Mike Johnson Caught in Full Panic After Epstein Vote Passes Unanimously!

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Episode Title: Mike Johnson Caught in Full Panic After Epstein Vote Passes Unanimously!
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Date: November 19, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this fiery, satirical episode recorded deep in red-state territory, progressive hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie "Pumps" Sullivan dissect the unprecedented bipartisan vote in Congress to release the Jeffrey Epstein files. They direct their comedic and incisive critique at House Speaker Mike Johnson (nicknamed “Moses Mike Grindr Johnson”), who has found himself isolated after both chambers of Congress—despite years of delay—decisively vote to make the Epstein information public. The hosts ridicule Johnson’s response, mock the hypocrisy of religious right-wing leaders, and lambast both parties’ willingness to shield elites from accountability, all while drawing comparisons to past presidential scandals.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Historic Congressional Action on Epstein Files

• Synopsis:
  The House—minus one holdout from Louisiana—passes the bill to release Epstein's files; the Senate does so unanimously.
• Analysis:
  The hosts highlight this rare unity among lawmakers as evidence that the political tide has turned against protecting those potentially implicated.
  • “The fissures that Pumps and I have been talking about…are now going upstream to the politicians because this man is losing all public support and confidence.” [00:35, Host]

2. Immediate Fallout and Mike Johnson’s Reaction

• Mike Johnson’s Press Appearance:
  The hosts play a post-vote clip, ridiculing Johnson’s nervous demeanor and evasiveness:
  • “He looks like a little scared rat and his cheeks are full blown blush.” [01:19, Host]
  • [01:30] Johnson awkwardly deflects, claiming he’s “deeply disappointed” and wishing for amendments, while referencing ongoing talks with the President.
    • “I’m deeply disappointed… needed amendments… just spoke to the President… we’ll see what happens.” [01:30, Mike Johnson]
  • Johnson gets pressed about a potential veto but offers no clear answers.

3. Accusations of Hypocrisy and Collusion

• Johnson’s “Christian” Persona vs. Actions:
  The host skewers Johnson both for cloaking himself in performative Christianity and allegedly enabling cover-ups:

  • “Why is he colluding with the executive branch to cover up pedophilia?… his performative Christianity and his performative patriotism, because he has neither.” [02:27, Host]
  • Calls back to Johnson’s odd personal conduct (purity rings, porn discussions) to lampoon his moralizing.

• Foreign Influence Allegations:
  References are made to alleged kompromat involving the President (dubbed “Kanks”) and Vladimir Putin:

  • “He took Congress and handed it to this man who now Vladimir Putin has evidence of the President… blowing somebody named Bubba.” [03:03, Host]

4. National Security Pretext and Media Hypocrisy

• Johnson Cites National Security:
  Johnson’s attempt to paint the releases as risky for US intelligence is challenged:

  • “National security concerns. Okay. The discharge requires the Attorney General to release within 30 days… classified information…” [04:34, Mike Johnson]
  • The hosts mock this:
    • “What is incredibly dangerous is the way that you have handed your… branch of government to a man with full blown dementia that gives some guy named Bubba blow jobs.” [05:05, Host]

• Double Standards with Monica Lewinsky Scandal:
  The hosts sharply critique conservatives’ historic obsession with Clinton’s scandal compared to their silence now:

  • “They were so concerned about national security… We have to keep this blowjob at the top of the news cycle because it directly involves national security.” [05:41, Host]

5. Bipartisan Accountability: “No One Off Limits”

• The hosts emphasize the need for full transparency—regardless of party:
  • “We don't want this to be partisan. Release everything. Release the blowjob evidence so we can finally be liberated from Vladimir Putin having our president on a shock collar.” [13:31, Host]
  • Referencing both Democratic and Republican figures potentially implicated, they advocate for universal justice:
    • “None of these Democrats they're talking about are in power. And if they… participated in any sort of crimes towards children, they should be held accountable.” [13:46, Host]

6. Republican and Democratic Reactions

• Ro Khanna (D):
  Calls out Johnson for ignoring victim-survivors while posturing as their protector:
  • “So the speaker thinks he knows better than the victims themselves. I mean, instead of insulting the survivors, maybe he should have shown up and listened to the survivors.” [08:17, Ro Khanna]
• Thomas Massie (R):
  Criticizes Johnson’s redefining the “victims” as powerful men facing exposure:
  • “He’s trying to say that rich and powerful men who were on the plane to Epstein island are now victims… He’s creating a new category of victims.” [12:04, Massie]
  • The host urges Democrats to confront “Christian hypocrisy” without fear of backlash (12:29-12:56).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |------------|-----------------------|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:35 | Host | “The fissures…are now going upstream to the politicians because this man is losing all public support and confidence.” | | 01:30 | Mike Johnson | “I’m deeply disappointed… needed amendments… just spoke to the President… we’ll see what happens.” | | 03:03 | Host | “He took Congress and handed it to this man who now Vladimir Putin has evidence of the President… blowing somebody named Bubba.” | | 05:05 | Host | “What is incredibly dangerous is the way that you have handed your… branch of government to a man with full blown dementia that gives some guy named Bubba blow jobs.” | | 08:17 | Ro Khanna (D) | “So the speaker thinks he knows better than the victims themselves. I mean, instead of insulting the survivors, maybe he should have shown up and listened to the survivors.” | | 12:04 | Thomas Massie (R) | “He’s trying to say that rich and powerful men who were on the plane to Epstein island are now victims… He’s creating a new category of victims.” | | 13:31 | Host | “We don't want this to be partisan. Release everything. Release the blowjob evidence so we can finally be liberated from Vladimir Putin having our president on a shock collar.” |

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Additional Highlights

• Media Critique:
  The hosts’ exasperation with mainstream media’s double standard is threaded throughout, urging journalists to probe compromising allegations with the same zeal as with Clinton/Lewinsky [12:56-13:25].

• Satirical Nicknaming:
  Throughout, Johnson is derisively called “Moses Mike Grindr Johnson” and the President lampooned as “Kanks”—with allusions to their supposed secrets and hypocrisy.

• Plug for Ground News App:
  The hosts advertise a news comparison tool as a crucial sampling strategy for understanding bias in media diets [09:39-11:30].

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Episode Structure & Flow

• Opening Rant: Celebrating the vote and skewering Johnson (00:04–03:30)
• Sound Bite—Johnson’s Response: Hosts mock and analyze (01:30–03:30)
• Broader Critique: Tying Johnson’s conduct to wider hypocrisy (03:30–08:25)
• Ro Khanna and Massie Clips: Guests offer Democratic and Republican criticism (08:02–12:29)
• Final Monologue: Call for bipartisan accountability, condemning both parties’ enablers (12:30–end)

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Conclusion

This episode pulls no punches, using caustic humor and sharp political commentary to expose what the hosts see as endemic hypocrisy among the GOP leadership, especially Speaker Mike Johnson, in the wake of the Epstein files vote. The hosts insist on full transparency from both parties, use biting analogies to past scandals, and call for the media and public to maintain moral clarity and demand accountability, regardless of political affiliation.

A must-listen for those tracking accountability, hypocrisy, and the changing tides in U.S. political culture.

Transcript

[Mike]

Foreign.

[Host]

It finally happened. Finally, finally, finally. The Republicans are showing some pushback against Kankel's McTaco tits. The train wreck shit show. Closeted old queen given Bubba a blowjob. And all of this is dripping out through the Epstein files. They finally have voted against him. The Epstein release passes in the House. All but one person voted for it. Some asshole from Louisiana. No surprise there. And then the Senate passes it with unanimous consent. So the fissures that Pumps and I have been talking about for a couple of months now that we're forming first with the influencer base of MAGA are now going upstream to the politicians because this man is losing all public support and confidence. Minutes. Why it took 10 years is another podcast entirely. But let's go ahead and listen to little Moses Mike Grinder Johnson. And this is him right after the Senate votes to release using unanimous consent. I want you to notice a couple of things. He looks like a little scared rat and his cheeks are full blown blush. Play the clip. Any reaction to Leader th seeing the bill without adding amendments or changing it?

[Mike]

I am. I'm deeply disappointed in this outcome. I think. I'm told. I've been at the state dinner. I don't know. I was just told that Chuck Schumer rushed it to the floor and put it out there preemptively. It needed amendments. I just spoke to the President about that. We'll see what happens.

[Guest]

So is he.

[Host]

Do you think he may veto it?

[Mike]

You say you spoke to the President. I'm not saying that.

[Host]

Is he supportive of it in its current form?

[Mike]

We both have concerns about it. So we'll see. I was standing there with the crown press.

[Host]

Are you frustrated in the. Okay, all right. Okay. He was sitting with the Crown Prince. The Crown Prince who murdered an American journalist who chopped him up with a bone saw and then put him in a tub of acid and poured him down the drain. Moses Mike Grinder. I'm a big Christian Johnson. That's who he was having dinner with. Furthermore, he and the President are unhappy. Like, why is he colluding with the executive branch to cover up pedophilia? Why is this big Christian Moses Mike Grinder Johnson, who put a purity ring on his daughter in this creepy episode where he wants to own her virginity until he passes on. Who shares his porn history with his son is the big pedophile protector. But also. Also this man. We can ask the third graders. Separate but co equal branches of government. He took Congress and handed it to this man who now Vladimir Putin has evidence of the President of the United States blowing somebody named Bubba. And all of these bullshit MAGA Christian hypocrites that talk about patriotism, that talk about the troops, that talk about family values are all exposed as the weak hypocrites that we've always known that they are. And the fact that he cannot stand up against this man tells you everything you need to know about Moses Mike Grindr Johnson and his performative Christianity and his performative patriotism, because he has neither. And this is just my opinion. I would assume, just as Putin and Netanyahu and other governments have the goods on Trump, Trump must have the goods on Moses Mike Grindr Johnson. And just a side hustle project, I would like to. The Moses Mike Grindr files. Moving along. Here we have Moses Mike Grinder Johnson, and he is very concerned now about national security. Now, mind you, he's concerned about national security, he says, but he hasn't said. Wait a minute, hold up. Jeffrey Epstein's brother asked Jeffrey Epstein if Putin had the picture of Trump blowing Bubba. That's why we embarrassed ourself on the international stage in Alaska. That's why Helsinki took place. No, he's concerned about national security. He's concerned about covering up for pedophilia. He is. That is his number one concern. Play the clip.

[Mike]

National security concerns. Okay. The discharge requires the Attorney General to release within 30 days, quote, classified information to the maximum extent possible. This ignores the principle that declassification should always rest and always has rested with the agency that originated the intelligence. Why? So that they can protect their critical sources and methods. It is incredibly dangerous to demand that officials or employees of the doj.

[Host]

Okay, okay, okay. Little Moses Mike Grinder Johnson. What is incredibly dangerous is the way that you have handed your separate, but co, Equal, equal branch of government to a man with full blown dementia that gives some guy named Bubba blow jobs. Somebody's photographed or videoed said blowjob and given it to Vladimir Putin. That is the distinct national security threat. And I want to remind everybody that was alive in the 90s when Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky went down. The Republicans had hearing after hearing after hearing and ultimately led to impeaching Bill Clinton because of said blowjob because they were so concerned about national security, patriotism, the office of the President's family values, yak y, blah, blah. We have to keep this blow job at the top of the news cycle because it directly involves national security. I don't give a if two consenting men give blowjobs. I don't give a if Moses Mike Grinder Johnson eats ass in the evenings on Grindr. What I care about are these hypocrites, these religious hypocrites that think that we're stupid, that think that we buy into this. And Moses Mike Grinder Johnson, if you're the big Christian that you say you are, you should be standing up for these victims and standing up to power. Standing up for all of these disgustingly wealthy men. And Ghislaine Maxwell, who participated in child sex trafficking. And you should hold them accountable, Moses. Mike, that's what Jesus would want you to do. But you don't give a shit about Jesus. You don't give a shit about family values. You don't give a shit about national security. You care about keeping secrets. This whole presidency is about keeping the depraved secrets of these wealthy men. It is breathtaking, furthermore, for Moses Mike Grindr Johnson to stand there and lecture us about national security when he sits down with MBS of Saudi Arabia, who ordered a hit of a journalist at the Washington Post, and for everyone to just sanitize this. Furthermore, all American intelligence showed that he ordered the hit. And the President of the United States, as we all know from Helsinki, doesn't believe in American intelligence, bashes Americans every chance he can get so he can suck up to these murderous dictators. And you want to tell us about national security when the guy that you worship, the guy who has your balls in the Oval Office desk, every chance he can get, sucks up to these anti Democratic war criminals? Seriously, Mike, off. Moving along. Here we have one of my favorite congressmen, Ro Khanna. And here he is talking about the breathtaking hypocrisy and failure and abysmal leadership of Moses Mike Grinder Johnson. Play.

[Guest]

The clips should be better protected in this bill that was poorly drafted. The speaker is saying that. So the speaker thinks he knows better than the victims themselves. I mean, instead of insulting the survivors, maybe he should have shown up and listened to the survivors. The survivors are the ones who want this bill. And of course it protects the victims because we worked with the survivors in drafting the bill.

[Host]

Yeah, Mike, why didn't you sit down with the victims? Oh, that's because you're too busy on the phone with the President and too busy entertaining a murderous dictator and sanitizing their role in national affairs, which has not been good. And don't think for a second that Donald Trump gives a shit about Saudi Arabia investing in the United States of America. He cares about Saudi Arabia investing in Dumb and Dumber and his companies. That's what he gives a shit about this isn't America first. This isn't family values. This isn't all the stuff that you learned in Sunday school about compassion, helping the poor, helping the sick, helping the needy. This is you playing a role where you are Donald Trump's little and he says it behind your back and everybody says it behind your back and you are a walking, talking, breathing example as to why Christianity is on decline in this country. Christians like you that go to these all praise mega churches and all you care about is recruiting other Christians and hiding your deep dark secrets are a stain and a cancer in this country and are the epicenter of this dysfunctional, morally depraved MAGA movement. Every single day before Pumps and I do these episodes, we go to one place and it is the Ground News Vantage plan. You guys, this app for news junkies like all of you and the two of us is like the Spotify of news. Let me give you a prime example. A left leaning publication is showing the following headline, afraid Trump's sudden Epstein files reversal raises eyebrows. My Ground News Vantage plan tells me this is a left leaning source and that article has high factuality. Likewise, it shows me what's going on on the right. And here is an article from a right leaning source and it says Trump calls on House Republicans to vote to release Epstein files. Quote, we have nothing to hide. But this Vantage plan shows me that this article has mixed factuality. So it's just so important that you understand where everybody in America is getting their news and how misinformed the people you disagree with are that maybe you might not even disagree with them if they were armed with the facts. So listener, join us by going to ground news.comiiP to get 40% off the ground News Vantage plan that pumps and I use every single day. They're subscriber funded and our favorite part is that they are female. Founded by subscribing, you're not only getting a tool we all need today, you're also supporting our work here at IHIP News. That's ground G R O U N D news.com forward SL I hip Kylie and Seth have linked this for easy purchase right below in the show notes. Next up we have Massie, a Republican who's calling Moses Mike Grinder Johnson out on this Christian hypocrisy and Democrats. Take a note from this Republican. Get your hands dirty. The biggest thing that Mike talks about all the time is what a big Christian he is. And he does it in the most manipulative way to manipulate his vote voters into Thinking, oh, he's a good Christian man. He's doing the Lord's work. Democrats call out the Christian hypocrisy of this man. Take a lesson here from Massie. Play the clip, Bill.

[Guest]

He says that it was poorly drafted does not protect the victims as well. What do you say to him? Well, he's trying to. He's trying to say that rich and powerful men who were on the plane to Epstein island are now victims. That they would be victims because their names would get disclosed. Like, look at his PowerPoint presentation today.

[Host]

He's.

[Guest]

He's creating a new category of victims. So I think that's how a Christian man can stand up there and say a lie like that is. He's got something in the back of his head that makes it okay.

[Host]

But he.

[Guest]

If he had real concerns, he could have introduced his own legislation.

[Host]

Look, okay, two points here. Number one, this is exactly what they're trying to do. They are trying to say that Kanks is a victim in the Epstein crimes and Moses Mike Grinder Johnson is going to be complicit with this because he's completely abdicated his power. This. Separate but co. Equal branches of power. He's abdicated that. Secondly, Massie called him. If this is the way a Christian man and Democrats take a note from this, don't be scared of offending Christians in America, because there are a lot of people that are not crazy white nationalist evangelical MAGA Christians that are every bit as disgusted with Moses Mike Johnson than I am an atheist, even more so because it's their faith and it's been so bastardized by these white Christian nationalist churches that embrace this morally depraved sexual deviant. Donald Trump adjudicated rapist Moses Mike Grinder Johnson. The fact that he is standing with pedophiles while at the same time thumping his Bible is so hypocritical it can never be normalized. We need to call this out all day, every day. And we also need to keep the aforementioned blowjob with Bubba at the very top of the news cycle. And I'm begging a journalist, begging any journalist to ask Moses, Mike Grindr Johnson, or Kanks himself, are we concerned about the President being compromised with Vladimir Putin because of this fellatio with Bubba? Who is Bubba? Start asking the questions. Think about what you did when Bill Clinton got a blowjob and then go there. Go all the way there. Play the game. Put your foot on the accelerator. But in this point, this is very serious. Yeah, it's juicy AF that tanks who's involved in this huge, you know, homoerotic. We're toxic men. All we do is talk about men and masculinity, this whole thing. So of course it's juicy. But more than anything, it makes perfect sense that Putin has something on him. Think about all of the ways he bends over for Putin. We've all known it since Helsinki in 2016 or 2017. All right, and then finally, you guys, this is what I would just want to remind everybody in this time to be alive, where it seems like people just don't have any moral clarity. We must remain steadfast in ours. And Nancy Mays and some of the Republicans and Kanks and Moses, Mike Grindr Johnson all say, oh, the Democrats are in the Epstein files. The Democrats are in the Epstein files. And to that I say, good. Show us who they are. Show us. Nobody should be off limits. We don't want this to be partisan. Release everything. Release the blowjob evidence so we can finally be liberated from Vladimir Putin having our president on a shock collar. So Nancy Mace puts out the following tweet, and it says, notice how Democrats have failed to bring up Prince Andrew, Bill Clinton, Larry Summers, and Kyle Kalansky of Secular Talk says, lock, lock all those perverts up. We don't give a. And then I would say impeach them all. The thing is, you guys, none of these Democrats they're talking about are in power. And if they were participants in any sort of crimes towards children, they should be held accountable. And that needs to be the difference. And the Democrats need to draw the distinction. The Republican are willing to cover up by using their faith at the guidance of Moses, Mike Grinder Johnson, cover up for pedophiles, all in the name of Jesus. And whatever Democrats are in there, let the chips fall where they may. We want to charge them, expose them, sanitize it the same way we do about these Republicans. But for all of these national Security Republicans, and I've heard it my whole life, they're so concerned about the military, they're so concerned about national security, to just give everybody a pass on the Bubba blowjob that Putin has evidence of. And where is the media regarding this? Seriously, we know you have it in you guys because you did it with Bill Clinton. And justifiably, I mean, I think it went too far, but nonetheless, let's see it. Let's see it now. All right, that's all we have. Pumps is on our way back to Oklahoma City. I'm flying solo today. Buy our book to support our show. Life is a lazy Susan of shit sandwiches. Subscribe like the video, and I'll be back later with more news.