom I want to curry favor because I'm so broken and I'm such a little boy that I can't stand up to anything. Moses Mike Grinder Johnson can't even sort through his own identity enough. So why can we trust him to do anything? But time and time again, Little Grinder is, is representative of so many Republican politicians exactly like him. And the data ferrets out that when you look at where all of the people that talk about the politicians that talk about trans issues, bathroom issues, coincidentally, the data ferrets out that the big porn hotspots for trans porn are in these exact same districts. So the Democrats need to message Moses Mike Why are you a religious hypocrite? Jesus said he was against the accumulation of wealth. Why are you constantly stealing from poor people? Why are you a thief to sick people? Why are you promoting policies of death? Why are you obsessed with genitalia? Why are you obsessed with pornography? Why are you obsessed with gay sex? Do not let the Moses Mike Grinders of the world frame progressive narratives. And that's the problem. Moses Mike's will come keep coming and coming and coming and coming until the Democratic Party bucks up and starts calling these people the pathological, pro pedophilia, pro crime criminals that they are. And I believe that every single one of them are criminals because they are stealing from earnest working class Americans, using their faith, weaponizing it against them, lying to them, and then parasitically sucking off of them to give to the Jeff Bezos of the world. I mean, if that's what your Christian faith does to you, Moses Mike Grinder Johnson, you are a walking, talking, breathing example for everybody who thinks I'm kind of Christian. Curious to not sign up for that death cult. All right, that's all we have. Please like and subscribe and we will be back later with more news.
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Trump Clip Speaker
It's done.
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