Mike (4:34)

National security concerns. Okay. The discharge requires the Attorney General to release within 30 days, quote, classified information to the maximum extent possible. This ignores the principle that declassification should always rest and always has rested with the agency that originated the intelligence. Why? So that they can protect their critical sources and methods. It is incredibly dangerous to demand that officials or employees of the doj.

Host (5:05)

Okay, okay, okay. Little Moses Mike Grinder Johnson. What is incredibly dangerous is the way that you have handed your separate, but co, Equal, equal branch of government to a man with full blown dementia that gives some guy named Bubba blow jobs. Somebody's photographed or videoed said blowjob and given it to Vladimir Putin. That is the distinct national security threat. And I want to remind everybody that was alive in the 90s when Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky went down. The Republicans had hearing after hearing after hearing and ultimately led to impeaching Bill Clinton because of said blowjob because they were so concerned about national security, patriotism, the office of the President's family values, yak y, blah, blah. We have to keep this blow job at the top of the news cycle because it directly involves national security. I don't give a if two consenting men give blowjobs. I don't give a if Moses Mike Grinder Johnson eats ass in the evenings on Grindr. What I care about are these hypocrites, these religious hypocrites that think that we're stupid, that think that we buy into this. And Moses Mike Grinder Johnson, if you're the big Christian that you say you are, you should be standing up for these victims and standing up to power. Standing up for all of these disgustingly wealthy men. And Ghislaine Maxwell, who participated in child sex trafficking. And you should hold them accountable, Moses. Mike, that's what Jesus would want you to do. But you don't give a shit about Jesus. You don't give a shit about family values. You don't give a shit about national security. You care about keeping secrets. This whole presidency is about keeping the depraved secrets of these wealthy men. It is breathtaking, furthermore, for Moses Mike Grindr Johnson to stand there and lecture us about national security when he sits down with MBS of Saudi Arabia, who ordered a hit of a journalist at the Washington Post, and for everyone to just sanitize this. Furthermore, all American intelligence showed that he ordered the hit. And the President of the United States, as we all know from Helsinki, doesn't believe in American intelligence, bashes Americans every chance he can get so he can suck up to these murderous dictators. And you want to tell us about national security when the guy that you worship, the guy who has your balls in the Oval Office desk, every chance he can get, sucks up to these anti Democratic war criminals? Seriously, Mike, off. Moving along. Here we have one of my favorite congressmen, Ro Khanna. And here he is talking about the breathtaking hypocrisy and failure and abysmal leadership of Moses Mike Grinder Johnson. Play.

Guest (8:02)

The clips should be better protected in this bill that was poorly drafted. The speaker is saying that. So the speaker thinks he knows better than the victims themselves. I mean, instead of insulting the survivors, maybe he should have shown up and listened to the survivors. The survivors are the ones who want this bill. And of course it protects the victims because we worked with the survivors in drafting the bill.

Host (8:25)

Yeah, Mike, why didn't you sit down with the victims? Oh, that's because you're too busy on the phone with the President and too busy entertaining a murderous dictator and sanitizing their role in national affairs, which has not been good. And don't think for a second that Donald Trump gives a shit about Saudi Arabia investing in the United States of America. He cares about Saudi Arabia investing in Dumb and Dumber and his companies. That's what he gives a shit about this isn't America first. This isn't family values. This isn't all the stuff that you learned in Sunday school about compassion, helping the poor, helping the sick, helping the needy. This is you playing a role where you are Donald Trump's little and he says it behind your back and everybody says it behind your back and you are a walking, talking, breathing example as to why Christianity is on decline in this country. Christians like you that go to these all praise mega churches and all you care about is recruiting other Christians and hiding your deep dark secrets are a stain and a cancer in this country and are the epicenter of this dysfunctional, morally depraved MAGA movement. Every single day before Pumps and I do these episodes, we go to one place and it is the Ground News Vantage plan. You guys, this app for news junkies like all of you and the two of us is like the Spotify of news. Let me give you a prime example. A left leaning publication is showing the following headline, afraid Trump's sudden Epstein files reversal raises eyebrows. My Ground News Vantage plan tells me this is a left leaning source and that article has high factuality. Likewise, it shows me what's going on on the right. And here is an article from a right leaning source and it says Trump calls on House Republicans to vote to release Epstein files. Quote, we have nothing to hide. But this Vantage plan shows me that this article has mixed factuality. So it's just so important that you understand where everybody in America is getting their news and how misinformed the people you disagree with are that maybe you might not even disagree with them if they were armed with the facts. So listener, join us by going to ground news.comiiP to get 40% off the ground News Vantage plan that pumps and I use every single day. They're subscriber funded and our favorite part is that they are female. Founded by subscribing, you're not only getting a tool we all need today, you're also supporting our work here at IHIP News. That's ground G R O U N D news.com forward SL I hip Kylie and Seth have linked this for easy purchase right below in the show notes. Next up we have Massie, a Republican who's calling Moses Mike Grinder Johnson out on this Christian hypocrisy and Democrats. Take a note from this Republican. Get your hands dirty. The biggest thing that Mike talks about all the time is what a big Christian he is. And he does it in the most manipulative way to manipulate his vote voters into Thinking, oh, he's a good Christian man. He's doing the Lord's work. Democrats call out the Christian hypocrisy of this man. Take a lesson here from Massie. Play the clip, Bill.

Guest (11:53)

He says that it was poorly drafted does not protect the victims as well. What do you say to him? Well, he's trying to. He's trying to say that rich and powerful men who were on the plane to Epstein island are now victims. That they would be victims because their names would get disclosed. Like, look at his PowerPoint presentation today.

Host (12:14)

He's.

Guest (12:14)

He's creating a new category of victims. So I think that's how a Christian man can stand up there and say a lie like that is. He's got something in the back of his head that makes it okay.

Host (12:26)

But he.

Guest (12:26)

If he had real concerns, he could have introduced his own legislation.

Host (12:29)

Look, okay, two points here. Number one, this is exactly what they're trying to do. They are trying to say that Kanks is a victim in the Epstein crimes and Moses Mike Grinder Johnson is going to be complicit with this because he's completely abdicated his power. This. Separate but co. Equal branches of power. He's abdicated that. Secondly, Massie called him. If this is the way a Christian man and Democrats take a note from this, don't be scared of offending Christians in America, because there are a lot of people that are not crazy white nationalist evangelical MAGA Christians that are every bit as disgusted with Moses Mike Johnson than I am an atheist, even more so because it's their faith and it's been so bastardized by these white Christian nationalist churches that embrace this morally depraved sexual deviant. Donald Trump adjudicated rapist Moses Mike Grinder Johnson. The fact that he is standing with pedophiles while at the same time thumping his Bible is so hypocritical it can never be normalized. We need to call this out all day, every day. And we also need to keep the aforementioned blowjob with Bubba at the very top of the news cycle. And I'm begging a journalist, begging any journalist to ask Moses, Mike Grindr Johnson, or Kanks himself, are we concerned about the President being compromised with Vladimir Putin because of this fellatio with Bubba? Who is Bubba? Start asking the questions. Think about what you did when Bill Clinton got a blowjob and then go there. Go all the way there. Play the game. Put your foot on the accelerator. But in this point, this is very serious. Yeah, it's juicy AF that tanks who's involved in this huge, you know, homoerotic. We're toxic men. All we do is talk about men and masculinity, this whole thing. So of course it's juicy. But more than anything, it makes perfect sense that Putin has something on him. Think about all of the ways he bends over for Putin. We've all known it since Helsinki in 2016 or 2017. All right, and then finally, you guys, this is what I would just want to remind everybody in this time to be alive, where it seems like people just don't have any moral clarity. We must remain steadfast in ours. And Nancy Mays and some of the Republicans and Kanks and Moses, Mike Grindr Johnson all say, oh, the Democrats are in the Epstein files. The Democrats are in the Epstein files. And to that I say, good. Show us who they are. Show us. Nobody should be off limits. We don't want this to be partisan. Release everything. Release the blowjob evidence so we can finally be liberated from Vladimir Putin having our president on a shock collar. So Nancy Mace puts out the following tweet, and it says, notice how Democrats have failed to bring up Prince Andrew, Bill Clinton, Larry Summers, and Kyle Kalansky of Secular Talk says, lock, lock all those perverts up. We don't give a. And then I would say impeach them all. The thing is, you guys, none of these Democrats they're talking about are in power. And if they were participants in any sort of crimes towards children, they should be held accountable. And that needs to be the difference. And the Democrats need to draw the distinction. The Republican are willing to cover up by using their faith at the guidance of Moses, Mike Grinder Johnson, cover up for pedophiles, all in the name of Jesus. And whatever Democrats are in there, let the chips fall where they may. We want to charge them, expose them, sanitize it the same way we do about these Republicans. But for all of these national Security Republicans, and I've heard it my whole life, they're so concerned about the military, they're so concerned about national security, to just give everybody a pass on the Bubba blowjob that Putin has evidence of. And where is the media regarding this? Seriously, we know you have it in you guys because you did it with Bill Clinton. And justifiably, I mean, I think it went too far, but nonetheless, let's see it. Let's see it now. All right, that's all we have. Pumps is on our way back to Oklahoma City. I'm flying solo today. Buy our book to support our show. Life is a lazy Susan of shit sandwiches. Subscribe like the video, and I'll be back later with more news.