Karoline Leavitt Breaks Down in Humiliating Presser for Trump

Summary

IHIP News: Karoline Levitt Breaks Down in Humiliating Presser for Trump

Release Date: August 1, 2025

In this fiery episode of IHIP News, hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan take no prisoners as they dissect Caroline Levitt's recent press conference supporting President Donald Trump. Deeply entrenched in a red state, the progressive duo delivers a scathing analysis of Levitt's statements, exposing what they perceive as blatant lies and propaganda efforts aimed at bolstering Trump's controversial administration.

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1. Introduction to Caroline Levitt's Press Conference

Angie kicks off the episode with a sharp critique:

Angie (00:04): "Talented propagandist and liar Caroline Levitt has now entered the press conference world yet again. And here's the thing. She lies with such ease, it surprises me she's not even 30 that she can do it."

Jennifer echoes Angie's sentiment, setting a confrontational tone for the discussion.

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2. Dissecting Levitt's Claims of Peace Deals

At the heart of Levitt's press conference was her assertion that President Trump had brokered numerous international peace deals, warranting a Nobel Peace Prize.

Caroline Levitt's Statement:

Caroline Levitt (00:30): "The President has now ended conflicts between Thailand and Cambodia, Israel and Iran, Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of the Congo, India and Pakistan, Serbia and Kosovo and Egypt and Ethiopia. This means President Trump has brokered, on average, about one peace deal or ceasefire per month during his six months in office. It's well past time that President Trump was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize."

Angie vehemently responds:

Angie (00:56): "Why is she not embarrassed? Why is he not embarrassed? First of all, all those things, he brokered peace, you know, he's sitting around going, I stopped all these wars, motherfucker."

Jennifer adds her agreement, highlighting the discrepancy between Levitt's claims and reality.

Jennifer (01:08): "You've stopped shit."

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3. The Feasibility of a Nobel Peace Prize for Trump

Jennifer delves into why Trump is unworthy of the Nobel Peace Prize, debunking Levitt's claims.

Jennifer (01:32): "They're not going to give it to him. And furthermore, this is not how you get a Nobel Peace Prize. You don't trot out a woman that's cosplaying, being a press secretary."

Angie reinforces this point by listing ongoing conflicts:

Angie (01:08): "Look at Ukraine and Russia, Gaza and Israel. You're bombing Iran. Like, nobody except Benjamin Netanyahu, who needs you to keep funding his criminal, is even talking about a peace prize for you."

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4. Critique of the Trump Administration's Staff and Policies

The hosts transition to a broader critique of the Trump administration, focusing on the integrity and competence of its staff.

Jennifer (02:43): "They think that Trump And Jesus are BFFs. It just... We have religious whack jobs running the government putting forth this Iron Age thought process."

Angie emphasizes the administration's shamelessness and lack of accountability:

Angie (03:07): "They have no shame. It is impossible for them to feel shame because she could not get up."

Jennifer continues to expose the faction's propagandist tactics:

Jennifer (04:18): "This is what concerns me about this building is this motherfucker's never leaving, right? ... The purge of all of the decent, objective people in the military by Pete Hexess, all the purge is to make sure they put in evil loyalists that will keep him in place."

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5. Financial Exploitation and Hypocrisy

The conversation shifts to Trump's personal wealth and the administration's financial dealings.

Angie (07:57): "Donald Trump has made $1 billion a month. 40% of his current wealth he accumulated since he's been president for six months."

Jennifer critiques the performative aspects of the administration's actions, such as the construction of a new White House ballroom:

Jennifer (05:29): "He is going to have to either come out in a body bag or he's going to have to come out with, you know, some form of enforced law enforcement troops, military, whatever surrounding him."

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6. The Role of Religious Fundamentalism in Governance

Jennifer touches on the intertwining of religion and politics within the administration:

Jennifer (09:46): "They think that Trump And Jesus are BFFs. These are the people that genuinely believe a virgin gave birth to somebody and then a zombie raised up."

Angie concurs, highlighting the dangerous blend of faith and authoritarianism:

Angie (10:06): "Don't govern from true social. Don't govern at a press Conference. Govern like a real person, like a serious."

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7. Final Remarks and Personal Attacks

As the episode nears its conclusion, the hosts resort to personal attacks against administration members, criticizing their appearances and behaviors.

Jennifer (12:36): "Don Jr. Needs a bra. And I would think that since daddy's Making a billion dollars a month, as you so brilliantly reported. We could afford to get a brassiere on Donald junior."

Angie further mockingly suggests merchandise ideas, emphasizing their disdain for the administration's lack of professionalism.

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8. Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Angie (00:04): "Talented propagandist and liar Caroline Levitt has now entered the press conference world yet again."

• Caroline Levitt (00:30): "It's well past time that President Trump was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize."

• Angie (00:56): "Why is she not embarrassed? Why is he not embarrassed?"

• Jennifer (01:32): "They're not going to give it to him. And furthermore, this is not how you get a Nobel Peace Prize."

• Jennifer (04:18): "The purge is to make sure they put in evil loyalists that will keep him in place."

• Angie (07:57): "Donald Trump has made $1 billion a month."

• Jennifer (09:46): "They think that Trump And Jesus are BFFs."

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9. Conclusion

Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan deliver a relentless critique of Caroline Levitt's support for President Trump, intertwining political analysis with sharp humor. Their passionate dissection highlights perceived hypocrisies and malpractices within the Trump administration, emphasizing the need for accountability and genuine leadership. For listeners seeking an unapologetic progressive perspective on current political dynamics, this episode of IHIP News offers a comprehensive and engaging commentary.

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Transcript

[Jennifer]

Foreign.

[Angie]

Talented propagandist and liar Caroline Levitt has now entered the press conference world yet again. And here's the thing. She lies with such ease, it surprises me she's not even 30 that she can do it. But so yesterday, not only is she lying about wars that President Trump settled, she's stumping for a Nobel Peace Prize. Let's hear it.

[Caroline Levitt]

The President has now ended conflicts between Thailand and Cambodia, Israel and Iran, Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of the Congo, India and Pakistan, Serbia and Kosovo and Egypt and Ethiopia. This means President Trump has brokered, on average, about one peace deal or ceasefire per month during his six months in office. It's well past time that President Trump was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

[Angie]

Why is she not embarrassed? Why is he not embarrassed? First of all, all those things, he brokered peace, you know, he's sitting around going, I stopped all these wars, motherfucker.

[Jennifer]

You've stopped shit.

[Angie]

You've stopped shit. Look at Ukraine and Russia, Gaza and Israel. You're bombing Iran. Like, nobody except Benjamin Netanyahu, who needs you to keep funding his criminal, is even talking about a peace prize for you. So here's my message to the Nobel Peace Prize Committee. He wants it because Obama has it. Do not give it to him. Please throw us the bone.

[Jennifer]

They're not going to give it to him. And furthermore, this is not how you get a Nobel Peace Prize. You don't trot out a woman that's cosplaying, being a press secretary. Right? You know, that's what, that's the thing about Trump's administration that's always so striking to me. Like you, you. She's trying so hard there to be serious, that it, it. The whole thing views as an SNL skit. It does use as a video produced by the Onion. And the same with Pete Heth. The same with Dan Bongino, that little schmuck. Did you see him when he, you know, he was on Fox and he's like, I mean, it's difficult. I've got to go to the office at like 7am and I'm just surrounded by four walls. And, you know, I was like, these people, these are not serious people. These are cosplayers. These are whining titty babies and they suck up to this deranged nut job that I think only has when a 30 approval rating across the whole United States. In Europe, it's like single digit, right? But I think among the American public, you've got 30% of just hateful human beings that love him. And that's it? I mean, they like him because they're just as hateful and deranged and nutty as he is.

[Angie]

Well, here's the thing. I'm like, I always am surprised by the shamelessness of Trump and his administration. They have no shame. It is impossible for them to feel shame because she could not get up. I mean, if somebody told me, I'm going to get on camera, I'm going to lie about what you've accomplished and then I'm going to say, you deserve a Nobel Peace Prize. I would hope somebody would say, I would hope that. I would say, please don't do that.

[Jennifer]

That is embarrassing. Remind me or not, hasn't he photoshopped like time man of the Year many times in his office?

[Angie]

He. Absolutely. So, I mean, here's a great reminder.

[Jennifer]

I think we all to understand this is a megalomaniac. This is a malignant narcissist. The, the Nobel Prize. They're not going to give a peace prize to a man who sends bombs to another man, Netanyahu, who is committing a genocide right now and who has a federal a warrant out for his arrest with the icc. That's not going to happen. This is propaganda. She is a propagandist. So she comes out and she says all of this stuff because the rubes, the hateful rubes, I want to make sure we always call Fox viewers hateful because they traffic and hate. And these hateful rubes that watch that, they just get their marching orders every day from Jesse Waters, Caroline KKK, Levitt and all these other cosplayers because their core value inside their body is hate and darkness.

[Angie]

You're absolutely right on that. And here's something. While Trump's big, beautiful piece of shit Bill is going to take food out of children's mouths, it is going to kick up to 18 million people from health care. This is what Trump's planning and she's so proud of it.

[Caroline Levitt]

Questions? I do have one other announcement from the White House and from the President. We are proud to announce that the construction of the new, new White House ballroom will begin. For 150 years, presidents, administrations and White House staff have longed for a large event space on the White House complex that can hold substantially more guests than currently allowed.

[Angie]

Okay, I have to point this out for a hunt. He is solving a problem that administrations and presidents have been asking for for 150 years. You stupid. That's a lie. Everybody knows. Nobody called up 100 years ago and said, hey, Donald, we want this. There aren't messages in the White House that we want a gold puked room all over at the White House. But this is going to cost $200 million.

[Jennifer]

I believe, just so we're reporting accurately, that this is not taxpayer funded. The reporting that I read is that he, Donald Trump is funding part of it and he's also gotten private funding. Just because I want to be accurate about our reporting. I believe that I've read that from a few sources. However, this is a time where you have federal employees that have, you know, we used to work for the FAA to make sure planes didn't fall out of the sky, that are, you know, packing up boxes for no other reason other than Elon Musk is a prick, right? And you know, this is just, this is him. This what concerns me about this building is this motherfucker's never leaving, right? He is. They are going. He's going to have to either come out in a body bag or he's going to have to come out with, you know, some form of enforced law enforcement troops, military, whatever surrounding him. And the reason they keep saying deep state and the reason they talked about that the whole time is because that's what they want to do. The purge of all these federal employees is to make sure there is nobody objective in the government. The purge of all of the generals and all of the decent, objective people in the military by Pete Hexess, all the purge is to make sure they put in evil loyalists that will keep him in place that won't honor the results of an election. So what's more alarming to me about his Marie Antoinette ballroom is that he has no intention of leaving. He sees he's made his patio, his white trash patio where he, you know, is ruined Jackie Kennedy's Ro Rose Garden so he can sit around and be a big swinging dick with all the other crusty white people that he hangs out with. And now he's going to be over there, probably listening to a Maria in his ballroom because this has no intentions of leaving the White House. No.

[Angie]

And he governs like that, too. He absolutely governs like that. And then we have Donald Trump, who we know attacked Josh Holly because he didn't. Congress wants to pass a bill where Congress people cannot profit from the White House. Democrats said we're all in, include the President and the Vice president. Trump goes fucking ballistic. And then Caroline Lovett, because she is a fucking liar, liar, liar, gets up there and says this with a straight face.

[Caroline Levitt]

The President stands with the American people on this. He doesn't want to see people Like Nancy Pelosi, enriching themselves off of public school service and ripping off their constituents in the process.

[Jennifer]

This is unbelievable.

[Angie]

It's unbelievable. Donald Trump has made $1 billion a month. 40% of his current wealth he accumulated since he's been president for six months. The meme coins, the meme dinners, all the. And she stands up there. Which goes back to my point. These people cannot feel shame.

[Jennifer]

Well, I don't think that they, they. I don't think they think anything they're doing is shameful.

[Angie]

That's even a bigger problem, right?

[Jennifer]

It's even deeper than that. They can't feel it. It's. They don't believe this is shameful because, like, Caroline Levitt runs around with her little cross. I'm sure she probably takes part in these tongue talking sessions that are going on at the White House faith office because I've seen her doing some prayer and, like, doing the whole hand up. You know, these people are real twisted Bible thumpers, right? And they think that he is a God's vessel, imperfect vessel. And I mean, these are the type of people that think that, like, Jesus has an agenda for the United States of America. I mean, these are the people that think that the earth is 5,000 years old. These are the people that genuinely believe a virgin gave birth to somebody and then a zombie raised up. I mean, they believe all this stuff literally Snake, hey, eat the apple. They think all that shit happened. We have Cuckoo for Cocoa Puff, magical thinkers, Iron Age thinkers running the White House. And they have it in their mind that Trump is working with Jesus. They do. It's crazy, but that's what they think, Angie. And if people don't realize it and doesn't really ever get covered, but the. His base, they think it. They think like, Trump And Jesus are BFFs.

[Angie]

Yeah, you're right. I know you're right.

[Jennifer]

But it just.

[Angie]

When you say it out loud, it sounds so.

[Jennifer]

Because the press doesn't even cover it. We've got religious whack jobs running the government putting forth this Iron Age thought process, and they justify it all by saying, you know, God pick Trump. Because that's just. Sometimes God picks imperfect vessels. I'm like, oh, for sake.

[Angie]

Absolutely. And then I just want to end on this because I know we. There's so many huge, big, big, big, big, big issues that we have right now. And this is just one of my petty grievances with this White House. It's just petty. Don't govern from true social. Don't govern at a press Conference. Govern like a real person, like a serious.

[Jennifer]

Get legislation and run it through House and Senate.

[Angie]

Absolutely. So here is what shameless Caroline Levitt did yesterday about pharmaceuticals that Trump's going to increase the prices on because of his tariffs.

[Caroline Levitt]

Okay, ready to assist with implementation questions. Thank you for your immediate attention to this vital national priority. Signed President Donald J. Trump again to the CEO of Eli Lilly. This letter in its form has been designed for each of the 17 major drug and pharmaceutical companies. Companies in the United States. And we're happy to provide you the full list. And I believe you will see all 17 letters popping on Truth Social very shortly.

[Angie]

Of course.

[Jennifer]

Why is everything a show and tell with them?

[Angie]

I don't know.

[Jennifer]

It's like they're in kindergarten. They do. He does it when he signs something. It's always this stupid show and tell stuff, right? And then like, thank you for your attention to this matter. I mean, it's just the. We've elected low information religious nut jobs and they're running the federal government of the United States of America right now and the mainstream media just rolls out. Caroline Levitt reported today that Trump has brokered her deal with pharmaceutical companies and talked about, you know, all this is normal. And this woman is a. She is a crazy person. She is crazy. Hex Seth crazy. That Christy, she's a batshit crazy. C U N T of the highest order on the planet. And their boss is McCankel's taco tits who runs around criticizing everybody's appearance all the time. And he's got the cankles that I've, I've never seen cankles so big in my. And I saw a picture of Don Jr. The other day running around. He's got some man boobs, let me tell you. I mean, that man could wear a man bra. No disrespect. I'm not for making fun of people because of their physical appearance. My point is the family that constantly criticizes all of the way people look, the way people dress. You got the Vice President, United States running around with a goddamn smokey eye. You got Christy Gnome playing dress up left and right. Here we got Taco Tit's son.

[Angie]

Wouldn't fit him.

[Jennifer]

That is the son of Taco tits right there running around, needs a goddamn bra.

[Angie]

At least a nipple cover, if nothing.

[Jennifer]

And he sits around and browbeats Hunter Biden left and right non stop. I think Hunter Biden needs to troll the out of little Don Jr. Here. Don Jr. Needs a bra. And I would think that since daddy's Making a billion dollars a month, as you so brilliantly reported. We could afford to get a brassiere on Donald junior. Maybe they could get a little cross. Maybe they could start selling the merch. Cross bras for Maga.

[Angie]

Man bra for maggots and nipple cover. Just have a cross where the nipple cover should be.

[Jennifer]

A man bras. I don't. I mean, you know that he runs this goddamn online flea market, Riff raff Knickknack City. I think they need to have the mag hand bra. Trump needs one for sure on that man. Oh, my God. And then surely we could get some sort of slimming sock for his ankles and just a better cover up. The thing is, if you're going to be a billionaire and you're going to make a billion dollars a month and you're going to rip off the American tax paper and you're going to do all that. Come on, dude, you're all about aesthetics. You're constantly criticizing everybody's appearance. And so I want better socks. I want better tailored suits. I want you in a goddamn man bra. I want it sucking suc everything up. I want better makeup choices. I mean, at least, at least put your best foot forward. But Don Jr. And Donald Trump are absolute physical train wrecks that need bras.

[Angie]

They need bras. Please like this video. Subscribe to our channel. As Jennifer said earlier, we're getting dangerously close. I dropped my phone. And here's our book. Life is a Lazy Susan of Sandwiches.

[Jennifer]

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