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One of the more corrupt, flamboyant and incompetent members of Trump's cabinet is none other than Kristi Noem. And what's interesting about Kristi Noem to me is she is the perfect Donald Trump patsy. But we're hearing rumors that she's going to be axed. And here's the reason why. When I saw this, I laughed out loud. Loud. Insiders reveal Trump may axe Ice Barbie over secret romance. Are you kidding me with the hypocrisy that Trump is going to fire somebody for an extramarital affair?
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Okay, question. Okay. She's been having the affair with this guy, like for a long time. Like when he hired her, she's. But everybody knows she's been screwing Corey Lewandowski for years now. Like, it's just widely known. So fire her over the affair.
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That's what the report is. But here's the, here's the rub on it. Glenn Youngkin, his term as governor is getting ready to be over and reports are Trump would rather have him in than Christy now. And also reports are Stephen Miller doesn't like Christy now. So there you have it. But I mean, for the reason to be that she's had an extramarital affair, which, by the way, I went in and looked at her Twitter and whenever these accusation comes up, she always goes to we're a godly family. Give me a break. And then so I just want to remind everybody before she's fired, let's look at some of her favorite costumes. So this is a sitting Secretary of Homeland Security, and it's not even Halloween. She's a firefighter, she's a sheriff, she's a dental hygienist, she's a construction worker, she's on a boat, she's got her AR15. I mean, this woman spends more time and money in costume than anything I've ever seen in my life. How can this be a serious cabinet member? Please tell me.
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Okay, we, we did an episode on this way back when a listener, like, from South Dakota had emailed Kylie like, you guys need to look into this. And it's back in our YouTube library. You guys, it's unbelievable. She's a hygienist and one of them. It's. It's crazy. Here's what. Here's what I need to know about this, okay? Like, I get playing dress up. Like, you know, you're younger, you want to play dress up. Or maybe for Halloween, you dress up. A sitting governor dressing up as a realtor and a hygienist and all of these things. I need to know the psychology behind this. I need to know, like, because every single one of these images Kylie put it up looks like the COVID of a porn. Every single one of them looks like. Like, look at the one where she's pulling the person over. It's like, I'm going to have to take you into custody, you bad, bad boy. It's really weird.
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You know, but here's the thing. Obviously, she's narcissistic beyond all measure. If you remember just going down the greatest hits of Kristi. No. We had the Texas floods where children could have been saved, but they weren't because they didn't have the right equipment. And so it was a disaster. They called in the federal government. She didn't respond to that. Yet she unveiled her portrait of her on the horse. Like her official portrait. She loves to look at herself. She loves pictures of herself. She's not a serious person. Also, remember when she was governor of South Dakota, she did the dental commercial for some dentist in Texas. I mean, this is not a serious person at all. So I'm going to guess narcissism. I don't know. There's probably a million different things she could do. And I wanted just to. I had forgotten about this. We call her puppy killer, goat killer, because we know she killed her child's dog. But here's something I had forgotten in the same book that she brags about killing her dog. She said she has a showdown and stared down Kim Jong Un, but she never met him. So this is a woman that lies about a dictator of a foreign country and brags about killing her dog. It's crazy to me that nobody in her orbit would say, you can't talk about killing your dog. It's verifiable. You've never met what, during your time in Congress with Kim Jong Un. But she just. She just. I think it endured her to tr. More when she killed her dog.
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Here's the thing, Pumps. She did all of this before she got this promotion, right? You know what I Mean, like in the Magaverse, things that are disqualifying for normal people are qualifying in the Magaverse. The more morally collapsed you are, the more dogs you kill, the more costumes you put on, the more you lie, the easier it will be for you to worship a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist and sit around a cabinet meeting and tell him how great it is. Because imagine this Trump, in order for him to function, he has to feel like he's the best, okay? And he is the biggest piece of shit on the planet. So you have to find people that are worse than him in order for him to feel like he shines. So the people surrounding him, these are the worst people in the United States of America. Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, Marco Rubio, and on and on and on. Because if you think about how low the bar is with him, it's even lower for these other people. I mean, you have to be a really bad person to want to go work for him. And you have to be a really bad industry titan to want to go bend the knee to him. Like, these are people without conviction, without conviction at all. And it's to see it on the national stage, global stage, like this. It's still so surreal.
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But I want to remind everybody too that something else she's done besides the jets is I believe she spent 200 million. And Kylie can fact check that number making propaganda ads for herself. And she's also in charge of recruiting all of these ICE agents. And I read a stat recently that an ICE agent is something like 10 times more likely to have a criminal record than a detainee. And now you can barely go into an American airport without. She's a thirst trap. This woman wants to thirst trap. Like the thing about this government is they want to make it. It's like the reality TV show Government. They want to make it about, you know, their personality. So you can't. You're going through TSA and you see this broadcast up there with this propaganda and I just how unserious of a country we've become in such a record pace. But I'm going to tell you this, it brings me back to. And I try. I know there's nothing I can do about it, but there are certain days where it's worse for me than others. It brings me back to what an indictment this is on Democrats that she stood on stage with a guy with advanced dementia. Dementia that bobbed around like a Little Bopper listening to Ave Maria and normalized it. This is after the reveal that she shot her goat. This is after the reveal that she shot a puppy. It's not just that she did these things that she thought she should write about him in her autobiography, which is another layer of upness. After all of that, the Democrats still couldn't beat these people.
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Yeah. It's just so jaw dropping because it should have been a layup. It should have been the easiest thing on the planet, but it had. It wasn't done. And now we've got the dental hygienist slash nurse in charge of Homeland security. So, anyway, I just thought that was funny that they're going to fire because she's having an extramarital affair in this administration. So, like this video. Subscribe to our channel and we will be back with more news.
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In this episode, Jennifer Welch and Angie "Pumps" Sullivan dive deep into the swirling rumors that Kristi Noem, currently serving as Secretary of Homeland Security under Trump, is about to be fired—ostensibly due to a long-running extramarital affair with Corey Lewandowski. The hosts discuss hypocrisy in the Trump administration, Kristi Noem's increasingly bizarre and controversial behavior, and the wider implications for American politics. With their characteristic irreverence and sharp wit, they tear into the cast of characters shaping today's right-wing political landscape.
“Are you kidding me with the hypocrisy that Trump is going to fire somebody for an extramarital affair?”
—Angie (00:44)
“…she always goes to we’re a godly family. Give me a break.”
—Angie (01:38)
“This woman spends more time and money in costume than anything I’ve ever seen in my life.”
—Angie (01:57)
“Every single one of these images … looks like the COVID of a porn”
—Jennifer (02:49)
“This is a woman that lies about a dictator of a foreign country and brags about killing her dog.”
—Angie (04:13)
“These are the worst people in the United States of America. … You have to be a really bad person to want to go work for him.”
—Jennifer (06:22)
“An ICE agent is something like 10 times more likely to have a criminal record than a detainee.”
—Jennifer (10:27)
“After all of that, the Democrats still couldn’t beat these people.”
—Jennifer (11:18)
“Are you kidding me with the hypocrisy that Trump is going to fire somebody for an extramarital affair?” —Angie (00:44)
“This woman spends more time and money in costume than anything I’ve ever seen in my life.” —Angie (01:57)
“Every single one of these images … looks like the COVID of a porn. … ‘I’m going to have to take you into custody, you bad, bad boy.’ It’s really weird.” —Jennifer (02:49)
“The more morally collapsed you are…the easier it will be for you to worship a convicted felon… These are people without conviction, without conviction at all.” —Jennifer (05:38)
“She brags about killing shit. It’s so offensive. … The killing a puppy was just the tip of the iceberg.” —Angie (09:06)
“It’s not just that she did these things, it’s that she thought she should write about them in her autobiography.” —Jennifer (11:18)
This episode uses the Kristi Noem firing rumor as a springboard to dissect the culture of hypocrisy, self-promotion, and lack of ethics in Trump’s world. The hosts’ comedic, sometimes incredulous tone keeps the discussion entertaining, but their core point—that the rot extends beyond Noem to the whole system—lands with force. It’s a lively listen for anyone wanting a progressive, no-holds-barred take on Republican politics' latest scandals.