IHIP News: Karoline Levitt Breaks Down in Humiliating Presser for Trump

Release Date: August 1, 2025

In this fiery episode of IHIP News, hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan take no prisoners as they dissect Caroline Levitt's recent press conference supporting President Donald Trump. Deeply entrenched in a red state, the progressive duo delivers a scathing analysis of Levitt's statements, exposing what they perceive as blatant lies and propaganda efforts aimed at bolstering Trump's controversial administration.

1. Introduction to Caroline Levitt's Press Conference

Angie kicks off the episode with a sharp critique:

Angie (00:04): "Talented propagandist and liar Caroline Levitt has now entered the press conference world yet again. And here's the thing. She lies with such ease, it surprises me she's not even 30 that she can do it."

Jennifer echoes Angie's sentiment, setting a confrontational tone for the discussion.

2. Dissecting Levitt's Claims of Peace Deals

At the heart of Levitt's press conference was her assertion that President Trump had brokered numerous international peace deals, warranting a Nobel Peace Prize.

Caroline Levitt's Statement:

Caroline Levitt (00:30): "The President has now ended conflicts between Thailand and Cambodia, Israel and Iran, Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of the Congo, India and Pakistan, Serbia and Kosovo and Egypt and Ethiopia. This means President Trump has brokered, on average, about one peace deal or ceasefire per month during his six months in office. It's well past time that President Trump was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize."

Angie vehemently responds:

Angie (00:56): "Why is she not embarrassed? Why is he not embarrassed? First of all, all those things, he brokered peace, you know, he's sitting around going, I stopped all these wars, motherfucker."

Jennifer adds her agreement, highlighting the discrepancy between Levitt's claims and reality.

Jennifer (01:08): "You've stopped shit."

3. The Feasibility of a Nobel Peace Prize for Trump

Jennifer delves into why Trump is unworthy of the Nobel Peace Prize, debunking Levitt's claims.

Jennifer (01:32): "They're not going to give it to him. And furthermore, this is not how you get a Nobel Peace Prize. You don't trot out a woman that's cosplaying, being a press secretary."

Angie reinforces this point by listing ongoing conflicts:

Angie (01:08): "Look at Ukraine and Russia, Gaza and Israel. You're bombing Iran. Like, nobody except Benjamin Netanyahu, who needs you to keep funding his criminal, is even talking about a peace prize for you."

4. Critique of the Trump Administration's Staff and Policies

The hosts transition to a broader critique of the Trump administration, focusing on the integrity and competence of its staff.

Jennifer (02:43): "They think that Trump And Jesus are BFFs. It just... We have religious whack jobs running the government putting forth this Iron Age thought process."

Angie emphasizes the administration's shamelessness and lack of accountability:

Angie (03:07): "They have no shame. It is impossible for them to feel shame because she could not get up."

Jennifer continues to expose the faction's propagandist tactics:

Jennifer (04:18): "This is what concerns me about this building is this motherfucker's never leaving, right? ... The purge of all of the decent, objective people in the military by Pete Hexess, all the purge is to make sure they put in evil loyalists that will keep him in place."

5. Financial Exploitation and Hypocrisy

The conversation shifts to Trump's personal wealth and the administration's financial dealings.

Angie (07:57): "Donald Trump has made $1 billion a month. 40% of his current wealth he accumulated since he's been president for six months."

Jennifer critiques the performative aspects of the administration's actions, such as the construction of a new White House ballroom:

Jennifer (05:29): "He is going to have to either come out in a body bag or he's going to have to come out with, you know, some form of enforced law enforcement troops, military, whatever surrounding him."

6. The Role of Religious Fundamentalism in Governance

Jennifer touches on the intertwining of religion and politics within the administration:

Jennifer (09:46): "They think that Trump And Jesus are BFFs. These are the people that genuinely believe a virgin gave birth to somebody and then a zombie raised up."

Angie concurs, highlighting the dangerous blend of faith and authoritarianism:

Angie (10:06): "Don't govern from true social. Don't govern at a press Conference. Govern like a real person, like a serious."

7. Final Remarks and Personal Attacks

As the episode nears its conclusion, the hosts resort to personal attacks against administration members, criticizing their appearances and behaviors.

Jennifer (12:36): "Don Jr. Needs a bra. And I would think that since daddy's Making a billion dollars a month, as you so brilliantly reported. We could afford to get a brassiere on Donald junior."

Angie further mockingly suggests merchandise ideas, emphasizing their disdain for the administration's lack of professionalism.

8. Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Angie (00:04): "Talented propagandist and liar Caroline Levitt has now entered the press conference world yet again."

• Caroline Levitt (00:30): "It's well past time that President Trump was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize."

• Angie (00:56): "Why is she not embarrassed? Why is he not embarrassed?"

• Jennifer (01:32): "They're not going to give it to him. And furthermore, this is not how you get a Nobel Peace Prize."

• Jennifer (04:18): "The purge is to make sure they put in evil loyalists that will keep him in place."

• Angie (07:57): "Donald Trump has made $1 billion a month."

• Jennifer (09:46): "They think that Trump And Jesus are BFFs."

9. Conclusion

Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan deliver a relentless critique of Caroline Levitt's support for President Trump, intertwining political analysis with sharp humor. Their passionate dissection highlights perceived hypocrisies and malpractices within the Trump administration, emphasizing the need for accountability and genuine leadership. For listeners seeking an unapologetic progressive perspective on current political dynamics, this episode of IHIP News offers a comprehensive and engaging commentary.

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