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Foreign drag queen, smokey eyed sociopath. JD Just dance bands who for expediency and efficiency and spite, I will from now on refer to as Little Smokey. Pun intended on the Little Smokey. He knows, you guys. He knows because they've told Trump because Trump's talking about I got to get into heaven. People say I'm not doing well. The dementia's on fleek. We've got muffin top cankles, we've got the bruising on the hands. Everybody in there knows that the curtains are about to close on this guy and JD Vance is right there chomping at the bit, ready to get in. Put up this tweet from Newswire. Vance says he's ready to be president while praising Trump's health. This is what they do. Praising Trump's health, but also, I'm ready to be president. MAGA movement is always an exercise and contradiction and that is on purpose. It is on purpose to say we're the party of law and order. And then you have a convicted felon that pardons felons. They on purpose say, oh, these masked agents, they have to have masks over their face because otherwise they're going to get doxed. When the biggest doxer on the planet is Donald Trump, that doxes the judiciary, his opponents, anybody that speaks out against him. And Little Smokey is escalating the gaslighting and he is going after Mamdani, Zoran Mamdani in New York. Play the video.
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Does Mandami, when you hear him speak, is this a man who feels gratitude for the United States of America? Is this a man who feels grateful for all of the opportunities, the incredible bounty of this country? I don't know the guy, but my sense is he's had a very good life in this country. It would be nice for him to occasionally show a sense of gratitude instead of just attacking the United States for all of its problems.
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You bring up pumps ripping.
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I'm so confused on why JD Vance thinks everybody needs to thank him all the time. What in the is he talking about? Valinsky didn't say thank you. Mondami doesn't say thank you like shut up. You betrayed your city. I mean, I'm sorry, your state. When you wrote hillbilly elegy and did all that, then you ran out and got queer Eyed by Peter Thiel. You can't wait for Donald trump to die, J.D. vance. This was all part of the oligarchy plan and you're in there doing the bidding. So he's praising Trump's Health. As he has a hard dick about ascending to the presidency.
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Has he ever been grateful for immigration, that he got a wife, Wife he maybe allegedly loves? I mean, I, I don't know. I've heard him kind of talk about it's not her problem that she's white. Is he not being grateful for multiculturalism, that he has multicultural children? I've never heard any gratitude about that. All I've heard him is demean immigrants. All I've heard is him prop up thinly veiled racist attacks. All I've seen him do is support criminals. All I've seen him do is try to uphold the erosion of the rule of law. This guy, it's projection because he has no gratitude for anything because he hasn't had to work hard. He, he got recruit. He had a Net worth pumps $1 million from Hillbilly Eley. Peter Till and the other evil oligarchs needed someone that they could own. They take JD Vance now he's worth over $10 million. He is nothing short of a little smoky sociopath prostitute. That's just what he is like so many politicians. And here's little Smokey, this guy who. There is video after video after video of him describing how Trump is corrupt, how he's crazy, how he's a threat to democracy. And JD Vance has the gall and the audacity to get on camera and talk about authenticity. And let's sink in. He is the most inauthentic prostitute in the American government right now. Lil Smokey is. And he has the fucking audacity to speak about authenticity as though he is an expert on it. Play the clip.
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Humor. Gavin Newsom sure thinks he's a comedian these days on social media, and so does much of the left. His polling numbers have gone way up since he started mimicking President Trump on social media.
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Yeah.
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What do you make of Governor Newsom?
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I make a Governor Newsom that you said he's mimicking Donald Trump, and I think that's exactly right. The lesson of Donald Trump, the lesson of President Trump in American politics is you've got to be authentic to yourself. And when I see Gavin Newsom trying to act like Donald Trump, that's the opposite of authenticity. He's not trying to be Gavin Newsom, whoever that is.
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He's trying to be whoever that is.
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Copy of Donald Trump, and it just doesn't work. You can't, you can't mimic the king. You can't mimic the master. You ought to just go and be yourself. And I think the American people would like that a lot more than a cheap imitation of the President. United States.
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Okay? Nobody, nobody is trying to mimic Trump more than a little smokey. And furthermore, Gavin Newsom is not mimicking. He's mocking relentlessly. And it is a layup. And his approval ratings are rising. But J.D. vance, everything that he said there, the lack of self awareness and the statement that you and I say a lot, you can't shame the shameless. That's why he's our little smoky sociopath. This is a man that is a failed drag queen. He tried to be a drag queen. Pictures are all over the Internet. He failed at it. So what does he do? He starts hating what he didn't have the authenticity to be or the courage to be. This man is evil. He is more organized and more ambitious than Donald Trump. He. He's more connected with people who have far more nefarious intents. And he is waiting in the lurch, ready to pounce into the presidency. And I believe, viewer, I believe they know Kings is about to drop dead. Alex Jones gives him within 12 months with, I think is generous. And they have to militarize and get in, get Big Balls and all these other freaks close to all the voting machines so that they can do whatever they can to keep their evil super majority. And think about this, punts. This is what drives me crazy. Growing up in a Republican red state, our whole lives, the founders, the Constitution, freedom, America, land of opportunity, all that they never talk about anymore because that's not what they want anymore. They want a dictatorship. They want to control thought. They want to control other human beings.
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They want to control it for everyone other than white men with money. And let's just remember, Usha Vance is a second generation immigrant. But here's a couple of things I just want to say. J.D. vance, were you authentic when you called Trump America's Hitler? Are you authentic now that you kiss his ass? And J.D. vance, are you thankful for Sephora? Are you thankful every day? Have you called out thank you for eyeliner? Because where is the fucking gratitude for Sephora? I've had it.
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Oh, my God, that's so good. He has no gratitude. No gratitude. This man is a failed drag queen. And he sits and hey, you know, God only knows what he had to do with Peter Till to increase his net worth.
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Oh, well, I think we can all figure it out.
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Yeah. And let's just remember, you guys, this is the party that crashed Grindr twice. This is the party whose leader tried to give a microphone a blowjob. This is a party whose leader who's so authentic. Was Trump authentic when he was talking about the size of Arnold Palmer's cock with glee and utter excitement. I mean, literally foaming at the mouth. He's so excited. It's unbelievable, these people. And it's not the gay stuff, it's not the bisexual stuff, not the eyeliner. We support all, all of that freedom of expression we actually believe in that. It's the hypocrisy and being cruel to people that in secret, you truly are. Lastly, the Lincoln Project is still around and they know how to occupy real estate in the MAGA movement because they used to be Republicans and they got to Trump and it was an absolute no. And they're making videos like this about little Smokey and Kinks.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to announce that Senator J.D. vance has the overwhelming support of this convention to be the next Vice President of the United States who has heard.
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The poem called the Snake on her way to work. One morning down the path along the lake, a tender hearted woman saw a. A poor half frozen snake. Take me in, O tender woman. Take me in for heaven's sake, take me in, O tender woman, sighed the vicious snake.
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I can't stomach Trump. I think that he's noxious.
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She clutched him to her bosom. You're so beautiful. She cried. But instead of saying thank you, that snake gave her a vicious bite.
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Hello, Christians, Everyone is watching us when we apologize for this man. Lord help us.
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I have saved you, cried the woman. And you've bitten me, Heaven's why.
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Fundamentally divisive, arrogant.
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You know your bite is poisonous. And now I'm going to die.
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He's leading our political discourse to a very negative place.
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Oh, shut up, silly woman, said the rest of the reptile with a grin.
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Might be America's Hitler, might be a cynical a hole.
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You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in.
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I've been never Trump guy. I never liked him.
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Here's the thing. Trump is the most paranoid on the planet. And we know authoritarians surround themselves with incompetent people because that means they can still be the star. This shit with Trump is going to make him crazy. And here's the thing with, oh yes, this, with, with Vance. And now Vance is coming out saying this, this is going to make Trump bananas and I'm here for it.
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I'm 100% here for it. We are sat kanks. We need to keep highlighting what JD Vance is doing and who he's colluding with because he is an inauthentic little snake. All right, that's all we have for today. Like and subscribe. We'll see you all later.
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I have gotten so much feedback regarding the book that because of my situation with the religion and addiction and all that that people relate to that. So I do think there's something to take away that's of kind comforting about it because we've all been in very.
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Difficult situations and listener what we want.
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Episode: JD Vance Admits to Hoping Trump’s Death is Soon?
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Release Date: August 29, 2025
In this fiery and comedic episode, Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan (“Pumps”) dig into recent public statements and behavior from Senator J.D. Vance, whom they dub “Little Smokey.” The hosts analyze Vance's positioning as Trump's possible successor, his shifting rhetoric, and what they argue is a lack of authenticity. Through their irreverent, candid discussion, they reveal their frustrations with the hypocrisy and opportunism they see rampant in the MAGA movement, all while weaving in biting humor and memorable jabs.
On hypocrisy:
“MAGA movement is always an exercise and contradiction and that is on purpose.” [01:23 — Jennifer]
Vance’s ambition:
“You can't wait for Donald Trump to die, J.D. Vance. This was all part of the oligarchy plan and you're in there doing the bidding.” [01:58 — Angie]
Vance’s inauthenticity:
“He is the most inauthentic prostitute in the American government right now.” [03:29 — Jennifer]
Mocking Vance’s demand for gratitude:
“Are you thankful for Sephora? Are you thankful every day?” [07:13 — Angie]
On the right’s performative authenticity:
“It's not the gay stuff, it's not the bisexual stuff, not the eyeliner. We support all, all of that freedom of expression we actually believe in that. It's the hypocrisy and being cruel to people that in secret, you truly are.” [08:03 — Jennifer]
On Republican shift:
“They want a dictatorship. They want to control thought. They want to control other human beings.” [06:45 — Jennifer]
The episode is irreverent, deeply sarcastic, and unapologetically progressive. Jennifer and Angie mix political commentary with pop culture references and snark, creating a blend of cathartic humor and trenchant critique, aimed especially at hypocrisy and opportunism within right-wing politics.
This summary covers all key content, notable exchanges, zingers, and insights, so you can feel caught up and get a strong sense of the episode’s energy—without ever having to hit play.