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Main Host / Political Commentator
All right. Moses Pipsqueak, Mike Johnson. When I, if I were to make a list of the most useless Americans on the planet, Moses Pipsqueak is at the very top. This guy is worthless. He's good for nothing. Except for kissing Donald Trump's ass while Donald Trump babysits Moses Mike's balls and he refuses to swear in a elected congresswoman from Arizona because they don't want the Epstein files to come out because the person they worship, Kanks, is knee deep in the Epstein files. Play the clip.
Co-host 2
Destiny, you're afraid of her being the 218 signer to the Epstein petition to release the files, that if she were.
Guest or Additional Commentator
A Republican, you would have sworn her in.
Co-host 2
What do you say? I say bless her heart. She's a representative elect. She doesn't know how it works around here.
Main Host / Political Commentator
Yeah, I've never seen, you know, we, we have a floating theory here that Moses is a DL demon queen. And that is a huge part. The minute he responded, bless her heart, I'm just like, I, you know, like, come on, you're the speaker of the House. Number one, that's demeaning. Number two, stop being such a DL demon queen all the time. Mike, you can come out, you know, right? You can. There's a pathway for you to atone. And you don't have to go through all of these humiliation exerc. Your cheeks all flush because everybody knows you're on Grindr and doing all this stuff. And at the end of the day, the Epstein files are going to come out at some point and these maga fissures that are already forming are going to be delicious. I mean, because this cult will not stay together. Kanks is. I mean, all he does is talk about death and getting into heaven.
Co-host 1
Well, I keep reading these reports that Trump is mad at his supporters, that they will not bend like they do on everything else. Everything he says they go along with, but they have drawn a line in the sand. He is the one that made the biggest deal out of releasing the Epstein files. And here's the deal, Moses. Mike, you heard those women test or talk to you about their experiences, and you sit there and you still cover for this man. It is weak. It is misogynistic, and he sucks so bad, he just makes me want to puke.
Main Host / Political Commentator
Well, and it's a super common thing against very pious people to cover for sexual abuse. It's a part of that faction. When you have uber, uber religious groups, oftentimes, whether it's a cult, Southern Baptist, the Catholic Church. There's profound sexual abuse in these situations. And the most religious ones typically cover it up the most. I will. There has never been a walking bigger advertisement against Christianity than these MAGA Christians right now.
Audio Clip / External Voice
Agree.
Main Host / Political Commentator
There is nothing attractive about their form of Christianity whatsoever. They are terrified of gay people, terrified of trans people, terrified of books. They do not fight for the marginalized. They do not fight for social justice. They do not fight for the poor. They do not fight for the sick, and they cover up for pedophiles. The is the most disgusting religion in the country. MAGA Christians suck. They are hypocrites, and they are a walking, talking advertisement as to why I am not a Christian. The most unattractive religion on the planet. Moving along, we have Congressman Mills, and he has a restraining order entered against him because of domestic abuse allegations. And here's his response when the press asked him about that.
Audio Clip / External Voice
There's.
Guest or Additional Commentator
I mean, it's been reported for a while. Corey Mills was accused of beating a girlfriend in his D.C. apartment. He was accused of stolen valor by the people that he claimed to have saved on the battlefield that have been on the record said that he did not save them. I mean, this has been happening since the beginning of the year. Are you concerned about these allegations against Corey Mills?
Co-host 2
Look, you have to ask Representative Mills about that. I mean, he's been a faithful colleague here. I know his work on the Hill. I mean, I don't. I don't know all the details of all the individual allegations and what he's doing in his outside life. You have to ask him about things.
Audio Clip / External Voice
That are really serious. Background.
Co-host 1
Okay, Mike. Violence against women is Serious violence against children. It is serious. And the very least you could do is say, if he has done the things that are alleged in this petition, which the restraining order was granted by a court, then he needs to step down because we do not tolerate crimes against women. We do not condone violence against women and children. And he doesn't do it because he does. He does condone it because he is a hypocrite and he has been covering up for pedophiles his entire career. Just go look up his mentor moving.
Main Host / Political Commentator
Along this MAGA Republican regime. The House members are so morally depraved. If by chance somebody were a centrist Republican, I would think that they would try to find daylight between these morally depraved people pumps. I would think that Stephanie Bice, our congresswoman in Oklahoma City, would say, I'm as a woman, as a Christian woman, I'm going to distance myself from these pedophile protectors. What does she do? She enables it. She gender washes the entire movement. Here we have Congressman Mike Davis, who calls the House Minority Leader a House slave. So Hakeem Jeffries sends out a tweet and Mike Davis responds, george Soros's House slave. And in this response, you have two things. All of the attacks on George Soros are anti Semitic in nature because George Soros is a Jew. But this anti Semitism is actually supported by Benjamin Netanyahu in the Israeli government because George Soros does not support war criminals. And so that's why this is able to have so many legs on it. Number two, to refer to an accomplished minority leader who's a black man as a House slave. The hoods are off, you guys. Yes, the KKK has been boiling in them the whole time. We're one news cycle away from them just using the N word. We're one news cycle away with the Politico story and this. They are absolutely showing us who they are. And I want to remind you guys, all my MAGA Christians out there, you are a walking, talking, breathing advertisement that you're in a hate cult, that you are in a pedophile protector cult, that you are in a racist cult. And since the the prosperity gospel, the whole thing is you've got to recruit people so the rapture will come. Nobody wants anything to do with your religion. Y' all are hateful, walking, talking, breathing, disgusting Americans that support crime, that support sadism, that support cruelty towards the poor, that support cruelty towards the sick. You are everything that your Lord and Savior tells you not to be. And yet here you are supporting the most morally depraved administration on the planet. And next up, we have a Republican congressman that has an American flag with a swastika in it displayed in his congressional office. Capitol police called to investigate swastika and GOP congressional office. An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Representative Dave Taylor's office. Again, I just want to remind all of the Jewish Americans that want to play patty cake with maga. I'm telling you guys, I have never met more anti Semitic people in my life than white evangelical Christians. They are ready for you to be in Israel because they're rapture preppers so that then you can go to hell immediately. There's nothing quite as dehumanizing or as anti Semitic as that.
Co-host 1
Well, and you look at these young Republicans and Republicans that are talking about how they love Hitler and going to the gas chamber, and then JD Vance doesn't denounce it. He's like, oh, it's, you know, it's just kids. It's like the locker room Talk from Trump 1.0. This is who these people are. They are white supremacists full stop. And they're not even hiding anymore. I agree with you. We're one news cycle away from the N word being thrown around.
Main Host / Political Commentator
Okay? And the next step, you know, Trump's older sons, Dumb and Dumber. Dumber has been doing a little media circuit. And here he is talking about Leticia James. Want to remind you, he's not an elected official. He doesn't work in government. And here he is talking about Letitia James that she needs to be jailed.
Audio Clip / External Voice
Play the clip on the promise of getting Trump, of taking us down, of going into the office of Attorney General every day, suing us and going home. And those are exact words. And you know, Sean, the great irony of life is, you know, they. She dug so deep, she ended up finding herself. I mean, somebody who's apparently committed mortgage fraud, and somebody apparently has a felon living in their home right now, clearly, you're not allowed to do that, but it's really no different than.
Co-host 1
Okay, here's the thing, Eric Trump, your father is a convicted felon, and he's living in the White House. It is malicious prosecution from top to bottom with Letitia James. But they're mad because she proved in a court of law. They abject fraud and corruption in the Trump administration. And Eric Trump sitting around saying, well, you're not allowed to have a convicted felon living in your home. Your fucking dad is a convicted felon. Like irony is dead. These people do not understand that. They cannot. Eric Trump cannot sit around and talk about a felon because look at his dad. Like, I don't understand how they're able to do it.
Main Host / Political Commentator
I'll tell you why. Because a part of this whole thing is to advertise the rule that apply to everybody else, don't apply to us. And that's a part of this whole authoritarian takeover. Look at what we get to do. Look at how we disrespect the law and all of the people surrounding the authoritarian fall in line with this. This is intentional. This is intentional hypocrisy. It's willful. It's to say the rules that apply to Letitia James do not apply to us. And then they get extra bonus points because Letitia James is a black woman. So that, that really hits hard with this racist evangelical base. But here is Dumber again, talking about how his father and Maga are saving everything, even Christianity. And what I want to say, what my atheist 82 year old mother told me when Trump was elected, she said, well, thank God he's finally going to expose these evangelicals for the hypocrites that they are. Because for those of you that live in the Bible Belt, you'll understand this. Evangelical Christians are sanctimonious. They are on the moral high ground. The hypocrisy in which you see Trump behaving, they behave and have always behaved. And that type of moral duplicity, they advertise it, they will gladly say, can you believe such and such his husband is doing this, meanwhile their husband a million times worse. This type of cognitive dissonance is very common in Bible Belt culture. And what Eric is saying here, he's making the religious base think that they're saving Christianity. In fact, listener, they are exposing this cult, this death cult that wants to deny women health care, that wants to deny poor people health care, that is destroying the hhs, that gets off on the cruelty towards poor people, that worships many, that worships Donald Trump. Play the clip.
Audio Clip / External Voice
And yet here we are and we have this amazing peace deal on Charlie Kirk's birthday. I can't tell you how many things are lining up. I mean, think about the fact that this book came out on Charlie Kirk's birthday on the same day as we have peace in the Middle East. I mean, so many different factors are all coming together at once in the most unthinkable, unbelievable journey. You couldn't have scripted this. You could not. The wildest author could not have scripted this. Book and the trials and tribulations and twists and turns to get to where we are today and look how much better humanity and our world is. You know, we're saving Christianity.
Main Host / Political Commentator
All right, stop it right there. First of all, I want to point out that Benny Johnson is one of the DL demon queens.
Co-host 1
Yes.
Main Host / Political Commentator
That talks about Christianity, talks about Christian nationalism, covers for the moral depravity and sadism, participates in the moral depravity and sadism of this MAGA administration. I. My default setting for somebody that is in the closet, that was raised by hellfire damnation evangelical parents is to have a lot of empathy for them. Because I grew up in Oklahoma, and as an atheist, these same people tried to oppress me and were very critical of me and my family. And they're a rough crowd. They're a really rough crowd. And to be gay, because there's so much emphasis in evangelical Christianity on that being the biggest sin, it's crazy. Like, out of all of the things evangelicals, that's like their number one thing, gay, they're all chips in on that. So you have a lot of people that suicide rates are really high, people that have so much religious shame. And typically, my empathy for somebody who is a passive closet case is through the roof. Because in the 90s, when I was in college, I had a lot of gay friends who are still really good friends of mine, and the shame that they experienced from their communities, from their parents, their parents wouldn't speak to them. Parents gave birth to them to a gay kid, and then they shunned them because of this horrible religion. But when somebody like Benny Johnson and Moses, Mike Johnson and J.D. vance and Josh Hawley and all of these other DL demon queens, in my opinion, that's just my personal gaydar going off when they get up every morning and feed all of this homophobia. And then Grindr crashes wherever all these people go. And then at night, they're out doing gay stuff. I say let's expose it. Because I think that this MAGA movement, you guys, is full of very broken people that have been religiously damaged, abused as children. They have inner childhood issues. They revel in hypocrisy, they revel in shaming people because they're projecting how they feel on the inside onto everybody else. And I think the guest was represent Congressman Greg Cassar. So I want to quote him him in this. He said, we're going to need universal therapy if you survive this. And I agree with that. And it's difficult for me because my. I want to have Empathy for closet cases. But these that are actively, you know, I think there's this whole DL gay network in the maga movement, you guys, I'm not even trying to be a conspiracy theorist. I think there is a lot of it. And they think, okay, God will forgive me for doing all this gay stuff if I make America a Christian nation, right? Moses, Mike Johnson doing gay stuff all the time. But then he's like, yeah, but if I give America to God, then that's going to wash away all my gayness. And the. At the epicenter of this, America is the first. A first world country that's wildly religious. For those of you that live on the coast, you might not understand how integral religion is in the Bible belt. It is the heartbeat of the community. And these megachurches have an economic interest to expand and recruit people. And they are toxic. They put the rock show on and they make people feel, oh, this is great. Under the scenes, no sex until marriage, no gayness. It's a very puritan, handsmade tale style culture that discourages critical thinking. And if you even ask a question or if you even raise any criticism of it, they, like many people in cults, freak out. I can't believe that I've had it. Ladies are questioning evangelical Christianity. I can't believe that, you know, they're saying that we're Bible thumpers. Well, if you get insulted because somebody's talking about your group, then you're probably in a cult. People say shit about this. I've had it podcast all day, every day. I don't care. It doesn't matter. I believe what I believe. Everybody has the right to criticize everything, even a religion. And most of all, a religion. And most of all a religion that is trying to take over a democratic nation and usurp the will of the people. All right, Pumps, tell them about our book. And listener Pumps was in the epicenter of that evangelical movement. And she tells her story in this book. And I think it's one of the most important stories in America because the evolution I do, the evolution inside the Death Star to now fighting for the marginalized is I. I just. It's my favorite evolution of you Pump. So tell them about our book.
Co-host 1
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Main Host / Political Commentator
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Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Date: October 19, 2025
In this episode, Jennifer and Pumps deliver incisive, irreverent commentary on the unraveling speakership of Mike Johnson, dissecting what they describe as his hypocrisy, cover-ups, and the broader moral collapse within the MAGA-dominated GOP. They address issues ranging from the Epstein files controversy, party complicity in abuse scandals, to escalating racist and anti-Semitic rhetoric among Republicans—all with their trademark blend of fiery critique and gallows humor.
“When I, if I were to make a list of the most useless Americans on the planet, Moses Pipsqueak is at the very top.” – Jennifer [01:06]
“You refuse to swear in an elected congresswoman from Arizona because they don't want the Epstein files to come out…” – Jennifer [01:06]
“There has never been a walking bigger advertisement against Christianity than these MAGA Christians right now.” – Jennifer [03:34] “They are terrified of gay people, terrified of trans people, terrified of books. They do not fight for the marginalized... and they cover up for pedophiles.” – Jennifer [04:07]
“Violence against women is serious, violence against children is serious. The very least you could do is say, if he has done the things alleged... then he needs to step down.” – Angie [05:33]
“To refer to an accomplished minority leader who's a black man as a House slave. The hoods are off, you guys.” – Jennifer [07:37]
“I’ve never met more anti-Semitic people in my life than white evangelical Christians.” – Jennifer [08:52]
“You look at these young Republicans... talking about how they love Hitler... This is who these people are. They are white supremacists full stop.” – Angie [09:40]
“Eric Trump, your father is a convicted felon, and he's living in the White House...” – Angie [10:54]
“The rules that apply to Letitia James do not apply to us... It’s willful, intentional hypocrisy.” – Jennifer [11:38]
“My default setting for somebody that is in the closet... is to have a lot of empathy for them... [But] when somebody like Benny Johnson and Moses, Mike Johnson... feed all of this homophobia... I say let's expose it.” – Jennifer [14:30–16:15]
“Everybody has the right to criticize everything, even a religion. And most of all, a religion that is trying to take over a democratic nation and usurp the will of the people.” – Jennifer [18:58]
“The evolution inside the Death Star to now fighting for the marginalized... my favorite evolution of you Pump.” – Jennifer [19:36]
The hosts use an unapologetically raw, comedic, and incisive tone. Sarcasm and expletives are frequent. Their analysis blends sharp political critique with personal anecdotes and trenchant observations, leveraging humor to lay bare the perceived moral and ideological contradictions of the MAGA movement and its leaders.
This episode is unfiltered, radical, and darkly funny, offering an impassioned take on the current state of conservative politics, with a focus on hypocrisy, abuse scandals, and the intersection of religion and power. For progressives and anyone seeking cathartic, sarcastic commentary on contemporary political collapse, Jennifer and Pumps hold nothing back.