JD Vance Gets Screwed Over and Faceplants on Fox, Insider Reveals All on Hasan Piker

Summary

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IHIP News Podcast Summary

Episode: JD Vance Gets Screwed Over and Faceplants on Fox, Insider Reveals All on Hasan Piker
Date: June 9, 2026
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Guest: Austin Show (Twitch streamer; co-host of Fear & podcast, frequent collaborator with Hasan Piker)

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Episode Overview

This episode dives into the latest political absurdities as seen through the progressive, irreverent lens of Jennifer, Angie, and their guest Austin Show. The hosts and Austin mock GOP attempts at defining "normalcy," dissect the hypocrisy of conservative masculinity standards, and hilariously roast right-wing media’s obsession with online left personalities like Hasan Piker. The show also addresses smear campaigns against Democrats, Fox News’ relentless coverage of progressive figures, and the intersection of politics, internet culture, and sexuality—all with biting insight and comedic flair.

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Key Topics and Discussion Points

1. JD Vance’s Definition of “Normal” & Republican Masculinity (01:36–07:04)

• JD Vance on “normal” Democratic candidates:
  The episode opens with a Fox News clip where J.D. Vance suggests Democrats should nominate “normal human beings.”
• Commentary:
  • Austin skewers this, saying:

    “First of all, all of these men are secretly on Grindr. All of them are secretly trying to sleep with members of our community while passing legislation or actively trying to eliminate us from society.” (03:02)

  • Both hosts and Austin ridicule the vague and moving target of “normal”—
    • “Is normal J.D. Vance, somebody who likes to have intercourse with his couch?” — Austin (03:12)
    • “Is normal eyeliner?” — Jennifer (03:22)
  • They highlight the GOP’s relentless (and, in their view, hypocritical) focus on gender and sexuality:

    “Nobody is more obsessed with trans people than Republicans.” — Austin (03:58)

  • They laugh at the career of Riley Gaines, Fox’s go-to anti-trans sports commentator:

    “She's a failed swimmer that has an entire television career because of the trans community. If anybody should celebrate Pride Month...” — Jennifer (04:33)

2. Ted Cruz’s Macho Posturing—And Its Downfall (05:05–08:16)

• Ted Cruz attacking James Talarico’s masculinity:
  Clip is played of Cruz mocking Talarico’s “lack of masculinity.”
• Panel Roasts Cruz:
  • “Unfuckable. Fat.”—Austin (05:51)
  • “No Riz. Ugly. Dumb.”—Jennifer & Austin (06:02)
• Commentary on performative masculinity:
  • “The thing that cracks me up about Republicans and masculinity… They often fall short of their own definitions.”—Austin (06:14)
• Ted Cruz’s submission to Trump’s insults:
  Jennifer revisits the infamous Heidi Cruz tweet and Ted’s weak response (“He took Trump's ass, opened it up, and cramped his head all the way up in it as much as he could… God bless Donald Trump.” — Jennifer, 07:48)
• Punchline:
  “Ted has been…very far up his ass the entire time.” — Austin (08:09)

3. Right-Wing Smear Campaigns: Sex Lives > Policy (08:16–10:29)

• James Talarico as GOP obsession:
  • The panel outlines the “transvestigation” and absurd right-wing claims about Talarico’s sexuality, dietary habits, and alleged affairs.
  • “This is what happens when you don’t have policy… You have to smear them as an individual.” — Austin (09:42)
• Underlying Point:
  • Republicans distract from their lack of substantive agenda by fixating on culture war issues.
  • “People want to be able to feed their families and have affordable housing and health care. You know, those are the things that people care about. They don’t care about this shit.” — Austin (09:54)

4. Fox News, Masculinity, and Sexual Repression (10:29–14:36)

• Republican men’s sexual repression and fixation:
  • Jennifer references Jillian Michaels critiquing their “contempt for rural and working class Americans.”
  • Austin notes the “woke-washing” tactic:

    “Republicans will do this thing...they’re only pro-gay when it advances their fascist agenda.” (13:04)

  • “The only reason I can’t do that here is because you just haven’t gotten there yet.” — Austin (13:35)
• Satirical reversal:
  • Jennifer: “What I have visceral contempt for are hypocrites like her [Jillian Michaels].” (13:43)
  • Playful digression about Mormon Church scandals and religious hypocrisy.

5. Fox News’ and NY Post’s Hasan Piker Obsession (16:42–30:10)

• Relentless right-wing media coverage:
  • Clips are played showing Fox “going all in” on Hasan and his co-hosts.
  • Interns assigned to monitor progressive podcasts:
    • “Say hello to the Fox interns.” — Jennifer (17:47)
    • “Hello, Fox News. I’ll take an interview. Anything you want to know about Hasan?” — Austin (17:54)
• Mockery of NY Post “exposé”:
  • Hasan Piker is accused (tongue-in-cheek) of being a “horny homeowner” and “chronic masturbator.”
  • The “faptop” joke:
    • “They’re trying to get him for having some sort of jerking off. Not on the work computer is basically what he sees.” — Austin (18:55)
    • Jennifer is amused by the notion of being shamed for owning a house as a leftist (19:27–20:07)
  • “Of course, he’s not living the life of a socialist, which he shouldn’t be living in a house. He should be living in a box.” — Austin (20:33)
• Meta-commentary:
  • “None of these people have they never heard of the Streisand effect.” — Austin (29:49)
  • Wall-to-wall coverage of Hasan, paradoxically, making him and his causes more prominent.

6. Inside Jokes, Streaming Culture & Interpersonal Bits (23:39–28:32)

• Personal anecdotes:
  • Jennifer shares taking Hasan to a Lakers game, “getting him offline” and acting like a “full-blown normal person.” (24:20–24:41)
  • Extended riffing on “fapping,” FAPTop vs. laptop, and the world of Twitch streaming.
  • Austin’s unsuccessful attempts at suite upgrades and mutual hang-out FOMO (25:04–27:04).
• Homophobia and mutual trolling:
  • “He promised me he was gonna come to Pride… He canceled it because Iran attacked Israel. I mean, come on.” — Austin (27:52)
  • “You think that's a form of homophobia?” — Jennifer (27:50)
  • “Absolutely. He is an LGBTQ foe.” — Austin (27:52)
• Reflections on the intersection of online culture, progressive politics, and right-wing obsession:
  • “People come to me… Hasan supports people that don’t support gay people. I’m like, maybe Hasan needs to…convert some of these conservatives to be woke.” — Austin (28:32)
  • Necessary Conversation podcast: an Oklahoma mom defending Hasan as “my boy.” (28:53–29:33)

7. Conclusions and Running Gags (30:03–30:39)

• Jokes about Fox News coverage, Hasan’s newfound fame, and grooming hosts for Fox exclusives:
  • “Now he’s elevating candidates and they’re winning elections.” (30:03)
  • “Jesse, if you're listening, I'll do a shirtless [interview] for you.” — Austin (30:24)
  • Episode signs off with affectionate banter between Jennifer and Austin.

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Notable Quotes and Moments

• “First of all, all of these men are secretly on Grindr…while passing legislation or actively trying to eliminate us from society, number one.”
  — Austin Show (03:02)

• “Unfuckable. Fat.”
  — Austin (05:51)

• “People want to be able to feed their families and have affordable housing and health care. You know, those are the things that people care about. They don't care about this shit.”
  — Austin (09:54)

• “Republicans will do this thing...they're only pro-gay when it advances their fascist agenda.”
  — Austin (13:04)

• “They're trying to get him for having some sort of jerking off. Not on the work computer is basically what he sees.”
  — Austin (18:55)

• “None of these people have they never heard of the Streisand effect.”
  — Austin (29:49)

• Affectionate outro:

  Jennifer: “Austin show. I love you.” (30:35)
  Austin: “I love you, too.” (30:37)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:36 – JD Vance’s “normal candidate” remarks and Fox News culture wars
• 05:05 – Ted Cruz and masculinity, Heidi Cruz/Trump incident revisited
• 08:16 – GOP smears on James Talarico, sex and culture over policy
• 10:29 – Fox News, sexual repression, and the rural working class insult trope
• 13:04 – Religious hypocrisy, Mormon Lego scandal (brief digression)
• 16:42 – Fox and NY Post’s obsession with Hasan Piker, “faptop” jokes
• 24:20 – Taking Hasan to Lakers game, streamer/journalist/celebrity bits
• 27:50 – Mutual trolling, LGBTQ jokes, and progressive internet culture
• 29:49 – Streisand effect, the real impact of right-wing coverage
• 30:24 – Shirtless Fox News interview joke and sign-off banter

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Tone

The entire episode is fueled by caustic humor, deep sarcasm, inside streaming jokes, and a persistent undermining of right-wing narratives. The hosts and guest are candid, mocking, and occasionally tender, especially when highlighting their own community’s quirks.

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Useful For

• Anyone interested in the latest progressive comedic takes on the current political and media landscape.
• Viewers seeking to understand left-leaning criticism of right-wing “culture war” tactics.
• Fans of internet culture, Hasan Piker, and online streaming personalities.

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Transcript

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[Jennifer]

All right. Joining me today on IHIP News is Twitch Streamer, co host and the star of Fear and podcast Austin Show. Austin. Welcome to I HIP News.

[Austin Show]

Jennifer. It is such a privilege to be back for the second time on IHIP News. The last time at the DNC in 2024.

[Jennifer]

That was fun.

[Austin Show]

That was so much fun.

[Jennifer]

And then we got our hearts broken.

[Austin Show]

We got our hearts ripped out of our chest.

[Jennifer]

We libbed out.

[Austin Show]

We libbed out. A lot has changed in both of our political evolution since then.

[Jennifer]

Yes. And I want to show you alleged heterosexual JD Vance here talking about Dems should just run, quote, normal people in elections. Play the clip.

[Austin Show]

The midterm elections right around the corner. The Democrats have nominated Talarico and Platner to win back men. Mr. Vice President, is that going to work? I'm probably the worst person to ask how the Democrats can win votes. Jesse. But look what I My free political advice to Democrats is very simple. It's just elect, nominate normal human beings.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Don't run on men playing in women's sports.

[Austin Show]

Don't run on letting illegal immigrants flood our country.

[Jennifer]

Speaking of running and J.D. vance. Play the clip. There's J.D. vance at Disneyland. Okay, here he goes. His is running.

[Austin Show]

Oh, man. Not an athletic bone in his body.

[Jennifer]

Okay, one more before you respond to that. He's talking about Democrats running normal people and men in women's clothing. Pop this up. Alleged heterosexual and failed drag Queen Vice President J.D. vance.

[Austin Show]

Well, you know Jen. I mean, first of all, all of these men are secretly on Grindr.

[Jennifer]

Yep.

[Austin Show]

All of them are secretly trying to sleep with members of our community while passing legislation or actively trying to eliminate us from society, number one. Number two, what the hell is normal? Is normal J.D. vance, somebody who likes to have intercourse with his couch. You know what is normal?

[Jennifer]

Is normal eyeliner.

[Austin Show]

Yeah. Is normal the House Speaker, Mike Johnson, who likes to monitor his son's pornography usage, Is that what is normal?

[Jennifer]

You know, it's a great point.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Yeah.

[Austin Show]

I mean, like, is this what we're. I mean, they're absolutely psychotic, all of them, from top to bottom, psychotic. And I'm not gonna pretend to sit here and think that that's normal. That's ridiculous.

[Jennifer]

Right. And then Jesse Waters, do you think it's normal that he is so fixated on all of these men all the time?

[Austin Show]

I mean, they are more. That's the thing is nobody is more obsessed with trans people than Republicans.

[Jennifer]

Right.

[Austin Show]

They're the ones that are making this the talking point. Yeah, that's their talking point. Trans people in sports. That's their thing. Let me tell you. Name. You know, who's that girl? I can't even remember who she was. That.

[Jennifer]

Riley Gaines.

[Austin Show]

Riley Gaines, who placed fifth.

[Jennifer]

Tied for fifth.

[Austin Show]

Tied for fifth. And you know, I bet they couldn't even name who won. Right? Because they. Nobody cares. Trans people aren't going to change.

[Jennifer]

If the trans swimmer that she tied for fifth with hadn't swim, Riley Gaines would still be a fifth place swimmer minus the Fox News career. Nobody has benefited from the tease and the LGBTQ plus as much as Riley Gaines. She's a failed swimmer that has an entire television career because of the trans community. If anybody should celebrate Pride Month, I agree.

[Austin Show]

She should probably be on a float. You know, you probably should be.

[Jennifer]

Okay, here's Ted Cruz attacking James Talarico's masculinity. Play the clip.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Gotta say, if you were making a list of a thousand adjectives to describe this guy, masculine would not be one of them. I mean, this guy, if a stiff breeze came by, it would blow him over like a feather. This is also a guy who. His campaign. He ran a vegan no meat campaign because meat is destroying the world. He's opposed to oil and gas. This is the Democrat party and they will vote.

[Jennifer]

Okay, he says a thousand adjectives to describe James Ho. Can you start with some adjectives to describe Ted Cruz? I'll go first. Unfuckable.

[Austin Show]

Unfuckable. Fat. I mean. I mean. I mean, obvious.

[Jennifer]

Objectively.

[Austin Show]

Yeah, you do another one.

[Jennifer]

No, Riz.

[Austin Show]

No, Riz. Ugly. Yeah. I mean, these are dumb. Dumb.

[Jennifer]

Not uber masculine.

[Austin Show]

No, that's the thing, the thing that

[Jennifer]

he's kind of non. Binary.

[Austin Show]

This is the. This is the thing that. That cracks me up about Republicans and masculinity that they talk about. They often fall short of their own definitions of masculinity. Right, right. So, like, you know, Ted Cruz is describing, you know, I'm sure they describe these muscular, tough, you know, tough guys. And, you know, like, Ted Cruz, if he stepped on a scale, would be morbidly obese.

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Austin Show]

And there's nothing wrong with being morbidly obese. But quit trying to paint yourself as this, like, you know, this idea that, you know, this standard that you're setting for yourself and falling far, fall. Falling short of.

[Jennifer]

When you think of the idealized heterosexual male, the leader of the family, would you think that this alpha male would be protective of his wife and children? Right.

[Austin Show]

Yes.

[Jennifer]

Okay, so let's take a trip down memory lane. Donald Trump tweeted about Heidi Cruz, which is Ted's wife. And then this is the Trump tweet about Heidi. And then Ted Cruz response, he basically calls Heidi ugly.

[Austin Show]

Right.

[Jennifer]

He says, no need to spill the beans. These images are worth a thousand words. And he has Heidi with Melania. So then Ted, alpha male Cruz, responds on Twitter as a real alpha man does. Of course, Donald. Real men don't attack women. Your wife is lovely, and Heidi is the love of my life.

[Austin Show]

Oh, wow. How did Trump respond to that?

[Jennifer]

Oh, I think they went back and forth. But I'll tell you how Ted Cruz responded. He took Trump's ass, opened it up, and cramped his head all the way up in it as much as he could. And then he's like, God bless Donald Trump.

[Austin Show]

He's doing tricks on it. That's what he's doing.

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Austin Show]

You know, I mean, Ted is. Ted has been. Yeah, he's been. He's been very far up his ass the entire time.

[Jennifer]

So James Talarico, it started off a few months ago, before the primary, that James Talarico followed these only fans accounts, all right. Of these women with big titties, et cetera. And then he wins the primary, and then they start all this tofu Talarico, vegan Talarico. And then they start calling him trans.

[Austin Show]

Oh, they're transvestigating him.

[Jennifer]

Yes. Stephen Miller called Talarico trans.

[Austin Show]

Stephen Miller, Yes.

[Jennifer]

On with Jesse Waters.

[Austin Show]

They called him trans.

[Jennifer]

They called him trans. And so then all of now they're complaining because all of these Capitol staffers are claiming they had relationships, females with Talarico. Pop this up a second. Former Capitol staffer has confirmed a past romantic relationship with Democrat Senate candidate James Talarico. So here's how it goes in the MAGA world. James Talarico is a horn dog that likes onlyfans. He wins then James Talarico is a pussy that doesn't eat meat, doesn't like oil and gas, and is translated. Now they're saying James Talarico has had affairs. And this report comes from the Texas Scorecard, which is a right wing outlet. So again, it's this obsession with the sex lives of Democrats.

[Austin Show]

This is what happens when you don't have any policy.

[Jennifer]

Right.

[Austin Show]

This is what you have to focus on. You have to focus on these issues because you don't have anything that you can deliver to working class people.

[Jennifer]

That's right.

[Austin Show]

And so you have to make things up and continue going down the list to try to smear them as an individual as opposed to offering an alternative. And we, like, duh, Republicans aren't gonna offer anything like that. So that's what they have to do. So it's absolutely no shock. And it's so silly. And people don't care about these things. People don't care about trans people in sports. People want to be able to feed their families and have affordable housing and health care. You know, those are the things that people care about. They don't care about this shit.

[Jennifer]

Right, right. Well, I think the Fox News viewers do.

[Austin Show]

Well, yes, they care about. But the reason that they care about it is, you know, in my opinion, is because, you know, we've talked about this. The Democratic Party, the establishment, has not offered an alternative that has delivered an agenda that has helped these people get out of the. You know, these people are desperate.

[Jennifer]

Do you also think they're sexually repressed?

[Austin Show]

Oh, yes.

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Austin Show]

Oh, absolutely.

[Jennifer]

So do you know who this Jillian Michaels is? She was.

[Austin Show]

Tell me about it.

[Jennifer]

Okay. She's this lesbian former fitness Instructor turned, like, YouTuber like you and I are. Right. And so I was on the New Yorker podcast and I was talking to David Remnick about Jesse Waters and Republican men in general obsessed with the sex lives and gender of Democrats. And so she covered me and I wanted us to analyze this. So let's, let's play this clip. Go after these MAGA men. One example would be Jesse Watters. This man talks incessantly about masculinity. Joe Biden is not masculine because he sucks on soup. What kind of man sucks on a straw? He goes on and on and on. So much about the idealized man, and that's a part of fascism, this, you know, propelling this form of toxic masculinity. Why are you so obsessed with men, Jesse Waters, what's all that about? Why are you so obsessed with trans people? Why are you thinking about genitals all the time? Kind of flip the script.

[Jillian Michaels]

All of this woman's talk about progressive empathy. Her rhetoric exposes the repulsive truth of modern resistance politics because it's always driven by a deep visceral contempt for rural and working class Americans. Because when a movement's primary message consists of calling ordinary people fascists and idiots and deplorables on a comedy podcast, no less, it proves that you have zero interest in understanding the economic alienation, the wage stagnation, the institutional betrayal that drove these men away from the Democratic Party in the first place. And again, I'll point out the irony. This is a woman who punches down from a position of exorbitant economic privilege, white privilege, I might add.

[Austin Show]

Okay, my favorite part is when Republicans get woke up. Like Republicans will do this thing, like they do this all the thing with gay people, like when it comes to the Israel, Palestine, right? They'll be like, they're only pro gay when it, when it is to advance their fascist agenda, right? So they'll be like, well, gay people would, would in Gaza. You would, you'd be killed in Gaza for being gay. Turn off a rooftop for being gay. And it's like, well, that's you. You. The only reason I can't do that here is because you just haven't gotten there yet.

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[Austin Show]

That's your goal, you know, that's what you're trying to do. That's my favorite thing is they become woke to try to attack you.

[Jennifer]

And so what she's trying to say here is, and I didn't say Jesse Waters was gay. She inferred that. I just said, why is he so obsessed with masculinity all the time? And I genuinely believe it. But she says that I have visceral contempt. What I have visceral contempt for are hypocrites like her. And then she goes on to talk about the rural working class and I can tell her she's a lesbian. The rural working class is not going to welcome you the way that you think they're going to look at what's just happened with the Mormon Church. Have you heard about this?

[Austin Show]

Yes, yes.

[Jennifer]

The Lego situation, you know, yeah, Mike

[Austin Show]

Lee, or is that a different situation? No,

[Jennifer]

so many situations.

[Austin Show]

Is not the Lego. We're not talking about the Lego.

[Jennifer]

What's the Lego?

[Austin Show]

Oh, my God. You haven't heard about the LEGO situation? No, that was a Mormon church thing. Okay, you just moved past that. You're like, what the fuck is this psychopath talking about?

[Jennifer]

No, tell me.

[Austin Show]

I. Well, I actually, I don't know all the details because I need to, I need to look into it more. But. But essentially this guy, like the Mormon Church, is involved in some sort of like, cover up of this scandal involving this father who sold his Legos to a. You know, I'm talking about.

[Jennifer]

Roman told me about this. My son told me about this huge

[Austin Show]

Internet thing and I haven't like, I haven't had it. I've been traveling nonstop, so I haven't had a time to. To read about it. But. But that's what. Oh, it's like how the Legos get involved in this. Anyway, no, so.

[Jennifer]

So Pete Hegseth, right, He made a list of approved Christians for the Department of War and he left off the Mormons. Oh, and Senator.

[Austin Show]

Oh, no.

[Jennifer]

And Senator Mike Lee has had. He's had like a 24 to 72 hour stage five meltdown about it. And then like the young Utah Republicans are like, Mormons are Christians. And I'm like, okay, you're begging to be on a list of the Department of War that commits war crimes.

[Austin Show]

I know.

[Jennifer]

With the leader of the Department of War that is the most un. Mormon. Like, he has had like multiple wives, multiple kids. I guess that is pretty Mormon.

[Austin Show]

Yeah, he's very. Yeah, I was gonna say that's very Mormon. These people are all crazy. I mean, I know you're an atheist. Yeah, these people are all crazy. But what's so crazy about them is the way that they define hell. And if Jesus, the God they believe in, comes back, they're gonna be first in line to go to hell.

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Austin Show]

All of them. Yeah, you know what I mean? All of them are going to hell.

[Jennifer]

You think the Mormons too?

[Austin Show]

Oh, oh, hell yeah.

[Jennifer]

You know where my mind went when you first said the legos, that they were doing something sexual with the Legos.

[Austin Show]

Oh, I mean, it wouldn't put it.

[Jennifer]

That's where your brain goes.

[Austin Show]

You hear it wouldn't put it past them.

[Jennifer]

You hear like weird Mormon stuff and you immediately, you think about the soaking. You think about all of the. You know, they have all sex and all the creases of the body and all of these things.

[Austin Show]

The Workarounds. They're always trying to find a workaround.

[Jennifer]

Okay, yeah. So I want to move on to Fox News last night.

[Austin Show]

Are you on there a lot?

[Jennifer]

Last night they gave Hasan Piker, your co host of your podcast, a break. Pop this up. Democrats go all in on Purvey Platinum. There's me and Pumps. And of course they with Platner. My, my whole thing with Fox is like, okay, you're in for Donald Trump, who is clearly in the Epstein files. Who. There are credible accusations in the Epstein files.

[Austin Show]

Just an egregious amount of times.

[Jennifer]

Egregious.

[Austin Show]

So many times. And named it.

[Jennifer]

And then they have like, they're talking about normal running normal candidates when they run Lindsey Graham. They talk about running normal candidates when we just saw a video of J.D. vance running normally. And the fact that they are either covering Pumps and me or the co host of your podcast, Hasan at all times. And shout out. Say shout out to the Fox.

[Austin Show]

Shout out Hasan.

[Jennifer]

No, shout out to the Fox. Interns watching our.

[Austin Show]

Oh, that's right, that's right. That's right. They have an intern watching his podcast. Dedicated.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, say hello to them.

[Austin Show]

Hello. Are they watching you too?

[Jennifer]

I'm sure.

[Austin Show]

Okay.

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Austin Show]

Hello, Fox News.

[Jennifer]

Well, I mean, clearly they're watching me. Democrats go all in on Purvey Platner.

[Austin Show]

Hello, Fox News. I'll take an interview. Anything you want to know about Hassan?

[Jennifer]

I tell all.

[Austin Show]

Oh, tell all with.

[Jennifer]

Okay.

[Austin Show]

His obsession with gay sex.

[Jennifer]

Okay, this is what I want to bring up. I was very alarmed to see that Hassan there was. He has fallen prey to some hard hitting investigative journalism.

[Austin Show]

Oh, yes.

[Jennifer]

Of the New York Post. And they have accused him of being a homeowner.

[Austin Show]

I heard about this.

[Jennifer]

And Horny.

[Austin Show]

Yes.

[Jennifer]

Hassan Piker, the horny homeowner. Hasan Piker's cd, Sex Obsessed. Live soliciting nudes, List of best breasts and a separate laptop for porn.

[Austin Show]

I cannot believe he doesn't jerk off at his streaming setup. That's what shocked me the most. I mean, he's got, the lighting in there is incredible. He's got three monitors. Yeah, I mean that's. Yeah, they. I cannot believe that the famous within the community faptop is what they call it.

[Jennifer]

What's FAP Top?

[Austin Show]

It's a, it's a jerk off laptop. He's talked about this publicly for years. A FAP Top, everybody, basically, they're trying to get him for having some sort of jerking off. Not on the work computer is basically what he sees.

[Jennifer]

Jerking off from home. Yes, it's Like a Covid quarantine jerk off.

[Austin Show]

I'm like, I read through this article. I saw the title and I was like, this is. Of course it's gonna be ridiculous. I read through the whole thing and I'm like, they just made him look like a. Oh, breaking news. He's a man, he's horny, he's.

[Jennifer]

And a homeowner. My favorite was he's a homeowner.

[Austin Show]

And then they. And then, and then the drone shot of his house where it's like, this is where Hassan Piker jerks off. That's what they, you know, so.

[Jennifer]

So he talks openly on your podcast about this. What is it called?

[Austin Show]

A lot. Yeah. A lot of the quotes that they used hilariously are funny bits that we're doing on our podcast.

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Austin Show]

As jokes. They even use his best friend in a quote. Will Neff talking about something about what happens when they go out or whatever. But it was a total. If you watching the clip, we're being silly. We run a podcast where we jab at each other all the time and that's where most of the clips came from.

[Jennifer]

What's it like working with the president of antifa domestic terrorists? Chronic masturbator. Homeowner.

[Austin Show]

I tell you what, what is it

[Jennifer]

like working with such a person? Is that stressful for you?

[Austin Show]

I mean, it is incredib stressful to just try to maintain the image of a socialist while living in that mansion that you saw. Yeah, incredibly stressful.

[Jennifer]

Because liberal people are not supposed to have money or own house. Correct.

[Austin Show]

Everybody knows that socialism means broke. Right, Right. So obviously he's not living the life of a socialist, which he shouldn't be living in a house. He should be living in a box.

[Jennifer]

And what's it like working with somebody him antifa style domestic terrorists?

[Austin Show]

Well, it's. I mean, Hamas enthusiast.

[Jennifer]

Exactly.

[Austin Show]

911 enthusiast. And I want to get that out there. 911 get ahead of it. I want to get out there. I condemn Hasan Piker. I'd like to condemn him publicly on the show. And I know he said America deserved 911, but a lesser known thing is he said America deserved Pearl harbor,

[Progressive Insurance Announcer 2]

which

[Austin Show]

is something that I don't think has gotten enough traction really. Fox, if you're listening right now, not only does he. Is he enthusiastic about the 911 terrorist attacks. He said America deserved Pearl Harbor. Really disgusting.

[Jennifer]

Right?

[Austin Show]

I can't believe I work with him. Yeah, I cannot believe it. But goddamn, the check's good.

[Jennifer]

Those champagne socialists, they pay well. Right? Because he's not about exploiting your labor.

[Austin Show]

Oh, no, no. I will say the podcast is split evenly. Yeah, and I've been taking his money for a long time. He just doesn't know. He's so rich.

[Jennifer]

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[Jennifer]

All right, now, I had heard that y' all were supposed to go to Game 3, which Trump went ambushed, got booed, and you may remember Hassan was targeted all the time by the Fox News. Hi, guys. Yes, hello, Fox News. He was targeted all the time. And I was in la.

[Austin Show]

Yes.

[Jennifer]

And you're usually my bestie in la.

[Austin Show]

Oh, yes, we need to talk about this.

[Jennifer]

But I felt bad because it was just like. It's just. They're on him. On him. I had an extra ticket. My son, my husband and I thought, I'm gonna invite Hasan. He needs to get out of the house. He needs to be a normal person. He needs to get offline. He needs to quit chronically masturbating. He needs to get out of the being a homeowner and go to a game.

[Austin Show]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

So I take him to the game. Game 4. Oklahoma City Thunder, Los Angeles Lakers. He's like a full blown normal person. Like, he is cheering, jumping up. He's having the best time. So then I heard he's coming to New York. And then I read all this stuff online that y' all are all going to the basketball game, and I'm like, well, where's my.

[Austin Show]

Yeah, where's your team?

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Yeah.

[Austin Show]

Yeah, he didn't even. Has he even reached out to you?

[Jennifer]

Yeah, he's coming on the podcast in a couple days.

[Austin Show]

Oh, he's coming on the podcast?

[Jennifer]

Yeah. But no mention, no mention of the game.

[Austin Show]

Well, you need to confront him about it. Oh, I intend to confront him about it because he needs to understand that that's not okay. Now I have to ask you something.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Austin Show]

I have to confront you about something.

[Jennifer]

Oh, do it. Do it. I love this.

[Austin Show]

So she texts me and I'm in the car on the way to the airport. Are you in la? I said, yes, I'm in la. And she goes, great, I'll be there too. And I went, awesome. Well, let me know if you want to do something. She just says, sounds good. And then nothing. What was your intention with that message? You sent me a message and you're like, I'm in Los Angeles. You announced your presence in Los Angeles and I established we were together. And then there was no follow up. It was just. You were bragging about being in LA and not seeing it.

[Jennifer]

Okay, let me ask you this. Does that make you want to hang out with me more?

[Austin Show]

I mean, it made me. Yes. Incredibly jealous.

[Jennifer]

Okay, see, that then that was my.

[Austin Show]

Was that a power move? I wasn't. I wasn't a fan. I know. He needed to go to the game.

[Jennifer]

He needed it.

[Austin Show]

He needed to go to the game and it provided a great podcast content.

[Jennifer]

And look at him now.

[Austin Show]

I know.

[Jennifer]

Now he's. Now he's a basketball fan because of you. Exactly.

[Austin Show]

Because of you. And you should absolutely take that credit because I don't. Come to think of it, I don't remember him ever talking about basketball before.

[Jennifer]

I don't. Per the Washington Post, it sounds like he's either on Twitch Stream or on this. What's it called? Called Map Top.

[Austin Show]

Fap Top.

[Jennifer]

What does that mean?

[Austin Show]

Do you know what fapping is?

[Jennifer]

No.

[Austin Show]

Fapping is a. A term to describe masturbating. Like fapping. Oh, see? Okay.

[Jennifer]

See?

[Austin Show]

Yeah. It's disgusting. I'm so sorry. Yeah. I'm so sorry. You have to deal with men. Yeah. Men are.

[Jennifer]

Yeah. So I. Yeah. I'm just Surprised that he was able to. But now look at him.

[Austin Show]

I mean, yeah. I mean, he's. Yeah, he. When he's not on the. On the fap top, he's. Now he can enjoy something else.

[Jennifer]

Are you going to game four?

[Austin Show]

You know, I looked at the prices of the tickets.

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Austin Show]

And they are $10,000.

[Jennifer]

For the nosebleeds.

[Austin Show]

For the nosebleeds. And I said, you know what, Jen? I have a nice suite at the Waldorf Astoria, which, by the way, I've been trying to get a free upgrade.

[Jennifer]

How's that going?

[Austin Show]

It's not working. I've been really. I got there.

[Jennifer]

Did you put on a charm offensive?

[Austin Show]

I sat at the desk for three hours, and I hovered in the lobby around the manager.

[Jennifer]

You helicoptered the reception.

[Austin Show]

And I really tried to get that one bedroom suite. Unsuccessful.

[Jennifer]

Really?

[Austin Show]

Unsuccessful. I couldn't do it because I have no status with them. I had no leverage. But I status matched. So I'm a Marriott ambassador. I status matched with Hilton right before, and I was trying to be like, hey, they didn't care. They didn't give a damn. They want some money.

[Jennifer]

So you're not gonna go? Are you gonna ask your socialist friend to get you a ticket?

[Austin Show]

He won't do it. He takes so much pride in making me pay for my own things.

[Jennifer]

Suffer.

[Austin Show]

Suffer. If we ever go out to dinner.

[Jennifer]

Do you think that's a form of homophobia?

[Austin Show]

Oh, absolutely. He is an LGBTQ foe. You know what he did the other week last weekend? He promised me he was gonna come to Pride. Not only did he take my stream from me, it wasn't gonna be on my channel. He canceled it because Iran attacked Israel. I mean, come on. You know, come on, it's one time. Couldn't you take a few hours off Hasan and come to my parade on my month?

[Jennifer]

And he didn't.

[Austin Show]

He didn't even do it. He didn't do it. Do you believe that?

[Jennifer]

I actually. I can. You can believe based on what I've read. Based on what I've read in the New York Post.

[Austin Show]

LGBTQ foe.

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Austin Show]

I will be honest, though. They do talk about, like, how Hasan is. When they talk about him and I and our relationship, people come to me and they'd be like, you know, Hasan supports people that don't support gay people. Like we talked about earlier. I'm like, maybe. Maybe we need a sense. Maybe Hasan needs to. Maybe he can convert some of these conservatives to be woke. And.

[Jennifer]

Well, you know that there's that podcast, it's called the Necessary conversation.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Yes. Yes.

[Jennifer]

Okay. So those parents live in Oklahoma.

[Austin Show]

Yes.

[Jennifer]

And this woman, the mom, she is, she went on Hasan's stream with her children that are adult children. And she loves, they absolutely love Hasan.

[Austin Show]

Yeah. And when he, you know, he got, Fox News said he got served. He hasn't been served. Right. According to him, she was like, she disagreed with Trump on that. She said, don't go after my boy.

[Jennifer]

My boy.

[Austin Show]

Yeah. Like she really, she really loves Hasan.

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Austin Show]

You know, so I mean, I think

[Jennifer]

I would just say that Fox News, the New York Post really, really love Hasan because the coverage of him, the wall to wall, I mean, sometimes it's eight hours a day, wall to wall, Hasan Piker.

[Austin Show]

None of these people have they never heard of the Streisand effect.

[Jennifer]

None of these people think the earth is 5,000 years old.

[Austin Show]

That's so true. But none of these people knew who Hasan Piker was before this.

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Austin Show]

And now he's elevating candidates in their winning elections.

[Jennifer]

I know.

[Austin Show]

I mean, it's great. Keep it going. Fox News.

[Jennifer]

That's right.

[Austin Show]

It's only working. Now. Get me on.

[Jennifer]

Yes, yes. Because you'll do a tell. All right.

[Austin Show]

I will do a tell all exclusive interview. Jesse Waters, sit me down with Austin

[Jennifer]

show and you will tell all. Will you start with the Pearl Harbor.

[Austin Show]

Pearl Harbor. That's an Austin show exclusive. And Jesse, if you're listening, Jesse, if you're listening, I'll do a shirtless. I know you like that.

[Jennifer]

Oh, yeah. You know, we do this.

[Austin Show]

I'll do a shirtless for you, Jesse.

[Jennifer]

All right. Austin show. I love you.

[Austin Show]

I love you, too.

[Jennifer]

Thank you for joining.

[Austin Show]

Thank you for having me, everybody.

[Jennifer]

Okay, bye.