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Something's going on with the Epstein files. Pam Bondi fired. They took her portrait, stuck it in the trash can at the doj. Todd Blanch is now the acting director of the doj and he is a big problem. He's the one who gave the sweetheart deal to Ghisain Maxwell and obviously Ghisain Maxw more than anybody, probably only first to Trump knows all of the stuff about Jeffrey Epstein. I would say the second person that knows everything is Donald Trump. And here is Todd Blanche gaslighting and lying on Fox News this very day. Play the clip. You have the authority to go ahead
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and release more, do you not? And you have the authority to go to Congress perhaps? No, we have released everything. So listen, we reviewed 6 million pieces of paper. What we released worth any associated with the Epstein file. So there we are not sitting on a single piece of paper, nothing that should be released. If we find something else tomorrow, we'll release it. I don't anticipate we will. So the misguided assumption that there is more to be released is because we reviewed millions and millions of pages within the department, millions of which had nothing to do with Epstein. So it's not as if we looked at a document and said, no, we're not going to release that.
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That's exactly what you did. That's exactly what you did. It's exactly what you did. You looked at it and you're like, no, this is going to be a huge problem. We're absolutely not going to release it. And any notion if we find something, we'll release it. That you that you're going to release it. First of all, pumps remind me, is this not the lawyer who marched into federal court and took 34 Ls for Donald Trump? He hired the biggest loser lawyer who to work for him in the government, right?
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Yes, it was state court. Not that anybody cares about that, but okay, okay. But here's the thing about Todd Blanche. He uses the word salad. Legal ease of that should be released. And I would just ask where are all the videos Jeffrey Epstein's entire house was wired. And every person that ever went in there said there's video cameras everywhere, which you could block out the victim's face. I mean, we are in an age where that can happen. So I call bullshit on this. He they're not going to release the shit that's against Trump. And so my question is, how bad is the stuff they haven't released? Because the stuff they have released is extremely damaging.
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Well, speaking of damaging, somebody might know exactly how bad all of this stuff is. Pumps, you may remember last week Melania did an impromptu press conference, right, where she said the lies must stop, right? So she was married to this man or in a relationship with this man for two decades named Paolo Zompali. This guy is Cankles deep in the MAGA world. They have a 16 year old son together. The evidence that I have found goes as follows. Amanda Ungaro came to the United States 30 years ago on the Lolita Express with 30 other models and she ends up in a relationship with this guy. And let me show you how embedded this man is in maga. Here he is with little Smokey, here he is with Peter Teal, here he is with little Marco, and here he is with Pam Bondi, who now MAGA has discarded. Here's what's really should normally be president, ending scandals. And this just gets buried under all the crap that this man does. So pumps this Sam Pauli, that guy who's doing all those Instagram posts with all of those wackos. He's in a custody battle with this really close friend of Melania's, Amanda Ungaro, and he doesn't want to lose his custody battle, so he calls his friends in the Trump regime and has her detained by ice. And she says it was a hall with more than 120 people. The floor was wet, there were no windows. Four days without seeing the sun. I came out infested with lice. So this woman who hung out with Donald Trump and Melania Trump for decades because she's getting a divorce, he just calls Trump and says, hey, I need for you to get her deported. They detain her, send her to one of these horrible concentration camps that was run by the wife of Big Titty Brian, talking about Kristi Noem. And normally this would be presidential ending scandal that the abuse of power in this. Imagine if Obama, one of his biggest donors, imagine if he had somebody deported like this because they're in a, in a custody battle. And Melania is really terrified of this. Amanda Ungaro and our producers here have researched that she's about to do a. An interview. A major interview, but of course, the legal bar. For her to do that, a lot of stuff has to be vetted. So we're keeping our eyes on this. But just to remind you, Angela here was Melania running interference on this just last week, which we want to keep at the top of the news cycle. Play the clip. Good afternoon. The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jeffrey Epstein need to end today. The individuals lying about me are devoid of ethical standards, which is rich. Okay, that's enough. It's incredibly rich that Melania fucking Trump walks to a podium and has the audacity to say that people are devoid of ethical standards. Is that what she said?
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Yes. I mean, give me a fucking break, lady. You know, here's the thing, too. My guess is Trump got paid for deporting his friend's ex wife. There's also rumors that she. This Zombo or whatever his name is, introduced Melania. I'm sorry, Introduced Trump. And Melania, here's what I think. I think that this whole press conference about how they met and how devoid of ethical standards these people are comes on the direct Hill of this woman getting out of vice custody. I think it's going to be a takedown. I think she knows where all the bodies are buried.
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And interestingly enough, because I'm a conspiracy theorist now, I find it interesting that Caroline KKK Levitt, her brother's baby mama, gets deported, so he gets to keep the kid. Like my bet, if I had to, like, bet money, I would bet on. Trump is deporting people all the time for money from other people. That's my opinion.
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Do you even think he's even that seriously involved in it? I mean, he's so laser focused on his interior design projects, the arch. You know, I mean, telling WWE wrestler, UFC fighters how hot they are, you know, So, I mean, I just think the corruption and the rot in general, it's just such a quick phone call. Hey, that. You know, and we know that Trump likes to. He's a little chatty, Kathy. He likes to get on the phone at night all fluffed up in his bed eating McDonald's, and he Psycho dials. So I'm sure he call Zam Poly. And he's like, yeah, my wife's such a. And he's like, you know what? Call Big Titty Brian's wife. She'll handle it for you. And then it's just done. You know, it's just. And that would be president ending in any other administration. Just this, that they are going outside of the legal parameters to deport baby mamas of these Trump sycophants. And what horrible parenting by the way of Z poly. But nonetheless, all of this I bring up today because on our side we have former congressman Eric Swalwell who there is a lot of meat on the bones with these accusations towards interns and alleged sexual assault. And our party has been clear eyed, he must go, you know, stop running for governor, etc. And so some of the Republicans, Angie, want to hop in on this and act like, oh, we're, we're all about. Hashtag me too. And so here's Governor Kitten Heels. As you all know, that's the name of Governor Ron DeSantis who is vertically challenged. So he wears a little lift and I don't have any problem with that at all. I just think it's fair to paint the picture. For those of you that are listening, here is don't say gay Kitten Hills DeSantis. Pop this up. He says the Democrat party was aware of this guy's behavior but never said anything until the party was threatened with getting shut out of the governor race. So here's the deal, Kitten Hill, everybody's been talking about Trump and Epstein for a long, long time. Crickets from you also haven't heard anything about him with that Moms of Liberty who we did a big photo shoot with. Big photo shoot Bridget, who was engaged in that menagerie, who, who clearly is bisexual, which I support Bridget being bisexual. I just don't support her being a hypocrite. Ron DeSantis has crickets to say on any other sexual scandal. I haven't heard him weigh in on the godly marriage of Kristi Gnome and Big Titty Brian. So when he comes out and listen Eric Swalwell, he's got a long road in all of this. And it all leads to accountability, transpar honesty and putting the victims as a priority. I do not let these cowardice Kitten Hill men pop up. Here's Kitten Hill. Here he is doing an outreach with his little white boots on. Do not. This is the guy who wants to monitor the genitalia of people. He paints over pride sidewalks. He does not ever speak out about Jeffrey Epstein at all. He runs around in those ridiculous boots that should have ended somebody's career, political career, whoever put him in those boots and said, yeah, there's going to be cameras there. Walk around, have your photograph taken. Talk about gay stuff. Surely that person is not employed anymore. But these Republicans acting like they're advocates for women is pretty sickening. Let me read you one more pumps and I want you to go off on this. We have cash. Cha ching ching money. Patel, pop this up at Eric Swalwell has maintained that none of the allegations against him are true. And now that he's resigned, we would welcome him to sit down with the FBI and share any information he has. We also encourage and welcome any person with relevant information to any of these matters to speak to us. Door is open to all at FBI 1-800- call FBI. It's like a cheer. And so I just want to remind everybody that he, he says that in 2023, Patel said that the only reason the Epstein list had not been released by the DOJ and FBI was because of quote, who's on the list. He also said that the FBI had a black book that was under the direct control of the FBI. Angela.
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Okay, here's, here's a. Just. I'm gonna. First of all, I'm just going to say this about Eric Swabell. He deserves full stop. I have zero issue with that. I would say that if he's a Republican, Democrat, Independent, whatever. But here's the things I'm not going to get lectured about from, from Republicans. Number one, pro life. Shut the up. You don't give a about life. You give a about birth, family values. Shut the up. I am not going to listen to a lecture from people that crash grinder and put balloons in their bras to be a transgender while being a hypocrite. Another thing I'm listening to is how hard they are on crime. We hate crime. Your president commits crimes every day. His administration commits crimes every day. I don't want to hear about DEI hires when we have the dumbest on planet earth running the government. Enough. They're all white men. They're all unqualified. I would take Lloyd Austin back in a heartbeat to run the Department of Defense and there's many others, but I'll stop here. The final thing I will not be lectured about from Republicans is sex crimes against women and children. You have no credibility because you pal around with a pedophile protector and or worst case scenario for him, someone who raped a 13 year old girl and then slapped her because her teeth were on his little bitty tiny penis. So shut the fuck up if you're going to lecture me on those areas if you're a Republican.
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All right, well, speaking of unqualified white men, Ted Cruz has decided that the phrase Christ is king is anti Semitic. Watch him with in this interview right here. Why we are using that in. But I look, Jesus Christ is the Lord and savior. He died and shed his blood for all of us. But I don't like people using using. It's a weird online phenomenon that I think is is there are some that are using that way and I think that's. Well, I don't mean. I know you don't. Of course. I mean it like Christ is king. Amen. Amen.
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All right, can I add to my list of not wanting to be lectured about Christ and Christian values from Ted Fat Ass Cruise? Can I add that?
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When you subscribe to their 5 day program, just visit prolon life.com ihip that's P-R-O-L-O-N-L-I F E.com ihip to claim your 15 discount and your bonus gift prolonlife.com ihip I just think it really shows how powerful APAC money is where you take somebody who is a rapture prepper like Ted Cruz. I mean it's God bless Donald Trump, God bless Jesus Christ. I mean it's just nauseating. Why Christian nationalists, right? And he sees that probably some of these white Christian nationalists in his movement are bigots, they're anti Semites. So they probably this is, I'm just deducing here, respond to Jewish people online as Christ is king. And so he's like, you know, he's kind of like, well I love Jesus but I'm not going to say he's king because I'm getting all this money from a pack. And so he's just really Struggling, you know, and that's the thing about whether it's a Republican or a Democrat, this is going to be bipartisan critique. When you are compromised financially, you, you, that's the you get. Whether it be from Chuck Schumer or from Ted Cruz. Believe in something. Believe in it. If you're a corporate Democrat, say it. Say, I like taking corporate money. I like it. It makes my life easier. It's easier to win that way. And I do service them, but I also try to service my constituents. Own it, Ted Cruz. Say, I really like Jesus, but my God, a pack really sends the money to me. I mean, really, really, really. And they, you know what? Whatever it is that he likes. Okay, so speaking of crazy Christians, you know, we covered earlier, Riley Gaines. Trump was like, I don't like you. And she's like, well, I still love you because I'm a role model for Christianity and I am drawing people. I'm leading people to Christ. Not on Laura Loomer's watch. She goes in for the kill shot. She goes for the kill shot. And she says, shaking my head, saying, I told you so. As people come to realize at Raleigh, Gaines is an opportunist. I expose her in 2023, you'll recall, for being paid to endorse at Governor Ron DeSantis, aka Kitten Heels, for president over President Trump. Loyal loyalty. You either have it or you don't. Some people's loyalty is for sale. And I'm going to say this about Laura Loomer. She will go down with Trump. She will go all the way down. She'll probably be like, he's dead. Kill me too. Cremate us together. I want my ashes completely commingled with his. I want us completely enmeshed ashes together. I mean, she is loyal. She is absolutely batshit, diabolically loyal. And then I just have to point out something from the doordash photo op yesterday that I've been remiss in bringing to the attention of you and our listener. Pop this up. So as you notice the Liberace style decor and these medallions that get thrown up just with no rhyme or reason. Like, he's just like. It's like when he picks on a reporter to press conference pumps. You know how he goes like this. You. Yeah, I think he just like sits there and he's got, you know, his person who puts the stuff up and he's like, right here. I wanted to point out these seals over the French door and. Yeah, right there. I wanted to point those out. I don't Think that looks very great. I don't know what I think those are presidential seals or whatever they are. But also to the medallions to the right. And yet again we have this feature where you have the molding, right. And he wants to put a medallion into this molding that also is kind of recessed back there. The problem is the medallion is proud of the actual molding there. So it doesn't even really fit very well. And I would just also argue that even he fancies, you know, like Marie Antoinette, Louis XIV style stuff. Even in France you would never see this gold applique outside. You see all this stuff outside. And then the labeling of everywhere he has to go around the White House is just really remarkable. And I would vote for somebody in the primary who just the very first statement in a debate looked right in the camera and said the first thing I will do is tear up all of the he put in the Rose Garden. I'm taking down all the gold, every single bit of it. I'm having a bonfire where the Rose Garden was. I want it live televised. We're going to have a big bonfire around it. Then I'll have the grass planted back. Everything this touch will be burned to the ground. I, I would have a hard time voting against a candidate that said that.
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I completely agree because I'm like the first thing the new occupant of the White House needs to do is rebuild the East Wing. Even though I don't even give a about the east Wing. You just don't unilaterally get to tear down the people's house. I agree. Here's the thing with Trump. I don't understand the obsession with gold. He had a gold toilet in like the 70s and 80s. Like this man is obsessed with gold.
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It's at a very, it's a nouveau riche thing. Like he, you know, he's a trust fund baby and he's been around all these people in New York that are real rainmakers that really know business that didn't that, that are self starters. And I just think it's a classic textbook nouveau riche style thing. Like if he has all of this gold, then he looks rich and he thinks it's good taste and it's just, it's just really embarrassing.
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It's embarrassing. All right.
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Episode: Melania Panicking As Worst Nightmare Comes True, Her Epstein Secrets Are Coming Out
Date: April 14, 2026
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
In this fiery, comedic episode, progressive hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan dissect the latest explosive developments in the Epstein case, expose new allegations involving Melania Trump, and skewer Republican hypocrisy on sex scandals and “family values.” The episode explores political corruption, cover-ups, and the use of power for personal vendettas, while comparing the swiftness of accountability on the left to the silence and double standards on the right.
On hiding Epstein files:
“That's exactly what you did. ... You're not going to release it. ... Is this not the lawyer who marched into federal court and took 34 Ls for Donald Trump?”
— Jennifer, 01:57
On mistreatment of Amanda Ungaro:
“The floor was wet, there were no windows. Four days without seeing the sun. I came out infested with lice.”
— Amanda Ungaro's account, summarized by Jennifer, 04:22
On Melania’s hypocrisy:
“It's incredibly rich that Melania fucking Trump walks to a podium and has the audacity to say that people are devoid of ethical standards."
— Jennifer, 06:36
On Republican hypocrisy:
“Sex crimes against women and children—Republicans have no credibility because you pal around with a pedophile protector.”
— Angie, 13:54
On Trump’s style:
“It's just really embarrassing.”
— Jennifer, 22:38
The show maintains its trademark, unfiltered comedic rage, mixing sharp political critique with irreverent humor and moments of explicit, relatable venting. Jennifer and Angie riff off each other, blending researched claims with biting satire while demanding accountability and transparency.
For listeners seeking an uncensored, progressive take on the latest Melania/Epstein revelations, Republican hypocrisy, and the rot of Trumpism, this episode is essential, high-energy listening.