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All right. There are two idiots controlling the United States of America. An old one and a young one. And today we're going to talk about the young one, J.D. vance, who is even more unlikable than the old one, which is shocking because the old one is just universally hated. Just everybody hates Donald Trump's guts, but J.D. vance continues to say, hey, I'm going to be hated more. So here's J.D. vance checking his phone for a call from Trump while giving a speech. Play the clip.
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I'm going to take some questions here. But it's funny, you know, sometimes people call. I got to make sure it's not the President. He's over at NATO right now. Okay. It's not the President.
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What a submissive little twat. I mean, you're on stage, have your phone controlled by an aide. If you miss a call from Donald Trump, don't worry about it. Reporting says he is a psycho dialer. He will call anybody. Everybody in Washington D.C. has the guy's phone number. He sits on the phone non stop gossiping and he does all of this JD Vance, while Trump is talking about the Islamic Republic of Japan and making a complete ass of himself at NATO.
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Well, here's the thing too, JD Vance, he's trying to pull all the tricks that Trump gets away with and he doesn't. But I love this so much for him that he's going around on his fraud tour while we're having the problems with all of the no bid contracts in D.C. and all the money that's going to that. Now we have the, you know, up Qatari jet that Trump took, yet he is standing there with a straight face, which just tells you what you always say about him being a prostitute is true because he should be hiding under the pillow because he's so humiliated.
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So it's getting worse for J.D. vance. You know, the tech oligarchs invested heavily in J.D. vance. He was chosen because he is submissive. He is chosen because he is willing to prostitute himself out. He believes in nothing. He will change his his opinion on a dime. When he thought it was beneficial for him to oppose Trump, he opposed Trump. He made statements like Trump is America's Hitler. And on and on and on. You've all seen the record, you've all seen the clips, you've all seen the posts. And then when he realizes, oh, I can be vice president, he completely 180s. This is a person who believes in nothing, has no core ethos at all other than being a prostitute. So at a private billionaire summit, some of these just brainiac billionaires have finally come to the conclusion that they don't think our little smoky eye sociopath has what it takes for 2028. Pop this up. Axios is reporting. GOP mega donor Ken Griffin says he'd back Rubio over Vance in 2028. Republican mega donor Ken Griffin said at a private conference Wednesday that he'd support Secretary of State Marco Rubio over Vice President vance in a 20 GOP presidential primary. Axios has learned a couple of things that I want to say. It is the most embarrassing thing on the planet to be a billionaire and then vote for a political party that is dismantling the system that allowed you to ascend to the financial success that you've had. I'm more interested in people that believe in human beings and that believe in this country. If you have billions of dollars, you should fighting for your workers and the everyday man. But they don't. They will never be satiated. They will never be satisfied. And on top of all of that, Ken Griffin, now you just now have figured out that JD Vance doesn't have what it takes. Did you not see the sofa memes? Have you not seen the eyeliner? Have you not seen China mercilessly, mercilessly humiliate this guy? Have you not seen an interview of him? It took you this long to figure it out. And I want to just one other point that I make all the time. As a culture, we falsely attribute intelligence to people who have made a lot of money. And culturally, culturally, that is wrong of us. What we need to attribute to them is their sociopathic ability to exploit the country, the government and human beings. That's what they're good at. They're good at that.
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I completely agree with you on this and I think that it is somewhat hilarious and to your point. These guys are slow learners. They are slow learners. You're so smart. You have all this money, but honestly, you're bad with people. You're bad at judging people. And I, it makes me wonder what Peter Thiel is thinking what he is back channeling because as we know, he and J.D. vance are tight as ticks. So here's the thing. I just, I will be so furious if all these Republicans are like, yeah, Marco Rubio, you know, he was the same person in the White House when all the dust settles. He has done nothing but fucking suck Trump's dick since he has been in the Secretary of State position. He has done nothing to prove that he will stand up to Trump. And the fact that he is getting love and he's left out at this mess infuriates me.
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You asked, I wonder what Peter Till thinks about all this. And I've been looking into this and Peter Thiel, I thought, okay, he's packing his toys up and he's moving to Argentina. I think that's partially true. But Peter Thiel's plans are to have AI take over governments. And Argentina, as you know, has an incredibly corrupt president that the tech oligarchs in the United States invested heavily in. Scott Bessant pushed for him to get this multi billion dollar bailout that the United States cannot afford right now. Just driving up deficit, ignoring the needs of American people. So Peter Till has parked his ass in Argentina because he wants to launch AI government that will govern the people of Argentina. There's also reporting that Alex Karp is wanting to do the same in Gaza. So they, these tech oligarchs released this manifesto which is somewhat backfiring. Professor Ruth Ben Guillot, our friend and historian, said she believes that as J.D. vance, the person they invested in is starting to spiral out. A lot of these tech oligarchs are kind of in a manic state right now. And I think that's what we're seeing. I think that Peter Teal, it's not like he just packed his toys and ran away. He's machinating. He thinks he's above the law.
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They have these crazy, crazy ideas that computers and some CEO that's in charge of all of the computers are going to govern everybody. And here's why they think this. These people are. Nobody wants to be around them. Could Peter Thiel put his name on a ballot and win a race? No, I don't even think he'd get a vote or two. I mean, he probably could because it somehow rig up some way for a robot to vote for him. Do you think immigrant and welfare queen Elon Musk had put his name on a ballot and win a race like Zoran Momdani did? No. These people have no Riz. All Hubris and are exploiters extraordinaire. And JD Vance, it's getting so much worse for him. So Vance is also at the center of a new lawsuit. The Daily Beast is reporting the following pop this up.
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vance's thin skin exposed in Cat lady lawsuit.
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vance's feelings got hurt by a cat lady's Instagram account, so he blocked her from entering one of his taxpayer funded events. A political influencer alleges Amanda McGonagall, a self confessed Vance troll, was barred from the Vice President May event in Bangor, Maine by Secret Service agents who told her, we know where you stand. Now she's suing the executive office of the President and the Secret Service for violating her first Amendment rights. Well, what did she post that's got their panties and wide? Let's take it. Let's take a gander at that. Pop this up. Oh, so she's really good troll. So she posts wanted unaliving of Pope Francis. And of course everybody knows that JD Vance went to visit the former Pope and the next day he dropped dead. Now, I'm not saying that looking at J.D. vance would kill you, but I'm saying that this happened. That if you're half alive. And I think we've got to get JD Vance around Donald Trump all the time. Yeah, that's what I think. Listener do you ever feel like there's something wrong with your body? And you go to the doctor and they're like, you're fine, you're fine. And I'm like, God, I don't want to be a hypo, but I really feel like something's off and you're really listening to your gut. I got to tell you, I had this problem and I signed up for Superpower. It's one simple blood draw that gives you information on over 100 of your blood biomarkers, which is way more than what you usually get during a normal doctor's visit. The Superpower app includes detailed information on your heart, liver, thyroid, hormones, metabolism, vitamin and mineral levels, and environmental toxins. Listener make this the year you stop guessing about your health with Superpower. For a limited time, our listeners get $20 off to unlock their new health intelligence. Head over to superpower.com and use code IHIP for $20 off your $199 superpower membership. And after you sign up, they'll ask how you heard about Superpower. Tell them that I Hip News sent you to support support the show.
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Okay.
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And so the post said Wanted unaliving a Pope Francis crime. Wanted for the Unforgivable celestial crime of retiring the Pope to his early eternal reward. Description. Talks like a politician, but acts like a clumsy Vatican janitor known for carrying a Bible purely for photo ops. Last seen nervously arguing the Pope to tripped. So what I have to say about this is not only are these people submissive and thin skinned, but this is just what you sign up for.
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I mean, right?
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I was off last week, I was sick, I moved and I thought, it's going to be nice. I'm not going to get everybody trolling me on Instagram or online all the time. Well, some old cliff of me resurrected and it's like, she's a crazy demon liberal, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it just, it doesn't phase me. I don't care what these people think about me. I care about our country and I care about human beings and I care about social justice and I care about fighting fascism. These people care about this petty. It's a politics of pettiness. The entire MAGA movement is built on submissive men. These men want to lecture everybody about men, and men feel like they've been neutered. You guys are the most submissive people on the planet. I mean, they should put on a master class for the Trad wives movement on how to be a submissive wife, because they have never. Nobody is more submissive in the United States of America than this fleet of MAGA men. Right under the umbrella of the most incompetent, orange, makeup wearing, morbidly obese, cankles out the wazoo, piece of dip president that we have that puts on a master class about dementia. It is so unbelievable that every day pumps. You and I have to get on here and talk about these buffoons. Just. It's too much.
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Oh, my gosh. That's definitely gonna get clipped up on social media right there because that would. That was perfectly set.
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They're coming for me. Always.
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Okay, but here's the thing. You look at this has been going on the entirety of Trump's presidency. You see Republicans having town halls and their constituents are wa. Rightfully angry because they sit up there and they kiss Trump's ass and they their constituents. And you know what their response to that is? It's not stand up for your constituents. It's quit holding town halls. And you've seen, like, in the Cabinet, Trump only listens when they're talking about how great he is.
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So now J.D.
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vance is adopting the same policy. We don't want to learn and grow and hear different perspectives. We want people that kiss our ass all the time, despite the fact that. That they're not living in reality. And it's just. It is up and down the party. The Republican Party has adopted the stance of, if you're not sucking my dick, I don't want to hear from you.
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Yeah. And, like, who's going to kiss J.D. vance's ass? I mean, I want somebody to make a list, like, who actually maybe. No, he would never kiss his ass. Are you kidding me? He owns him. He got him to morally bend. When Peter Thiel found him, J.D. vance was saying, Trump is America's Hitler. Trump is opiates for the masses. That's where he stood. There's something about these people that love the humiliation kink of owning somebody and watching them completely debase themselves. And the Democrats need to start dismantling Marco Rubio every chance they can get. When I think about that little twat lil marco getting 99.0confirmed for his seat as Secretary of State, I get so mad about it. The Democrats should have buckled up immediately when Trump 2.0 came in and just started voting no, no, no, no, no. But instead, we're taking a plastic spoon to these fights, and MAGA has nukes and machine guns, and they have just got to start eviscerating Marco Rubio, JD Vance, because it's easy. All you have to do is point out what they are. It's the easiest thing on the planet. All right, that's all we have. Like, subscribe, comment. We'll be back later with more news.
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Date: July 9, 2026
In this episode, Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan dive deep into the unraveling political trajectory of Vice President J.D. Vance. The hosts offer a sharply comedic but pointed critique of Vance’s perceived submission to Donald Trump, discuss the growing dissatisfaction among Republican mega-donors, and spotlight a new lawsuit against Vance filed over alleged First Amendment violations. The episode also interrogates the broader impact of tech oligarchs on contemporary politics and the internal fractures emerging within the GOP as attention shifts to the 2028 election cycle.
Timestamps: 00:33–02:29
“What a submissive little twat. …he is a psycho dialer. He will call anybody. Everybody in Washington D.C. has the guy’s phone number.”
(Jennifer, 01:19)
“He’s trying to pull all the tricks that Trump gets away with and he doesn’t.”
(Angie, 01:54)
Timestamps: 02:29–07:49
"It is the most embarrassing thing on the planet to be a billionaire and then vote for a political party that is dismantling the system that allowed you to ascend… Culturally, we falsely attribute intelligence to people who have made a lot of money.”
(Jennifer, 04:09)
“It makes me wonder what Peter Thiel is thinking, what he is backchanneling, because as we know, he and J.D. Vance are tight as ticks.”
(Angie, 05:26)
“Peter Thiel’s plans are to have AI take over governments…These people have no Riz. All Hubris and are exploiters extraordinaire.”
(Jennifer, 07:50)
Timestamps: 07:49–11:36
“J.D. Vance’s feelings got hurt by a cat lady’s Instagram account, so he blocked her from entering one of his taxpayer funded events.”
(Jennifer, 08:48)
“Not only are these people submissive and thin-skinned, but this is just what you sign up for.”
(Jennifer, 11:36)
Timestamps: 11:36–14:03
“The entire MAGA movement is built on submissive men. These men want to lecture everybody about men, and men feel like they've been neutered. You guys are the most submissive people on the planet.”
(Jennifer, 12:27)
"The Republican Party has adopted the stance of, if you’re not sucking my dick, I don’t want to hear from you.”
(Angie, 13:41)
“All you have to do is point out what they are. It’s the easiest thing on the planet.”
(Jennifer, 14:03)
On Tech Billionaires:
“As a culture, we falsely attribute intelligence to people who have made a lot of money.”
(Jennifer, 04:53)
On MAGA Men:
“Nobody is more submissive in the United States of America than this fleet of MAGA men. Right under the umbrella of the most incompetent, orange, makeup wearing, morbidly obese... president that we have.”
(Jennifer, 12:27)
On Party Sycophancy:
“If you’re not sucking my dick, I don’t want to hear from you.”
(Angie, 13:41)
On GOP Donors' Realization:
“Ken Griffin, now you just now have figured out that JD Vance doesn’t have what it takes. Did you not see the sofa memes? Have you not seen the eyeliner? Have you not seen China mercilessly, mercilessly humiliate this guy?”
(Jennifer, 03:51)
The episode is marked by caustic humor and irreverent, pointedly progressive political commentary. The hosts make liberal use of sarcasm, calling out perceived hypocrisy, submissiveness, and lack of principle among GOP figures with both biting critique and comedic flair.
For listeners who missed the episode:
This installment delivers a punchy, insightful, and humor-laden analysis of J.D. Vance’s political woes, exposes dysfunction among big GOP donors, dissects internal Republican dynamics after Trump, and highlights an unusual free speech legal battle—while never relenting in its satirical tone.