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Patel and his girlfriend are just total freaks. There's no other way to put it. They are opportunistic users and takers that are living off the American taxpayer tit, period. The only reason that Cash Patel has this girlfriend who is a lot more attractive than he is is because he has access to private planes. He has uniformed FBI agents drive her and her drunk girlfriends around so that they don't get DUIs. And before we dive into Alexis, that's her name, she is now making a lot of claims on Twitter. I just want to set the psychological soil as to how toxic these two people are and what a toxic relationship it is. And that if any other leader of the FBI had a girlfriend that was posting this type of shit on Twitter, the meltdown on Fox News, I don't know that Jesse Waters could recover. I mean I think it would be icu, ventilator, feeding tube, catheter, diaper. That's what I think would be dealing with. But I want to remind you of what Cash said about her a few months ago on Twitter. I'm going to jump down to the most important paragraph. Pop this up, Kylie. The disgustingly baseless attacks against Alexis, a true patriot and the woman I'm proud to call my partner in life are beyond pathetic. She is a rock solid conservative in a country music sensation who has done more for this nation than Most will in 10 lifetimes. I am so blessed. She's in my life. This is the director of the FBI posting this pathetic high school style defense of his girlfriend on Twitter. Our country is a joke. When Donald Trump says our country used to be a joke. No, he made it a joke. So now Alexis, the rock solid patriot who's more patriotic than 10 lifetimes and the country music sensation has taken to Twitter with a banger. Pop this up. Will Summer says FBI Director Cash Patel's girlfriend says Michael Flynn, Tucker Carlson, Joe Kent and Candace Owens are all tied to a foreign influence operation. Alexis Wilkins says one of 13. It is a 13 point banger that Alexis puts out, no doubt with Cash Patel right here the entire time before she puts it out. And I just want to say this one more time before I read this. The director of the FBI, his girlfriend is online making claims that people in the right wing media echo chamber are working for some foreign influence. Could they be? Yeah, 100 I think they could be. But what the is going on here? This is how harebrained and ridiculous the FBI is now. Pop this up. A foreign linked influence network has been running coordinated operations against the Trump administration for 22 months. I know it's real because they ran one against me. I was targeted in something I knew was far from organic. The level of media isolating, unwanted and unwarranted. There was nobody to help, nobody to jump in and say, this is a false dog op and help me. Well, I don't believe in problems without solutions. So I've spent the last few months learning to build programs to utilize publicly available information to prove that this is way bigger than me. This is about creating chaos in the Republican Party. It's about the organized effort to lose Republicans the midterms and subvert President Trump's agenda. And she has all the data for you to see. Okay, before we dive into the rest of this stuff, it's interesting that now all of a sudden you're using all of this information at your fingertips when you're the FBI director.
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Here's the thing, team. This was so unhinged. I was like, I woke up my dogs because I was laughing so hard and they didn't know what was happening. Number one, the whole premise of this is trying to expose how people are trying to underestimate the Republican base and fracture it when there aren't fractures there. While in doing so, she is fracturing the Republican right wing influence spear. And then here's something. I just, I can't let this go. She goes on and on, starting with Trump's alleged assassination attempt through the Charlie Kirk to current like that's she's got all these conspiracies figured out. But she talks about Hunt, how unwanted all this attention is. You just posted an unhinged rant on X or Twitter or whatever the hell it's called drawing attention to yourself. So if you didn't want the attention, you would not be doing this. It is totally unhinged.
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All right, let's dive back into her accusations. Put up the second 1.2. In July 2025, I was falsely labeled a Mossad spy in a coordinated campaign designed to isolate an official of the US Government by using the person publicly nearest to him, me, across the full operation, July's events and others dating back to 2024. Six chapters, 22 months. The reason, the fact that she's saying this. I never knew if she was a Mossad agent or not. But the fact that she' here doing a 13 point PowerPoint presentation makes me go. Maybe she is a honey pot. Her third point, the network has a trail. Catholics for Catholics list General Michael Flynn as a current senior adviser on their website. Flynn is the anchor of the digital infrastructure that has proven repeatedly activated at every major Republican fracture point. Okay, Flynn is a complete conspiracy theorist and a nut. This is what happens. I've always said this. If anybody thinks that it's just all hunky dory in MAGA circles and at the White House, that everybody's just friends and like, oh, my God, we're making America great again. Slay girl, these are the most toxic people on the planet. And. And they prove it every single day. Go to her next point. Chapter 1. May 2024. Ten days before the Butler assassination attempt, Ivan Ralkin, former Green Beret, former Defense Intelligence Agency board member of Flynn's nonprofit America's Future, post directly to elon Musk and J.D. vance. So right she's getting into all of this. July 25th. A coordinated narrative falsely identifies FBI director's girlfriend as a Mossad honeypot. That's her. Number six. The foreign amplification is documented. Retweeted.com, which is the US State Department describes as. Oh, I'm sorry. That's RT. That's not retweeted. Tweet. That's the Russian propaganda the State Department describes. Part of Russia's intelligence apparatus posted about me by name. When they did, the accounts that amplified it included the official Russian Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Chapter 3. Charlie Kirk is assassinated. Within hours, Candace Owen publicly attributes the killing to Israel and targets Kirk's widow by name. Moving along. Chapter four. Joe Kent resigns. That same day, Catholics for Catholics, a Flynn associ organization, announces Kent at their Washington gala. Chapter nine. The data across all six chapters retweet engagement. She's saying over 3 million, 80% amplification rate. Okay, going along. And then RT, the Russian propaganda site, was telling Americans the entire time throughout March 2026, Putin's ideological philosopher declaring MAGA more than dead. Worse than dead. Chapter 11. During an active US military conflict, accounts in this network posted verbatim, refused to enlist in or remain fighting for the US military. And this is back to Candace Owens. Number 12. The 13 of this operation is not to win a political argument, but to make the fracture feel permanent. And our closing chapter. My data set, every account, every chapter, every documented overlap will be published in full. The methodology used, the official X API. Everything here is independently verifiable. Okay, here's the thing. Number one, what the Is she. Is she. I'm like, what? This is like me running some investigation. A 13 chapter investigation on Twitter that she's a nutrition. I'm not a psychologist. I would do it. I'm not above it. But like this, this to me is. There's always this desperation between the worst of the worst to try to define some narrative, to think that Cash Patel is not intimately involved and whatever this show. Right. Incoherent ramblings of a lunatic is. I don't know. But for her to try to say, look, Michael Flynn is crazy and Candace Owens is crazy, but Donald Trump and Cash Mattel and I are not. Y' all are all from the same crazy tree. You all triple trumped. You all tripled down on that. There's no question there's going to be fissures in it. Donald Trump is a dementia duck and this is just complete and insanity. Furthermore, if she's making the case that Russia medals. Yeah. Welcome to what we've all known about Putin and all of these troll farms for over a decade now. They do this.
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Okay, here's the thing. So I kind of did a deep dive on this woman because I was just like, she is completely unhinged. So it turns out there's this whole substack about her, like what she sells, about who she is and who she really is and what she really does and does not match up. I know that surprises you to the nth degree. And here's the thing. If Cash Patel was a serious FBI director and a serious person, this woman would not have posted this. But that just tells you how crazy they are together because he's running around spiking beers at the Olympics and using private jets to, you know, go to see her country music sensation. These two deserve each other because they are both completely, completely, I mean, off their rockers. And again, I'm going to say it. If you didn't want the attention, why do you have 13 denoted by chapters in some crazy conspiracy theory like, girl, you're not helping yourself. You are not helping yourself, listener.
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It's nuts. And here's one other thing I just want to say for the record. If a Democrat wins and they think we're going to appoint a podcaster for FBI director, Pumps and I are just proactively going to get ahead of this and say we don't want the job. We are.
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We are not accepting.
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We're not qualified. We are not accepting to be directors of the FBI. All right, that's all we have. Maga. We'll see you guys later.
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Episode Title: Kash Patel's Unhinged Girlfriend Spins Out Online, Totally Humiliating Him
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Date: March 25, 2026
In this fiery, comedic episode, progressive hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan dig into a sensational Twitter rant by Alexis Wilkins, girlfriend to current FBI director Kash Patel. The duo unpacks the spectacle of a political power couple embroiled in wild online accusations, conspiracy theories, and public meltdowns—skewering what they see as the toxic, self-destructive tendencies overtaking MAGA leadership. The show is brimming with sarcasm, pop culture references, and candid disbelief.
Jennifer and Angie’s episode is a pointed, comedic breakdown of how social media spectacle—especially among MAGA figures—undermines both credibility and authority. Through ridicule and sharp commentary, they show how conspiratorial thinking, public oversharing, and power-couple drama have become hallmarks of right-wing leadership, sparing no one from their incisive wit.