D (4:19)

Humor. Gavin Newsom sure thinks he's a comedian these days on social media, and so does much of the left. His polling numbers have gone way up since he started mimicking President Trump on social media.

B (4:30)

Yeah.

D (4:30)

What do you make of Governor Newsom?

B (4:32)

I make a Governor Newsom that you said he's mimicking Donald Trump, and I think that's exactly right. The lesson of Donald Trump, the lesson of President Trump in American politics is you've got to be authentic to yourself. And when I see Gavin Newsom trying to act like Donald Trump, that's the opposite of authenticity. He's not trying to be Gavin Newsom, whoever that is.

D (4:50)

He's trying to be whoever that is.

B (4:53)

Copy of Donald Trump, and it just doesn't work. You can't, you can't mimic the king. You can't mimic the master. You ought to just go and be yourself. And I think the American people would like that a lot more than a cheap imitation of the President. United States.

A (5:06)

Okay? Nobody, nobody is trying to mimic Trump more than a little smokey. And furthermore, Gavin Newsom is not mimicking. He's mocking relentlessly. And it is a layup. And his approval ratings are rising. But J.D. vance, everything that he said there, the lack of self awareness and the statement that you and I say a lot, you can't shame the shameless. That's why he's our little smoky sociopath. This is a man that is a failed drag queen. He tried to be a drag queen. Pictures are all over the Internet. He failed at it. So what does he do? He starts hating what he didn't have the authenticity to be or the courage to be. This man is evil. He is more organized and more ambitious than Donald Trump. He. He's more connected with people who have far more nefarious intents. And he is waiting in the lurch, ready to pounce into the presidency. And I believe, viewer, I believe they know Kings is about to drop dead. Alex Jones gives him within 12 months with, I think is generous. And they have to militarize and get in, get Big Balls and all these other freaks close to all the voting machines so that they can do whatever they can to keep their evil super majority. And think about this, punts. This is what drives me crazy. Growing up in a Republican red state, our whole lives, the founders, the Constitution, freedom, America, land of opportunity, all that they never talk about anymore because that's not what they want anymore. They want a dictatorship. They want to control thought. They want to control other human beings.

C (6:52)

They want to control it for everyone other than white men with money. And let's just remember, Usha Vance is a second generation immigrant. But here's a couple of things I just want to say. J.D. vance, were you authentic when you called Trump America's Hitler? Are you authentic now that you kiss his ass? And J.D. vance, are you thankful for Sephora? Are you thankful every day? Have you called out thank you for eyeliner? Because where is the fucking gratitude for Sephora? I've had it.

A (7:27)

Oh, my God, that's so good. He has no gratitude. No gratitude. This man is a failed drag queen. And he sits and hey, you know, God only knows what he had to do with Peter Till to increase his net worth.

C (7:42)

Oh, well, I think we can all figure it out.

A (7:44)

Yeah. And let's just remember, you guys, this is the party that crashed Grindr twice. This is the party whose leader tried to give a microphone a blowjob. This is a party whose leader who's so authentic. Was Trump authentic when he was talking about the size of Arnold Palmer's cock with glee and utter excitement. I mean, literally foaming at the mouth. He's so excited. It's unbelievable, these people. And it's not the gay stuff, it's not the bisexual stuff, not the eyeliner. We support all, all of that freedom of expression we actually believe in that. It's the hypocrisy and being cruel to people that in secret, you truly are. Lastly, the Lincoln Project is still around and they know how to occupy real estate in the MAGA movement because they used to be Republicans and they got to Trump and it was an absolute no. And they're making videos like this about little Smokey and Kinks.

E (8:46)

Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to announce that Senator J.D. vance has the overwhelming support of this convention to be the next Vice President of the United States who has heard.

F (9:00)

The poem called the Snake on her way to work. One morning down the path along the lake, a tender hearted woman saw a. A poor half frozen snake. Take me in, O tender woman. Take me in for heaven's sake, take me in, O tender woman, sighed the vicious snake.

B (9:25)

I can't stomach Trump. I think that he's noxious.

F (9:28)

She clutched him to her bosom. You're so beautiful. She cried. But instead of saying thank you, that snake gave her a vicious bite.

B (9:40)

Hello, Christians, Everyone is watching us when we apologize for this man. Lord help us.

F (9:46)

I have saved you, cried the woman. And you've bitten me, Heaven's why.

B (9:52)

Fundamentally divisive, arrogant.

F (9:54)

You know your bite is poisonous. And now I'm going to die.

B (9:59)

He's leading our political discourse to a very negative place.

F (10:02)

Oh, shut up, silly woman, said the rest of the reptile with a grin.

A (10:07)

Might be America's Hitler, might be a cynical a hole.

F (10:10)

You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in.

B (10:17)

I've been never Trump guy. I never liked him.

C (10:21)

Here's the thing. Trump is the most paranoid on the planet. And we know authoritarians surround themselves with incompetent people because that means they can still be the star. This shit with Trump is going to make him crazy. And here's the thing with, oh yes, this, with, with Vance. And now Vance is coming out saying this, this is going to make Trump bananas and I'm here for it.

A (10:49)

I'm 100% here for it. We are sat kanks. We need to keep highlighting what JD Vance is doing and who he's colluding with because he is an inauthentic little snake. All right, that's all we have for today. Like and subscribe. We'll see you all later.

G (11:15)

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C (11:36)

I have gotten so much feedback regarding the book that because of my situation with the religion and addiction and all that that people relate to that. So I do think there's something to take away that's of kind comforting about it because we've all been in very.

G (11:51)

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