Transcript
Sam (0:00)
Foreign weird stuff is happening with the convicted felon cankles McTaco tits, who, for expediency, I'm just going to refer to as Kanks, okay? Over Labor Day weekend, this is a guy who has the cameras following him everywhere, and he will not shut up. If he sees a camera, he beelines for it. It has been crickets. The press has been yards and yards away, having to zoom in. And he looks like hammered dog, you guys. And I mean, and that's for him to look worse is saying something. But that's how dire this situation is. So these photographs start dropping from the press pool. Put up the first one. All right, here he is. This is the first proof of life where he trots out to go play golf. And he did not allow the press to follow him playing golf. And, you know, he fancies himself an athlete and a great golfer. So I thought that was pretty interesting. And here's the next one. All right, this one right here, you guys. I don't know where his hair is. You know, his hair is always outside of the cap, and I don't see any hair. Here it is. Puff the Magic Dragon if I've ever seen it in my life. With the face. I mean, it's just as puffy as it gets. And let's go to the last one. Here he is in the car, and I don't know if he's asleep. I don't know if he's had a mini stroke. I don't know what's going on. But the question is, who's running the country? Because is this guy running it? Is Kanks running it?
Co-host (1:31)
Absolutely not. I don't even think if he hadn't had this type of health emergency. He's running the country because, number one, he doesn't give a shit. He cares about dolling up the Oval Office. But all of the, like, AI stuff that they're comparing and contrasting, like, I don't know. I just know he looks half asleep and that they propped him up. And I just think, here we are, we have all this stuff globally going on with Russia and China and India, and our guy looks half dead.
Sam (2:02)
All right? So here the White House keeps trying to trot out proof of life stuff. So here is a. A, an image they put out. And I am not like a photographic expert or anything, but I just want. If you're listening, I'll describe it to you. It's Kanks with this really forced smile next to some crusty white guy at some, you know, the Virginia Country Club. But if you look at the mirror, there's a girl in the mirror with no photograph. And then if you look to the right, there are two men standing there. Or maybe that's a woman, I don't know, but it looks kind of photoshopped and so they're really not helping the cause. But then Kanks himself sends out a proof of life tweet which tells me he's in dire health.
Co-host (2:48)
Right?
Sam (2:49)
And his tweet says, never felt better in my life. Also, D.C. is a crime free zone. President DJT all right, we always know he either telegraphs the exact opposite of what's going on. And so him saying he has never felt better in his life tells me this is a dire, dire health crisis. We have a weekend Bernie's Style situation going on. It was just released that the White House press pool can cover an Oval Office announcement to today at 2:00pm Eastern Time. So I don't know. I mean, you know, there's the, the person where you take your normal brain and you think, oh, he's had a stroke, he's going to resign from office because he can't speak. But then, you know, we never get what we want in Trump's America. And so I'm sure this is going to be some sort of wag the dog fear mongering BS that he always promotes or he's going to have his show and tell with executive orders. And let's remember that tomorrow there are going to be major Epstein developments. Abuse victims are going to be speaking and telling their stories. This is going to be damning for Donald Trump to put this to the top of the headline. And I mean, he does look like crap, but I wouldn't put it past him to create some sort of maneuver away from this because that's how dire this Epstein stuff is. Here's another proof of life tweet that he put out, and this was yesterday, and Woody Allen wants to direct Donald Trump in another movie after 1998's Celebrity. A pleasure to work with and a very good actor. Okay, this is problematic on multiple fronts. Woody Allen is not perceived as somebody who I think the MAGA family values crowd would want to, would want to promote. That's first and foremost. Secondly, the fact that he's thinking he's going to star in a movie. I mean, seriously, they can't even get him to go out and talk in front of a microphone and he's, his face is puffed up like a bubble tick.