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Pumps (0:00)
Foreign. We have the. The worst villain fascists on the planet. They're embarrassing. These are not cool villains. These are complete dipshits. And the most worthless American on the planet right now is Little Moses Mike Grindr Johnson. This guy, before he was speaker of the House, spent an inordinate amount of time talk homosexuals and porn, which I think is rather interesting. But we'll leave that up to the psychologists and psychiatrists to resolve. But one of his big overarching things is he's a big Jesus guy, and he's tight with the Lord. Even says on tape, God told me I was Moses. Which is why we call him Little Moses Mike Grindr Johnson. Of course the Grinder is. Because in his home state of Louisiana, all over Elon Musk's website, there are lots and lots of sources that say that Little Moses Mike Grinder Johnson has a Little Grindr account. Not to mention his roommate in Washington, D.C. an evangelical pastor that answers the door in his panties when Little Moses Mike Grinder Johnson gets home from work. But I digress. Little Moses Mike Grinder Johnson has become a gifted gaslighter. And he has press conferences all the time, you guys. All the time. Two or three a day. Here he is. Play the clip.
Mike Johnson (1:27)
The Democrats are required to open the government. They keep saying Republicans are in charge of government. We aren't. Not in the Senate. 60 votes control the Senate. Not a bare majority. And so point number one, Democrat votes are required to open the government. Point.
Pumps (1:44)
Okay, this is a complete lie. The Republicans are in charge of every. Every lever of government completely ever. Every single lever. But I just want to say that every single day I get online, and that little pipsqueak Little Moses Mike Grindr Johnson is in front of the cameras propagandizing and gaslighting. Where are the Democrats? Where's Hakeem? Why isn't he doing a complete PowerPoint presentation on the dementia walkabout that happened in Japan? Why isn't he doing a PowerPoint presentation on the breathtaking hypocrisy of little Moses Mike Grinder Johnson lying through his teeth? Why isn't he ripping him to shreds, playing a clip of Moses Mike Grinder Johnson talking about what a Christian he is and then talking about what a sin it is to lie? Why isn't he doing a clip of Moses Mike Grindr Johnson talking about how he and Jesus Christ and God are BFFs, the trifecta of all spirituality? And then do another clip of Moses Mike Grinder Johnson demeaning immigrant children? Why are we not doing that. Why are we always letting MAGA have the spotlight and propagandize pumps?
Progressive Commentator (2:58)
My guess is because it's the integrity politics. Like, we are still, as a party, under the impression that incremental, you know, change is happening, that the good guy wins. The good guy doesn't win. And you know how I know that? Because Donald Trump's president again, and he's a criminal, he's a fraudster, and he's a complete con man. And Mike Johnson, I mean, he has not sworn in a congressperson and sits there and says, she needs to get to work. She can't get in the Capitol. Or where's that PowerPoint presentation? Where is the demand of this man to tell the truth? You don't see it. It doesn't exist.
