Pumps (3:55)

I want what I want.

Krystal Ball (3:57)

The, the, the, the women in sports issue is something that the culture where they can really clamor onto. But in doing that and enacting that, the whole attack makes women less safe because the next step of it is genital checks. And then who's going to check the genitals and regulate the genitals? The whole evangelical movement and all of this bible thumping Republicanism boils down to sexual control. They want control over genitalia, they're obsessed with genitalia, they're obsessed with gay people, they're obsessed with women. They're particularly in red states, as you see the hotmap of where people consume trans porn. It's always in these religious red states. And I don't want to yuck anybody's y. I'm not a religious hypocrite if that's what you want to look at. You're a grown adult and you know, whatever. But this is a party of emotional, stunted, sexual, sexually repressed, Iron age thinking idiots. And so I wish these women the best of luck. These MAGA women, as they start to realize in their evolution, we'll be here waiting. We'll be here fighting for your rights to go through the evolution that you need to go through. And more than anything, you know, Nancy Mason, Marjorie Taylor Green have been religiously abused and they continue to project that abuse onto their constituents. But Elise Stefanik, so listener, let me tell you who she is. She's the lady. She's a crazy trump thumper. She's in Congress. He was going to give her a position. He took the position away from Her. So then she decides she's going to run for governor of New York. This woman has died on the Hill for Trump not once, not twice. I'm talking hundreds and hundreds of hundreds of times. And yes, she's a New Yorker. And so the hubris and the arrogance of these MAGA people, then she's like, okay, I'm going to run for governor in New York. And she is a, a total MAGA thumper, right? So she starts all this about Zoran Mamdani. She starts all this. He's a jihadist, he's a radical Muslim. He's so happy about 9, 11, all of these crazy, bigoted Islamophobic attacks on a very progressive mayor that believes in universal human rights. And so she was all in the tank playing the Trumpian playbook. And then Zoron wins. And you know who Trump likes at least? Stefanik. He likes a winner. He likes people that win and people that are good looking, intelligentic. It's that simple. There's no depth to it at all. So when Zoron arrived at the White House, Trump was getting his bubba on and he was glazing the fuck out of the double digit. Very telegenic, very attractive Riz out the wazoo. Zoran Mamdani, because he hates losers. And at least Stefanik, your polling is so abysmal that he won't even endorse you anymore. So now she's out at sea. No Bowie. Trump's not throwing her a boom, a Bowie. None of the dipshits in the administration are throw throwing her a buoy. Just like everybody who has debased themselves for this man. As soon as you are deemed invaluable, you are kicked to the curb. But she will not go without kicking and screaming. So now Elise Stefanik, the shamed kick to the curb by Donald Trump, the 80 year old pudding eating, feces throwing, drag queen, won't eat, doesn't even like her, and she's trying to lead a coup against Moses. Mike Grindr Johnson. I'm here for it. I want the popcorn. Juicy af Put this up.

Krystal Ball (7:45)

GOP Representative Elise Stefanik is sharing her most critical remarks of Speaker Johnson yet, arguing that he is an ineffective leader who is losing control over the GOP conference headed into the midterm elections. And she says he certainly wouldn't have the votes to be speaker if there was. She goes on and on. And so C.J. warnke responds. Stefanik's internals must show that there's no path to victory for her in the New York Governor's race. So now she's trying to lead a coup against little Moses Mike Grinder Johnson and replace him. The Republicans are in complete disarray. So this is what happens. And you see there's no. When you don't. In your political party or in your person, when you don't have any conviction for anything, you're so vulnerable to fall priority. Pray to all of this. Like she doesn't have any conviction or anything. It's like, whatever Trump thinks that I'm for that. Trump realizes she's a loser. Elise Stefanik. Take Pumps in the Oval. The press asked him about Elise Stefanik. He threw her under the bus while glazing Zoron and then looked up to Zoron adoringly. And so there's no. These people don't believe in anything. There's no conviction. So now you've got Moses Mike Grinder Johnson, who believes in Grindr and kissing Trump's ass, as we all know, as he goes home to his evangelical roommate boyfriend, Penny Boy, who answers the door in his panties. And then he goes on psycho fascist white nationalist Katie Miller's podcast with his beard and his wife. And, you know, it's just unbelievable. But I'm here for it. I love all this shit. I love these fissures.

Pumps (9:30)

The thing is, there's. It just reminds me again and again, these people are not interested in governing. They're not interesting in making people's lives better. They are interested in headlines and bettering themselves and proximity to power and more power themselves. When was the last time you heard Mike Johnson say anything that would actually help the American people?

Krystal Ball (9:55)

That's a great point.

Pumps (9:56)

Never. Never ever.

Krystal Ball (9:59)

That's why Pumps, I always say if I were to make a list of the number one most worthless American right now, like the most. It's him. Moses. Mike Grinder Johnson is the most worthless American on the planet. He actually has power. Yes, he is a little twerp. He's a little teeny, tiny little twerp. And he refuses. And then the thing is, like, he is the biggest example of, like a cultist white nationalist Christian marrying his daughter in that weird promise ring thing and then mega church shit. You guys, Pumps has done some reporting in the past. Tell them about his. His what? Mentor.

Pumps (10:46)

Okay, so his mentor and his professional. He was like, professional life as an attorney. He was his. And he would proudly say his mentor was going to form a law school based on biblical worldview laws, which I'm just like, okay. And so this man was going to name the law school after himself. Mike Johnson was named dean of that law school. And that person that Mike Johnson's mentor, he proudly proclaimed Southern Baptist Convention. He is sexually abusing underage girls. Going back to my point, this man has protected pedophiles his whole adult life. It feels comfortable because he's used to it.

Krystal Ball (11:40)

It's baked. It's kind of baked in to the white evangelical experience. You hear about all of these Christian summer camps. There's always some creep pedo lurking and the churches cover up for him. The Nazarenes, the Baptist just go on and on and name one that isn't.

Pumps (12:04)

That would be easier.

Krystal Ball (12:05)

I agree. Pumps. Okay. And then I want to move along that. You remember Moses Mike Grinder Johnson. Pumps. He wouldn't swear in the Arizona congresswoman. Right. It's like 50 days and all the grandstanding and all that pop this up.

Krystal Ball (12:23)

Midas touches reporting just in Moses Mike Grinder Johnson. I need to call Ben Mysalis about putting Moses Mike Grinder Johnson always in the. In the tweets. Moses Mike Grinder Johnson plans to swear in Representative elect Matt Van Epps on Thursday, less than two days after he won the Tennessee 07 special election. As a reminder, it took Johnson 50 days to swear in Democratic Representative Adelita Gralva. And finally, I want to leave you all with this. The Republicans are throwing feces mostly at each other right now, which fantastic. And here we have Senator Rand Paul calling Pete Heth the. Just the murderer. The. The absolute cold blooded murderer, dipshit murderer Pete Heth a liar. And I rarely agree with Senator Rand Paul, but sometimes have moments of clarity. And so I want to highlight this. Play the clip sense.

Rand Paul (13:23)

It looks to me like they're trying to pin the blame on somebody else and not them. There's a very distinct statement was said on Sunday. Secretary Hicks has said he had no knowledge of this and it did not happen. It was fake news. It didn't happen. And then the next day from the podium the White House are saying it did happen. So either he was lying to us on Sunday or he's incompetent and didn't know it had happened. Do we think there's any chance that on Sunday the secret Secretary of the Defense did not know there had been a second strike?

Krystal Ball (13:55)

The only way that we're ever going to get out of all of this Pumps. Are these Republican fissures because Moses Mike Grinder Johnson has completely abdicated his power. The Supreme Court is breathtakingly consistent and in the tank for Trump and for a dictatorship and for dismantling the Constitution in eroding civil liberties. They have been abundantly clear about that. And so when I see these fissures in the Republican Party, particularly surrounding national security, they're not going to care about human rights that much Republicans, but they're really big about national security. And so I don't know if you know, they roll out Mitch McConnell on life support. Life support, who obviously I think is a total piece of shit. But some of these people are not. They understand the implications of our military and the posturing that the United States of Americ and they are seeing the capitulation and compromised nature of the MAGA administration towards places like Russia and they're kind of really starting to speak up and then there's a bunch of fissures below that. So let's keep an eye an IHIP news watch on these Republican fissures because this is the place where this lame duck senior citizen feces throwing putting eating. By the way, it's been reported he eats all of his meals in bed. That's how old he is that we need to keep an eye on. This is the only way it's going down. All right, buyer book. It's called Life is a Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches. You know what, you guys buy it for yourself for Christmas or buy it for your loved ones. A great little stocking stuffer and it's a great way to support pumps and me. Also subscribe to our channel. A lot of you watch but are not subscribed. So make sure you're subscribed and we'll be back later with more news.

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