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Well, you guys pumps. It IS Trigger Mania 2025 over at Fox News. These absolute snowflakes cannot handle it when a mirror is put up to them. And Gavin Newsom has placed a three way mirror. I would even go a 360 degree mirror. And inside this 360 degree mirror are all the little fox trolls that sit and lie all day, every day to their audience. Who wakes up every day and says, today I'm going to wake up and choose to watch a news station that paid one penny billion dollars for lying to me. That's what I'm going to do. Willful, willfully stupid audience. Here's Sean Hannity's little meltdown and you can just notice how bristled he is over this. You can notice it's really sitting in that crawl here. He is talking about Gavin.
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Now. Currently, he and his social media team, they are busy trying to mock President Trump on X by posting messages in all caps. He's trying to pretend to be Donald Trump. Gavin is also attacking Fox News hosts. He's trying to be conserv into social media fights. He's actually referred to our own Tommy Lawrence account as Yelp for toilet toilets. Gee, very clever and funny. She'll join us in a moment to respond. Gavin.
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Okay, you guys, the fact that they are covering this and they have to hear that Gavin Newsom is calling Yelp for toilets. The fact that they are covering this. This, you dip shits. You willfully stupid dipshits. This is what I would say is 3D, 4D and even 5D chess. He is roping all of you in. And now yesterday, all day, Fox News covered this. They covered Gavin Newsom and they put up a 360 degree mirror and guess what happens, you guys? They don't like how stupid they look.
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They don't look like how stupid they look because it's all true and they know it's true. They get on the air and lie, but they know what the truth is. And I would argue Gavin Newsom isn't trying to mock Donald Trump and he isn't trying to mock Fox News. He is actually mocking Fox News and they don't like it. And here's the thing. We see all these, you know, polls, opinion polls coming out people. The people love it. And that scares Fox News too.
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Okay, so how did Gavin Newsom respond to the literal back to back stories 24 7, 365 titty baby whining meltdown. Fox News. The same entertainment channel that had to pay $1 billion for lying to its audience. Guarantee you they lost zero audience members for that Hickey. All right, put that. Put up Gavin's response. Wow. Fox News can't stop talking about me. Gavin C. Newsom, America's favorite governor. Tonight, their entire primetime lineup was about me. Jesse Waters kept calling me daddy. Very weird. Not interested, but thank you. Sean Hannity, very nice guy. Nearly cried because I won't take his quote advice. Sorry, Sean. Then they dragged out the B team of Dum Dums, Meatball Ron, Tomi Toilet Lan and Teddy Cancun Cruz. He even flew back special from Mexico, all whining about me. Gcn. They had to, quote, play the music to shut dead up about my beautiful hair. I get it. So jealous. Total disaster. MAGA hates me because they hate you. They hate that California is the fourth biggest economy in the world. Hate that crime is down, that we're number one in farming. I love the farmers. Manufacturing, tourism and tech. All while we give affordable health care, free school meals, make America pregnant again, paid baby leave for moms. They should not return anyways. $20 minimum wage. And so much more for the people they hate that Democrats are winning. Fox and Maga have newsome derangement syndrome. They should cry harder. Sad. GCN. Okay, here's what I have to say about that. Five gold stars, right? And it's 1,000% true. And there's so many, so much great messaging in there. Number one, Ted Cruz is the biggest whiner. Fox Entertainment Channel. They whine. They whine. They whine. Gavin Newsom points out that they're whining. What's their response to all of this? To whine. These guys have just sat around with this, with. With Kanks, Cankles, McTaco Tits, who now I'm just shortening to kings. They have sat around and promoted Kanks, who has full blown dementia. All of his blood is in his cankles and it's not getting to the brain. That's why he forgets what the Atlantic Ocean is. The ocean that separates North America from the European continent and the African continent. Kanks. It's called the Atlantic Ocean. All of the other basket of deplorable complete four fleabag parasites at Fox Entertainment Channel have just sucked on to Kanks. That's your guy. Like, you're gonna. You're gonna go down your entire career after this autopsy is done. You're gonna be one of the propagandists for Kanks. Like, you're giving it all up for Kanks. I mean, keep going. Adam Gavin. I love it. We here at ihip News support it. Please mercilessly continue to do this. Do not stop. All gas. No brakes.
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I. I just have to point out one thing that I absolutely love. These alpha. These alpha men, these high masculine. Jesse Waters, who is the plumb line for masculinity. He thinks they are curling up in the fetal position crying because a true alpha male that's not just masquerading because he has a little penis is out there putting it right in their face. And like you said, all they do is cry.
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It's. It's just unbelievable. This is the one thing that just blows my mind about Mega Man. It's like you hear Charlie Kirk talk about quantifying testosterone levels, quantifying masculinity. Jesse Waters goes into breathtaking detail, like, almost when he describes what he thinks is masculine, which is feminine. When he talks about the masculine components, I feel like he has an erection behind the Fox News desk. That's how detailed and excited he gets about it. The. The great depths that these guys go to talk about masculinity non stop. And then the guy that is their leader wears a full face of makeup every single day and dyes his hair and does a comb over and then plays decorator as a side hustle when he's president of the United States. All that shit's really gay to me. I mean, like, it's just. It's just I. It just reads. It reeks of, we're dying to break out, break the hinges off this closet and come out. And I don't want these freaks to have anything to do with the gay community because to me, the gay community, the gay community is brave. The reason that it's called Pride Month is because you live in so much shame and then finally you come out and have pride. But the thing about the MAGA men, it's the hypocrisy that's so breathtaking with them. The hypocrisy. And I guess it works with the MAGA base, like, for them to talk about masculinity and nobody links like, oh, Kanks is wearing a full face of makeup. He's not even blending it.
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Let's find out how Daddy Newsom is doing in the polling. First up, put this headline up. Kylie Pumps this is great news. Governor Gavin Newsom's California redistricting proposal has 22 point polling advantage, according to an internal memo from Newsom, Newsom's pollster obtained by Alex Top. And this is via Axios. So Pumps. To me this is fantastic news because Texas passed it. They're going to redistrict and now Gavin Newsom is following suit. A much larger state, a much bluer state, and this is the way forward. And they can sit and try to say, oh my God, what are the Democrats doing? Here's the deal, maga. If your policies were popular, if your vice president could walk through Union Station to Shake Shack without hundreds of people shouting, you're a couch, then you wouldn't have to cheat. But because when your administration goes out in public, it's just this visceral reaction because people hate your guts. Except for those that are inside the cult. The Fox Entertainment I woke up today and I'm putting on my stupid makeup and my stupid outfit and I'm going to watch an entertainment channel that had to pay $1 billion for lying to me. That's not going to be a red flag to me. I'm going to double down. The majority. The rest of America, we're all still here and we don't like the couch. We don't like his eyeliner application. We think Stephen Miller deserves and belongs in an absolute insane asylum, if not prison. Pete Hegseth is the most pathetic excuse and just an absolute disgrace to the armed forces. The fact that US Soldiers were on their hands and knees rolling out red carpet for Vladimir Putin was an all time low. And so I'm so happy that all of this is doing so well with the left. And you know what, you guys, bullying and trolling works and we have to continue doing it.
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Well, I think what, that's what Donald Trump has showed us. The more you bully people, I mean, there is a segment of the population that digs it. And hopefully when they see this, their idea that Donald Trump is so unique will go away. But I just want to say just one quick thing about all this going on. If Jesse Waters and Sean Hannity and all the maga, if that whole group was so maga, why did Grindr crash twice during.
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You mean so alpha.
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I'm sorry if they were, but I'm, if there were so masculine and they're so alpha, why did Grindr crash twice? And it's really rich that these people, when you talk about hypocrisy, Governor Greg Abbott is on there saying how they're gonna, you know, file a lawsuit against California because it's illegal. What Greg Abbott is doing is illegal because he's not putting it to the people. Gavin Newsom is redistricting in the confines of the law. Greg Abbott isn't. And then I saw Kathy Hochul this morning said, game on. So I'm ready.
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Like, and here's the thing, too. I want Democrats to make sure we lean into this. They want to drop us. They want to draw us into this, this conversation about semantics. And we have to drop that. You're going to gerrymander. We're going to gerrymander. Keep it simple. We don't have to go on, explain that we're doing it legally, blah, blah, blah. Because that's what Fox News, they always control the narrative with liberals and liberals take the bait and get into that. We got to dumb it down. We got to simplify it. You know, you're going to send all caps, tweets, you, we're going to do it even more. You're going to have, you know, do, do, you're going to gerrymander. Guess what? All of our blue states are going to do the same. It's game on. It's you politics. Tee it up, big boy. Let's go. And by the way, we still want a full answer from all of the MAGA men that attended the RNC this has gone unanswered. And Legacy media has dropped the ball on this. Why did Grindr crash twice? I want to know who was using it. I want to know what was going on. If we had the time Pumps, I would like to go up to. Was it Milwaukee? Is that where it was? Somewhere in Wisconsin? Yeah, I believe it was. And get boots on the ground and go, you know you and I love a gay bar. And just do an investigative expose on the case. Because maga, this has gone unanswered. And I think Daddy Newsom needs to start just. Why did Grindr twice. I integrate that Newsom PR team. Integrate that into every tweet. Because if we keep attacking their faux masculinity, their faux patriotism, their foe, we're such badasses. It triggers them. It totally, totally triggers them. All right. That's all we have right now. Please, like, subscribe. Buy our book. Life is a Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches. It is linked right below in the show notes.