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Host
Trump almost killed a man at Lindsey Graham's funeral. Here's a video of him allegedly farting in his pew and the man behind him fully fighting for his life.
Co-host 1
There's a lot of times it's easy. It's easier to bow out. It's easier just to go a different way.
Jennifer
Looks like he's like vomiting in his mouth.
Host
He's trying not to.
Co-host 1
So sweaty.
Jennifer
He's so sweaty and asleep. Just for the record, here's the thing. I just want to take everybody back to a moment in the Oval Office not that long ago that the exact same thing happened. And then I distinctly remember very, very good sourcing. I mean, I have this on the absolute premier golden rule authority that during Trump's criminal trial in New York City, the stink was so bad because of the farting. Remember he kept falling asleep.
Host
Wasn't it reporters that were saying this too?
Jennifer
Yeah, but I have an even closer source to the scene of the crime that was like, it was impossible to concentrate because of the farting. And let's just all call a spade a spade. Old people, they fart and don't know it. And this is a man that is farting in public and his sycophant. People don't say like, we gotta stop this, like, you gotta pay attention, tighten up your butt cheeks, hold it in. Nobody tells him to do anything. Remember at the opening of Notre Dame in Paris, he completely sat alone, like there was a five foot radius.
Host
Yeah.
Jennifer
So these allegations of farting and how bad it smells precede him. Not to mention when you hear about the diaper situation and you see him, the flap of his jacket coming up, you've got the hospice nurse with their big diaper bag everywhere he goes.
Host
She was spotted yesterday getting off Air Force One with that big diaper bag following right behind him.
Jennifer
Yeah. So, I mean, this is just not even remotely far fetched based on that man's face. My guess is he was throwing up in his mouth a little bit and he was trying to hide it, but it was so toxic that he probably was having trouble. And that's my guess. I've been around old people. This is not novel to try. He's just. Everybody else is sitting around going, your farts smell like roses. I've never smelt a fart that I didn't love coming from you.
Co-host 1
Now, this is who Maga looks up to. This is peak masculinity for them.
Jennifer
And this is peak masculinity is someone farts and you go, there you go, yeah, that smells like roses.
Co-host 1
They wake up and choose the sky every day. And, you know, I hope that they can live with themselves.
Host
So after the funeral, Netanyahu, who was in attendance, seen what seemed to be giving orders to Rubio, to Pete Hexeth.
Jennifer
That was.
Host
Yeah. He books it straight over to sit down on Fox Propaganda channel with Sean Hannity. And here Sean is asking him about Mayor Mamdani, calling for his arrest.
Benjamin Netanyahu
The un, I think, has been historically anti American and anti Semitic. I don't believe in the wef. I'm not a fan of the Paris Accords, any of these, these globalist organizations, and they don't have any authority. And you've got this lunatic mayor in New York thinking you may get arrested if you go to New York, which will never happen. First of all, I'm going to New York. Yeah, I'd love to see you there when I go to the UN in September. You know, I moved to Florida. Well, you know, you can take a floor. I'll come up. Yes, you've come to Washington, so you can go there. But I'm definitely going there. I'm going to speak the truth in front of this.
Jennifer
The truth is spewing. Okay, first of all, I'm pissed about Sean Hannity saying the UN is fundamentally hates the United and is anti Semitic. They're calling out war crimes. That's what they're doing. The ICC is a very important international body that holds power to account. There is a warrant through the ICC for Benjamin Netanyahu's arrest. The quote, unquote lunatic mayor in New York is also of the same mind as the president of Spain and other countries throughout the globe because Netanyahu is the author and leader of a genocide in Gaza. That is undisputed that what is going on in Gaza happened under Benjamin Netanyahu's watch. And they are killing and attempting to ethnically cleanse Gaza so that Jared Kushner can go in and build fucking condos. Sean Hannity needs to jump into reality. I know maybe in Florida they don't have to live in reality. You can just fucking put your thumb up your ass and move on down the road. But the reality is you're sitting down with a war criminal that has a warrant out for his arrest. Now the ICC unfortunately does not have an arm to enforce this. But my hope is at some point when the Trump regime, if I can ever hope that far is gone, that he cannot come to the United States, try to take our money to kill people and give his country free health care based on our tax dollar that he will not be able to pay for college because of the American payer tax dollar. And the Israeli people get a free college education. And my hope is they will fucking arrest his ass if he comes back.
Co-host 1
Well, and this is a pretty popular idea with the American people. Americans support Netanyahu arrests by 22 point margin. So the people are more with Mayor Mamdani than they are with Sean Hannity. Like you said, pumps. He has an arrest warrant out for war crimes and crimes against humanity. And the people who are on his side, Lindsey Graham. Lindsey Graham, there's reporting from the New York Times came out yesterday. He worked with Netanyahu to discredit and denounce the icc. So this is something that the Trump administration is actively working towards. And Marco Rubio is actually talking about it at his left wing terrorism event that he held last week. Right silent.
Marco Rubio
We're not members of the icc. We never signed that treaty. We never joined it. And they somehow claim that they have a right nonetheless to go after non treaty members and put heads of state and others in jail. We've long had quarrels with them and we have lunatics and crazies involved in the ICC that are talking about charging members of the US military, maybe even the president or a future president with crimes. It's not going to happen. It's just not going to happen. We are not members of that court. We never signed on to that treaty. They need to understand that if people want to sign in and be a part of that stupid organization, they can.
Jennifer
Here's what I want to know. If there was a democratic president that was committing war crimes that had killed 162 little girls that went to school that we still have no explanation for. And Pete Hegseth shut down the body within the Department of Defense that's supposed to investigate civilian casualties and you are bombing what I think the numbers like 222 people have been murdered on on boats alleged to be stopping the trafficking of drugs. And oh guess what, it's not stopping Cocaine coming into the United States. This, to me, is wanting to piggyback so that Trump and Pete Hegseth cannot be prosecuted after Trump leaves office. Because he, as we've seen, and Lindsey Graham, said so himself before he died, Trump loves to watch shit blow up. He loves it. Killing people is just a it happens kind of situation. So this is very, very concerning that what was supposed to be the world's largest democracy and superpower does not want to recognize laws that enforce global crimes being committed by heads of state and foreign governments. That's exactly what he's saying, is we don't want a law that stops people from committing war crimes. We won't recognize it. We don't want it.
Host
I think you're right that it is eventually to protect Donald Trump. And I think we're seeing Trump becoming more scared and scared and realizing he's not invincible. We've got some reporting from the Atlantic here. President Trump has finally crashed into the limits of his power. He can't escape the Iran war. Republicans have begun to defy him. And as the midterms approach, he will soon face his worst fear, his coming irrelevance.
Jennifer
Okay, here's the thing. One time I was listening to Mary Trump, who is a doctor of psychology, she's a psychologist, she is also Donald Trump's niece. And she said, relevance is like oxygen to this man. He cannot live without the attention. Positive or negative, doesn't matter. I was reading an article, and it makes a lot of sense. Sense. We're in. We're in the w. The boiling water that you put the frog in. We've just heated it up and heated it up. We don't even realize how hot the water is. We're in. So many Americans are under this blind obedience to Trump. It is not happening globally. I was reading an article that global leaders and around the world, Trump has completely lost the power with him because a, they know he's a taco. They know that he, Whoever has his ear last is what he does. He is inconsistent, and he is unhinged and delusional, not to mention that he has dementia. So he is being disregarded globally more than domestically, because domestically people still run around, particularly in his orbit, to say how great he is and how much power he has and how big his hands are and all those things. But it's just interesting as this superpower that we live in lacks respect globally. That. And here's another thing, and I don't talk about this enough, and I think about it all the time. All he has Done is browbeat our allies in NATO from jump. Can I get. Canada is going to be a 51st state, blah, blah. And then he turns around, he's like, well, they're not helping us because we're mad because why don't they want to help us? You said you didn't need any help. You said you got it. You in the dip, Pete Kegseth. You thought you guys had this handled and you were dipshits and you were lied to and now you're. And now you want the European allies, the NATO allies to come in and save your ass. Why would they? They're not used to being abused by you emotionally as the American people are. They're not in the bubble that we are in. So I think this is good. I think he's going to spin out even more, which sounds like that's not even possible, quite frankly.
Host
I think you're right. I think we're going to see him just continue to decline when we thought he was at bottom. He wasn't.
Jennifer
No, he keeps digging. He's going to keep digging.
Host
All right, pumps, you want to close it out?
Jennifer
All right. Please like and subscribe this video, a very important thing you can do is to pre order Jennifer's book coming out in October. Not today. Fascist. The link is below in the show notes. Look, double trouble right here. All right, and we will be back later with more.
Kiana
I'm Kiana and I leveled up my business with Shopify. Once I figured out that Shopify was a thing, I never turned back. I can create a site with my eyes closed. Shopify thinks ahead of us, you know, and it thinks about the customer more than anything. Every day I'm thinking about some other new business, but Shopify is doing it to me because it's so easy to use. It's like, I can't stop. Stop. I'm addicted. Start your free trial@shopify.com.
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Date: July 29, 2026
This episode of IHIP News takes a sharply satirical, progressive look at the latest political developments surrounding Donald Trump and the GOP. Jennifer and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan dissect rumors of Trump’s physical and political struggles at a high-profile funeral, ongoing legal developments and international controversies, the global perception of Trump and Netanyahu, and cracks beginning to show within the Republican Party’s support for Trump. As always, the hosts use irreverent humor to address serious topics, blending cutting social commentary with offbeat observations.
Humor as Critique: The show opens with a mocking segment about Trump’s reported behavior and physical decline at Lindsey Graham's funeral.
Notable Moments:
Netanyahu’s Media Maneuvering: The hosts turn to Benjamin Netanyahu, discussing his guest appearance on Fox News and international arrest warrant issued by the International Criminal Court (ICC).
Host Anger at Disinformation: Jennifer unleashes a passionate criticism of both Netanyahu’s rhetoric and Sean Hannity’s defense, characterizing them as detached from reality and complicit in war crimes by denial.
US Aid & Geopolitics: Discussion of American taxpayer money being sent to Israel for social services while Netanyahu stands accused of genocide.
Notable Moments:
GOP Narrative vs. International Law: Clips of Marco Rubio rejecting the ICC’s legitimacy and railing against any external accountability for US officials.
Underlying Motive: Jennifer points out that GOP opposition seems designed to prevent Trump and his close allies from ever being prosecuted for war crimes after leaving office.
Grim Reflection: Commentary on how the US, once the world’s self-proclaimed democracy, now resists international law—specifically so leaders can act with impunity.
Notable Quotes:
Trump’s Impending Irrelevance: The hosts reflect on new reporting that Trump’s influence is diminishing, especially as global leaders and even Republicans begin to distance themselves.
Psychological Insight: Drawing on Mary Trump’s (Donald’s niece) psychological analysis, Jennifer argues that ‘irrelevance’ is Trump’s worst fear and that he thrives on attention, positive or negative.
Global Abandonment: Jennifer notes that world leaders see Trump as “inconsistent, unhinged, and delusional,” more so than many Americans do.
Isolation of the U.S.: She highlights how Trump’s continual antagonism of NATO allies has left the U.S. globally isolated and lacking respect.
Notable Quotes:
This episode sharply critiques both the literal and figurative decline of Donald Trump’s political power, the complicity of U.S. officials in international crimes, and the growing distance between American public opinion and its global allies. Jennifer and Angie deliver their analysis with biting wit and righteous anger, encouraging listeners to stay vigilant and vocal as political dynamics evolve.