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Unknown Commentator (0:00)
Foreign. The Vice President of The United States, J.D. vance, is a failed drag queen. And it's very important to remember that because back in the day, he used to be a never Trump guy and then he went off to Peter Thiel's gay camp and came back as a yassified Nazi. And he came back with one detail that he cannot seem to get rid of. And I've been saying for a long time, I think he's dying to start popping a smokey eye. Well, yesterday JD Van Pants had so much eyeliner on. And I want to remind everybody, this is the Vice President of the United States from the Alpha Male Maga party. Put up the clip, some acknowledgment of.
Bill Burr (0:43)
All the honored guests here. I can of course, call everybody out. I, I have to say thank you to Ashley and Brett Kavanaugh, justice of the Supreme Court and his wife for being here.
Unknown Commentator (0:53)
Of course he's thanking the beer drinker Kavanaugh, but this is about that heavy, heavy eyeliner. We're getting dangerously close, you guys. I mean, a couple of new cycles away from the smokey eye being just on full display, that's just about as bad as I've seen it. But I think that bullying these conservatives and humiliating them is starting to work because they are thin skinned titty babies. As I reported earlier, Elon Musk had a crying fit in the Oval Office, which is why Trump provided an infomercial for his Tesla cars on the lawn of the White House. But people like comedians like Bill Burr are going after him. Everybody online's going after him. We're not going to buy these swastikars. And I want you to hear comedian Bill Burr in attack mode right here.
Bill Burr (1:41)
Idiot. Elon Musk. Oh, that guy, like he's going to evidently is a Nazi. Like, I just refuse to believe that it was an accidental two time sieg heil. And he does it at a presidential inauguration. This is why I hate liberals. It's like liberals have no teeth whatsoever. They just go, oh my God, can you believe I'm getting out of the country? I'm just like, well, you're gonna leave the country cuz of one guy with dyed hair plugs and a laminated face who runs, who makes a bad car and has has an obsolete social media platform. You're gonna leave this. Why doesn't he leave? Why isn't he stopped? What are we so afraid of? This guy who can't fight his way out of a wet paper bag, you gonna take him on? Like, what is the why? Why do liberals just sit back and not. They just. They have nothing. What are you doing? This. Okay, this. All right, you gotta.
Unknown Commentator (2:43)
This. This is what we can be doing until there are mass marches organized. Go find that, get a retweet it, regram it, repost it. They've got an entire Russian bot farm. But, Seth, go back to the first one. This is why Elon Musk is melting down so bad. And so I didn't think about this, but Patrick Tomlinson tweets, if Tesla's stock drops far enough, the bank loans Elon took out to buy Twitter lose their collateral and get called back immediately, which is why Elon is panicking, Trump is panicking, and their shadow backers are all panicking. This is why we had the used car lot, the Tesla car lot in the White House lawn. And Trump is giving everybody a discount code as their 401ks plummet. And he picks fights with our allies, having trade wars while everybody's losing their money so that the oligarchs and these crackhead con men can cling on to power. But Congress is starting to get riled up, too. I want you to listen to this righteous anger from Congressman John Larson, the.
