Pumps (3:42)

But didn't he say find that tweet? Now we have to do a dramatic reading of it because it's too good.

Co-host (3:46)

This whole thing is.

Pumps (3:47)

He talks about her patriotism.

Co-host (3:49)

She's 26. She's so patriotic. Please. Like, if you didn't have an FBI jet and you didn't have podcast money from talking about the Epstein files nonstop, this 26 year old would not give you the time of day. So I get. He wants to use everything as his disposal is as corrupt as. Yes. Why aren't the Republicans and the Democrats saying we need a full forensic accounting of how much money you're spending?

Pumps (4:20)

That's okay. Here we go. Okay. This is worthy of an end of the year reread Patel tweets. I am proud of the work of this FBI. We're taking violent criminals off the streets in record numbers, crushing the fentanyl crisis, dismantling cartels, saving children, hunting down terrorists, and so much more. Let me be clear. We will not be distracted by baseless rumors of the noise from uninformed Internet anarchists and the fake news. I've always said, criticize me all you want. Going after the people doing great work, my personal life or those around me is a total disgrace. The disgustingly baseless attacks against Alexis, a true patriot and the woman I'm proud to call my partner in life are beyond pathetic. She is a rock solid conservative and a country music sensation who has done more for this nation than Most will in 10 lifetimes. I'm so blessed she's in my life pumps. When do you think she. Alexis dumps cash, do you think when. When Trump fires him or when Trump fires him?

Co-host (5:42)

Yes, if he spins out, you know, if he goes through the term after that. I mean, come on. She's a great. Put that back up. There are a couple things I just want to talk about. There's just a couple things I cannot let go. Okay. Internet anarchist. This guy was the Internet anarchist for Trump ever. Criticize me all you want, but my personal life. All he did was talk about Hunter Biden. That's all he did. Like, I do not have a carve out for his 26 year old patriot girlfriend because he's the FBI Director because he's a fucking podcaster and this is what he did all day, every day is attack people in their personal lives. So I'm not going to cry a tear for this person, but what I will do is say again and again, I think he's in way over his head in terms of dating. I mean this is not something that happens without access to private jet in my opinion.

Pumps (6:45)

I agree. I would completely agree with that. Let's, let's move along and talk more about the great American Patriot Alexis and her sensation, the country music sensation and her night in shining armor Gash Patel, the Make a Wish FBI Director this is just how, you know we're dealing with really insecure people. So Patel's Make a Wish nickname comes amid new reporting that Patel refused to leave his plane without an FBI raid jacket after he arrived in Utah in the aftermath of Charlie Kirk's killing. According to Alpha99, FBI Director Cash Patel arrived at the Provo airport in Provo, Utah on September 11, 2025. Alpha99 said that after his plane landed, FBI Director Cash Patel would not disembark from the plane without an FBI raid jacket. Note Based on Alpha's 99 reporting, FBI Director Cash Patel apparently did not have his own FBI ray jacket with him and refused to step from the plane without wearing one. Alpha99 went on to say many FBI agents and other FBI personnel were busy working in the aftermath of the assassination of Charlie Kirk and that FBI personnel had to stop and ask around to find an FBI ray jacket and a medium sized one that would fit FBI director Cash Patel. Alpha99 said there were many large and extra large FBI raid jackets available. Finally, according to Alpha99, FBI personnel searching for a medium sized FBI raid jacket that would fit FBI Director Kash Patel finally found one. That raid jacket belonged to one of the female FBI special agents, Alpha99 said. The raid jacket belonging to the female agent was then delivered to FBI Director Cash Patel on the plane. But as he was inspecting the jacket, Patel noticed two areas on the upper sleeves near the shoulders that did not have velcro patches attached, Alpha99 said. FBI Director Cash Patel then reportedly said he would not leave the El aircraft until he had two patches to cover those areas. According to Alpha99, members of an FBI SWAT team took patches off their uniforms and ran those patches over to FBI Director Cash Patel at the airport. The patches were then attached to the loner FBI jacket. Alpha99 said and the FBI director, Cash Patel, disembarked the plane from there. These are the most insecure, emotionally stunted cosplayers on the planet. All he was thinking about, and I want to remind everybody, they all claim to be best friends with Charlie Kirk. All these people think about in the aftermath of this man being murdered are themselves. And listen, I disagreed with everything Charlie Kirk said politically. I think he would said racist things, I think he said homophobic things. I think he was a toxic political commentator. He should be alive today and not one person that cares about him, from his wife to. All of the people in the Trump administration have named the culprit of his death gun violence. Even when their assassination attempt on Ronald Reagan and it hit his secret service, there was the Brady Law and all of these things. And people spoke about this, not with Charlie Kirk. It's really the only death I've ever seen in America where nobody talks about what killed him ever. And you could, they can say whatever they want to say. What killed him is gun violence. And this gun nut obsession that our culture has with, with guns, with cash money and this playing military and playing I'm an FBI SWAT guy and then sending out tweets when he's FBI director that his girlfriend's a great patriot and she is a country music sensation. It's so humiliating. It's just so fucking humiliating. Listener I recently moved to New York and I've had to get whole new doctors, dentists, everything. And it's a minefield because New York is so gigantic and there's so many choices. How do I navigate who takes my insurance, etc. Well, I'll tell you how I did it. It's Zocdoc. Zocdoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in network doctors, dentists, et cetera. And you can click to instantly book an appointment with Zocdoc. You can book in network appointments with more than 100,000 doctors across every specialty from mental health to dental health, primary care to urgent care and so much more. So, listener, stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to Zocdoc.com ihip to find and instantly book a top rated doctor today. That's Z O C-O C.com IHIP Zocdoc.com IHIP.

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Co-host (12:57)

It'S humiliated. And it just shows how unserious this FBI is. They go after his enemies. They, you know, make up charges. They do stupid investigations. Because if he really gave a about terrorism and child crimes, he would not be so worried about his jacket with the Velcro stuff on it. I mean, he should be humiliated. And I've heard him going back and forth with, you know, yeah, you can make fun that I had to wear a women's jacket. Nobody's making fun that you had to wear a image jacket. What we're making fun of is you sat on a plane when your alleged best friend was just murdered and you wouldn't leave until you had your cosplay uniform on because that's how bad you suck.

Pumps (13:36)

It's exactly right. And I do want to point out it's something that we. We need to remember. There are a lot of nonpartisan workers in the FBI, in the United States Marshal Service, in the Department of Justice and the military, and all of this that are now attached, this crime syndicate of these not even Beta Zeta males that are low T in trying to prevent the world from knowing how low that T is.

Co-host (14:08)

Right?

Pumps (14:09)

And we're all having to go through these people acting out all of their inner childhood trauma and insecurities on a global stage. And literally, people are dying. And our national security and our economy, all of that is just rear view mirror now for the egos of these dipshits. All right? That's all we have. Buy our book. It's a great way to support pumps and me. Subscribe to this channel. We'll be back later with more news.