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Taylor
Well pumps the little bridge troll Donald Trump hasn't been seen in public since this weekend and I've been studying the President's schedule and he has one of his show and tell, you know where he signs executive orders and proclamations in the Oval and it said close to press. And I thought, well that seems weird. That seems really, really weird. Now this is a very fast moving news pace and by the time our editors make a thumbnail and pop this up on YouTube, I'm sure the bridge troll will come out from underneath the bridge with fresh new orange makeup. But it's just something we're keeping a little eye on. Please comment below. Do we think he had plastic surgery? Do we think he had a stroke? Do we think he's sick? Do we think he's pilled out? Do you think he's in the fetal position because he's so up that his boyfriend Elon Musk threw the big beautiful bill under the bus on his platform X and called it an abomination? I mean, this is a betrayal that the Trump I know, the little bridge troll that I know would be throwing feces all over Lie Social right now and the silence is deafening. So we have no choice but to go to Moses Mike Johnson for answers. Play the clip.
Moses Mike
Well, I tell you, I called Elon last night and he didn't answer. But I hope to talk to him today. I mean it's not, you know, it's very friendly and we can and we've laughed about our differences.
Taylor
Hilarious.
Alex
So funny.
Taylor
So Musk is ghosting Moses Mike, what are your thoughts on that?
Alex
First of all, I love it so much that Donald Trump and Elon Musk are in a fight. Here's my thing. Even if Trump was visible and he was show and telling his executive orders, I think Elon Musk has so much over him. He can't go as hard at Musk as he would a normal person that he that didn't own him. And the fact that Mike Johnson, Moses Mike is getting ghosted by Trump's boyfriend brings me so much happiness.
Taylor
You know what's interesting about Republican or specifically MAGA policies is they create this monster, meaning no regulations, we're going to give money to the billionaires. And they do it to curry favor and to curry political donations from said entity. And then the very entity that they create can then be the politicians demise. And so they created Elon Musk by accepting all of this money. And Musk has this large megaphone. Of course everybody hates him, but it doesn't take much to rile up that rabid base. And so the very monster they create could be the very thing that destroys them. And the problem is when you replace what government is supposed to do with an oligarch and it doesn't end well for anybody because that oligarch will continue to dismantle the government. And that would include Donald Trump. But here is more of Moses Mike's spin today.
Moses Mike
I've talked, I talked to President Trump, you know, all the time, multiple times a day. Obviously we've talked about this. He's, as you know, he's not, he's not delighted that elon did a 180 on that. But look, I don't know what happened in 24 hours. Everybody can draw their own conclusions about that, okay? But I look forward to talking to my friend about it again. And I'm not upset about it. All right?
Taylor
Yeah, he's so gross. He says Trump's not delighted about it. And you know, it's just, where is the guy that we know that gets so upset about a 60 Minutes interview or about somebody saying asking him a question that he doesn't want to answer and he loses his shit. This is the biggest whining titty baby the world has ever seen. And we're not responding to Musk's fire on X. We're just going to ignore that is are we? Have we entered the next stage of titty baby, which I guess is pussy titty baby. Where are we on that scale? I didn't know. You could become a bigger titty baby. Musk made a huge accusation that you're ripping off the American public, you're adding to the national deficit and that your bill is an abomination and that you're a lying liar. And you're not whining about that. Yet you whine about a 60 Minutes interview.
Alex
Seriously, Moses Mike, big Christian, stands up there. He has let Elon Musk go through the entire government with a chainsaw. He has taken every single bit of oversight into his companies, into himself. He's awarded himself contracts. And then he goes Elon Musk. And he, Mike Johnson has debased himself for Trump and Musk. And I love that he has to just sit up there. My friend is not delighted. Like, shut up.
Taylor
Okay. And then I want to. I think it's very important to remind everybody of Moses Mike's living conditions. Back in February, ProPublica did an expose and we also did an episode on this as well. And I just think it's important to remind the general public about this all the time. So it turns out that Moses Mike Johnson is living in a D.C. house that is the center of a pastor's secretive influence campaign. And in this very here reporting from ProPublica, a very objective, fair and balance, rigorous journalism. Neighbors have reported the roommate of Moses Mike Johnson answering the door half dressed in his panties. I'm not saying they're gay. I'm just saying that that seems kind of gay. And I'm the biggest ally. So I just wanted to remind everybody of that as we get through this cycle. Next up, Fox is now saying that Trump is mad, yet Trump isn't saying that Trump is mad. Put this headline up. I hear he is furious. Fox's Brian Kilameade reveals Trump is irate over Elon Musk trashing his big beautiful bill. Wha. I want to hear from the bridge troll himself. We hear about him non stop. We hear about his grieving and his complaining for 10 years. I want him to take it over the finish line. Tell me how mad you are, Elon. Tell me exactly why you're mad. Let's go. Come on, big boy. You're the best complainer. You are a five star whining titty, baby. Why are you so tight lipped right now? Are you scared of Elon? What's going on?
Alex
Well, I mean, you've got the fact that he's disappeared from public life for five days, which he doesn't ever disappear, ever, ever, ever. We couldn't get that lucky that he would take a vacation and not be in front of a camera. But I'm going to, you know, I'm going to go back to. Elon Musk has so much over Trump and Trump knows he owns Musk. And I wouldn't, I thought for a minute, maybe he's so mad his adv are not letting him speak because he wouldn't be, you know, coherent. But that hap. That hasn't been a problem so far. I mean, he gets out in there and rambles like crazy all the time. But yeah, it's interesting to see what he said. If he doesn't say anything, if we actually see him in person and he doesn't say anything, then we know how bad it is.
Taylor
So I think it's important to know that the Republicans in general are very scared of Elon Musk. Elon Musk wields a very big stick over them, as evidenced by the 300 million doll investment into Donald Trump and as evidence that he bought Twitter, radicalized it, turned it into a white supremacist hellscape. And this is where the base traffic is on Twitter. And Republicans know that picking a fight with Musk is a very precarious situation for them to put themselves in. Trump knows this because the arbiters of information have more power oftentimes than people who hold facts or positions of power. And so put up this headline. Horrified Republicans scramble to avoid an all out war with Elon Musk. And this to me just shows how this MAGA party has no conviction at all. They created this. They wanted no regulations. They want billionaires to be able to have free entry into the government. They want the billionaires to be subsidized because they want their political donations. So they created him, they created Musk and now they're terrified of Musk. And this is what you called short sighted impulsive politics. And this is the demise of America. They created the very situation wherein now they are terrified of Elon Musk, who was created by initially government contracts under Obama and then these contracts are regulated. You have to be accountable. You can't be a racist. You have to, you know, everything has to be on the up and up. He was under investigation 16 different places because of this he gets in chops, all that down and these cowardice Republicans are scared of the very monster that they create. And this is who the Republicans want to fight for. They fight for Musk and they don't fight for you. The big beautiful bullshit bill is a gift to more Musks. It will completely dick over the entire American way that we know it. And there's no question that we have a lot of reckoning that we need to do as a country, as evidenced by the second time that this dipshit has become elected. But this is not the way, it's not the way to give more power to the sociopathic 1%.
Alex
Can you imagine being terrified of somebody like Elon Musk who is, you know, rolling around the Oval Office on a trip? He has a black eye, he makes no sense. Can you imagine allowing that kind of person to have power over you? I think that, and I think that is so weak. And then I think they debased themselves a long time ago for Donald Trump.
Taylor
I can't imagine it because we, we do independent news here. And I want to be able to say exactly what I want to say and be beholden to no one. Everything that I own in my life, I own in my own personal name. Not my husband's name, not my dad's name, it's in my name because I want to be beholden to no one. That is freedom, that is liberty. That you don't have to go ask permission from somebody. And this personal story of mine should be translated to government. The United States government should be beholden to no one. They should be beholden to no corporations, no special interests, no oligarchs. Because when you're beholden to somebody, your judgment is off you. It's not true freedom. You're not fighting for what is best. If I was beholden to some sponsor as we gave our, you know, news stories here, I wouldn't be so free to see it and call it like it is. And so when you see people that are beholden to bad people, you see they're compromised. You see they make compromised decisions that are not completely moral. And you see the conviction completely melted, melt in those people. And that's what's happened to the federal government. And this happened before Trumpism. Right, Quite frankly. All right. And then lastly, we have a report from public notice and put this up. I think this is super important. They report Biden was old but governed. Normally Trump governs erratically because he's unglued. That's the true cover up one the press enables when they are more concerned with the mental condition of a former president than the, the escalating madness of the current one. And this is what we've said from the jump. There's no question that Biden was old. You could see it, you know, and everybody saying, oh, there was a democratic cover up. I'M like, what cover up? Every time I saw him on tv, I was abundantly aware that he was old. I was abundantly aware that he was slowing down, as people in their 80s do. It wasn't that big of a news flash. The difference is the Democrats confronted him and said, you can't run. You just don't have it anymore, kid. You just don't have it. And he realized I don't. And then they replaced him with another candidate. Was it too late? Blah, blah, blah. Of course it was too late. That's a foregone conclusion. But what we have going on here with the bridge troll is unbelievable. I mean, you know, there are rumors and I think pretty substantiated investigating that a big cover up during the final years of Ronald Reagan's presidency. Presidency was going on. And I don't think Biden was that far gone. But what's going on here with Trump and the media being complicit in it is just bananas. He's all over the place.
Alex
Well, and he makes no sense. At press conferences he says, I don't know, when asked about soldiers dying. And here's the thing, even if you don't want to get into his mental acumen, think about just the corruption that the nobody is throwing a fit about. Democrats are letting it go more than anyone else. It is unbelievable that a president could take this much money from Elon Musk, the Middle East, a plane from Qatar, all of the things that he does corruption wise, the meme coins, the mega dinner. And he's unhinged and everybody saying washes everything he does. And he's sending people to concentration camps without due process. And every court is ordering him back. And he and his stupid people that surround him are like you.
Taylor
Well, and he's thumbing his nose at the judiciary. He's having his other trolls like Stephen Miller attack the judiciary. This is, it is literally suicide of the United States of America. And the person pulling the trigger of the suicide of our superpower is Donald Trump. As reported in the Washington Post editorial, which I am just as shocked as anybody that Jeff Bezos allowed that. But if these Fortune 500 CEOs would get serious about the longevity of their companies, you're not going to have it under this guy. He creates these little isolated monsters that then own him. And this is the shit show that you have. This is what we're talking about in the, in the news now. And this sounds like we're talking about some banana republic. What Donald Trump, the biggest shit talker of the United States of America claimed it was when Biden was president. He's made it that. He's made it that. And so I'm so sick of the mainstream media sane washing this man. It is the top story. It is the book Jake Tapper should have written. And the Democrats need to attack these people every single day and fight for Americans at the same time. And quit with the old playbook and quit being Risk Adverse and quit with the seniority bullshit. Everybody's sick of it. You need to put your stars to the top. Put your stars on shows so we can clip them up and make people go viral, because this is serious. And where's Trump?
Alex
Where is he?
Taylor
Where is he? All right. We'll see you all later. It.
IHIP News Episode Summary Title: MAGA Mike Ghosted by Elon, Tries to Cover for an MIA Trump - Where Is He?! Release Date: June 4, 2025 Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
In this episode of IHIP News, hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan delve deep into the tumultuous political landscape dominated by the enigmatic disappearance of Donald Trump, colloquially referred to as the "bridge troll." The discussion navigates through Trump's abrupt absence from the public eye, his strained relationship with tech mogul Elon Musk, and the broader implications for the Republican Party. The hosts employ their characteristic comedic yet insightful tone to unpack the complexities of these developments, offering listeners a blend of humor and critical analysis.
The episode kicks off with a focus on Donald Trump's sudden retreat from public appearances. Angie Sullivan remarks on Trump's scarce public presence since the recent weekend, highlighting the unusual silence from a figure typically in the media spotlight.
The hosts speculate on possible reasons for Trump's disappearance, ranging from health issues to personal crises. Angie provocatively suggests unconventional theories, including questions about Trump's potential plastic surgery or personal turmoil following his fallout with Elon Musk.
A significant portion of the discussion centers on the deteriorating relationship between Donald Trump and Elon Musk. The hosts express amusement and approval over the feud, viewing it as a power struggle that could have far-reaching consequences for both figures.
Angie critiques the Republican Party's alliance with billionaires like Musk, arguing that their policies aimed at favoring these elites have inadvertently empowered individuals who can challenge their political agendas.
The episode features a clip from Moses Mike Johnson, a political figure closely aligned with Trump, who discusses his interactions with Musk. Moses Mike downplays the tension, suggesting a possibility of reconciliation despite recent conflicts.
However, Angie and Alex are skeptical of Moses Mike's neutral stance, criticizing him for perceived weakness and lack of transparency.
Angie delves deeper into the Republican Party's apprehension towards Elon Musk, attributing it to Musk's significant influence and financial investments that could undermine traditional Republican power structures.
She criticizes the party's reliance on billionaires, suggesting that their lack of genuine conviction and overreliance on wealthy allies like Musk is detrimental to America's future.
The hosts transition to discussing the media's role in shaping public perception of political figures, contrasting the scrutiny faced by Biden versus the leniency towards Trump. They accuse mainstream media outlets of enabling a "cover-up" by focusing on Biden's age while downplaying Trump's erratic behavior and alleged corruption.
Alex adds to this critique by highlighting the lack of accountability for Trump, who is accused of various corrupt practices, including taking money from influential figures like Elon Musk and engaging in unethical business dealings.
Angie emphasizes the importance of governmental independence and the dangers of being beholden to powerful corporations or oligarchs. She advocates for a government free from undue influence, drawing parallels to her personal commitment to independent news.
She underscores the necessity for the government to operate based on moral and ethical standards rather than catering to special interests, warning of the long-term repercussions of current political dynamics.
The episode wraps up with a fervent call to action for Democrats to adopt more aggressive strategies against Republican figures and to prioritize the interests of ordinary Americans over those of wealthy elites. The hosts express frustration with the status quo, urging for immediate and substantial changes to prevent what they perceive as the impending decline of American democracy.
The final moments underscore the unresolved tension and the urgent need for political accountability, leaving listeners with a sense of impending upheaval in the political arena.
Angie Sullivan [01:08]:
"Do we think he had plastic surgery? Do we think he's had a stroke?... His boyfriend Elon Musk... called it an abomination."
Alex [02:42]:
"Even if Trump was visible... I think Elon Musk has so much over him... The fact that Mike Johnson is getting ghosted by Trump's boyfriend brings me so much happiness."
Angie Sullivan [03:12]:
"MAGA policies... create this monster... They created Elon Musk by accepting all of this money... the very monster they create could be the very thing that destroys them."
Angie Sullivan [08:14]:
"Republicans are very scared of Elon Musk... He wields a very big stick over them... They are terrified of Elon Musk, who was created by initially government contracts under Obama."
Angie Sullivan [11:12]:
"The United States government should be beholden to no one... When you're beholden to somebody, your judgment is off... The conviction completely melted."
Angie Sullivan [16:19]:
"The Democrats need to attack these people every single day and fight for Americans at the same time... What Donald Trump, the biggest shit talker of the United States of America claimed it was when Biden was president. He's made it that."
In this episode, Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan offer a scathing critique of the current political dynamics, particularly focusing on the interplay between Donald Trump and Elon Musk. Through a blend of humor and critical analysis, they highlight the vulnerabilities within the Republican Party and the pervasive influence of billionaire figures like Musk. The hosts call for greater political accountability and a shift towards independent governance, emphasizing the urgent need to address these challenges to safeguard American democracy.