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Foreign. Maga is heading into day two of extended prayers for Kristi Noem. And there's just several things I would like to keep you abreast regarding this story. So, first of all, the reactions are pouring out. Laura Loomer has weighed in. Kylie, pop this up. This has been known by Trump World since the campaign. It's not a secret that Kristi Noem's husband is a gay man. That's why nobody reprimanded her for her very open and public affair with Corey Lewandowski. They felt bad for her because her husband is gay, which is why he never divorced her for the affair. I'm shocked it took this long for it to come out. It's been known for a long time. And then Nancy Mace took a rare break from hysterically and maniacally tweeting about trans people. Kylie, pop this up. Nancy Mace tweets the media wants to talk about Brian and Kristi Noem's personal drama and indiscretions. I want to talk about who is getting deported, who got paid, who's stealing from taxpayers. Different priorities. Let's focus on what matters. And Nancy Mace. I intend to do this. I intend to focus on exactly what matters. And what matters right now is that our government is run by hypocrites, sanctimonious Christian signaling hypocrites that want to browbeat and oppress the LGBTQ community, the immigrant community, the black community, women, you name it. And then at night, it's fetish city for these people. And that's the fundamental problem with this regime. The do as I say, not as I do. These are the people that stage five meltdown about furries. Kids are taking shits and litter boxes. Boxes in schools. Well, Trump has a big furry party at Mar a Lago. It's the hypocrisy. Nancy Mace. And I want to hear from Megan Kelly and get her reaction. Then we're going to get pops weighing in on this. So Megyn Kelly is weighed in. Play the clip.
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I feel for Christy. No, it's. It puts a totally different spin on the affair she's allegedly been having with Corey Lewandowski. Who could blame her? Who could blame her? It feels almost noble at this point. I mean, like. It's not noble. I mean, they're both married and have children and all the bit. I'm just saying it definitely gives a different look at it because you never know what's going on in someone's marriage. Now I'll get to what she's saying. She's. She's suggesting she didn't know. So I guess technically it wouldn't justify the affair.
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Pumps, what do you think of Kristi Noman, Big Titty Bryant's marital arrangement?
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Okay, here's the thing about all of this. It really talking about hypocrisy, the hypocrisy of Fox News and Megyn Kelly. Well, you know, she's been having this affair and that's bad. And that's one of the reasons Trump fired her. Bullshit. Trump has affairs all the time. Everybody in this regime fucks around on their spouse. Like that is just part and parcel for how these people work. And in terms of all of this, like she didn't know. I was in a very similar situation to Christy. Now you are willfully denying it because when you look back on the facts, you know exactly what the is going on. You just don't want to deal with it. And all of this about. It's a, it's a godly marriage. We have a godly marriage. You know how I know they have a godly marriage? Because they have secret double lives. And that tends to be the case in these uber religious freaks. The more religious they are, the more naughty they're up to. During the day they're screaming about their faith, at night, they're being naughty. This is not news. This is exactly what one would expect.
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And I just want to say that if Big Titty Brian wants to put on big titties, I don't think that's particularly naughty. It's a free country. I'm not some puritan prude that gives a about this stuff. I really don't care. Whatever your kink is, swing for the fences. What I care about is his involvement in this lie, in this charade that we have a godly marriage and we are all about traditional marriage. And the use of the word traditional in front of marriage is intentional to demean and diminish and oppress people who might not be in what these MAGA godly marriage cultists think is a traditional marriage. Gay people, lesbians, mixed race couple, etc. That is the purpose. So when Big Titty Brian sat down behind his wife in these congressional hearings, hearings, and she denied having an affair with Corey Lewandowski and she doubled down and called Renee Good, whom all of MAGA by the way, is completely fine with that cop shooting her, executing her and then calling her a. So when Big Titty Brian sits down behind his wife, the psycho killer and goes along with this charade in this life, that's the problem. If Big Titty Brian wants to put on titties and get on the Internet, have people pay him off. I really don't give give a. It makes no difference in my life. I give a about the lying and the oppressing of marginalized communities. And Big Titty Brian took a huge part in that by sitting behind his wife and giving the veneer. We are a godly couple. We have a godly marriage. We're going to sit here and Christian signal and the minute he leaves those congressional hearing, it's nipples up, ass out. I have had it from top to bottom with these people. And Big Titty Brian is not off the hook. He has agency when he puts on his tits and he has agency when he sit sits behind his wife to present to the American public that they are fucking liars and hypocrites. But this gets even better. Listen to the serious journalist Brett Bear. And I say serious in quotations. You guys at Fox trying to report on this. Play the clip.
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Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is asking for privacy and prayers tonight. She's said to be devastated by a report alleging her husband has been what is being called a cross dressing double life. Senior national correspondent Rich Edson has details tonight. Good evening, Rich. Good evening, Brett. Well, former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and now President Trump are responding to a report regarding Noem's husband's alleged online activities. A spokesperson tells the Daily Mail that she's devastated and that, quote, the family was blindsided by this and they ask for privacy and prayers. At the time, President Trump tells the outlet he knew nothing about it, adding, wow, I feel badly for the family if that's the case. That's too bad. The Daily Mail.
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I personally am blindsided that the people that Big Titty Brian was messaging once he put his tits on weren't minors. That's what blindsided me because that seems to be the intended audience in this particular sect of the Republican Party, the MAGA sect. And moving along, we have to kind of analyze who leaked this story? Who leaked it? Did Trump leak it because he wants to fire her? Or does she have stuff on Trump and he made like an offensive move? Or did Christy Noem leak it so then she could Sam Sader and Emma Vigilant at the Majority Report said so then she can marry Corin Lewandowski and they can't testify against each other. So who leaked this story? Who leaked it? Or is it the disgruntled sex worker which that, that would track for me? Whoever did it. I mean, we need to get to the bottom up. So let's put up what Sam Stein, his response to the gnome story. So Trump says, of course. Wow, I'm so upset about that. Sam says, strongest suggestion yet that he planted it. So I think Kanks is a total great candidate for leaking this pumps. What's your take on all of that?
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Well, and you know, Trump notoriously plants stories in the media about his dick size before he was president and now about people that he doesn't like in his administration. He does floaters like what do people think? And so here's my thing about this. I find it incredibly hard to believe that Laura Loomer, who gets people fired in the Trump administration, who gets Trump's ear, like the first person he calls, you hear in different reports, he didn't call his advisors. He calls Laura Loomer that she's sitting on the Internet saying, everybody knows this, everybody has known this, that they haven't pillow talked around this. Nobody was blindsided by this. My money's on Trump. Here's the deal. I see Kristi Gnomes, pardon kind of going up in smoke with all this and maybe that's why, I don't know.
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I. It's interesting. Of course we will keep you abreast of all of this news as it unfolds, but we have more analysis that I want to pop up. Kylie, pop this up. Josh Sorbet and I don't know if it's Sorb or Sorbet, so I'm so sorry, Josh, but I think your analysis is spot on. Josh Sorb, who handles communications for the Senate Judiciary Committee, Democrats, who is from South Dakota where Kristi Noem was governor, highlighted why the gnomes are getting attention. The Brian Gnome story perfectly encapsulates these people's hypocrisy and insecurity. Sorb, who is gay, said in a statement online, they ostracize any queer public in public, but they love to queen out and do gay behind the scenes. Get well and I'll even cheer on your bad drag after they're out of power. And this is something that is a really important point in this because we are not shaming any sort of kink, any sort of cross dressing. I don't know if he's gay or not. I, I don't know. I really don't give a. It's none of my business. I'm not the sexual orientation police and the bathroom police. I don't give a. I think those people are weeks. The point at the heart of this is the hypocrisy the hypocrisy of these people ostracizing. And I think under Trump's second term there's been over 700 anti LGBTQ plus bills that have come out. These are the book banners. These are the sexual shamers. And so when you see them at night doing gay in queening out, we have to point it out. We have to point out this hypocrisy. And I echo what Josh says. I will fight for big titty Brian's right to queen out and put on his big titties and do whatever he wants to do. Just don't be a hypocrite and pile on to a community that had the bravery against headwinds to stand in pride against your whole movement of pathological liars that try to smush these people down. So I loved that analysis and I think it's incredibly important because this is a community that is heavily, heavily, heavily under attack in this fascist regime. And we're finding out time and time again the people who are the biggest attackers of this movement are doing a bunch of gay at night. And again, we support all the gay. I'm here for it. I just hate the hypocrisy. And here's a little bit more analysis on the leaks pump. So let me read this to you and then I'll get your analysis. So Capital Hunter says, does Kristi Gnomes family cross dressing story make you wonder why so many high level GOP politicians have dirty secrets? Because it's a feature. Because people with secrets are easy to control. Remember Madison Cawthorn and Matt Gaetz dumped in a flash with leaked salacious video as the MAGA infighting deepens, we'll see more of this. Just realize every leak to media of a politician's dirty secrets is a choice. It means someone in D.C. or abroad was sitting on a file for years. A secret is a tool and tools are used.
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Well, I think if nothing else, this administration is the illustration of that. And I have seen like Megyn Kelly, like this makes her, she can be blackmailed because of her husband's behavior. Well, if you were honest, nobody would give a shit. But here's the thing. We've seen what happens when politicians have secrets because Donald Trump, who is listed over a million times in the Epstein files, who DOJ has gone to great lengths to cover up for, has behaved in such a way it is almost impossible to draw any conclusion other than Putin and Netanyahu have material on him that he believes would hurt his political chances. So we are living in A time where secrets destroy the global economy. Secrets marginalize communities. Secrets get people shot and killed in the street. So these secrets, they are. We are watching them in real time. And again, if you want to go to Grindr, if you're married and you want to go to Grindr and do all that stuff, I do not give a fuck. Go for it. If your wife's fine with it, you're consenting adults, who cares? But do not sit there and lecture on what a traditional family is. Go yourself.
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I just don't think I could possibly add anything more relevant than Pump's great monologue there at the end. So remember, pun intended, here. We will keep you abreast of this story as it evolves. And to Big Titty Brian and Christy Noemi, we at some point, will support you and whatever your kink is. What I don't support is your hypocrisy. And let me scratch that. I will never support psycho killer Kristi Noem. She shot her dog. She oversaw a agency that executed two Americans, and then right after, she called them terrorists. Christy Noem is a psychopath. She needs to go to prison. And then maybe at that point, Big Titty Brian can really be liberated to be the big tittied queen that he wants to be. All right, that's all we have. Like and subscribe, and we'll be back later.
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Episode: Hilarious MAGA Fallout After Noem's Hypocritical Secret Is Leaked, "Everyone Pray"
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Date: April 1, 2026
In this episode, Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan dive into the viral fallout surrounding MAGA figure Kristi Noem after revelations about her husband's secret double life came to light. Through their trademark blend of sharp political analysis and uncensored, comedic banter, the hosts dissect reactions from the right, media hypocrisy, and the broader culture of double standards in conservative politics—especially relating to LGBTQ+ oppression and public versus private morality. The episode centers on the hypocrisy within the MAGA movement and the way such scandals are both manufactured and weaponized.
The episode is delivered with biting satire, irreverence, and unfiltered criticism of conservative politics, especially the perceived hypocrisy around "family values." Jennifer and Pumps use humor (including nicknaming major players) to highlight the absurdity of the news—that those most vocally opposed to LGBTQ+ rights and non-traditional norms are often secretly engaged in the same behaviors they publicly condemn. The message throughout: hypocrisy, not kink or sexuality, is the true scandal.