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Melania's Former Best Friend says she Was a Big Old Hooker all right, so the Daily Beast is reporting the following Pop this up. A former Brazilian model has claimed the first lady was an escort for Epstein and met the President through the notorious sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. And so you may go Melania Last time. When's the last time we heard from Melania? It was when she did a random press conference and said the following Play the clip. The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jeffrey Epstein need to end today. The individuals lying about me a devoid of ethical standards, humility and respect. I do not object to their ignorance, but rather I reject their mean spirited attempts to defame my reputation. It sounds to me like this is just the way I see it. If somebody calls, if you're first lady of the United States of America and somebody says you're a hooker, you just ignore it. I mean, think about all of the insults and all of the shit hurled at Michelle Obama. She didn't have an emergency press conference to deny some salacious allegation. So obviously I look at this through the same lens that I do when Trump talks about acing his cognitive he failed them. I would have never thought, I wouldn't have given this that much credit except for the fact that she went out of her way to play try to play offense on it because she was allegedly a hooker introduced to her husband, the President of the United States via Jeffrey Epstein. And I didn't even know that she was a high end call girl. I think this might have even been a low rent situation. The press conference was in response to tweets Angie sent from the same model who is making these claims. Let's pop this up. Amanda Ungaro tweets and basically she's talking about Melania here. All right? And she says, I will tear down your corrupt system. Even if it's the last thing I do in my life. I will go all the way. I am not afraid. Maybe you should be afraid of what I know of who you are and who your husband is. I love this shit. I love it. I love it.
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So happy. And here's the thing. At the time that she made that press conference and that was released that early April, the release of her talking about this, that up guard talking about it was to be imminently released. So that's why she tried to get out in front of it and she just made it a billion times worse. And here's the thing. We now know that Todd Blanch, Pam Bondi, they went in and handpicked stuff to take from the Epstein files that will never see the light of day under Trump. We also have learned that Jeffrey Epstein didn't limit his sex trafficking to Americans, but had many, many, many girls from different countries all over the globe. This tracks perfectly with what he was doing. And I will just say this coming from her that she thinks people are mean spirited and not respectful. They're not ethical. Like shut the up, lady. You are married to the most mean spirited, least eth disrespectful person on the planet. So your be best policy. Start that at home. Even though I know you don't sleep in the same bedroom, I'm sure you see him enough to tell him to pipe down. So this whole thing to me is theater.
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My favorite part is lacking humility. The TRS can give, lecture anybody about humility, but let's get into the meat and bones of this. So Amanda Ungaro, listener, was married to a man named Paulo Zompoli. All right? And Zompoli and Ungaro regularly dined with the Trumps and celebrated holiday holidays at Mar A Lago. Ungaro even sat at Melania's personal table at the 2017 inauguration dinner. This isn't somebody that's like five degrees of separation from the Trumps. This is somebody in the epicenter of the Trumps lives. Sam Zampoli, who is the baby daddy of Amanda Ungaro's child, is credited with introducing Donald and Melania. And this is an important tidbit here. Basically, Zampoli is providing a cover story for Donald and Melania because as Amanda alleges, she was actually a low rent call girl from Eastern Europe. No disrespect to low rank call girls from Eastern Europe. You have to work really hard and I support sex workers. But Melania, the champion of all the Christian nationalists, you know, this beacon of femininity, this great homemaker, right, was a two bit hooker from Eastern Europe. Allegedly. All right, so they use Zompoli to provide a cover story that he introduced them. Zampoli flew with Trump to his Mar? A Lago wedding to Melania in 2005 and now serves as Trump's special envoy for Global partnerships and sits on the Kennedy Center Board of Trustees, which, friendly reminder, Donald Trump's name is going to be removed. And that decision is final from a federal judge. The Daily Beast obtained audio of Ungaro contradicting Melania's claim that her husband introduced Melania to Trump. Let's play this clip. Let's tell the public you never was the one introducing Melania to Trump. It was Jeffrey Epstein as a. She was a score of Jeffrey Epstein. That's how she met Donald Trump. Okay? You are like a piece of shit lover and love everything about that. She says that Melania was an escort, which is escort, which is also two bit hooker for Jeffrey Epstein. And honestly, I have to say, I mean, as, as, as we all know, these people are pieces of shit. What Jeffrey Epstein did to all of these women and how he exploited them and passed these women around like appetizers to all these disgusting men like Donald Trump is just absolutely deplorable. But remember, her husband is the one who asked the Trump administration to deport her. So Zampoli is and Amanda Ungaro are in a custody battle after it's high times at the inauguration, flying on PJs to mar a Lago. They're going to get divorced. And Zoli, instead of going into court like a big boy, he calls his dirty cop best friend who married, you know, like I guess it's a modern day Pretty Woman type situation, just not as great a characters, calls him and says, hey, I need you to have Amanda deported. And Trump says okay, because they know Amanda knows that Melania was a two bit low rent hooker. All right? So that's to all of the MAGA Christians in the world that go on and on about family values and being a virgin until you're married and all this. I mean, the only good thing about Trump is he has exposed you all for the hypocrites that I have always known you to be. But now it's on a global stage. So let's pop up this headline. Trump friend. That's Zampoli, the baby daddy of Amanda. Unaro says Trump friend asked ICE to detain the mother of his child. Pao Zampoli, a former modeling agent and a longtime Trump ally, was in a custody battle over his son. An ICE official agreed to help. So Paulo Zampoli, just before her deportation, Ungaro reached out to Melania asking for help to renew her US visa, but says her call was never returned. Melania, big mistake. Remember that scene in Pretty Woman? Big mistake. Huge, huge mistake. Melania, you should have taken care of your girlfriend because now everybody knows that you. Not only is your husband at the epicenter of the Epstein files, so are you. Otherwise you wouldn't have done a press conference. If you're on some Einstein visa speaking all these languages, number one, we'd have countless videos of you on these state dinners speaking Italian and French and Spanish. That's a lie. And the fact that this greasy deadbeat dad who throws the mother of his child in ICE detention, that that is your cover story for the fact that you're not a two bit low rent hooker is you deserve every single bit of this. After three and a half months in detention, Ngaro was transferred to Louisiana before being deported back to Brazil. And she's describing conditions where there were more than 120 people, the floor was wet, no windows, and four days straight. Without seeing the sun. These immigration issues, listener, are paperwork issues, right? These people are treated like they're criminals. They're treated like detainees in some third world country. If you have a visa issue issue, that is a paperwork issue. The Republican Party wants to paint these people as criminals. These are paperwork issues that typically can be resolved without incarcerating people. And Zompoli is now responding to claims that his wife is making up about Melania being a two bit low rent escort. Let's pop this up. Zampoli says enough with the vicious lies, conspiracies and disparaging attacks at a Amanda Ungaro against our marvelous first lady. The truth is in the records. Melania. First lady Melania Trump is the most elegant, graceful, intelligent and perfect first lady America first lady America has ever had. A true icon of strength, dignity and class. And then he does some asterisk and he says, notice to social media activists, most of the content coming from Amanda is AI manipulated. Our legal team is monitoring. And then after that, he posts an AI manipulated picture of Melania.
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Of course. She's so marvelous. I would argue this. I would just argue this and you can tell me what you think. All from Trump 1.0, all the way through when he wasn't the President. Now that he is, I would constantly see reports. Trump wants her to do this. Well, we got to renegotiate the prenup. Trump wants her to appear at this event. Well, we got to negotiate, renegotiate the prenup. She needs more money. Barron needs more money in his trust. So I would argue that she is simply now a high end call girl because her money is now in the millions of dollars. I mean, what is the difference? Because here she is married to a man that she clearly fucking hates, but she stays with him and gets more money for her prenup and her son. To me, it's the exact same. It's just a decimal issue.
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I would argue that it doesn't have as much integrity and transparency in it. I would rather earn my money on my back than having to get on camera and talk and lie and pathologically lie that Donald Trump is some great guy, that he is a champion for women. I would rather earn my money on my back than get on national television and roll out as first lady that my mission statement as a first lady is that I want to do away with online bullying. I think it's a more decent, respectable job to be an out of the closet sex worker than an in the closet insidious, psychopathic, pathological lying gold digger that she is here. And I the, the lying involved with having to prop. We've all seen her slap his hand. You know, we even in the documentary she had make $40 million for which was a heaping pile of dogs. The traditional family people. Not one critique that they don't even sleep in the same bed and they put that on television. She wanted the world to know I don't him. She intentionally wanted everyone to know I don't him. All right, can you imagine if Barack and Michelle Obama, if Michelle Obama got $40 million from Jeff Bezos, if he was to do a third term and she gets 40 million and then they do this documentary and at night she's like, good night, darling. And then she goes off to her to let everybody know that she's not sleeping with her husband. Jesse Waters and Greg Gutfeld would have A F stage 5 meltdown. All of Fox News would been be in a complete psychotic freefall.
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No, I completely agree. And also in that documentary, you can tell how interested she is in all this because I saw a clip where she, he, he's like, oh, I won. You know, they voted and I won. Did you see it? And she's like, no, I haven't had time.
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In summary, let me just leave you all with this. Here's how it goes. This is the presidency of rat. Yeah, okay. Vladimir Putin and Benjamin Netanyahu are rat Donald Trump. And the one thing about the Republican Party is all you need to know is this is trickle down rat. That's what it did. It is a trickle down rat fact. So Trump is getting rat by these people that probably have all this compromise on him. Right? And so he's rat J.D. vance because it's fun even it's a bipartisan thing everybody loves to hate on and rat JD Vance. It's we have to find ourselves in strange bedfellows with Trump that we too enjoy rat JD Vance, Melania enjoys rat Trump and so on and so on and so on. This is the presidency of Rat and we are here to cover it on IHIP News because it is horrible being an American right now. But just know this. Allegedly the first lady of the United States of America. The family values be best champion who all of these good Bible study Christians in the Bible belt went out said, oh, that Milani is just a class act.
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Class act.
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They are voting all of the things they say. Traditional family values, the Trumps or the furthest thing from it. All right, please pre order my book Not Today Fascist, which today. This commercial's dedication goes to Melania. Melania, I dedicate this commercial to you, you little fascist two bit hooker. Allegedly, you naughty girl. All right, that's all we have for today. Make sure you like and subscribe and we'll be back later with more news.
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In this episode, Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan breakdown explosive new allegations swirling around Melania Trump’s past, her connections to Jeffrey Epstein, and the fallout from recent press coverage and first-hand accounts. The hosts, known for their progressive and satirical takes, dig into claims from a former friend of Melania, analyze the political and personal implications, and don’t hold back in their critique of hypocrisy among conservative circles. The conversation is laced with biting humor, memorable analogies, and repeated calls to view these stories through the lens of broader American political hypocrisy.
Dramatic Claims Emerge:
The Daily Beast reports that a Brazilian ex-model (Amanda Ungaro) alleges Melania Trump was an escort for Jeffrey Epstein, contradicting the official story that Melania and Donald met through mutual acquaintance Paulo Zampoli.
Melania’s Public Response:
The hosts play and mock Melania's rare press conference, noting her forceful denial sounded oddly defensive and reminiscent of Trump's protestations about his mental fitness.
Quote (Melania Trump, played in clip):
"The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jeffrey Epstein need to end today. The individuals lying about me are devoid of ethical standards, humility and respect." [01:08]
Analysis:
Angie points out Melania's unusual decision to go public—suggesting those confident of their innocence would "just ignore it", comparing her to Michelle Obama, who “never had to hold a press conference to deny salacious allegations.” [01:45]
Ungaro’s Proximity to the Trumps:
Ungaro and her former husband, Zampoli, were deep inside Trump’s social orbit—Ungaro sat at Melania’s table at the 2017 inauguration. Zampoli, a modeling agent, is credited in Trump lore as the person who introduced Donald and Melania.
Alternate Timeline:
Ungaro alleges that this “introduction” story is a cover-up; Melania was actually an escort introduced to Trump by Epstein. The hosts weigh in with a mix of snark and sympathy:
Custody Battle and Retaliation:
The split between Ungaro and Zampoli turned ugly, with Zampoli allegedly leveraging Trump White House connections to sic ICE on Ungaro during their custody battle, resulting in her deportation.
Treatment of Immigrants:
The hosts highlight the double standard faced by immigrants like Ungaro, observing how a paperwork issue led to inhumane detention, while Melania’s own visa history has been the subject of speculation but never real consequence.
Zampoli’s Retort:
Zampoli blasts Ungaro’s allegations as “vicious lies” and paints Melania as the “most elegant, graceful, intelligent and perfect First Lady America has ever had,” while warning that “most of the content coming from Amanda is AI manipulated.” [11:20]
The hosts mock the response, noting the irony of someone decrying AI manipulation while circulating an AI-edited image.
Reframing Melania’s Choices:
Angie and Jennifer sarcastically suggest that Melania’s ongoing relationship with Trump is simply an “upgrade” to the world’s priciest escort arrangement, referencing the repeated reports of prenup renegotiations and her apparent distaste for her husband.
Quote (Jennifer):
“…she is simply now a high end call girl because her money is now in the millions of dollars. I mean, what is the difference? Because here she is married to a man that she clearly fucking hates, but she stays with him and gets more money for her prenup and her son.” [11:47]
Quote (Angie):
“I would rather earn my money on my back than get on national television and roll out as first lady that my mission statement as a first lady is that I want to do away with online bullying… It’s a more decent, respectable job to be an out of the closet sex worker than an in the closet insidious, psychopathic, pathological lying gold digger.” [12:42]
Double Standards and Media Outrage:
The hosts imagine the furor that would have erupted if Michelle Obama behaved remotely similarly, laughing at Fox News’s likely “stage 5 meltdown.” [13:50]
Political Corruption as a Theme:
The show closes with commentary on the rot at the heart of Trump’s orbit, lampooning the trickle-down effect of amorality and cynicism.
Final Word on Christian "Family Values":
The episode ends by highlighting the hypocrisy in right-wing valorization of Melania.
The episode is acidic and deeply irreverent, with hosts who blend salty gossip, scathing political critique, and pointed humor to underscore the hypocrisy at the heart of both the Trump world and its defenders. Through a blend of sourced development, gossipy storytelling, and explicit language, Jennifer and Angie deconstruct the intrigue surrounding Melania, Epstein, and the myth of Republican “family values.” This episode is a must-listen for those who enjoy their political commentary with bite and wit.