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Sam Seder
Foreign. Our little smokey eye sociopath, JD Vance is either trying to collude with like the tech oligarchs against Trump and then he kind of gets busted for that. And then all of a sudden he's the biggest cheerleader with jazz hands and his eyeliner for President McCain's taco tits. But let's look at what J.D. vance is putting on Twitter right now. The gerrymander in California is outrage. Their 52 congressional districts, nine of them are Republican. That means 17% of their delegation is Republican. When Republicans regularly win 40% of the vote in that state, how can this possibly be allowed? Then of course, one of my favorite Twitter accounts, Evan Loves Warf, responds, your pedophile boss forced Texas to do this, which is a gerrymandered map of Texas. A couple of things. Number one, the way Evan loves Wharf is speaking here is the way all Democrats need to speak. We need to quit around. We need to start calling Trump what he is at all times. And we need to call out the hypocrisy because MAGA likes to traffic in petty politics and we're going to have to walk and chew gum at the same time. We're going have to be petty. We're going to have to go after all of Trump's sexual depravity, all of JD Vance's hypocrisy, sociopathy, and of course the smokey eye, which I'm convinced we're in news cycle away from. But what's your take on that? Pumps?
Emma Vigeland
I think that it is so incredible, the hypocrisy when these people, J.D. vance, who you mentioned, the oligarchs, I 100% think that J.D. vance and the oligarchs are plotting against Trump. I don't think there's any question about that. But to talk about gerrymandering in California on the foothills of Trump, telling Greg Abbott to gerrymander and he does it. The fact that they have absolutely zero self awareness of the hypocrisy, which of course JD Vance doesn't because not too long ago I can still remember, he called Trump's America's Hitler. This man has no conviction. He's doing the cheerleading thing for Trump because he knows on the inside he's going behind his back. In my opinion, I think they do.
Sam Seder
Have a self awareness as to what they're doing, especially when it gets to J.D. vance. Trump. No, but they know that Trump pulls well with the poorly educated. They know the base is not, you know, big critical thinkers and they gaslight because it works. And it's successful. And I think it's intentional. They intentionally say, oh, Newsom's gonna us in California. We got these five seats. Newsom in California, Hochul in New York and Pritzker and Chicago. They're going to us on this thing. So they have to start putting out the propaganda. I think it's intentional. It would provide me more comfort if they didn't have self awareness. But this is how diabolical and ev. The authoritarian regime is. It's intentionally gaslighting. It's intentionally propagandic. And how we know this is. You talk about the tech oligarchs. They all admire this guy. Put this up. They all admire this guy named Curtis Yarvin. And Curtis Yarvin is like at the epicenter of what's called dark enlightenment, which J.D. vance is all in on this. J.D. vance's. I don't know, master. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, this is a real tweet from Curtis Yarvin. And J.D. vance is on the record saying he admires Curtis Yarvin. And I'm going to read this to you. No, we have only one problem. The problem is our billionaires are, in words, hard R. They may be rich, but they are inward rich, hard rich. You can probably name exceptions. I can too, but in every way, the exceptions prove the rule. So smokey eyes sociopath is on the record saying he admires this guy. And this guy is at the epicenter of all of the tech oligarchs thinking the ethos all comes from this guy, Curtis Yarvin.
Emma Vigeland
It's so gross that these people feel so emboldened to talk this way. They truly believe they are better than everyone else because they have money, because they are typically white men. And J.D. vance is right there in the middle of it, raised poor, went out to the Y school of Peter Teal. Now he has money. You know, Peter Till put him in office. He has absolutely no conviction. I just always go back to JD Vance is such a hypocrite.
Sam Seder
That's what gets me about a bunch of these guys. Like if you look at Scott Jennings, the CNN commentator, you look at J.D. vance, all of these guys, their number one thing they're good at is kissing ass, right? That's all they really have conviction about. Like J.D. vance has to kiss Peter Thiel's ass. And I imagine he's had to earn every penny. I mean, that's just my personal opinion, but you know, and then you, Scott Jennings, there's video after video of him having clarity about what a piece of shit Trump is. And then all it takes is for Trump to trot him out on stage like he's his little show pony. And then Scott Jennings get us out there, and he's like, yeah, I was FL over Iowa and I thought, I need to get some farmland for all the libs that I own. And then all the Magarubes go crazy. But at their core, these guys just kiss the ass of billionaires. And these billionaires do nothing but incessantly whine. All the while they feel the desire to talk about how masculine they are. Well, why do they have to talk about how masculine they are all the time? Because they're not. Because they're deficient, because they're insecure, because they feel like they're not worthy. Their mom and dads didn't love them enough. So you have these gross evil billionaires that are surrounded by suck ups and at the core of all of it is just this non stop whining like that. The host of flagrant podcast, Kylie. What's that guy's name? Andrew Schultz. Andrew Schultz. So of course he has Donald Trump on his podcast. He votes for maga, he's all chips in on maga. And then the Jeffrey Epstein thing goes down. He's like, oh, hold up a second. This seems kind of crazy. Maybe Trump is lying to us. And everybody's like, you dip, why did you vote for Trump? And then he starts whining about people, you know, calling him out for voting for Trump. It's unbelievable how much we've normalized male whining and MAGA is the cheerleader. And that is the biggest shift I've seen in American culture is you have these authoritarians that want to be the thought police. They want to control everybody's bedroom. They want to control what everybody thinks. They want to force you to love America because they're fucking patriots and all this shit. Want to force you to love Donald Trump, who has cankles, who wears a full face of makeup, who's clearly dementia ridden. They want to force you to like them. At the same time. They're such badasses. But then they whine non stop, just like Charlie. Kurt goes out to New York. I felt so unsafe. These guys are the biggest bunch of and hypocrites I've ever seen in my entire life. Which brings me to there always are women that are standing up against this. And we have Jessica Tarlov who literally, like, she deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.
Emma Vigeland
Oh.
Sam Seder
Because she goes onto Fox News. And I think it's a very important job. The people who go into right wing media, whether they're politicians, whether they're journalists or commentators, and speak the truth to the, to the cult. And she has been exposing President McCain's taco tits corruption nonstop. And of course he goes bananas. But here's what she says on Fox, which I think is so important. Let me get him on the phone.
Josh
Josh, tell him I loved his op ed. And Greg mentioned a staggering level of corruption. And I just got a note that the staggering level of corruption from last night's meme coin dinner, that's potential 40%. No, 40% of Donald Trump's wealth has been accumulated since he became president because of two crypto coins, the New York.
Sam Seder
Times, okay, 40% of his wealth is since he became president. And the, it's amazing to me that the Democrats have such a difficult time articulating to these people. The reason you don't have nice things is because of this style of corruption. This is the deep state. This is the Death Star. This is it. And it's just amazing to me that there's not enough traction with that yet.
Emma Vigeland
What's interesting to me about the whole Fox News situation is, I mean, Trump is constantly brow beating Jessica Tarlov on his true social. But she has a PhD. This is the only truth these people get. And she is surrounded by idiots. Like, her patience is unbelievable. Like Greg Gutfield, he's, while you were in Europe, he's saying, let's normalize the word Nazi. I mean, that's who these people are. They do not give a shit as long as they get a paycheck. We know they hate Donald Trump. That was proven during the Dominion lawsuit. But the corruption level, I cannot understand why these blue collar voters look at this man and think he's an alpha man, he bullies people, he's whiny. And I keep taking it back to this is WWE administration. That's who these people are.
Sam Seder
Okay? And then you have James Comer here and you know, he's real obsessed with Joe Biden. And I think anytime have a current administration that every time they're called out on something has to bring up the previous administration to the tune that they do with Joe Biden. It's interesting, but a component, a psychological component within the MAGA movement is always projection. And here is, this is real, this is not edited. Here is James Comer talking about his investigation into Joe Biden. This is not an edited clip.
James Comer
He said this one did answer questions. It's almost like a cult. You know, they, they want to say, yes, Joe Biden was in excellent mental condition. They never saw any decline. And he, he should have been president for four more years. I mean, everybody in America knows that's not true. The Democrats in the room knew it wasn't true. But they're going to say what, what the talking points are that they were given. So. But to his credit, he did answer questions and he was there for many hours. What can you tell us?
Sam Seder
I have some of his statement here, but what's the most revealing thing you learned?
James Comer
Well, one of the things that was interesting, he said Steven Spielberg helped with the debate. I thought that was interesting. I'd never seen that before. But, you know, a lot of, a lot of the questioning revolves around the debate because that's when America got to see Joe Biden. You know, they kept him head. They did bunny interviews, they put makeup on him. You know, they did a lot of stuff to conceal his true decline to America.
Sam Seder
But that debate, okay, they put makeup on him. And that just blows my mind. And it's amazing to me that, and here's the deal, Joe Biden, that was a horrible debate.
Emma Vigeland
Horrible.
Sam Seder
There's no question. Joe Biden was, I, I don't think he had the cognitive decline that these people say. I personally don't think that. Was he aging and very much showing, you know, the signs of being a much, much older man? 100%. I mean, we all saw it with our own eyes and ears. But Donald Trump, it's unbelievable. I believe that this man has full blown cognitive decline. I am not a doctor, but this looks dementia esque to me. Watch this clip right here of taco tits burn bags of Russia gate materials. And we'd love to get your thoughts on that.
James Comer
He said what?
Sam Seder
Burn bags of Russia gate materials?
James Comer
I don't know. That. I don't know. I don't know what you mean by.
Sam Seder
That statement say bags full of Russia gate burn back.
James Comer
I thought you said appointed a man named Burnbag.
Sam Seder
Okay, so number one, can't hear very well. Number two, full face of makeup. Number three, we know below that podium we have cankles, you know, out the wazoo, and he has to put makeup on his hands. And the difference between Joe Biden and Donald Trump is very simple. Donald Trump is far more cognitively declined, 100% corrupt. And he does all of this stuff with impunity. The stuff that he says, the crazy shit that he comes out and says. Like this morning, for example, he goes off on Jerome Powell on Truth Social. He calls him a loser, dirtbag, scum, slime, ball, blah, Blah, blah, blah, blah. If Donald Trump, if Elizabeth Warren, if Kamala Harris, if any Democrat behaved that immaturely and that just gross, right? It's gross. They would lose their minds. But when this guy does it, they all cheerlead for it. And again, it takes me back to you're either a billionaire or you're the ass kisser of a billionaire. But the one thing both of those things have in common is they whine. These people are whiners. Think about Zuckerberg getting on that podcast, talking about how he felt neutered in the workplace. I will never get past that. I thought, my God, the whining. You, you won, Zuckerberg. You won at capitalism. You crushed it and you feel like you're neutered. I think that there's a much bigger problem with you going on between the legs than there is workplace environments.
Emma Vigeland
I was gonna say the through line with all of these men, top to bottom, is little dick energy. None of them are anything but insecure, feeling not good about themselves, people. And for Dot, For James Comer, who investigated Biden for years and years and years to sit there and talk about people covering up his cognitive decline, this is my response. You can't cover up Trump's decline because it is so bad. World leaders are talking about it. The world press is talking. Everybody who watches a clip with any type of neutrality knows this man is not well and you can't hide it. At least Joe Biden's assuming what you're saying is true, which I can't, because you're a liar. People were able to cover it up. You can't cover up Donald Trump's. He looks like he talks like he can't hear. Stop it. Why does nobody call them out?
Sam Seder
I, you know, it's fascinating to me that people watch this and they see the way he behaves and they like him. I think he, within the Republican Party has something like a 90 approval rating within his own party. It's. That's just staggering what he has broken in people, right? And how much worse this movement makes. People like they caved a little bit morally, and then they cave a little bit more. And then after January 6th, it's like the moral dam broke, right? And they signed back on board again. And they're just so in the dark depths of depravity. This is, this is going to outlive Trump. And this, this moral depravity that this man has brought out in people in the United States of America. It's generational this, that we're going to have to deal with. What? He's unlocked. All right, that's all we have for this episode. Please, like, subscribe. Get us to 1 million, by God, and we'll see you all later. Sam.
Podcast Summary: IHIP News - "JD Vance's Secret Plot to Takeover as Fox News Turns on Trump"
Release Date: July 31, 2025
In this fiery episode of IHIP News, hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan delve deep into the turbulent political landscape surrounding JD Vance, Fox News, and former President Donald Trump. Their unfiltered critique unpacks allegations of hypocrisy, collusion, and corruption within Republican circles, all delivered with sharp wit and incisive commentary.
The episode kicks off with a scathing examination of JD Vance's political maneuvers. Jennifer Welch highlights Vance's apparent collusion with tech oligarchs against Trump, juxtaposing his past criticisms with his current support.
Jennifer Welch [00:00]: "JD Vance is either trying to collude with the tech oligarchs against Trump and then he kind of gets busted for that. And then all of a sudden he's the biggest cheerleader with jazz hands and his eyeliner for President McCain's taco tits."
Angie Sullivan echoes this sentiment, emphasizing Vance's lack of conviction and his shift from labeling Trump as "America's Hitler" to now supporting him.
Angie Sullivan [04:23]: "JD Vance is right there in the middle of it, raised poor, went out to the Y school of Peter Thiel. Now he has money. He has absolutely no conviction. I just always go back to JD Vance is such a hypocrite."
Jennifer navigates the contentious issue of gerrymandering in California and Texas, questioning the disproportionate representation of Republicans despite minimal vote shares.
Jennifer Welch [00:00]: "The gerrymander in California is outrage. Their 52 congressional districts, nine of them are Republican. How can this possibly be allowed?"
She criticizes the Democratic approach to political discourse, advocating for direct confrontation and labeling of Trump and his allies.
Jennifer Welch [01:32]: "We need to quit around. We need to start calling Trump what he is at all times. We need to call out the hypocrisy because MAGA likes to traffic in petty politics."
The hosts discuss the influence of tech oligarchs like Curtis Yarvin on the political narrative, suggesting a deliberate spread of propaganda to manipulate public perception.
Jennifer Welch [02:17]: "They intentionally say, oh, Newsom's gonna us in California... They're intentionally propagandic."
Angie Sullivan comments on the arrogance and lack of self-awareness among these elites, highlighting their detachment from the average voter.
Angie Sullivan [04:23]: "It's so gross that these people feel so emboldened to talk this way. They truly believe they are better than everyone else because they have money."
Jennifer brings to light corruption claims against President McCain and JD Vance, citing an op-ed that accuses Trump of accumulating wealth through dubious means.
Jennifer Welch [07:40]: "40% of Donald Trump's wealth has been accumulated since he became president because of two crypto coins."
Angie criticizes the normalization of corruption within the Republican party, questioning why such practices go unchecked.
Angie Sullivan [09:42]: "We know they hate Donald Trump. That was proven during the Dominion lawsuit. But the corruption level, I cannot understand why these blue-collar voters look at this man and think he's an alpha man."
A significant portion of the discussion centers on the perceived cognitive decline of Donald Trump compared to Joe Biden. Jennifer argues that while Biden shows signs of aging, Trump's behavior suggests a more severe decline.
Jennifer Welch [11:22]: "Donald Trump... has clearly dementia-esque behavior. Stop it. Why does nobody call them out?"
Angie counters by pointing out that Biden's condition is often concealed, unlike Trump's overt behaviors.
Angie Sullivan [10:12]: "Joe Biden was, I don't think he had the cognitive decline that these people say... But Donald Trump... looks like he talks like he can't hear."
Jennifer criticizes the pervasive culture of whining and insecurity among Republican leaders, attributing it to a lack of genuine masculinity and self-worth.
Jennifer Welch [13:52]: "It's all about whining. Zuckerberg talking about feeling neutered in the workplace—it's about more than just workplaces."
Angie Sullivan reinforces this by describing the Republican leadership as insecure and driven by a need to assert dominance.
Angie Sullivan [09:42]: "Through line with all of these men... is little dick energy. None of them are anything but insecure."
Amidst the criticism, the hosts highlight Jessica Tarlov's role in exposing corruption on Fox News, praising her unwavering dedication.
Jennifer Welch [07:39]: "Jessica Tarlov deserves the Nobel Peace Prize... she has been exposing President McCain's taco tits corruption nonstop."
Angie Sullivan commends Tarlov's patience and resilience in the face of right-wing media opposition.
Angie Sullivan [08:28]: "She has a PhD... her patience is unbelievable."
Jennifer Welch wraps up the episode by emphasizing the deep-rooted corruption and moral decline within the Republican party, forecasting long-term consequences for American politics.
Jennifer Welch [14:47]: "This is going to outlive Trump. And this moral depravity that this man has brought out in people in the United States of America... it's generational."
The hosts call for increased vigilance and accountability to combat the entrenched issues plaguing the political landscape.
Final Thoughts
In this episode, Welch and Sullivan provide a comprehensive and critical analysis of the current Republican dynamics, spotlighting figures like JD Vance and Donald Trump. Their passionate discourse underscores the urgent need for transparency, integrity, and genuine leadership in American politics.